True Confessions with John Mulaney and Pete Davidson

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  • John Mulaney, Pete Davidson and Jimmy play a game where they take turns confessing a random fact before interrogating each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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  • @maryofbears6252
    @maryofbears6252 Před 3 lety +21454

    A teenager, his over-enthusiastic father, and a time-travelling lawyer walk into an interrogation room...

    • @herinecat
      @herinecat Před 3 lety +160

      this.

    • @perkushin
      @perkushin Před 3 lety +299

      Time traveled from like the 50s where the men talked in that higher range voice in the radio dramas.

    • @emmadavis1584
      @emmadavis1584 Před 3 lety +110

      Diametrically opposed foes...

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 Před 3 lety +67

      @@emmadavis1584 they emerged with a compromise having opened doors that were previously closed, bros?

    • @emmadavis1584
      @emmadavis1584 Před 3 lety +57

      @@firstnamelastname6016 The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power a system he can shape however he wants the Virginians emerge with the nation's capital and here's the pièce de résistance

  • @thecomidicpenguin
    @thecomidicpenguin Před 4 lety +18650

    The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh

    • @bernicebravo12
      @bernicebravo12 Před 4 lety +913

      @craisins 86 the way he was asking questions almost sounded like he was really interrogating them..

    • @rattatattattattat2027
      @rattatattattattat2027 Před 4 lety +477

      His voice went to this tone that was like straight facts, NY. No. Yes.

    • @WaywardAngel13
      @WaywardAngel13 Před 4 lety +357

      "John, this is what you've been training for."

    • @TheWinstonSlip
      @TheWinstonSlip Před 4 lety +268

      “This toothbrush is BONE dry.”

    • @laylrin4691
      @laylrin4691 Před 3 lety +78

      @Band&Marvel Geek he's had practice did you not remember Princess Diana and Tyler and the bench

  • @Bella-wb3yw
    @Bella-wb3yw Před 3 lety +17837

    John: Full suit
    Pete: Looks like he's at mcdonalds at 2 am

    • @geenobby1164
      @geenobby1164 Před 3 lety +173

      My thoughts exactly😂😭 McDonald's or some random after party😂

    • @CxrlJ
      @CxrlJ Před 3 lety +19

      Why is there only one comment lol

    • @JustinHeideman
      @JustinHeideman Před 3 lety +87

      Pretty much how both of them always dress lol

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 3 lety +22

      everybody's gotta have a schtick.

    • @Dennis-rl7ni
      @Dennis-rl7ni Před 3 lety +6

      Hes awesome

  • @brooke5311
    @brooke5311 Před 3 lety +32128

    love how they were so surprised when Pete went to Jamaica but when John's neighbor was a cannibal they just agreed.

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs Před 3 lety +1165

      Also love the low-key "we all know you're an alcoholic, Jimmy" vibes when Jimmy read his lol

    • @omg-kb8oc
      @omg-kb8oc Před 3 lety +430

      ... it’s probably armie hammer

    • @derlycalza5949
      @derlycalza5949 Před 3 lety +88

      It's cause who he went with thats why haha

    • @What_if_i_dont
      @What_if_i_dont Před 3 lety +8

      Lol

    • @ThatColin
      @ThatColin Před 3 lety +22

      Fehking spoiled it.

  • @jayjitsuu
    @jayjitsuu Před 4 lety +54517

    Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.

    • @sabrinaly2942
      @sabrinaly2942 Před 4 lety +1372

      How is this so accurate💀

    • @VintageNarwhal
      @VintageNarwhal Před 4 lety +269

      Lmao me and my brothers fs

    • @e.9874
      @e.9874 Před 4 lety +1046

      ironically john is the one who actually spent his youth doing crackcocaine lol

    • @jayjitsuu
      @jayjitsuu Před 4 lety +266

      Finn everyone who wears suits as much as John has done it 😂

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 Před 4 lety +324

      @@e.9874 but now he's afraid to get a flu shot, people change!

  • @fifthseas0n
    @fifthseas0n Před 4 lety +16194

    “I should read the email” LMFAOOO PETE AGREEING TO SOMETHING AND HE AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S GETTING INTO 😂

    • @mangos2888
      @mangos2888 Před 4 lety +83

      The Chad skits...

    • @Shishiriously
      @Shishiriously Před 4 lety +156

      Going to Steely Dan not knowing it's a band

    • @kaeleycrowe7853
      @kaeleycrowe7853 Před 3 lety +73

      This is how he lives he whole life! 😂

    • @Maussiegamer
      @Maussiegamer Před 3 lety +62

      hey wanna go to jamaica?
      pete: frick yes

    • @katiee4396
      @katiee4396 Před 3 lety +20

      Shishir Srivastava when he thought Steely Dan was a comedian

  • @TheDemonRespawn
    @TheDemonRespawn Před 3 lety +5530

    This is the world’s weirdest AA meeting

    • @angelic_stargaze
      @angelic_stargaze Před 3 lety +10

      Fuck you.

    • @dri_marie9615
      @dri_marie9615 Před 3 lety +59

      @@angelic_stargaze Ya need to chill Ayding, take a Vicodin

    • @jlondon1441
      @jlondon1441 Před 3 lety +53

      I loved the bit of “why?” “Because we’ve all been there”. Definitely three guys who have been known to indulge in the past.

    • @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375
      @sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 Před 2 lety +14

      No kidding. Because of COVID a family member of mine has been going to virtual meetings and some of the stories I have overheard have been insane!

