John Mulaney's Funniest Moments

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  • čas přidán 2. 12. 2019
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Komentáře • 244

  • @angecross8139
    @angecross8139 Před 4 lety +2202

    I love when he says "I have this wife"

  • @Argonaut121
    @Argonaut121 Před 4 lety +2675

    "Huh, none of the Beatles had mustaches then one day all of the Beatles had mustaches".

    • @opalpolack5528
      @opalpolack5528 Před 4 lety +96

      Argonaut121 when he said that I stopped to think about it and literally zoned out while he was talking about zoning out

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 Před 3 lety +8

      Opal Polack LMAO

    • @mars8504
      @mars8504 Před 3 lety +3

      He's right tho

    • @qtpysusie54
      @qtpysusie54 Před 2 lety

      Again, how is that funny??

    • @Quandale_Dinglee
      @Quandale_Dinglee Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@qtpysusie54if you dont find that kind of humor funny why are you here?

  • @jeeristueo3539
    @jeeristueo3539 Před 4 lety +2094

    That intro with headphones on disgusted me

    • @NeonyRicey
      @NeonyRicey Před 4 lety +118

      Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @joyformercy9627
      @joyformercy9627 Před 4 lety +73

      Yeah. I flinched

    • @bread7865
      @bread7865 Před 3 lety +90

      "Lets watch some john mulaney"
      Intro: **SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP**

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 Před 3 lety +3

      My friend thought the girl was cute (my friend is also a girl)

    • @stereogrl
      @stereogrl Před 3 lety +3

      Same lmfao

  • @nordicaanimations6145
    @nordicaanimations6145 Před 4 lety +3111

    John Mulaney: **Says anything, even makes the slightest breathing sound, and blinks**
    Audience: **W H E E E Z E**

    • @lazybear3210
      @lazybear3210 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah I dont know why

    • @MayaTuna
      @MayaTuna Před 4 lety +93

      Jonathan Castro uhh because he’s effortlessly funny

    • @lazybear3210
      @lazybear3210 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MayaTuna to be honest I forgot I even made a comment sorry😅

    • @vengetti
      @vengetti Před 4 lety +25

      as they should 😤

    • @Reminji
      @Reminji Před 3 lety +23

      It's me, I'm audience

  • @fayhemacdonald6619
    @fayhemacdonald6619 Před 4 lety +1360

    I was zoning out whilst he was talking about zoning out

    • @Max-zs7di
      @Max-zs7di Před 4 lety +13

      fayhe macdonald BETCHA DIDNT EXPECT A REPLY
      TWELVE
      MINUTES
      AFTER WRITING THAT COMMENT

    • @sarahorford4848
      @sarahorford4848 Před 4 lety +13

      Same, I was too busy scrolling through comments

    • @solkai7575
      @solkai7575 Před 3 lety +1

      mE TOO

    • @BumbleBeeBug
      @BumbleBeeBug Před 3 lety +1

      I zoned out reading your comment

  • @aniqahbe
    @aniqahbe Před 4 lety +3330

    "Sometimes my wife - I have this wife"
    Edit: oooh thanks for 2K
    Edit #2: well yikes... this didn't age well at all...

  • @barbara20214
    @barbara20214 Před 4 lety +1465

    “Cardi G” is SUCH an underrated joke

  • @meglovelyxoxoxo
    @meglovelyxoxoxo Před 4 lety +390

    "So I shuffled away. Feeling different."

  • @darcybhaiwala7057
    @darcybhaiwala7057 Před 4 lety +690

    The Xanax Story is my favourite set of all time

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear Před 4 lety +33

      That one is brilliant but the tom jones what's new pussycat 21 times was my fave 😂

    • @SparkleDeluxe_minecrafter
      @SparkleDeluxe_minecrafter Před 4 lety +9

      The one thing you can't replace is mine

    • @mandybissell4513
      @mandybissell4513 Před 3 lety +4

      I “👍” all of these! They are all my favorite!

    • @zuz8518
      @zuz8518 Před 3 lety

      Yes and also STREET SMARTS

  • @zippie-tea6726
    @zippie-tea6726 Před 4 lety +665

    I love how proud he is of having a wife 😆

  • @GK-ym1nq
    @GK-ym1nq Před 4 lety +340

    I love it when comedians laugh at other comedians

  • @imvibin2931
    @imvibin2931 Před 4 lety +341

    " o h h , sTiCK iT iN! i am an AMerIcan!"

