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This video is about Far Cry 5 and my inability to differentiate between a southern accent and a Montana accent. - Hry
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Cheesburger is my biological father
ben James SLOW CLAP for you
Look cletus, a bear with diabeetus!
GOD BLESS AMURICA
Shit. Same. Looks like beefy boi got the beef ;)
ben James Same brother.
I live in Montana. I can tell you, they REALLY nailed the whole "hunt-loving, alcoholic, druggie, gun-loving, people" thing
Sounds like americaaaaa
Nah montana is its own breed my guy
I want to go to Montana so bad because of this game
It’s not bad here lot of open space and beautiful views depending on location
I know thos is a stupid question but is hope county a legit place without culy
Ah yes the two kinds of stealth.
Stealth: "No one will notice me"
"Stealth": "There's no one TO notice me!"
I always pick the "stealth" option
I sae this in an a10 warthog compilation
Saw
Stealth or Russian stealth
I pick the "OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD!" option
3:43 Faith: "I was bullied, so its ok if I drug the entire county!"
Jake Peralta: "Cool motive, still murder!"
I finally know who that guy is
God Brooklyn 99 is good
i love The Widowmaker and the Light machine guns
John: I was beaten by my parents and psychologically broken, so it’s ok that I torture anyone with a different ideology than me.
Faith's is actually one of the most elaborated tragic, dark and redeemable characters of the franchise and yeah equally victimized on this bliss herself as anyone else which is why she believes it helps people just as the Marshall does when he is under the influence for instance.
There is a lot of information, lore and disturbing stuff about her and her role of becoming indoctrinated into a cult as a toodler and brainwashed like anyone else...
But yeah if you doesn't care about looking into character development and storytelling or generally just have this very typical immature fps kid mindset like fps kids demonstrate then it would of course always simplify itself down in your mind...
It doesn't seem like this whole video and thus commenters to it looks detailed into story or characters anyway and yeah just simplify stuff...
@@mightychosen2587 I did play faith's story, yeah most of it is abuse from Joseph Seed and from her family and also getting harassed and bullied
I prefer badgers version better though
I love how cheeseburger can heal with face-licks. That warms my heart.
That's not healing hes preparing his meal but you jump up so he doesnt eat you
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Cheeseburger may be a bear, but coach will forever be the one man cheeseburger apocalypse
@@the_one_true_Klaus_Blunk. just strap a gun to him and he’s a tank
Peaches and Boomer do too
I love the fact that in this game I have survived rockets to the mouth but a simple arrow with a little sleep sleep juice brings me down, like what.
It's like that one meme were the player is a demi-god of war or master ninja in gameplay but turns into a pushover in the cutscenes. Something I like to call "Plot Weakness" where you're made "weak" for a short time to progress the plot.
@@artificerdrachen6908 Yeah, there were other ways the relevant scenes could have been implemented without the player getting captured six times! Princess Peach looking at that Deputy like, "Bruh... what the hell?"
Oh, also gotta wonder where Hurk and Cheeseburger fuck off to whenever the Deputy goes down.
silverblade357 the weirdest thing is when the cult come to get you then you kill them all and 40 seconds later you pass out for no reason
@@mathieuedde1465 I especially loved getting tranq arrowed by Jacob's goons, while airborne, in a plane, a solid mile over the ground. The Father works in mysterious ways!
I love the fact that these fuckers with arrows were able to hit me while I was in a plane 1000 feet in the air.
John Seeds voice actor went to my high school.
Omg you are so lucky
So you went to school with Seamus Dever?
Prove it.
therussianbadger voice actor was on my youtube homepage😎 im so much cooler than all of you i had to tell you
The actor who played Thanos was born in the exact same city and state as me
Faith's lore is actually scary, because there are notes that imply that there were multiple Faiths before her.
