r/Askreddit What Weird Thing Did You Do As A Kid? "I Ate Pencils"

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  • r/Askreddit Did you ever do anything weird as a kid? Sure you did... I did too! But the people in today's story have some of the absolutely weirdest stories imaginable, including a kid who eats pencils and another one who would stand motionless for hours trying to be a human statue. What's your weird story? I want to hear your weird childhood habit down in the comments! Also, be sure to subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +662

    What weird thing did you do as a kid?
    I shared my weird thing in the video!

    • @vladstanciu334
      @vladstanciu334 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Nothing

    • @emeraldsky2823
      @emeraldsky2823 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Manipulation

    • @illiana1st
      @illiana1st Pƙed 4 lety +38

      I ate erasers secretly in class qwq;

    • @emeraldsky2823
      @emeraldsky2823 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      yee7 Yeun cronchy

    • @anonymousx1805
      @anonymousx1805 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      I would eat mini sandwiches comprised of a ritz cracker on top and bottom, a layer of penut butter, peperoni, pickle relish, and cheddar cheese.

  • @CaylenHeeler
    @CaylenHeeler Pƙed 4 lety +1859

    Rslash: *fails to read 'One time, it was the guy cleaning our carpet' without laughing over three times*

    • @ZandarTDK
      @ZandarTDK Pƙed 4 lety +16

      Ur wrong it was like 7357335 times

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 Pƙed 4 lety +48

      I started laughing as well, not cause of the story, but because his laughter was contagious 😂

    • @kofimoon-vv-8279
      @kofimoon-vv-8279 Pƙed 4 lety +15

      me:"it's okay take your time, I'm gonna wait here laughing cuz I laugh when someone else laughs"

    • @alienlapras8323
      @alienlapras8323 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I was about to say

    • @zankoz5248
      @zankoz5248 Pƙed 4 lety +18

      I think he broke at the time there. Error 101 Failed to read without laughing

  • @naimayoung1239
    @naimayoung1239 Pƙed 4 lety +1261

    This should be titled "r/slash giggles for 20 minutes straight"

  • @shrimptoast1391
    @shrimptoast1391 Pƙed 4 lety +271

    "A child not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth."
    ...
    I like that.

    • @SkyWingFeather
      @SkyWingFeather Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Vincent Van Gogh had a ton of cool quotes like that. That quote’s one of his; you should check out the rest! 😊

  • @skullcandy3935
    @skullcandy3935 Pƙed 4 lety +896

    We have puppy bloopers. But perhaps we need rslash bloopers, for when he can’t get out the story cause he’s laughing so hard

    • @drakemagnus9846
      @drakemagnus9846 Pƙed 4 lety +49

      I agree.
      PETITION FOR RSLASH BLOOPER VIDEOS/OUTROS

    • @elbichomio66
      @elbichomio66 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Please don't

    • @thatotherandrew_
      @thatotherandrew_ Pƙed 4 lety +2

      These are all included anyway.

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 Pƙed 4 lety

      Lol

    • @dannikelton1481
      @dannikelton1481 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      I would like that too. While it is funny to hear someone laugh a couple times, when it hinders the story for so long it gets a little annoying, and you can’t skip cuz it’d skip too far. I like when there are bloopers with their laughter all complied.

  • @roll-up512gv5
    @roll-up512gv5 Pƙed 4 lety +410

    Imagine the teacher could understand his eyeball movements - "what did you just not actually just say to me?"

    • @artlis2135
      @artlis2135 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      i am having a stroke reading this

    • @wolfskinchanger
      @wolfskinchanger Pƙed 4 lety +16

      "I'm going to pretend I didn't pretend to hear that."

    • @roll-up512gv5
      @roll-up512gv5 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@artlis2135 It does actually make sense though.

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      “I Can See What You’re Spelling And You Better Stop!” :)

  • @lightlati7496
    @lightlati7496 Pƙed 4 lety +635

    Poor R/Slash caught a bad case of the giggles. Pray for his health, folks, as this may be fatal.

  • @tonedeaftalent
    @tonedeaftalent Pƙed 4 lety +69

    I have ADHD. My entire childhood was me doing weird and strange things.

    • @wolfirus
      @wolfirus Pƙed 4 lety

      tonedeaftalent same xD

    • @tonedeaftalent
      @tonedeaftalent Pƙed 4 lety +2

      BadKitty or that there’s no impulse control. You do whatever your brain says to do and you do it now. Then the brakes catch up after you already did it, and now it’s too late.

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +189

    Abusive parents: THOSE SPAWN HAVE STRENGTH AND POTENTIAL OUT THERE AND IF THEY EVER FIGURE THAT OUT, THERE GOES OUR WAY OF LIFE!

