John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • John Mulaney talks about New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s coronavirus briefings, the 2020 election and his grandmother.
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  • @michellee806
    @michellee806 Před 3 lety +16183

    It’s not a John Mulaney monologue if I don’t get exact street coordinates

    • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
      @user-qn4tq2qt5m Před 3 lety +82

      Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
      @user-qn4tq2qt5m Před 3 lety +55

      Best comment ever😂😂

    • @clickster1883
      @clickster1883 Před 3 lety +61

      #IfHeWereADefJamComic

    • @johncheshirsky8822
      @johncheshirsky8822 Před 3 lety +246

      Of course we do, because he's a proud newyorker, who knows the streets of New-York. He's a true newyorkian newyorker with newyorkish newyorkity in his newyork. And to such newyorkers newyorkiness is very newyork.

    • @l.c.5285
      @l.c.5285 Před 3 lety +1

      Lololol

  • @audreyvalentine9182
    @audreyvalentine9182 Před 3 lety +5919

    john's like that one teacher we all had in high school that would talk the entire period but you actually enjoy what he says

    • @brianellis8943
      @brianellis8943 Před 3 lety +154

      like you make him talk about his life not to like skip class, but to actually learn about him

    • @tilly2183
      @tilly2183 Před 3 lety +26

      Nah he’s the one teacher I would crush on

    • @ricky-mm7ki
      @ricky-mm7ki Před 3 lety +25

      He looks like if we opened a portal to another dimension and took their rick astley which is a bit different

    • @user-ps1zx5ge8w
      @user-ps1zx5ge8w Před 3 lety +3

      🎯

    • @CharlieSaccodance
      @CharlieSaccodance Před 3 lety +2

      I wish he would’ve came and took the place of my physics teacher my senior year

  • @thegreenmercenary
    @thegreenmercenary Před 3 lety +4777

    I imagine a 94 year old female version of John Mulany when I picture his nana. Good on her keeping her celebrity grandson humble.

    • @gabehockett
      @gabehockett Před 3 lety +58

      I just picture Kate McKinnon when she’s playing an old lady.

    • @vintagegoldenage
      @vintagegoldenage Před 3 lety +11

      I'm sure they look very similar.... :)

    • @isabelhodges2224
      @isabelhodges2224 Před 3 lety +23

      I imagine her as like John’s character in Oh hello but in drag

    • @pangarine9405
      @pangarine9405 Před 3 lety +3

      There is no such thing as old John Mulaney

    • @hannah6yearsago683
      @hannah6yearsago683 Před 3 lety +9

      @@pangarine9405 he'll look 12 forever

  • @eowynsalvador
    @eowynsalvador Před 3 lety +3006

    "It is wrong to say that one age group is better than another. That'd be like calling yourselves the greatest generation!" daaaaaaammmmmm gotem

    • @joethomas9673
      @joethomas9673 Před 3 lety +11

      Really. Been holding that one in the holster till most of that greatest generation is gone. An entire generation of young people sent to war in a real do-or-die scenario involving the entire globe. Tell me, how many years did you spend in uniform? And exactly which "nazis" pose the larger threat to democracy now, antifa? Get out of your way? Why, what are you going to do? Talk them into submission with old hat sarcastic wit? Lightweight!

    • @ahtari
      @ahtari Před 3 lety +144

      @@joethomas9673 yeah how dare he tell jokes! And on a comedy show even! What a snowflake for getting so bent over some comments... oh wait a second...

    • @first-namelast-name5956
      @first-namelast-name5956 Před 3 lety +20

      ahtari I know right, how dare they laugh at such a joke too, everyone is just a sheep following everyone else....oh wait that sounds familiar...

    • @CommandoANG3L0
      @CommandoANG3L0 Před 3 lety +35

      @@joethomas9673 There was a whole generation who fought in WWI and Vietnam who can take a joke better than the so-called greatest generation supporters.

    • @xxo8888
      @xxo8888 Před 3 lety +41

      The older generation always looking down on the one after, but who raised them? Blame yourselves if you hate your kids

  • @erickrosas2702
    @erickrosas2702 Před 3 lety +6542

    John Mulaney hosting. Nature is healing.

    • @natemiller448
      @natemiller448 Před 3 lety +12

      Wait...again?
      Sweet

    • @tammyforbes2101
      @tammyforbes2101 Před 3 lety +24

      Nah it’s just Saturday he own it twice a year now! When they can’t get no one I’m sure their like “call him in” 😂 he wrote for the show for years they know he’s a sure fire hit and always funny and mostly non offensive!

    • @joshjohnson2600
      @joshjohnson2600 Před 3 lety +6

      I was going to ask who he keeps giving direct eye contact bjs to...but yeah, nature stuff too.

    • @royaldeer87
      @royaldeer87 Před 3 lety

      Fax

    • @MMMRATTY
      @MMMRATTY Před 3 lety

      Healing as in demonstrating NBC's force-feeding of liberal bullshit? Eat up.

  • @killapenguinisdead
    @killapenguinisdead Před 3 lety +2022

    Those grandma stories had serious "one black coffee" vibes. There's some cold-ass blood running through John Mulaney's veins.

    • @jasonbetty7095
      @jasonbetty7095 Před 3 lety +60

      That coffee story was like the funniest shit I've ever heard. His dad is a savage for that.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jasonbetty7095 what is this coffee business? Pls do tell. I'm not familiar.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 3 lety +4

      @@SubjectDelta20 oh my gosh lol
      That's cruel. Who's gonna pay for the kids' order?
      Thanks btw for relaying the story 👍🏾 😁

    • @keatherton403
      @keatherton403 Před 3 lety +34

      @@TCt83067695 He didn't order for the kids. If I remember the joke right, the kids begged and pleaded for him to stop at McDonald's. He finally did, getting their hopes up, but ordered 1 black coffee for himself and drove off.