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 Před 2 lety +6

      @@angelic_stargaze take a little Pete Davidson and chillax, my man

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 Před 3 lety +2988

    I'm not saying that John's cannibal neighbor was Armie Hammer, I'm just saying that I've never seen John's cannibal neighbor and Armie Hammer in a room together.

    • @hinotolikoso1876
      @hinotolikoso1876 Před 2 lety +20

      sus

    • @binx414
      @binx414 Před 2 lety +20

      👀

    • @lokilaufeyson234
      @lokilaufeyson234 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah that's way too sus

    • @jalisa.__3976
      @jalisa.__3976 Před 2 lety +4

      I love this comment 😂

    • @GrandLilith
      @GrandLilith Před 6 měsíci +2

      I know it's a joke, but Armie Hammer never even got arrested. That old money really does make things go away even in this age of social media where everyone knows what happened.

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps Před 3 lety +12044

    “WHO?”
    “It’s country music”
    “Oh”

  • @cautionhazardous2236
    @cautionhazardous2236 Před 4 lety +23601

    I want Pete Davidson and John Mulaney to have a show together where they’re just themselves

    • @ltucker8
      @ltucker8 Před 4 lety +555

      They could do a podcast, and have bill hader with them

    • @ericlin2311
      @ericlin2311 Před 4 lety +60

      They already had Chad Horror Movie

    • @celion5798
      @celion5798 Před 4 lety +11

      Eric Lin and uncle meme

    • @ElTurbinado
      @ElTurbinado Před 4 lety +4

      Caution Hazardous me too but without pete

    • @taylorf.1259
      @taylorf.1259 Před 4 lety +2

      Luke Tucker oh my god yes

  • @LoveyRockHowell
    @LoveyRockHowell Před 3 lety +5637

    I feel like these are the human embodiments of weed, cocaine and alcohol and i am dying to see the animated version

    • @sharanyadayal9699
      @sharanyadayal9699 Před 3 lety +298

      Pete, John and Jimmy respectively 🤪

    • @LoveyRockHowell
      @LoveyRockHowell Před 3 lety +23

      @@sharanyadayal9699 oh 💯

    • @apertureAI-jw1iz
      @apertureAI-jw1iz Před 3 lety +61

      It's funny because John actually tried cocaine before.

    • @lennibizzle
      @lennibizzle Před 3 lety +305

      @@apertureAI-jw1iz "tried"

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 3 lety +35

      John's not wired enough tho. if this is him coked out he must be comatose normally. John maybe is Martinis, while Jimmy might be coke but with like a Xanex chaser.

  • @oliverstvchannel6442
    @oliverstvchannel6442 Před 3 lety +4417

    "Where did the evening start?"
    "New York."
    "YES. It's true."
    That was GOLD. When you put Pete and John in a room, it makes everything better.

    • @marcelamunoz556
      @marcelamunoz556 Před 2 lety +1

      Qqqqqqqq

    • @r0sewat3r
      @r0sewat3r Před 2 lety +10

      literally the best part.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 Před 2 lety +7

      Must have happened a lot lol

    • @markavolberding
      @markavolberding Před rokem

      That's because Jimmy is an alcoholic, and he is sitting at a table with two addicts. 99.99% sure John and Pete have done the exact same thing- started with a drink, a pill, or a line, and then woken up a day or two later in a different city.

    • @abrielrobertsson4160
      @abrielrobertsson4160 Před rokem

      It's true because Jimmy is an alcoholic and he knew it's his thing.

  • @jenniemeal
    @jenniemeal Před 5 lety +25764

    "No. He never said to me in the elevator, 'guess what?'"

    • @valeriaalvarez2920
      @valeriaalvarez2920 Před 4 lety +138

      1:21

    • @bronte4991
      @bronte4991 Před 4 lety +221

      so were the people he was going to eat

    • @avab1309
      @avab1309 Před 4 lety +9

      bronte lord hopefully

    • @jetsetstunna
      @jetsetstunna Před 4 lety +6

      bronte lord sometimes people pay to be eaten. so. maybe not.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 Před 4 lety +16

      "So he said, I'm going to EAT you!!" -- spoken in John Mulaney voice.

  • @marinamoger
    @marinamoger Před 3 lety +40049

    how crazy is john’s life to the point where he had a cannibalistic neighbor and it’s NEVER been in a stand up routine

    • @luvtori4447
      @luvtori4447 Před 3 lety +519

      it has? i feel like it has but maybe it was a fever dream lmao

    • @marinamoger
      @marinamoger Před 3 lety +292

      tori gonzo maybe you could find it on youtube but it’s never been in one of his big ones

    • @luvtori4447
      @luvtori4447 Před 3 lety +169

      Marina Moger damn idk why but i have this vivid memory of watching a scene where he talks about it? maybe i’m just crazy lmao

    • @marinamoger
      @marinamoger Před 3 lety +25

      @@luvtori4447 idk maybe i missed it lmao

    • @clareclaxton5060
      @clareclaxton5060 Před 3 lety +163

      Oh he had another one two! Twice his neighbor was a cannibal

  • @areonai1483
    @areonai1483 Před 3 lety +842

    the fact that Mulaney clearly wanted to keep talking about Pete's trip when the segment ended sends me every time

  • @jerhatfield1
    @jerhatfield1 Před 3 lety +590

    I like how Pete going to Jamaica with Lorne is the most WTF story to these three, when one of them literally told a true story about living in a building with a cannibal.

