TAKING OMAHA BEACH WITH A 1911 | Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond

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Komentáře • 10K

  • @thatguy7444
    @thatguy7444 Před 3 lety +22319

    “A little razzle dazzle should do ya some good Paterson”
    Paterson: “sir, Howard was just split in two by a flak 88”

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 Před 3 lety +3957

    "Is he a high-ranking German?"
    "Worse."
    "He's *_F R E N C H._* "

  • @ruskioperator9863
    @ruskioperator9863 Před 3 lety +2286

    “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. except pressure washers. Pressure washers will just fucking kill us.” - Some German(Probably), 1944

    • @SekenStrm
      @SekenStrm Před 3 lety +34

      Who knew water guns were that powerful

    • @X-KH4N-X
      @X-KH4N-X Před 3 lety +15

      I think he may have have chosen the wrong amm- . . . Nevermind.

    • @shortpopsicle2573
      @shortpopsicle2573 Před 3 lety +14

      Its pressure washing their skin from their bones

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 Před 3 lety +20

      "I've seen super soakers with more penetrating power than that!" - Russianbadger on the .38 Special Snakeshot (71 round dinner plate video)

    • @somebodyfamiliar6476
      @somebodyfamiliar6476 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Svenne-man-1880 My man is speaking straight facts over here

  • @theheroneededwillette6964
    @theheroneededwillette6964 Před rokem +619

    10:33 fun fact, once you get up there you’ll sometimes hear one of enemy soldiers cry “Wilhelm!”. Indicating that guy was literally named Wilhelm.

  • @MultiFan30
    @MultiFan30 Před rokem +136

    Badger: "is a pencil a weapon"
    Jacket the Chicken Man: "Weapon is a term used to describe any object used to cause harm or damage to structures"

  • @-Sirens-
    @-Sirens- Před 3 lety +6190

    “Is he a high ranking German?!”
    “Worse.....he’s French”
    Actually had me cracking tf up

    • @Philiph6
      @Philiph6 Před 3 lety +284

      It actually makes sense that a French collaborator would be worse. It's not an outsider -- it's your fellow countryman who became a traitor.

    • @aci6737
      @aci6737 Před 3 lety +112

      @@Philiph6 little did we know, he was secretly poppy the whole time. (And the lady is just captain bear)

    • @ehoua
      @ehoua Před 3 lety +22

      Oui!!!

    • @tk2394
      @tk2394 Před 3 lety +57

      you laugh but to the French civilians, collaborators were worth, less than a handful of dirt

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 Před 3 lety +102

      Notbody hates the French more than the French, because only the French know exactly what the French are like.

  • @Lowecust
    @Lowecust Před 3 lety +3484

    "Is he a high ranking German? Worse, he's French!" Every Frenchman in every revolution ever.

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 Před 3 lety +130

      The reason the French hate the French so much, is because only they know _exactly_ what the French are like.

    • @julienpele1249
      @julienpele1249 Před 3 lety +61

      Me as a French: "Oh non! De toute façon..."

    • @minhducnguyen674
      @minhducnguyen674 Před 3 lety +55

      They have more Republics than the Germans had Reichs. And the French even go on their way to tear down their own republics because they are not good enough

    • @jamesreese7885
      @jamesreese7885 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/EE-xtCF3T94/video.html

    • @jakedakin1
      @jakedakin1 Před 3 lety +44

      Frenchmen vs other nations? No
      Frenchmen vs other Frenchmen? Put on eye of the tiger, this is going to be good

  • @Zachary-po8qw
    @Zachary-po8qw Před rokem +75

    11:04 "What if it's just like a stroll across the sand."
    German artillery shell: And I took that personally.

  • @Ammiad
    @Ammiad Před rokem +314

    Imagine: you're invading Omaha beach, you get out of your boat, get behind cover, then suddenly one of your buddies pulls out a m1911, and says: "will you give me 10 cents if I hit one of those bunker gunners?"

    • @CFA-44_Nosferatu
      @CFA-44_Nosferatu Před 9 měsíci +12

      I would absolutely join in

    • @SuitedGhost
      @SuitedGhost Před 4 měsíci +3

      I'd give them a thousand, I don't think a pistol in the WWII era is good enough to put a bullet in a target that far away xD

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 Před měsícem

      @@SuitedGhost Ten dollars? In 1944? Shit sounds like a good bet to me.

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. Před měsícem +1

      @@SuitedGhostYou realize a 1911 is called a 1911 cause that's literally the year they were invented right? It's seen shockingly few actual changes since it's inception and is still in wide use by military and police forces across the world right now today, 113 year later...... All that is to say that not only is the 1911 NOT a WWII era pistol in the first place, but it was and is still a damn good weapon because why the fu@$ else would we still be using it more than a century later otherwise....

