CLOWNS ROBBING BANKS WITH SPOONS | Payday 2
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You have raised the bar for all of CZcams gaming with all of the insane mo-cap work you put in. Amazing work 👌
spoon
spoon
Yea, its crazy. Like, completely unnecessary sometimes. But it becomes so much better.
Spoon
Spoon
"People were born after 2000? That shit aint real"
Me: *disintegrates*
Same
You where actually born several years prior, but your legal and physical age hasn't changed a bit.
Ah shit *also disintegrates*
Bruh, I’m from 2004. He doesn’t think we existed.
@@droidmaker7932 I'm 2004 too, and I don't exist.
"My spoon's too big..."
-Old Klingon Proverb
Hello there
Yay new video
No
yay new vid soon btw love the vids from iraq
Eyy
12:52
I can just imagine Dallas having an insane supply of his own masks in different colors and textures on his wardrobe.
Sydney making the umpteenth Dallas mask.
"Fucking Dallas"
"no, no, no, no, eeeh no, no, no- wait go back, actually yes!"
hours later: "i should have picked the second one..."
Nah he just keeps them in his pocket
5:19 it's hilarious that they are basically pointing and laughing at a bulldozer like a group 19th century English men in a fight surrounding a lone guy
England throughout most of Human history... Until the victims fight back
@@__Insanity_ OMG THE PRECURE ARE HERE 6:29
THE BUFFON IF FLUMMOXED
the buffoon is flummoxed
"Hey badger, how much payday can we have?'
"Only a spoonful!"
(comically large spoon is released)
yes my greed has been satisfied
“Released”
Large spoon patch 2.83
Lol
@@grimm254 spoon.
Spoon Goon
"how y'all feel about green beans ?"
Twitch : "wait, that's illegal"
*Literal pornography*
Twitch : "this is fine"
Dr pepper, that would be a good name for a scientist in a scp breach
Hella true twitch is just a simp fck
Green Beans coffee?
under cough "anility"
@@Realdinger88 armouranth is worse
5:17
I love the puzzled look as they turn around violently trying to find out what the hell is going on and why a man has a large spoon
Remember, you can buy a comically large spoon irl, which means if you really wanted to pull of a irl payday you can buy a custom comically large spoon and use it
I can't find it online
@@insanitygaming1526 why you looking for it lol
you can also buy a glock and do real life payday that way
@@Djammin14 my goals are beyond your understanding
@@insanitygaming1526 understandable, have a nice day!
Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom”
Venom: *Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!*
Bruh, i automaticaly read that in Venoms voice XD
Forten sun intensefeies
LMAO
*painted black intensifies*
Excuse me, i think the word you're looking for is Ve'nam
when I saw the comically large spoon I just knew this video was coming
Ikr
Yeah
Well all did
Is dat that one guy who plays with that Irish guy
YOO
I will live and die for the line:
"THE BUFFOON IS FLUMMOXED!"
if you look closely. that medic does not dissapear at 3:35, he very comically ragdolls his ass to the moon.
Man just said “I must go my planet need me!”
"I must go, some special units need me."
Bro took the ✌️🧔🏿♂️ meme seriously
Everyone else’s heist: *incoherent shrieks*
Badgers heists: *C L O A M K E R*
*Bulldomzer*
Oh! I think...
*Captain Wimters*
Spemcer
Clom
Geumce
Beautiful
I love how they’re such good buddies with the voice actor of Mozzie where they can just casually call him Martin
Fucking chad moments
Fucking chad moments
Fucking chad moments
Yeah, it's pretty great.
Do you agree with a comically large Dallas mask
“Bulldozer is pretty much done with this whole f-ing day so he is heading out” made me laugh so hard I gave myself a cramp
If anyone wants to know what the error message says when the Buldozer despawns at 5:51 , it’s “Bulldozer has crashed. Bulldozer is pretty much done with this day so he is heading out. Please restart the thermal drill”
As soon as I realized that, I laughed out loud! XD
*Guy walks toward you with a spoon*
“Please don’t, I’m scared”
“You should be.”
For I am the end.
“Please! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY!!!”
“I know. THEY’RE NEXT.”
@@LordDeathwing17 Y E S
Badger : "Bullying Gets Results"
Highschool Jocks : "words to live by"
Yup, results like suicide/mass shooting.
