SPICY SARCASTIC SUPERJERK | Spider-Man PS4
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Spinning/Outro Song:
Whipped Butter 1 - Martin Gauffin - Hry
Best joke of the game was Black Cat claiming to have a child and Peter legitimately not knowing if it was his. At one point Peter tried to do the mental math of how old the kid was
Yes
Ayo he and Felicia did the devil's tango?
Fucked up more like lol. And even IF they have a kid she prolly wouldn't say.
Didn't Black Cat not even have a kid, and the whole thing was just to manipulate Peter?
😂
Tombstone: I AM THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT!
Taskmaster: NOT YET.
Good one bro
10/10
Obi-Wan Kenobi yep
When Obi-Wan says a Palpatine quote
15:44
MJ: "I may not have spider powers, but I'm not made of glass!"
Also MJ: Literally gets a game over if enemies even look at her
Right lol 😂 not to mention the way she screams for help
@@kalvin187douglas only can sam raimi make a scream iconic
enemy death stare
Spiderman: "Can you dodge bullets?"
@@dhilipans5412 nhll lol l h h
I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield. 11:49 One of the best lines I have heard from badger.
*dies 1,001 time*
Badger: i yield
Aunt Mays emotional death scene
RussianBadger:”she never could cut carrots correctly”
This is why I love this channel
same
_Aunt May that’s not how you CUT CARROT-_
I got a ps5 last week and downloaded Spider-Man straight away and aunt may still doesn’t cut carrots correctly
I 100% the whole game and don't remember that scene
“I sense a faint smell of danger”
“Aw shit,thats a gun.”
Spiderman 1964?-2020
I love it
It's so good
G U N
62 actually
1962
hearing him talk makes me feel like Badger would make an excellent Peter Parker
Bro does look like Peter Parker too
Spider-Man: doing 360 pencil dive
Pedestrians: TACTICAL SPIDER-MAN INCOMING
Bad guys: *doing crime"
Spiderman: "WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"
I know, I know, I'M LATE
Safe word:police brutality
Dududuuuuu
@carsonrenfroe8 cloamker
@carsonrenfroe8 cLoAmKeR
Spider man
"No, I dont kill anybody"
Also spider man
Crumbles every bone in his victim's body for stealing a lady's purse
As long as it's "non-lethal" and they don't die it's fair game.
Also Spiderman: **Fucking tosses a guy off a 3 story building**
"He'll be fine"
A whole DUDE well gravity i guess?
@@dell9431 When you push someone off they do stick to a web
@@ryan-ch6fp AT WHAT SPEED
1:49 okay can we take a moment to appreciate how smooth that cut was?
Badger: "thatll teach those orphans to mess with me"
*explosion*
Badger: " what the heck...OH MY PIZZA!"
“Still waiting on a marvel movie starring taskmaster”
Well he got his wish.
and the role was garbage to boot
How disappointed do you think he is on how they handled Tasky?
And he was utter garbage. Oh, my bad, I mean SHE
Wait what?
Yeah what?
“She never could cut carrots correctly” got me more than it should have
"I'm still waiting on a Marvel movie featuring Taskmaster"
Well, he got his wish, but in probably the worst way possible.
I mean, from an action perspective, Taskmaster was perfect
@@justaghostinthesea yeah, but from what I remember, everything else was horrendous.
@@alexanderlaird3 Fair enough
*black cat now legally classified as one of the thicc bois*
No Rhino
@@riftbean8976 rhino is *CHUNKY*
@@nayrosnoflaalfonso1050 That's just another way of saying he *MEGA THICC*
@Samurai Mustache O U T E R U N I V E R S E T H I C C
@@riftbean8976 get a life grow up
TheRussianBadger: Describes Sable troops as highly incompetent, advanced, inaccurate, cool looking and cool speaking soldiers.
Me: So they're basically Stormtroopers from Star Wars
I mean, look at that armor.
There is a part in the game where Spider-Man describes them as troopers to yuri.
