Jeremy Clarkson breaks his Lamborghini

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  • čas přidán 8. 05. 2023
  • Jeremy Clarkson shows off but breaks his Lamborghini Aventador in the process.
    From The Grand Tour Season 2 episode 1 "Past, present or future"
    #jeremyclarkson #richardhammond #jamesmay #thegrandtour
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Komentáře • 586

  • @Jack-Hands
    @Jack-Hands Před 11 měsíci +8341

    "So i ignored it".
    Jeremy's answer to everything.

  • @EmperorFaris
    @EmperorFaris Před 11 měsíci +14348

    "What could that have meant" British sarcasm is the best.

    • @Ztandard32
      @Ztandard32 Před 11 měsíci

      Or British stupidity. And I wasn't being sarcastic. Nope - that is a fact.

    • @darracqboy
      @darracqboy Před 11 měsíci +32

      I agree

    • @jacob8725
      @jacob8725 Před 11 měsíci +33

      Oh 1,000 % the funniest out there

    • @justinseau
      @justinseau Před 11 měsíci +7

      *Wit

    • @thomasstapp6432
      @thomasstapp6432 Před 11 měsíci +22

      It's like Monty python "Tis but a scratch" lol

  • @user-ts6yi8rn9y
    @user-ts6yi8rn9y Před 11 měsíci +9131

    Fantastic line, at least you're not an airline pilot.

    • @01iverQueen
      @01iverQueen Před 11 měsíci +56

      Mmm.. Yes

    • @MrRoberoni117
      @MrRoberoni117 Před 11 měsíci +23

      YES!! May for the win

    • @worldtraveler930
      @worldtraveler930 Před 11 měsíci +17

      Yep'ers that's a Concord Jab if there ever was one!!! 🤠👍

    • @nipponsuxs
      @nipponsuxs Před 11 měsíci +13

      ​​@@worldtraveler930n all fairness when Concorde tire sensor came on it was too late to do anything

    • @ricardovalentin9549
      @ricardovalentin9549 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Yes

  • @LAST_V
    @LAST_V Před 11 měsíci +5099

    That YES has the same vibe as the oh no ANYWAY

  • @warnavithanage5996
    @warnavithanage5996 Před 11 měsíci +4178

    “Its a good job that you are not an airline pilot”😂

  • @nemo-x
    @nemo-x Před 11 měsíci +1624

    "So i ignored it." my sides

    • @chrisb1500
      @chrisb1500 Před 7 měsíci

      I think that's a default setting for most men?
      I've had so many lights pop up on the dash, that anything that appears now I just ignore and continue driving as if it's all good...

    • @iaial0
      @iaial0 Před 7 měsíci +3

      My sides also. Gone, but not forgotten

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Před 5 měsíci +1

      On your back end

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@chrisb1500"it's just a low oil pressure light, I only have 3000 miles left in the trip it'll be fine.."

    • @chrisb1500
      @chrisb1500 Před 5 měsíci

      @@jwalster9412 I drove for about 3 months with the engine light on, I knew the ECU was buggered, but didn't have the £1000 to replace it at the time. Turns out after doing the ECU replacement, it needed repairs to the ECU wiring harness...
      I regularly drive with the tyre pressure light on (it's too damn sensitive 1 psi higher or lower sets it off)
      It's got to the point I ignore any chimes as I start it up.

  • @seanoreiley48
    @seanoreiley48 Před 11 měsíci +982

    I love when the CZcams algorithm brings top gear/grand tour back around.

    • @derpderpderpityderp8848
      @derpderpderpityderp8848 Před 6 měsíci +10

      *classic* Top Gear, with Jeremy, James and Richard. Not the tools & posers the BBC has lined up with Chris Harris since.

  • @spencerthompson1049
    @spencerthompson1049 Před 11 měsíci +484

    "it has" perfect quick James May quip.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan Před 11 měsíci +320

    Car: Flashes warning lights
    Jeremy: Wow! That’s a lot of words! …To bad I’m not reading them! *metal music intensifies*

  • @pamelah6431
    @pamelah6431 Před 10 měsíci +44

    "WHAT COULD THAT HAVE MEANT."
    Period, not question mark. 😂❤

  • @radio9632
    @radio9632 Před 10 měsíci +59

    "it's a good job you're not an airline pilot" bruh 💀

  • @pipingbob720
    @pipingbob720 Před 11 měsíci +151

    tonight richard looks at a blown tyre, James wonders about pressure warning lights and I match my shirt with my FACE

  • @IntoTheHaze
    @IntoTheHaze Před 11 měsíci +43

    sometimes his genius is frightening

  • @douglasbullet6456
    @douglasbullet6456 Před 11 měsíci +39

    "It's a good thing you're not an airline pilot"
    -James May

  • @capbarker
    @capbarker Před 11 měsíci +125

    "Yes"
    Had the same vibe as "Oh no! Anyway" 😂

  • @optimus_slime
    @optimus_slime Před 11 měsíci +20

    The narration in this is Golden 🤣 "has been consumed by the heart of the monster" i lost it