@@m00nyin82 Exactly
@@m00nyin82 This is called clearing
It's just sanitising society from the unfit.
Yea not really
"One of those psychos just toke out one of ours with a SPOON!" You could tell this to someone and that would summarize payday 2 for them.
Followed by "Does that maniac have a FUCKIN *_SAW?!_* "
Why is this so true, Payday 2 is so incredibly dumb, but immensely fun
5:37 Idk, there's just something so amusing about seeing a cloaker with a massive sombrero. Maybe its that for an enemy that's supposed to be stealthy and dexterous, a sombrero is the worst thing to have.
It’s like Raiden’s disguise in Mexico just being him in a sombrero and a poncho.
Badger just described his own content when talking about the spoon: So good, so satisfying, and so stupid, all at the same time. 🤣
all in one sentence
@@kaltsalat7495 bruh
6:30
The idea that the Payday gang get so good at heists that they flat out ORDER PIZZA during the act of ROBBING A BANK kills me.
The question is, would they let the pizza be a heister?
@@ilimuninati4929 it's just mozzie with his pizza helmet as his mask
@@lazyer0511 Perfect.
@@lazyer0511 we need to see that in payday 3
mozzie character pack, pizzaboy perk deck themed around pizza and incendiaries because, you know, cooking the pizza like federal agents
@@lazyer0511
"Ayo, the pizza here!"
Dozer gets run over by mozzie on a dirt bike
6:01 that Cloaker is getting the taste of his own medicine.
Fun (apparently false, see replys) fact about the spoon of gold:
It has such high concealment, the only thing more concealed than it is fists, thats right, fists give you one higher concealment than the hulking spoon of gold, so along with it being an instant kill on unarmored guards, and being silent, it's PERFECT for a stealth build
That’s absolutely not true, over half the melees have 30 base concealment, the absolute max you can acquire without the use of skills. Although the spoon is fun in stealth, it’s not the second best melee for concealment, not by a long shot.
@@Nosyyy I mean, my stealth build which normally has 4 concealment, only goes down to 3 when i equip the fists instead of the spoon
@@squishmellow3 That's due to the high concealment of your other weapons counteracting the concealment loss on your melee slot, most melees would keep you at 3 concealment.
@@Nosyyy good to know, i shall now edit my misinformed comment
@@MadWatcher oh I’d take loud over stealth any day, but stealth is nice for infamy grinding or when you’re alone
3:03 I love how grouse just goes, "RATTLE EM BOYS GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE" like a fuckin 1920's skeleton mobster
I see what you did there
Ye ino it was hilarious
I can't unthink this damn you random
czcams.com/video/CyfiEInKbUM/video.html
@@jackalofmidnight5325 Look up rattle em boys and see the arm animation. Then you'll never unsee it.
"911 what's your emergency?"
"The bank is being robbed and assaulted by guys with large spoons!"
"Okay sir the police is on the way."
"I AM THE POLICE."
@MaximillianMus r/swoosh
@@darrenart2263 thats...not how that works
@@loretus3512 Oh I'm sorry. R/woosh.
@@darrenart2263 that's still not how that works.
@@YataTheFifteenth r/swhooshish
3:36) what the hell badger hit him so hard that he spaghetti manned into another dimension😂 like literally once you see the spaghetti man you can’t unsee it. Also I can’t believe badger didn’t catch that, he just thought the dude despawned
7:47 I don't know why but I laughed way too hard seeing the roach literally being vaporized by fire
PD2 developers : *"You think you guys can just bully us to add spoons and just walk away?"*
Badger & friends : *_"Yeah"_*
PD2 developers: Understandable, have a nice day, also please buy payday 2? XD
Nonono, understandable, here’s a gold-plated comically large spoon for murdering a bunch of police and swat officers
"Can i cook some meth?"
*"Only a spoonful."*
meth more like haroin
What the dog doin'?
@@therussianbadger350 hello, AI
*Breaking Bad theme intensifies*
@MaximillianMus Stop.
It’s only a matter of time until he makes a Payday 3 video now.
Love how you can hear Heavenly practically pissing himself in the background at 11:47
This reminds me of an old D&D campaign my dad told me about. He said that his party was fighting a god, and the god requested a parlay when one of the party members ran at him with a carpet. When they asked the reason the god said "If something defies logic, there must be a much higher chance of it killing me than traditional arms and armor." The god was right in the fact that the carpet was a carpet of smothering that got buffed by another god giving blessings to the players. If the carpet hit, there is no save, no spells, no powers, and no strength that can break free from it until the word is spoken to release it.
comically large rug
Actually mortified because of a carpet
I'm going to rush you with a carpet
God: *sharp inhale* welp guess I'm fucked
"If it looks stupid, be afraid of it."