Dang it you stole my idea. Lol
The resemblance is uncanny
@ThePotatoMan "Lol funy meme stomrtroppers aim suck they got killed by teddybers XDDDDD"
5:33 When Pete is doing the Spider-Cop voice, he sorta sounds like a young Sasuke Uchiha.
@Ishfarz thank god, finally I know why!
I CANNOT WAIT FOR SPICY SARCASTIC SUPERJERK 2!!!!
7:25 that's Jameson's laugh in Spider-Man 2.
"*extreme cackle* _finishes_ Ya serious?"
More like 5:15. It had me cracking up
You serious?
Me when I'm about to nut but I have another tab open
" pay ya for what? Standing there? "
"Don't worry buddy I'm not gonna hurt-SORYUKEN!" had got to be the funniest line I ever heard today
16:54
“We’re the best in the world.”
[Miss every shot they make at someone 10ft away from them]
Me: Yep sums up stormtroopers
to be fair they do hit you in combat if you dont dodge in time
Oi! Stormtroopers are great shots, when not ordered to let their target escape. And when not shooting at main characters.
Clone Troopers were way better though.
@@santa_with_a_gun they suck aiming at the bad guys but yeah they could be accurate shots at SM
"The taser makes things a little bit better"
Me: wait.....isn't the taser aquired in the LAST stealth Mission with Mj?
You also use it in the stealth mission of the Black Cat Heist DLC
@@josephbeltran4145 you have to pay for a barely good time sounds fun
@@kendrawilson8527 To each their own. But I didn't pay for the stealth. I play cause I love the game
Yup
As I just played through Spider-Man this is very true
I know it’s late…But damn is Badger a shockingly good fit for a snarky spider-man
exactly and how the fuck did i beat spiderman 3 times with all the dlcs and never notice the fucking skip button on the puzzles...i need rest
@@sparkun4887don’t stress it bro I think you have to manually activate it in the settings
@@sparkun4887oh hey in new game+ do i keep my items or nah?
@@streaming_accountyes u keep whatever you unlocked in the first play through
8:23
Thank you. Black Cat is the true partner for Peter,I mean Peter trusts Felicia enough she knows his identity and they obviously had a “complicated” relationship every time MJ is either on break or not interested. I mean MJ complains so damn many times which ig can be understandable but she gets so angry at him for the wrong reasons, I just prefer the Black Cat I pray in Marvels Spider-Man 2 it’s a choice to be with Felicia
Felicia literally lied to and deceived Peter during DLC, she’s an antagonist, there won’t be a “choice” 🤣
@@charlieharrington9555 Yet,he immediately put it behind him and forgave. He just wanted her to be alive and safe. At the end of the DLC Peter told MJ he was relieved but I think a part of him was excited to be raising a child with Felicia,Peter knows the best of her out of anyone.
Bitch, Peter is the same of the comics, he and black cat are never gonna be a thing
Black cat Is literally the most toxic girl Peter has ever been with, you're just horny for cat themed expandex suited girls
17:29 yea, sure looks like it cheif🤣
18:09
"You are surrounded--"
"Gimme that mic- EAT LEAD!"
the guy meant eat leg
I heard lead and yes I know I’m from 2020 but idc.
Honestly those cops in GTA 3 were epically funny
13:12 I wonder if he ever remembered this and was like “Well they fucken did it. A timberland Spider-Man”
11:36 I’m dying, someone got crunched by the car
“Hits enemies like a belt from a step-father” bro 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This post gave me cancer, thanks a lot!
I just scrolled up from the videos as he said that line and saw this comment
You mean a plane to the head then a brick to whatever is left of you?
POV: All of them had stepfathers
19:09 me and the boys in a Spider-Man game
Oh god !!....... Y didn't i notice that 😂
Well someone had to comment it. Thanks for your service.
it's not the boys tho
This comment is at 666 likes... I'm about to ruin it.
Jack the Destroyer omg I’m your 669th like, NOICE....,,,,,,,......