  • @thabisoleeuw6757
    @thabisoleeuw6757 Před 11 měsíci +456

    .....and the Rimac said "let me show you how to kill Hammond"

    • @RL-DarkSpark
      @RL-DarkSpark Před 11 měsíci

      More like Hammond kills the Rimac

    • @petrolhead999
      @petrolhead999 Před 11 měsíci +45

      And then the Rimac died by Hammonds hand and the Hammond happily still alive

    • @KeithDemarzo-ww2qb
      @KeithDemarzo-ww2qb Před 11 měsíci +1

      What are you doing tonight at least you can go to bed 6

  • @CrazyPanda688
    @CrazyPanda688 Před 11 měsíci +63

    “So I ignored it”

  • @johndigiallonardo3727
    @johndigiallonardo3727 Před 11 měsíci +12

    This trio is simply the best.

  • @timw6928
    @timw6928 Před 11 měsíci +16

    3 of them together is just the best comedy.

    • @sadmarinersfan8935
      @sadmarinersfan8935 Před 11 měsíci +7

      They really are you can have absolutely no interest in cars at all and still love every second of their shows

  • @dth2brny121
    @dth2brny121 Před 7 měsíci +7

    James killed me with the airline pilot line, rather subtly. 🤣☠️

  • @InservioLetum
    @InservioLetum Před 11 měsíci +42

    This may be one of the best shorts, if there is such a thing. Iconic revellations from all three, that also showcases why the show was such a hit : british humour, and these three masters of it.

    • @captain_context9991
      @captain_context9991 Před 11 měsíci +6

      And it wasnt scripted by a bunch of woke writers from Hollywood. In fact it wasnt scripted at all.

    • @danielmclaughlan8650
      @danielmclaughlan8650 Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@captain_context9991 it was a bit like 25% of it

    • @seanonraet8327
      @seanonraet8327 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@captain_context9991 the gran tour and top gear are both very scripted

    • @Peter-mw3wj
      @Peter-mw3wj Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@seanonraet8327they aren’t scripted but they have a idea of what they are doing. It’s more bullet points

  • @scotch_onrocks1876
    @scotch_onrocks1876 Před 9 měsíci +8

    One of the most badass lines I've ever heard. " It still has enough power to Kickstart a dying star"

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout Před 6 měsíci +11

    "That'll be $7000 to replace the ruined rim."

    • @casemods
      @casemods Před 6 měsíci +1

      I think its all one piece, not a 2 or 3 piece wheel. The rim doesn't come off the rest of the wheel afaik

  • @CodeYaMaster
    @CodeYaMaster Před 11 měsíci +40

    "This is what Lamborghinis are all about"

  • @FlymanMS
    @FlymanMS Před 10 měsíci +13

    It’s like ignoring check engine light but more flashy and expensive

  • @justanmpowereddude5021
    @justanmpowereddude5021 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Nothing better than British banter 😂

  • @Random_guy0310
    @Random_guy0310 Před 10 měsíci +7

    So i ignored it.. Famous last words

  • @lennmx911
    @lennmx911 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "... so i ignored it" 😂

  • @paul8161
    @paul8161 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Good old Jeremy having approximately zero mechanical sympathy as normal 😂

  • @Laluan
    @Laluan Před 10 měsíci +9

    Everyone in de comments is quoting things they’ve said. Yes, we all saw the video and we all loved it. Thanks

  • @Meowschitz
    @Meowschitz Před 11 měsíci +2

    James may is absolutely great every time I feel like his remarks are always brilliant.

  • @MerUA
    @MerUA Před 11 měsíci +6

    Jeremy "The Supercar Slayer"

  • @Jeff-kz5kl
    @Jeff-kz5kl Před 9 měsíci +2

    "This is what Lamborghinis are all about" 😂

  • @TJlolbagger
    @TJlolbagger Před 11 dny

    "enough power to kickstart a dying star" is one of the hardest lines ever given

  • @Podcast-Clipz324
    @Podcast-Clipz324 Před 6 měsíci +2

    “This is what Lamborghinis are all about”
    *Tokyo drifting an Italian super car*

  • @holdenmcgroin8699
    @holdenmcgroin8699 Před 11 měsíci +13

    Glad that James is the one with pilot license

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat Před 7 měsíci +1

      Hammond can fly a helicopter

    • @ozmobozo
      @ozmobozo Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@anyexpat I would not trust Hammond with a children's toy helicopter let alone a real one. He is too dangerous already as he is on the ground.

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat Před 6 měsíci

      @@ozmobozo Well he has flown for a decade so i think he is fine.

