The Blackest White Women & Fake Lesbians | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2019
  • This show was wild. Front row was on one. St Louis definitely has the blackest white women in the world. Tell me I’m wrong. INDULGE!
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  • @everything5066
    @everything5066 Před 4 lety +16411

    If you sit in the front row of Andrew's show you're basically asking to get roasted

    • @JT-of6of
      @JT-of6of Před 4 lety +116

      That was basically my comment in my head lmao nobody is ever safe if you sit in the front at one of dudes shows 😂

    • @jameslong289
      @jameslong289 Před 4 lety +58

      That's like that with any comedian. Rule of thumb is to always sit in the back :)

    • @josuastangl7140
      @josuastangl7140 Před 4 lety +15

      Roasted but still fun tho

    • @chrisgarcia8958
      @chrisgarcia8958 Před 4 lety +39

      he roasted her nonstop😂😂 can’t wait to see him live. Maybe he’ll roast my dumb ass

    • @jaredschmidt8013
      @jaredschmidt8013 Před 4 lety +7

      every thing I’d thoroughly enjoy getting roasted by Andrew Schulz.

  • @Southforthewinter
    @Southforthewinter Před 4 lety +12571

    He doesn’t need material anymore just show up and talk to the audience. GENIUS intellect pure comedy

    • @imaMickeysman
      @imaMickeysman Před 4 lety +145

      Same style as eminem or a typical battle rapper. He already has the concepts and jokes in his head he just does not know which 1s he is going to rip on in a night.

    • @cprogress
      @cprogress Před 4 lety +115

      It takes a special kind of skill to do what he does and play off the crowd like that...

    • @imaMickeysman
      @imaMickeysman Před 4 lety +40

      @@cprogress i agree.. but he is not making everything up on the spot... he makes some shit up and spins other depending on the situation

    • @cprogress
      @cprogress Před 4 lety +77

      @@imaMickeysman True he's not making everything up on the spot as no comedian does, but his interactions with the audience is improv at it's finest and deserves proper credit.

    • @chargersfan0560
      @chargersfan0560 Před 4 lety +8

      Most great new york comics are like this. Patrice, rogan, and jimmie nortan have referenced on occasion that crowdwork is as essential as great material in NY

  • @jameschan1791
    @jameschan1791 Před 3 lety +419

    think about how fast this guy's mind is: he doesn't go into any show with a script, nothing planned. He goes into any environment, and just attacks.

    • @im1085
      @im1085 Před rokem +9

      he def work on the bones of his material

    • @Smegma824
      @Smegma824 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Yes he does go with a script. He doesn't post his actual material since he repeats that for each city. His crowd work is diff for each show and that what he posts.

  • @noisy.pineapples
    @noisy.pineapples Před 4 lety +394

    Andrew was the friend in school who's laugh was always funnier than his jokes and I'm living for it

  • @aymanm.8462
    @aymanm.8462 Před 4 lety +32216

    i love the fact that he's the one who's the most entertained by his own show lol.

    • @puntsize
      @puntsize Před 4 lety +537

      captain belgium it’s the cocaine

    • @aymanm.8462
      @aymanm.8462 Před 4 lety +440

      @@puntsize i say lets get some more cocaine and enjoy it with him. he's different from other comedians and its for the best he's not even telling jokes he is just having a conversation and i was dying!!! so if its the cocaine i say give him some more.

    • @puntsize
      @puntsize Před 4 lety +111

      captain belgium he’s hilarious! 😂
      Def on the list of comedians to see live. Ones that do amazing improvised crowd work are my favs.

    • @isiah675
      @isiah675 Před 4 lety +73

      It adds to the funny but only in moderation. Tons of comics do it but some of them take away from their own shit when they stop and laugh at every joke they make

    • @SaeedNeamati
      @SaeedNeamati Před 4 lety +17

      no it's just stupid

  • @djhagler
    @djhagler Před 4 lety +9832

    Damn, *STILL* performing without a safety net. Freestyling in dangerous territory and pulling it off. Respect.

  • @burningmisery
    @burningmisery Před 4 lety +476

    His political incorrectness is killing me. As a Bosnian, I loved every second of his comedy. And yes, we're all the same, but we're too stupid to realize that and that's why politics and religion has made coexisting a real hell. But comedy helps a lot!

    • @mctavishomagh7715
      @mctavishomagh7715 Před rokem

      Kosovo je Srbija though hahaha

    • @nbassasin8092
      @nbassasin8092 Před rokem +3

      hahahaha ja sam se nadao da ću nekada vidjeti da nas roastuje i baš mi je drago što sam slučajno došao na ovaj video

    • @vrcmf3172
      @vrcmf3172 Před rokem +2

      @@mctavishomagh7715 Kosovo Je Albania!

    • @MarvelousSeven
      @MarvelousSeven Před rokem +2

      All you are Yugoslavia.

    • @Bosstastical
      @Bosstastical Před rokem +2

      Hows that Bosnian coastline going?

  • @cerebrxll6064
    @cerebrxll6064 Před 2 lety +160

    I bet in the car she was like, "Jananna do I really look lesbian."

