pride and prejudice but everything is explained by john mulaney

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  • čas přidán 25. 03. 2021
  • Look guys, I know the video is too long, i know that. But I just. couldn't. CUT ANYTHING.
    How we all feelin? I'm a cross between pre-marriage Charlotte & Mr. Bennet.
    Thinkin about editing some more, thanks again for all the love to these videos ❤
    Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this video. I am not making money from this; it is purely for entertainment purposes. If there are any ownership issues from what is in the video, message me. This work is meant to parody the original material and is operating under fair use.
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

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  • @ellieswisher
    @ellieswisher Před 3 lety +7044

    Ok but the hand scene and “now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that” is what we’re all thinking when we watch it

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 Před 3 lety +10381

    “no one look at me or i’ll kill myself”
    *what do you mean darcy didn’t actually say this*

    • @icymoons
      @icymoons Před 3 lety +522

      that and "i will keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die"

    • @kiraalldredge48
      @kiraalldredge48 Před 3 lety +46

      I laughed so hard.

    • @lesleyfairbairn3899
      @lesleyfairbairn3899 Před 3 lety +70

      Those both got me too 🤣
      I fully believe Darcy said them and no one can change my mind

    • @ladymidnight80
      @ladymidnight80 Před 3 lety +71

      It's an introvert, he totally was thinking it

    • @lesleyfairbairn3899
      @lesleyfairbairn3899 Před 3 lety +29

      @@ladymidnight80 exactly! Internal monologue 😁

  • @sun_daes
    @sun_daes Před 2 lety +4635

    “nobody look at me or i’ll kill myself” THAT LINE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE DARCY-

    • @Kiwi_DeFruit
      @Kiwi_DeFruit Před rokem +35

      Thad added years to my life 🤣

    • @tangerine1884
      @tangerine1884 Před 11 měsíci +45

      NO SERIOUSLY- i’m watching the 1995 bbc special and he has ONE facial expression so far and it is exactly that. NOBODY LOOK AT ME OR ILL KMS

    • @charityshi9910
      @charityshi9910 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Honestly I think a lot of these annotation are more accurate than any versions of adaptions I saw 😂😂😂

    • @Chimchimchu
      @Chimchimchu Před 5 měsíci +3

      Let's CHANGE the SUBJECT.

    • @LillyAnarkitty
      @LillyAnarkitty Před 4 měsíci

      Ah yes the Dickinson em dash 👌

  • @lisaandothers
    @lisaandothers Před 2 lety +10793

    The editing of this video is so perfectly executed that it's hard to believe Mulaney wasn't referencing Pride and Prejudice in the first place

    • @emilys3638
      @emilys3638 Před 2 lety +183

      I was debating within myself the entire time because it was so well done!

    • @twobirds5921
      @twobirds5921 Před rokem +38

      That’s what I thought when I read the title but then I watched the video-

    • @Dolly-bc1dy
      @Dolly-bc1dy Před rokem +30

      Why is this so perfect?! 😂

    • @elainastandifer851
      @elainastandifer851 Před rokem +46

      WAIT HE WASNT

    • @paulbadenhorst7726
      @paulbadenhorst7726 Před rokem +28

      ​@elainastandifer851 No, he never read the book

  • @lizzypandora6986
    @lizzypandora6986 Před 3 lety +2705

    "Excuse me, I'm new in town, and it gets worse"
    Perfect lmao

  • @EmilyRitcheson
    @EmilyRitcheson Před 3 lety +5014

    “But Mary brought up a new separate, but interesting point...” I WHEEZED.

  • @bdp8102
    @bdp8102 Před 2 lety +3076

    The way Wickham pops up while John says "HELLO! I'm new in town and it GETS WORSE" honestly adds years to my life

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 Před 9 měsíci +36

      I mean it’s a fairly accurate summary of his character

    • @kimpritchard9819
      @kimpritchard9819 Před 3 měsíci

      Klk⁰】​@@gennybaratta2460

    • @Pirated89
      @Pirated89 Před dnem

      I laughed so hard I feel like I LOST a year. So insanely funny im dying.

  • @visheshabeyratne9345
    @visheshabeyratne9345 Před 8 měsíci +704

    "It's wrong to make fun of people but it's so fun sometimes."
    Jane Austen in a nutshell.

  • @jilly6765
    @jilly6765 Před 3 lety +4587

    Adults: The internet is a very scary and disturbing place
    The internet:

    • @afoolishfopdoodle3284
      @afoolishfopdoodle3284 Před rokem +5

      Three thousand likes and no comments? Well, here I come to change that!

    • @Caroline-dl2mv
      @Caroline-dl2mv Před rokem

      exactly

    • @DaniChapman
      @DaniChapman Před 3 měsíci +2

      And then this video restored faith in all of humanity. Once again.