If you saw the dlc it’s actually gross
@@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 why is it gross
@@nopenaw9846 because his wife’s name was faith then he groomed all his faiths to be perfect for him
and he wouldn’t exactly abuse them but he’d keep them on drugs he’d replace them by making them kill the previous faith and
he was definitely in love with them or at least he thought the smell of coke gasoline and flowers was heaven
There’s a description of her scent in the dlc
Even if she is a pathological liar I’m very sure she was 17 when he picked her to become a new faith but maybe she was older
@@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 don’t forget Joseph literally killed his baby
@@stayso4py951 eh he shouldn’t reproduce anyways like his son is so messed up
Joseph: I have a cult
Rook: We have a diabetic Grizzly named Cheeseburger
And he’s hungry
@@levievil9220 For the flesh and bones of Peggies
@@ArthurCallahan899 so what’s it gonna be cultist you either surrender or you see why no one messes with a hanger grizzly
@@levievil9220 If he knows what’s good for him he’d surrender
@@ArthurCallahan899 they’re cultist so they aren’t that smart even then let’s be glad they don’t have a gorilla
*explosion* "holy shit I died"
Bear: "don't worry I took 5 years of medical school I help u"
Lol
Dont eat me
Seems legit
*lick lick* ok u good fam
@the fallen angel thanks bro its my passion
“True montana experience”
*throws can at bear through window*
seems about right
Sounds about Montana
I have family in West Virginia, and they once had a bear right on their doorstep
As a Montana citizen I say as 100% say that it is completely accurate
Meanwhile in Australia. We lost an ACTUAL FUCKING WAR, to overgrown birds! Welp, guess we didn't have enough cans.
The ending if you resist is just a "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT" moment and I was completely unprepared my first time through. Love this game
What ruined my first playthrough was that before I even owned FarCry 5 I watched the video of RussianBadger playing FarCry New Dawn. I played through the entire game knowing how the game would end, and in the final confirmation I was just like “alright when are the nukes gonna go off?”
Same
@@willc3697 i played Far cry 5 with no spoilers
I fuckin adored every second.
I played new dawn no spoilers.
I fuckin adored every second.
I was just laughing the whole way through that bit. It’s like the writers just phoned it in and said “fuck it! Drop the nukes!”
@@Aredel"We've got like 6 other games to release, fuck the writing, we'll throw some random bullshit easily missable radio content and have 5 nukes be dropped on this random piece of bumfuck nowhere!"
I love that Faith is just doing her speech and as SOON AS SHE SAYS THE WORD "BULLIED" you can hear Badger start spamming his keyboard to try and skip it
Game: *Terrifying, Scary, Isolated, And ruthless*
RussianBadger: "I TELL YOU WHAT CHEESEBURGER!"
THAT DUMBASS TEACHER LADY WAS TALKIN ABOUT HOW AR15'S SHOULD BE BANNED SO I TOLD HER TO SHUT HER COMMIE MOUTH
@@mr.potato2223 HUH HEY THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN LIBERALS
@@grandmarshallsteve8183 AMEN BROTHER
@@grandmarshallsteve8183 GET THIS OBAMA WANTS TO BAN FLAVORED DIPS
@@grandmarshallsteve8183 I KNOW WHO THE HELL BANS FLAVORED DIPS
Badger: throws down bait
God, about to place a bear: **snoring** ah shit, that’s my cue
Is the "*snorting*" meaning god is on cocaine when in Montana, if yes then "FUCK YEAH!!!"
i have thrown out bait and watched a cougar spawn onscreen
@@scouseleemini1 says snoring
I love the idea of God having to spawn animals in. Like if you walk into a zoo too fast the animals take a couple extra milliseconds to spawn in.