  • @peteresenwa
    @peteresenwa Před 4 lety +3652

    "You got bi-curious glasses", WTF man. This dude killing me.

    • @issacbernardo3460
      @issacbernardo3460 Před 3 lety +1

      This has to be the best Andrew Schulz clip ever!! 😂 czcams.com/video/MSQU-E2JTRg/video.html

  • @naruto101xx
    @naruto101xx Před 4 lety +3499

    nobody:
    andrew schulz: 🐬🐬🐬🐬

    • @namr1174
      @namr1174 Před 4 lety +16

      *GODDAMIT LOL IMMA REPORT YOU FOR BEING ON THE NEXT LEVEL OF DANKNESS* not really though..😹

    • @Machi9095
      @Machi9095 Před 4 lety +15

      More like seagulls

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito Před 4 lety +5

      Thats the funny engine battery being recharged by a dynamo

    • @TheHarrip
      @TheHarrip Před 4 lety +2

      Oh 😕 I don't get this, I'm too British or out of the loop. Dolphins?

    • @jaio7190
      @jaio7190 Před 4 lety +7

      @@TheHarrip his laugh sounds like a dolphin Lol

  • @Will2lit
    @Will2lit Před rokem +38

    Went tru really bad alcohol withdraw.. and this guy really helped me get through it.. true comedy legend already.. will forever stay in tune with your work

  • @nickmason9315
    @nickmason9315 Před 4 lety +287

    “The scary whites” 💀

    • @kingmakershubhu
      @kingmakershubhu Před 4 lety +1

      White walkers man

    • @georgeaksich9017
      @georgeaksich9017 Před 3 lety +1

      Blacks who moved to mountains 3000 years ago and became montenegrians that look like niko bellic.

    • @vrcmf3172
      @vrcmf3172 Před 2 lety +1

      @@georgeaksich9017 no… but balkans has blacks. Ottomans slaves… Croats and Albanians Montenegrins fought ottomans and took them in as their own. That’s why some Croats/Albanians have African ancestry

    • @way_of_life9318
      @way_of_life9318 Před 2 lety +4

      @@vrcmf3172 what are you talking about? Stop spreading nonsense? The black African ancestry in Croatians, albanians, Montenegrins etc it is non-existent

    • @vrcmf3172
      @vrcmf3172 Před 2 lety

      @@way_of_life9318 ? 😂😂😂 look up Africans of Ulcinj. That’s in Montenegro they also had Africans in Dubrovnik. Balkan states banned slavery before anyone else in Europe. Hakduks would free them, and take them into their clans

  • @anthonymacias8185
    @anthonymacias8185 Před 4 lety +20021

    If I ever go to his show I’m chillin in the car way out in the parking lot across the street

    • @DeiHarper9361
      @DeiHarper9361 Před 4 lety +197

      Lmao

    • @HERGRYN
      @HERGRYN Před 4 lety +1145

      And he still gon get you xD

    • @fanematlhomola6745
      @fanematlhomola6745 Před 4 lety +180

      Lmfao, this kicked in so hard 😂😂

    • @marceloflores3953
      @marceloflores3953 Před 4 lety +542

      He gunna plug an extension cord to his mic, and still roast u outside

    • @sonnyj7518
      @sonnyj7518 Před 4 lety +179

      LOL I'll just hide in my mom's basement and watch him on CZcams.

  • @victoriagarcia4411
    @victoriagarcia4411 Před 4 lety +7647

    Everytime he laughs I imagine a dolphin cleaning windows with windex

  • @mikc3305
    @mikc3305 Před 2 lety +14

    Your having way too much fun up there, ranking on whose to get it, while killing me with your infectious laughter! Great stand up. Your a breathe of fresh air Mr. Shulz.

  • @nexus4923
    @nexus4923 Před 3 lety +68

    The best thing about Shultz is how his whole stand up is just him roasting the audience and making him self laugh. He's loving it and everyone just loves it with him, no better place to take the piss out of people because you want to and get away with it.

  • @hypothetically2941
    @hypothetically2941 Před 4 lety +3013

    Bro G-Eazy back at it again 😭😭
    Yo he funny asf

  • @stefanslaveykov5047
    @stefanslaveykov5047 Před 4 lety +4871

    Black guys in the front having the time of their lives :D

    • @jubabutler
      @jubabutler Před 4 lety +262

      It ain't funny enough unless they run outta there....go harder Andrew lmao

    • @aziziyad4034
      @aziziyad4034 Před 4 lety +19

      @@jubabutler loooooool

    • @thottydagod457
      @thottydagod457 Před 4 lety +12

      Just str8 windex bottles at that table

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 Před 4 lety +13

      @@jubabutler it ain't funny unless you piss people off or upset them so much that you ruin their evening?
      Think you might have some underlying issues pal

    • @jubabutler
      @jubabutler Před 4 lety +93

      @@xgullafter9590 I think you've misunderstood my comment

  • @ts0088
    @ts0088 Před 3 lety +52

    Andrew is not even really doing a Show. He's just having a good Time with some People. Amazing.