    • @gabe4u22
      @gabe4u22 Před rokem

      Is because you now know why Pete Davidson is still famous and not irrelevant.

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Před 3 lety +21020

    This looks like two gay fathers that aren’t mad at their son, just disappointed.

  • @GP-ci8qt
    @GP-ci8qt Před 5 lety +9420

    John Mulaney's life must be wild if he was the neighbor of a cannibal and he never did stand up about it

    • @theredheadsaidNYC
      @theredheadsaidNYC Před 4 lety +186

      no, that's just living in New York. :) (spoken as a former New Yorker)

    • @rosebud5788
      @rosebud5788 Před 4 lety +63

      i swear he talked about it somewhere before though

    • @dinam651
      @dinam651 Před 4 lety +56

      I am aware of this news story. The guy was conspiring to commit acts of rape and cannibalism but the FBI busted him before he had a chance

    • @danielvera3731
      @danielvera3731 Před 4 lety

      I remember watching this cannibal story on crime watch daily #facts

    • @mollydougherty6996
      @mollydougherty6996 Před 4 lety +14

      He actually did!! I saw his standup and he told an extended version of this story. :)

  • @angelluang2705
    @angelluang2705 Před 3 lety +2847

    Was John Mulaney’s neighbor Armie Hammer??

    • @bumblebee6469
      @bumblebee6469 Před 3 lety +134

      I DIGGED to find this 😭

    • @kaitlynnichole476
      @kaitlynnichole476 Před 3 lety +9

      Why would it be Armie Hammer? I’m genuinely curious.

    • @kenziemarch425
      @kenziemarch425 Před 3 lety +95

      @@kaitlynnichole476 I could go into it, but if you just google his name right now I’m sure the top 20 results will answer this question better than I could

    • @poopoo2536
      @poopoo2536 Před 3 lety +5

      DHHSJSFSHSHSH

    • @harryr5785
      @harryr5785 Před 3 lety +11

      nawt armie hammer😭

  • @elianamarshall9333
    @elianamarshall9333 Před 3 lety +623

    my favorite part is “that’s ✨hollywood✨”

  • @julesking1303
    @julesking1303 Před 3 lety +24336

    “Do you remember the Cannibal Cop”
    **several women in the audience** “YES”
    and that’s on True Crime demographics

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 Před 3 lety +270

      There were docs on that case so I'm surprised more people didn't know. When he mentioned New York and Cannibalism I immediately thought of the Cannibal Cop. Didn't know others were caught up in it as well.

    • @willgowan1423
      @willgowan1423 Před 3 lety +154

      3/4 of a gay man and bored adult women are pretty much the same demographic in my opinion

    • @V_Padilha
      @V_Padilha Před 3 lety +108

      And that woman was Bill Hader. True story

    • @azoozsaoud2470
      @azoozsaoud2470 Před 3 lety +40

      Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.
      Update: time for the typical “omg you guy I didn’t think this comment would blow up like this! thanks so much the likes!” edit

    • @sakirarose5433
      @sakirarose5433 Před 3 lety +35

      pete: a simple hoodie and black sweatpants
      john: a full on s u i t

  • @laurenmarzocca3903
    @laurenmarzocca3903 Před 5 lety +18063

    "he was quiet...but he was so hungry."

    • @MicaelaBonner
      @MicaelaBonner Před 5 lety +13

      Lauren Marzocca I just wanted to be the 1000th like

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP Před 5 lety +50

      He had to keep his mouth shut… to keep himself from eating John 😈.

    • @mariamatsumura5934
      @mariamatsumura5934 Před 4 lety +2

      Lauren Marzocca 🤣🤣🤣

    • @4nando234
      @4nando234 Před 4 lety +12

      He was probrably at the Salt and Pepper Diner with John

    • @arimfshapiro7907
      @arimfshapiro7907 Před 4 lety +8

      Mulaney is the comic genius of the decade.

  • @mariaeliza17
    @mariaeliza17 Před 3 lety +904

    the way john is just staring at pete in pure shocked confusion while he tells them how he ended up in Jamaica with lorne is absolutely sending mw

  • @br44t
    @br44t Před 3 lety +626

    john looks like an worried but kindhearted unforgiving lawyer and jimmy looks like his enthusiastic dad and pete is their child that goes through at least six identity crisis a month but is getting better

  • @saracarr3382
    @saracarr3382 Před 4 lety +11424

    "His voice is like, what interrogation is" classic

    • @supremeslayer1719
      @supremeslayer1719 Před 3 lety +62

      Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.

    • @thatguy720
      @thatguy720 Před rokem +3

      @@supremeslayer1719 Twins separated at birth. One grew up with a rich family, the other grew up with…uhh….let’s just end it there

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Před 4 lety +8330

    2:46
    “What message boards are you on?”
    “I’m not on these! ....My neighbors and friends are.”
    Underrated joke lmao

    • @oliviatrippeer8909
      @oliviatrippeer8909 Před 4 lety +4

      Rafael Enriquez nah ha e you seen his new kids Netflix special (I forget what’s called but it’s set up like a kids show like Barney)

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 Před 4 lety +11

      I knw right!!!!! I expected more laughs!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @boobies8658
      @boobies8658 Před 4 lety +2

      Olivia Trippeer the lunch bunch kids?

    • @youslut
      @youslut Před 4 lety +20

      It's more an encompass of his humor. He throws them out like that regularly lol

    • @michaelchinchen
      @michaelchinchen Před 4 lety +9

      This just proves Mulaney has them both beat. His joke wooshed right past their heads.