    • @spindless
      @spindless Pƙed 4 lety +2

      bruh that hurts, its not cool to say extremely true things like that

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@spindless i only brought it up becoming it made me think of a certain movie quote

    • @kadlinsnowwolf1806
      @kadlinsnowwolf1806 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@mostar1219 (Bugs Life!) IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PARENTING, IT'S ABOUT KEEPING THOSE SPAWN IN LINE, THAT'S WHY WE MAKE THEM FEAR US!

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@kadlinsnowwolf1806 "After the kids turn 18, we're going to guilt trip their freedom away to remind them who's boss"

    • @nzuria8135
      @nzuria8135 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      As someone who's leaving my abusive mother and doormat father Friday, ouch. That's too true.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Pƙed 4 lety +414

    There was this kid my in elementary school that would straight up eat paper.
    Napkins during lunch? He ate them.
    Straw paper? He ate them.
    Homework? He ate them.

    • @MsCartier08
      @MsCartier08 Pƙed 4 lety +36

      So now does he have a excuse for not doing homework?

    • @MattTheCommenter
      @MattTheCommenter Pƙed 4 lety +10

      yum paper

    • @bloodyrextm1910
      @bloodyrextm1910 Pƙed 4 lety +31

      “Sorry miss, my classmate ate my homework” 😳😂

    • @andreainiguez2195
      @andreainiguez2195 Pƙed 4 lety +15

      well... I am in year 10 of school and a very close friend of mine still eats paper :/

    • @MattTheCommenter
      @MattTheCommenter Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@andreainiguez2195 I think thats a very smart man.

  • @jahnaanhaj8098
    @jahnaanhaj8098 Pƙed 4 lety +336

    I don’t know what was better, the stories or you laughing while trying to read them

  • @TheHarrisontube
    @TheHarrisontube Pƙed 4 lety +36

    Alternative title: Rslash slowly falls into a laughing fit

  • @sinny5404
    @sinny5404 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    When I was little I realized telling my mom "There's a snake in my room" worked way better then telling her my closet door moved on its own and I thought my room was haunted. She definitely took it a *lot* more seriously when she looked around and under my bed.

  • @SamSparks95
    @SamSparks95 Pƙed 4 lety +276

    Aka Rslash giggling for 20 minutes straight.

    • @theanarchist4312
      @theanarchist4312 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      r/slash laughing at the thought of a woman being bludgeoned and tortured and then being stuffed

    • @theanarchist4312
      @theanarchist4312 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @llEz0rexll we all do

  • @audrey9561
    @audrey9561 Pƙed 4 lety +64

    I used to do the “science experiment” thing too. I would pour perfume, shampoo, makeup ect into a little jar and leave it under the sink to “ferment”. Nothing ever happened except my mom being weirded out lol

    • @justsomerandombananawithin3705
      @justsomerandombananawithin3705 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      I put it in the freezer yeaaa my mom trashed it the next day

    • @fgwrts
      @fgwrts Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure everyone did that lol

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@justsomerandombananawithin3705 I did too, step mom was not amused to say the least 😬

    • @starlooks123
      @starlooks123 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      same with me, but i put ants in it expecting to kill them...i know realize ants can drown..

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@starlooks123 So your experiment was a success. 😋

  • @streemotion8336
    @streemotion8336 Pƙed 4 lety +144

    rSlash: *Catches the case of the giggles*
    People not looking and just listening: Can you just say it?!

    • @TheFruitiestCake
      @TheFruitiestCake Pƙed 4 lety +16

      as someone who listens i greatly appreciate every giggle. this is slander

    • @shahadjano2602
      @shahadjano2602 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I don't know with who to go your both right đŸ˜¶

    • @streemotion8336
      @streemotion8336 Pƙed 4 lety

      Btw I watch while listen, Im just imagining what people say lol

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      I love the giggles lol

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@olyystaydoley Stop that.

  • @ultramagnus4105
    @ultramagnus4105 Pƙed 4 lety +33

    The husband who burns the happiness of his ex-wife and her family for his own selfishness is worth any pain he'll get in the future.

  • @jet_the_airplane
    @jet_the_airplane Pƙed 4 lety +623

    This is the only video that made me laugh only because he was laughing a lot

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 Pƙed 4 lety +59

    As a kid I would hide on top of the sofa every time a character would get in trouble on TV.. like every time a character was about to get in trouble I'd lie on top of the sofa in a panic

    • @ambergrace4159
      @ambergrace4159 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      Same, except it was when there was an embarrassing moment

    • @bloodyrextm1910
      @bloodyrextm1910 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Wired_Lain you- that’s just hilarious 😂

    • @SoloTheFirstHero
      @SoloTheFirstHero Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I did the same thing exempt i ran into the bathroom

    • @MadameChouette800
      @MadameChouette800 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@ambergrace4159 Same, I still feel bad with second-hand embarrassment.