  • @juventus45917
    @juventus45917 Před 4 lety +499

    Andrew: **pretty funny**
    Also Andrew: **distressed seagull sounds**
    Rinse, Repeat.

  • @MrWill1927
    @MrWill1927 Před 4 lety +2845

    His laugh sounds like someone cleaning a window real hard with some windex

  • @Leader237
    @Leader237 Před 4 lety +2284

    He laughed so high pitch it made the helium sign relevant

  • @Jaypordy
    @Jaypordy Před 4 lety +50

    Amazing thing is Andrew knows about stuff... the places, people, their culture and politics which makes things accurate and wholesome at the same time.

    • @RangeGleasry
      @RangeGleasry Před rokem +1

      He’s roasting people in a way that makes them feel seen and understood 😂

  • @peace4all584
    @peace4all584 Před rokem +13

    This dude is funny. I saw his special and I was in tears. I don't know how he didn't blow up yet. He is very good.

  • @rararaspoontang2007
    @rararaspoontang2007 Před 4 lety +6062

    He's a white guy who makes fun of blacks and gay people and doesn't get any shit. He has superpowers.

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo Před 4 lety +287

      He's funny, that's his "superpower".😂😂

    • @JudahRiggins
      @JudahRiggins Před 4 lety +566

      Because it doesn’t seems to come from a place of hate. It’s all light hearted 😂

    • @jar7d
      @jar7d Před 4 lety +120

      I thought he was Hispanic this whole time

    • @rararaspoontang2007
      @rararaspoontang2007 Před 4 lety +144

      @@jar7d he's Italian, they're basically white with a little bit of African mixed in thousands of years ago

    • @BigPaPaOG5
      @BigPaPaOG5 Před 4 lety +29

      Ra Ra Raspoontang Italian lmao no he’s Irish and German

  • @FreddyD177
    @FreddyD177 Před 4 lety +7490

    In this man's future I see the far back row tickets selling out and front row tickets going cheaper than a nickel

    • @smallfry9829
      @smallfry9829 Před 4 lety +275

      Jose Delgado nah his front row tickets will skyrocket too. As much as some people like to laugh at the roasts, a lot of people wanna hear Andrew roast them

    • @athleticaesthetixfitness6937
      @athleticaesthetixfitness6937 Před 4 lety +75

      Sooner or later though, people are gonna have to choose the front row...the Schulz paradox

    • @ayorkii
      @ayorkii Před 4 lety +6

      😂

    • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
      @thomaschristopherwhite9043 Před 4 lety +83

      I'd pay good money to be in the front row. I'm an androgynous Asian guy. I'm fucking built for this shit.

    • @100rav_S1ngh
      @100rav_S1ngh Před 4 lety +9

      Naah bro... girls and gays pay loads of money for that front row

  • @sicboi
    @sicboi Před 3 lety +77

    Walk up to buy tickets.
    Me: I'll get those seats right at the back in the dark please.

  • @mikefm4
    @mikefm4 Před 4 lety +16

    This has got to be my favorite clip of his
    The whole energy of this show just cracks me up. This dude is a blessing to the earth

  • @lityerambidextrous3668
    @lityerambidextrous3668 Před 4 lety +6220

    “Oh that’s right y’all got beef but y’all the same.”
    - Balkan politics summarized in 10 words or less

    • @norbertramaj3024
      @norbertramaj3024 Před 4 lety +80

      Lityer Ambidextrous Albanians and Serbians 😂

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 Před 4 lety +240

      Human politics summarized, you mean?

    • @lityerambidextrous3668
      @lityerambidextrous3668 Před 4 lety +16

      generic username нет братан хахаха ты не знаешь о чем говоришь.

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 Před 4 lety +6

      @@lityerambidextrous3668 I don't speak russian :D

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 Před 4 lety +50

      @@lityerambidextrous3668 Nvm, I put it into google translate and apparently you said that I don't know what I'm talking about. Yes, I do to a degree. All humans are the same species, and from that perspective, it is stupid how easily nations turn on eachother. Even though I'm personally a competitive person, I don't think that competition on a global scale is a good long-term solution. Working together often works better. Especially in the modern world, where nations rely on eachother economically and otherwise much more than in the past.

  • @brownsugarglamour
    @brownsugarglamour Před 4 lety +4219

    I love how his content is never the same and he’s able to pull jokes from the audience, natural 😭💀💀👏🏾

    • @daveking6192
      @daveking6192 Před 4 lety +8

      Totally agree Ms La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiqualiquanice

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 Před 4 lety +3

      @Martin L don't dox the lady, now, gees.

    • @brownsugarglamour
      @brownsugarglamour Před 4 lety +22

      Martin L my name’s Hannah 😅😏😉

    • @maybewise
      @maybewise Před 4 lety +10

      @@brownsugarglamour "..... my name’s Hannah". I'm dead XD

    • @jacobmercer3705
      @jacobmercer3705 Před 4 lety +3

      @@maybewise Hi Dead, nice to meet you. 😂😂😂

  • @christophereby8700
    @christophereby8700 Před rokem +2

    hands down, one of the funniest dudes in the game. I love it, u aint gonna find me near the front but you gonna find me at this show.😊

  • @dietergen
    @dietergen Před 2 lety +13

    I'm laughing hysterically watching this while depressed AF. Thanks, Schulzy!