0:36 I will pay my rent when YOU FIX THIS DAMM DOOR
-Toby Maguire
19:43 THAT'S SO UNEXPECTED AND HILARIOUS DUDE!
Mr.Stark I don't feel so good.
Taskmaster: Not Yet.
Taskmaster is Thanos' weakness to snapping people out of existance.
**Taskmaster dodging the snap**
@@qtulhoo not yet
Friendly Neighborhood Webhead how do you do fellow fantasy character
@@generalgrievous3667 hello there
Badger: I want a Marvel movie with Taskmaster. Black Widow movie: Hello There
general kenobi
Black Widow Movie: Goodbye now
Anyone notice in the Spider-Man game he sounds like Amon?
@@ryf9265 this is where the fun begins
Yeah but know one will see it cause of covid then disney+ will charge $30 to see it
A masterpiece.
One that I come to to prevent nightmares because this thing is the funniest thing I've ever seen and I don't wanna let it go
I love that all the jokes badger makes could be jokes spidey would actually make, it makes it that much better
When he said tuck your knees you will be fine at 4:15 the guy next to him goes into a ball XD
Lmao i just now see that😂
I’d watch a full play through video of Badger just dubbing the entire story mode and even the side stories.
Please!
I'll invest
Same
@@steampunkguy2036 same
Same
This video is three years old. It has not failed to make me laugh each time I watch it. This is a national treasure.
20:02 That aged horribly.
*I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD!!!*
11:48 btw
Alright alright i give up
Nice shaving ad
11:50
I love the voice in that part
@@samuelblackraine5828 Then you'll love this
czcams.com/video/BZLlBZry8bs/video.html
11:49 when your big brother demands you to give up the last poptart
I hope my lil bro doesnt do that XD
XD
@@Hugoish no. i got mushed off. ....
*Not BeForE I tooK off with 3/4 of the Pop Tart!*
Hey any man how can you tell Tony and big???
I AM that big brother!
But I am the one buying the poptarts.
Your wish for a Marvel movie with Taskmaster has aged like wine... and milk.
Lord have mercy the"I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield"quote went so hard
“You’re insistin’…
*contemplates life choices*
…on a fistin’”
This is it. This is the best line
I really want him to do a video on Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Simon Krieger: blah blah blah bad guy blah blah blah nuform.
TheRussianBadger: can i get uhhhhhhhhh boneless pizza
"The downside of miles and mj"
Same
Same ngl
They removed the stealth missions so that’s nice, and they made you op with cloak.
its a tradition for me to come back to this video every now and then
4:40 is just Badger making quips just like Spidey.
13:40"Todays's forecast is WINDY with a chance of WINDIER"😂
Todays's
Love it😂😂😂
Taskmaster is so cool I mean in my opinion my favourite things about him are
1. His voice
2. His design
3. The sword
4. HES TASKMASTER
NOT YET
I wished they had used this one in the Avengers game. That one looks pretty bad.
Not yet
I hope that in Spider-Man PS4 2(which is gonna be a thing) he is a main villain/antagonist in the game
Jack’s world of cars and planes Batman whips his ass
“Is this what murder looks like? Am I a murderer now?”
Spider-Badger
I love the detail that if you watch someone you throw off the roof, you'll see their fall get interrupted by them getting stuck to the nearest wall.
As for trauma and such, it's like with Batman: you do some violent and dangerous crime - your safety is not a priority here, buddy.
"Her inclusion in gameplay makes no sense, *same goes for that punk kid Miles.* "
* 2 years and 1 new console later *
*"Ok, let's do this..."*
There is 60 years worth of spider man story they could have covered before introducing the biggest mistake in the comics existence. Miles was created for all the wrong reasons and it shows. The only good piece of media pertaining to miles is into the spider verse. And a large part of that was just the masterful storytelling and animation(which didn't come from the hacks that invented miles)
@@halogeek6 I mean but like, did you play MM?
