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Komentáře • 13K

  • @consicedisc6961
    @consicedisc6961 Před 3 lety +6417

    imagine if jacket accidentally used the wrong message
    like he takes down a crew of cloakers and instead of something badass
    the tape recorder says something like "your prostate exam is scheduled at 2 pm"

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 Před 3 lety +9066

    6:25 "Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough"
    This man does not disappoint

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Před rokem +863

    Being a Sociopath in Payday 2 is the definition of the Spartan response to the question "Why are your swords so short?", which is _"So we can get closer to our enemies as we watch them die."_
    Death is not an option, _it's a requirement, _*_and i'm an over-achiever._*
    Monke woke up. Monke chose violence. Be like monke. :3

    • @The_Grim_Reaper6934
      @The_Grim_Reaper6934 Před 9 měsíci +10

      The fact that Badger did not Pin or heart this comment fucking blows blows me away

    • @redmegarex
      @redmegarex Před 7 měsíci +2

      yes.

    • @heimlich5026
      @heimlich5026 Před měsícem +1

      @@The_Grim_Reaper6934I mean this comment is like 2 years after the video, prolly just hasn’t seen it?

    • @frost9d733
      @frost9d733 Před 25 dny

      5:15 I’m a god such a fucking God

  • @isaacwurmbrand
    @isaacwurmbrand Před rokem +397

    I'm still constantly amused by the fact that "I Will Give You My All 2017" is written and performed by the one, the only, Bain's voice actor. And also he's the Cloaker voice actor. Bain and/or a Cloaker just going nuts over the comms while the gang goes apeshit.

    • @siperog
      @siperog Před 10 měsíci +19

      It's even more ironic if you're in a heist with a radio (like Murky Station or Big Oil Day 1), because it can play the original version

    • @fairy_phantasm
      @fairy_phantasm Před 9 měsíci +5

      oh now that you say it... I do hear Bain now. hmm interesting.

    • @RGE-NOELLE
      @RGE-NOELLE Před 2 měsíci +2

      The voice actor for bain is also the voice actor for the dozers

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 Před měsícem +3

      It gets better: the VA for Bain and the Cloakers composes a majority of Payday 2's soundtrack

  • @iris_ofthestorm4260
    @iris_ofthestorm4260 Před 3 lety +12513

    That comically large spoon comment aged like fine wine

    • @Hyprek_
      @Hyprek_ Před 2 lety +74

      Na dude aged like milk

    • @iris_ofthestorm4260
      @iris_ofthestorm4260 Před 2 lety +679

      @@Hyprek_ - ...Why, exactly? It got added to the game as an OP melee weapon. I’d call that well-aged.

    • @mememaster2794
      @mememaster2794 Před 2 lety +157

      And the 9 mm being hard to find comment aged like milk

    • @iris_ofthestorm4260
      @iris_ofthestorm4260 Před 2 lety +173

      @@mememaster2794 - …the fuck does THAT mean?

    • @kiogu_3348
      @kiogu_3348 Před 2 lety +33

      It has 69 comments. So only comment about it on here

  • @heywaitasecond46
    @heywaitasecond46 Před 3 lety +4576

    You probably know this, but they actually added the comically large spoon.
    Edit: This comment was made before his vid on the comically large spoon, stop telling me about it.

  • @sampletext5959
    @sampletext5959 Před rokem +84

    “I suppressed my Garand and threw a laser on it, which only a literal ape would do.”
    Me doing stealth with dual suppressed Broomhandles with pink laser sights: “nobody expects *monke* ”

  • @zacharymabb4873
    @zacharymabb4873 Před rokem +402

    Jacket tape recorder lines 0:30 0:47 2:03 2:14 2:31 2:47 3:02 3:15 3:34 4:26 4:35 4:45 6:49 8:08 9:49 10:55 12:16 13:56 16:11 17:18 19:18 19:59

  • @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251

    "Heads, or tails. The tossed coin. A metaphor for the uncertainties of life. Of course, the wise player-
    _Always_
    *_Cheats."_*
    Damned if those Jacket quotes aren't terrifying.

  • @adaphas
    @adaphas Před 3 lety +3668

    "Is there a comically large spoon melee?" "I swear to god Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough"
    We bullied him enough and he added it.

    • @__Kurobei___
      @__Kurobei___ Před 3 lety +36

      71 Beyond by adding it's golden Big Brother that does double the damage and set people on fire at a 20% chance

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 Před 3 lety +19

      @@__Kurobei___ or in bagers case a "20%" chanceXD

    • @armywife5kids
      @armywife5kids Před 3 lety +5

      More like 100% chanch in bagers case

    • @angelic_Death.
      @angelic_Death. Před 2 lety +5

      @@armywife5kids same with beating up the damn drill to restart it

    • @jamesbeattie8800
      @jamesbeattie8800 Před 2 lety +1

      Bullying works

  • @gameplayer1837
    @gameplayer1837 Před 10 měsíci +24

    5:18 Badger fixed the drill a third time and I IMMEADIATELY got an ad for Engineering courses in Japan

  • @Belgium4045
    @Belgium4045 Před 10 měsíci +28

    I like how at 8:08, badger is just getting slowly concerned when jacket gets closer to the camera.