  • @jeremiaha5167
    @jeremiaha5167 Před 4 lety +5301

    I'm actually super impressed that as an American he knew what nations were in ex Yugoslavia. Didn't expect that.

    • @bamdad19996
      @bamdad19996 Před 4 lety +771

      Comedians are smarter than average American

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember Před 4 lety +232

      He tours a lot abroad.

    • @alex_MCMXCV
      @alex_MCMXCV Před 4 lety +235

      you dont need to tour abroad to know countries and history, i've never been outside of europe and i can name maybe half of the USA states and other places in Canada

    • @Jackaroo.
      @Jackaroo. Před 4 lety +146

      You know how the media is full of shit? Yeah, the "dumb American" trope you've been exposed to is one such example.

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 Před 4 lety +172

      @@alex_MCMXCV - Yes. But us Europeans, are (on average) less ignorant than Americans. Except England. Most English people don't even know the map of Europe...

  • @Arcaryon
    @Arcaryon Před 4 lety +3890

    "You all got beef but you're the same." This was the best comedic analysis of the Balkans I have heard in years.

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 Před 4 lety +131

      That’s what I was thinking lol
      You’ve got Bosnia, Serbia and the Czech Republic getting their beef on, and then there’s Slovenia up there just chilling saying “I want none of this shit” lol

    • @matkoorsanic1292
      @matkoorsanic1292 Před 4 lety +2

      @Skrooge Lantay But just enough different

    • @johnk3772
      @johnk3772 Před 4 lety +1

      @Skrooge Lantay Not correct at all, there are huge differences between different countries.

    • @Lugrer3113
      @Lugrer3113 Před 4 lety +117

      @@beardedbjorn5520 Uhhh the czech republic doesn't have anything to do with it it's Croatia.

    • @AFR0MAMBA
      @AFR0MAMBA Před 4 lety +2

      what they beefing about??

  • @xiwiwix
    @xiwiwix Před 3 lety +2

    Bro, damn, I'm so glad I found you. I'm cryin' dyin' over here.

  • @bwoah3753
    @bwoah3753 Před rokem +4

    I love Andrew. Him just laughing at his own comedy when half the crowd doesn't know how to feel is wholesome to me

  • @brett8460
    @brett8460 Před 4 lety +5668

    Andrew: "What's your name?"
    Girl: "Jananna."
    **Andrew.exe has stopped working**

  • @ChuChild
    @ChuChild Před 4 lety +2534

    How many lesbian jokes do you want?
    Him: *Yes.*

    • @moozstreams9680
      @moozstreams9680 Před 3 lety

      I would 'like' this comment, but I don't want to ruin its like count!

    • @HA-mz8kz
      @HA-mz8kz Před 3 lety +1

      @@moozstreams9680 I'm going to take a guess was it 666 likes when you made the comment

    • @manashejmadi
      @manashejmadi Před 2 lety +5

      @@HA-mz8kz 420 or 69

    • @chopsyoutube
      @chopsyoutube Před 2 lety

      Are you lesbian?

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube Před rokem

      Damn you look like you have a nice set of tits lol

  • @jaskicd
    @jaskicd Před 3 lety

    I discovered your channel just yesterday. And watching this, starting with the names i knew they were from here . Pozdrav :D

  • @mantequilla4082
    @mantequilla4082 Před 3 lety

    Put the full sets on please , too great

  • @LanaaAmor
    @LanaaAmor Před 4 lety +505

    *THIS GUY KNOWS COUNTRIES*

    • @saifhussain8472
      @saifhussain8472 Před 3 lety +54

      Not only does he know countries, he knows people and cultures. But I guess it helps to grow up in a place like NY.

    • @Zrksys
      @Zrksys Před 2 lety +1

      @Josh Mulvaney well who cares about Balkan so ye he does

    • @nategwright
      @nategwright Před 2 lety +3

      Alternatively: *THIS GUY PAID ATTENTION IN FRESHMAN GEOGRAPHY*

    • @nategwright
      @nategwright Před 2 lety +1

      @Frigidlava I mean I had one in high school, which wasn’t that long ago. Kinda weird that a school wouldn’t offer it, given how clueless most Americans are regarding basic geography.

    • @foljs5858
      @foljs5858 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Zrksys People with an education

  • @LucasTOrz
    @LucasTOrz Před 4 lety +2635

    He is a nature comedian. He basically can pull a joke based on audience words which not every stand up comedian can do

    • @Racoons4Change
      @Racoons4Change Před 4 lety +7

      I'm being honest, sinbad is probably the best I've ever seen at that. Andrew has a different spin on it though.

