JOHN MULANEY Talks About His DAD 😂
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- čas přidán 17. 11. 2022
- John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
2018
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I'm going to guess the bench is timeout
That’s sounds about right
nah I think he was just taking a break lol
i think the bench was just too far away for him to be able to do anything in time
When I was in elementary school getting “benched” meant you were on time out and you had to sit down for the rest of recess.
@@GrizzlyTank girl just stand up and walk away from the bench… what kind of punishment…
I love how the convo went from "how was school today?" to "explain to me how are you better than a Nazi"
Cause he’s not one 😭
Lol
@@jin_cotlno shit
I guess either salad or crazins was the secret code between the parents for "honey stfu"
Cause I was over on the bench
Just sitting on the bench in neutral. Call me Switzerland.
Love the fgc term usage "in" neutral. As if a sitting position would ever be neutral and not some whack stance or something. Unless it's a chair based fighter using a wheelchair or something that could be cool as well...
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@@emile_jeanneI read it as meaning he switched his gearshift off park lmao
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@@emile_jeannethat has nothing to do with the joke
Imagine...a lawyer arguing with the person sitting on the bench...
worst lawyer and father ever...
This comment is underrated...
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😅😅😅 I see what you did there
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Him:”I was over on the bench”
Dad:”Save it for the judge”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣im dying
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Save it for Nuremberg
That's actually a better punchline
"I refuse to speak on the grounds that it might incriminate me."
"I invowke the fiwfth" -👶
oh, yeah - that's my line
Dad: "what happened to the school yard today"
Me: **spending 10 minutes doing internal matrix calculation in my brain anticipating all future outcomes** "you are hired to answer that question"
@@at0micr0b0t I’m dead 💀💀💀
This is what Russians are doing while their people are slaughtering Ukrainians. Even worse, they are proud
A good dad.
He was teach you not to stay silent over injustice
Good point. 👍💕
But he was on the BENCH
free palestine
Love his 6 year old voice 😂😊
The sitting on the bench is now my go to excuse for any scenario
"why did you kiIl him?"
"because i was sitting on the bench"
@@the_blue_mark_detective" he eas sitting on my bench"
The guy had to serve no recess lol
-Why are you late for work?!
-I was sitting over on the bench 🤷♂️
@@the_blue_mark_detective DAMyou beat me to it
The mom is a legend for ending that conversation 😂
She covering up the Nazi I tell you
As someone who was in that position, there's an implied joke here about how ending a conversation right after someone says something extreme is still harmful to a soul
“Where were you when Hitler invaded Poland?”
“I was sitting on the bench!”
HELPPPP
The most relatable thing is the weirdly accusatory conversation ending without being resolved or acknowledged again lol
I will now have “I. Was. Over. On. The. Bench.” Stuck in my head for the next 5 weeks. 😢
I'll remind you again in 5 weeks
holy moly 4k people find this relatable
I'll remind you again in 5 weeks
holy moly 4k people find this relatable
Accurate. Mothers always end awkward dad conversations 💀
Always makes me think of
“So what else happened today?”
“Oh, nothing much. Ralphie had a fight…”
“A fight? What kind of a fight?”
“Oh, you know how boys are. I gave him a talking to... Uh I see that the Bears are playing Green Bay on Sunday.”
“What? Oh yeah! Zudock's got tickets I wish I had. Aw well, let him freeze his keister off out there.”
And dads never interfere with awkward mom conversations
@@yorsinclair4010 okay dad
That wasn't a "awkward conversation" a good Dad teaching an important lesson of actions and non action.
My mom is always the crazy one
“CaUsE I wAs OvEr On ThE bEnCh!”
Classic 😂
this is actually very crucial to learn. if you're tolerating crime you are no less of a sinner than a criminal
He said he was on the bench, dude was timeout not chilling on the bench
"Lemme ask you this, IN NAZI GERMANY-"
*-Average twitter user argument*
It is a simple spell, but quite unbreakable 🤑👍🏻
@@mizxam8420ya know, until people get so sick of it, that using it just feels cliché. You don't even need to go back that far, we've got plenty of modern fascist countries to pick from. They just disguise themselves as "democracies" and we pretend to believe them, just as most of Europe did for Germany...
@@jjcoola998lowkey there’s an anthropological/sociological reason for Godwins law, besides the fact that Nazis are seen in the cultural zeitgeist as the classic bad guy.
1920-30’s Germany had a large portion of super socially libcuck Jewish people, they had a school for transgenders, gays were walking around wearing girls clothes…not to mention most Jews were leftist (Communist) just like the radical left is today!