  • @lottiecharlottiexxxx
    @lottiecharlottiexxxx Před 3 lety +115

    The fact he and his wife got cardi b, a complete stranger, a baby present makes my heart melt they’re so cute 💖

  • @Jay-to7yz
    @Jay-to7yz Před 4 lety +245

    i LOST it at the doctor one

    • @rivermcd
      @rivermcd Před 3 lety +6

      if you haven't heard it before, it gets better, because he passed out the Batman took blood and then he ended up not even getting the prescription

  • @yobananaboy7843
    @yobananaboy7843 Před 4 lety +91

    The opening was literally ear torture 😂😂

  • @Fairy_Teeth
    @Fairy_Teeth Před 3 lety +54

    It's not entirely what he's saying, its how he saying it and the energy of it

  • @stoke777
    @stoke777 Před 3 měsíci +3

    You cannot have the best of John without including the horse in the hospital.

  • @waxalmighty6355
    @waxalmighty6355 Před 3 lety +106

    I feel like John and grant gustin could be related

    • @jesi2758
      @jesi2758 Před 3 lety +5

      And the all the property brothers

    • @kianasakr6197
      @kianasakr6197 Před 3 lety

      That was my first thought lmao

  • @kaifisshhh
    @kaifisshhh Před 3 lety +55

    Oh my god, the doctors visit one absolutely ended me i cant breathe

  • @cultbaby1173
    @cultbaby1173 Před 3 lety +35

    "You know, like a crime"

  • @ringodoodles490
    @ringodoodles490 Před 4 lety +74

    *intro plays*
    Me, a headphone user: **convulsing** aaAAAAaAa

  • @noonelikesyoucharlesdugan3581

    What’s with this dudes intro

  • @cooperbennett6399
    @cooperbennett6399 Před 4 lety +138

    He sounds like drew gooden

  • @GracieTheFashionista
    @GracieTheFashionista Před 2 lety +20

    the entire "zoning out" bit is just a description of adhd🤣🤣🤣
    2020: "my doctor said hey do you want to take the test for adhd which you definitely have"

  • @Ledwards007
    @Ledwards007 Před 3 lety +68

    John Mulaney is honestly the funniest person ever

  • @imanalius7691
    @imanalius7691 Před 4 lety +169

    What bizarre editing, chopping up the jokes until they barely make sense.

    • @shehabalsokkary6052
      @shehabalsokkary6052 Před 3 lety +15

      yeap, all i need is the punch line, I don't need to understand the joke at all

  • @kes6628
    @kes6628 Před 3 lety +19

    "I'm gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts"

  • @Z3dr1_
    @Z3dr1_ Před 3 lety +26

    "And after that I felt different " had me dying 😂

  • @soap9427
    @soap9427 Před 4 lety +73

    Drew gooden should should meet this man.

    • @wendymccoy1093
      @wendymccoy1093 Před 3 lety +2

      OMG I never realized how similar they are until now.

    • @swaggyfelix7243
      @swaggyfelix7243 Před 2 lety +2

      @@wendymccoy1093 drew said he looks up to John mulaney

  • @gwen7205
    @gwen7205 Před 4 lety +25

    His Ice T imitation 😂

  • @crickerwilson127
    @crickerwilson127 Před 2 lety +16

    If anyone watches Drew Gooden's CZcams videos, He's expressed multiple times how he looks up to John Mulaney and you can really hear John in his videos

  • @emzurek2257
    @emzurek2257 Před 3 lety +14

    The zoning out while driving but is too relatable

  • @nouraklieb
    @nouraklieb Před 4 lety +54

    I never realised I was John Mulaney

  • @taralgasarah
    @taralgasarah Před 3 lety +7

    ‘Which I hate more than isis’ you don’t understand I cannot fucking breathe that was so funny

  • @rowanmiller8895
    @rowanmiller8895 Před 3 lety +23

    This man LOVES his wife

  • @pasqualilebowitz7866
    @pasqualilebowitz7866 Před 3 lety +16

    I see a lot of comments about the into
    I was zoning out during the intro lmao

  • @maggiez8798
    @maggiez8798 Před 3 lety +27

    I wish I was his friend so I can talk with him over coffee or lunch, like every 2 weeks.