    • @B.Precision
      @B.Precision Před 4 lety +2

      Ie funny

    • @KitCalder
      @KitCalder Před 2 lety +5

      @@Racoons4Change "Things just went from Sinbad to Sinworse..."

    • @Racoons4Change
      @Racoons4Change Před 2 lety

      @@KitCalder yeah Andrew ain’t touching so bad on crowd work

    • @victorious1929
      @victorious1929 Před 2 lety

      I can, I can’t write jokes
      It has to come off the top
      I’m good at that type of comedy
      But I cannot sit and write a joke
      Everyone tell me to go to hollyweird
      “It’s not that serious” lol 😝

  • @chongging1238
    @chongging1238 Před rokem +1

    Great crowd work as always 👍🏼

  • @TheJaca25
    @TheJaca25 Před 4 lety +1

    OMG I love you! I've been laughing like crazy. Greetings from Croatia :D

  • @rubix187
    @rubix187 Před 4 lety +1300

    Bruh whenever I go to your show I’m sitting all the way by the bar 😂

  • @dannydukes30
    @dannydukes30 Před 4 lety +2480

    Crowd control Genius, the fact that they never got upset and walk out is amazing.. when they offer you a special on Netflix please say yes and they will.. can't wait to see you in Boston..

    • @AQGOAT24
      @AQGOAT24 Před 4 lety +27

      I feel like at this point people are starting to know that's what Schulz does

    • @TimSosaa
      @TimSosaa Před 4 lety +9

      He has a podcast. On the podcast a year or 2 back he said he tried and they turned him down, he’s independent he dropping paid for products here on CZcams

    • @ishdelacruz8356
      @ishdelacruz8356 Před 4 lety

      Is he coming to Boston? When?

    • @dannydukes30
      @dannydukes30 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ishdelacruz8356 Nov 15, 16..

    • @Raspy978
      @Raspy978 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dannydukes30 I'm seeing him in Boston too on the 16th 👌💯

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh Před 4 lety +61

    She got roasted for not being gay imagine she was 🤣

  • @1DayEnt
    @1DayEnt Před 3 lety +28

    “These the guys that chase Liam neeson around “ 😂😂😂😆😭

  • @billybobbobson5346
    @billybobbobson5346 Před 4 lety +1205

    Was gonna go see him but only front row tickets were left.

    • @JuggaloSupreme
      @JuggaloSupreme Před 4 lety +50

      Shit...that's the best seat in the house!

    • @erwinlopez8368
      @erwinlopez8368 Před 3 lety +14

      Best seats in the fkn house my boi. Lol

    • @uts4448
      @uts4448 Před 3 lety +12

      Whaaaat you should’ve taken them so you can tell him your name is billy bob. I’m sure he’ll make a joke of that lol I’m kidding. You avoided the front line of battle

    • @fredgarati
      @fredgarati Před 3 lety +3

      Wise choice

    • @RockDavid
      @RockDavid Před 3 lety +11

      y'al missed the joke >

  • @pero9254
    @pero9254 Před 4 lety +404

    Bro Schulz is the sharpest knife in the drawer, got all these top tier comedians looking like spoons. Nobody is as quick on their feet like this guy.

    • @takingnone1780
      @takingnone1780 Před 4 lety +1

      Petar P norm macdonald is fucking machete than

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 Před 4 lety +10

      Ever see bill burr get heckled? He's pretty good too. He seems very similar in that sense to schulz; he comes up with unexpected stuff on the spot really fast.

  • @Phoenix3D_
    @Phoenix3D_ Před rokem +2

    This guy is so good... I'm come I'm just knowing him.... The way he thinks of these things on the spot and delivers so well...... Second to none

  • @skorch2723
    @skorch2723 Před 3 lety +9

    This is the most organic comedy you'll ever watch.

  • @RedDevils7
    @RedDevils7 Před 4 lety +1363

    "We give up everything!!! We sold all THREE dragons to come here!!!"
    😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @HurshGupta
    @HurshGupta Před 4 lety +1550

    If God gives me an option on death and front row seat in Andrew's show.
    RIP me.

    • @JohnDoe-gc1kt
      @JohnDoe-gc1kt Před 4 lety

      I dont get it

    • @skorps1415
      @skorps1415 Před 4 lety +41

      @@JohnDoe-gc1kt u wouldnt want to it front row when he's on stage
      yo ass finna get roasted

    • @JT-of6of
      @JT-of6of Před 4 lety +10

      @@skorps1415 dude is unfiltered as fuck too lol he went in that chicks purse for the cigs lmao!!

    • @akshanshchoudhary7397
      @akshanshchoudhary7397 Před 4 lety +1

      @@JT-of6of He don't give two shits lol

    • @YoungRiseTV
      @YoungRiseTV Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @psycostasia8379
    @psycostasia8379 Před 3 lety

    This by far is my favorite skit, this is what make a awesome comedian!

  • @metaslavehs3297
    @metaslavehs3297 Před 4 lety +4

    your comedy style is awesome, youre having a good time first and if everybody else wants to also theyre glad to, you kind of inspired me to be more open and joke around at work. keep doing you man.