    • @jonirnmomba4130
      @jonirnmomba4130 Před 3 lety +1

      Along with the coke and alcohol. It’s one hell
      Of a cocktail.

  • @lynzistringer
    @lynzistringer Před 3 lety +3206

    So sad to hear he’s relapsed. I hope he’s getting the help he needs and that he’s having a good day today.

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest Před 3 lety +145

      Same here. He’s made me laugh so much over the last few years and I really hope he gets better

    • @taradactyl8789
      @taradactyl8789 Před 3 lety +71

      I am here at this comment to also wish that John Mulaney is having a good day, but for today

    • @Jay-qh6uv
      @Jay-qh6uv Před 3 lety +130

      It happens! Especially during something like the pandemic.
      I hope he realizes that it doesn’t mean he’s failed at sobriety. Relapses should be 100% expected, the only thing that matters is how you deal with it and that you can recover from the relapse.

    • @ef692
      @ef692 Před 3 lety +149

      I'm a former addict from 16 to 27. I've been clean two years now, but it took endless relapses to finally get a long period of sobriety. I have cravings everyday. He lost the battle but he can still win the war. Wish him the best of love and the strength to stay clean

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest Před 3 lety +44

      @@ef692 it’s wonderful to hear that you’re doing better!

  • @Jaydoggy531
    @Jaydoggy531 Před 3 lety +4276

    "We fought the Nazis!"
    "We'll we're trying to fight he NEW Nazis if you'd get out of the way." - seriously. Beautifully put.

    • @xaby996
      @xaby996 Před 3 lety +27

      Except its cringe

    • @TheCrimsonBlade2
      @TheCrimsonBlade2 Před 3 lety +11

      we are the people who fought both the nazis and the commies. We're the freedom-loving democratic republic!

    • @shegoeshometoacactuss3169
      @shegoeshometoacactuss3169 Před 3 lety +187

      this replies section is a mess so i just want to say that i absolutely agree and i hope you have a good day. not you, brainwashed trump supporters. you suck.

    • @wishweknew2800
      @wishweknew2800 Před 3 lety +12

      @@AnaisWolf they drive around in trucks with flags...sounds horrifying. OMG are you OK? Ya let’s not worry about the actual demonstrations where real violence is taking place. No let’s fear monger about the violence that might happen because I’ve built up a fake narrative about white supremacists in my head.

    • @johnnytwotimes7854
      @johnnytwotimes7854 Před 3 lety +35

      @Freedom Isn't Yours to Take someone called you brainwashed and to to disprove them, this was your reply. Lmao

  • @evamel3
    @evamel3 Před 3 lety +6242

    quarantine has made that tall child look less terrible and more rested, we love to see it

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      @harperholmes Před 3 lety +12

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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      @michaeljackson8390 Před 3 lety +6

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    • @harperholmes
      @harperholmes Před 3 lety +11

      The sleepovers 😭

    • @blackmoon9793
      @blackmoon9793 Před 3 lety +78

      It's about time he got some rest. He couldn't keep burning the candle at both ends.

    • @natemiller448
      @natemiller448 Před 3 lety +13

      He really needs to start drinking again.

  • @officialroxxmusic
    @officialroxxmusic Před 3 lety +1501

    “You’ve caught me in a lie” 😂💀

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 Před 3 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/5Z058d6nEXE/video.html save the suburbs

    • @erdfs6303
      @erdfs6303 Před 3 lety

      MIster Xman quiet stop spamming this

    • @flyinghole
      @flyinghole Před 3 lety

      @@misterxman2028 I live in the suburbs... We are fine lol.

  • @Liam_Mellon
    @Liam_Mellon Před 3 lety +784

    Sending lots of love to John today

  • @Bisquick
    @Bisquick Před 3 lety +892

    It's funny how the audience doesn't get he's making fun of them for indiscriminately applauding everything.

    • @yesmynameistuesday1407
      @yesmynameistuesday1407 Před 3 lety +32

      IKR LIKE THATS WHAT GEORGE CARLIN DID TO AND NO ONE NOTICED

    • @ashleyrene4127
      @ashleyrene4127 Před 3 lety +18

      i legit can’t tell when he’s doing that lmao

    • @allaboutroy7399
      @allaboutroy7399 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ashleyrene4127 6:34

    • @ashleyrene4127
      @ashleyrene4127 Před 3 lety +2

      @@allaboutroy7399 omg i just thought it was part of the script 😂

    • @thiccrat
      @thiccrat Před 3 měsíci

      the SNL hyle squad have no chill

  • @peachbellini2615
    @peachbellini2615 Před 3 lety +3482

    He's not wrong about Jane Lynch ..she must not ever turn down a job offer.. like.. ever

    • @Dru_Won
      @Dru_Won Před 3 lety +27

      Shes like funny af. Whats your favorite thing shes done ?