@@halogeek6 i mean... The new game is pretty good
@@halogeek6 what’s the issue with miles? He’s an interesting take on a character that HAS been around for 60 years. It was a good idea to change him up
the marvel universe: established that there are several dimensions
also, marvel universe: has black Spider-Man with electric powers and invisibility
Crimson Miner: *anger*
I would honestly buy a game where its Badger's voice instead of Spider-Man's voice
Can we get some modders on this ASAP plz?
I would pay thousands
YES
O.m.g. That‘d feel like a Deadpool-Edition of the game. 😂🤣😂👍
I would pay millions for that
so funny that I choked on my water at an ICU joke.
15:26 I love the reference to the meme, also the way he says "oh lawd, it's the heavy bois! *_REAL SHIT?"_* Is hilarious 🤣
Silver Sable....marriage material
Black Cat.....one night stand
MJ.....Back away very slowly and don’t get involved
Elite Speedster 261 No, why would anyone want to hook up with someone who faked having your kid.
@@JRGProjects Spidey is fated to hook up with "MJ", so Black Cat got jelly. It's even more tragic by how laughable bad she is in the whole damn game.
@@JRGProjects I wouldnt care
Black Cat is a couple of one night stands. Like 5 or 6 one night stands
What about Rhino
Spiderman: I don't wanna kill.
Also him: *uses conclusive webs and throws them off roof* "yep he's OK"
if you look carefully, you see that when thrown off buildings, once they reach a certain height they magically web to the nearest building wall as if spider man has set up a million trip mines around the perimeter of everything in the city.
@@trystanreadman1764 yeah it’s like he just sets a trip mine on them when he sends them off.
@@trystanreadman1764 *at what speed*
@@toasterhavingabath6980 same speed as the trip mines
@@trystanreadman1764 Sometimes there is no web boi, I saw what happened to some of them... It was terrifying, they..
*DIED*
4:04 "He's definitely alive!" For some reason... I can't believe that.
2:41
Sing winner, sing for year, sing for the laugh, sing for the tear
Badger: what about a movie staring taskmaster
Mavel: not yet
“Mavel”
Marvel woops I did right
Maybe not in this year, cuz we know what to the Father.
Give it time and Marvel will make movies of each side character, NPC, and movie extra that have been on screen for more than one frame
Why? What purpose would he serve you mcu tards always want solo movies of everyone
Marvel: How many villains do you want in this game
Insomniac:YES
I think you meant sony
Tracy C. No insomniac made the game
Tbf Spider-Man has a lot of villains and they love teaming up against him. Spidey just can't catch a break, poor boy. Like, this game features maybe a fifth of most major Spider-Man baddies? There are just so many, idek.
I love how Spider-Man's basically an anime character in this game😂
3:06 thank God its not just me
11:50 when my parents tell me to go to sleep because it’s bedtime
Accurate
Hahahahahha
I love that Dreadnought's voice.
Me when my mom tells me to get off my phone
They should make a mode called “ The Badger Voice Over” where basically badger replaces all of Peters dialogue with badgers funny shit 😂😂😂
Randomz Stuff OMG YES
Nah just have Yuri re-record all of the lines for Spider-man with a script by Badger so it still sounds like Spider-man saying it all
dude i'm sure someone somewhere could at the very least make a mod like that it would be so dope
@@MajorReynolds92 add spin de wheel and I would buy
@@CrossBones327 Spirit Spider's dialogue is nothing but quotes from Rattle Six Doot.
7:23 I died🤣
1:00 I like how half of the sinister six members are named normally
Marvel: Insomniac, do you think that there's to many villains in this ga-
Insomnia: I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD
Not yet
I would laugh if Insomnia said that to Marvel
Badger: “Spider-Man is OP”
My dear friend, you have no idea how overpowered spidy is.
Facts
Isn’t Scorpion supposed to be stronger than him? If Spider-Man can defeat Iron-man, Titania and the entire X-men(except Xavier) by himself, then oh no Scorpion could scale to characters like Warpath, She-Hulk and Warbird(Carol Danvers) if that were the case.
Marvel make Scorpion a threatening villain, that’ll be bada$$, also the symbiotes are getting overused.