  • @beltop5
    @beltop5 Před rokem +203

    Pete and John are like if the same person was raised in two different universes in different families

  • @nataliacontreras8490
    @nataliacontreras8490 Před 3 lety +360

    Im having a major Pete Davidson phase right now and I’m not mad

  • @videoaddict961
    @videoaddict961 Před 5 lety +14463

    "So Cannibalism totally illegal at this point"...I miss the 80s

    • @estrellagutierrez1198
      @estrellagutierrez1198 Před 5 lety +247

      waitaminute

    • @vulc1
      @vulc1 Před 5 lety +130

      Didn't you get it, cannibalism was illegal in NYC, but no one said was illegal in LA

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @justinbel68
      @justinbel68 Před 4 lety +17

      Anthony Hopkins joined the chat, with his 1991 Academy Award.

    • @rfrost4708
      @rfrost4708 Před 4 lety +9

      The FBI wants to know your location.

  • @todayjackdo7036
    @todayjackdo7036 Před 4 lety +8020

    "A man, your senior, goes, that kid, Jamaica"

  • @misslarkinreed
    @misslarkinreed Před 2 lety +271

    "So, cannibalism is totally illegal at this point." Sometimes, rarely, Jimmy is hilarious.

  • @ryn5907
    @ryn5907 Před 3 lety +13940

    John looked seriously concerned when he found out Pete's one lmao

    • @winnieb3324
      @winnieb3324 Před 3 lety +125

      Really tho and the music in the back fitted well

    • @AndresGarcia-ts3cf
      @AndresGarcia-ts3cf Před 3 lety +463

      He looked upset and jealous, because after Pete said he was 20 and only his first year him and Fallon both said no way, no one is that close to Lorne so early. Lol but the way Pete described it, it was more like right place right time.

    • @angelfranklynn2702
      @angelfranklynn2702 Před 3 lety +6

      can’t wait to get to that part !!:O

    • @ashleerenaelarsen8543
      @ashleerenaelarsen8543 Před 3 lety +1

      @@winnieb3324 huh?

    • @calebk9111
      @calebk9111 Před 3 lety +232

      I would be concerned too. It sounds shady on Lorne's part. He shouldn't be giving the rookie special treatment, especially since it's so personal.

  • @Jack-yl9qh
    @Jack-yl9qh Před 4 lety +5026

    John: “I once killed a member of the royal family.”

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 Před 3 lety +211

    “You’ve probably told me this before....”
    “I haven’t, I’ve lived a full life. There’s many stories.” John 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

  • @andrewtaylor7981
    @andrewtaylor7981 Před 3 lety +159

    “I’m going to Jamaica, do you wanna come?”
    “Fuck yeah dude” 🤣🤣🤣 it’s just that simple, I love it. 😂 that’s such a Pete Davidson response lol

  • @chippycharley
    @chippycharley Před 4 lety +5483

    Pete and John need their own show. I could listen to their banter 24/7.

    • @eudorasmith3283
      @eudorasmith3283 Před 3 lety +23

      I believe they have a podcast

    • @katee3235
      @katee3235 Před 3 lety +5

      Brinadette Smith what’s it called

    • @zacharyl657bananas7
      @zacharyl657bananas7 Před 3 lety +1

      @@eudorasmith3283 what’s the name

    • @eudorasmith3283
      @eudorasmith3283 Před 3 lety +2

      @@zacharyl657bananas7 I was wrong, it’s John Mulaney and Nick Kroll

    • @jf4584
      @jf4584 Před 3 lety +8

      Call it stoners and suits

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 Před 5 lety +6977

    I feel like Jimmy seems alot less fake around other comedians, he must be much more comfortable than if it was some random celebrity

    • @guttedgirl9872
      @guttedgirl9872 Před 4 lety +40

      Didn’t he use to be a comedian? I don’t think he’s uncomfortable around other comedians pfft

    • @joshwaterman5526
      @joshwaterman5526 Před 4 lety +330

      Bill Haders bitch that’s literally what he said in his comment 🤦‍♂️ he said he’s more comfortable around comedians pfft.

    • @laylaabdulmateen-el6741
      @laylaabdulmateen-el6741 Před 4 lety +25

      @@guttedgirl9872 I love your username like same babe🤭

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 Před 4 lety +3

      Which Jimmy?

    • @jamiedaronco2385
      @jamiedaronco2385 Před 4 lety +170

      he’s comfortable around these guys because of snl. u can notice he seems a lot more genuine in his interviews with other snl cast members

  • @sara.sharma
    @sara.sharma Před 3 lety +808

    just two men and an asian-american woman playing a game of true confessions

  • @_kellyfurman
    @_kellyfurman Před 2 lety +152

    Jimmy and John: oh yeah [country music singer]
    Pete, embodying Gen Z spirit: *WHO*

  • @sais8681
    @sais8681 Před 4 lety +17554

    This shouldve been 30 mins atleast. Best "true confessions" bit for me.

    • @elizabethflood3612
      @elizabethflood3612 Před 4 lety +159

      I know, I want to hear more stories

    • @bell1297
      @bell1297 Před 4 lety +144

      True confessions always feels more comfortable than the actual interviews

    • @shellymese
      @shellymese Před 4 lety +42

      They also should have read off the lies

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂🤣

    • @guilhermefranco2930
      @guilhermefranco2930 Před 3 lety +11

      Before watching the video, I thought it was a rip off of Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions.
      After watching, I can say it's totally different and I was going to look like a total ass if I wrote that

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan Před 5 lety +4986

    If you said John Mulaney is from the 20s 40s or 80s, you would be right.