Fun fact: Hurk Jr. Was a minor side character, and I believe the Co-Op 2nd Player Character in Farcry 4
This man, as god-blessed rednecked as he is, went to Kyrat to do what he does best with Ajay
He is the Co-op character. I joined my friend and of course as Hurk I was rocking the Buzzsaw and rpg/grenade launcher on a gun mounted humvee
I seem to recall he showed up for a mission chain in FC3 involving monkeys with suicide vests
His ancestor was also in FC primtal i Think his name was something like urki
Actually his father i think is that guy
Hurk has pretty much been mentioned or shown in every Single Far cry game except FC1 and FC2
One thing I love about the boss fights: You can kill them all with a shovel with a smiley face on it. Which I did.
I live in Montana and I can say this is 100% accurate
Especially when we go hunting and we place bait and look to our left and see God placing a bear down right next to us
Yo I thought nobody else lived here
Montana is lonely
Wow I don’t live in Montana but that’s amazing
you shoot people with RPGS and RAT4S and drink
I live in Montana to but you don't have people going rambo all the time
@@ashercroston410 only 50 percent of the people are if you touvh there private property cause no god damn trepassing
"We're free, now both of us. "
Badger: "I don't care."
Not Badger, Chad
“He looks like he could headbutt a rock and the rock would start crying.” I love that analogy
In case anyone doesn't know yet, you can also use every type of arrow on the slingshot, making it technically the best bow in the game. You can seriously shoot an explosive arrow from the slingshot. Also, at that tower where you have to find Adelaide's plane, you can find a shit-ton of bisons, which you can get the most money for. Just equip Jess Black as a follower, and get a recurve bow, and then you can gank a lot of them really fast, and because you're using a bow, you get double pelts
3:32 Faith: “We’re free souls now, you and me.”
Bajur: “I don’t care.” **burns her with a flamethrower**
How to greet people 101.
No it’s speech 100
@@littleredyeti6105 it's both
@@littleredyeti6105 DESTRUCTION 100
I usually just yeet a shovel at her
@@unevenasp4633 that's what I did whenever Faith appeared near me, I'd just use whatever melee weapon I had equipped at the time and yeet it at her
As a person who has played the game 7 times, I can relate to the annoyingness of not being able to skip the Faith cutscenes. GOD DAMMIT THERY’RE SO LONG, I actually leave and go grab a snack and a drink every time I see her cutscenes and then come back to it still not being over.
I know you put this comment 4 months ago but
Fuck you faiths cutscenes where you trip out of your mind are the best, I have beaten this game 13 times including infamous twice and ball out on faiths cutscenes
@@johnjurkiewicz3380 They are cool, just way to fucking long. Also you think 4 months is gonna stop me from replying within 24 hours?
Also congrats on 13 play throughs, I still have yet to finish Infamous
Do it. I played Infamous 5 times already and it's a blast, since you have to think things through a bit more, but it isn't as gut wrenching hard as say Dark Souls. If you ask me, they hit the perfect niche with Infamous.
The first place I went to was Falls End and I somehow skipped everything. I drove a pickup with a bed mounted MG, parked it and just opened it. I killed him and skipped all of the crap. I wonder if you can do that with her?
All cutscenes should be skippable. Same with intro tutorials. Devs never consider the concept of replaying a game. Give me new game plus where I start with everything I already have unlocked. Let me skip the entire intro section of the game. Let me skip every single cutscene and lengthy scripted areas. I just wanna play.
John: So, who wants to go first?
Player: *y e s .*
**Cheeseburger walks up to the downed player**
"Please don't eat me, Cheeseburger. That would be really bad."
**Looks at Badger...then pulls out a turner kit and a deliberator**
"stealth is entirely optio-"
me, strapping a tank suppressor to my 9mm: *Shut*
I like to think that if you did that, it would make no noise at all. Dead silence.
