Roasting A Convicted Murderer | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 26. 01. 2020
  • What up people. Here it is. A lot of you been asking for this video. We didn't want to repost it until we blurred their faces out of respect and the severe nature of the convo. In all honesty, I hope he changed his life around, and things are working out. INDULGE!
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    #AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
    New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
    In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
    Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
    across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.
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  • @sh0lle
    @sh0lle Před 3 lety +24409

    ‘I murdered a comedian making fun of me’ would be a perfect answer.

    • @disorderedenthropy
      @disorderedenthropy Před 3 lety +342

      You think that egotistical prick has that kind of sense of humor?

    • @Chaz_NFQ
      @Chaz_NFQ Před 3 lety +130

      These r the best two comments in the whole ass video 😂 @vin C & @sh0lie

    • @sarthakparikh5988
      @sarthakparikh5988 Před 3 lety +75

      Or he could've made said : "Yo Mama"

    • @sgtcaco
      @sgtcaco Před 3 lety +16

      Perfect comment.

    • @meanmachine2003
      @meanmachine2003 Před 3 lety +25

      hmm joker vibes

  • @kevinsnyder1390
    @kevinsnyder1390 Před 4 lety +57532

    Schulz out here putting the laughter in manslaughter.

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 Před 2 lety +4713

    "8 years in prison will teach you that."
    "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

  • @wazopaio
    @wazopaio Před rokem +2412

    This dude goes to jail for murder then when he gets out, his girl has the balls to tear his house up? Man...

    • @SuckMyRidges
      @SuckMyRidges Před rokem +1

      That’s woman bro

    • @colbybarton8182
      @colbybarton8182 Před rokem +191

      Amen. Women are just on another level these days

    • @Testibus00
      @Testibus00 Před rokem

      She was blurred out but you could see she was kinda hot. If you're hot enough, you're definitely capable of crazy shit.

    • @thelaurens1996
      @thelaurens1996 Před rokem +8

      Two years later though

    • @eric-jr2nf
      @eric-jr2nf Před rokem

      VVomen are attracted to violent men

  • @juliastrick130
    @juliastrick130 Před 4 lety +27997

    I like that everyone clapped when he said he’d been out for 2 years like he was 2 years sober

    • @karanbirsinghbhullar
      @karanbirsinghbhullar Před 4 lety +668

      I was waiting for him to say wait till you hear what i was in for.

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 Před 4 lety +1891

      That's because it's very hard for fellons to get back into regular life. They usually end up going back inside.

    • @tyrog3839
      @tyrog3839 Před 4 lety +523

      Yeah because the likelihood of going back to prison after release is in the 90s so it is impressive

    • @John...44...
      @John...44... Před 4 lety +195

      Yeh but he shouldn't have been in jail in the first place.... No way would I give someone a round of applause because they had only been to jail once.... So far 😂😂

    • @BFswithGFs
      @BFswithGFs Před 4 lety +39

      What’s weird is that he said all the black ppl were clapping for him but it was actually white ppl clapping for a white ex con

  • @JoePhillips1983
    @JoePhillips1983 Před 4 lety +33168

    I love comedians that interact with the crowd, but this guy is on another level

    • @moonie1825
      @moonie1825 Před 4 lety +133

      He reminds me of patrice o neal

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity Před 4 lety +79

      yeah, the lowest level.

    • @tysquirt111
      @tysquirt111 Před 4 lety +272

      His crowd work special is so good. Literally just an improv special.

    • @juanangeles4965
      @juanangeles4965 Před 3 lety +7

      Look up Frenchy. He does a lot of that

    • @leviwebb5810
      @leviwebb5810 Před 3 lety +81

      @@bevrosity usually where good comedy comes from

  • @gerbilman204
    @gerbilman204 Před rokem +646

    I love how he always makes himself laugh. It's almost as if he's doing a comedy show for himself and the audience is just along for the ride.

    • @halalmeatz5644
      @halalmeatz5644 Před rokem +18

      That’s how funny people are. The comedy is for them. We just along for the ride.

    • @DM-wj8br
      @DM-wj8br Před 9 měsíci +4

      Those are always my favorite moments...when a comedian genuinely makes himself crack up.

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 Před 2 lety +435

    Normally I can't stand comedians that laugh at their own jokes but there's something about Schulz that makes me ignore that. He's really good.