    • @SuitedGhost
      @SuitedGhost Před měsícem

      @@Astraeus.. by WWII era, I mean used in WWII.

  • @cherryrook8684
    @cherryrook8684 Před 3 lety +8670

    As a German i gotta say Badger speaking almost perfect German out of nowhere is really funny and impressive at the same time

    • @vincecuhr5222
      @vincecuhr5222 Před 2 lety +205

      What did he say?

    • @Earthlord23
      @Earthlord23 Před 2 lety +1199

      @@vincecuhr5222 8:42 one, two three, four. No more ammunition? What? Really? How sad.

    • @vincecuhr5222
      @vincecuhr5222 Před 2 lety +132

      Thanks bro

    • @simonbergers4577
      @simonbergers4577 Před 2 lety +72

      @Rapt0r02 its Deutsch😁👍🏻

    • @itstachi5737
      @itstachi5737 Před 2 lety +311

      Im actually learning deutch and its hilarious to me that this amazing walking memester just speaks really good german while blasting mf’ers and continues to shitpost.

  • @fourzer0seven
    @fourzer0seven Před 3 lety +6413

    00:12 didnt know you were the pilot for that flight to Honolulu

  • @porgus4001
    @porgus4001 Před rokem +386

    “Is a pencil a weapon?…A pencil is a weapon.”
    -John Wick

    • @joshuamohlman
      @joshuamohlman Před 11 měsíci +8

      “He once killed three men in a bar-”
      “With a pencil I’ve heard the story.”
      “With a fucking pencil! Who the fuck can do that?!”

    • @codghostking
      @codghostking Před 10 měsíci +2

      A weapon is anything that can hurt human or damage construction

    • @joshuamohlman
      @joshuamohlman Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@codghostking nice callback to his Payday 2 videos

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 Před rokem +75

    I love how Badger was talking about imagining Omaha Beach being nothing more than a stroll and then a landing boat _immediately_ blew the hell up

  • @ashdog
    @ashdog Před 3 lety +12204

    the funniest part to this is the fact that his window was completely open and thinking that someone watched him do this without his knowledge lol.

    • @marleytarver9759
      @marleytarver9759 Před 3 lety +174

      holy shit ash i didnt think u would be here

    • @MrKrimson
      @MrKrimson Před 3 lety +138

      living on the 30th something floor would probably lead to him falling out xD

    • @dimplesofconcentration7692
      @dimplesofconcentration7692 Před 3 lety +31

      Yeah facebook

    • @Br00tz966
      @Br00tz966 Před 3 lety +20

      inb4 Ash clout chasing in others comment sections
      get that money

    • @extinctiongaming3556
      @extinctiongaming3556 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Br00tz966 I wouldn't say that so belligerently. Some people take offense when you say their favorite CZcamsr is clout chasing

  • @Darkhanel
    @Darkhanel Před 3 lety +620

    Kids in 2019: this super soaker cant do shit..
    Badger with a fucking water gun in 1944: Observe

    • @OtakuAnimeStyle
      @OtakuAnimeStyle Před 3 lety +8

      Badger be like: hold my Gamer Supps

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 Před 3 lety +13

      Remember back in the day when a pumped-up enough super soaker was able to break skin with the water pressure?

    • @jordanpritchard5226
      @jordanpritchard5226 Před 3 lety +11

      @@pathfindersavant3988 When they had the fucking force of an actual cannon from the Civil War? Damn, I miss those days...

  • @zacbaker2696
    @zacbaker2696 Před 2 lety +169

    I love how Russian Badger’s whole idea about the game is “yep, memes for days.” And proceeds to just meme his way though wwii like an absolute shitter. GOD I love this man.

    • @octopocto9439
      @octopocto9439 Před rokem

      You spelt Wii with an extra W

    • @doge9011
      @doge9011 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@octopocto9439i think he meant world war and just added the i instead of the 2

  • @M_Man4409
    @M_Man4409 Před 2 lety +137

    11:14 "HOW ON EARTH ARE THERE THIS MANY BULLETS IN THE WORLD" had me dead

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 Před 3 lety +3070

    Imagine seeing a dude charging along and up Omaha Beach, firing just a 1911, killing trained soldiers with a pencil, casually rocket launching your soldiers, catching your grenade and throwing it back, and having a drum session as bodies are hitting the floor. I'd run. But it would be futile in the end

  • @kingmute3182
    @kingmute3182 Před 3 lety +497

    Germans defending Omaha Beach: “You can’t just rush in here with just a 1911.”
    Badger rushing Omaha Beach with a 1911: “Try me you filthy casuals.”