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl Před 5 lety +8

      You read my mind!!

    • @EthalaRide
      @EthalaRide Před 5 lety +43

      Young Immortal, my guy.

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 Před 4 lety +46

      He was born in the 20s and he's immortal.

    • @carmenburton4918
      @carmenburton4918 Před 4 lety +83

      He sounds like a narrator from a black and white ..private eye series..
      I can imagine him saying"you see, there was this dame, legs as long the Mississippi. She kinda,swayed in to my office"

    • @carmenburton4918
      @carmenburton4918 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ikkemenx I haven't seen it but will def try to now.. where is it.

  • @later5117
    @later5117 Před 2 lety +65

    "he was quiet, but he was so hungry-"
    This man is just hilarious

  • @amandamarshall1485
    @amandamarshall1485 Před 3 lety +85

    It’s actually kinda a sweet story. A senior successful man seeing a like-able guy who grew up without a dad and not a lot of money and asking “you wanna go on a vacation?”

  • @bunnicula7763
    @bunnicula7763 Před 4 lety +10234

    John: had a cannibal neighbor
    jimmy: woke up in Nashville
    Pete: I went to Jamaica with Lorne Michaels
    Jimmy and John: WOOOOAAHHHHH

  • @CasehBaltehmoe
    @CasehBaltehmoe Před 4 lety +4726

    “And we hAVE NOT SPOKEN SINce”

  • @itzelgallardo3592
    @itzelgallardo3592 Před 3 lety +131

    “that’s hollywood” *does finger guns* 😂 i’ve found my new favorite quote

  • @chasefollett4107
    @chasefollett4107 Před 3 lety +133

    I love how generally shocked Mulaney was that Pete went to Jamaica with Loren

  • @dinam651
    @dinam651 Před 4 lety +6159

    Based on John Mulaney's story, his former neighbor was my high school librarian. He got 15 years in jail. Planned cannibalism was one of numerous crimes of which he was convicted. Small world ...

    • @Antec121
      @Antec121 Před 4 lety +372

      He was a cop, HS librarian, and a cannbal? Busy guy

    • @TheRobotoon
      @TheRobotoon Před 4 lety +645

      @@Antec121 his neighbor was messaging the cannibal cop but wasnt the cannibal cop himself. Just another cannibal.

    • @saiyedahnayra5037
      @saiyedahnayra5037 Před 4 lety +15

      Dina M Stuyvesant hs?

    • @dinam651
      @dinam651 Před 4 lety +36

      @@saiyedahnayra5037 yes Stuyvesant alum class of 2010 :)

    • @saiyedahnayra5037
      @saiyedahnayra5037 Před 4 lety +69

      Dina M this is so crazy! im class of 2022 and our English teacher told us this story

  • @benfincher6918
    @benfincher6918 Před 5 lety +4447

    Pete Davidson has like the best one liners in this, while John mullaney is like the story telling god

  • @hanasdm
    @hanasdm Před 3 lety +145

    John Mulaney was genuinely shocked at Pete’s story. Look at his face! He was speechless

    • @rebekaht3077
      @rebekaht3077 Před 3 lety

      Hopefully that's not what caused him to relapse.

  • @annushankar3032
    @annushankar3032 Před 3 lety +474

    POV: you’re watching the cannibal segment days after the Armie Hammer thing

  • @richardmurray8515
    @richardmurray8515 Před 5 lety +8690

    Technically, that neighbour was not a cannibal; merely a hopeful, or aspiring, cannibal.

  • @ckeane4660
    @ckeane4660 Před 4 lety +2959

    Y’all ever think that John Mulaney could have been eaten and never been the most iconic comedian alive today?? Crazy

    • @annnasophia11
      @annnasophia11 Před 4 lety +1

      Caoimhe Keane 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @envyrem
      @envyrem Před 4 lety +78

      I'd like to believe he saw the tall child going through it and decided he didn't want his meat stressed

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 4 lety +71

      It was in 2013. He was already a little famous and had made many talk show appearances and some standup specials. He would be remembered forever as the SNL writer who was eaten by a cannibal.

    • @rowdy1197
      @rowdy1197 Před 4 lety +4

      I never heard of John mu-whoever till now how is he iconic

    • @kiranbabu3426
      @kiranbabu3426 Před 4 lety +3

      You are the same type of people that laugh at Amy Schumer gigs

  • @DUTCHESS924
    @DUTCHESS924 Před 3 lety +25

    “He never said to me in the elevator, ‘guess what? I might be a cannibal!’.” 😂

  • @JustinHeideman
    @JustinHeideman Před 3 lety +36

    “Yes.... it’s true..”
    “You have to ask questions!”
    “No I know you it’s true” 😂

  • @MH-yj4qq
    @MH-yj4qq Před 5 lety +5518

    John Mulaney looked hurt that Lorne never asked him to Jamaica

    • @HopeUnquenchable
      @HopeUnquenchable Před 4 lety +280

      “I...really want that to be a lie.”😂

    • @sscullyjasc
      @sscullyjasc Před 4 lety +320

      I think his next sentence showed why he was worried. He said you in your 20s is asked by a senior executive to join him in Jamaica

    • @kirstygunn4523
      @kirstygunn4523 Před 4 lety +156

      Lorne has a soft spot for pete hes even helped him get in to rehab ( i think more than once)he treats him like a son.