    • @nexussever
      @nexussever Před 3 lety +50

      @@Dru_Won The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

    • @Dulcilady
      @Dulcilady Před 3 lety +26

      @@Dru_Won Best in Show

    • @PolkaDotInPurple
      @PolkaDotInPurple Před 3 lety +42

      @@Dru_Won Glee

    • @raellmoreland2373
      @raellmoreland2373 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Dru_Won guest starring in icarly and mostly glee

  • @elizabeth6540
    @elizabeth6540 Před 3 lety +832

    _”She’s got like a brown/gray car. It’s no brand. I think the government gave it to her.”_

    • @anne.l.w
      @anne.l.w Před 3 lety +20

      2002 Honda Civic with teddy bears in the back window

  • @edixon2225
    @edixon2225 Před 3 lety +672

    She went to the Marblehead Massachusetts DMV and she said “I lost my license and I need a new license and a new photo!”
    You know, *like a liar*

    • @angelinap.3840
      @angelinap.3840 Před 2 lety +4

      It was a *lie* ... to get a new *license*

    • @MtotheFourthPower
      @MtotheFourthPower Před 2 lety

      I think the only thing that bugs me about this story is the fact that there is no RMV in Marblehead. Closest ones are Revere and that new Peabody/Danvers one.

  • @sungod9797
    @sungod9797 Před 3 lety +955

    “That would be like calling yourself the Greatest Generation” was a very clever joke that parts of the audience didn’t seem to get...

    • @cherderian1944
      @cherderian1944 Před 3 lety +39

      "It is wrong to say that one age group is better than another. That'd be like calling yourselves the greatest generation!" daaaaaaammmmmm gotem

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED Před 3 lety +46

      I didn't even pay attention to the audience there. I was just thinking how great a joke that was.

    • @perpetual_bias
      @perpetual_bias Před 3 lety +21

      he made tons of clever one-liners and jokes that flew past most of the audience

  • @ashleypanousis9626
    @ashleypanousis9626 Před 3 lety +2353

    I wonder who the first person was who called her “John Mulaney’s grandmother”! That must’ve been an interesting reaction

    • @erikfinkel2717
      @erikfinkel2717 Před 3 lety +50

      JOHN'S MOM!

    • @lindaachelpohl
      @lindaachelpohl Před 3 lety +9

      @@erikfinkel2717 lolz nice

    • @chrispyfer7721
      @chrispyfer7721 Před 3 lety +10

      John was smart enough to leave that joke for last. If that was his opener not one person and John Mullaney's grandmother would know who he was.

    • @nighttrain1565
      @nighttrain1565 Před 3 lety

      She probably yelled TRUMP 2020 😂

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/5Z058d6nEXE/video.html save the suburbs

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 Před 3 lety +2879

    Ummmmm that sleepover scene is like peeking into hundreds of houses across America. That was REAL.

    • @kraig7777
      @kraig7777 Před 3 lety +25

      It's probably a movie script a friend is trying to push and he just spoiled it...

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 Před 3 lety +42

      This comment brought me to the realization that both peEking into hundreds of homes AND peAking into hundreds of homes are likely equally illegal and will likely get your name on the same list.

    • @SoundsSilver
      @SoundsSilver Před 3 lety +5

      @@ibieiniid4240 wtf is peaking?

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 Před 3 lety +31

      @@SoundsSilver "you see, when two people love each other very much..."

    • @biancalauren4981
      @biancalauren4981 Před 3 lety +26

      I didn’t expect to relive my unresolved childhood trauma

  • @milonanni8806
    @milonanni8806 Před 3 lety +727

    "You've caught me in lie" - what most people aren't brave enough to admit nowadays!

  • @mcelite14
    @mcelite14 Před 3 lety +514

    This man needs to be on Black Jeopardy rofl I still can't get the cha cha slide skit out o my head

    • @EmilyKnight413
      @EmilyKnight413 Před 3 lety +16

      That was legendary. I still watch it when I need a moment of levity.

    • @plopez8688
      @plopez8688 Před 3 lety +6

      He was a Kappa LOL 💗💚 K❤

    • @steffnic13
      @steffnic13 Před 3 lety +5

      Literally had the Cha Cha song in my head all weekend when I knew he was hosting.

    • @cgill914
      @cgill914 Před 3 lety +1

      I really wanted a cha cha slide part 2 😂 lol

    • @morganboutwell8231
      @morganboutwell8231 Před 3 lety +2

      Beyoncé 1!

  • @grassfedcharlie
    @grassfedcharlie Před 3 lety +2526

    Haven’t seen this guy in a while. Best story he’s ever told was when he had the cannibal living next to him in his NYC apartment and he didn’t know until the cops swarmed the entire building at like 5AM after they did a sting operation and caught the cannibal in a “cannibals chat room” online

    • @saffmichael4369
      @saffmichael4369 Před 3 lety +122

      ....clearly you have not heard "Salt and Pepper Diner" story. I put ONE stand up routine on my iTunes and that is it.
      BWWWAH BWWWWWAAA......WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT....wooooah, woah woooo oooooo!

    • @phoebeioelara6009
      @phoebeioelara6009 Před 3 lety +14

      What.... sksksk where can I find that

    • @cobrastriesand7693
      @cobrastriesand7693 Před 3 lety +23

      I never heard him do that but. Was it the infamous “cannibal cop”?

    • @CJAlexander
      @CJAlexander Před 3 lety +14

      @@saffmichael4369 I also hit reply specifically to mention the Salt & Pepper Diner story: czcams.com/video/QnkrL42R7gk/video.html

    • @buildertrick6706
      @buildertrick6706 Před 3 lety +7

      @li wu lorne tryna save a buck lol

  • @astoldbyeva
    @astoldbyeva Před 3 lety +3918

    John Mullaney has looked to be the same age for the past 15 years - he & Paul Rudd are proof that being unproblematic keeps you youthful AF.