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT Před 2 měsíci

      Well, maybe not the *entire* internet. 😉😊

  • @athanasiatomaras1953
    @athanasiatomaras1953 Před 3 lety +4115

    “nah nah nah sister you ain’t getting me to no secondary location “ I have never laughed more

    • @cecedavidson9531
      @cecedavidson9531 Před 3 lety +110

      Same, except for when I was still laughing and then heard "pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him"

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety +5

      1:09
      XD

  • @oglatnik
    @oglatnik Před 2 lety +2941

    “Ok, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably appologise to you” next to a clip of Jane is the funniest thing ever 😭

    • @mariesabine2385
      @mariesabine2385 Před rokem +28

      It’s so her

    • @kaylynnanson6231
      @kaylynnanson6231 Před rokem +26

      1) It's Jane and Bingley in a nutshell 😂
      2) I was your 1k like. Have a lovely day ❤

    • @oglatnik
      @oglatnik Před 2 měsíci

      @@kaylynnanson6231I only saw it now, aww

  • @nathanprime2434
    @nathanprime2434 Před 8 měsíci +839

    This is quite possibly one of the most niche but hysterical crossover is I’ve ever seen. This was amazingly done. Bravo

    • @joelrasdall7662
      @joelrasdall7662 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Replying as a second upvote; this was wonderful.

  • @TheMoonDejesus
    @TheMoonDejesus Před 3 lety +4877

    I literally think about that dude saying “exemplary boiled potatoes” every god damn day.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 Před 3 lety +79

      My brain is always so confused by such nonsensical utterings coming from Saffy's ex-husband.

    • @melissazapata3866
      @melissazapata3866 Před 3 lety +30

      Lmao that line always stuck for me too

    • @xanbell7723
      @xanbell7723 Před 3 lety +65

      my smol RECtory ABUTs her estate

    • @TheMoonDejesus
      @TheMoonDejesus Před 3 lety +3

      @@xanbell7723 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

    • @joecool2050
      @joecool2050 Před 3 lety +4

      Omg same 💀😭

  • @lizageorge8923
    @lizageorge8923 Před 3 lety +21059

    ok you know when two seemingly separate fandoms have a surprisingly large overlap

    • @cofcchick
      @cofcchick Před 3 lety +556

      Well, John did major in English so it makes some level of sense.

    • @khw_
      @khw_ Před 3 lety +177

      I have found my people

    • @cutiekoo7162
      @cutiekoo7162 Před 3 lety +18

      @Vivian Russell i do👁

    • @yurihuh
      @yurihuh Před 3 lety +57

      very interesting developments today looks like I’m not alone

    • @izzybitsyspider03
      @izzybitsyspider03 Před 3 lety +110

      Exactly! I was thinking "do all gen z love John mulaney and pride and prejudice or is it just a large, random overlap?" lmao you hit the nail on the head... this video worked so surprisingly well,,,funny af

  • @lindsayann1663
    @lindsayann1663 Před 7 měsíci +351

    “Oh that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse” his delivery of that line with that scene is so perfect

  • @abigailnovaria1266
    @abigailnovaria1266 Před 2 lety +1793

    “First off…. NO” at the proposal was PERFECT 💀

  • @meetaverma8372
    @meetaverma8372 Před 3 lety +3557

    things that made me laugh out loud:
    1. Mr darcy being called a "tall child"
    2. Mr. Wickem being "I'm new in town and it gets worse"
    3. Elizabeth's "first off, no"
    4. Elizabeth, rethinking the proposal, like "oh okay"
    5. "SCATTER"
    6. everything with Lady Catharine
    7. and that "huh, fine"

    • @Emm_er
      @Emm_er Před 3 lety +49

      "SCATTER" got me waking up my roommate from his nap 🤣😂

    • @ReneeCamus
      @ReneeCamus Před 3 lety +67

      What totally killed me was "I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." LOLOLOLOL!

    • @Emm_er
      @Emm_er Před 3 lety +15

      @@ReneeCamus That's the one that had me sharing this with my Mum. She's a huge P&P fan and she absolutely died 😂✨

    • @ReneeCamus
      @ReneeCamus Před 3 lety +2

      @@Emm_er Awesome. It's pretty hilarious. :)

    • @misse9735
      @misse9735 Před 3 lety +5

      Why does 2:42 to 3:07 work so well! 🤣 This is truly fine art 😂

  • @ravishing_rogue
    @ravishing_rogue Před 3 lety +3479

    “THE BREAD OF GOD IS BREEEAADD” that one fucking got me holy SHIT

    • @jelliclesongs
      @jelliclesongs Před 3 lety +38

      i wasn't expecting that lmao

    • @ameydisisto9270
      @ameydisisto9270 Před 3 lety +37

      it is taking all my willpower to not just cackle in the back of class right now. I had to just pause the video and breathe

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety

      6:52
      XD

    • @brotemca8020
      @brotemca8020 Před 2 lety +1

      If the bread god likes bread, is he a cannibal or is he gay?
      - a literal Christian (aka me)

  • @sarahelisabeth247
    @sarahelisabeth247 Před 2 lety +1134

    mrs bennett balling up the back of janes sport coat and pushing her towards mr bingley like a human shield is so funny and fits so well😭😭

  • @silverlimosine
    @silverlimosine Před 2 lety +513

    The “excuse me I’m new in town and it gets worse” with wickham was my breaking point

  • @Ashl333t
    @Ashl333t Před 3 lety +3378

    “Do you dance, Mr. Darcy?”
    “NAH NAH NAH SISTER! You’re not getting me to no secondary location!”
    😂😂😂😂 so glad this was in my recommended

    • @nado5918
      @nado5918 Před 3 lety +8

      My favorite part 😭😂

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 Před 3 lety +21

      I was laughing so hard at that part I stopped the video and came to the comments to see if anyone mentioned it

    • @desic3274
      @desic3274 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm so happy I started the day with this!

