John Mulaney - “What’s New Pussycat?” - Full Special

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  • John Mulaney shares memories of his favorite lunch ever, what it was like to be a middle school benchwarmer and details of a recent encounter in a subway corridor.
    Original airdate: April 3, 2009
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Komentáře • 158

  • @myco_chaotix
    @myco_chaotix Před 23 dny +335

    This child comedian is such a good story-teller.

    • @user-yo3wb3fr5p
      @user-yo3wb3fr5p Před 22 dny +4

      He’s a good one till this day

    • @mattgies
      @mattgies Před 22 dny +5

      I had to check, and (at the risk of ruining your joke) he was 26 when this was recorded.

    • @Rach-pj1fn
      @Rach-pj1fn Před 21 dnem +6

      @@mattgiesyes, however, “I’M A LITTLE BOY “

    • @tmattoneill
      @tmattoneill Před 19 dny

      although he dresses like a squeegee guy

    • @kelleyk28
      @kelleyk28 Před 15 dny +1

      He looks 16.

  • @nicolewoolaston1554
    @nicolewoolaston1554 Před 17 dny +82

    I can’t believe this special is 15 years old.

  • @rileychodak7124
    @rileychodak7124 Před 23 dny +273

    the salt n pepper diner will be in comedy textbooks stg

    • @robertnope1993
      @robertnope1993 Před 23 dny +13

      I really hope it still exists and still has the jukebox

    • @heyelliew
      @heyelliew Před 23 dny +9

      @@robertnope1993it closed in 2013, but you can still see the sign… now is the jukebox still in there!? That’s the mystery.

    • @KhalidQuesada
      @KhalidQuesada Před 17 dny

      ​@@heyelliewYes, and it's still playing What's New, Pussycat?

  • @RodeoDogLover
    @RodeoDogLover Před 23 dny +235

    The Trump bit aged really well.

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones Před 21 dnem +64

    Pre-suit-wearing John's underrated. I love all these bits. He's great. 😁👍

  • @materialmirage
    @materialmirage Před 23 dny +77

    When people try to tell me that time travel is only possible into the future, I happily direct them to the Comedy Central Stand-Up channel on CZcams.

  • @BADCEEDSstudio
    @BADCEEDSstudio Před 21 dnem +43

    It's awesome that Comedy Central puts out these older specials every so often. Look at that young face!

  • @nickbuckman6765
    @nickbuckman6765 Před 3 dny +6

    Man, watching these old John Mulaney bits in 2024 is surreal. 😆

  • @mgi2527
    @mgi2527 Před 23 dny +159

    I think John meant to say the Salt ... and PEPPPAAA! Diner

  • @dojoge
    @dojoge Před 22 dny +42

    John Mulaney needs to host SNL again...

    • @travisdelee8647
      @travisdelee8647 Před 18 dny +11

      They'll just think he's there for another haircut

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Před 21 dnem +60

    i don't know why people say women can't do comedy. asian women are clearly hilarious.

  • @WanlinLi-nz2pv
    @WanlinLi-nz2pv Před 12 dny +12

    Thank you comedy central for doing the archeology work and digging up this full special for us. Salt and Pepper diner is forever a classic, this awkward confident tall child is such a good comedian huh

  • @rossrobbins7707
    @rossrobbins7707 Před 23 dny +100

    I've seen this a dozen times or more, yet the second this came up in my notifications I clicked on it!

  • @TheMcpherson4
    @TheMcpherson4 Před 14 dny +9

    At 11, already hysterical.

  • @jenbb3923
    @jenbb3923 Před 22 dny +25

    Trump is like what a hobo thinks a rich man is 😂😂😂

  • @diweshshahthakuri2672
    @diweshshahthakuri2672 Před 23 dny +27

    It's weird to see him not wearing a suit.

  • @Lightwait321
    @Lightwait321 Před 23 dny +20

    This kid’s got potential

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON Před 23 dny +11

    ❤️ Love that the Johns played the song "What's NEW Pussycat" so many times that everyone knew it WAS NOT NEW! ❤️

  • @baritony8763
    @baritony8763 Před 23 dny +27

    He didn't get into his best part of Law & Order bit. The dumbfounded Ice -T as Special Units genius.

    • @denisecampbell3416
      @denisecampbell3416 Před 23 dny +4

      That came a bit later in his career but yes!

    • @treverse_
      @treverse_ Před 14 dny

      You're thinking of New in Town which got uploaded a couple days after this! :D

  • @fatchants
    @fatchants Před 3 dny +3

    he's one of the most brilliantly and naturally funny people I've ever seen.