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 Před rokem +205

    -Thousands of people dying in a terrifying amphibious assault against hardened defenses
    Badger: "I've never had more fun in my life."

  • @mrbrimstone7115
    @mrbrimstone7115 Před rokem +25

    8:36 "whoever is in charge of patches IRL" is comedy gold

  • @sumguy12345etc
    @sumguy12345etc Před 3 lety +313

    "Stop using the bazooka on infantry" they said.
    "Its a waste of resources" they said.
    "CLEAR BACKBLAST" I said.

    • @KeychainWolf
      @KeychainWolf Před 3 lety +7

      Also Badger in a previous video, "Backblast Clear? What do you think I've been hitting them with?!"

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 Před 3 lety +2

      I never said clear backblast... Oh... I was wondering why there was always one team member less every time I fired, I thought it was a sniper so I kept firing... Oh dear god

    • @Unknown_Comrade_
      @Unknown_Comrade_ Před 3 lety +1

      Shaped explosive solves all problems

  • @Daedalus-BC308
    @Daedalus-BC308 Před 3 lety +859

    "I'm literally killing Nazis with a water gun."
    That's a sentence that has never said before in history.

    • @davidpeebles8349
      @davidpeebles8349 Před 3 lety +17

      French resstance fighters:Am I a joke to you?

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 Před 3 lety +11

      @@davidpeebles8349 yes

    • @scunt461
      @scunt461 Před 3 lety +21

      "I'm legit killing nazis with a water gun." -Badger in Norway, 1943, killing nazis with a pressure washer

    • @gru9826
      @gru9826 Před 2 lety +1

      And thats how nazis loose ww1 and ww2

    • @peppercorn2782
      @peppercorn2782 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gru9826 Ok, who’s gonna tell em?

  • @donovanphillips6278
    @donovanphillips6278 Před 10 měsíci +9

    French vs other countries: retreat!
    French after being conquered: relentless perseverance
    French when fighting other French people: *RUTHLESS BRUTALITY*

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 Před rokem +31

    1:25 FTANG!!!!!
    7:13 Garand ping
    8:38 German
    9:08 John Wick
    9:13 catch chuckle nuts

  • @YousufUqaili
    @YousufUqaili Před 3 lety +386

    “Paterson, fire a warning shot”
    “Sir this is a V2 rocket”
    “Did I stutter”

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 Před 3 lety +11

      Eh, potato potato just fire it Patterson!

    • @todx15
      @todx15 Před 3 lety +1

      no, but i do 🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 Před 3 lety +1

      The V2 was the proper missile, BTW.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 Před 2 lety +1

      @@StarkRaven59 yeah, why would you launch THAT as a warning shot???

  • @whitewolf2030VR
    @whitewolf2030VR Před rokem +54

    Last thing I remember from playing this was taking the beach with M1s and hammers(thrown and swung)
    Side note: Badger quoting songs like “Atom Bomb Baby” and “Uranium Fever” Just is so satisfying

  • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203

    Imagine being a German soldier during WWII and you see this unkillable lunatic coming at you with a pen.

  • @shademorningstar
    @shademorningstar Před 3 lety +2553

    *random german or french arguing*
    "English please"
    "We are missing some good discourse here"
    Badger : oui

  • @davidnaidoo4124
    @davidnaidoo4124 Před rokem +6

    Badger in TABG: "MAN THESE FRENCH BASTARDS DONT STOP COMING BACK"
    Badger in MoH: "OUI!!!!!!!!" 3:43

  • @tr1nity335
    @tr1nity335 Před 2 lety +23

    7:27 Tiktok piano tutorials be like:

  • @goose93
    @goose93 Před 2 lety +1531

    Imagine you've been drafted into the war, you get sent to rush the beaches of Omaha, and as your boat thing is arriving at the location, one of your fellow soldiers pulls out his pistols, starts firing towards the beach, and says "If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"

    • @theprancing
      @theprancing Před rokem +139

      *catches a grenade* "oh no no no! You can have THAT one back!"

    • @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult
      @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult Před rokem +57

      Starts doing a drum solo

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Před rokem +86

      Then he single handily crusades the beach and you get to live because of him.