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety +1

      1:09
      XD

  • @jamiedecarlo9264
    @jamiedecarlo9264 Před 3 lety +2702

    The only change I could possibly think to make would be to put the quote "I have had a very long day, and I have no money, so you can imagine the stress I am under" where charlotte says "I am 27 years old, I've no money and no prospects...."

    • @ashleighzoda738
      @ashleighzoda738 Před 3 lety +105

      Omg that IS perfect! 😂

    • @vaticancameos221bbc2
      @vaticancameos221bbc2  Před 3 lety +576

      Listen, if you're gonna have better ideas than me, then why don't you take your sleeping bag and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE 🤣

    • @marissagarton4654
      @marissagarton4654 Před 3 lety +26

      @@vaticancameos221bbc2 part 2 👀

    • @MarkelleRayneeSheree
      @MarkelleRayneeSheree Před 3 lety +13

      @@vaticancameos221bbc2 Take your epipen, take your goddamn epipen.

  • @Lotus-sp6cu
    @Lotus-sp6cu Před 2 lety +451

    As someone who has seen neither Pride and Prejudice nor John Mulaney, I now want to consume both at immeasurable rates

    • @binx414
      @binx414 Před 10 měsíci +10

      You commented this a year ago; did you?

    • @Undydamon
      @Undydamon Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@binx414exactly we need answers

    • @jessicab.6394
      @jessicab.6394 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Tell us

    • @Lotus-sp6cu
      @Lotus-sp6cu Před 9 měsíci

      AUGH y'know I never got around to it unfortunately. It's on my list, but I haven't gotten there yet

    • @jessicab.6394
      @jessicab.6394 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Lotus-sp6cu if you have Netflix, nows the best time bc Pride and Prejudice is on there and all the referenced comedy specials are Netflix owned, so they're always on there. Just sayin

  • @rvcar
    @rvcar Před rokem +335

    10:35 “why dont you give me a candle for looking in the mirror and i’ll tremble off to bed in my long victorian nightgown.” Dead 💀

  • @esme_melody
    @esme_melody Před 3 lety +6331

    “mary ...brought up a new, separate...but interesting point” is a pretty good summary of mary’s character lol

    • @Liskafm352
      @Liskafm352 Před 2 lety +52

      Except it was originaly Caroline Bingley who said that, not Mary

    • @renaerolley5670
      @renaerolley5670 Před 2 lety +92

      @@Liskafm352: This version of the movie plays loose and fast with a LOT of things.

    • @livingandthriving
      @livingandthriving Před rokem +71

      @@Liskafm352 To be fair, that WAS the sort of thing Mary would say (and unlike Caroline, she would be 100% serious).

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Před rokem +6

      * except for the part where it's interesting

    • @esme_melody
      @esme_melody Před rokem +1

      idk i’ve only read the book ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @helloinspiration
    @helloinspiration Před 3 lety +4890

    Somebody needs to make sure John Mulaney sees this. He's seen the Shakespeare ones, but the fact that he brought up Austen in one of his routines means he HAS to see this one.

    • @ronjalaurila922
      @ronjalaurila922 Před 3 lety +43

      How do you know he’s seen the Shakespeare ones? They were so good

    • @helloinspiration
      @helloinspiration Před 3 lety +160

      @@ronjalaurila922 He brought it up in an interview once, how he hasn't read/seen most of the plays so he didn't understand all the references but he thought it was great

    • @ronjalaurila922
      @ronjalaurila922 Před 3 lety +5

      @@helloinspiration nice, thanks

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 Před 3 lety +1

      Yessssss

    • @cass3026
      @cass3026 Před 2 lety +5

      omg which interview did he mention it

  • @GSkis
    @GSkis Před 7 měsíci +59

    "Like What ... were you two in the Eagles together ... what is the animosity about?" ..... OMG I can't even 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sakine-animate
    @Sakine-animate Před 10 měsíci +33

    “Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him” 😂

  • @mashalyn2012
    @mashalyn2012 Před 3 lety +1867

    The "Mary brought up a new, separate but interesting, point" was scary perfect 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Před 3 lety +61

      Though of course, in the world of the book, Mary never brought up an interesting point in her life.

    • @nathanprime2434
      @nathanprime2434 Před 14 dny +1

      @@tejaswoman What's crazy is that if I'm remembering right, it was Caroline frikin BINGLY who said that line trying to sound intellectual and aloof.

  • @natalieb1219
    @natalieb1219 Před 2 lety +183

    7:24 “First off… no” BROKE ME PLEASE IT FIT SO WELL

  • @kimtan0627
    @kimtan0627 Před 7 měsíci +157

    Whoever thought of editing this two together is a genius and deserves everything they want in the world. 😂

    • @saoirsevicteoiria2759
      @saoirsevicteoiria2759 Před 3 měsíci +2

      It's truly genuis. It's one of the few things youtube recommends to me that I think I watch whenever it pops up. It's extraordinary.

    • @MilotheShrike
      @MilotheShrike Před měsícem +1

      It's crazy how accurate it is to the characters

  • @makaylaschmidt51
    @makaylaschmidt51 Před 3 lety +2671

    I’ve never seen or read pride and prejudice so when this showed up in my recommended I watched half of it, rented pride and prejudice and watched it, and then came back and finished the video. It did not disappoint.