  • @josuastangl7140
    @josuastangl7140 Před 4 lety +902

    This guy's brain is so fast I can't even comprehend how his brain goes from one line to another. He's so many levels above normal humans I'm just grateful to have ever seen his craft.

    • @lastdefenderofxhotl
      @lastdefenderofxhotl Před 4 lety +22

      He literally just does what American guys do when they get together and start compounding their jokes together. Only he's doing 90% percent of the work instead of like 65%.

    • @HashTheGrappler
      @HashTheGrappler Před 4 lety

      Trey Morgan accurate.

    • @HashTheGrappler
      @HashTheGrappler Před 4 lety

      Enter a name here
      who crapped in your corn flakes?

    • @OS-yg9fr
      @OS-yg9fr Před 4 lety

      josua calm down stop hyping people up so much for likes lol

    • @lapepa1699
      @lapepa1699 Před 2 lety

      yeah...right...

  • @1lil1lil1
    @1lil1lil1 Před 4 lety +683

    You should really upload these more. I can't get enough of these long improvs

    • @webermaster8595
      @webermaster8595 Před 4 lety

      Totally agree

    • @Gamer831crossfire
      @Gamer831crossfire Před 4 lety +1

      the point of him releasing part of his stand up is so you go to his show and support him that way

  • @alexz000
    @alexz000 Před 4 lety

    Bro, shout out!
    Just came across your channel & been watching some of your videos, fucking GOLD BRO👍😂
    Just tearing shit up sideways 🤙

  • @Kittyxoxo
    @Kittyxoxo Před rokem

    This is me in a daily conversation 🤣🤣 I find myself funny too but wud love to see his show and engage lolll gold moments 💛 💖

  • @charlottemuttai7143
    @charlottemuttai7143 Před 4 lety +283

    “Mount a negro” I can’t breathe

  • @stormik.5005
    @stormik.5005 Před 4 lety +382

    Getting impatient for Netflix to give this dude his own special! He deserves it!

    • @carpentryfirst3048
      @carpentryfirst3048 Před 4 lety +15

      World's too PC. It won't happen

    • @DaPhreshestKidd
      @DaPhreshestKidd Před 4 lety +3

      Fuck netflix. Plus after his comments on JRE, i doubt they will humour him

    • @curry9144
      @curry9144 Před 4 lety +2

      Watch joe rogan. Andrew doesn’t want a netflix special

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 Před 4 lety

      @@DaPhreshestKidd which comments on JRE?

    • @tapatton9
      @tapatton9 Před 4 lety +3

      He's releasing everything on CZcams or pay content so that he has full control of his own work. He's monetizing his shit and selling merch.

  • @WaldoBMC3
    @WaldoBMC3 Před 2 lety +1

    Hea my favorite because he really is a funny person. It's hard to just pick someone out and get on there ass and smoke em. Lol. Love his stuff.

  • @lifewalkerusa136
    @lifewalkerusa136 Před 2 lety

    You are killing it man

  • @taygrice9034
    @taygrice9034 Před 4 lety +1058

    This guy might be the funniest person alive lmfao

    • @TehBloodyYank556
      @TehBloodyYank556 Před 4 lety +14

      @Merjan Shushollari I saw both live last year. Bill's comedy is hilarious but he doesn't do crowdwork like Schulz

    • @rumar4u
      @rumar4u Před 4 lety +1

      @Merjan Shushollari Not to diss Bill Burr but I don’t like his comedy that much. Now Dave Chapelle...Steve Harvey, Chris Rock and DL Hughley are better comedians which rack up millions.

    • @rumar4u
      @rumar4u Před 4 lety +4

      @Merjan Shushollari Not understanding Dave Chapelle but understand Trevor Noah (yuck) sounds like hating to me although you might deny it. The way he imitates his style and other things. Dave is considered right now the best comedian alive, not because I say, but because all other comedians agree to it and say it.

    • @kingofluck2912
      @kingofluck2912 Před 4 lety

      Alive, I'd say Andrew, or Aries Spears.
      Dead? Hands down George Carlin.

    • @CamPerry
      @CamPerry Před 4 lety +1

      Andrew is not there yet and even he would probably say that but he does have a great set. Saw him in OKC years ago.

  • @NadiraI
    @NadiraI Před 4 lety +817

    Shout out to Dženana and Vildana from Bosnia 😁

    • @muhammednaswar7031
      @muhammednaswar7031 Před 4 lety +27

      Gay muslims right 😂.. great bond

    • @anasqureshi2479
      @anasqureshi2479 Před 4 lety +5

      @@muhammednaswar7031 they are not muslims bruh

    • @regigashi9226
      @regigashi9226 Před 4 lety +7

      Fkn kurwaas

    • @dubaicsgopros5738
      @dubaicsgopros5738 Před 4 lety +8

      their names dont sound muslim and they aint gay he was just playing with them

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 Před 4 lety +8

      @@anasqureshi2479 yes they are, those are muslim names

  • @Tennisman81
    @Tennisman81 Před 4 lety +13

    I almost choked with that last part, poor girl just walked into an invite she didn't ask for lol

  • @manbearpig2164
    @manbearpig2164 Před 4 lety

    This dude is hilarious, I just heard of him, I'm subscribed now

  • @taco8895
    @taco8895 Před 4 lety +696

    am i trippin, or does Andrew look like a Russian character out of GTA IV?