    • @Nix-281
      @Nix-281 Před 4 lety +7

      Same with Fallon xD

    • @avamiller1245
      @avamiller1245 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kirstygunn4523 that's nice.

  • @fairlyadorablepancreas3746
    @fairlyadorablepancreas3746 Před 4 lety +2792

    "I've lived a full life, I've many stories to tell.."
    More evidence that this tall kid was actually born in the 60s and has time-travelled to the present or something.

    • @roseschu5964
      @roseschu5964 Před 4 lety +7

      “Tall kid” I’m dead

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon Před 3 lety

      1940s. definitely born in the 40s & flourished as a young adult in the 1950s.

  • @netasanchez8084
    @netasanchez8084 Před 3 lety +64

    John Mulaney needs to play a lawyer or something in an old B&W 50s movie.

  • @elliegd
    @elliegd Před 3 lety +28

    “he was quiet, but he was so hungry” 😂😂

  • @riptidemonzarc3103
    @riptidemonzarc3103 Před 4 lety +4299

    Also, John's look of confused betrayal when Pete read out his card

    • @sereenakarsou3319
      @sereenakarsou3319 Před 4 lety +159

      Yesss Lorne kept Mullaney on for a long time and produced his show so this definitely looked like shock/jealousy 🤣

    • @simsamsammie
      @simsamsammie Před 3 lety +2

      +

    • @Emma.Evolve
      @Emma.Evolve Před 3 lety +91

      I read his face more as concerned

    • @fan2fics389
      @fan2fics389 Před 3 lety +31

      He thought some things were going down in Jamaica 😂😭

    • @babandeeprathore
      @babandeeprathore Před 3 lety +22

      Both of them looked jealous lol

  • @JoeMama-fp4gc
    @JoeMama-fp4gc Před 3 lety +403

    This first question didn’t age well with the Armie Hammer thing now.

    • @julianaleader480
      @julianaleader480 Před 3 lety +1

      omg that was literally my first thought 😭

    • @Justy8111
      @Justy8111 Před 3 lety +1

      sorry??

    • @JoeMama-fp4gc
      @JoeMama-fp4gc Před 3 lety +2

      @@Justy8111 sorry what lmfao ask a whole question

    • @aquakat3400
      @aquakat3400 Před 3 lety

      @@JoeMama-fp4gc what please explain your story

    • @JoeMama-fp4gc
      @JoeMama-fp4gc Před 3 lety +5

      @@aquakat3400 Armie Hammer had DM’s leaked and now multiple women are coming forward about him abusing them and hints of cannibalism or that he might have killed people have come up. If you wanna know the full thing just look at the highlights of @houseofeffi on instagram.

  • @amberthemagnificent7259
    @amberthemagnificent7259 Před 5 lety +7099

    "Where did you start?"
    "New York"
    ....
    "It's true"
    Damnnnnn gottem on the first question lmao 🤣

    • @artepjan
      @artepjan Před 4 lety +53

      I knew it right away, because Jimmy mentioned it in a game with Chrissy Teigen. So now we know Pete and John watch the show as well ;)

    • @therandom58
      @therandom58 Před 4 lety +64

      Petra J. It has nothing to do with that it’s simply bc Jimmy is a raging alcoholic

    • @JustMe-ic1zg
      @JustMe-ic1zg Před 4 lety +2

      Petra J. It’s because they know him, they’re friends.Pete even said so.

    • @percussionjamz6704
      @percussionjamz6704 Před 4 lety +3

      @@artepjan lol yeah not all.... Pretty much any comedian that mentions jimmy also mentions that hes a whole different person off the set and especially when hes drinking.

  • @KindaSorta451
    @KindaSorta451 Před 5 lety +4283

    “His voice is like what interrogation is” LMFAOOOO

  • @allybeggsss
    @allybeggsss Před 3 lety +74

    Plot twist: his neighbour was Armie Hammer

  • @Rav2277
    @Rav2277 Před 3 lety +19

    I think it’s hilarious they both are certain Jimmy’s story is true because it touches on that he’s so much more of a party animal than you’d think, and his friends in the SNL world know it first-hand.

  • @emmalee1374
    @emmalee1374 Před 4 lety +2871

    “but i didn’t wanna be like,, me around him” same, pete, same

    • @rosecoloredbby
      @rosecoloredbby Před 4 lety +36

      That's me around people in general lmao honey I'm reserved as hell

    • @TG-jp3tc
      @TG-jp3tc Před 4 lety +24

      I've never identified with a celebrity more.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 Před 3 lety +4

      @@TG-jp3tc was gonna type the exact same thing

  • @Star-ie8br
    @Star-ie8br Před 3 lety +4020

    "A man, your senior, goes 'that kid- Jamaica.'" 6:43
    So good xD

    • @ciku5179
      @ciku5179 Před 3 lety +28

      The way I don't want to like this comment because it's at the perfect 100 likes

  • @cieraleal8030
    @cieraleal8030 Před 3 lety +29

    I love how giggly pete always is😂

  • @no-gr4do
    @no-gr4do Před 3 lety +62

    I'm a simple girl, I see John Mulaney or Pete Davidson
    *i fucking jab my finger onto my phone screen aggressively*

  • @jtpotts617
    @jtpotts617 Před 5 lety +2709

    John: “I’ve lived a full life, there are many stories.”