    • @kaiguy7119
      @kaiguy7119 Před 3 lety +245

      Actually, Paul Rudd and John Mulaney are immortal. Mulaney is from 1920, and Rudd stopped aging in the 90's

    • @darwinsom957
      @darwinsom957 Před 3 lety +63

      Kinda feel that for Sandburg too

    • @monica93304
      @monica93304 Před 3 lety +19

      I'd hit it...

    • @aperson2943
      @aperson2943 Před 3 lety +78

      "Being unproblematic" That's the most 2020 thing I have ever heard. Not a good thing. Sounds dystopian.

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS Před 3 lety +29

      @@aperson2943 Amen to that. When was dealing with others determined appropriate if you're "problem-free" towards others?

  • @suzannegoode1557
    @suzannegoode1557 Před 3 lety +245

    He nails it with rich prospering and poor suffering, with the "elderly man contest" and with the mean girls at every sleepover. Brilliant comedian -- wishing him all best wishes to get himself out of rehab very soon!

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 3 lety +459

    The horse is finally being replaced by a real doctor. However, the horse is now suing the hospital for trying to make it leave.

    • @gingerale3148
      @gingerale3148 Před 3 lety +7

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @harleymusicofficial3709
      @harleymusicofficial3709 Před 3 lety +17

      The horse sent his flies to the hospital to infest it and the security guards did nothing to stop the flies

    • @felteair
      @felteair Před 3 lety +5

      More like one doctor left and is being replaced by a new doctor who loses his watch in a patient more often than not and regularly forgets which office is his, but the board of directors likes the new doctor better despite clearly being not mentally fit to be a doctor anymore

    • @gayvideos3808
      @gayvideos3808 Před 3 lety +4

      you mean a lifetime career politician instead of a businessman and tv personality

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon Před 3 lety +1

      @@felteair You missed the joke.

  • @airslash98
    @airslash98 Před 3 lety +1372

    I think John Mulaney has some unresolved grandma issues

    • @ChristianOBrien
      @ChristianOBrien Před 3 lety +29

      Seems to me he's resolving them while we watch ;)

    • @emilymerckx9620
      @emilymerckx9620 Před 3 lety +11

      It seems to me he also has some unresolved sleepover issues

    • @mynameisnotita
      @mynameisnotita Před 3 lety +11

      you’ve heard daddy issues, you’ve heard mommy issues, now get ready for grammy issues 🤗

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 Před 3 lety +4

      John Mulaney IS unresolved issues

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/5Z058d6nEXE/video.html save the suburbs

  • @mariannecontrino6297
    @mariannecontrino6297 Před 3 lety +433

    I love that SNL allows comedians to just do their standup during the monologue, instead of the usual cringy, forced bit.

    • @marissaheng6418
      @marissaheng6418 Před 3 lety +10

      I believe SNL lets the hosts do stand up if they’re comfortable with it (usually stand up comedians). If someone without a stand up background hosts, or just a regular artist, they’ll do bits so the hosts have something to do in the monologue

  • @TheHumorgod
    @TheHumorgod Před 3 lety +283

    We care about you John.

  • @lizzyd9082
    @lizzyd9082 Před 3 lety +152

    I am shocked at how accurate the sleepover one is as a high school girl, and all that coming from a middle aged man like how does he know that??

    • @infideldog5421
      @infideldog5421 Před 3 lety +14

      middle ag- im offended for him lizzy

    • @lizzyd9082
      @lizzyd9082 Před 3 lety +9

      @@infideldog5421 I say 35+ is middle aged I’m sorry 😭 also it says I wrote this comment 3 weeks ago and it’s scaring me cause I swear I wrote this two days ago

    • @bdp8102
      @bdp8102 Před 2 lety

      @@lizzyd9082 that sense of utter confusion is how your relationship with time is going to be permanently, once you will be 35+ ! 😀
      (but seriously, 35 is not middle age, most people don't die at 70)

  • @mynaaa6708
    @mynaaa6708 Před 3 lety +1190

    "My name is John Mulaney"
    The fact that an SNL legend still introduces himself every time he hosts is really cute.

    • @alejandroalba391
      @alejandroalba391 Před 3 lety +7

      Legend? What has he done?

    • @mynaaa6708
      @mynaaa6708 Před 3 lety +60

      @@alejandroalba391 Wrote some of the most memorable sketches and characters on the show. Stefon for example.

    • @Luckyleft13
      @Luckyleft13 Před 3 lety +2

      @@alejandroalba391 I never thought he was very funny. Guess it’s an NYC thing.

    • @loganpowers1999
      @loganpowers1999 Před 3 lety +33

      @@Luckyleft13 I'm sure your knock knock jokes and all the jokes you've read online and then told your friends as if you made it up are just hilarious

    • @Luckyleft13
      @Luckyleft13 Před 3 lety +3

      @@loganpowers1999 no I am a comedy guy. I have great taste in comedy. It’s subjective as an art form. I am sorry if my opinion hurts your feelings. He does well for himself just not very funny to me.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +1018

    "It's rude to order for the table if you're about to leave."

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator Před 3 lety +132

    “You’ve caught me in a lie” 😂 I love when people just own a lie and don’t try to weasel out of it

  • @Irxpley
    @Irxpley Před 3 lety +767

    “We fought the nazis!”
    “Well we’re tryin to fight the new nazis if you’d get out of the way and stop voting for people you saw in between coin collector commercials”

  • @technowey
    @technowey Před 3 lety +316

    This is already one of my favorite monlogues. The rant about a daughter bullying another girl at a slumber party was great. Observational hyperbole that really happens is hilarious.

    • @earllamkie9302
      @earllamkie9302 Před 3 lety +1

      Came here to say this. That was perfection!

