Guys Favorite Animal Is His GF | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 7. 12. 2019
- This dude was wild. Played along and his girl was cool too. She could absolutely be a spy. Who knows. I hope he’s still alive. INDULGE!
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#AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. - Komedie
Upcoming Tour Dates
Tickets at TheAndrewSchulz.com
12/08/19 - SALT LAKE CITY, UT
12/13/19 - VANCOUVER, BC
12/14/19 - EDMONTON, AB
12/20/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
12/21/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
01/10/20 - TAMPA BAY, FL
01/11/20 - TAMPA BAY, FL
01/18/20 - NEW ORLEANS, LA
01/25/20 - ATLANTA, GA
01/26/20 - BIRMINGHAM, AL
Love u bro
you performing in Toronto, Canada?
Okc?
The Andrew Schulz please come back to dc 🧡
Wish I could make your show in seattle
I love how you somehow managed to make that come full circle. I swear this guy is a comedy genius.
That was actually so impressive
Slaughters it freestyle. It's crazy. You have to know a lot of info about the world to pull this off. Schulz puts the time in to know whats going on. Then he cracks on your culture.
YES!! He is to good
@@Logan-zv4xg yeah, because comedy is supposed to be purely logic and math
🤔🤔🤔
Chicago Bears Productions he plants people in the audience before hand
Nothing terrifies me more than Schulz telling me "Im coming to your city"
sxphone i looked at his tour to maybe ask for tickets for my gf and I to go, but nope... tour ain’t stopping by Milwaukee, so then I look around a bit more, Minnesota has a tour date. Fuck yeah, I tell my gf about this and she’s like fuck no but still down. I start asking my parents maybe for Christmas and then we look into it and you have to be 18 to get in. Wtf? It was like Conan all over ago when we legit had to get my brother a fake ID because Conan shows are 16+ and ID all audience members
RIGHT! That sounded like a threat for some reason. All of my alarms went OFF.
I read it as I'm coming for your city
😂😂😂
Yeah, sounds more like a threat and less like "hey, i am coming so make sure you buy show tickets to have a good time" *smug face*
Andrew's the best history teacher I've ever had.
This is so true lol
Hmmm, he's funny and all, but Russian were actually famous for sending women into war as well as men. So not entirely accurate.
I like the amount of likes
@bishes be mad it was more than 20 or 25 it's closer to 28 million with many still missing that are unaccounted for.
@bishes be mad
Really? It was 24.99998999 million, so you're full of horseshit! Don't listen to this poisonous liar, guys.
Andrew getting better and better. Holy shit this was hilarious.
Took him 13 years. The grind never stops.
bamdad19996 I think that blonde was the real “Animal GF”.... That was the click bait but he thought the same as me haha... why else point her out in the thumbnail. Very good taste Andrew!
that's what you call evolution that foo evolved and is at his peak and just getting better shit scary. fuck periods
@@catedoge3206 damn it took him 13 years? That seems to be pretty common amongst all the great comedians. I always see people talking about how awful most were until they hit a breaking point it seems and start going viral assuming they stick with it. Very impressive if this is true
@@ToastyMcNuggetLuvr 10 000 is the cutoff then it's a whole different level after that.
Andrew has a water bottle on stage just to never open it
I bet he carries the same one to every show
I guess you have not watched Robin Williams on stage before.
He always does this. I think it comforts him
He ALMOST gets its every time 😂
Its probably so he has something to do with his hands
He doesn't even need to write jokes, the audience is his material.😂
That's kinda the point of improv.
@@SkookNasty he does shows also, not sure if this was advertised solely as an "improv" or more aptly named "audience roast".
but he gotta study a lots of culture to do that
idk but how the fuck siberians are laantinos ? 😂🤣🤣😂😂 siberians have
mongolian tribes and no whites but only whites are the ones from moscow
govt officials working on govt job . Russian slavs live in west russia
. .😂😂🤣🤣
He works the room very well. Not every comic has that gift or the balls
Anyone exists:
Andrew: What is your background? You a Latino?
I mean statically speaking if you're brown and not Indian then *shurgs* lmao
Nabillio96 racial profiling 101
@Civil Atrocious thats whatsupp man!
Civil Atrocious Eh I don’t really consider less than 20% a lot
Civil Atrocious well google and Wikipedia says Indian pop is .9% which is close to 3 mil
If you mean middle eastern it is around 10 mil but that includes Jewish American which makes up 6.5 million and usually seem to be separated from the other groups
This guy is everything. He knows history, he knows race, he knows culture.
Marfil Forteza I knew most of the stuff he says by 24 lol, these are not that in depth world knowledge
Obi Ndim how old are you now
Ashley Crystal late 20s
Maytricks maybe I am lucky to study with many nationalities and always loved history and geography, but these things my close friends know. I am really not bragging here
Obi Ndim well that’s the society we live in, a lot of people lack that basic knowledge. That and common sense
At least he's honest and down to earth enough to call humans animals.