    • @MzClementine
      @MzClementine Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Hahaha đŸ„° awww... if I were to pick the weirdest thing I did as a child it would be gluing scabs on my 2 1/2 foot Raggedy Ann doll. And then playing surgeon. That’s around for convince my mom I could use an X-Acto knife to easily and slowly cut into her repair her boo-boos and sew her back up. She’s in my attic, I often think wow when I pass if someone finds that doll with her imagination will think? She has stitches everywhere... đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜† like .. I bet they’ll think it’s some type of voodoo doll. No I was justjust a surgeon she’s my patient. Frankenstein perhaps? Loved Frankenstein!!! Rise Rise... đŸ’†đŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸ’†đŸ»â€â™€ïž Hahahaha
      I told my husband if I die he has to leave it for someone to find. Yeah I’m morbid like that! I love sparking imagination... and I am my own comedian. Oh what fun it would be too, scare them. I hope I can come back in the spirit realm... đŸ‘»boooooOooooo Hahahahahahaha

  • @matankesselman456
    @matankesselman456 Pƙed 4 lety +99

    Drinking game:
    Take a shot every time Rslash stops reading just to laugh.

    • @KrazyKat
      @KrazyKat Pƙed 4 lety +8

      That's how you get alcohol poisoning

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      This is like Russian Roulette without the Roulette but only Russians

    • @paden1865able
      @paden1865able Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I'd be wasted in less than twenty minutes.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      You’re going to get us both killed.

    • @knightwing5169
      @knightwing5169 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Don't use hard liquor for this one. You'll die.

  • @SaikiKFann
    @SaikiKFann Pƙed 4 lety +66

    I convinced this girl that different color paper had flavors and she started eating my math book

  • @MrArk1265
    @MrArk1265 Pƙed 4 lety +63

    As a kid, I hated a sign in my yard. I knew I hated it, but not why. Looking back on it, it was a moving sign, but anyway... I got so upset with it that I figured that hitting it would get to of it. So, I hit it.
    With my head.
    Still 10 years later, my family always makes a joke about it, saying "Don't use your head as a hammer."

    • @moonfire41
      @moonfire41 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Thats what I want to do every time I see a sign shaker. I used to hate this scowling funnel cartoon guy in the Readers Digest as a kid. It pissed me off, , so Id scratch it out with a pen.

    • @olyystaydoley
      @olyystaydoley Pƙed 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/aJthKN2fwGA/video.html

  • @eiradraws
    @eiradraws Pƙed 4 lety +54

    I made "magic potions" and mixed soap and cleaner and chemicals and put them in a spray bottle. You can guess what happened next.

  • @BeeWhistler
    @BeeWhistler Pƙed 4 lety +18

    This could be called "rSlash rSlash bloopers."
    I'm not even sure what I'd add to this Reddit. I was the youngest of 9, got very little parental input but had all these older siblings (mostly boys) to mimic, spent way too much time inside my own head, am Autistic, and lived in the country. I've done so many straight up weird things that made sense to me at the time that the neighbors were scared of me... fortunately, there weren't many neighbors.
    Examples:
    - I once thought the kid up the street would think we were cool if I said we made totem poles in the basement. We didn't even have a basement. I was busted after he asked my sister.
    - When I was 13 I stayed up all night and in the morning I decided to walk up the road to watch the sunrise, bringing my bamboo staff and wearing the bedsheet to keep off the cold. I stood and watched with my arms raised in the air like Moses parting the Red Sea. The neighbor called the cops. I was let off with a warning.
    - I laid on a homemade slip-and-slide for hours muttering about wanting to be a mermaid, hoping it would come true.
    - I'd spend hours on my tire swing whirling around the trunk over and over. I'd swing around so far I could stand on the back of it, tip sideways and twirl around to the same spot from the other side. Never got queasy. Can't do things like that anymore.
    - I had to sleep on my stomach, but I also was afraid of the dark. So I had to sleep on my stomach with the blanket pulled up to my neck.
    - I also couldn't stand the sound of my heartbeat in my ear when my head rested on it so I had to lay on my stomach with my head on my arm and my ear not against anything because it sounded to me like an army marching, and specifically George Washington's army. I have no idea why.
    - I was convinced for a time that I had been poked in the eye by a portrait on the wall of a man holding a sheaf of papers. I thought he'd poked me in the eye with the papers, which to my childish eyes looked like a paper fan.
    - I thought for years that I hadn't been allowed to wear a Halloween costume when I was 7 years old. My mom dressed me up as Alice in Wonderland but no one bothered to tell me. I even chased a little boy who teased me about it so I guess this one's on the adults. But I didn't ask. I just figured I didn't get one and was sad. I didn't figure it out until I was an adult.
    - I heard someone say there were ants in the raisins. I thought they meant that raisins were filled with ants. It honestly was consistent with the texture and color. I still can't stand raisins.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Pƙed 4 lety