Honestly, after everything with Kanye, and our freedom of speech being taken away on Twitter (I got banned the other day for talking bad about Jews) it’s not surprising that Hitler came to the same conclusions as we are. The leftists have just caught on.
@@breakingboundaries3950 what the FUCK are you talking about?
@@breakingboundaries3950 insane thought process
“I was at the dinner table when I was like 6, because I had to be”
Might be my favorite quote in this video
Why did I read this as soon as he, in the video video said that?
Maybe he did nothing because the bench is on opposite side of the play park and Tyler is more than capable of fighting his own battles.
@@spidaaaaaaaaaa Because you looked in the comments 💀
@@esmeraldahernandez8724 I was reading from the start
@@spidaaaaaaaaaa ??
He never hit us instead he filed law suit against us!!😂
Mom always has their own way 😊
Son : " I was over on the bench"
Dad:" You ruthless mothafuckah!"
Priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ajaye1005naw, his stuff from 5 years ago is way better than just saying "I was on then bench" 5 times in a row
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my uncle would do this.
"how are you better than a nazi?" 💀💀💀
edit: why is there a philosophical and moral debate happening in my replies
Haha saying that to a 6 year old
“I didn’t kill anybody!”
"I was over on the bench"
@Duke 💀💀💀 how terrifying
@Duke the same goes for imperial Japan in WW2, fresh recruits were trained and brainwashed to be ruthless, that’s why their soldiers were so vicious.
Be the mother that brings out the salad 🥗 with the craisins 😂
This was literally my dad back in like 2008 when I wanted my first iPhone I got a hour long lecture about the apples abroad workers and their living conditions
Good for dad, making you socially conscious 👏
Every night after that:
"How was your day son?"
"I plead the fifth."
"so you've finally learned."
what does plead the fifth mean?
@@walkinontherain search up the fifth amendment
@@walkinontherain 1 to 4 were already occupied.
@@walkinontherain It's a USA thing, the right against self incrimination or something along those lines, you may invoke in in order to prevent being obligated to say something that might incriminate. From what I know
@@anubis9151 It is an amendment (a change to the constitution) aka the 5th means the 5th amendment, look up US 5th amendment and it says the meaning basically what you said but more in detail.
“ and what did you do?”
nothin, cause I was sittin on the bench!😂”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same happens today in the world. We are the bad guys watching what's happening in P4L3STlNE and do nothing about it 👁️👄👁️
Same logic applies to Palestine. So you saw it happen and didn't do anything? How are you better than a Nazi?
“I made a salad with crasins!” 💀
What's a crasin and FYI I'm from South Africa so... 🤷♂️
@@banelegumede5684 cranberry raisins. A white person delicacy
@@banelegumede5684 a crasin is like a raisin but instead of drying out grapes, you dry out cranberries. They’re pretty good.
@@trevorkn7239 😀
@@trevorkn7239 I'm not white and I used to reverse deal them at school. I had like upwards to 10 packs in my bag at all times. I was (and maybe still am) hooked on them.
Sweden: "I. WAS. ON. THE. BENCH."
Tecnial not beacuse we sold steel to germany and many knew what was going down but there focus was surviavel
Finland has entered the chat*
… we hate to report that we infact… were not on the bench
*Switzerland
Wait do you mean Switzerland? Or is there something about Sweden that I'm missing?
@@anguskeenan4932 sweden was type neutral but it sold steel and other product to nazi and stay neutral
My dad is a lawyer, and he involuntarily taught me a very valuable lesson. Never express your personal feelings out in the open. The moment you do, you will be in a shit ton of trouble.
I have never forgotten that lesson to this day.
what do you mean by that
@kb-da1 i expressed my personal feelings to a cousin really close to me. Feelings, I've never told anyone. I thought that she didn't tell anyone, but then i found out my dad knew from her. To make matters worse, he insulted me, calling those feelings i expressed a complete joke, compared to what hardships he faced, and i should be ashamed for being a puece if shit and a joke.
@@fullmetal1002 oh i see , it scarred you when he didn’t validate your feelings. The most valuable lesson though is being careful who you express those feelings too. Not everyone will snake you and tell your dad or anyone for that matter. and forget about your dad, just because he doesn’t understand you doesn’t mean what you were going thru wasn’t as bad as his experiences
Still continuing now. You saw what’s happening in Palestine world, and what did ya do? Nothing. 😃👍
I understand my child on a whole new level now 😂
Signed,
A Lawyer Mom
My lawyer dad used to sit me down, and he’d have one of those old school yellow legal pads full of notes. I’d look at the clock after 45 minutes and wish I had a father who could just physically abuse me and get it over with.