Right! People forget we are animals too. They think that because we are "smarter" that we are a whole different lifeform but nope we animals
I'm not an animal I'm a beast.
@@tgamerent5152 Although it seems like our brain has evolved to a different lifeform
@@mule1298 you didn't need to include those last four words big man, when from truth to /iamverysmart
@@SyrupSplash TF you talking about...?
No one:
Andrew: *THAT’S WHATS UP MAN*
@Will Pack what?
@Will Pack
Will Pack: is a bitch
@Will Pack takes one to know one
I love how every guy in view took a sip of their beers when he said “equality” and their girlfriends are looking at them to watch their reaction 😂
@Jess Chis hold up, why are you taking a break from making my sandwich?
YO MUMMA no one said you can be an asshole
We wanna be equal 😂😂😂😂 war starts... gender roles 🤦.
Lolll
Yeah, I'm down for another world war. Once the nukes start flying people will get there priorities straight and stop complaining about meaningless bullshit.
👍
Norman G yeah, because there will be no one to complain lol
best feminist joke in years
He said "how much" 💀😂
I did not get the joke,care to explain?
@@HarshSingh-kj7zb u fuckin with me right
Harsh Singh Russian brides are Russian girls people buy to have as a wife and they’re usually beautiful....so Andrew said she’s beautiful...”how much-“
Implying he bought her
“He” being the girls boyfriend
Populous Wonder no shit I thought you meant “he” as in Andrew😂
"I'll bake the pies when you're home."
Forgot to add that Jody is stuffing the oven while he is deployed.
That's not as true during the War, almost all able bodied fighting age males were deployed. There weren't as many men back home.
Hey, he was talking about Russians, that's Jodynavich.
No one:
Andrew:
“So what are you?”
I love it how Andrew somehow connects the current joke with another that had happened like 5 minutes before. Amazing comedian
“bcs you know.. equality” ahahaha
Towards the end I was like "how is he gonna go with it from Siberian criminal to guy's favourite anim... Oooohhhhh"
Seriously, he gets better every time. Love how culturally literate he is!
That's one of the things I like best about him!
“We are losing an insurmountable number of men commissar Stalin!”
“Don’t worry women will birth more”
It wasn't Stalin who said this, it was Zhukov, and he didn't even say that, the citation is fake. Also, he was usually adressed by "comrade Stalin".
@@denisborzov8406 r/whoosh
@@teyodeeyt783 1) I don't think you know how to use "woosh". Don't worry, most children don't.
2) you clearly don't know the context of the phrase "women will birth more". It's a phrase that is usually attributed to Zhukov, with no comedic intent whatsoever, no jokes, no irony. He didn't say it jokingly either, he was completely serious.
But it wasn't actually him who said it.
I would never sit in the first three rows of one of his shows
I'd pay top dollar to sit in the front row!
Just love everything about your comedy... Roasting anyone you see.. 😂 😂 Love it dude
Well when black women do "roast" or say what they think that's not a comedy special that's "tackle her" "leave this establishment" or better yet "call the police"
Dude Andrew is incredible. He’s killing comedy and killing the CZcams and Instagram game. Much love
"when we were fighting those trenches you were like gender roles"😂😂
andrew is my fab comidian.😂😂💙💙
this guy is too smart to just be a comedian. he needs to be a professor or something lol
MrReal333 he’s too funny not to be a comedian
Why would he be a professor if wants comedy
Rest your knees
I second that
That red arrow on the thumbnail was an ace click bait.
"point the arrow on some random dude to make people more curious"
True that. Fuck alexxmedia
I thought the thumbnail resembled the "Murraaaaayyy Franklin show" and that arrow guy had a laughing condition like Arthur.
Brooo Love how the best comedians always find a way to come back around to the original joke they started out on. Favorite pet...tiger. Girlfriends from Siberia. Siberian Tiger.....brilliant 👏
“How much?” absolutely killed me.
Damn that blond baddie in the back tho... sheeesh
she aight, nothing special tho
lol ur a wierdo talking bout baddie
@Que_Rico Lol
@Que_Rico her teeth were nice. I bet you make fun of her teeth cuz yours are nasty as fuck, prolly havn't flossed in years and have cavities on half your teeth. That's why you make fun of hers
where? what minute
luv how Schulz is so educated and well crafted his jokes are
whata man
The way he tied that together was gold
Can't believe how incredibly funny, random and witty Andrew is. Would never guessed it from watching the Brilliant idiots lol…
When you look at his videos from a student's perspective you can see the timing , sentence structuring , intellectual awareness , storytelling , Sarcasm , Irony.There's so much that goes behind making people laugh it sure is a tough job and Andrew makes it seem easy which means he's really good at what he does . I would love to study the different genres of comedy from people like him.