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel Před 3 lety

      What sleepover is he referring to?

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel Před 3 lety

      @@alexmccollum7874 okay, thanks. Makes more sense on.

    • @finchcarvingadiamond
      @finchcarvingadiamond Před 3 lety +2

      And when he finally gets to the part about the awkward exchange with the Dad- its all just there in your head- you've completely visualized everything- and he just ends the bit and you're an idiot. Sgreat.

    • @Glo1776
      @Glo1776 Před 3 lety

      Why did this actually happen to me?!

  • @DavidMoore-dm3dj
    @DavidMoore-dm3dj Před 3 lety +832

    John Mulaney calling out class struggle in the middle of his set was the public service announcement we've been missing.

    • @chuckfriebe843
      @chuckfriebe843 Před 3 lety +29

      @kevin willems No. He's basically saying that both the candidates are from wealthy stock and they are getting their pockets lined with the money of wealthy corporations and special interest lobbyist. Therefore, the same American narrative goes forward. The rich keep getting richer, the poor keep getting poorer because of the likes of the two men that are running for office. Neither one is different from the other. They just wear a different badge.

    • @yasamin427
      @yasamin427 Před 3 lety +9

      @kevin willems He supports Bernie if that counts

    • @ellielittle6681
      @ellielittle6681 Před 3 lety +30

      @@camwestfall918 you can succeed in a system and still recognize others didnt, and that it needs to be solved.

  • @boredemhitshard5643
    @boredemhitshard5643 Před 3 lety +212

    SNL isn't funny anymore
    John Mulaney: hold my bear

  • @dakotaalmanza3196
    @dakotaalmanza3196 Před 3 lety +213

    I love how people are offended by this, the least offensive monologue of SNL and the least offensive stand-up routine

    • @TheRayfield77
      @TheRayfield77 Před 3 lety +3

      I was fine with it.... until he insinuated that Trump supporters are the "new nazis".
      It never ceases to amaze me how so many keep falling for the emotional hyperbole that is the American left.

    • @robertmorris9219
      @robertmorris9219 Před 3 lety +168

      @@TheRayfield77
      He never said Trump supporters. There is a literal increase of Neo-Nazis, White Nationalists, and White Supremacists that we are seeing. If he said “new nazis” and the first thing you thought of was “Trump supporters”, well....

    • @TheRayfield77
      @TheRayfield77 Před 3 lety +4

      @@robertmorris9219 the only place I see increasing white supremacists is entertainment and political rhetoric.

    • @Crossword131
      @Crossword131 Před 3 lety +46

      @@TheRayfield77 then get out more. Chinos, a polo and tiki torches are the new bomber jackets and romper stompers. This blindness is due to your lack of exposure.

    • @TheRayfield77
      @TheRayfield77 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Crossword131 horseshit. It's propaganda. They're creating a boogeyman to rally sheep to vote their way. I hate that they emphasize the darkest features of human nature to win, like fear, hate, envy. I hate even more that it works. It will most certainly lead to our fall as a country.

  • @jasongeorgis3483
    @jasongeorgis3483 Před 3 lety +2071

    “That was agist, like calling yourself the greatest generation.” John Mulaney is exactly what 2020 needed 😂

  • @lukea7051
    @lukea7051 Před 3 lety +1667

    Lift your head up John, you are a strong Asian-American woman.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Před 3 lety +84

    get well soon, tall child! we love you!

  • @jakejoyce3484
    @jakejoyce3484 Před 3 lety +77

    I love John Mulaney and I hope he can recover and the rehab goes well

  • @ihavecoolpants
    @ihavecoolpants Před 3 lety +706

    When Mulaney gets a bit dark and the crowd recoils slightly I'm just like "Go, son, go!!"
    The 'one black coffee' energy is getting stronger and I'm here for it.

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 Před 3 lety

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  • @LeslieHuh
    @LeslieHuh Před 3 lety +367

    My biggest question is how Mulaney knows the routine of middle school girls' sleepovers in such great detail

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 Před 3 lety +58

      Isn't it obvious? Because he is one.

    • @erichorwood1403
      @erichorwood1403 Před 3 lety +59

      Because he's a young Asian American Woman!

    • @juliannaflores125
      @juliannaflores125 Před 3 lety +58

      Realistically? He has two sisters so he’s either been a witness to the bullying or has heard the horror stories 😂

    • @sl1138utube
      @sl1138utube Před 3 lety +52

      Probably the little brother who was held prisoner by all the girls as a dress-up doll

    • @cgill914
      @cgill914 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sl1138utube my feeling is that this definitely happened 😂😂

  • @dipperdan8223
    @dipperdan8223 Před 3 lety +123

    John Mulaney is such a born entertainer. He makes it seem so effortless. Charisma out the wazoo.

  • @yakisobadreams3947
    @yakisobadreams3947 Před 3 lety +107

    Sending love, support, and strength to Mulaney! He matters a lot to a small group of people, in his own words, including me, and I wish him a speedy recovery.
    To my other fellows who may deal with different addictions or mental health issues, this pandemic has been devastatingly difficult for a lot of us. I have no advice for you, except all my well wishes.

  • @naomilawi7702
    @naomilawi7702 Před 3 lety +575

    john: *completely destroys his grandma*
    also john: BUT I LOVE MY GRANDMA

  • @alexfons3667
    @alexfons3667 Před 3 lety +655

    John Mulaney should come back every year to host

    • @tolumnia
      @tolumnia Před 3 lety +43

      * Looks around .... (nods up and down) I think he does

    • @lodivt
      @lodivt Před 3 lety +22

      That's kinda what he's been doing, really.