      I don't get that second one. For what offense did you get a warning? Too bad you didn't challenge them, could've been funny

  • @NemesisPrime1989
    @NemesisPrime1989 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    When I was a kid on long car rides, I would imagine a man running along side our car at full speed, jumping and dodging obstacles. I would even make my fingers run by the window

    • @spindless
      @spindless Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I always imagined a big shapeshifting wolf. It was black, red eyes. Super cool.

    • @MesozoicOrca27
      @MesozoicOrca27 Pƙed 4 lety

      @bald nerd comedy same wth

    • @EstelleLuminas
      @EstelleLuminas Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      Same! It was so fun to do that

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Pƙed 4 lety +21

    Biting pencils were kinda normal, _eating pencils on the other hand is just as insane as a Florida man_

  • @giorgiiashvili6338
    @giorgiiashvili6338 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    When I was like 6, I used to strip naked and draw “nails” with markers at the soles of my feet and hands and act as if I was Jesus.

  • @No0neat
    @No0neat Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I love r/slash's laughs while reading these stories. It's so natural and quite wholesome like hanging out with a friend while reading these stories and having a cup of coffee or a glass of bourbon.

  • @dist0rted320
    @dist0rted320 Pƙed 4 lety +77

    *Why I'm not allowed near heaters:*
    -Put pencils in a heater.
    -Put coins in a heater.
    -Melted a plastic chair in front of a heater.
    (Although, my teacher did that when I was in year 2.)
    *Why I'm not allowed near chalk:*
    -Ate chalk a lot when I was 3.
    (It has a very nice crunch, I must say.)
    (My Mum once told me that chalk is poisonous, it definitely stopped me from eating it.)
    *Why I'm not allowed within 10 meters of any road:*
    -Ran onto the road twice when I was little.
    -Over the past 2 years, I have almost been hit by a car 3-4 times.
    (Screw high school commutes.)

    • @KarkatVantasBitches
      @KarkatVantasBitches Pƙed 4 lety +3

      When I was in high school I took college courses too, and since the schools were so close I would walk back and forth. One day I was crossing the road when this guy in a red sports car came out of nowhere and hit me. He must not have been going that fast, because I didn't even fall down. I got yelled at by the car driver, and the car driver got yelled at by my very freaked out friend, lol.

    • @WhoRUTalkingAbout
      @WhoRUTalkingAbout Pƙed 4 lety

      XD

    • @slimypeach
      @slimypeach Pƙed 4 lety +3

      DisT0rted Chalk apparently isn’t actually bad for you. Of course, you shouldn’t just yeet a bunch of it into your mouth every day, but it IS edible. Had a science/biology teach in high school who ate it.

    • @xdoorx
      @xdoorx Pƙed 4 lety +2

      did you also nearly burn down the chemistry lab because you mixed up multiple chemicals within the span of 5 minutes?
      yeah, i-i was a bad student...
      (it's not _weird_ tho, just RLLY dumb)

    • @jacob8377
      @jacob8377 Pƙed 4 lety

      bro that aint high school commutes fault thats yo fault for running into roads

  • @xdoorx
    @xdoorx Pƙed 4 lety +20

    imagine a dog and a goat mixed together in a weird combo.
    that's the vibes this video gives me.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Pƙed 4 lety +1

      That... was a weird analogy? But okay?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety

      What?

  • @Xavenger2410
    @Xavenger2410 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    10 minutes of raw unaltered laughter from Rslash...

  • @biohazard9215
    @biohazard9215 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    Here's my story:
    As a kid, I thought I'd grow up to be happy.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Pƙed 4 lety +2

      That's a mega oof right there.

  • @anaflaviadarocha1150
    @anaflaviadarocha1150 Pƙed 4 lety +18

    I couldn't stop laughing because rslash was also laughing so much omg

  • @julianaelizabeth3588
    @julianaelizabeth3588 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    I once got in trouble, and was in my room. So, I got in my sleeping bag and went around the house pretending to be a worm because I thought my mom would just think I was a worm.

    • @RaccoonBroom
      @RaccoonBroom Pƙed 3 lety

      I did that but I thought my Mom would chalk it up to me being a gnome from little Nightmares, aaaaaand that's how I nearly got a concussion from running straight into a wall.