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@@masonlerner9342 no, no u dont.
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@@angel-kn7jg it’s almost like I looked at the situation with the naïveté of a child on account of I was a child.
The little voice quiver he naturally has is killing me LMAO I can never not hear Andrew whenever I hear this man
I was badly looking for this comment hahah
Him and Nick kroll 😂
I know right
this is supposed to be funny?
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏 crap
Same argument aplies today to those not stopping Isreals Gemocide against Palastine.
I swear to the good Lord these are some of the best comments I've ever read in any thread 😂😂😂❤
I’m a retired lawyer with two grown sons. I missed so many opportunities to create memories for them
It’s never too late to create memories 😂
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that’s awesome 😂 take it from me, one doesn’t need to be a child to create some new parental traumas 😂
Make up for lost time while you still can🤍
No matter how old children get they never stop yearning for a connection with their parent/s
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“How are you better than a Nazi”
“I was over on the bench”
“I made a salad with craisins”
I never thought I would see a video with three completely unconnected sentences like this 💀💀💀
got damn
Fax 😭😂
Ikr
FR LMFAO💀
Fr tho 😂😅
So in Zionist Israel when people see what they are doing to the Palestinians and are doing nothing, are those good people?
This applies to the Genocide that Israel is doing to Palestinians., Free 🇵🇸❤️💚🖤🤍
"I plead the fifth" at every dinner table.
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This comment deserves a thousand likes😂😂😂😂😂
Oh no no no *i invoke the fifth*
Every snarky rebuttal: "the fifth what? Fifth paragraph? Fifth book? Fifth president? Come on now gotta be specific"
Both of my parents are lawyers, and this is exactly how they talk to you 💀💀💀
That means a lot of money tho
@@MichiruKnoxwell that means you motherless tho
@@childcannibalism5080 Exactly
Damn bro u rich
I wonder how they argue with each other
The world to Israeli war on Gazza:” I was over on the bench”
It happen again in Palestine, and did you do what ?
As a child of a lawyer, I can confirm this being very relatable and accurate.
This is what Russians are doing while their people are slaughtering Ukrainians. Even worse, they are proud
You: dad but i was at the bench what would i do?!
Your dad: YOU FOCKEN NAZI
same here; but now that I'm a national-level debater, I can finally argue back and win
Yes lol
lol i have a strange feeling most of those upvotes were also lawyers' kids
“I was over at the bench” repetitively
Yeah he knows his dad and he’s acting smart.
this aged well free palestine
Free healthcare
Free free Palestine 🇵🇸
Muslims never claimed they were on the bench when Nazis did what they did. But now so many nations are on the bench while Itsnotreal occupy and commit genocide on the whole of Palestine. Have a heart people😔 Stand for humanity ❤️
“So you saw what happened and you did nothing?” “Because I was over on the bench!” 🤣
Sounds like what's going on. In the United States of America.
@@nightbloodrayna what do you mean?
Why qoute it was literally the whole video
@@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim Do you not know what's going on over there?
@@nightbloodrayna there are a billion things going on over here, just like in any country. I’m more concerned about like, real problems- you know, war in Ukraine and famine in Yemen. Why, what about the U.S. has you weeping tears of despair? Daily bombing and tank invasions? Child slavery? Genocide?
Ah, a father's love.
I hear this guy it s like hearing radio from the 50 s very classy guy
Thats a great dad. Hes teaching his cowardly son to stand by his brother if hes attacked
I’m reading into this joke way too much. My first thought was “well when I was in elementary school, the bench was where the kids who got in trouble had to sit. So he was probably thinking why doesn’t my dad understand I literally couldn’t do anything because I was in trouble already”
Lol...and the craisin salad for the crazy people...
Oh. I remember this lol
Good reasoning. 😊😊
Omg I remember this, you only say on the bench if u were in trouble
Yes! Me too! 😂
It works in any scenario
"Why do you have bad grades?"
"Cause I was sitting over on the bench."
So you're Nazi?
"WHY DID YOU KILL THAT MAN?"
"cus i was sitting over on the bench"
This is so much funnier. Hearing Andrew's voice from Big Mouth. I love how diverse this man is. 😂
You got to stop Zionists too
I feel like the “I was 6 because I had to be” is a whole other mood
😆 I think he meant he had to be at the table AND that he was 6. But yeah how he worded it sounds that way.
He was at the dinner table (because he had to be) and he happened to be six at the time.