    • @johkupohkuxd1697
      @johkupohkuxd1697 Před 4 lety +57

      He looks like everything : Russian, Jew, Italian, French, Arab a little bit

    • @strahinja8916
      @strahinja8916 Před 4 lety +11

      Nico Belic is not Russian, he's Serbiam

    • @taco8895
      @taco8895 Před 4 lety +2

      Strahinja Popovic who said anything about niko belic?

    • @strahinja8916
      @strahinja8916 Před 4 lety +4

      @@taco8895 you said russian guy from GTA IV so i assumed you were thinking of nico belic

    • @taco8895
      @taco8895 Před 4 lety +1

      Strahinja Popovic Nah man I just meant any random Russian NPC lol.

  • @dhdjddbdbdbd861
    @dhdjddbdbdbd861 Před 4 lety +225

    the best part isn’t even his laugh, it’s his fucking dance when he laughs😂😂

    • @MattsCrazyArt
      @MattsCrazyArt Před 4 lety +2

      Right? He's his own back up dancer, hype man and sound effects specialist

  • @mrhombregordo9556
    @mrhombregordo9556 Před 3 lety

    Ran into him on FB watching some Gary Owen vids and im watching every show hes ever done. Cant wait to see in person after this pandemic💯❤👑

  • @uncle.samc4778
    @uncle.samc4778 Před 3 lety +5

    Can’t get enough of his laughs at his own jokes😂

  • @MrMuffinHix
    @MrMuffinHix Před 4 lety +851

    "You like got beef but yall the same, right?" Lmao, love from Serbia!😂❤

    • @shinyguy1
      @shinyguy1 Před 4 lety +26

      MrMuffinHix it’s like Indian and Pakistan 😂😂😂

    • @lukamitrovic7446
      @lukamitrovic7446 Před 4 lety +22

      Koliko bih voleo da nekad dodje kod nas

    • @MrMuffinHix
      @MrMuffinHix Před 4 lety +6

      @@lukamitrovic7446 bukvalno brt al slaba vajda jbg hahaha

    • @ilijamilovanovic9653
      @ilijamilovanovic9653 Před 4 lety +5

      Najjaci je hha

    • @mirzacausevic7891
      @mirzacausevic7891 Před 4 lety +11

      Jbt i Amerikanci upuceni u to kakva smo bagra, tragikomicno 😂☹️

  • @kanbeerkholo9586
    @kanbeerkholo9586 Před 4 lety +1368

    For anyone wondering it's actually spelled Dženana and Vildana

    • @194misterx
      @194misterx Před 4 lety +35

      Ja sam iz Hrvatske i cuo sam za Dženana. Ali Vildana nikad. Cak sam i zivio u mostaru neko vrijeme.

    • @steve-3p-oh280
      @steve-3p-oh280 Před 4 lety +153

      I've never heard those names. Then again, my heritage is from "Mount a Negro".

    • @raphaeltoporan5740
      @raphaeltoporan5740 Před 4 lety +8

      Djesi brate moj fini

    • @38bmxboy
      @38bmxboy Před 4 lety +44

      Pa jebote nas balkanaca svugdje ima, kad je rekla Dženana odmah sam znao da je s naših prostora 😁
      Al ja također ime Vildana nikad nisam cuo

    • @Therandeon
      @Therandeon Před 4 lety +9

      Vildana must be Albanian from Montenegro or Kosovo

  • @muhammadyusuf8541
    @muhammadyusuf8541 Před 2 lety

    Good shit

  • @adeeliyanage9617
    @adeeliyanage9617 Před 4 lety

    mann you are my favourite stand up comedian man.

  • @evanbiter5969
    @evanbiter5969 Před 4 lety +4485

    Schulz has the laugh that only a windex bottle or seal can mimic.
    Edit: Have faith in yourself and follow your heart's desire alongside God. Love your families and treat them like you don't ever want to lose them. Most importantly be fair in the honesty you give and practice it. Wish you all health, wealth, love, life, happiness and peace. 💓😐

  • @seang9450
    @seang9450 Před 4 lety +660

    😂😂😂 Yo just added going to one of this dudes shows to my bucket list. I damn sure ain't sitting up front though!😂😂😂

    • @me_logicalnonsense5348
      @me_logicalnonsense5348 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @CamPerry
      @CamPerry Před 4 lety +4

      I saw his show once in OKC but his set has gotten even better since then.

    • @ninawood2879
      @ninawood2879 Před 4 lety +1

      Sameeee

    • @Ahmad-uk7oo
      @Ahmad-uk7oo Před 4 lety +3

      What are you talking about front is the real deal 😂

    • @ihavearapname
      @ihavearapname Před 4 lety +1

      Yo just was in the front row in his San Fran show. He didn't roast anyone. His set was really organized.