    • @i_like_nerf_memes
      @i_like_nerf_memes Před rokem +43

      Also just from a distance “Time to find out if the pen is mightier than the sword oh IT IS IT IS”

    • @mrvolkec1186
      @mrvolkec1186 Před rokem +20

      In german:He kill all my soldiers whit a fucking pencil

  • @dr.goldinson3583
    @dr.goldinson3583 Před 3 lety +668

    “Oui.”
    “Non.”
    “Oui.”
    “Non.”
    “Oui times infinity.”
    “Merdre!”

  • @N-A404
    @N-A404 Před rokem +5

    "I'm no pilot, but I don't think that is very good"
    I imagine him crashing into Heavenly five seconds later

  • @quinnzyker6521
    @quinnzyker6521 Před rokem +10

    M1911s are no joke. No kick. Just a nice bounce. Almost perfectly balanced in your hand. My favorite handgun

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan Před 3 lety +504

    Normal gamer when starting to get serious: leans forward
    Skulker when shit gets real: gets off the chair

  • @SSruh
    @SSruh Před 3 lety +550

    "I'm no pilot, but..."
    - Pilot of B-17 Flying Fortress, 1944, colorized

  • @IdkBig_guy
    @IdkBig_guy Před rokem +9

    Just imagine being a slightly experienced American soldier and you go on a mission and the first thing you hear from your buddy is “vibe check” and “you have failed the vibe check *dying laughing* “

  • @militia98plays90
    @militia98plays90 Před rokem +3

    "I've got every confidence you're going to make me look like a GENIUS." ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

  • @thebiggestcheeseong
    @thebiggestcheeseong Před 3 lety +439

    Pressure washers a disturbingly dangerous, even the small household ones can easily cut through flesh and clothes on their highest setting. I’d imagine it’s be pretty easy to neutralize or kill someone with a more industrial version.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 Před 3 lety +41

      I found that out the hard way and forever have a scar on one of my big toes :/

    • @themerchantinblack6157
      @themerchantinblack6157 Před 3 lety +33

      @@lemmonboy6459 fucked up question how clean the cut is.

    • @lasersailor184
      @lasersailor184 Před 3 lety +38

      The problem with pressure washers isn't that they can cut, but that they are injecting UNCLEAN water, debris, and bacteria directly under your skin in a high pressure blast. It can cause blood poisoning, gangrene and sepsis, with a decent chance of requiring amputation to prevent it from killing you.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 Před 3 lety +39

      @@themerchantinblack6157
      VERY clean, I was luck in that it was just a small horizontal nozzle. It blew my SKIN clean off and fucked up my nail. Thankfully it happened so briefly that only my skin was affected and no flesh was blown off, but I bet it was a close call.

    • @tomwalker3687
      @tomwalker3687 Před 3 lety +35

      A mate of mine is a firefighter and they wear incredibly tough and thick boots, and one day they were cleaning all the burn marks (from a burnt building) away and he used the pressure washer on his boot. The water tore through the boot and his big toenail in a second.

  • @steamdemon
    @steamdemon Před 3 lety +264

    Army man - "I feel we are missing some interesting discourse here."
    Badger - "OUI"
    -TABG flashbacks-

    • @silvertheAI
      @silvertheAI Před 3 lety +2

      That’s exactly what I thought of when I heard him say “oui”

    • @gladiater56
      @gladiater56 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey guy, lemme fill you in on something. That was the point of him saying it

    • @Mercer9201
      @Mercer9201 Před 3 lety +3

      The fact that he sounded exactly like the oui from TABG on the fly is amazing

    • @chaosinsurgent931
      @chaosinsurgent931 Před 3 lety +1

      Oui

  • @matthews-animations3
    @matthews-animations3 Před rokem +7

    Imagine ur storming Omaha and all u hear is one of your soldiers playing entry of the gladiator while only using a 1911

    • @xenthon8160
      @xenthon8160 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Proceeds to otk at least 2 ENTIRE BATTALIONS of Germans.😂

  • @LordUnnrivalled-2.0
    @LordUnnrivalled-2.0 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Badger: like bombing a factory into dust flying in a b-29
    Me: my good man that is a b-17 Flying Fortress

  • @Masked.Schwa.
    @Masked.Schwa. Před 2 lety +2843

    Us Americans seeing any other pistols: "I mean it's ok" Us Americans seeing the 1911: "Muh stopin' power can pull down a whole God damn cartel"

    • @therealMarine101
      @therealMarine101 Před 2 lety +71

      Am American, can confirm

    • @amicableenmity9820
      @amicableenmity9820 Před 2 lety +125

      Am American, the 1911 is sentient and chooses its master. I was rejected. Blood blisters everywhere.

    • @wormy7279
      @wormy7279 Před 2 lety +44

      @@amicableenmity9820 you get the TTK, the 1911 for the unworthy, as a consolation prize.