@@zetasann basically
If only tank suppressors were real😢😅☮️
@@hawtzauce5897 they are, also stop with the emojis
@trikshot master1021 yea but they cant attached cuz they r so big so theres an big thingy holding the tank suppressor
“Shit man this is so much fun I’m gon come back later and do it again naked.” That guy is my new best friend for life
Pretty much the sentiment of everyone who meets Hurk Jr.
my motto for life
Same
"If you dont want to fight! You are disqulafied!" *pulls out RPG* Got me cracking holy shot
15:36
"call 911 I'm hit, in the Weiner"
I freaking love that
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I didn't edit this Because idk because yes because no and cheeseburger
SPOLIER: In the ending, Joseph Seed gets a 25 killstreak on Estate.
J Pauly I’m fucking dead 😂
J Pauly Im WHEEZZING
Lmfao
God dammit.
It's free real estate
"Is there a difference between a heretic and a sinner?"
Yesn't
isnt one of them speaking bad about a religion and the other acting against a religion?
@@tanks4helping942 if I'm correct a sinner is someone who basically breaks the religions codes and stuff like thou shalt not steal while being a heritic is you basically saying Fuck your religion to the pope and punching him in the face.
@@maninthevoid rigidly speaking oh, you're right about the definition of a sinner. But a heretic at least used to mean somebody who deviates from a religion in a dogmatic way. Which would mean these Hope County Yokel are using the word wrong
Both weak to long swords.
heretics are what crusaders call sinners
Not only does the cult kidnap you but they literally do it at random. Can be flying a plane and doing stunts to the bliss just randomly getting you lmao
I remember my first hired person. He literally set me on fire with a molotov cocktail before I even talked to him for no reason, and I fell in love with him afterwards. Best part about it was that he has the abilities of a literal tank, with having quicker health regeneration and more resistance towards damage
"he's the easiest sibling to kill"
me: *has to call nick in order to kill john* Yes... very easy haha...
sadly we all do that and i don't even hit john it just nick
@@thatoneguythatdrankthemilk9821 i killed him once by myself. ONCE. nick is basically my protector
@@tammiebenefiel711 exactly lamo
yall should try jacob on infamous, i literally wanted to die.
he does about 55% damage per shot.
@@dantheman0142 i just get a bunch of medkits and then abuse the helicopter to get enough resistance points and hope its enough to not get stomped on by jacob
This is just LSD, Just Cause, and Watchdogs smashed together.
And sprinkled little bit of American freedom and you got yourself the most American game in the world
I was thinking more MURICA THE GAME
where's the watch dogs
@@linus5597 in the over the top combat
@@c4seygr803 mehhhh ur reachin
14:58 just on board automatically no thoughts "Alright" 🤣
0:13 if that isn’t the most Farcry thing that you could see…. I don’t what is lol… a game that is blissfully broken that it is loved
“Aw look at the beaver. Thas not a beaver”-slimecicle 2019
Larry u idiot, wrong channel!
@@aryanbhatt3436 it still makes sense sooo who cares
Event host: I would like to welcome our new guest... The Beaver!
Audience: JIM THATS NOT A BEAVER WATCH OUT!
I live in Montana, and this game is 145% accurate to what it's like living here.
Firstname LastName
In that case, can I live with you?
Nukes 'R' Us awesome 😂
Looks like a nice place for a cult
Firstname LastName Wait people actually live in Montana?
Firstname LastName don’t lie. Ubisoft made Montana up.
I’m glad that you mentioned the ending. After all of that time romping around a beautiful forest and hobnobbing with the locals, they go and pull THAT noise.
They must’ve run out of time and phoned it in at the 11th hour to get the game out on time
3:53 what everyone felt first when they got a unskipable cenomatic
Jacob was the only one I felt threatened by because he uses actual torture methods
The guy who brainwashed you scared me. I didn't even realize I shot the leader of the Whitetails until after I did it. And that messed me up.
@@nevik2950 yeah it is so intresting how Jacob actually gets in your head and trains you to kill by putting you under stress by only giving you a limited amount of time
@@nevik2950 I sadly had the opposite experience. I recognized Eli, stopped cold, and waited. The game basically smacking me with a newspaper like "But Thou Must!" soured the whole sequence for me because you basically have no choice but to be fooled even if you're not.