@@LegacyComics100, bruh, Spider-Man has on multiple occasions soundly beat villains in his sleep.
And if Peter has the propitiate strength of a spider, he’s hella strong, like, help land a 747 strong (yes he did that once).
This is only a *mere fraction* of Spidys abilities
@@hetzer5926 all comic book characters are insanely strong man! the only constant exception is batman(and the 2 Robinhood arrow guys), and even then he's small building level in the arkham video games.
@@HiHello-wb9yq Batman has beaten superman before 😝
So, turns out when you throw enemies off the building a mysterious spider deity snags them out of the air and pulls them towards the nearest building to them.
No cap.
Here’s hoping he does Spider-Man 2
Dormammu: *exists*
Doctor Strange: 11:50
EDIT: I actually made a video of Doctor Strange enduring a thousand deaths
😂😂😂😂
It angers me how accurate that is.
@@f.i.r.e.5119 I mean it is extremely true lol
I've come to bargain
10:05 when you realize this is basically 2020 in a nutshell
Why the fuck is this becoming a reality more and more, what the fuck
SUKA BLYAT
@@borkbork6888 weirdly enough, it's spelt cyka
Yup
Crime, Australia, and Covid.....
Yep
5 years later and im still being recomended this, and im still watching it every single time
I love how badgers dialogue naturally flows with the way Spider-Man talks mid-combat, and I am here for it
twenty minute badger video?
Then it’s
*_P I Z Z A T I M E_*
Stephen Reed Not yet.
5:15 "I smell a faint sense of danger.... aw shit, thats a gun!"
Where is that from I want to clip it
"I want a marvel movie with taskmaster"
That one didn't age quite so well.
ngl, i would totally watch a series of Badge dubbing over spidermans lines through the whole game
2:36
I need a 10 hour version of this, please. For scientific purposes.
Migswag 21 bruh im tryna find oit what the songs called 😫😫😫
Me too
it's in the description; just loop it forever on youtube
AuNt MaY ThAts NoT HoW YoU CUt CaRrOts!
I SAID WELL COVER THAT LATER
No joke the sable dudes are voiced by Jon Curry, who also plays the SEAL team in CS:GO, so you're completely correct
Cs:Spiderman
Counter Spider: New York Offensive.
HOLY SHIT CSGO AND SPIDER-MAN IN SAME UNIVERSE CONFIRMED!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!????
DPI stanley counter spidey global offensive.
Just started playing this again 😁, love the channel, you're always funny af 🤣 hope u and family all doing good 😎👍🎄
Imagine there was a vine boom after every concussion burst and this has aged well
Taskmaster, ready for your own movie
Taskmaster: NOT YET
😂😂😂😂
Good one
Thanks
@@miccool9ice363 you are welcome man
Not yet
100th LIKE!!
18:56 100% underrated one liner 😂😂😂
15:39
YOU DENSE MOTHERPHAKER
2:38 spiderman to spider-missle
2:35 when he start spinning I was thinking “tactical nuke incoming”
1:55 That yeet gave me some form of life
Lmao
Badger would make for a KILLER Spidey
I thought the first few seconds were an actual 2D animation. God they did well with that suit
Thanos: I am inevitable
Taskmaster: NOT YET!!!!
Noooo
Its ahem..
not yet 😌👌
11:50 U just made this scene a million times better😂😂😂😂😂
*I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD*
Yeah it looks like something he'd do in that costume.
I wish I could have an hour of badger making spidey spin around a ton
This has gotta be the funniest playthrough of Spiderman I have ever watched. Badger you definitely haven't broken my immersion.
0:16 made me spit out my soda. Now my nose friggin burns. Thanks, Badger.
SHURUKEN
Thanks, Obama
*my fucken molars*
Black Cat is *THICC GURL*
@@BobBob-oc5jj oh right F
Rhino is thiccer
@polar bro *YEET* 👇😩👇
@@BobBob-oc5jj i already nutted so i guess too late
@@BobBob-oc5jj does Web Blossom in-game count as nutting?