  • @oanabuleu2159
    @oanabuleu2159 Před 4 lety +7

    When he pointed his finger at them and said ,,something you know nothing about’’ I died🤣🤣🤣

  • @sky-hg3wf
    @sky-hg3wf Před 2 lety

    aper you are the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏 god bless you keep it real

  • @Youw16
    @Youw16 Před 4 lety +306

    Lol my Bosnian friend is named Dzenana (pronounced Jenana)
    St Louis has a huge Bosnian community!

    • @LegitJesusChrist
      @LegitJesusChrist Před 3 lety +8

      My Bosnian friend says you and I should go on a date!

    • @privatniprofil5762
      @privatniprofil5762 Před 3 lety +3

      Bas sam krenuo da napisem za ime Dzenana

    • @aristoteg-atata2947
      @aristoteg-atata2947 Před 3 lety +1

      ... put me on girl ...

    • @TheRolling123
      @TheRolling123 Před 3 lety

      Thats whats up

    • @QuinlanLJ
      @QuinlanLJ Před 2 lety +3

      Oh it's Dženana. I was wondering what kind of Bosnian name name that was. The way she says it is too weird.

  • @derekjwalls
    @derekjwalls Před 4 lety +225

    "Idk what Bosnia looks like but i imagine it looks a lot like kings landing" 😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewbahl5536
    @andrewbahl5536 Před rokem

    Growing legend!

  • @COMMANDERPINT
    @COMMANDERPINT Před 3 lety +1

    He's the only comedian I've ever seen put so much world current events & politics into every single skit

  • @mohammadadnankhasim7165
    @mohammadadnankhasim7165 Před 4 lety +134

    The interaction between the audience is class🔥🔥
    He doesn't need new material...

  • @justin_gosselin
    @justin_gosselin Před 4 lety +343

    "St. Louis is brutal, I won't perform there" - Kreischer, Callen, and Schaub.
    "HoLd mY bEeR" - Shulzy, who crushes.

    • @JBCanimation
      @JBCanimation Před 4 lety +3

      Dude none of those guys are really comedians. Callen is great but has a particular style, and the other two don't have shit.

    • @nickh4676
      @nickh4676 Před 4 lety +1

      @@JBCanimation I saw callen in person and he made me laugh. Different type of comedy but still funny

    • @spectrum1448
      @spectrum1448 Před 4 lety

      GrumpyGandalf lol perhaps the whitest comedians in history with SNL level cheese. Of course they're scared.

  • @rudy23098
    @rudy23098 Před 4 lety +1

    This is all comedy 😂 love it

  • @bja010
    @bja010 Před rokem

    The best of the best!!!!!

  • @ohiothegreat5382
    @ohiothegreat5382 Před 4 lety +340

    Andrew laughing at people sounds like a 2002 Toyota on a cold Ohio day not starting

  • @natinatyoutube
    @natinatyoutube Před 4 lety +719

    Lol it's spelled "AURA" ! Who did these subtitles ? Charlemagne ?!😂

    • @raenaldo
      @raenaldo Před 4 lety +4

      I noticed that too. 😂 I’m sure he didn’t mess that up tho.

    • @dr6024
      @dr6024 Před 4 lety +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Raspy978
      @Raspy978 Před 4 lety +10

      She said Charlemagne 😂😂😂

    • @c0rr0s10n
      @c0rr0s10n Před 4 lety +1

      Cardi B

    • @dnsl4176
      @dnsl4176 Před 4 lety +6

      IT'S JOJO
      XD

  • @seanb3525
    @seanb3525 Před 2 lety

    I wanna see this whole stand up 😂

  • @urielalva2949
    @urielalva2949 Před 8 měsíci

    The end funny asl 😂😂😂😂

  • @kcgakajesus
    @kcgakajesus Před 4 lety +391

    This dude might be the GOAT of stand up. His brain is moving at 1000mph in the year 3059 while we all stuck on the toilet in 2019.

  • @dsantiago1000
    @dsantiago1000 Před 4 lety +305

    Everyone: 😂😂😂
    Andrew:🐬🐬🐬

  • @MBNZOriginals
    @MBNZOriginals Před rokem +1

    I love that CZcams is just referring me the Schulz back catalogue to bring me up to date!

  • @gennadeau5543
    @gennadeau5543 Před 4 lety

    I missed your show 😭

  • @jerrys.5410
    @jerrys.5410 Před 4 lety +351

    I keep hearing seguls, where is it from?

  • @easybakedkike8030
    @easybakedkike8030 Před 4 lety +254

    Nobody:
    Seagulls when they have french fries thrown at them: 1:14

  • @ramosruthie81
    @ramosruthie81 Před rokem +1

    I need to see this man live he has me laughing so hard in my home that my family came to check on to see if I am good cause I made a funky ass noice while laughing hard 😆 🤣

  • @ThatJakeGuy99
    @ThatJakeGuy99 Před 3 lety

    I didn't know you were in St. Louis! Come back lol. I missed you