    • @rkhound247
      @rkhound247 Před 3 lety +140

      You did the right thing and I'm impressed by your dedication 👏

    • @ridesidesaddle
      @ridesidesaddle Před 3 lety +4

      same

    • @littledrummergirl_19
      @littledrummergirl_19 Před 3 lety +50

      Eyy! Now go watch the miniseries from 1994 (95? I don’t remember) it’s AMAZING. It’s basically the book word for word, fantastic acting, accurate and non-Americanized show design and script, and it’s just honestly top-notch. Seriously, if you like the movie with Kiera Knightly (the one in the video) you’ll LOVE the miniseries. It’s 6 hours total (each episode is an hour) and it’s sooooo worth it for the extra material 😄 plus it stars Colin Firth as Darcy and he is just AMAZINGLY awkward and lovable (and ohhhh so handsome) 😍

    • @MichelleVasquez55
      @MichelleVasquez55 Před 3 lety +11

      @@littledrummergirl_19 I agree with everything you wrote.

    • @onecoolghoul
      @onecoolghoul Před 3 lety +9

      I've never had any desire to read or watch it, but now I'm absolutely going to have to

  • @Alex-ny8sg
    @Alex-ny8sg Před 3 lety +5573

    The fact that this could be used as spark notes for pride and prejudice is one of the best things about it 😂😂

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 Před 3 lety +29

      It's amazing

    • @mandiex
      @mandiex Před 2 lety +90

      I’ve never read the book nor seen the movie and I could totally write a book report on it after watching this video.

    • @StillAmanda
      @StillAmanda Před 2 lety +53

      I would love to see someone do a plot summary of the book/movie if all they knew was this video.

    • @astrocake584
      @astrocake584 Před 2 lety +1

      @@StillAmanda Elizabeth is a badass bitch; she’s that feminist “I do what the fuck I want,” kind of protagonist in these types of stories. She lives with her mother, father, and her sisters. Her and Jane are pretty close. Then meets Mr. Darcy and mr big hair at a ball where her mother tries to show her daughters off in hopes to marry them to eligible bachelors. Idk how Darcy and big hair are related but I believe they are friends. Big hair likes Jane. Darcy is awkward, cold, and appears to not much care for Elizabeth, which makes her dislike him in turn. Darcy has to stay for whatever reason; they throw a poorly timed ball. Elizabeth and Darcy get a little closer with this weird kinda tension. Then pompous balding guy shows up and has dinner. He seems like an incel type guy and he wants to marry Elizabeth (or one of her sisters, I can’t really tell) but she seems disgusted by the idea. She doesn’t want to marry, let alone him. Then little drummer boy shows up and he knows Darcy somehow. Maybe they were in college together or something. He lies about Darcy to Elizabeth like a high school girl living off of drama. The sisters get ready for the ball. Pompous balding guy tries to hit on Elizabeth; she obviously doesn’t like that. Darcy and Elizabeth dance, much to her family’s pleasure. They ship the two of them like fed ex. Next morning, pompous balding guy tries some more shit. Marriage and blah blah. Elizabeth ain’t having that shit at all. Her mom doesn’t like her refusal while her father seems to just want his daughter to be happy. Meanwhile, Elizabeth’s sister is engaged to Mr. CoLlInS. Old money, as she is called, is a big deal and is suddenly inserted into this narrative for whatever reason. Elizabeth back talks her; ms lady doesn’t much care for that. Darcy is awkward again. And again. And again. They go to church. Big hair tells Elizabeth something, presumably about Darcy. Darcy confesses and proposes at the gazebo and Elizabeth is unhappy. Because how fucking dare he. Some family drama happens involving Elizabeth’s sister; I’m not entirely sure. Now insert Mr Darcy’s bitchin house. Elizabeth reconsiders Darcy’s proposal because he be loaded. Elizabeth has to stay for a bit longer then she anticipated. Her sister runs away to get married to little drummer boy and they want some of that sweet dough. Little drummer boy is bad. Darcy paid for their wedding and Elizabeth is intrigued. Insert panic. Big hair and Jane have a moment. Old money and Elizabeth argue over some bullshit. Elizabeth is conflicted and goes for a walk. Darcy is there too and he confesses once more. Elizabeth accepts his proposal, tired of everyone’s shit. And then our story ends.

    • @StillAmanda
      @StillAmanda Před 2 lety +1

      @@astrocake584 Beauty

  • @VladDraculaIII
    @VladDraculaIII Před 8 měsíci +33

    "Dancing. Even when one's partner is BARELY tolerable." DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME! 😅😅

  • @skywalkerchick
    @skywalkerchick Před 2 lety +1194

    For my entire life I have never understood the appeal of Jane Austen. I felt like every woman in the world adored her stories except for me. I tried to read the book when my mom urged me to because it was one of her favorites and I couldn’t do it. I tried to sit through the mini series and couldn’t do it. I watched the entire ‘05 movie and still didn’t understand the appeal.
    This video has explained the story to me in a better way than my mom, my cousins, my best friend, and my AP English teacher ever did and I am roaring with laughter and dying to find a copy of the film and watch it again. Thank you so much 😂

    • @tangerine1884
      @tangerine1884 Před rokem +76

      LMAO my mom jokingly calls me her disappointment daughter because i don’t like period dramas HEHSHNDDH

    • @melbell0865
      @melbell0865 Před rokem +82

      I kinda wish all period pieces could be summarized like this. It’d be more understandable, not to mention entertaining.