    • @heatherashby830
      @heatherashby830 Pƙed rokem

      So you basically were being aizawa

  • @beng6368
    @beng6368 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    Rslash: *laughs*
    Me: have I heard god-?
    -
    This video is literally killing me I can’t stop wheezing

  • @kay-sp4gk
    @kay-sp4gk Pƙed 4 lety +8

    When I was 5 me and my brother liked the feeling of rubbing our noses on the carpet, it felt like reaching the best itch on earth. The next day I showed up to school with a massive rub burn on my nose.
    Also when I was 5, I didn’t really understand what the pledge of allegiance meant, I just knew that you put your hand over your heart while saying it. I was TERRIFIED that my heart would stop beating. So naturally at night I would feel my heartbeat. If I couldn’t feel it, I would panicky say the pledge of allegiance as if it was some magic spell. The adrenaline would kick in and I could feel my heartbeat again, because of course I could after breathing so hard.
    There was a bowl in my shower that I would spit into and put soap in to make a “magic potion”. Good thing I never drank it.
    I would create this thing I called a Phone Computer, a piece of paper I colored and decorated to seem like both a phone and computer that could be folded into one. I really wanted to be a spy, so I would keep it in my desk to play with whenever I got bored.
    Whenever the shower was turned off and I was done showering, I would try to catch the remaining droplets into my mouth.
    I did a LOT of weird stuff as a kid.

  • @meowingrn
    @meowingrn Pƙed 4 lety +45

    Hm the weirdest thing I did was run out into the school next to my house butt naked when I was 3. I wanted to see my older brother 😅 luckily when I went to the same school two years later, no one remembered it. Except my family

  • @smallesteme
    @smallesteme Pƙed 4 lety +11

    I love how rSlash is laughing the whole time

  • @xenoviperxx1214
    @xenoviperxx1214 Pƙed 4 lety +15

    The weirdest thing I did was that one day when I saw a lizard in the bathroom. I was fascinated by it and used the water jet thing to spray it down from the wall and managed to catch it. afterwards I filled a pail with water and started dunking the lizard in it. I held it down and somewhat liked it when it was struggling. then I decided to dunk it in for a longer period of time, it eventually drowned but I thought that it was asleep. so I left it at the sink outside the bathroom so that it would wake up and crawl away. Still dont know why I did that. Those whom I told said im a killer =>=

    • @Jacknffc7980
      @Jacknffc7980 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      All the lizards be like: husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, and I shall have my vengeance.

    • @xenoviperxx1214
      @xenoviperxx1214 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@Jacknffc7980 I probs kills him too but nice one-

  • @jaimzag
    @jaimzag Pƙed 4 lety +5

    Most of the weird stuff I did - pulling my eyelashes, eating stuff like paper or basically any writing utensil that was in my hand too long - I still do on some level... Turns out I have a whole bunch of habit disorders, so that's fun :D (I don't tend to eat stuff any more, but I get through a LOT of chewing gum)

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 Pƙed 4 lety

      Oh shit you have picia??? Damn I’m glad it sounds like you’re doing better!

    • @jaimzag
      @jaimzag Pƙed 4 lety

      @@kayhaven4710 yeah, trichotillomania and dermatillomania too - turns out it's a lot easier to manage once you actually know its a thing and you're not just the school weirdo who pulls their eyelashes out 😂

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 Pƙed 4 lety

      Jamie Garside I’m glad that you were properly diagnosed and got help and now living your best life!

  • @sofiacamara5193
    @sofiacamara5193 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Rslash’s laugh of pure joy😁😂😂

  • @leoregulus6432
    @leoregulus6432 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    The amount of laughing in this video

  • @monniebrown8581
    @monniebrown8581 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    Your laughter is just awesome. How you got through these are beyond me.

  • @jamiestech7551
    @jamiestech7551 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    Correct Title: RSlash tries (and fails) to stop laughing

  • @Asifity
    @Asifity Pƙed 4 lety +16

    After 7 years I gained the courage to start my own CZcams channel ( as I hated the sound of my voice) I wanna thank u coz I love ur content and my account is of the same niche as yours

    • @legendarytweets3543
      @legendarytweets3543 Pƙed 4 lety

      Amazing commentary dude. Love your jokes in between

    • @oldgamesrepublic5700
      @oldgamesrepublic5700 Pƙed 4 lety

      Wow I actually liked your commentary and nice jokes haha

    • @FragmentsOfDeath
      @FragmentsOfDeath Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Yea you always here your voice different from others don’t hate your voice it’s that’s not actually what it sounds like

    • @Asifity
      @Asifity Pƙed 4 lety

      @@FragmentsOfDeath thanks man ))