    • @failingattempt9984
      @failingattempt9984 Před 2 lety +15

      Not an American, can confirm

    • @No-rm5wl
      @No-rm5wl Před 2 lety +11

      Don’t care as long as it’s a pistol. Preferably a revolver.

  • @heavenonearthmemes830
    @heavenonearthmemes830 Před 3 lety +709

    Me: glad you're on our side badger.
    Badger: "speaks german"
    Me: *O h n o*

    • @jaxsonbellfox5193
      @jaxsonbellfox5193 Před 3 lety +25

      Im scared of how well he can speak german

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Před 3 lety +20

      @@jaxsonbellfox5193 I really like the german language. It actually made me jealous. I really really want to learn german now.

    • @VermillionDraco
      @VermillionDraco Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah that was really surprising.

    • @carlosjaimez9028
      @carlosjaimez9028 Před 3 lety +5

      @@EzekiesAcheron it’s a very beautiful language...

    • @stonedcat73
      @stonedcat73 Před 3 lety +2

      IHR WERDET UNS NIE BESIEGEN

  • @thedeadman7313
    @thedeadman7313 Před 2 lety +9

    The Germans tried to have the trench gun removed from the game by the Geneva convention but the Geneva convention didn’t want they want to go through the resources to get rid of an entire gun so the trench gun stayed in the files

  • @malpaislegate6528
    @malpaislegate6528 Před 2 lety +9

    6:32 Funny, that's exactly how Dutch's plan went down

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 Před 3 lety +680

    Winchester be like, “I only have to hit you once, Dex nerd.”

    • @kathrynegames4032
      @kathrynegames4032 Před 3 lety +42

      "Parry this you fucking casual"

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu Před 3 lety +17

      The Winchester is both strength and dex combined

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 Před 3 lety +15

      What you think you dexterity will help you
      Me: *goes for my 1911 "sure what ever you say"

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 Před 3 lety +11

      Them dodge build's not lookin' so hot now

    • @lucashutchens9811
      @lucashutchens9811 Před 3 lety +5

      Better than faith.

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 Před 3 lety +802

    Me as german: ,,sind wir die Baddies?"
    Everyone: ,,No, the French are"
    *Wunderbar*

    • @_Rndom
      @_Rndom Před 3 lety +9

      In der Tat eine Erleichterung

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 Před 3 lety +4

      @@_Rndom ja

    • @Aragund
      @Aragund Před 3 lety +3

      Ich stimme zu

    • @silvertheAI
      @silvertheAI Před 3 lety +7

      May I ask for the English translation?... I know a little german(yes and no, maybe a curse), but I don’t know what you said.... the original comment and the reply

    • @Aragund
      @Aragund Před 3 lety +11

      @@silvertheAI sind wir die baddies= are we the bad guys. In der Tat eine Erleichterung= indeed a relief. Ich stimme zu = I agree with you. Ja= yes
      Wunderbar = Wonderful

  • @SoCalRailfanner6905
    @SoCalRailfanner6905 Před 11 měsíci +3

    4:32 badger as the pitcher at the last World Series game: *provides to throw a 50MPH ball from a literal rocket launcher from WW2. Heavenly: AND HE’S OUT

  • @eurokimura
    @eurokimura Před 2 lety +24

    2:00 Is easily my favorite part🤣

  • @fanoy7684
    @fanoy7684 Před 3 lety +1262

    Once every 8 years the rare russian badger returns after hibernation

    • @ausamebros129
      @ausamebros129 Před 3 lety +5

      Noice

    • @obamaslastname522
      @obamaslastname522 Před 3 lety +7

      69th like lol

    • @vangelangel
      @vangelangel Před 3 lety +10

      i thought it was 3 months when i first saw the videi lol

    • @adrapolska671
      @adrapolska671 Před 3 lety +7

      Remember that his last video was on fallout new vegas. That means that badger went into a block of ice like in fallout 4

    • @FrenchyJr
      @FrenchyJr Před 3 lety +5

      Don’t you dare put a
      Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKESSASSSSSSA!!!!!!!😿😹😐😣😐😣😣😬

  • @neonyeko
    @neonyeko Před 3 lety +301

    "It's time... for my masterpiece..."
    *racks slide*

  • @ManlyMan208
    @ManlyMan208 Před rokem +20

    Don’t know if it’s just me but when Badger started speaking German I went for my gun

  • @cringelord2875
    @cringelord2875 Před rokem +4

    5:11 most satisfying lever action pull EVER, still as satisfying as a garande Ping tho

  • @thesaladman8400
    @thesaladman8400 Před 3 lety +634

    13:14 You know what they say, "If you can't take the heat. Then get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber."