  • @meganh4011
    @meganh4011 Před 22 dny +29

    Wow they only let 15 years go by before they released it to the public for free very generous of comedy Central

  • @moresnacksplease526
    @moresnacksplease526 Před 22 dny +7

    Thumbnail follow-up, "...but it's GREAT at cocaine!" ah how can you hate on this guy, he's way too charming and polite.

  • @user-tc5pl3zw3h
    @user-tc5pl3zw3h Před 21 dnem +11

    I always refer to this story as "The Salt & Pepper Pussycats". It is one of the most greatest, eternally classic comedy stories I have ever heard. I listen to this every time I see it somewhere. I send it to other people. I've played it 21 times, with a different john Mulaney bit as number 8. I've got the poster, and everything. I even made my own shirt about it.
    I still laughed when I watched this one.

  • @jennifermarshall7582
    @jennifermarshall7582 Před 18 dny +8

    Boy, he nailed it on Trump in 2009.

  • @myco_chaotix
    @myco_chaotix Před 23 dny +15

    The trump-bit aged well.

  • @horrorandcats
    @horrorandcats Před 15 dny +19

    Oh hey, some still-relevant Donald Trump jokes. 34 felonies babyyy

  • @alexbaran3239
    @alexbaran3239 Před 22 dny +3

    I've listened to The Top Part so many times but never actually seen most of the bits performed. Honestly exactly how I pictured most of them but still pretty cool to see a baby Baby J.

  • @aliwalid3806
    @aliwalid3806 Před 16 dny +3

    He's one of my favorites...😂

  • @MrCreed145
    @MrCreed145 Před 23 dny +2

    Absolutely slayed

  • @amygerstle2037
    @amygerstle2037 Před 6 dny

    I really enjoyed the whole set but especially playing What's new pussycat over and over in the diner and now i can't get it out of my head🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @twentyfifthdui4717
    @twentyfifthdui4717 Před 22 dny +4

    I totally relate to having a brain for basketball but not the body. I practiced under the basket behind the head toss up kiss off the glass reverse layups a lot and was very good at it, but at 5'9'' and a 4 inch vertical, it was never going to matter.

    • @reckingcrew2277
      @reckingcrew2277 Před 13 dny

      No hate, but if you play basketball, and you can’t make that 95% of the time, that’s a problem

  • @bonnysyk2739
    @bonnysyk2739 Před 2 dny

    I swear I have never laughed more

  • @heyelliew
    @heyelliew Před 22 dny +6

    15 years have passed!?! How dare you CC for reminding me I’m old!

  • @pelletfunner6701
    @pelletfunner6701 Před 22 dny +1

    Had me laughing! ❤

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 Před 22 dny +2

    Ohh he was a baby here! I didn't even know he did this😂

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 Před 8 dny +1

    I knew back when this aired that this kid was going places

  • @BritInvLvr
    @BritInvLvr Před 23 dny +5

    My friends and I put in a bunch of money into the jukebox at Shakey’s pizza and played over and over The Beatles “You Know My Name (Look Up The Number”. lol. This was back in the late 70s. I doubt if any jukebox in any country has that song in it.

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn Před 23 dny +1

      Especially now when due to copyrights you can't find the Beatles on any jukebox.

    • @mattgies
      @mattgies Před 22 dny +2

      Since it's the B-side to "Let It Be", any jukebox still spinning vinyl might have it.

    • @daveubermensch
      @daveubermensch Před 19 dny

      ​@@steveconn, what are talking about? I play them on jukeboxes constantly.

    • @daveubermensch
      @daveubermensch Před 19 dny

      That Beatles song is on Touchtunes. It's on 65,000 or so jukeboxes across the US.

  • @dreamulator
    @dreamulator Před 23 dny +2

    I AM WORKING ON A FLIP OF TOM JONES BECAUSE OF THIS BIT

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 22 dny +2

    Love the end of the drag Queen bit!

  • @ks20227
    @ks20227 Před 21 dnem +3

    Still hilarious after all this time.

  • @jwelch5742
    @jwelch5742 Před 23 dny +1

    John Mulaney won 3 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics - Saturday Night Live: Host: Justin Timberlake: Justin Timberlake Monologue, Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City and Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - John Mulaney: Baby J.