I love how he turns anything into a joke
Dudes crowd work is so fucking consistent
LOVING the edits!! Keep up the work alex media!!! Everytime Shultz goes on stage he ascends👍🏼👍🏼
The way he got out of that situation was masterful. This dude is the future of comedy, damn!
This is gonna be in one of those “Comedians VS Feminism” videos 😂
Scampbit he has made that joke before, so maybe not.. 😂
Turning something so simple into a work of art. Youre a genius andrew
This was a great clip lmaoo! He brought it back to the first joke and everything
Holy fuck man. That was one of the best full circle bits ive ever seen and the fact it was improvised is so god damn impressive
Every Schulz clip is comedic platinum.
The way he does improvisation is like it's almost written. He goes full circle and comes back to the beginning at the end. Very great
BRILLIANT ! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Love the wrapping it up and going full circle. Very very nice.
Hands down one of the best comics.
Andrew is a boss! He just came to Salt Lake City last night and killed it!!! Much respect homie 💯
It all came together, superb!!! 🔥🔥
love your stand up clips
You know the comedy is perfect when improv feels like scripted jokes
Or...you know....
Andrew dawg, you’re killin it!
Love how he can pivot from “25 million men died” into a joke seamlessly
The most animal ad lib in comedy today. Insane consistency for as long as I’ve been following him.
This was a great one! 😂
Amazing how he managed to get back to the animal joke! Loved it 👏🏻
how good is this guy!! that ending was perfect.
Your timing is amazing!!!
Most Latin people have some Spanish in their lineage + Spain was occupied by Arabs for a long time and they also have some Arab in their lineage. That's why there's that resemblance between Latin people and Arabic people.
I mean...there are Arab populations in Central America.
Spain was ruled by Moors from Senegal not Arabs.
Natalia Diaz-Jackson it was once ruled by arabs and was called the andalos, look it up.
I'm so glad he is cutting back on his squeaky laugh
@Jo Sephine chechecheche
Loved that shit. Bring it back
Amazing connections in your brain Andrew !.absolutely amazing.
I love how his jokes always play out so well hahaha
This kind of top notche comedy does not need clickbait titles ruining it.
This video has aged too welll😭😭😭😭
A pure joy to listen to Andrew Schulz. He is totally outstanding in this art. Nobody comes close to this. A genius in crowd work.
I'm so glad I found this guy, dude is so smart with his jokes
All one collective “Ohhhh Shit” lmao that’s like where OG villains come from
Not only did he know about the Siberian "exiles", he came back to the tiger topic and connected that to Siberian Tigers. WOW. Absolute Genius.
Aww I love it when crowd work comes together 👏👏👏
Andrew is so great with his crowd work.
Andrew: *is wrong*
Also Andrew: That's what's up
Amazing talent here. Applying world history and connecting it together in a beautiful set. This is art.
His crowd work is one of the best.
His crowd work are so satisfying Damn...
Andrew has more knowledge of history than a history teacher 🤣🤣🤣
Lmfaoo dude at 2:41 spit his drink out laughing 😂
I honestly can't remember the last time I heard a bit this funny.
Schulz is just getting funnier and funnier it's incredible, he's on a peak-chapelle level right now and it won't stop there.
Alexxmedia, just killin the game.
Damn way to tie it in at the end.
I wonder if anyone ever tries to fight this dude?
Lmao 😂
Yes
Name another comedian to get an applause break from crowd work....guys a legend 🔥🔥🔥
I have been watching a lot of his stuff. this guy is good. So freakin spontaneous.
yoooooo lmaooo his improv skills are amazing
His improv skills are great too!
@@MartianMoon yes
XD
@@MartianMoon lmfaooo
well he certainly cracks himself up. give him a salary bonus.
This man is a comedic genius. Never misses a beat or a setup.
These clips NEVER disappoint 😂
Oh i legit thought someone was gona say their gf was their fav animal
He wrapped that one up pretty as a package under the tree in a stock photo
Sacha Baron Cohen in the crowd diggin the show
This guy has fucking titanium balls each show just full confidence i fucking love it
Its Like He's Making Inside & silent Jokes these Days. He is Genius!
Shout out from Jamaica
Man missed a "halal meat" joke opportunity in min 1:00 during that tiger thingy. Could have been hilarious 😂
bro, you are amazingly funny. The way you tie your jokes together is on another level. I have my jokes ready in case I'm in the front row lol
you are not a comedian cut it out boy
lol @@srgetem
🧐Nah I'm good slim sluggish
“how much is..” AHHHHH
I literally said “oh shit” at the exact same time he did when she said Siberia! 😂😂😂... watch out for that one! Lol
@DRE stfu
the whole tiger comes full circle is the best comedy I ever heard so far by a comedian... and it's all coincidental
Quality bits off the dome!
Damn that blonde girl is beautiful
I only kept watching because of her
Which blonde or white is not?
The title made me click 😂😂😂
Flawless comedy call back this guy is good man