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks Před 3 lety +24

      That guy who wears a hoodie while it's 100 degrees out: *I have no such weaknesses*

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 Před 2 lety +3

      That's how my uncle Lenny got incinerated

    • @TysonTubeHD
      @TysonTubeHD Před 2 lety +1

      was gonna like but its at 420 likes

    • @jamesbarton7294
      @jamesbarton7294 Před 2 lety

      @@TysonTubeHD you can still like it though

    • @TysonTubeHD
      @TysonTubeHD Před 2 lety

      @@jamesbarton7294 I would have ruined it

  • @monkeyarch7510
    @monkeyarch7510 Před 3 lety +397

    Fun fact: The circus song or “Entry of the Gladiators” used to be played by the Presidents’ Own when they celebrated the president being elected

  • @Godman128
    @Godman128 Před rokem +2

    9:36 was my favorite part

  • @dovethewolf70
    @dovethewolf70 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The amount of work Badger went into this both for the memes and for making me want to play Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond.
    He deserves a medal of honor.

  • @zthedocmain5349
    @zthedocmain5349 Před 3 lety +588

    "How can there be so many bullets in the world?" Non Americans looking at american gun culture

    • @kalashnikovdog6131
      @kalashnikovdog6131 Před 3 lety +31

      "Who needs a thousand rounds of ammo? It should be illegal to own that much!"
      Me, with a gun safe dedicated solely to just ammo: *laughter*

    • @steves578
      @steves578 Před 3 lety +19

      @Louie Buoy you struck the nail on the head there bud.

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk Před 3 lety +8

      @Louie Buoy when the government says we don't need weapons for our own safety the US always runs out of guns and ammo to purchase and then gotta wait for backorders lol.

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Adrian-qr6gk Seriously, this happens every single time:
      *New session of Congress*
      Congress/US Government: "You don't need guns-"
      American Public: "I DISAGREE." _proceeds to buy up all the guns and ammo on the market... AGAIN_

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Před 3 lety +3

      @@internetzenmaster8952 That's exactly why I find people who say "The NRA just wants to sell guns" funny as hell
      First the NRA doesn't sell guns....or defend gun rights anymore seriously they kind of suck
      Second no fire arm company in the world is having a problem selling stock right now especially in the US

  • @snatchygoblin2789
    @snatchygoblin2789 Před 2 lety +1733

    When did badger go from "i cant even do a german accent" to "im speaking german fluently"

    • @impofan6915
      @impofan6915 Před 2 lety +106

      i do believe learning a language and having an accent are two slightly different things

    • @MrChaoticreign
      @MrChaoticreign Před 2 lety +39

      25 episodes ago? It all started with World of Tanks

    • @kekkulicious
      @kekkulicious Před 2 lety +24

      #thegermanbadger

    • @The_Burrito
      @The_Burrito Před 2 lety +3

      "How can anyone be fluent in other languages besides English"

    • @tavitube7010
      @tavitube7010 Před 2 lety

      He couldn’t count to fünf in German

  • @destendgem
    @destendgem Před rokem +3

    4:44 Heavenly actually surprised when his explosive explodes.

  • @TYAirsoft1
    @TYAirsoft1 Před 2 lety +7

    “ fastest hands in the west partner”
    Thanks for the idea. Noe every time I use a 1911 I saw it.😎

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so Před 3 lety +312

    Sarge: Patterson, fire a warning shot!
    Patterson: Sir, this is a pressure washer.
    Sarge: Eh, potato, potato, just fire!

    • @KeychainWolf
      @KeychainWolf Před 3 lety +3

      I'm gonna be honest with you Phantom; I read that last part as 'poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe' instead of 'poh-tay-toe pah-tah-toe' (which still wierd by the by), and it got me giggling due to my own idiocy. XD

    • @thelaw11
      @thelaw11 Před 2 lety

      Patterson : *literally shreds the skins off of Nazis*

  • @clawthorne5841
    @clawthorne5841 Před 3 lety +158

    "I don't have a fear of open water"
    Subnautica: would you like to

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 Před 3 lety +7

      He should try that game

    • @faagata6842
      @faagata6842 Před 3 lety +2

      @@johnbacon4997 yes yes yes yes yes and ................................. yes

  • @_WiII.
    @_WiII. Před 2 lety +3

    “IAM LITERALLY KILLING NAZ*S WITH A WATER GUN”
    Grandpa heard that, he laughed hysterically.