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 Před 5 lety +4982

    When you have 3 talented comedians who genuinely like each other, it's always a great time.

  • @joepafjiga9015
    @joepafjiga9015 Před 2 lety +6

    0:24 "Yeah I should really read the emails" I have never resonated with anymore more in my life

  • @marii9915
    @marii9915 Před 3 lety +31

    John Mulaney’s neighbour must have been Armie Hammer💀💀

  • @ellaz6582
    @ellaz6582 Před 4 lety +5077

    Pete: talking about the travel experience with Lorne Michaels and laughing
    John: listening very seriously and stayed being shocked for a long enough time

  • @maia7436
    @maia7436 Před 4 lety +3189

    At the end, John looked so not ready to just "accept" Pete's story, he was looking at Jimmy a bit like "wait, I have so many questions about this vacation"

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls Před 3 lety +59

      Yeah, is Lorne taking advantage of a 20 yrs old? Why? 😂 what could this vacation mean?

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead Před 3 lety +68

      Cause Lorne is a fairly private person and also someone that all three of them know very well. Just didn't make sense for Lorne to invite Pete in the first season.

    • @starsandthemoon4281
      @starsandthemoon4281 Před rokem +5

      He was jealous, and impressed.

  • @kevin933
    @kevin933 Před rokem +7

    “No. He never said to me in the elevator “Guess what.”
    I love how Pete laughs before John even gets the joke out because Pete knew exactly where he was going with it

  • @kaiyasothern6305
    @kaiyasothern6305 Před 3 lety +13

    Jimmy and John look like the true interrogators and Pete just looks like he's in trouble for looting a general store or something 😂

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo Před 5 lety +10676

    Getting three SNL guys together always results in a good time.

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo Před 5 lety +8714

    I love Pete and John together. Literally best friends who need each other

    • @brotherhood5735
      @brotherhood5735 Před 5 lety +12

      Jimmy is Promo is that a dude perfect logo

    • @lancebuttercream9817
      @lancebuttercream9817 Před 5 lety +7

      No way. So it's hands down like a friends from childhood thing? That's awesome! Hell yeah, thanks for the comfort! I'll just go fuck myself now!

    • @zinebbnjl
      @zinebbnjl Před 2 lety +1

      That was literally the first thing i said when i started the video

  • @christinerosenwald5411
    @christinerosenwald5411 Před 3 lety +56

    John Mulaney seemed genuinely jealous about the Jamaica story.

    • @selcouthic
      @selcouthic Před 3 lety +21

      I personally don't think he was jealous, more like shocked. To be fair, Lorne is much much older than Pete and Pete was only 20 at that time so it was kinda shady. Plus, Pete was new.

    • @pleaserewind295
      @pleaserewind295 Před 3 lety +10

      It's pretty weird for an old guy to take a 20-year-old on a vacation with him.

  • @bella8889
    @bella8889 Před 5 lety +4812

    John: "So who was it?"
    Jimmy: "It was John Rich--"
    Pete: "Who??"
    Jimmy: "Of Big & Rich"
    Pete: "Who??"
    John: "Big & Rich!"
    Jimmy: *"It's country music"*
    Pete: *"Ohh"*
    I'm 💀

    • @breadfan_85
      @breadfan_85 Před 4 lety +177

      Pete: "So my reaction was correct"

    • @chasepotter2376
      @chasepotter2376 Před 4 lety +1

      Brad Miller so is he saying they’re not well known because they definitely are lol

    • @littlesoft5918
      @littlesoft5918 Před 4 lety +2

      Yuh got you

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 Před 4 lety +9

      @@chasepotter2376 the point is Pete doesn't know anything about country music. Even I've heard of Big and Rich even though I couldn't name one song.

    • @IAmWhiteEagle
      @IAmWhiteEagle Před 4 lety +7

      @@kokolatte825 I'm 30 and I've never heard of them and I listen to country and classic rock

  • @Damocles54
    @Damocles54 Před 4 lety +1571

    "He never said to me in the elevator 'you'll never believe who i had for dinner last night'"

    • @JC-qx3sr
      @JC-qx3sr Před 4 lety +7

      Damocles54 most underrated comment

  • @JaydenWorth
    @JaydenWorth Před 3 lety +22

    Jimmyboy: "So cannabilism, totally illegal at this point?"
    How old could John Mulaney be?

  • @OALM1991
    @OALM1991 Před 5 lety +5069

    Cannibalism???
    "Is this L.A?"
    "No, New York"
    *Oh*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    That explains it. Lol

  • @melanienavarro2083
    @melanienavarro2083 Před 5 lety +1875

    “ John rich”
    “ who”
    “ big and rich”
    “WHOO”
    “ it’s country music”
    “ oh” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lou9141
    @lou9141 Před 3 lety +14

    i love how pete is in a hoodie and sweatpants while everyone is wearing formal attire-

  • @GathererThompson
    @GathererThompson Před 2 lety +20

    Mulaney: "I hate sitting up straight. I hate it more than ISIS."
    This video:

  • @shreeyag.5411
    @shreeyag.5411 Před 5 lety +11454

    Anyone else think about how John was once a blackout drunk, smoked cocaine AND did mushrooms at one point? And now he's a self proclaimed "piece of plain white bread" XD
    EDIT: so this aged very poorly and I was a dumbass 12 yo when I wrote this. i just hope everyone involved is happy and healthy in the end and I wish them all the best of luck. (also pls don't attack other ppl in the comments :)

    • @SasquatchKB
      @SasquatchKB Před 5 lety +380

      ShreeyA GomataM ...smoked cocaine?