  • @camaro84rules
    @camaro84rules Před 3 dny +1

    It's crazy to think this little dude was doing MAAAAD drugs and probably high during this

  • @Immortal10364
    @Immortal10364 Před 23 dny +5

    LOVE FROM PUNE INDIA🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 🥰❤🙂😍😉🤝😎❤❤🥰

  • @jadenwaz9585
    @jadenwaz9585 Před 6 dny

    it is crazy how well this aged

  • @samuelbankston2108
    @samuelbankston2108 Před 23 dny +5

    Old but hilarious

  • @johnquinn4680
    @johnquinn4680 Před 19 dny +4

    Definitely the best stand up comedian without a doubt

  • @tjtampa214
    @tjtampa214 Před 8 dny +1

    Really like him.

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON Před 23 dny +1

    Baby J- FR!

  • @flavanz_
    @flavanz_ Před 21 dnem

    Hes some kind of a special jem fr

  • @annaparr9218
    @annaparr9218 Před 16 dny +1

    i used to listen to the audio on spotify to go to sleep

    • @Sentient729
      @Sentient729 Před 14 dny +1

      And I thought I was the only one who fell asleep to comedy audio. Lol

  • @richardlynch1094
    @richardlynch1094 Před 16 dny +3

    I like this guy. Whatever happened to him? Haha #2024

  • @blushark8385
    @blushark8385 Před 23 dny +9

    And the hobo said "in the end, I will become president of the United States"

  • @joshuarainn951
    @joshuarainn951 Před 18 dny

    it’s missing the Ted and the 20 passenger plane part 😭😭

  • @simplenough
    @simplenough Před 13 dny

    Took them long enough to upload this. RIP Comedy Central

  • @simplenough
    @simplenough Před 13 dny +1

    I wish he went deeper on 4:15
    He took the easy way out

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 Před 23 dny +3

    Social commentary spot on. Logic is lovely and you've made it hilarious.

    • @vipr1142
      @vipr1142 Před 23 dny

      I am a crossdresser and I am offended. How dare you, the comedian and you like this?

    • @MsBritanie73
      @MsBritanie73 Před 23 dny +1

      ​@@vipr1142Bro. Thick skin if that's your God given American choice you've made. I'm fat. If I wear clothes that are 3 sizes too small, ppl are going to look and comment. Js

    • @TrueSeanja
      @TrueSeanja Před 23 dny

      You dumb is you?

  • @JaxenRossisback
    @JaxenRossisback Před 17 dny

    10:47, you’re welcome.

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 Před 20 dny +3

    Imagine if the hobo Trump bit included him being President

  • @MrWCLewis12
    @MrWCLewis12 Před 17 dny

    Michael Jr told the subway joke first and better.

  • @jreidtastic
    @jreidtastic Před 23 dny

    And, that’s how we were all spared by having Law & Order canceled. Thankfully!

  • @jhaimp.sullivan5618
    @jhaimp.sullivan5618 Před 16 dny

    Dam..lol

  • @His_Masterpiece
    @His_Masterpiece Před 22 dny

    Who said it first; John or Michael Jr? 😬

  • @jelster2
    @jelster2 Před 17 dny

    What in the world happened to the aspect ratio on this conversion? It's neither 16x9 nor 4x3, and somehow still has pillarboxing.

  • @jacobfisher8276
    @jacobfisher8276 Před 23 dny +6

    the first joke is taken from someone else he just threw the train part

  • @davidthomas6094
    @davidthomas6094 Před 17 dny +1

    It's intriguing that there's this one young woman in the front row near center who never claps, at least after his Trump material, and didn't stand up for the pretty general ovation. Maybe she was dragged there by a companion. Can't please everyone as a comic...

  • @aloewishus
    @aloewishus Před dnem

    ..comedy too

  • @AddictiveSin
    @AddictiveSin Před 19 dny +1

    WHY IS THIS SHOWING UP IN 2024 searches???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • @fernandorosales2789
    @fernandorosales2789 Před 18 dny

    Tell me you've never been to a drag show without telling me you've never been to a drag show.

  • @judithgillette144
    @judithgillette144 Před 18 dny +1

    ???....... a housewife in a Far Side cartoo???????

  • @marthaw7664
    @marthaw7664 Před 14 dny +3

    Trump is a felon now!…😂

  • @KayleeG0
    @KayleeG0 Před 17 dny

    Damn young John rehab is coming 2020 do all the coke you can buddy

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas Před 20 dny +3

    Is the joke about drag queens offensive in 2024? Hope not because as a woman Ive long wondered the same thing about their fashion choices, esp considering that most biological women don’t even want to look like that. Seems like it’s more about embodying a particular style vs general womanhood/femininity?