    • @Jacknffc7980
      @Jacknffc7980 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@Asifity wow only 170 subs and your that good 👏👏👏 applause

  • @jokerkxng6305
    @jokerkxng6305 Pƙed 4 lety +65

    Lol that second story was crazy

    • @pillowman2048
      @pillowman2048 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @xexat
      @xexat Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Change your profile picture that meme died long ago

    • @maybe8712
      @maybe8712 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Exeat change your attitude you sound entitled

    • @SnowWhite-tc5vr
      @SnowWhite-tc5vr Pƙed 4 lety

      I died laughing from the second story😂😂😂😂

    • @jordan_cagle
      @jordan_cagle Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @Exeat why, just why? They can have whatever profile picture they want, even if it is something you don’t agree with. They don’t have to change it because of your opinion of what it is.

  • @rykercabler9756
    @rykercabler9756 Pƙed 4 lety +27

    A girl in my torn who’s parents were getting a divorce was feeling ignored I guess, anyway, she burned down the high school. Not exactly the town, but fairly close.

    • @trinalgalaxy5943
      @trinalgalaxy5943 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Considering you live in a torn I'm not surprised building are getting burned down.

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 Pƙed 4 lety

      How old was she?

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Pƙed 4 lety +1

      0 to 100 real quick, holy crap

    • @Jacknffc7980
      @Jacknffc7980 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      How old and was anyone injured?

    • @rykercabler9756
      @rykercabler9756 Pƙed 4 lety

      I’m not exactly sure how old, I only knew her 3 brothers because of scouts and it was after I left my hometown, but she was in the younger grades of high school I think, and thankfully no one was injured, but the town almost went broke rebuilding it and it took like 3-4 years to rebuild.

  • @djtj5778
    @djtj5778 Pƙed 4 lety +21

    rSlash can't stop laughing
    Me: Oh no, we broke him

  • @alitop998
    @alitop998 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    Ahhh the days when “shut up” was a swear word

    • @ayenalem29tesfay
      @ayenalem29tesfay Pƙed 4 lety

      Ali Top the days when “damn” was also a swear.

  • @debbybrigham7095
    @debbybrigham7095 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    When my daughter was little we went camping. We were all broke so we had styrofoam coolers. My daughter would not leave the coolers alone. She kept trying to eat them

  • @LloydTheZephyrian
    @LloydTheZephyrian Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Your laughter sounds a little bit like a car trying to start but failing.
    Not a bad thing. It's contagious, and it's kinda the laugh I have.

  • @zombiepanda5768
    @zombiepanda5768 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    The image of a 4 year old throwing berries and screaming die turtles. Has me in tear with laughter. And hearing I just wanted to swim

  • @noodle6786
    @noodle6786 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    When I was a kid I chewed LEGOs, yes literal LEGOs chewed them flat

  • @Pogiskyeeloy
    @Pogiskyeeloy Pƙed 4 lety +10

    Ahh yes. Daily dose of rslash before bed.

    • @MrArk1265
      @MrArk1265 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Funnily enough, I wake up with Rslash.
      "DaMn bRo WhO aSkEd" I'm calling one of you will say that.

    • @eekoh472
      @eekoh472 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      For me I wake up to it. Best way to start the day.

    • @sekai40
      @sekai40 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      3pm.

    • @Pogiskyeeloy
      @Pogiskyeeloy Pƙed 4 lety

      @@MrArk1265 funny, how time works.
      Clearly, you're on the other side of earth lol

    • @funnyboy2379
      @funnyboy2379 Pƙed 4 lety

      I'm in Australia and its 11pm

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR Pƙed 3 lety

    The past two or three weeks have been really stressful. Thank you for keeping your laughter in the video! I can tell you’re really dang amused, and I needed that reminder of people being happy.

  • @emiboi7382
    @emiboi7382 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    does anyone think he sounds like the "burger king foot lettuce" guy or just me?

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Back talking? You mean defending yourself in an argument?

    • @MadameChouette800
      @MadameChouette800 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      I hate when adults say that to children, most of the time, it's only because they know they're wrong.

  • @nuttymadam3575
    @nuttymadam3575 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Your laughter while reading these makes them way funnier!

  • @Dizzaton
    @Dizzaton Pƙed 4 lety

    Really loved the change of pace looking at some new things! And it's lovely to hear you laugh, it was infectious and I needed a laugh! Thanks for that :)

  • @musicalmaniac2901
    @musicalmaniac2901 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Rslash laughing when saying "one time" just reminds me of puppybloopers whenever yugo barks and interrutps him.