    • @FanFicnic
      @FanFicnic Před 3 lety +9

      I agree! It’ll be like creative freedom week for the writers

    • @bridgieoh9326
      @bridgieoh9326 Před 3 lety +9

      Twice a year!

    • @alejandrokaplan7243
      @alejandrokaplan7243 Před 3 lety +4

      Man that tall Asian American child with feminine hips looks the same as the last time he hosted

  • @mc76
    @mc76 Před 7 měsíci +9

    I didn't realize it in real time, but watching this, you can tell he is high as a kite.

  • @lukenaoumovitch4477
    @lukenaoumovitch4477 Před 2 lety +8

    4:18 I love how he turns around like somebody behind him urgently reminded him about the Elderly Man Contest😂😂😂

  • @samuelhamblin7535
    @samuelhamblin7535 Před 3 lety +518

    John Mulaney, America needed you tonight. We will also need you to host for a few weeks after the election too.

  • @anniebyers2486
    @anniebyers2486 Před rokem +15

    Crazy to think he was addicted to cocaine at this time and checked into rehab a month later

  • @reginarodriguez1477
    @reginarodriguez1477 Před 3 lety +27

    Hope you get better, John. There’s no shame on getting help, it’s quite possibly one of the bravest things you can do. Same goes to anyone reading this who might be in a similar situation. Sending love to you and Anna; take as long as you need to recover

  • @ameliac3337
    @ameliac3337 Před 3 lety +266

    sitting here, eating halloween candy, watching a tall child talk about his nana. what a life

    • @jacob.loesch
      @jacob.loesch Před 3 lety +6

      this tall child looks less terrible

  • @bco0t6
    @bco0t6 Před 3 lety +172

    Can’t wait till John gets into the five time hosts club and gets a jacket

  • @katevenhorst1723
    @katevenhorst1723 Před 3 lety +21

    “You shouldn’t be allowed to order for the table when you’re on your way out.” 😂🤣

  • @alexa7063
    @alexa7063 Před 3 lety +33

    MORE JOHN PLEASE
    sincerely
    literally everyone

  • @bobbart6498
    @bobbart6498 Před 3 lety +379

    The “you don’t get to order for the table when you’re about to leave the restaurant” joke is from a sketch they did the 1st or 2nd time he hosted

    • @ausernameiguess7058
      @ausernameiguess7058 Před 3 lety +42

      I knew it was familiar! I’m pretty sure he’s used the “I’m way uptown” joke before too.

    • @curtisholsinger6023
      @curtisholsinger6023 Před 3 lety +29

      Comedians have their favorite jokes, and so does the crowd. Ron White's "I got thrown out of a bar" bit is a crowd favorite, I guess John Mulaney's restaurant joke is one of his?

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 Před 3 lety +27

      It's still a good joke tho. I hadn't heard it before so as long as he isn't stealing from other people I'm cool with it

    • @emilymohr2782
      @emilymohr2782 Před 3 lety +3

      reminds me of bert kreisher’s “the machine” bit. I think he literally has to tell it every time he’s on stage

    • @TheRayfield77
      @TheRayfield77 Před 3 lety +3

      Frankly, I think we should listen to the customer that's been eating at the restaurant for a while. They know which food is rotten.

  • @kathygardnermsrd876
    @kathygardnermsrd876 Před 3 lety +572

    He is the best story teller of his generation. *chef’s kiss”

    • @christansdad
      @christansdad Před 3 lety +1

      No...the best storyteller of his generation is Roy Wood, Jr.

    • @babie4405
      @babie4405 Před 3 lety +3

      @@christansdad no

    • @bri.surgeries-life
      @bri.surgeries-life Před 3 lety +1

      Amen the goat

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/5Z058d6nEXE/video.html save the suburbs

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina Před 3 lety

      "Because some things can never be replaced." Sticks with me forever.

  • @jillianmcmonigle369
    @jillianmcmonigle369 Před 3 lety +104

    Petition to no longer call John Mulaney by his name and instead call him “Nana’s grandson”

  • @edensgm
    @edensgm Před 3 lety +48

    I'm suddenly obsessed with watching john mulaney stuff and I cant complain. He is sooo funny

  • @docseamonster3491
    @docseamonster3491 Před 3 lety +732

    Clearly he gets his comedy chops from his nana.

    • @lizzielovett7259
      @lizzielovett7259 Před 3 lety +7

      From my personal experience I can say that having a really funny Grandma is the best!

    • @docseamonster3491
      @docseamonster3491 Před 3 lety +17

      Ehhhh! I smell a robot!

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 3 lety +5

      @TS 1552 get some happy pills, dude..

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 Před 3 lety

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    • @charlenebrooker4492
      @charlenebrooker4492 Před 3 lety

      @TS 1552 I am guessing you didn't really watch it. It was great!!!

  • @yemidotcom
    @yemidotcom Před 3 lety +144

    This just reminds me of how badly I want a new John Mulaney stand up! Get on it Netflix

    • @waterlemonandfriends
      @waterlemonandfriends Před 3 lety +12

      I’ve already memorized every joke he’s made, I need new material for whenever I have my next breakdown

    • @JRSkillin
      @JRSkillin Před 3 lety +3

      @@waterlemonandfriends I watch his specials when I need cheering up (which has been a lot this year) and yeah. I need something new to add to the rotation, just so the old stories don't lose their charm with constant replaying.

    • @Lizabeth90
      @Lizabeth90 Před 3 lety

      Ikr!! I know all the jokes from his specials. Even when they’re background noise I find myself cracking up before he's even said the punch line.