  • @Davinator11
    @Davinator11 Před 3 lety +6848

    Badger: "how is 9mm hard to find"
    Every american gun owner: *tears up*

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr Před 3 lety +122

      As a non-American, I laugh at this.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 Před 3 lety +279

      Disgusting Milky Water. You can thank the noguns for this. Basically: “oh, we need fucking gun control right now”
      then when the lockdown hit: “I need a gun right now, what do you mean I have a waiting period thanks to gun control, reeeeeeee”

    • @Davinator11
      @Davinator11 Před 3 lety +110

      @Blake White ok boomer?

    • @bobross5233
      @bobross5233 Před 3 lety +7

      😭😭😭

    • @parkesy7461
      @parkesy7461 Před 3 lety +13

      Blake White stop mr American gun man

  • @maineduke5535
    @maineduke5535 Před 3 lety +681

    Police doing their job:
    Some shiter: THIS IS THE STANCE

  • @A3therk1n
    @A3therk1n Před rokem +23

    18:38
    you KNOW you're doing good at heisting when the ENEMY MEDIC-
    *N E E D S A M E D I C-*

  • @philliptyndall4668
    @philliptyndall4668 Před rokem +50

    Legends say that to this day, Badger still hasn't missed a single drill fix hit

  • @elgenerico5453
    @elgenerico5453 Před 3 lety +966

    "He was a brave soldier, who died protecting the Golden Grin."
    "How'd he die?"
    "Fork."

  • @NoassNobrammo
    @NoassNobrammo Před 3 lety +3910

    Didn’t know badger finally realized he’s the avatar.

  • @ciphergacha9100
    @ciphergacha9100 Před rokem +96

    5:53 yes with everything but sociopath because of the 10x damage when melee attacking twice in a second

  • @polypotterplayz2015
    @polypotterplayz2015 Před 8 měsíci +7

    6:03
    Cloaker was observing Social distancing even while beating you asses up 🤣🤣

  • @CovertOperative13
    @CovertOperative13 Před 3 lety +380

    Yo, Badger, long time player here. If you haven't discovered them yet, there are two characters with special gore kills depending on their weapons and enemy.
    Jiro + Katana Melee + Charged Melee Kill on Cloakers = Chopped in Half or Beheaded
    Bodhi + Platypus Sniper Rifle + Headshot on Tazers = Chunks of Head GONE
    God, I wish they did more of these special kills.

    • @TJKnight94
      @TJKnight94 Před 3 lety +14

      You can also get a blt-mod that allows anyone to perform these gorey kills with any weapon
      i shotgunned a cloaker in half yesterday, pogged out

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ Před 3 lety +6

      @Kanna Seppukamui Yeah, if you use Jiro as your playable character, equip the katana, and charge that sum bitch, you can cut the cloakers head or his body in half.

    • @godzillafan9115
      @godzillafan9115 Před 3 lety +11

      I wished there was one for jacket where basically he recreates his killing blow from HM. Like just jacket + fist = bash they're head in like a got damn egg.

    • @CovertOperative13
      @CovertOperative13 Před 3 lety

      @@TJKnight94 Yo, I need to look in those mods for the game. Been playing since the 360, still haven't tried any.

    • @CovertOperative13
      @CovertOperative13 Před 3 lety

      @@godzillafan9115 Or you charge up a punch and he punches so hard that the Medic's neck snaps 180.

  • @Godlobber
    @Godlobber Před 3 lety +2677

    I have come back here to tell everybody that yes, we are getting a fucking spoon melee weapon.

  • @The-lay
    @The-lay Před rokem +32

    19:38 you know your doing well when the enemy medic needs a medic

  • @BR-dj1bo
    @BR-dj1bo Před 10 měsíci +9

    4:25 Dozer just be standing there, watching a man with a chicken mask whacking a Cloaker with a nail hammer made me laugh harder then it shouldn't have lol

  • @wiwieyanie3756
    @wiwieyanie3756 Před 3 lety +5010

    "i wrap my pizza in another pizza call that shit cholestrol" still gets me everytime

    • @Void_Ghost_Beelz
      @Void_Ghost_Beelz Před 2 lety +121

      The one where he says “FUCK” gets me because you can hear his brain trying to find a word to say

    • @NintendoNerd64
      @NintendoNerd64 Před 2 lety +74

      wrap my pizza in a pound a butter, call that shit paula dean

    • @Void_Ghost_Beelz
      @Void_Ghost_Beelz Před 2 lety +63

      @@NintendoNerd64 great taste, and incredible racism in every bite!