    • @melbell0865
      @melbell0865 Před rokem +12

      I kinda wish all period pieces could be summarized like this. It’d be more understandable, not to mention entertaining.

    • @henrymars6626
      @henrymars6626 Před rokem +38

      I wish I could read and adore Austen's work but I couldn't adjust to her writing style. It made me upset because my professor and the entire class ADORED her and here I am having to read SparksNotes and get summaries from my friends to understand what I was reading. I did enjoy the movies though.

    • @hellykay
      @hellykay Před rokem +26

      The mini series was way better though! Young Colin Firth!! The actual plot of the book!! It has it all!!

  • @xobm2905
    @xobm2905 Před 3 lety +12793

    I want every movie that I’ve ever watched be narrated by John Mulaney skits now

  • @nyahgrant8348
    @nyahgrant8348 Před 3 lety +1043

    "it was such a weird interaction I wasn't sure if it actually happened" IS SUCH A MOMENT

    • @maxstapley6416
      @maxstapley6416 Před 3 lety +12

      THE most accurate

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum Před 4 měsíci +5

      Literally how I felt watching that scene 😂

    • @kampyo
      @kampyo Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@LifesNeverHumDrum every time I watch that scene: it must be a dream. But it's just him practicing. 😢

  • @binx414
    @binx414 Před 10 měsíci +36

    The handkerchief waving is literally SPOT ON

  • @givernyryan
    @givernyryan Před 2 lety +504

    This is so brilliant. Not even one of John's lines feels far-fetched to achieve the right context, and I couldn't stop laughing. I love that you highlighted how comical the potatoes scene was. 😂

  • @TQM
    @TQM Před 3 lety +2866

    "I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll DIE." That is the best and most apt character description ever. 6:38

    • @genevieverenaud2537
      @genevieverenaud2537 Před 3 lety

      The prejudice against Darcy was that he was f* depressed emo. We are only getting it now lol

    • @yellowycolor1248
      @yellowycolor1248 Před 3 lety +1

      YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @mww22410
    @mww22410 Před 3 lety +3316

    How is no one talking about “I need everyone all day to like me so much.” About Bingley? It’s 100% perfect!!😂😂

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 Před 3 lety +48

      its like hes running for the mayor of nothing!

    • @yuukikisaragi1089
      @yuukikisaragi1089 Před 3 lety +19

      IT LITERALLY ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HE SAID IT TOO

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety +4

      2:00
      XD

    • @heliojip
      @heliojip Před 2 lety +6

      And THE AUDIO SYNCED SO WELL WITH HIS LIP MOVEMENTS??

  • @rvcar
    @rvcar Před rokem +115

    8:08 - “The fact that this line was said by Elizabeth in the book”” ☠️ dead “no that’s the thing im sensitive about” 😆😆😆😆 so true

    • @nori-draws-things
      @nori-draws-things Před 5 dny +1

      did she? because I've read the book but can't find that line 😭😭 if anyone can tell me where it is, that would be amazing 🙏🙏

    • @rvcar
      @rvcar Před 5 dny +1

      @@nori-draws-things she says it to her aunt right before she goes on the trip with her aunt and uncle!

    • @nori-draws-things
      @nori-draws-things Před 4 dny

      @@rvcar Thank you!!!

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan Před 2 lety +295

    This was scarily accurate to not just the movie, but the novel too.

  • @soff0531
    @soff0531 Před 3 lety +1650

    “We all ran in different directions, it was like that scene in ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats run in different ways, we all ran in different directions”
    *pLEASE THE SCENE WITH THIS AUDIO IS EVERYTHING*

    • @aga3852
      @aga3852 Před 3 lety +2

      YESSSS BEST AUDIOOO

    • @cashanbalfour3300
      @cashanbalfour3300 Před 3 lety

      Which of his comedy specials is that audio from?? I've never heard it!

    • @soff0531
      @soff0531 Před 3 lety +5

      @@cashanbalfour3300 it’s from new in town! the story is called “the one thing you can’t replace”

    • @sleepytabledog
      @sleepytabledog Před 3 lety +4

      SCATTER!

  • @TwistedCakePops
    @TwistedCakePops Před 3 lety +5245

    Time to set up a gofundme to pay for you to do the entire film this way

  • @reysquadron7820
    @reysquadron7820 Před 2 lety +28

    2:38 My favorite is "And we were like - 'We know...but hey!'"

    • @JillianBeach77
      @JillianBeach77 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I actually use it all the time now. 😂

  • @eirenetamlin9857
    @eirenetamlin9857 Před 2 lety +225

    This is so funny!!!! I think after Darcy smiles for the first time would be a good moment for another “I didn’t know he knew how to do that”

  • @stephaniemasson1224
    @stephaniemasson1224 Před 3 lety +1400

    You know, all of John Mulaney's jokes about his wife probably fit with Darcy gushing about Lizzie
    Darcy: My wife is a bitch and I like her so much!

    • @kavyapahwa452
      @kavyapahwa452 Před 3 lety +62

      And now they’re getting divorced 😭😭

    • @stephaniemasson1224
      @stephaniemasson1224 Před 3 lety +42

      @@kavyapahwa452 oh my god, I just found out because you told me 😭
      I feel so bad now... I really wish them the best, even if they're not together anymore 😥

    • @kaitywithac
      @kaitywithac Před 3 lety +45

      Well... this didn’t age well..