I think he slipped on his jokes wording because notice he repeats the because he was on the bench bit quite a bit after. And the eye roll is a conscious awareness of messing up his bit
I was at the dinner table - because i was 6, and as such, had to be. He had to be at the dinner table because he was 6.
Not he happened to be 6 and had to be at the dinner table. That sentence makes it seem like those 2 phrases arent related, when they are in the original sentence.
@@marksalza1114 I took it as he hated dinner time because his dad was mentally abusive
Soo THIS is where the audio comes from😂
I just found it too, I love that audio 🤣
what audio
@@shittzill right
@@leeperky5354 what
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing
Stop the IDF.
Exactly! How’s the world any different from the Nazi witnessing what Israel is doing to Palestine
As someone who has also grown up with a father who’s also a lawyer: STOP IM GETTING FLASHBACKS- 😭
Lol
"My dad never hit us (physically)" that laugh track kills me.
🤷♂️700👍🤷♂️🤔👍🤷♂️
@@wombunktules1973 ( he's a nazi)
This is a live show.
What Laugh Track!?!?!?
Your The Nazi Here!!!!!
@@Jamiday13 this is a Wendy's
What about Zionist and the colonisation of Palestine and yhe genocide kn Gaza and appartheid in the rest of Palestine?
Hey, US Gov, how are you better than NAZI? #STOPGENOCIDE #CEASEFIRENOW🇵🇸
I'm just waiting for his dad to yell out "ANDREW! ARE YOU PERFORMING STAND UP IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE?!"
Lol I was thinking that
Dude I thought I was crazy 😂😂 I knew I recognized that voice.
This is what I was looking for
"Yeah, cause I'm standing on this stage."
@@kamikaze4172 "WELL WRAP IT UP! THEY DON'T VALIDATE PARKING IN THIS JOINT!"
my mother is a hairstylist, which for all intents and purposes is exactly like a therapist but with less rules. she would ask how my day went it and a few minutes later it ended with the revelation that I did not, in fact, have just a “fine” day and in reality needed to seek out an actual therapist 😂
Thats so wholesome😂
@@lucyandecember2843 considering she was mostly the reason I needed said licensed therapist, idk 😂
@@way2dead4u less wholesome😔
My mom’s a actual therapist but I don’t feel comfortable telling her about my depression because she is my mom
@@Kageyama538 bruh you literally have a fricking therapist in your house you should take that opportunity
you can see what is happening in Palestine what are you doing about
we all saw what is happening in Gaza palestine we are all guilty
that went from "I was sitting on the bench" to a twitter comment section very quickly
LOL
Well what could he do? Nazis are hard to beat.
“Andrew ya little pervert!!!!” 😂
W
I thought he sounded familiar 🤔
Great job schmendrick! 😂
😂
@@chuckvanderwalt2295 it took me a few minutes.
Moms the mvp.
Idk how many times relatives or someone starts a weird or controversial topic with me or someelse and when it gets heated mom magically appears with something to eat. Sometimes they are just hangry. 😂😂
Omfg lmao
Why is this so accurate 😂😂
My father is also a lawyer and he never hit us never . His debate is enough for us 😂😂😂 . Whenever any topic of debate pops up we try not to make eye contact with him cause that will be double k.o.
“My dad never hit us”
Andrew Glouberman:👀
Bro that’s what I was thinking xD
Same here xD
Exactly 🤣
i was literally looking for someone to say that he sounds like andrew glouberman
@@duffywashere6612 he does the voice for him.
I aim to be this man’s father.
Another day saved by mom 😂
This might be the first time I’ve seen the entire joke on the internet without it being edited at all-
Finally, the original
And they chose this no Talent hack
@@thelastmanonearth2631 John is very talented
@@goldrush18x at giving people secondhand embarrassment? I'll give you that. He's like a less talented Jerry Lewis.
@@thelastmanonearth2631 you have no taste
My dad is a lawyer to and so is my mom so it’s like this 24/7 there’s no crasin salad 💀
Sure there is. Have your own salad prepped to go when needed.
Don’t think your missing anything with that salad js
Lol same about the lawyer parents
😂😂😂
@@ashqar._. finally, my kindred!
Fed up of your victimization.
As a child whose father is a lawyer, i can confirm this is true 💀😭
that pause after “in nazi germany” took me out 😂😂😂
My dad is also a lawyer and a debate team champion. He definitely formed me and molded me to be able to argue like this. This was so relatable that it wasn't even funny but rather traumatic lol
That's a shitty debating style if you keep bringing Nazis into everything.
Your dad called you a nazi too?