    • @monkberrymoon4042
      @monkberrymoon4042 Před 15 dny +1

      Oh my. It's pretty funny that we've reached a point where a woman is worried about being offensive to people whose main goal is to stereotype a group to its lowest common denominator. Kinda like if we tiptoed around Amos n' Andy......

    • @calexprenas
      @calexprenas Před 15 dny

      ⁠@@monkberrymoon4042whose main goal is to stereotype a group to its lowest common denominator? The irony in this comment is funnier than the original joke!

    • @monkberrymoon4042
      @monkberrymoon4042 Před 15 dny

      @@calexprenas Uh, it's the drag queens. In fact, that was the point to the joke. I can recognize that someone is doing a mocking stereotype without believing that the stereotype is true.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough Před 13 dny

      The “joke” was offensive then. There wasn’t a joke actually, he was just pissed some bitchy gay men insulted him.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough Před 13 dny

      @@monkberrymoon40424:45 isn’t really a joke lol

  • @funnysideup819
    @funnysideup819 Před 23 dny +1

    Did anyone like “everyone’s in LA”

  • @jonthephotog777
    @jonthephotog777 Před 18 dny +1

    The first part of this act was stolen from another comedian.

  • @AddictiveSin
    @AddictiveSin Před 19 dny +1

    I want to see something NEWWWWW

  • @abej9790
    @abej9790 Před 22 dny

    Didn't know he was a funny comedian. He definitely looks less funny on TV. I guess he became an adult.

  • @LeesaDeAndrea
    @LeesaDeAndrea Před 23 dny +2

    2009. Fifteen year old video. Don't they have something more recent?

    • @jaysenyork3934
      @jaysenyork3934 Před 22 dny +1

      Cocaine is a helluva drug.

    • @LeesaDeAndrea
      @LeesaDeAndrea Před 22 dny

      @@jaysenyork3934 I thought he was off the drugs since he became a dad. Has he relapsed again?

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions Před 21 dnem +1

      I think he's sober still

    • @brendatomlinson
      @brendatomlinson Před 21 dnem +1

      @@LeesaDeAndreaI sure hope he’s staying sober. I need him to stay around for many years to come!

    • @tylercarrell
      @tylercarrell Před 14 dny

      New special is on Netflix

  • @mariahelizabeth_ent
    @mariahelizabeth_ent Před 16 dny

    Yikes…

  • @pigdestroyer-lm1sk
    @pigdestroyer-lm1sk Před 22 dny

    Wow only 12h ago and only 20000 views comedy central fell off

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn Před 23 dny

    One senses Mulaney hasn't connected with an authentic emotion in his life.

  • @achgrave
    @achgrave Před 21 dnem

    Oh it didn't aged well

  • @TrueSeanja
    @TrueSeanja Před 23 dny

    This has not aged well.

    • @greekboi79
      @greekboi79 Před 23 dny +7

      Why not ? His Donald trump schtick is dead on

    • @TrueSeanja
      @TrueSeanja Před 23 dny

      But the DRAG part hasn’t.

    • @greekboi79
      @greekboi79 Před 23 dny +3

      @@TrueSeanja yeah I’ll give you that. He’s definitely a progressive guy though. I give them a pass if there not from the community and they learn and grow

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough Před 13 dny

      @@TrueSeanjathe truly ironic part is that he later played a drag queen on SNL, and the joke was that he was mean. He literally had a chance to do the opposite of what pissed him off… and he didn’t

    • @monkberrymoon4042
      @monkberrymoon4042 Před 12 dny

      @@TrueSeanja What's wrong with it?

  • @cam_br0wn426
    @cam_br0wn426 Před 23 dny +2

    mid, punchlines aren't ready yet for a special. next time

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef Před 23 dny +9

      You know this is like 15 years old, and he’s had like six successful standup specials since then and been on and written for a bunch of shows?

    • @TrueSeanja
      @TrueSeanja Před 23 dny +1

      But this one is cringe.

  • @AddictiveSin
    @AddictiveSin Před 19 dny +1

    Trash trash

  • @AddictiveSin
    @AddictiveSin Před 19 dny +1

    Trash

  • @WonderLady
    @WonderLady Před 20 dny +1

    Anyone else lose respect for him?

  • @donalddiem308
    @donalddiem308 Před 9 dny

    Dude you’re just not funny !!!

  • @wrthrash
    @wrthrash Před 23 dny

    So sad JM thinks he's a comedian, dang.