    • @DeadLiftGaming
      @DeadLiftGaming Před 2 lety +6

      I'm your 800 like do I get a prize

    • @theorangegremlin334
      @theorangegremlin334 Před 2 lety +11

      @@DeadLiftGaming A Cloaker Visit

  • @knightghaleon
    @knightghaleon Před 3 lety +907

    When Badger goes into the public games
    "We running stealth or loud?"
    Badger: "I'll be the Saiyan."
    *proceeds to DBZ punch the armed authorities*

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 3 lety +6

      *K.O!* _KNOCKS OUT CLOAKER_

    • @obamaminion418
      @obamaminion418 Před 3 lety +15

      10:05 be wary of the t-posers they have ascended. but it only makes sense to fear them.

    • @knightghaleon
      @knightghaleon Před 3 lety

      @Extraordinary Nerd fantastic!

    • @knightghaleon
      @knightghaleon Před 3 lety +1

      @@obamaminion418 they are the dominant lifeforms that visits the planet of the payday universe to check on the earthlings. They dare not show the earthlings their true power, yet.

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real Před rokem

      @@seantaggart7382 There’s an achievement for killing a cloaker mid jump.

  • @adriancerda8478
    @adriancerda8478 Před rokem +17

    8:24 Couch Baby

  • @TheYugiohChessDude
    @TheYugiohChessDude Před rokem +26

    I don't know why but you showed up on my recommendations but I can kinda see why, ONE OF THE BEST CHANNELS I HAVE FOUND YET FULL OF CHAOS. XD

    • @Juanguar
      @Juanguar Před rokem +2

      Welcome to the circus

    • @TheYugiohChessDude
      @TheYugiohChessDude Před rokem +1

      @@Juanguar I would like to call it the circus of chaos

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 Před rokem

      @@TheYugiohChessDude FBI? I kinda killed all your dozers. You might need some new ones.

  • @navinc.9678
    @navinc.9678 Před 3 lety +2220

    just imagine one of those cops in heaven be like: 'oh how did you die?'
    'I was stabbed with a grill fork by a mute bank robber

    • @user-zj6ks1ph4p
      @user-zj6ks1ph4p Před 2 lety +68

      they also added the comically large spoon so now its "i was beat to death with a comically large spoon by a bank robber"

    • @willleese8842
      @willleese8842 Před 2 lety +36

      'they also used a tape recorder for some reason and had a chicken mask along with a stylish jacket '

    • @griffin1086
      @griffin1086 Před 2 lety +26

      Or with my favorite “I was Karate chopped in the throat by an Australian women in full body armor.”

    • @omahabrowneyes
      @omahabrowneyes Před 2 lety +11

      The roasts are perfect representing, like "my blood was claimed to be used for barbecue sauce"

    • @Thephillips-dj1po
      @Thephillips-dj1po Před 2 lety +7

      “I was killed with a comically large spoon by some guy in a Monkey mask.”

  • @littleman4925
    @littleman4925 Před 2 lety +2645

    Imagine the police radio that day.
    "Uh, control?"
    "yes?"
    "There's a monke with a monke mask in an alleyway hipfiring a m1 garand with a suppressor and a laser on it."
    "holy hell. Retreat immediately."

    • @doomeddog5589
      @doomeddog5589 Před rokem +1

      he is also beating shit out of out fucking BULLDOZERS

    • @RationalGull47
      @RationalGull47 Před rokem +24

      Damn best comment I've seen all day

    • @Viddaric
      @Viddaric Před rokem +78

      "Also he just bare-knuckle boxed the Bulldozer into a coma"

    • @bryce9021
      @bryce9021 Před rokem +8

      Yes

    • @the_explorer4600
      @the_explorer4600 Před rokem +22

      @@Viddaric if I were a cop that witnessed that I would just run away and quit immediately tbh.

  • @The-Ink-Dragon97
    @The-Ink-Dragon97 Před rokem +13

    14:07 "GRIND"

  • @shadybait
    @shadybait Před rokem +14

    At 1:57 right after he says “we may need a paid dlc, and we got one!” For 1 frame you can see a state of survival ad

    • @jackmio
      @jackmio Před rokem +4

      yeah, i noticed that he cut out the ad lol

  • @rift3068
    @rift3068 Před 3 lety +1324

    “I Will Give you my All” is just the cloaker explaining why he should be on the police force despite his blatant sociopathy

    • @burnerheinz
      @burnerheinz Před 3 lety +65

      This makes perfect sense and is now Canon

    • @charadreemurr5121
      @charadreemurr5121 Před 3 lety +29

      Xerain House imagine every heist only one cloaker but it has the zealdozers health

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Před 3 lety +14

      chara dreemurr it starts beating someone and you have everyone else unload a full mag of a Thanatos into it in 30 seconds.