    • @bouncybooty3252
      @bouncybooty3252 Před 2 lety

      It's so fucking annoying

    • @Kumorini
      @Kumorini Před 2 lety +1

      @@bouncybooty3252 😐

    • @nickmccain9249
      @nickmccain9249 Před rokem +30

      It’s because most comics write their jokes beforehand so they are just laughing at a joke they wrote and told tons of times already so it’s not authentic. Andrew is really laughing because the jokes are on the spot

    • @itsme.D
      @itsme.D Před rokem +8

      He's unbearable. Goofy, awkward, and way too contrived

    • @BoDiddlee
      @BoDiddlee Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@itsme.Dthis is older stuff though.. He's really found his style, is so much more comfortable on stage these days. And he is KILLING IT right now..

  • @garrett2597
    @garrett2597 Před 4 lety +8517

    “You don’t ask your mom to cut your pancakes?”
    “8 years in prison will teach you that”

  • @its_only_karma7440
    @its_only_karma7440 Před 4 lety +6952

    This guy would roast satan if he was at the show

    • @joealyjim3029
      @joealyjim3029 Před 4 lety +49

      You gotta exist to go to shows tho

    • @DMNSMN
      @DMNSMN Před 4 lety +11

      So why didn't you go 😂

    • @aadishaayush3546
      @aadishaayush3546 Před 4 lety +15

      Tom Ellis ain't that free.

    • @echoblast798
      @echoblast798 Před 4 lety +40

      "Look at this mans horns....talk about kanines..."

    • @Thearbiter96
      @Thearbiter96 Před 4 lety +1

      Funny how I’m the 666th like of this comment🤔

  • @davidbrienlantry8760
    @davidbrienlantry8760 Před 2 lety +54

    I am impressed that you handled this the way you did. It could have gone horribly wrong. You maintained control, were respectful to the ex-con and most importantly, kept everybody interested and laughing. Nice work.

  • @BikingVikingHH
    @BikingVikingHH Před rokem +154

    I’m still not sure what she did to “mess up the house”; most I could gather was she leaned the screen doors/windows that she wanted fixed from her house up against the classic truck he just got done *restoring** (I am a mechanic and never heard of someone referring to it as “renovating” LOL), and eight years sounds about right for third-degree murder/killing someone in a “bad fight” with good behavior/parole.

    • @xuploads
      @xuploads Před rokem +2

      screens are sort of like cheap removable tints you can put on the inside of vehicle windows

    • @haydenclement2738
      @haydenclement2738 Před 11 měsíci +1

      She took some old window screens from the house and put them in the back of his restored and freshly washed truck.

    • @dawnieb.7394
      @dawnieb.7394 Před 9 dny

      All these years later, please insert here the GIF of Pop from "Moonstruck" weeping at the table: I'M CONFUSED (still)

  • @brokeforever
    @brokeforever Před 3 lety +7643

    "Where you from bro?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that"

    • @Libtard
      @Libtard Před 3 lety +136

      Who learns to be a mechanic in prison?

    • @rawbhd4477
      @rawbhd4477 Před 3 lety +35

      @Multiple People maybe two people happened to make the same joke. There’s some food for thought dumbass

    • @cheers9503
      @cheers9503 Před 3 lety +41

      @@Libtard I heard they do that as a job

    • @cheers9503
      @cheers9503 Před 3 lety +7

      @Multiple People my man he copied that joke doesn't mean he's trying to get likes, he's spreading the joy

    • @StinkkyJ
      @StinkkyJ Před 3 lety

      @Multiple People you sir just got ratio’d

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT Před 3 lety +23159

    The mood in the room is like when you have a really chill teacher and the class finished early so y'all just hanging out telling stories

  • @JoseGarcia-bu1dr
    @JoseGarcia-bu1dr Před rokem +5

    I love this guy, he's so good at reading the audience and navigating his way around their responses and answers to make a joke out of thin air. He's like that one friend from your group who just has instant heat when they say something

  • @irisland6383
    @irisland6383 Před 2 lety +16

    I can't believe how careful he was and also he was super hilarious. This man is talented!!

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper Před 4 lety +21868

    What a weird dude. His head is all white and blurry.

    • @sigmanewsyt
      @sigmanewsyt Před 4 lety +132

      Not on the og upload and now it's blurred

    • @edgarsantanabaez
      @edgarsantanabaez Před 4 lety +324

      Niiels r/WOOOSHH

    • @sigmanewsyt
      @sigmanewsyt Před 4 lety +307

      @@edgarsantanabaez I read it now and don't know what I was thinking 35 minutes ago I'm a retard😂 and the worst part is I manage meme pages as a job I'm actually disappointed in myself usually in the person that wooshes others....