    • @marissawilson4644
      @marissawilson4644 Před 3 lety +9

      @@kavyapahwa452 wait.... WHAT???

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Před 3 lety +32

      @@marissawilson4644 yes, and given her statement on the matter, it appears she's just heartbroken about it and it was definitely very much not her idea. 😔 💔

  • @cinemaocd1752
    @cinemaocd1752 Před 3 lety +758

    If I didn't know the context for all of the John Mulaney bits I would be entirely convinced all of his work was about Pride and Prejudice.

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 Před 3 lety +16

      I don't and therefore I can

  • @ragtagrey5920
    @ragtagrey5920 Před rokem +84

    'Excuse me, im new in town and it gets worse' holy shit i did not expect that to make me laugh as much as it did

  • @berenicelaurino4381
    @berenicelaurino4381 Před 2 lety +49

    after watching 7:31 i legit can't breathe anymore i mean i lost it when he screamed THE GAZEBOOOOO

  • @ezelfrancisco1349
    @ezelfrancisco1349 Před 3 lety +3230

    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good stand-up comedy, must be in want of two fandoms

  • @mariesabine2385
    @mariesabine2385 Před 3 lety +3439

    "GIVE US SOME MONEY" "You SPENT it already?! What kind of a cokehead relative--"
    That's Wickham, alright.

  • @JoJoS11235
    @JoJoS11235 Před 2 lety +320

    This is literally my favorite video on CZcams. The amount of times I have watched it is insane. I liked it so I could go back and watch it again. I swear I watch it like once a month!

  • @kjononsense
    @kjononsense Před rokem +107

    Watching this for probably the 50th time, and just wanted to confirm that it is NOT too long, it is wonderful, and I enjoy every single second.

  • @blackarosskir
    @blackarosskir Před 3 lety +1719

    when Wickham appeared with John's "excuse me I'm new in town, and it gets worse" I genuinely laughed out loud so much i forgot how to breathe for a moment xDD

    • @blackarosskir
      @blackarosskir Před 3 lety +8

      also i haven't seen this version of Pride and Prejudice, but i've seen (and fell in love) with Pride, Prejudice and Zombies but i don't even need to see the former, this video is enough xDD

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Před 3 lety +8

      "Forgot how to breathe" is exactly what happened to me, quite literally, the first time I watched the "Street Smarts!" segment of _Kid Gorgeous_ . Honest-to-god had to pause the video more than once so that I didn't die of asphyxia from laughing so hard.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety

      4:14
      XD

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety +3

      @@blackarosskir gotta read that one and
      Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
      However came up with the concept MUST PROTECTED FROM TIME TRAVEL MURDER/ERASING!
      XD

    • @Monicalia
      @Monicalia Před 2 lety

      SAMEEE

  • @theseahag6639
    @theseahag6639 Před 3 lety +3330

    There is a very small cross-section of British lit fans and comedy fans who find this hysterical. These are my people.

  • @sammjaisais7135
    @sammjaisais7135 Před rokem +158

    "No one look at me or I'll k1ll mys3lf" 💀💀💀 Why is that exactly what I always got from his expression? He's not a jerk, he's just got social anxiety

  • @ihi8156
    @ihi8156 Před rokem +87

    Brilliant! The part were Darcy says that Elizabeth is not that “handsome” could’ve also been Mulaney’s “oh noo she’s ugly”

  • @bridgetseghers2397
    @bridgetseghers2397 Před 3 lety +1467

    your familiarity of not only Pride & Prejudice but also of John Mulaney proves you're a great human being

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 Před 2 lety +4192

    “Now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that!” Darcy’s overall demeanor and behavior explained. Total mood.

  • @Linaxtic
    @Linaxtic Před rokem +4

    9:47 was the exact moment that I realized that not only is President Snow in this movie, but so is Johanna Mason.

  • @emanando138
    @emanando138 Před rokem +54

    thank you $120k English diploma for making John Mulaney a Jane Austen enthusiast to the point his skits tell the pride and prejudice storyline
    lmao jokes aside, this edit is 100% one of my favorites, i now wish for john to arrange a set telling any movie in his own words

  • @bubblebubbleblip
    @bubblebubbleblip Před 3 lety +4330

    This is a goddamn masterpiece. Holy shit. How long did this take? The skill required! The mental recall! The base knowledge of both the novel & Mulaney’s entire body of work!!

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Před 3 lety +61

      I actually could do those two pieces. It's the editing that blows me away.

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 Před 3 lety +12

      Impressive 🤩

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Před 3 lety +100

      Was it a John Mulaney fan who discovered Pride & Prejudice one day, or an Austen fan who discovered John Mulaney one day?

    • @J3ennife4
      @J3ennife4 Před 3 lety +116

      @@AdrianColley the venn diagram of John Mulaney quoters and Austenites is a circle, apparently

    • @Lwoods1717
      @Lwoods1717 Před 3 lety +31

      @@AdrianColley If I may speak from personal experience and that of other irl Mulaney stans I know, we tend to be Lit students or lovers of lit at the very least - who stumble upon him.