    • @synthetic4290
      @synthetic4290 Před 5 lety +914

      I think he meant to say drink cocaine.

    • @kaigeddes
      @kaigeddes Před 5 lety +20

      I think he tries to hard and it is off-putting.

    • @liluhaas
      @liluhaas Před 5 lety +2

      ShreeyA GomataM when?

    • @aleishaallen4076
      @aleishaallen4076 Před 5 lety +219

      Lila X in college. He talks a lot about it in his comedy specials. Very funny. He talks about getting drunk and taking drugs all the time 😂😂

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 Před 4 lety +7353

    John: my neighbor was arrested for cannibalism
    Jimmy: I went out for beer with a musician and woke up in Nashville
    Pete: I went to Jamaica with my boss
    John and Jimmy: THAT'S A LIE NO WAY

    • @AmaraEmme
      @AmaraEmme Před 3 lety +24

      @Yeps Neps that’s why they were both so jealous haha

    • @cathrynmarie4333
      @cathrynmarie4333 Před rokem +14

      the way they acted completely shocked SENT me. It's just because it's Lorne Michaels, if it was any other boss anywhere, that would have been normal.

  • @jacobjames295
    @jacobjames295 Před 2 lety +7

    Jimmy- “Did you have any clue he was suspicious of anything?”
    John- “No he never said to me in the elevator, ‘Guess what, I might be a cannibal.’ ”

  • @kierancarey3840
    @kierancarey3840 Před 3 lety +6

    2:12 “that’s Hollywood!” 🤣🤣

  • @1234lilmama1
    @1234lilmama1 Před 5 lety +2682

    0:43 “yeah I should read the emails” 💀😂

    • @laurenwong1970
      @laurenwong1970 Před 5 lety

      Kenzie Love I don’t get it...

    • @Nicole-bl3mo
      @Nicole-bl3mo Před 5 lety +106

      Asian Jesus like that they emailed out the rules of the game before they went on the show but Pete didn’t read them hence why he is asking all these questions

    • @laurenwong1970
      @laurenwong1970 Před 5 lety +5

      Thorvald at Liberty ohhhh thanks sorry you had to explain it to me!

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Před 4 lety

      *email

    • @darkgrandpriest1645
      @darkgrandpriest1645 Před 4 lety +3

      Lauren Wong even before that. There’s rules every guest agreesto. Also certain terms and conditions before being there. Q and A’s and such. That’s why everything is filmed before. Notice how when a host asks an over the the top question the guest looks surprised and either walks out or feels attacked? That’s cause that wasn’t agreed upon.

  • @killingblow528
    @killingblow528 Před 5 lety +3810

    2:21 This is so small but watch how Mulaney catches on and cues that last drum/cymbal hit.
    This man is actually perfect.

  • @lindsey5813
    @lindsey5813 Před 3 lety +82

    i didn’t know armie hammer was john mulaney’s neighbor!

  • @angelthrash1064
    @angelthrash1064 Před 3 lety +1

    when covid is over completely I BEG for a part 2 to this. this is my go to comfort video. please ask them both to do this again with you Jimmy please

  • @foxglovebohon4535
    @foxglovebohon4535 Před 4 lety +1867

    “so cannibalism is totally illegal at this point” fun fact cannibalism itself isnt illegal in 49 states, its usually just desecration of a corpse or murder or something to that effect that people get charged with. cannibalism itself is only illegal in idaho.

    • @jnorriect
      @jnorriect Před 4 lety +213

      Well we found the cannibal ☝️☝️

    • @Heather-so4wr
      @Heather-so4wr Před 4 lety +127

      @Jessica Stein Well, cannibalism apparently. But not to worry. It's illegal there now.

    • @samiaaguilar7729
      @samiaaguilar7729 Před 4 lety +34

      Me living in Idaho...👁👁👀👀

    • @Syaaarakickass
      @Syaaarakickass Před 3 lety +1

      stephanie soo told me this too

    • @abijo5052
      @abijo5052 Před 3 lety +31

      Same in the UK. If the person died of natural causes, and gave written consent, it'd be completely (legally) ok.

  • @lepanzon
    @lepanzon Před 5 lety +1422

    It makes me so happy that John is not only a good friend to Pete, but also it feels like he sort of decided to take him under his wing and become kind of a mentor to him, and that is dope.

  • @cathrynmarie4333
    @cathrynmarie4333 Před rokem +9

    I love that they were all on SNL, so it's like three people all coming back together. Like they know and love each other and it's fascinating to watch them,

  • @DeGreatHan1
    @DeGreatHan1 Před 3 lety +1

    This is my FAVORITE Confessions out of all of them. Watched it on repeat numerous times when it 1st came out. Still lovr it in 2021 ❤

  • @silverioescobedo953
    @silverioescobedo953 Před 5 lety +1774

    Pete and John look like Jimmy's conscience. Pete being the devil and John being the angel

    • @meghnaagarwal891
      @meghnaagarwal891 Před 5 lety +5

      Silverio Escobedo omg yes.

    • @GerardoLimon
      @GerardoLimon Před 5 lety +43

      This has to be a movie, could you imagine two hours of them getting Jimmy's movie character to do God only knows what?!

    • @darkgiggler
      @darkgiggler Před 5 lety +9

      what a great way to narrate this lol

    • @18azema
      @18azema Před 5 lety +5

      You nailed it.