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz Před 3 lety +2

      I will give you brutality!

    • @simka9617
      @simka9617 Před 3 lety +3

      chara dreemurr *Laughs in electric brass knuckles stun lock*

  • @napstadg2211
    @napstadg2211 Před 2 lety +2912

    Bulldozer:"Oh, you're aproaching me?"
    Badger:"I can't stab the shit out of you without getting closer"

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl Před rokem +30

    Is it just me or does anybody else laugh when heavenly father laughs just something about his laugh puts a smile on my face

  • @Security-B1
    @Security-B1 Před rokem +10

    13:20
    *2 men get flung up into the air on beat with razormind*

  • @benjaminstratford8800
    @benjaminstratford8800 Před 3 lety +3686

    Badger please I still haven't come down off the adrenaline high from the last Payday video

    • @FoxMoss0823
      @FoxMoss0823 Před 3 lety +26

      What do you mean? That makes it even better

    • @Lightna
      @Lightna Před 3 lety +44

      Its all part of Mr. Bone's wild ride. It never ends

    • @bustahchiro3350
      @bustahchiro3350 Před 3 lety +7

      We will all overdose

    • @Mortal2064
      @Mortal2064 Před 3 lety +7

      THE WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS

    • @phantom1936
      @phantom1936 Před 3 lety +4

      IKR I’ve been waiting for this for so long he need to do more

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku Před 2 lety +3388

    "I will give you my all" played when I was the last man standing, camping a corner during an endless assault with '800 pound gorilla', ammo bags, and a LMG; splitting my time between mowing down heavies and taking as many hostages as I could. It will always be an epic piece.

  • @quack6292
    @quack6292 Před rokem +14

    12:58 well Grouse. You got your wish!

  • @Mrincognitowastaken
    @Mrincognitowastaken Před rokem +15

    15:12 I wrap my pizza in another pizza and call that shit Viagra

  • @ForcerElpeCo
    @ForcerElpeCo Před 3 lety +575

    RussianBadger: *Makes Payday content and makes it more relevant than ever*
    Overkill: "It's free real estate"

    • @bihansiceklone
      @bihansiceklone Před 3 lety +10

      Why have these stale reddit memes infested absolutely every youtube comment section?

    • @Mosezgarcea
      @Mosezgarcea Před 3 lety +4

      I bought the game just because Badger reminded me of it and made it look really fun

    • @bencsurazoltan4974
      @bencsurazoltan4974 Před 3 lety

      @@Mosezgarcea me too mate and im enjoing it

  • @RobMustDie482
    @RobMustDie482 Před 3 lety +1030

    9:55 Badger goes to stab a taser, taser shocks him, Badger instantly pulls out his shotgun at a speed no human can comprehend and makes a hole where the taser's face used to be.

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 Před 3 lety +29

      Oh god

    • @rumwrestlelive
      @rumwrestlelive Před 3 lety +63

      There is literally no frames between the knife and the gun

    • @leebard9335
      @leebard9335 Před 3 lety +31

      He's said before his mongoose reflexes are his best skill.

    • @cactus9737
      @cactus9737 Před 3 lety +16

      that´s payday 2 for you brother

    • @jperigo95
      @jperigo95 Před 3 lety +22

      Fucking hell that's some wild west gunslinger shit right there

  • @PlasmaIndigo
    @PlasmaIndigo Před rokem +4

    13:50 i just realized that badger animated the model so correctly. the models hand is in specific position so his finger doesnt get caught in the loading mechanism when he pushes the clip in and giving him the "Garand Thumb" o7 my friend o7...

  • @sanaltilkiwashere
    @sanaltilkiwashere Před rokem +5

    11:00 nailed it

  • @hamac6156
    @hamac6156 Před 3 lety +570

    Normal pubs: stealth or loud?
    RussianBadger pub: M O N K E

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 Před 3 lety +3

      WULULULULULU

    • @livesakimbo
      @livesakimbo Před 3 lety +3

      normal pubs are usually loud anyways so nothing changes

  • @zadamany9255
    @zadamany9255 Před 3 lety +344

    13:14
    “How is 9mm hard to find?”
    Well, it all started back in January...

  • @Coolboimaybe
    @Coolboimaybe Před rokem +4

    16:33 Dozer “Ok I’m here now who wants to die!” Three hits with a pickax later.

  • @crash5786
    @crash5786 Před rokem +6

    16:46 can we just appreciate how polite Mickey was?

  • @absolutelyretardedskeletor
    @absolutelyretardedskeletor Před 3 lety +622

    Payday 2: Stealth is an optio-
    Russainbadger: *peace was never an option*

    • @kittydurgon8740
      @kittydurgon8740 Před 3 lety +7

      HONK.