Did he mold you to argue by bringing in nazi Germany in every convo lol, kinda curious 😂
Yeah been there
@clashroyalealpha3318 He actually did. He was an ultra liberal so he brought up the Nazis a lot. It's funny you said that because I remember being 8 telling my class about the holocaust. It wasn't something we were learning, but I was just supposed to tell them about who the Nazis were and that they were bad but my dad had me memorize some things an 8 year old shouldn't know about death in WW2 yet. I think I said something. Imagine your grandpa. You love your grandpa, right? Now imagine 27 million of him dying, and that wax just the Russians.They stopped me at some point and asked how I knew so much, but I wanted to sound smart and never rated my dad out. I mean, if I did, I'd have got the Anne Frank talk again, and that would have been my bedtime story from front to back. I didn't get normal bedtime stories. I got horror stories like that or Stephen King.
So you passing racist comments and assuming Germans won't mind it ...
hahahahaha
He's the original owner of the audio.
Finally, I've seen him. He looks like he sounds.
His name is John Mulaney. One of my favorite comedians of all time! I got to see him live earlier this year. I hope someday the footage from that tour is put online somewhere, so everyone can enjoy his new set. It was great!
Referring to John Mulaney as “the original owner of the audio” is hysterical
@@ndreyer5369 how
Nope all I hear is Andrew Glauberman.
TikTok users “discovering” well known celebrities through sounds:
“CUZ I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!”😂
(Edit:Tysm for 1k the most I ever got was 20💀)
Yo 1.9k likes but 0 comments lemme fix that
We all Muslims are on the bench. 😢
Now all the world is sitting on the bench.
#freepalestine 🍉
#stopgenocide
I can’t help but hears andrews voice every time he talks😂
frrrr that's what I was thinking
meeee to!! lol
Lol same 😂😂😂
I was thinking the damn same thing 😂
SAMEE
This was literally my dad, barely ever hit me, but would break us apart over several hours. He was a cop for a few years and would get mad at us whenever our story changed, like we were under a lot of pressure. Unfortunately it’s been rubbing off on me and I hate it.
oh my goodness yes, same here. i think this really is a cop thing. we got hours-long interrogations as well, and he definitely used specific rhetorical and psychogical tactics to break you down. also rarely hit, but threat of violence was scary enough, it was clear what he *could* do.
@@dumatella2801 I think part of it is that cops are taught to do anything to get information out of people because it’s free and easy evidence to help take down someone. Unfortunately this rubs off of them and they begin using it outside of work. Honestly it was awful as he would ask the same question over and over again until we started adding more detail. Me and my siblings all knew to not tell on each other, unless if mom was the only one home, no one wanted to be there or hear his interrogation on us.
I'm just like my dad lol, which is why I'm scared of having kids. I don't want to blow up and yell at them like mine did to me. We are cool now and he's chill being 73 but still very active, but I still have my temporary issues with anger...
sounds like a narcissist
@@dumatella2801sounds absolutely awful
arguing with the pers
I'm with the Dad...
“At least I didn’t gas him, Dad”
😂
Lmao DogeKingChris give me your phone.
Year later shower thoughts be like
@@jamesm.261*SHOWER* thoughts indeed.
@@NubianCoco💀
I was gonna laugh if he responded to where were you with “Oh I was the one who pushed him off the see saw”
That’s what I was expecting 😂😂
but he was on the bench. he couldn’t have done it
Or that he ordered the hit
He couldn't have done it because was over on the bench!
@@user-ge8yn4ql4i now that would be some mafia plot. 😂😂😂
It's like.. It's alright happened so it's a waste of energy and time to move then.. 😂
And now people are sitting and doing nothing.FREE PALESTINE
I just imagine Andrew glouberman re-enacting this entire thing in my head
I’m glad I’m not the only one!!
I KNOW RIGHT I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT
its all I hear lol
I was looking someone to talk about that so he the voice actor
imagine a 40 year old man talking to his 6 year old about him being a nazi 💀💀
If you have children ypu will understand
@@hifuqua ??? Jewish men are men
@@lucidrubix3627 It's not about the sex of the individual, it's about their ideology. A Catholic isn't going to accuse his son of being a nazi because he didn't help someone in need.
@@hifuqua 1. He grew up extremely catholic
2. Tf does religion have to do with anything? His dad was trying to guilt him for not doing anything
@@hifuqua john mulaney isnt jewish his ex wife was wtf are you on about lmfao
Unbearably not funny
My dad's a lawyer, he talks exactly like this lmao. I am actually lowkey unbeatable in a debate because of him sooo