    • @nathanc6204
      @nathanc6204 Před 3 lety

      What's new pussycat, whoa...

  • @michaelwhite2146
    @michaelwhite2146 Před 3 lety +19

    I can't believe I just recently discovered this guy, he became instantly my favorite, with the Xanax story and many others. Lmao so sorry to hear about the wife and relapse. I'm a recovering addict myself hang in there brother! Never stop doing comedy please! You're the best!!!!

  • @audreyii6750
    @audreyii6750 Před 3 lety +81

    I got a little worried there for a second, but if anyone could pull off a monologue 3 days before Election Day it's John Mulaney (and I was NOT disappointed) I don't tend to 'like' SNL monologues, but I think this one deserves it!

  • @westlifefan8480
    @westlifefan8480 Před 3 lety +124

    ”Elderly man contest" 😂

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 Před 3 lety +2

      Which septuagenarian will win in this year's Elderly Man Contest? Tune in to find out!

    • @JV-cc9ul
      @JV-cc9ul Před 3 lety

      Whoever wins I just hope it's not a creepy old pervert with a documented history of making women uncomfortable, blatant racism and a commitment to enrich the elite while the rest of society burns.

  • @hard.seltzer
    @hard.seltzer Před 3 lety +74

    Grandma’s got a boyfriend and her boyfriend’s name is Paaauuuuuul.

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine Před 3 lety +1096

    "Oh we fought the Nazis"
    "Well we're trying to fight the new Nazis if you get out of the way!" 😂

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP Před 3 lety +22

      My favorite one. The greatest generation my ass!

    • @geogmz8277
      @geogmz8277 Před 3 lety +26

      For real.. And that's sad. We still fighting the same shit and this time we're not taking planes or boats to get to the battlefield.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 Před 3 lety +9

      This is a gold level quote.✊🏽✊🏽

    • @nachtegaelw5389
      @nachtegaelw5389 Před 3 lety +26

      The greatest generation are mostly passed away. Isn’t it the baby boomers getting in the way?

    • @nachtegaelw5389
      @nachtegaelw5389 Před 3 lety +48

      @R R Lol, I don’t think you understand what fascism is. Also, why do you think being American and being fascist are mutually exclusive?

  • @joemalachiwsy7304
    @joemalachiwsy7304 Před 3 lety +537

    Wow. Can't believe a strong asian american woman has hosted SNL 4 times. Way to break boundaries John!

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 Před 3 lety +8

      ah the work he's done for the community T_T

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 Před 3 lety

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    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless Před 3 lety

      @Heather As demographics go, does it help that this tall child claims he was supposed to be gay?
      I didn't think so.

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 Před 3 lety +7

    I love John mulaney casually dropping hints that his family is an absolute nightmare, how relatable.

  • @ooolrait
    @ooolrait Před 3 lety +36

    Mulaney as a social commentator equals pure gold. always loved his delivery, but this is just amazing.

  • @Joshottmusic
    @Joshottmusic Před 3 lety +176

    The way John explained the election was gold

    • @mikethompson148
      @mikethompson148 Před 3 lety +21

      It’s like there’s a horse, loose in a hospital.

    • @arshisot6306
      @arshisot6306 Před 3 lety +7

      “nothing fundamentally is going to change”- john mulaney. And he is speaking the TRUTH!!!

  • @Sewer.dwelling.rat.
    @Sewer.dwelling.rat. Před 3 lety +6

    That fucking sleep over thing hit weirdly close to home. Thank you John mulaney for bringing back memories I didn’t know I had

  • @nancytoppin7701
    @nancytoppin7701 Před 2 lety +9

    he's brilliant and it's so sad that he relapsed after this show but he's back and doing great. All that best for John M! Love him!

  • @aimeewalls8208
    @aimeewalls8208 Před 3 lety +92

    John, my grandmother just turned 85 and will be working the polls here in our rural hometown the same as she has for the past 40 years, only this time wearing a mask. I have NO excuse to miss voting!

    • @PinkyakaAyannaj
      @PinkyakaAyannaj Před 3 lety +1

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @CommenterOfVideos
    @CommenterOfVideos Před 3 lety +303

    This. This is the content we need. This is the content we want.

    • @kimr6372
      @kimr6372 Před 3 lety

      Ehhhh some of it. I like his cadence and energy.

    • @dr-pq2du
      @dr-pq2du Před 3 lety +2

      Just about to comment, "God, I needed this":)

    • @alejandroalba391
      @alejandroalba391 Před 3 lety +1

      You confused the word "we" with "I" dam auto correct!!

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 Před 3 lety

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  • @XPursuitOfEpicnessX
    @XPursuitOfEpicnessX Před 3 lety +9

    Omg “why does grandma make my mom so nervous?” So true

  • @haley8484
    @haley8484 Před 3 lety +5

    8:47 is the funniest thing ever 🤣👏

  • @givenscommunications6307
    @givenscommunications6307 Před 3 lety +114

    This John Mulaney is a hoot! He is so at ease every time he hosts and does the opening monologue! Funny Funny Funny!
    This guy has never been boring!

    • @percydepoosey3179
      @percydepoosey3179 Před 3 lety

      Amen

    • @MilesBader
      @MilesBader Před 3 lety +1

      “At ease” captures it perfectly!
      With most SNL hosts, even if their monologue is pretty good, there's a kind of constant tension as you expect them to fall flat, and when the monologue is over, a sense of relief.
      With Mulaney, there's none of that, he's just effortlessly funny, it's like breathing for him; it's such a joy to watch!