  • @miawilson7045
    @miawilson7045 Před 3 lety +34

    ive been trying to find clips i havent seen before for the past hour im so mulaney deprived

  • @hayleeschlichting665
    @hayleeschlichting665 Před 4 lety +57

    Was writing an essay about Charlie Chaplin when he said Charlie Chaplins name

  • @daniellew3260
    @daniellew3260 Před 3 lety +8

    I am constantly winning arguments in my head that I had previously lost earlier that day

  • @rajaniwolf9466
    @rajaniwolf9466 Před 4 lety +66

    7:48 I find it weird that you put these two clips back to back.

  • @user-un8ps2sm5l
    @user-un8ps2sm5l Před 5 měsíci +3

    I can relate to the zoning out one a little to well

  • @emperored505
    @emperored505 Před 3 lety +10

    " I am looking through the windshield and I am not going to hit anyone but no"
    That is me when my mom asks me if I am putting attention and I say " I am looking at the screen and I won't fail but no" in online class

  • @dontask9000
    @dontask9000 Před rokem +4

    I like to say John Mulaney is a comedic genius. Idk why just the way he speaks and the way he delivers his jokes is just amazing.

  • @eudhdbrhd350
    @eudhdbrhd350 Před 3 lety +6

    This is the best way to wake up and watch with coffee before going to school

  • @tajdahvala5743
    @tajdahvala5743 Před 3 lety +12

    Dude I was literally sitting the same way he said and was just like....

  • @graperatboi1996
    @graperatboi1996 Před 3 lety +2

    John mulaney is fuckin hilarious

  • @emmalauth3843
    @emmalauth3843 Před 3 lety +6

    watching the second clip now breaks my heart :(

  • @copper8954
    @copper8954 Před 3 lety +5

    John Muleany looks like a discount rick astley

  • @SpiralTheFirst
    @SpiralTheFirst Před 3 lety +4

    The zone out thing perfectly describes me...

  • @itai1161
    @itai1161 Před 3 lety +9

    It’s so sad the amount of alcohol/drug jokes he made, knowing he just had a relapse

  • @lovemoth_
    @lovemoth_ Před 4 měsíci +2

    13:13 THE LAUGH MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER HELP😭😭😭😭

  • @drsocgirl
    @drsocgirl Před 3 lety +4

    In this house hold, *we love John and no matter what he says,* WE *RESPECT*

  • @ghostpeyton
    @ghostpeyton Před 3 lety +3

    The editing has given me whiplash

  • @fominaya24
    @fominaya24 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Pete Davidson and John Mulaney's Recap and commentary of "The Mule" will always be on my top 3 list of literally any life event, always and forever.
    Those 2 together may be the most troubled wholesome duo to ever hang with each other. Aside from Pam and Tommy Lee, that is.

  • @ljohnson1908
    @ljohnson1908 Před 4 měsíci

    The “nervous on airplanes” thing absolutely worked for me.

  • @lyndsey8088
    @lyndsey8088 Před 4 lety +5

    The first one was very over the top, even for him 😂

  • @james-sb9zv
    @james-sb9zv Před 3 lety +2

    “OhhHhhhH” i always laugh at that.....

  • @flavanz_
    @flavanz_ Před 6 dny

    Whenever johns on fallon immediately its his show now

  • @kaifisshhh
    @kaifisshhh Před 3 lety +2

    I zoned out during the set about zoning out

  • @drawinglama7632
    @drawinglama7632 Před 3 lety +7

    My uncle just commited suicide and this really really helped me laugh a little bit

  • @skilletgirl99
    @skilletgirl99 Před 3 lety +3

    That intro sound almost made me piss myself.

  • @wendymccoy1093
    @wendymccoy1093 Před 3 lety +4

    These are my children AND THAT'S. MY. WIFE.

  • @madadadaddie
    @madadadaddie Před 3 lety +1

    my favorite thing is listening to that first clip from night of many stars while driving on the interstate

  • @kelleyk28
    @kelleyk28 Před 10 dny

    I love him. He's so funny.

  • @angelocollins8777
    @angelocollins8777 Před 3 lety +1

    god I love this man

  • @yasminbsj9897
    @yasminbsj9897 Před 3 lety +1

    7:23 John: because we don't want
    * starts ad *

  • @PainintheGrayce
    @PainintheGrayce Před 3 lety +1

    "I have this wife" Well, not so much anymore.

  • @pride-4237
    @pride-4237 Před 3 lety +3

    Uptown guy is 100 Crowley

  • @etoyoshimura5834
    @etoyoshimura5834 Před 3 lety +7

    Are you watching the road?
    I am looking through the windshield, and i'm not gonna hit anyone, but no.