    • @TJlolbagger
      @TJlolbagger Před 11 dny

      ​​@anyexpat He's driven for longer and we can all see how that's gone for him

  • @ionbusman2086
    @ionbusman2086 Před 11 měsíci +4

    And in one short… this is why old Top Gear and Grand Tour are SO GOOD!!!

  • @CBrasil1966
    @CBrasil1966 Před 6 měsíci +1

    “Good thing you’re not an airline pilot” 😂

  • @stephanlazarz1921
    @stephanlazarz1921 Před 11 měsíci +3

    James is hilarious .

  • @tomasdubinskas
    @tomasdubinskas Před 11 měsíci +2

    I miss them 😢

  • @Hobbsy187
    @Hobbsy187 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Miss these guys

    • @Squiddy-go1du
      @Squiddy-go1du Před 11 měsíci +5

      Then go and watch them, they’re still making this show.

  • @art_by_adrian2913
    @art_by_adrian2913 Před 11 měsíci +12

    There will never be a greater show with 3 equally incredible in their own way host like... wow their chemistry is eternally unmatched

  • @liquidalloy
    @liquidalloy Před 6 měsíci +1

    My favorite people right here.

  • @farmerjae443
    @farmerjae443 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I miss this guys on Top Gear.

  • @ExaltedDuck
    @ExaltedDuck Před 6 měsíci

    These guys have such legendary chemistry with each other.

  • @Explorer_1997
    @Explorer_1997 Před 15 dny

    I adore the sarcasm between them three ❤❤🤣

  • @Ekryth1
    @Ekryth1 Před 11 měsíci +1

    James at the end haha

  • @donaldiro5398
    @donaldiro5398 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Its a good job that you're not an airline pilot..
    This had me cracking 🤣

  • @IceBladeNinja
    @IceBladeNinja Před 8 měsíci +1

    James always has the funniest lines

  • @thegreatafrican3367
    @thegreatafrican3367 Před 6 měsíci

    James was low key the funniest of the three

  • @mtmbuilds
    @mtmbuilds Před 5 měsíci +2

    When times were good 😢

  • @jackmaher5606
    @jackmaher5606 Před 11 měsíci +17

    “This is what Lamborghinis are all about”
    *SVJ ENTERS THE CHAT*

  • @DAZZER435
    @DAZZER435 Před 8 dny

    I love James' sarcasm.

  • @hulk.agiota
    @hulk.agiota Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love how he says he ignored the warning light, not as an interjection, but as an obvious conclusion

  • @grahamwhale9185
    @grahamwhale9185 Před 8 měsíci

    All three are great together. Brilliant show

  • @tigodesantiago3458
    @tigodesantiago3458 Před 11 měsíci +1

    This bit right here is in essence everything what we love about the old top gear.

  • @noangel3652
    @noangel3652 Před 11 měsíci +4

    It’s a good thing you’re not an airline pilot 😂

  • @JakubS
    @JakubS Před 6 měsíci

    I love how every clip with jeremy clarkson in it ends with him saying "yes"

  • @joebob3875
    @joebob3875 Před 3 měsíci

    I watched this live and it had me cracking up for hours 🤣

  • @user-by3kq5im8l
    @user-by3kq5im8l Před 7 měsíci

    I absolutely love this trio this is true friendship #pedaltothemetal

  • @AndileNcube-fs7sh
    @AndileNcube-fs7sh Před 7 měsíci +1

    "The entire tyre has been consumed by the heart of the monster!!" Those words can paralyze a non-car guy❤

  • @stevodoublel200
    @stevodoublel200 Před 11 měsíci

    "SIT REP" I couldn't count the amount of times I've laughed at him saying that!

  • @bigred3966
    @bigred3966 Před 11 měsíci +36

    Remind me not to let Jeremy drive any of my cars....

    • @anonymous-ts5ih
      @anonymous-ts5ih Před 11 měsíci +3

      Same goes for Richard

    • @DominikMaslyk
      @DominikMaslyk Před 11 měsíci +2

      And James

    • @russellarcher5181
      @russellarcher5181 Před 11 měsíci +2

      worst eff; marry; kill: scenario

    • @TheKnutin
      @TheKnutin Před 11 měsíci +2

      None of them should be allowed to drive anything else than a Yugo... or Tata!!! If they behaved, they could have a Dacia.