    • @muchluck7981
      @muchluck7981 Před 3 lety +8

      Upvote this comment so we can see Badger play stealth. Honestly I just want to see him suffer.

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ Před 3 lety +3

      Sora.N Minakaze someone introduce him to yacht heist

    • @aci6737
      @aci6737 Před 3 lety +2

      Same applies to crysis remastered, you can even reject modernity and return to MONKE in that game

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Před 3 lety +2

      @@oH_._ that’s the second worst stealth heist, Alesso is 10 times as bad though.

  • @FriendofDead
    @FriendofDead Před 3 lety +424

    Ah yes,
    One thing i DON'T want to hear on mayhem heist is:
    "What's a grenade button?"

  • @R3TR0923
    @R3TR0923 Před rokem +9

    17:31 we must
    R E T U R N
    T O
    M O N K E ! ! !

  • @Janky_Gamer
    @Janky_Gamer Před rokem +2

    The thud of the pickaxe is satisfying, i wish that was the actual sound of the pickaxe in game

  • @Captain_Aham
    @Captain_Aham Před 3 lety +699

    10:50
    Just adding a timestamp to one of the most intimidating quotes i've ever heard

  • @critter3312
    @critter3312 Před 3 lety +426

    Robber: Put all the money in the bag
    Banker: Okay sir I'll get on it *looks down*
    Banker: Sir why are you robbing us with such fresh ass timberlands on

  • @ECHO-87
    @ECHO-87 Před rokem +5

    Cloaker:"you call this resisting arrest we call this a diffic-" jacket:"oh I dont think so"

  • @BlizzBobm
    @BlizzBobm Před rokem +2

    The T-posing sheild is actually common in game designing, it's used to load in the models for a split second to then animate whatever (game example, Dauntless [if you count it ig])

  • @Broccoli134
    @Broccoli134 Před 3 lety +1535

    13:14
    “How is 9mm hard to find?”
    2020 comin in like

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 Před 3 lety +34

      Aged like fuckin' milk, and the video itself is from this year too lmao

    • @micahmorrison1131
      @micahmorrison1131 Před 3 lety +7

      Stonks

    • @braindeadgaming808
      @braindeadgaming808 Před 3 lety +9

      I had to resort to 50 bmg because that wasnt sold out

    • @bishoppope2921
      @bishoppope2921 Před 3 lety +9

      @Owen Watts dude stfu no one, and I mean no one calls it 9x19mm luger. Yes I understand technically other 9mm rounds exist like. 380 and 9x39 but literally everyone understood.

    • @airraid1266
      @airraid1266 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bishoppope2921 everyone calls it 9mm Luger or 9x19, you also forgot to mention 9x18mm Makarov and during time of upload 9x19 was extremely rare. Still is.
      *Happy shitpost noises*

  • @Anjanathan0
    @Anjanathan0 Před 3 lety +576

    "You look so innocent."
    Cultist in the Enter the Gungeon:
    Kills bullet god and his teammate.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 Před 3 lety +7

      Hah! Betrayal at it's finest!

    • @Anjanathan0
      @Anjanathan0 Před 3 lety +6

      @Alejandro GAMEZ SIERRA it is a easter egg you can find Bullet's head and Marine's helmet too

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 Před 3 lety +2

      Where do you get the Gungeon gear

    • @Anjanathan0
      @Anjanathan0 Před 3 lety +3

      @@garrettbates9124 I don't remember the map but they are scattered around inside of it

    • @thatonecat8881
      @thatonecat8881 Před 3 lety +2

      You can find smol figurines around bank heist (dont know which bank heist), jewelry store and one more that I forgot you and when you find 5 or 10 you will get the mask

  • @LittleGrayRam
    @LittleGrayRam Před rokem

    ill be honest 0:52 is perhaps my favoite transition even from a badge video, its just so clean bro

  • @pizza_.
    @pizza_. Před rokem +1

    Reasons why I main jacket: I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO THERE
    17:54 ZA HANDO sound effect

  • @thatguy10001
    @thatguy10001 Před 3 lety +1401

    "Yo Jacket and the Sociopath Perk Deck are so cool"
    *Cries in Australian*

    • @dres4r977
      @dres4r977 Před 3 lety +26

      Don’t you guys get it for free?