  • @glyphsandclutter
    @glyphsandclutter Před 3 lety +2258

    the line about ‘were you two in the Eagles together? what is the animosity?’ with Darcy and Wickham had me cackling out so loud in public I had to pause the video

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer Před 3 lety +9

      Best part is if someone asks what's so funny and you have to explain this

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb Před 3 lety +5

      As someone who grew up on rock and roll music of that time period... I thought that was brilliant and I laughed harder than I had at any point in the video up until then... but I was cackling at home. Honestly surprised my mother didn’t comment on it from the next room

    • @elisasanguinetti5639
      @elisasanguinetti5639 Před rokem +1

      ​@@LoveLee_Dreamer Then do you mind explaining it to me? I assume the members of Eagles didn't get along, but I would like to have more specific information

  • @julietijerina8176
    @julietijerina8176 Před 11 měsíci +19

    I watch this every time the algorithm puts it on my feed. It never gets old. Well done.

  • @AngelofDarkness2899
    @AngelofDarkness2899 Před 7 měsíci +13

    PaP is my comfort movie, and this video is my comfort video. I hope you know you that every time I watch PaP (at least once a month) I think of all these quotes along with it. You have genuinely changed how I watch the movie and somehow made it even funnier??? Love you for it

  • @liloldrex
    @liloldrex Před 3 lety +560

    “ *sigh* fine” is the best way to explain how Elizabeth decided to marry Mr.Darcy

    • @lorrainesekera4100
      @lorrainesekera4100 Před 3 lety +9

      IKR? Such a lukewarm response. Come on, director!

    • @carlynicoletownes2274
      @carlynicoletownes2274 Před 3 lety +11

      @@lorrainesekera4100 I always hated this version of Pride and Prejudice, so this CZcams video made me appreciate it more than watching the actual movie did.

    • @shannonmackain3634
      @shannonmackain3634 Před 3 lety +1

      The voiceover when she saw his house had me :'D

    • @darth-imperius
      @darth-imperius Před 2 lety +4

      @@lorrainesekera4100 actually, considering it was set during the Regency era when people didn't touch each other all willy nilly as they do now (making it mean nothing at all), it was quite romantic and sweet the way she said yes. 😉 People back then weren't allowed to do such things if they weren't engaged or married. That is also why she is so surprised when he touches her hand (while she's not wearing gloves) to help her into the carriage - the hand flex right after is also significant, it was very sneaky of him to have done that; as is suggested in this video, had Bingley noticed this as well, he'd be like "hmmm 🤔"

  • @SonicGirlsGeek
    @SonicGirlsGeek Před 3 lety +4220

    Just realizing this, but imagine the scene where Lydia's letter gets to Lizzie, but its the Mulaney line: "Yeah, we took off while you were in the bathroom. Because we HATE YOU."

  • @lauraomairi
    @lauraomairi Před 2 lety +53

    From someone who hasn't read the book, watched the movie, nor even knows what's about, I feel like I 100% understand the plot and the story from this video alone.

  • @heytherejay04
    @heytherejay04 Před 2 lety +81

    Oh, how I wish Jane Austen was alive to see this 😭 I feel like she would love this if she understood the John Mulaney references 😂

  • @thathedgehoggirl8991
    @thathedgehoggirl8991 Před 3 lety +3381

    Mr Darcy be like, "No one look at me or I'll kill myself." What a mood
    Edit: Holy cow this got a lot of likes!! Thanks so much everyone.

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 Před 3 lety +8

      Also Mr Darcy - “I’ll just keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die”

    • @thathedgehoggirl8991
      @thathedgehoggirl8991 Před 3 lety +1

      @@maryhales4595 lol i know

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Před 3 lety +1

      The English language doesn't have the orthography, the FREAKIN' _orthography,_ for that word "die!"
      "dh[spittle]hDie!" or something....

  • @Lala-jl7mi
    @Lala-jl7mi Před 3 lety +1932

    Out of all the gold in this goddamn video I lost my shit at "SCATTER!!!" when elizabeth was caught watching Mr. Darcy and Georgiana hugging

    • @gingerbreadorgingerbell1045
      @gingerbreadorgingerbell1045 Před 3 lety +29

      This when I finally had to stop the video to,
      1. Catch my breath.
      2. Wipe away my tears.
      🤣😍🤧💀

    • @Lala-jl7mi
      @Lala-jl7mi Před 3 lety +3

      @@gingerbreadorgingerbell1045 yeeesss this sent me lol

    • @alizaboo8112
      @alizaboo8112 Před 3 lety +13

      That line makes me scream laugh every time I watch this video because I just know that's what Elizabeth was thinking 😂

    • @passerbytanuki2456
      @passerbytanuki2456 Před 2 lety +20

      And then the follow up with "I didn't know he could do that" send me over to the grave 😂😂😂😂

  • @shannonflahertycardo1163
    @shannonflahertycardo1163 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I JUSt discovered this and have to rewatch it several times because I am howling over the dialogue! Whoever edited this, you're AMAZING and need to get paid for this kind of work!

  • @PeperoTheChihuahua
    @PeperoTheChihuahua Před rokem +26

    I've never seen the movie, but now I don't know if I will ever be able to without thinking ' nah nah nah sister!!!! You're not getting me to a second location!!!' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andreeab82
    @andreeab82 Před 3 lety +2367

    It makes my year a little better to know there’s people who equally love pride and prejudice and John Mulaney. This video is a masterpiece.

  • @artemisbrown7845
    @artemisbrown7845 Před 3 lety +908

    THE INTERNET HAS DONE MANY THINGS BUT THIS ,THIS IS PURE ART .