@@unstable875 To be fair, the character also had the invulnerable coat of arnd, which has the side effect of making the player character think they are unable to be killed.
“This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine” -russianbadger circa 2021
Wait, is the second vaccine shot actually like that? Because I haven't even had the first one.
@@IamaPERSON yep. Its makes you feel like shit for a while
@@IamaPERSON the second hit of the vaccine hits harder than the disease itself
Yeah just got the second dose like 5 minutes ago I’ll tell y’all if I’m dead for a couple days
Yeah I got the first one and my arm hurt like a bitch (different side effects for every person such as fatigue or fever or no side effects) for the next two days. The nurse who administered it said the second one will cause more side effects. Don’t let that discourage you from getting vaccinated tho. :)
It’s always what da dallas doin, not how dallas doin… 13:09
I LOVE the editing yall do absolutely makes me cry laughing every time.
"Hey bank how much money can i get"
"Only a spoonful"
(comically large spoon is released)
MONEY
I heard that reverb
M U N E E
International bank of MONEE
@@riceironi3961 *m o n a y*
The United Bank of MONEY.
"Tell me about the rabbits, George" just hit me like that spoon did to all the dozers
Worst bit of jail bait I ever seen.
Bro my aunt told me about that story
Of Clowns and Cops… 🤧
That was a good book
ikr i got nostalgic
5:38 Everyone gangsta till cloaker starts speaking Spanish
What does he say I don't understand Spanish
Payday gang: how much blood shed can we do
Cops:only a spoon full
Payday gang: pull out 4 comicly large spoons
Cops: well s**t
Having Dallas dancing like a clown with the text "I'm rasing money for kids with cancer" next to it is the kind of content I'm here for
👁👄👁
I feel so bad for laughing for 5 minutes at that
Timestamp pliz
@@noahdetloff3997 end of the video, but I expect you have already seen it considering I said this 3 hours after you.
Reminds me of Kevin riding a banana in a hot tub saying “it’s for the children”
16:03 i like how badger ALMOST FORGOT that he helps kids with cancer
He forgor
@@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444 *dies of unfunny*
@@aggroash7717 ok anime pfp
The power of the spoon
@@aggroash7717 k
16:55 "I will give you my all, pretty- *dies*"
I just love how badger is putting all the time and effort into the making of his videos with funny moments. I gotta say, this is highly epik
Robs bank with spoon:
You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen
Yes
Yes
Si
Indeed
Absolutely
Conspiracy theorist: "The Moon landings were fake"
Big brain counter theory: "You believe in the Moon?"
You see a moon, I see a giant space station
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 You say space station. I say dinner plate.
@@ryanchong9965 you say plate, I say comically large spoon.
@@sumrandomseal694 You say spoon, I say fork
@@trialsvol2989 You say fork, I say spork
1:43 At least Badger was honest about it.
I have officially watched every single badger video
"Yall like green beans?"
Twitch: "He knows too much, get him!"
*"Rattle 'em, boys!"*
That’s 100 rounds of pure democracy
Bruh green beans are illegal on twitch
Its probably not allowed because its a question instead of a prediction
Bully dev for kingpin
"Dig to China like you were told you could as a kid. Hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations on the way down."
Oh my god I love this channel.
Well it's treu
//Police assault in progress//
@@markusallen6818 under appreciated lul I just put 2 in 2 together
Welcome to the cult B R Ø T H E R
Hmm true
I’ve watched this 17min vid 10 times, it’s literally so enjoyable to watch
This video has the best ending animation of all time
"these videos take a month to make"
Oh no, he's turning into Womble
Hey at least the content is high quality.
@@Guardian-of-Light137 Yeah but Womble fell off after a while, let's hope god emperor Aldi Gump doesn't do the same
@@VictorDude98 nah womble still the goat
The calloooooout
@@armas2k193 agree to disagree then, his newer videos just don’t hit like the older ones.
I am so for Martin joining badger’s group permanently. He bounces off them so well.