    • @normaefird9579
      @normaefird9579 Před 3 lety +126

      No, Hotline Miami is banned in Australia and they have to wait till they send you something

    • @dres4r977
      @dres4r977 Před 3 lety +19

      @@normaefird9579 thats what i was talking about, they send you a code so you can get it

    • @huntereyeofdarkwood5417
      @huntereyeofdarkwood5417 Před 3 lety +86

      @@normaefird9579 If you send a email to overkill with proof of austrailan citinsenship you Get it for free (there is a a long wait, but still)

    • @shagaru1234
      @shagaru1234 Před 3 lety +93

      @@dres4r977 the devs outright tell you to pirate it or show citizenship to the devs and you'll get a code

  • @Ketamiinikaapo
    @Ketamiinikaapo Před 3 lety +654

    We Actually have to cyberbully Almir to give us a "Comically large spoon" As a melee weapon. Like Actually

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon Před 8 měsíci +1

    7:15 I love the inclusion of the default TF2 hit sound right there. Almost makes me want Badger to do a video in Team Fortress 2... and possibly get either curbstomped by bots or join the players in curbstomping them back. Seriously, the game's bot problem became so bad that the players are figuring out strategies to counter said bots. XD

  • @CoopaiNuse
    @CoopaiNuse Před rokem +3

    "Look at this long as boi" "Is it an alien?"
    As it turned out, yes. It was an alien nephilim god from the ancient times.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Před 2 lety +1071

    Cloaker: I fear no man, but that t h i n g…..
    *counter strike perk*
    It scares me…….

    • @MykeGG
      @MykeGG Před 2 lety +20

      Get..that.. fucking..shit...
      *AWAY FROM ME*

    • @elmendelasarten8365
      @elmendelasarten8365 Před 2 lety +9

      @@MykeGG *proceeds to wululu the wululu boi*

    • @MykeGG
      @MykeGG Před 2 lety +2

      @@elmendelasarten8365 *AUGH*

    • @davidwilliams1949
      @davidwilliams1949 Před 2 lety +3

      @@MykeGG imma drop kick you now

    • @MykeGG
      @MykeGG Před 2 lety +2

      @@davidwilliams1949 no No NOOOO

  • @thefrostyslinger9041
    @thefrostyslinger9041 Před 2 lety +914

    13:37 I love that as soon as Badger asks the question, all of his friends start yelling "schewpid"

    • @A3therk1n
      @A3therk1n Před rokem +35

      12:33, you got the time wrong.

    • @TheBlindingWhelk
      @TheBlindingWhelk Před rokem +9

      He also uses Hoxton on his SFM animations too xD (since Hoxton is British)

    • @TalkedSniper322
      @TalkedSniper322 Před rokem +11

      @@A3therk1n Only different because Badger deleted the sponsorship segment at the beginning. :P

    • @A3therk1n
      @A3therk1n Před rokem +2

      @@TalkedSniper322 eh. still got it wrong- :/

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy Před 5 měsíci +2

      Want a surefire way to devolve you and your friends into a group of cavemen?
      Try to make a conversation about mooses and how weird they sound and then try to shout "EEEEUGH!".
      Then watch chaos unfold.

  • @bluedreemurr9515
    @bluedreemurr9515 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I tried sociopath and it’s amazing.
    I’m running the Greatsword with the javelins and the plainsrider bow and the China puff. And of course the crusader helmet.

  • @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc
    @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc Před 9 měsíci

    The "Random chimp encounter" bit will *NEVER* get old in my books

  • @nathanmiller6274
    @nathanmiller6274 Před 3 lety +527

    “Like how is 9mm hard to find?”
    He does not know.

    • @uppo9301
      @uppo9301 Před 3 lety +51

      So. Fucking. Expensive.

    • @MrStephenmor
      @MrStephenmor Před 3 lety +39

      Bruh I run dual-weild p90's
      Aint no ammo

    • @cheesybeans5304
      @cheesybeans5304 Před 3 lety +16

      @@MrStephenmor I have a minigun and a flamethrower with thermite grenades and a fucking kitchen knife, never before has joy been the most terrifying force of nature

    • @Jorts_McJeanShorts
      @Jorts_McJeanShorts Před 3 lety +28

      I haven't found any in 2 months, how's a boog boy gonna boog with no 9?

    • @jonathonhalter9576
      @jonathonhalter9576 Před 3 lety +12

      Too real.... sad boog noises

  • @justananimegirlwithpinkhai8379

    The 4 playstyles of Payday 2
    Armor
    Dodge
    Grinder
    *_M O N K I_*

  • @koraidonfan19
    @koraidonfan19 Před 7 měsíci

    When I got my first drill-smack fix, it was with the baseball bat. I'd love it if RussianBadger fixed a drill with every Payday 2 melee, just as its own video.

  • @drakemorgan6933
    @drakemorgan6933 Před 7 měsíci

    That bullet mask at 10:31 is from the game Enter The Gungeon, a roguelike based around guns

  • @microwavedricecake1554
    @microwavedricecake1554 Před 3 lety +631

    I never knew that those recordings had such *TERRIFYING* dialogue.