  • @zeldapeppercorn1260
    @zeldapeppercorn1260 Před 3 lety +3

    6:32 his lil jump 🥺

  • @richard4211
    @richard4211 Před 3 lety +6

    "Hey, who wants to hear about my daughter's boyfriend?"
    "PLAY COVID!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaydkaydkayd
    @kaydkaydkayd Před 3 lety +2

    6:00 IM LOSING IT OVER THE GUY IMPLYING IT

  • @aimeelee76
    @aimeelee76 Před 3 lety +284

    "You don't get to order for the table when you're about to leave the restaurant." SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

    • @vincentjohnflorio
      @vincentjohnflorio Před 3 lety +4

      @@johnk5398 The joke was about his grandmother.

    • @michaelhsieh1831
      @michaelhsieh1831 Před 3 lety

      or as they say on History Hyenas... "he's on the runaway and is ready for takeoff"

    • @wintergarden7539
      @wintergarden7539 Před 3 lety +5

      @Joe Flabeetz Like me trying to explain to my Silent Generation mother that fracking should be phased out because it's harmful to the environment. And trying to explain renewable energy for the betterment of our future generations. Doesn't work.

  • @PinkyakaAyannaj
    @PinkyakaAyannaj Před 3 lety +9

    5:12.... What a way to t divert from the fact that you just subliminally told people the whole truth and nothing but the truth..... Genius 💙👏🙏

  • @vasudeva01
    @vasudeva01 Před 3 lety +32

    "Why does this old lady make mom so nervous, there's gotta be a reason"
    WOW you're really gonna do that to us huh John

  • @randyjordan5521
    @randyjordan5521 Před 3 lety +201

    He should call the presidential election something better than an "elderly man contest." Maybe something like "That 70's Show."

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 Před 3 lety +4

      Red Forman would be a good candidate to vote for.

    • @Jdsteele96
      @Jdsteele96 Před 3 lety +2

      @@eclectica1 Until you see that episode where Red says that JFK was a filthy Commie, and that Nixon was the best president the U.S. has ever had at that point.

  • @talkingaboutthenewsinasati6705

    More John Mulaney content is what America needs right now

  • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
    @user-qn4tq2qt5m Před 3 lety +12

    "The last responders "😂😂😂genius

  • @BobJoeman
    @BobJoeman Před 3 lety +7

    *Introduces The Strokes after talking about his grandma.*

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey Před 3 lety +6

    "you've caught me in a lie" ...i'm using that

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 Před 3 lety +17

    "A contest between two elderly men. You choose which elderly man you like best." Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dreyno
    @Dreyno Před 3 lety +34

    I always wondered why John Mulaney was so famous. He always seemed to be on talk shows.
    Now I realise I never really saw him doing anything. He’s good. I get it now.

  • @popebender1351
    @popebender1351 Před rokem +5

    Crazy how a few weeks later he checks into rehab

  • @1DNoticeMOi
    @1DNoticeMOi Před 3 lety +37

    When the world needed him most, HE arrived

  • @theedenshaw
    @theedenshaw Před 3 lety +38

    Petition for John Mulaney’s Grandma to host SNL

  • @MisssKayy
    @MisssKayy Před 2 lety +4

    I just came back to check if I missed any signs here after watching his "Late Night" interview. Now it makes sense why he felt he needed to get out and work.

  • @Dude-ox6oi
    @Dude-ox6oi Před 3 lety +6

    “As I like to call us the last responders”
    John Mulaney is so funny

  • @livetime2779
    @livetime2779 Před 3 lety +89

    John Mulaney is so brilliant on SNL. He should be on at least once a year. Heck, if he was on twice in a season there would be no complaints from me.

    • @clareflattery8720
      @clareflattery8720 Před 3 lety +2

      We need this guy to be the first ever back to back host

    • @michaeladkins6
      @michaeladkins6 Před 3 lety +1

      @@clareflattery8720 He hosted the last in studio show on Feb 29. There were three shows, John again.

    • @ahashi1924
      @ahashi1924 Před 3 lety

      If he hosts again in 2021, he'll join the five timers club in four years.

  • @knoel8329
    @knoel8329 Před 3 lety +119

    The stand up comics coming out doing actual monologues is much more respectable and entertaining than the scripted monologues the writers make for actors/ musicians/ sports people who host.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 Před 3 lety +1

      Well, considering that it's their job and all...

    • @knoel8329
      @knoel8329 Před 3 lety +6

      @@eclectica1 I know I just wish SNL would understand that and have more comics and less musicians and athletes (certain actors can be good)

    • @jenniferlee9577
      @jenniferlee9577 Před 3 lety

      You mean comedians but yes

    • @knoel8329
      @knoel8329 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jenniferlee9577 Do you not know the term “comic”?

    • @marissaheng6418
      @marissaheng6418 Před 3 lety

      Tbf not everyone can do stand up comedy, even if you are a good comedy actor. If they only let comics host then we wouldn’t have break out hosts like Scarlett Johansson, Adam Driver, Ben Affleck or Tom Hanks etc.

  • @hbhtcr5707
    @hbhtcr5707 Před 3 lety +6

    Dude I was just chilling rewatching this when I saw the rehab comments :/ damn dude that sucks. I actually teared up

  • @Lizzie-ve7kt
    @Lizzie-ve7kt Před rokem +7

    How does he perfectly capture the angst of middle school girls’ sleepovers? Oh duh, I forgot that’s a proud Asian American woman and she’d have been a middle school girl once.

  • @JeremiahBurns
    @JeremiahBurns Před 3 lety +36

    "If I wasn't your grandmother, I wouldn't know who you are!" Grandma slam.