  • @anonymouspotato1022
    @anonymouspotato1022 Před 2 lety +1

    The meditation one would have been better if he said meditation is basically where you sit up straight “insert sitting up bit” and you zone out

  • @RomiNa-wo6mu
    @RomiNa-wo6mu Před 3 měsíci

    This is hillarious😂😂😂

  • @livilydiddily
    @livilydiddily Před 3 lety +4

    the first joke was on snl 2 weeks ago

  • @aluminio1207
    @aluminio1207 Před 4 lety +49

    Y e s

  • @Nuffdawg12345
    @Nuffdawg12345 Před 23 hodinami

    “That kid, Jamaica *buzzer”

  • @totallyasher
    @totallyasher Před 3 lety +5

    He sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth 😭

    • @maxr1474
      @maxr1474 Před 3 lety +8

      are you...are you being for real or is this sarcasm

    • @totallyasher
      @totallyasher Před 3 lety +5

      @@maxr1474 sarcasm 😭

    • @maxr1474
      @maxr1474 Před 3 lety +3

      x Bun Bun Melon x shit i'm so sorry i couldn't tell if you were being legit or not 😂😂

    • @oliviabrennann
      @oliviabrennann Před 3 lety

      ummm wait a damn minute
      Edit:WAIT NEVER MIND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED UNTIL I READ THE COMMENTS

  • @juliatheduckqueenignoremei5022

    MONEY, WE WANT MONEY

  • @devinallen827
    @devinallen827 Před 3 lety +2

    2:10 HOW DID HE KNOW

  • @AMONGUS-dd9rw
    @AMONGUS-dd9rw Před 3 lety

    2:08 - everything in that sentence is latterly what I was doing haha

  • @bethcorry9069
    @bethcorry9069 Před 3 lety +2

    Where is the 1st clip from??

  • @reyhan.t817
    @reyhan.t817 Před 3 lety

    the first part was so me it hurt

  • @juliatheduckqueenignoremei5022

    One time I was trying to sleep...
    I to stuck on the subject that... I have a nose.

  • @KarianDespri
    @KarianDespri Před 3 lety +4

    Dude, you seriously need to audio balance your intro card. It is *way* too loud, like disproportionately loud compared to the actual video or any other video on this website. Damn near blew out my ear drums.

  • @felixrogers1295
    @felixrogers1295 Před 3 lety +2

    7:25

  • @ichogiwanttodie9007
    @ichogiwanttodie9007 Před 3 lety +2

    3:45 that didn't age well y i k e s

  • @briandavis3147
    @briandavis3147 Před 4 lety +26

    The way this video is edited to together IS AIDS.

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 Před 3 lety

    Where I live there’s not enough stars

  • @smallkeanu
    @smallkeanu Před 4 lety +19

    I APPRECIATE THE ASMR ON THE INTRO

  • @kaylaamay
    @kaylaamay Před 3 lety

    3:44 “i used to do cocain” him now getting out of rehab for a alcohol and cocain addiction🥲

  • @rb8058
    @rb8058 Před 4 měsíci

    Get some sleep, tall boy!

  • @jihyunkang1747
    @jihyunkang1747 Před 3 lety

    how to train your dragon 3

  • @RobertSnell-nz4oo
    @RobertSnell-nz4oo Před 3 měsíci

    I liked when him and Pete Davidson revued the mule (a superhero movie for old people)

  • @mangoko
    @mangoko Před 2 lety +1

    3:43 where's this one from?

  • @smartman123
    @smartman123 Před 3 lety

    he sound like from the 40 s commercial

  • @chomperboy4566
    @chomperboy4566 Před 2 lety +1

    How does the video say 20 minutes but ends at 15 minutes

  • @MasterFox43
    @MasterFox43 Před 3 lety

    Arby's menu

  • @wingnightbackwards
    @wingnightbackwards Před 21 dnem

    What if batman is Dr. michael

  • @zoemarchello9562
    @zoemarchello9562 Před 3 lety +1

    0:00 15:45

  • @bri_cheese6578
    @bri_cheese6578 Před 3 lety

    nvm these just using this as a bookmark for animation audio
    0:52

  • @joinmeforasmile4464
    @joinmeforasmile4464 Před 4 lety +27

    Am I the only one who liked the intro? lol