    • @venomousviper5117
      @venomousviper5117 Před 3 lety +21

      "There is no need to be alarmed"

    • @venomousviper5117
      @venomousviper5117 Před 3 lety +12

      "I dont think that is supposed to be there."

    • @titan5642
      @titan5642 Před 3 lety +33

      "Excercise caution when AGGRAVATING MY TEMPER"

    • @hematicfox7096
      @hematicfox7096 Před 3 lety +9

      "Do you know what time it is?"

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 3 lety +24

      This was one of God's first prototypes at making a DoomSlayer. ......... *he still doesn't know if this was a success or now*

  • @brucehc4975
    @brucehc4975 Před 3 lety +214

    Sociopath: "call and ambulance".
    Sociopath, pulling out melee weapon: *but not for me*

  • @Ibrimstone
    @Ibrimstone Před rokem +1

    Started to use the Sociopath Perk Deck, was very good. Thanks for the idea of using it.

  • @danny_boi3537
    @danny_boi3537 Před 10 měsíci

    The grilling fork and M1 Garand were amazing on their own, but just imagine using the fork as a bayonet.

  • @fragmentshotz9352
    @fragmentshotz9352 Před 3 lety +431

    “This medic is tanky”
    *Laughs in medic dozer*

    • @lazerwing3022
      @lazerwing3022 Před 3 lety +7

      Laughs in medic dozer healing minigun dozer

    • @robbiethecontroller9642
      @robbiethecontroller9642 Před 3 lety +2

      Off topic but 2:49 I see a boomer from left 4 dead and I think they stall the model.

    • @lalasagneexecrable752
      @lalasagneexecrable752 Před 3 lety

      Nah not minigun dozer, it’s not the worst, but skulldozers !

    • @Furi_S_Poi
      @Furi_S_Poi Před 3 lety

      @@robbiethecontroller9642 yea, maybe. Cause I see it too.

    • @shokanshok3198
      @shokanshok3198 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lalasagneexecrable752 Minigun dozers are way worse

  • @cringenamehere3920
    @cringenamehere3920 Před 2 lety +562

    "heads or tails? a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course, the wise player always cheats"
    found my yearbook quote

    • @MixG98
      @MixG98 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I've always wondered... what does it mean the last phrase? "The wise player always cheats"
      Does anyone knows about it?

    • @starlord7774
      @starlord7774 Před 11 měsíci +35

      ​@@MixG98 basically it just means that a smart person never leaves anything to actual chance and rigs the odds so that they always win. A lot of stuff that people "leave to chance" realistically can be taken advantage of it you know what you are doing.

    • @P4R53C5
      @P4R53C5 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@starlord7774true but how do you cheat at coin tossing?

    • @starlord7774
      @starlord7774 Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@P4R53C5 weighted coin/tampering with the coin itself. Tossing it a certain way to manipulate it to face a certain way. The quote is more so a metaphor than an actual situation.

    • @mysis64
      @mysis64 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@P4R53C5 a 2 headed coin

  • @deskslam4232
    @deskslam4232 Před rokem

    My favorite guns for sociopath is the M1 Garand for the long range killing potential, and the lever action shotty secondary for melting medium range pigs.

  • @eyesofdeath01
    @eyesofdeath01 Před 3 měsíci +1

    8:46 I’m assuming the long ass boi right before this bit is the pharaoh they found in ancient egypt that was drawn so differently in hieroglyphs that people are theorizing he had Marfin Syndrome like abe lincoln

  • @Apple-ix9nj
    @Apple-ix9nj Před 3 lety +809

    “All these officers”
    *equips diamond pickaxe*
    “So little time...”

    • @fm.f1
      @fm.f1 Před 3 lety +13

      "And all I did was play Minecraft."

    • @LoneHerald
      @LoneHerald Před 3 lety +2

      "So little mine..."

  • @xshotfd9361
    @xshotfd9361 Před 3 lety +264

    Badger got that "Avatar : Legend Of Baldjur" haircut going on

  • @EEMMOsGaming
    @EEMMOsGaming Před 8 měsíci +1

    this is it, this is the video that got the comically large spoon into payday, both the silver and the gold variants

  • @bluedreemurr9515
    @bluedreemurr9515 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I have had fun on Mayhem difficulty exactly one time, and it was on the deposit mission.

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 Před 3 lety +283

    Me: there is no way to make "Jacket" cooler than he is.
    This Video: **press play** hold my bat...

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Před 3 lety +5

      Jacket is fucking sick tho. Best heister.

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 Před 3 lety +4

      leaving this world isn’t as scary as it seems

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven Před 3 lety +3

      "The following presentation is not suited for minors."

    • @actuallyarclight
      @actuallyarclight Před 3 lety +1

      ‘We hope you will have a pleasant flight!’