Yes, he is a blessing~
When Martin said that he didn’t see any Milky Ways, I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I think he was referring to the chocolate bar, and Badger was thinking of the galaxy.
@@codwarhero9883 is that like the mcu where that shit in the sky
Martin for Payday 3
Every group needs an old man to round it out.
I still love using the Comically Large Golden Spoon in Payday 2 VR, it’s amazing! XD
14:22 “Wait a minute- I WANT PEOPLE TO PLAY PAYCHECK 2-“
Bajur: Wants a spoon that has been deemed to brutal for warfare
Almir Listo: You had me at spoon
"The video is about a comically large spoon, not a comically large woman"
- Badger 2021
*sad simping noises*
her jiggle when she first appears in the vid tho
Large woman:IMMA KILL U
*later shows a comically large Joe Biden and comically small Jimmy Carter*
@MaximillianMus Stop. Get a life.
I love how Badger’s idea of casual initially is just another suit but with inverted colors.
“Oh, the police are here.”
“Aye the pizza here!” - Badger and Grouse.
"Yo dawg, can I get a cut?"
"Only a spoonful!"
...
*Badge proceeds to take out 24K comically large spoon*
“Hey Bain can I have a nuclear war head”
“Only a spoonful”
…
"Can I get some money?"
"Only a spoonful."
(pulls out comically large spoon, plated in gold and smacks the other guy so hard it sets him on fire)
Is that a drip npc from half life and garries mod as your profile picture? Because that's epic
@@TFSPY962 You know it, Male_07 Drip
i know male_07 drip when i see it baby
Badger's voice someway somehow just works on the skeleton model
Jedi: blocks lasers
Badger: **laughs in mossberg 680 12 gauge tactical shotgun**
"Hey badger can we have some shit post?"
"only a spoonful"
*Comically large spoon appears from the depths*
Truth is, the spoon was here from the start
@@ConnonBallk7 bonks you on the head
Halo theme plays
"I wonder what degenerates are doing with Lady Dimitresce?"
Russianbadger:
Bruh
"This is what dying feels like.
Gonna catch me ridin' dirty-"
'tell me about the rabbits, george' i didn't think THIS of all videos would make me almost cry but we can't all have what we want.
I love how almir listo tweets you got what you wanted - but at what cost, and badgers reply is simply just 5 million dead cops 😂
"Hey, can i get some ammo?"
"Only a mag full"
*pulls out comically large mag*
this needs to have more likes lol
Who wants some ammo bro
@@jetstreamattano4176 Since when did our drones become competent?
@@failuretv814 Somebody ask for some ammo bro?
We need this in Payday 2 now
Badger: *sees a shotgun
Badger: "Is this a Mossberg 500?"
I Dont ge the joke.
“American, powerful, reliable, American, and most importantly American”
@@OperatorKevlar it’s because that shotgun was not a Mossberg
@@OperatorKevlar every time Badger uses a shotgun, he calls it a Mossberg 500; even when it's clearly not
@@a_plague_doctor2393 “i’ve got 46 more shell’s in this five round magazine”
Gus J.
why is mozzie's bit in any video always the one I relate to the most?
So glad I found these videos. Been playing Payday 2 and loving it! ...now if only console had the Copycat perk deck
The next dlc's gonna be breaking into badger's house n confiscating his motion tracking 😂
Bully dev for kingpin
Lord listo will definitely add that
Nah it’s gonna be a heist for badger he’s gonna tell you to rob CZcams headquarters
Cloaker shows up: you call that resisting arrest I call this a difficulty tweak.
Ngl they probably would do this
Badger: “We bullied Almir Listo into adding in a comically large spoon.”
Also Badger: “C L O N K E R .”
No its clomker!
Both of you are wrong its cloamker
C L O A M K E R *
I've got your spoonful right fuckin' here!
this gives a whole new meaning to the achievement "why didnt we just use a spoon?"
Love your vids you always make me laugh and put me in a good mood❤
YES FINALLY HE RETURNED WITH THE SPOON
Only a spoon fool
The spoon
YESSSS
S P O O N
*grabs Spoon*
4:06
Badger: "If one of you assholes can pull off a stealth build with this hulking spoon, I'd be mighty impressed."
*me over here full stealth build sitting at 3 concealment with Comically Large Spoon of Gold*
It's not even that hard to do which is fucking amazing. I never thought I'd be able to bash guard's heads in with a giant piece of silverware. Every game should have a damn spoon as a melee
When I run out of cable ties
Me: burn them all!