Well Jacob is ex-military so he does know how to torture someone and fuck with their brain.
I think the villains annoyed me more since they pull you out of the game for a little boring mini game.
“Stealth” is Just Russian stealth
Huh. Well, that explains *my* playstyle then...
@@dleonidae party style inclues vodka and hardbass?
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Da Comrade
The admiral is russian
I always come back to this as my first bajur vid ever. It came up in my recommended vids and just the intro alone got me hooked 🤣
If I remember right I played far cry New Dawn and that Bliss stuff was like super flammable so I don't know how bad your shot of flamethrower while doing that mission, but I'm pretty sure it would have lit the whole county on fire...
When people ask me what my faith is, I just show them a pic of cheeseburger
Same
Bear-ger
How do I join and how many of my first borns must I sacrifice to join your religion
@@hexados7479 69420
@@Theogwhitemask and here I thought I would finally retire from being a serial killer oh well I must join the CheeseBurger religion
Who would win?
An entire cult army V.S. One Cheesy Boi
StoneRaptor621 ONE CHEESY BOI
You would think 1 cheesy Boi
StoneRaptor621 an entire cheesy boi that cometh
StoneRaptor621 cult army wins because they have jugernuts
ONE CHUSEE BUUI
I love coming back to older videos. I got to a point where all I use are shovels on infamous. When you upgrade your slots you can hold like 50 shovels and keep picking them back up for an unlimited supply of em
The bliss in far cry 5 is based on angels trumpet, a hallucinogenic flower.
I love when games give you a companion that is literally overpowered and has a fun name.
Like edie from fallout nv
ILL CHELL YOUAH WHUH CHEEGBURGR
Or a good companion with great dialogue
Nick rye in a nutshell
"I'm no zooligist but I think that'll stop the barking"
I shot faith into oblivion with my rainbow flamethrower
Are you pyro tf2?
When I first played this game in 2023 I had so much fun, and now I finally found old badger playing it
"hyper crack speed meth" this guy is fucking hilarious
Bro I came here after playing doom eternal and when the video came across “souls do not harvest themselves” it really made me think of a work slogan for the demons
Yoooooo go
I meant good
I did too so I was confused as to why their heads didn't explode when stomped on like in the glory kills
"Thats Hurk.Jr dumber than a coal bucket" Hurk.Sr
I'm pretty sure they actually used that in the holograms in Super-Gore Nest
Coming back to this video after replaying the game in 2022 just highlights it perfectly
Am surprised I've been a fan of badger for 4 years and has completed far cry five 4 years ago also but mostly how did I not see this it's amazing
“This guy looks like he would head butt a rock and the rock would start crying.” -Russian badger About his White Castle
6:43
Yass
This had so much America in it my screen got greasy and I can taste the cholesterol in my blood.
Haha oh my God so funny
SHUT UP YA DAMN LIBERAL
ha ha ha ha best comment of all time
This made my day XD
Chubbtacular bb
i played this game after i watched this video and i took your advice badger i torn down Jacob’s rein first and now the rest of the game feels like a cake walk thanks bager
John- Charismatic asshat who has anger issues
Jacob- Veteran trying to give everyone his PTSD
Faith- *T H O T*
Pretty much lmao
Iare RubberDucky Hunting Faith be like: "Call the Anti-THOT Squad 'cuz we have one here and is making everyone get high as *FUCK*
As Jesus once said "If she breathes, she is a thot"
A Magical Bucket " And if she doen'ts... She's dead of course.
Call the morgue or somethin', she's going to stink in a moment or two"
Handeye's bizarre adventures 456 Something right fro H.P Thotcraft works.
"West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home," *drives off of a mountain*
me: yeah that will take you "home" alright.