  • @gooseackeck9847
    @gooseackeck9847 Před 2 lety +14

    "stop using the bazooka on infantry they said, it's a waste of resources they said" 1:08

  • @sillylilclown
    @sillylilclown Před 3 lety +320

    Badger: "a pencil is a weapon"
    John wick: your goddamn right

  • @thisisstartacus1175
    @thisisstartacus1175 Před 3 lety +274

    Command officer: You can't just use your primary as a melee weapon.
    Heavenly: Hehe, Winny gonna go *bonk*

  • @arfvader3018
    @arfvader3018 Před rokem +11

    14:23 he’s washing their sins away😂

  • @slimything513
    @slimything513 Před 7 měsíci +1

    “Whell whell wehll ain’t that the fastest quick draw this side of new Hanover” will live in my gear forever

  • @allenatorgaming6867
    @allenatorgaming6867 Před 3 lety +425

    Finally, Heavenly can now say that he was quickscoping Germans in Normandy.

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu Před 3 lety +40

      Heavenly: So there I was, Omaha Beach June 6, 1944, with my M4 SOPMOD

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 Před 3 lety +16

      I was there 80 years ago some fuckhead was tryin to quick scope some Germans but he just kept on shooting his men

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 Před 3 lety

      @@darthball2723 uhhhh what?

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 Před 3 lety +2

      @@doyourbest_uwu I was picturing a cacodemon with a anime girl when you said that

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu Před 3 lety +2

      @@thelonecourier3439 when you said that, I pictured a cacodemon as an anime girl

  • @bignicotine
    @bignicotine Před 3 lety +230

    Hitler to himself in the mirror:
    "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr Před 3 lety +1

      Yikes, but true haha

    • @damiengaming1753
      @damiengaming1753 Před 3 lety +2

      It took me a moment to get the joke here but I got it

    • @alexlewis3013
      @alexlewis3013 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s a really fucking good one I laughed my ass off

  • @JankExpeditions
    @JankExpeditions Před 2 lety +2

    Badger:Commenting nervously about how the bombers wing is on fire
    Me:Starts turning white as snow while activating a Memphis Belle scene trying to keep the aircraft in the air while half the plane is gone
    Badger in Russian accent:Dah,good work comrade!

  • @Tiibero
    @Tiibero Před 11 měsíci +4

    Hearing badger laugh alone in a VR game is also a fun experience

  • @parkerwells3317
    @parkerwells3317 Před 3 lety +537

    “Is that a torpedo?”
    And just like that, Hans was in a bucket

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 Před 3 lety +10

      +is that a torpedo?
      -no Hans, that is our funeral

    • @Unknown_Comrade_
      @Unknown_Comrade_ Před 3 lety +3

      "Thye're gonna bury whats left of you in a soup can "
      -demoman tf2

    • @parkerwells3317
      @parkerwells3317 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Unknown_Comrade_ “they’re gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL”

    • @lukasprondzinski9331
      @lukasprondzinski9331 Před 3 lety

      Man is called Egon in the campaign, but might as well be Hans

  • @pokefanbro673
    @pokefanbro673 Před 3 lety +144

    Y'all remember when badger said:
    "I've been hit with super soakers with more penetrating power than 38. Special snake shot"?
    Well this super soakers is more powerful than a 50 BMG
    14:05

  • @thewolf_unknown9640
    @thewolf_unknown9640 Před rokem +16

    As a proud Swiss. I gotta say your German is good

  • @Dexbox
    @Dexbox Před 8 měsíci +2

    Translation of Badger's german at 8:38 according to google translate
    "One, two, three, four. No more ammo? WHAT? REALLY? How sad."

  • @jansenrosa7062
    @jansenrosa7062 Před 3 lety +1731

    "Ima go back in time and give Rosa Parks a 1911 that underground railroad would have been mad different trust."
    Edit: This is my highest liked comment. Thanks!

  • @EricGamer87365
    @EricGamer87365 Před 3 lety +335

    No one:
    Badger: *Snipe’s somebody with a 1911* “I deserve a medal of honor for this.”

    • @tankmanled2874
      @tankmanled2874 Před 3 lety

      Definitely deserves one

    • @Vestige.
      @Vestige. Před 3 lety

      Imagine if someone shot 1911 in d day and it hit hitler in the head
      What type of medal do we give him that is higher thenn the medal of honor

    • @strawberrypoptart5128
      @strawberrypoptart5128 Před 3 lety

      We give them the medal called 'vac ban'.