@@TheBingoAstro bonus points if you use the mod that turns enemies killed by the Comically Large Spoon of Gold into golden statues
@@TheBingoAstro I so much wish Valve added the comically large spoon as a reskin to stock melee's for all classes so I could run around as Scout bashing Pyro's heads in with a giant piece of cutlery. Also make it gold too.
@@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 So, a reskin of the Golden Frying Pan then? :P
9:28
Payday shotguns are borked. Basically all pellets do max damage.
So if you shotgun does 100 damage, and you hit a guy with one pellet, it does 100 damage.
If you hit one guy with 3 pellets still does 100 damage. But if you his 3 guys with 3 pellets you deal 100 damage to each.
If you can bully overkill into adding a spoon then you can bully them to add mozzie as a character DLC
No amount of bullying is gonna bypass copyright laws sadly
@@AtomicAlchemist damn you copyright laws!!
@@AtomicAlchemist yeah that’s what I was going to say that would be actually really funny but sadly that’s just not going to happen🤷🏼♀️😔
"how many hints did you give the devs?"
"only a spoonful!"
*pulls out comically large spoon *
Badger: "Hey how many nukes do you want?"
Payday: "only a spoonful!"
Wha-?
@@Crusade6539 yes
@@Crusade6539 yes
@@Crusade6539 y e s
Wait somebody deleted my comment or something
15:01 bruh Dallas legit turned into Deadpool 😂 🤣🤣
2:18
Cloaker:Work smarter not harder!
Also cloaker:*dips by going though the bathroom window*
I agree lol
5:35 I was so unprepared to hear Bulldozer saying “Pendejos” 💀
Its sounds . . . WAY too intimidating for what it is
I can only speak English but that is funny and scary as f*** imagine that in the real game
What is he saying?
@@Gingerbreadman85 “Get ready assholes”
@@Dillon6545 That's an actual line ingame said by a mexican bulldozer.
“How y’all feel about green-“
*This message was not compliable with twitch guidelines*
You have been band from Ubisoft forms
@@papacheese6823 we
@@papacheese6823 Banned**
(Wanna help you out a bit)
@@TRAUMACRE oui
How is asking about Green Beans offensive? Does it offend the Green Beans community?
I know this is 2 years old but I still need to say
I can’t thank you enough for getting not just one but two comically large spoons added
This is my favorite era of badger its not to refined but not to rough hes got a genrwl idea of what hes doing i call this era the nostalgic era sinsw this is when me and brother wwtched him before we went on to other types of content
"Hey fanbase, how much DLCs can I sell you?"
"Only one"
(Comically overpriced DLC)
You can get all dlcs for 30 bucks lol
Comically overpriced dlc? Is this EA?
@@rustyshiv6788 No
@@rustyshiv6788 what a shame
@@C_Papi *lip smack* "what a horrible way to die"
Bajur: “Hey, how many Payday videos will I do?”
Haters: “Only a spoonful.”
Bajur: *PULLS OUT A COMICALLY LARGE SPOON*
Idk if you mispeld it on purpose ot not but its badger not bajur
@@purevessel6026 I did
@@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo oh
Dont mind me then
2:19 bro the way he took the cloaker sound effect but reversed makes the ‘’im out’’ meme so good 💀
That cloaker got lit on fire and said OH GREAT HEAVENS
Green beans is a slur against the kids who sat out during gym class in middle school, which makes up the entire twitch moderation team
I hope this is fact coz that shits funny af
I thought those were String Beans
XD
@@lukedeakin7124 I like to think that Green Beans and String Beans are almost synonymous for most people.
Oi, don't insult me by calling me a twitch mod
3:38 bro hit that medic so hard he straight went to the back rooms 💀
4:55 It's perfect that he looked at you when you said "How am I?"
Twitch streamer: "blinks"
Twitch HQ: you weren't supposed to do that
*Male twitch streamer
@@ajminadhimi8985 we live in a society
@@stylishniggachannel4763 Beef
“Tell me about the rabbits George” 😂 poor lennie, and his comically large spoon
* suplexs Curley’s wife *
@@_Loeillot_ and also an ark full of animals
Can't wait for Badger to play upcoming Payday 3!
“BULLYING GETS RESULTS”
-TheRussianBadger 2021