  • @DavidVilheim
    @DavidVilheim Pƙed 4 lety +56

    Hi i want you’re manager or i’m calling the president

  • @Happy-ox7dr
    @Happy-ox7dr Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Hey, Pencil's lives matter too

  • @jillblog8380
    @jillblog8380 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    The weird thing I did when I was a kid was that I used to eat chapsticks.

    • @starlooks123
      @starlooks123 Pƙed 4 lety

      this..is not normal??? dude, if they didnt want us to eat them they shouldnt have made them smell so good!

  • @Isachzu
    @Isachzu Pƙed 2 lety

    we need more of these, also i was listening to your podcast when I came across you laughing so much at the "one time it was the guy cleaning our carpet" bit so I searched it up on youtube and here I am, I'm saving this video btw, in case I'm feeling down I always go back to 6:30 to cheer me up

  • @solidahero6298
    @solidahero6298 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    I love listing to these

  • @diamond9030
    @diamond9030 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    Alternate Title: rSlash at his most giggly

  • @kianmarcial8884
    @kianmarcial8884 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    "I ate a pencil," i ate the handle of my bag/trolly once

  • @meganking3762
    @meganking3762 Pƙed 4 lety

    Thank you for not editing out your giggles! I really enjoyed it. It made me laugh. I needed that! Thank you

  • @uzaiyaro
    @uzaiyaro Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I used to pretend that cars were basically sentient beings, and would play with them and a friend that kinda was along for the ride.
    I still treat mine like a pet, tbh. I'd love to adopt some tiny old car some day and show it some love. If you're at all curious, I'll be getting an Austin A30 some day, and I'll probably be naming it Lucas - a name picked by my partner... I'm a weirdo, I know. But, so is he, and I'm the luckiest guy in the world to have him.
    Edit: I did the pretend to be a train thing too, haha

  • @IrishHeart
    @IrishHeart Pƙed 4 lety +3

    He just couldnt stop laughing could he? lol
    I used to dip my potato chips in milk, then drink the milk. Salty milk apparently appealed to me.

    • @Shadoboy
      @Shadoboy Pƙed 4 lety

      ( ͥ° ͜ʖ ͥ°)

  • @labeano2002
    @labeano2002 Pƙed 3 lety

    Seriously the thing I enjoy most is your genuine laugh reactions to these stories! It’s so happy making!

  • @JC-dg3xd
    @JC-dg3xd Pƙed 4 lety

    I've never heard you laugh so much trying to read stories. This was so wholesome to listen to.

  • @thatonekidfromkindergarten4495

    I used to eat the whole sucker. I’d eat the candy part and the stick part, my neighbor and I would race to eat the stick fastest.

  • @LincolnVincent
    @LincolnVincent Pƙed 4 lety +13

    Oh this are the kids that would end up at TLC if they weren't saved in time.

  • @Handstyles
    @Handstyles Pƙed 4 lety

    I love that you didnt cut the laughs. It makes it much more genuine and enjoyable

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel Pƙed 4 lety

    You laughing nonstop & not being able to get the sentences out made me crack up! đŸ€Ł

  • @gmr7178
    @gmr7178 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    3:10
    Mom: wheres our son
    Dad: oh hes just in the barthroom creating mustard gas

  • @xxdiamond345xx3
    @xxdiamond345xx3 Pƙed 4 lety +68

    Sometimes you gotta like your own comment to get it started.

    • @mrswoper779
      @mrswoper779 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      it worked

    • @emeraldsky2823
      @emeraldsky2823 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Mood

    • @MattTheCommenter
      @MattTheCommenter Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @kakastia3819 why? If anything, it will detect somebody has unliked it and take that into account, and then your comment has a higher chance of getting drowned.

    • @sqitspanders9057
      @sqitspanders9057 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      "that'll get it started"
      - lois

    • @spindless
      @spindless Pƙed 4 lety

      Don't even try. you've self promoted so needlessly in this COMPLETELY unrelated channel, said you wouldn't, and then gone right back to it. Why? This comment is so useless. All your comments here are so useless. Nobody is going to be interested, this channel is nothing like yours.

  • @bclements1914
    @bclements1914 Pƙed 3 lety

    Lmao. I love it whenever you have a laughing fit in a video. It makes me laugh.

  • @nadyulife
    @nadyulife Pƙed 4 lety

    Your giggles are literally making this video 100% better. I can’t stop smiling. Your laughter is super adorable 😍 😂 xx

  • @felciajacintha6613
    @felciajacintha6613 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Nothing wrong with adding a little bit of carbon and graphite in your diet .

  • @TheNightmareRider
    @TheNightmareRider Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Hang on a minute, who *didn't* pretend to be a train as a little kid while using their hands as piston rods? I thought all kids did that at some point.