  • @Jonaegh
    @Jonaegh Před 2 lety +1046

    Imagine donkey punching a fully armored federal officer in the face, and he just crumples like a broken deck chair

    • @Emperor_Of_Mankind
      @Emperor_Of_Mankind Před 2 lety +17

      I've seen clips of that kind of thing man ... not funny, but I still laughed like an idiot because ... well I've been around ... seen a lotta shit in my day.
      No I'm not a boomer, just well traveled.

    • @johnny6883
      @johnny6883 Před 2 lety +7

      Same as you Theo C

    • @johnny6883
      @johnny6883 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Emperor_Of_Mankind you

    • @Bmuenks31
      @Bmuenks31 Před 9 měsíci

      I read donkey punching, and thought this comment was gonna be wild 😂

  • @King80.
    @King80. Před rokem +2

    Payday 2 can be described by : “breaking the Geneva convention with a large spoon and a goat on your back while making meth and learning to make meth during a police assault”

  • @TypezStrike
    @TypezStrike Před 10 měsíci

    Martial arts aced, bloodthirst basic, berserker basic, counterstrike aced, frenzy aced, underdog aced, high value target basic, low blow (i think it's called) aced, nine lives aced. u can add more stuff in the skills. Infiltrator perk deck (use sociopath if you want) any weapons, any grenades. Idk I'm commenting this but this is just a melee build i use that's a non-infamy & console build. Pretty much works on PC as well.

  • @snekdad7100
    @snekdad7100 Před 3 lety +356

    “Mmm that voice sound familiar...”
    “Marioinatophat”
    “YO ITS MY MANS”

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 Před 3 lety +1674

    "Wait, thats an achievement?!?"
    Payday 2 achievements in a nutshell

  • @tiers9385
    @tiers9385 Před 9 měsíci

    I love the third time you showed encounter attack you who hit the cloaker in the groin with a hammer. Now that's going to hurt.

  • @shittetharse
    @shittetharse Před rokem +16

    Sadly, within this short documentary it appears they did what they feared the worst.
    They became cloakers.

  • @EyelessMasks
    @EyelessMasks Před 3 lety +772

    "wait, theres an achievement?"
    Half of pd2 achievements get unlocked that way

    • @Somerandomedude-go8el
      @Somerandomedude-go8el Před 3 lety +36

      yea.
      literally playing a public game "Adcheivment get Virus"

    • @overshotbloox7944
      @overshotbloox7944 Před 3 lety +6

      1000+ achievments

    • @pututunik8748
      @pututunik8748 Před 3 lety +23

      Not half of them, 90 percent of them, the other 10 you need to check the achievement tab

    • @markulyssestabasan3064
      @markulyssestabasan3064 Před 3 lety +19

      "Wait, there's a car?"
      I got that achievement first time playing Meltdown. Almost quit halfway because forklift.

    • @FIrstLast-ti3hu
      @FIrstLast-ti3hu Před 3 lety +3

      @@markulyssestabasan3064 that car was so much worse. Breaks every 3 minutes, way too easy to flip over. Forklifts can skip most of the drive

  • @quackback4901
    @quackback4901 Před 3 lety +445

    “BETTER LATE THEN NEVER.”
    -some police officer that can drop kick a clown over a Toyota car

  • @taczki2
    @taczki2 Před 9 měsíci

    The headger Floop is using is from Enter the Gungeon

  • @mageflame7477
    @mageflame7477 Před rokem

    16:46 I can relate to realising I have throwables and using them as my primary weapon for the next few seconds.

  • @processedgrain8685
    @processedgrain8685 Před 3 lety +330

    50% of the time it fixes the drill, The other 50% of the time, IT FIXES THE DRILL

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 Před 3 lety +8

      It's actually 50%, doesn't work 100% with me

    • @AlleeCatBlues
      @AlleeCatBlues Před 3 lety +14

      So the way it works is that when you set up a drill, it flips a coin to decide whether it'll be a melee fixable drill. If you hit it once and fix it, it will be fixed every time you hit it. If you hit it once and it doesn't get fixed, you will never be able to fix it with melee.

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 Před 3 lety +3

      @@AlleeCatBlues no, it's a tossed coin at every first melee after breaking

    • @aci6737
      @aci6737 Před 3 lety +2

      @@alexandrefillot9600 yeah badger is just really lucky

    • @kindnesstemmie6625
      @kindnesstemmie6625 Před 3 lety

      @@AlleeCatBlues I believe that's the auto start feature, not the melee fix attack

  • @everfire6002
    @everfire6002 Před 3 lety +566

    Let's be honest, if we ever managed to get a GIANT SPOON melee weapon, the game would suddenly become absolute perfection.

  • @khaoshunter
    @khaoshunter Před rokem +1

    A year ago so that means this was during the brovid stuff, like to say 9mm was actually pretty hard to find if you weren't ordering online