I don’t know about anyone else but country roads is my favorite song
Time to go to hell
I love how an entire army of cultists with hallucinogens for food with automatic weapons gets taken down by a millennial ranger, a country hick with an AT-4, and a grizzly bear named Cheeseburger.
15:13 I live in Oklahoma but I wanna move to Montana to see if people say crazy shit like this
Wow it's an OG Badger video
Arosch_ ya for once
Hmm maybe
Missed these
Not OG badger but probably the best one
We need more of these, the vids with the discord crew aren’t as funny imo
14:16
I guess that's why he married Gina and had a baby named blade.
He wanted to prove senior wrong
Edit: he did this is farcry newdawn
I mean... he did trust SHARKY to look after his kid so... maybe his father was kind of right
I mean, his babymomma had been captured and the twin were weirdly obsessed with getting his kid. I mean, who do you trust as a babysitter in the post-apocalypse?
hurk just fucking slid at 15:26
I totally agree with him. I did the mission where you collect 12 lighters and the payoff was less than the supply cashes and it took me a long time cuz they're spread everywhere. I can find them on my own. I'd buy the map that shows all the things.
The best thing this game did was manage to do every “ ‘Murican” thing imaginable and still manage to hardly push any political agenda onto its players. I have to give credit to Ubisoft for making this game completely enjoyable the whole way through.
No u *LIBTARD*
@ceremonials. Hurk's Dad? Dude is basically the most Ultra Conservative I've seen and I live in small town Texas... though he calls them Obama Loving Libtards and Canadians... I honestly don't get what's so wrong about Canadians.
Yet somehow the crazy doomsday cult is right, so I guess you and all the town's folk are the bad guys? The story's just one big joke with a nuke as the punchline, the weapon selection is carp since a lot of the weapons are just remains of each other with little real difference in stats and somehow a shovel is a better weapon than a pistol, I did enjoy the fishing mini game but overall the game was a real disappointment.
Bulldogs probably because Canada has universal healthcare, they're known for being polite with pretty much everyone and they have stricter gun laws, which to some on the right makes them commie socialist pussies, because apparently freedom means dying because you can't afford $300 for a bottle of insulin, being a jackass to people and having looser gun laws than the mad max universe.
Just being a true American is offensive nowadays
Hippity Hoppity destroy cult property
Silas Gilders burn them in holy fire
Playing it right now and fishing is honestly the best part
When I killed john I had jacobs rifle and no-scoped him
Can you imagine John with a lisp?
Y E T H
Ha
Hollab The Gollab I feel like shit for laughing at this
Yeth I love thith game when I have a lithp ath a Man named John
Imagine all of them...
*with a lisp*
no it's YESN'T
Hurk:Call 911 I’m hit!
Me:Oh crap hold on!
Hurk:”IN THE WEINER”
Me:-_-......
*Drives away*.
why you gotta leave my boy hurk suffering from a wiener shot? That shit hurts.
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 call an ambulance
WE NEED MORE IK ITS 2023 BUT I LOVE THIS
I would love a full video on Cheeseburger. He's the best bear lol
I always got the idea that Faith was just putting on a character when she started cracking in confrontations.
"There are normal companion characters, but they suck"
My Normal Companion character who has both revive perks and a shotgun.
Bear
HURK.
🐻 + 🐕 = Best Team!
Yeah this has gotta be my biggest disagreement with this vid.
I had a normal companion character that had a perk where I'd loot a body and get shit and she'd loot the exact same body and get more shit.
Where the hell did she find that? I dunno but I never shook her hand...
@@michaellemmons4759 he clearly means they're character not thier ability sucks.
Best ending to a badger video I've ever seen, I was not ready for that. I spit my goddam water everywhere
I freaked out when you mentioned ATV Offroad Fury 2 because that was my game back in the day. My sisters and I played freestyle every chance we got
“But he got the Diabeetus”
I tried this game after I watched this and it is one of my favorites to this day.