  • @Earth_1048
    @Earth_1048 Před rokem +2

    “This is the most fun I’ve had in a vr game”
    “This video is sponsored by oculus”

  • @nerdageproductions7616
    @nerdageproductions7616 Před rokem +12

    I don't know if you read these badger, but I'll put it into the void anyway. Things have been real bad for me lately. I've lost almost everything in my life. These videos have been the only thing to put a smile on my face and push me to keep going so I can continue to laugh and smile instead of giving up. Keep it up man, I'm halfway through your backlog so I need more shitposts

    • @Echoe-14
      @Echoe-14 Před 4 měsíci

      Hope things are better now

  • @MementoStarfall
    @MementoStarfall Před 3 lety +629

    "I once saw him killed 3 man in a bunker, with a pencil, a fucking pencil"

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 Před 3 lety +826

    “Is that a torpedo?” Famous last words.

    • @vendableart
      @vendableart Před 3 lety +10

      Why do I imagine him turning into half life 1 gibs

    • @markpuckett7393
      @markpuckett7393 Před 3 lety +3

      He didn't die from the torpedo he was shot

    • @9270jk
      @9270jk Před 3 lety +1

      Hears explosion
      " Yes, it was a torpedo"

    • @ph30nix92
      @ph30nix92 Před 3 lety +1

      @@markpuckett7393 we know but it’s still funny to think anout

  • @Akihiko_Annaishai
    @Akihiko_Annaishai Před rokem +1

    “Worse, he’s french”
    Tabg:”THAT GREAT EVIL WAS THE DAMN FRENCH”

  • @Nate_wright
    @Nate_wright Před rokem +5

    The way he says ‘Wehrmacht open up’ is just so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING1228 Před 3 lety +1617

    As someone who owns a Thompson, reloading one that fast would not be easy.

    • @ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself
      @ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself Před 3 lety +82

      As someone who cant own a gun in his country its a lie

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 Před 3 lety +39

      As someone who loves guns, I would agree

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 Před 3 lety +77

      @@mindofjersey9950 You have to line the little grove on the back of the magazine up properly and give it a smooth upward push from there. Plus as the gun was already a magazine in the gun that was likely loaded, meaning the bolt would be locked forward with a round in the chamber. You can't load a Thompson with the bolt forward, so that would just fuck up the whole mess.

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 Před 3 lety +35

      @@MURFGAMING1228 mainly because it’s an open bolt gun and so many games get that wrong by having one in the chamber.

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 Před 3 lety

      Nice profile pic dude.

  • @th3w1zard20
    @th3w1zard20 Před 3 lety +1135

    I want a full badger cover of "Atom Bomb Baby"

  • @jackkelton4154
    @jackkelton4154 Před rokem +5

    14:15 givin them the good old Birmingham in the '60s treatment

  • @DrShady-cy5cm
    @DrShady-cy5cm Před rokem +2

    I don’t know if it’s just me but I can’t get over when badger says “s-ah-botage”

  • @roysdecendant39
    @roysdecendant39 Před 3 lety +343

    I once seen him kill two men in a trench, with a pen, with a fucken pen.

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 Před 3 lety +199

    The beginning part reminds me of that Funny scene in "Madagascar 2" where Kowalski is telling Skipper the state of the plane and says "We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."

  • @terragamer7142
    @terragamer7142 Před rokem +1

    I love it everytime you start speaking German because it just confuses my friends and I love to see their confused faces (I'm German and they are British)

  • @HrZD16
    @HrZD16 Před rokem +3

    Correct me if i'm wrong, but (11:41) this is what I have in mind when Clu brought up the "Lofi beats to storm Normandy to" joke in the Enlisted video. (If it wasn't Clu who said that, oops spiget lol)

  • @burntbacn
    @burntbacn Před 3 lety +186

    3:25
    "Is he German?"
    "Worse. He's French."
    *Dear God*

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo Před 3 lety +441

    Badger: “Is a pencil a weapon?”
    *John Wick has entered the chat*

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 Před rokem +4

    0:03 Definitely your greatest masterpiece dude!

  • @pizzasharkguy3807
    @pizzasharkguy3807 Před rokem +1

    I'm trying to imagine a crazed allied soldier, on his boat, about to storm omaha, and he takes out a MG nest with a 1911 pistol.

  • @xxskull_potatxx9769
    @xxskull_potatxx9769 Před 3 lety +359

    badger: "they specialize in stealth and sabotage"
    also badger: "I'm going to blow up this one infantry with a bazooka"

    • @matohibiki
      @matohibiki Před 3 lety +3

      If there's nobody left to raise an alarm, it IS still technically a stealth op.

    • @je2848
      @je2848 Před 3 lety

      @@matohibiki the House Steiner stealth strategy. Using their Lance of scout Atlases.