    • @dustycoutu2721
      @dustycoutu2721 Před 3 lety +6

      CZcams usually gives me weird algorithmic choices but this is perfection

  • @somethingstupid1075
    @somethingstupid1075 Před 2 lety +85

    I need you to know that this is easily one of my favorite videos on the internet and I come back and watch it all the time

  • @Artemis513
    @Artemis513 Před rokem +57

    this unironically helped me understand pride and prejudice so thank you lmao. i tried to read the book but its so full of old fashioned language i nearly quit but i decided to watch the movie to see if it would help and then i found this sometime around when it was posted and when i went back to restart it i understood it so much better

  • @sazbear3913
    @sazbear3913 Před 3 lety +7468

    This is ABSOLUTE ART. Was on my recommended and I'm so glad I clicked

  • @utopiapursuer
    @utopiapursuer Před 5 měsíci +14

    I just love the contrast between the British prissiness and John Mulaney’s colorful outbursts! This is brilliant and I would love to see more like this

  • @TriptoBlues
    @TriptoBlues Před rokem +39

    If anything this just further cements Pride and Prejudice being a universal and timeless tale xD
    Those edits were amazing! Great video!

  • @brittanybesecker6153
    @brittanybesecker6153 Před 2 lety +1973

    "Well may I introduce you to (and my condolences to everyone) THE GAZEBO!!!!" had me DYING!

  • @ophelias4172
    @ophelias4172 Před 3 lety +489

    "I'll just keep all my emotions here and then I'll just die!" The summary of Mr. Darcy's character in twelve words or less.

  • @jfckq
    @jfckq Před 2 lety +75

    This is such a masterpiece. Truly excellent, like boiled potatoes.

  • @JoiIsakYT
    @JoiIsakYT Před rokem +39

    I love coming back to this and re-watching it every once and a while

  • @andihaveaquestion
    @andihaveaquestion Před 3 lety +478

    “Take your sleeping bag and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE” if Elizabeth could’ve said this exact line she would have

    • @aniesalgado805
      @aniesalgado805 Před 3 lety +11

      Take your epipen! Take your epipen and GET OUT!

  • @rachelfehr5659
    @rachelfehr5659 Před 3 lety +1818

    All the parts in the rain were so good lmao “THE GAZEBO”😭 it was perfect

    • @laurenbrown2891
      @laurenbrown2891 Před 3 lety +38

      "and my condolences again to everyone" im so dead

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety

      7:35
      XD

    • @brittanybesecker6153
      @brittanybesecker6153 Před 2 lety +4

      My absolute favorite part of this whole glorious masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣 I burst out laughing at 1:30 am and woke up my husband 😅

    • @hanasyslova6676
      @hanasyslova6676 Před 2 lety +4

      i actually had to pause the video to compose myself again I was laughing so hard... :D

  • @alyakim12
    @alyakim12 Před 7 měsíci +8

    2:08 what else could be the context to John here this is so good

  • @aurora-ub1po
    @aurora-ub1po Před 2 lety +11

    "excuse me i'm new in town and it gets worse" THATS BASICALLY IT

  • @teddyf.6974
    @teddyf.6974 Před 3 lety +1607

    the “were you two in the Eagles together” with Darcy and Wickham made me WEEP

    • @Kittymouth
      @Kittymouth Před 2 lety +18

      That one got a huge laugh outta my dad when I showed this to him.

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter Před 2 lety +11

      SAME. I CACKLED SO LOUDLY.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 Před 2 lety +1

      I spat out my tea!

    • @renaerolley5670
      @renaerolley5670 Před 2 lety

      I LITERALLY LOL'D! I'm sure my father-in-law thinks I'm even battier than usual! 😂

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 Před 2 lety

      Lmao, I can’t

  • @catherinesmart2961
    @catherinesmart2961 Před 3 lety +742

    “And my mom said yes.” “And my dad said LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT” absolute perFECTION

  • @pumkinsss218
    @pumkinsss218 Před rokem +22

    The amount of times I’ve rewatched this video is slightly distressing, but it’s so funny I don’t even care. 😂

  • @melancholy0003
    @melancholy0003 Před 2 lety +5

    “How many times have you watched this?”
    “Yes”

  • @mayj8322
    @mayj8322 Před 3 lety +1856

    ‘I’m new in town and it gets worse’ How perfectly placed!!!!!!!!!

  • @josjoererg
    @josjoererg Před 3 lety +1884

    This video is proof that I am on the right side of the internet

  • @litavh2
    @litavh2 Před 2 lety +27

    I literally watch this every time CZcams suggests it and it never ceases to make me cry laughing 😂😂😂

  • @marinatiffany5894
    @marinatiffany5894 Před 2 lety +15

    DANG it i've watched this 5 times in the last two days and the one thing that gets me every time is "SCATTER!"

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats Před 3 lety +800

    "You could pour soup in my lap and I'd apologize for it" - Miss Jane Bennett, everyone!

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Před 3 lety +26

      Also Bingley, so what her dad says in the book about how everybody's going to take advantage of them, which makes them the perfect pair, is so apt.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 lety +1

      1:42
      XD

  • @ssahotchncr
    @ssahotchncr Před 3 lety +736

    "not unless everyone gets real cool about a lot of stuff real quickly" made me cry