Ive played all of them so far and 5 is definitely, without question, the best
I just wish the story would stop actively trying to prevent you from enjoying it
The ending is like choosing chocolate flavor shit or shit flavor chocolate.
More like dead flavoured dead or dead flavoured dead with a sprinkling of Strontium-90
德玛西亚 *Nuke Sound*
dont forget your hero, when you're at ground zero
That wolverine got SMACKED by cheeseburger! 😂😂😂😂
12:15
Cheeseburger hit em with dat pimp smack lmao
He tried to fight at least
Zelo Gaming I’ll take sentences I never thought I would read or hear in my life for 500 Alex.
Literally just a giant slap to the face like “YOU THOUGHT!!”
I'm so sad he didn't talk about sharkie as a companion because he is so god damn funny
Hurk + Cheeseburger is one of the best combos in the game. You put Cheeseburger on heavies and Hurk on people near explosive barrels and you can take any outpost easy
The ad before this video was a tik tok of a pizza delivery guy talking about a cult wanting pizza, huh
You get ads? Pfft, how primitive.
only youuuu
I downloaded this ad blocker for youtube on chrome... It works pretty well!
My ad was about depression
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Badger: *Takes money meant for him* "Maybe I am a criminal."
When I completed the game I started over and just drove around each region in a Bliss truck. The trucks that have the Bliss plants in the back. And I drove all the way to Jacobs house where he takes you later in the game. Just as a joke, right? And I managed to glitch the game to think I wasn't in the camp, and I got to see some glitched textures before the game realized I wasn't where I was supposed to be, and his dogs came after me. It was fucking funny to see the un-rendered parts of the map and seeing the Judges run after me. Along with driving a Bliss truck I also walked along the path that the cult makes the civilians walk on. It was kinda nice to see the locations. But damn..the animals made it so difficult...Badgers (Not our meme boi), bears, and skunks were my main problem. That trail goes through a little bit of everyone's region.
the best money grinding technique I used was using the rage bliss perk and having the skill that doubles pelts when you use a melee to kill the animal it gives you 4 pelts instead of just 2 by having the skill its pog champ
Easy way to beat the game:
Fly a plane out of Hope County
Except you need to save your friends for some goddamned reason.
Uncharted Gaming solution: beat the game normally, then fly out
Cash Lewis, nah dude. You need to keep endlessly murdering the cultists in outposts that magically come back like lol so obvious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uncharted Gaming nuke 'em
Cash Lewis, nope cuz they nuke back.
Cheeseburger is my spirit animal.
Cheeseburger is my lord and savior
Cheeseburger is the supreme being
As a person who’s beat fc5 like 8 times and on the hardest difficulty *cheeseburger fucking sucks on harder difficulties*
"THE CHEESY BOI COMETH!!!"
HALLELUJAH!!!
Do you still wish for a nuclear winter
"THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY YOU DAMN LIBERALS *PFREEWWWWW BOOM" best quote of badger so far
I prefer the 3rd ending where you don't arrest him at the beginning and just leave because apparently that is an option.
I like how it says *SERVE AND PROTECT* as he’s ramming a bear profusely
Far Cry 5 is another entry into the "Good game, shit ending" category
Spaser15 did you really expect a good out come in all of this?
blstar better than spending nuclear winter with a nut case or killing my partners
Fax
Spaser15
If you don't like that ending. You're not going to like the plot of real life.
Spaser15 yup
For those who wonder:
The AI was fixed and only minor glitches happen.
Its an awesome game, glad I bought it maybe a year~ ish after it came out so Ubisoft can fix it up.
2000 hours of friends fuckin around Montana
This video got me in to far cry five and I’m on my 5 play though
“These ACOG’s are not cheap,” Six takes Jäger’s ACOG for budget cuts
Make it 69
@@DoorP3 six as in the leader of team rainbow
also funne sex number?!?! this is pogger chungus 100 wholesome