  • @AnomalousBlake
    @AnomalousBlake Pƙed 4 lety

    I love hearing genuine reactions to stories like this. It makes it so much more enjoyable imo. It feels relatable in a way if that makes sense

  • @chacha6813
    @chacha6813 Pƙed 4 lety

    I love this video, you laugh is adorable and truly brightened my day ! Please do more like this, I love hearing your reaction when you first read the stories !

  • @daemynsaldivar7687
    @daemynsaldivar7687 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    When people. Comment saying wow that video was good but it’s only Been out for 7 minutes smh

    • @mhx5071
      @mhx5071 Pƙed 4 lety

      2x speed

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@mhx5071 I'm sorry but 2x7 = 14, this is what vaccines do to people

    • @mhx5071
      @mhx5071 Pƙed 4 lety

      I posted my comment after 10 minutes went by karen

  • @bluecheese5505
    @bluecheese5505 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Guy in the thumbnail thought his pencil was a pretzel.
    It’s a joke, ok.

  • @GOGOSLIFE
    @GOGOSLIFE Pƙed 4 lety

    This is making me laugh as much as your guy at the fair baseball story. I love it when you laugh through these, it's contagious! Thanks!

  • @revposton
    @revposton Pƙed rokem

    Who needs puppy blue purse when we've got you laughing all the way through. Is so nice to hear you being happy when an entire show

  • @shototodoroki2513
    @shototodoroki2513 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Anyone think that very few people like Rslash actually like hearing their voice in a video or recording

    • @thegreatstoneddragon9432
      @thegreatstoneddragon9432 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I know what you mean. Whenever I hear a recording of my voice, I think, "Ugh! I sound so dull and monotonous.". To this day, I'm still baffled as to why some people think I have an good singing voice.

    • @shototodoroki2513
      @shototodoroki2513 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@thegreatstoneddragon9432 Your name reminds me of the movie mulan

    • @thegreatstoneddragon9432
      @thegreatstoneddragon9432 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@shototodoroki2513 That's where I got the idea! 😄. That and randomly wondering what a dragon would be like while high. 🐉🌿

    • @shototodoroki2513
      @shototodoroki2513 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@thegreatstoneddragon9432 Lmaooooo

  • @odin9054
    @odin9054 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Ok here this out! Next ask reddit you have to choose questions that you can answer and tell it to us

  • @kaygau8817
    @kaygau8817 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Dude.... WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL!!???!
    I listen to your videos every day as a way for me to start my day out right by reducing some stress. (It works for me.) Usually I’ll be listening to you while quietly creeping around the house, making coffee, readying laundry, and stealthily picking up trash and just generally trying to make things neat before my demon spawn wake up and spread their chaos....
    This morning, I was trying REALLY hard to make breakfast so I could eat something first and actually hot for once.
    Do you have ANY IDEA, just how IMPOSSIBLY HARD that was to do while trying to suppress uncontrollable snickering the entire time???? My stomach, sides, and face hurt from trying to keep that to myself without waking anyone. Lol!
    Great video, but definitely not what I was normally prepared for. Breakfast was still a success regardless though. (Fried egg, ham and cheese sandwich.... YUM!)

  • @bodkimalone
    @bodkimalone Pƙed 4 lety +4

    probably how I signalled my dad I wanted him to pick me up....because back then he had such a massive belly,I'd rub his stomach and he instantly knew to pick me up....it was odd but meh.....

  • @Henry205
    @Henry205 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Why do you make fun of me it’s soooo mean I have ground to sue

  • @SirFrankieCrisp94
    @SirFrankieCrisp94 Pƙed 4 lety

    I love how much these cracked you up rSlash 😂😂

  • @onlyalbatross
    @onlyalbatross Pƙed 4 lety

    I'm glad you leave your laughter in. It makes the whole thing a lot more natural and it makes me laugh more, too!

  • @arcaneobject
    @arcaneobject Pƙed 4 lety

    This is my new favourite video.
    rSlash losing it is my favourite thing ever 😂

  • @dakotaaustin5509
    @dakotaaustin5509 Pƙed 3 lety

    Your laugh is so contagious, it makes these posts so much funnier

  • @ElizabethTheJedi
    @ElizabethTheJedi Pƙed 4 lety

    rSlash, your laughter is contagious! I love it!

  • @barklols
    @barklols Pƙed 2 lety

    This mans laugh is so wholesome. I cant get enough of his giggling when he tries to get through a post

  • @merrim3794
    @merrim3794 Pƙed 4 lety

    The "What weird thing did you do as a kid" had me laughing out loud. My housemates must think I'm nuts! Thanks RSLASH, I really needed that!