    • @anonymous-ts5ih
      @anonymous-ts5ih Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@TheKnutin James would enjoy that

  • @darrinlaw2832
    @darrinlaw2832 Před 3 měsíci

    "Its a good job you're not an airline pilot"
    Jermey: Y E S

  • @adolesstephain
    @adolesstephain Před 6 měsíci +1

    He Brooke his Tyre 🤣🤣

  • @shadowwatson6633
    @shadowwatson6633 Před 6 měsíci

    Miss this show

  • @slothymango
    @slothymango Před 6 měsíci

    "Kickstart a dying star" great writing

  • @idkwhoiam-uh1hk
    @idkwhoiam-uh1hk Před 11 měsíci +1

    bro fr was drifting in a lambo

  • @Key-dg2os
    @Key-dg2os Před 5 měsíci

    Jeremy really took that seriously 😂

  • @OverAndOverAndOver
    @OverAndOverAndOver Před 11 měsíci +1

    To Kickstart a dying star 😂

  • @ed_1969
    @ed_1969 Před měsícem

    I always loved watching these 3 comedians on the original top gear uk. I remember when I saw my first episode. I was hooked immediately 😂

  • @craigarmstrong5291
    @craigarmstrong5291 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Tyres are cheeper than clutches 😅

    • @Roguewrrior56
      @Roguewrrior56 Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah, but the wheel looked fucked 😂😂😂 that's probably 8k at least for 1

  • @AramZero
    @AramZero Před 6 měsíci

    "So i ignored it".
    AHAH

  • @KHolzer444
    @KHolzer444 Před 4 měsíci

    “… you sodding tic tac! That was my Lamborghini…”
    -Jeremy Clarkson in Bottom Gear

  • @learn-2-earnn
    @learn-2-earnn Před měsícem

    The last line by hammond😂

  • @PotatoesRnice
    @PotatoesRnice Před 11 měsíci +23

    I guess Jeremy is the dying star

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat Před 7 měsíci +1

      Not at all, anything he is in I will watch. His farm show, his stories about war heroes both brilliant

  • @TheAaronRodgersTao
    @TheAaronRodgersTao Před 8 měsíci

    ‘Good job you’re not an airline pilot.’ Hahahahha 😆 haha 😂

  • @cholasimmons
    @cholasimmons Před 11 měsíci +1

    hahaha good you ain't no airline pilot 😂

  • @TTOLLI3BOSS
    @TTOLLI3BOSS Před 6 měsíci

    I love the all so confident "YES" then we continue to more shenanigans

  • @OriginalMrBandicoot
    @OriginalMrBandicoot Před 11 měsíci

    Jeremy Clarkson: "enough power to restart a dying star" yes jezza you predicted your future 🤣

  • @steeveomcjameson8673
    @steeveomcjameson8673 Před 11 měsíci

    Some the best one liners EVER!

  • @robertstahl8835
    @robertstahl8835 Před 10 měsíci +1

    He didn't break his Lambo... It was the tire

  • @jc2462
    @jc2462 Před 10 měsíci

    I absolutely love these guys 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @zakheledhlamini3036
    @zakheledhlamini3036 Před 7 měsíci

    Jeremy:Powerrrrrrrrr

  • @US.Car.Spotter
    @US.Car.Spotter Před 11 měsíci +1

    My younger cousin said “it’s an old guy driving” 😭
    If only she knew the legendary Jeremy Clarkson

  • @thethijsy
    @thethijsy Před 11 měsíci +1

    Did the same in my car once lol. The oil light came on. And I ignored it 😎 I don’t have a car anymore now but thats besides the point

  • @itzjustren
    @itzjustren Před 11 měsíci +1

    Clarkson is the coolest old guy in the world right beside that gramma who plays skyrim

  • @SmoothCriminal69
    @SmoothCriminal69 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Warning light: exists
    Jeremy: oh no! Anyways

  • @unknowngamer1081
    @unknowngamer1081 Před 8 měsíci

    I don’t know why but when Clarkson starts saying the most out of context stuff at the beginning of these shorts, I lose my shit 😂

  • @jambeats2306
    @jambeats2306 Před 11 měsíci +4

    dino will still cover a journey across Britain faster than razor

  • @tqft
    @tqft Před 4 měsíci

    “Yes!”

  • @zachh8607
    @zachh8607 Před 11 měsíci +17

    Matt just rants on and on about 911s like Richard does... Hahahahaha

  • @javidaderson
    @javidaderson Před 3 měsíci +1

    An automotive CZcamsr would turn this one incident into a three-part video and 7 shorts.

  • @laronda10
    @laronda10 Před 7 měsíci

    If you listen closely, the tires where yelling at jeremy personally

  • @aidanforbes
    @aidanforbes Před 11 měsíci +1

    "... enough parra"

  • @TwarogOZ
    @TwarogOZ Před 10 měsíci +1

    Which episode is that?😊

  • @universe8607
    @universe8607 Před 8 měsíci

    his car broke down and he still found a way to praise it

  • @Icod_Saint
    @Icod_Saint Před 11 měsíci

    TPMS warning lights up :
    Jeremy : Oh No, Anyway....

  • @Visca_Motion_Pictures
    @Visca_Motion_Pictures Před 11 měsíci

    I wish we all had enough dough, to react to these events this way😂