    • @moisesmendoza5005
      @moisesmendoza5005 Před 4 lety +40

      I actually laughed at this

    • @the_17th_dragon32
      @the_17th_dragon32 Před 4 lety +12

      And boxlike too

  • @ceej7
    @ceej7 Před 4 lety +6103

    Even criminals aren't safe from Schulzy lol

    • @TheArmchairPriest
      @TheArmchairPriest Před 4 lety +3

      Lmfao I love it

    • @ashleymailer6376
      @ashleymailer6376 Před 4 lety +15

      He truly doesn’t care 😂😂😂

    • @ashleymailer6376
      @ashleymailer6376 Před 4 lety +4

      Rich Family that’s what everyone calls him

    • @DonEttelo
      @DonEttelo Před 4 lety +5

      Rich Family How do you misspell his name twice when his name is in the title of the video?

    • @PotawatomiThunderNew
      @PotawatomiThunderNew Před 4 lety +5

      You say even criminals are safe, but I don’t even think this is the craziest one. Did you ever see the video where the girl had a seizure in the audience? Shultz roasted her, roasted people giving her medical attention, and roasted the paramedic in the audience who got offended by it. That one tripped me out, that’s the wildest one I can think of off the top of my head

  • @twistb7591
    @twistb7591 Před 2 lety +15

    You can tell he genuinely was loving this and having fun

  • @davidvictorsomerville6380

    There are some top tier comedians, and if you pay attention, they plant hecklers/audience members and script interactions. Everything Schultz is saying is right off the dome. Appreciate the authenticity

  • @chikoman4926
    @chikoman4926 Před 4 lety +18330

    He posted this a year ago and had to take it down cuz the dude in the vid aka the murderer wanted it taken down, had to blur his face this time!

    • @bereketmihretu7532
      @bereketmihretu7532 Před 4 lety +1315

      9:07 might need a reupload

    • @_NegusFreeman
      @_NegusFreeman Před 4 lety +304

      Bereket M 0.25 playback speed 😉

    • @TessyTest19
      @TessyTest19 Před 4 lety +184

      @@bereketmihretu7532 Also 3:11

    • @dasaini
      @dasaini Před 4 lety +1166

      If you don’t want everyone to know you are a murderer, don’t tell people in public 🤷‍♂️

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh cool

  • @jackeysmith19
    @jackeysmith19 Před 4 lety +7681

    Why do I feel like he wanted to tell people he was in prison

  • @AnanusBananus
    @AnanusBananus Před 2 lety +4

    The interaction is awesome. Intimate setup, very cool crowd, and comic that can work it. Very nice.

  • @chrissonderleiter5699
    @chrissonderleiter5699 Před 2 lety +60

    This video really showcases Andrew's overall skill and talent as a comedian, the guy said he had anxiety about talking about it, and Andrew immediately turned the next joke on himself to try and take some of the attention off of him for a minute

  • @ledfloyd9035
    @ledfloyd9035 Před 3 lety +8232

    This guy is good with the crowd. He roasts them, but not so bad it actually offends them. Which is far harder than it sounds.

    • @shawnkay5462
      @shawnkay5462 Před 3 lety +82

      Schulz is the only guy that can do this. Hes a already a legendary comic.

    • @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164
      @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164 Před 3 lety

      Mashallah tbark Allah alhamudillah inshallah better astgfrallah

    • @JorgeRomero7
      @JorgeRomero7 Před 3 lety +21

      Mastery of tension. He must be a great storyteller as well.

    • @rossgraham850
      @rossgraham850 Před 3 lety +2

      Frankie Boyle is a lot nicer he gives u a lollypop at the end

    • @abhinand1000
      @abhinand1000 Před 2 lety +2

      He usually doesn't give a fuck and actually offends them lol. Pretty sure he was just treading lightly here because he doesn't want to actually get killed lmao

  • @sanket677
    @sanket677 Před 4 lety +7077

    8:59
    Andrew:- "we don't gotta say it"
    Also Andrew:-
    *ROASTING A CONVICTED MURDERER*

    • @narcoskeptic
      @narcoskeptic Před 4 lety +50

      Facts I was like... I think we gotta say it no???

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle Před 4 lety

      Ross did it first

    • @blkspade23
      @blkspade23 Před 4 lety +63

      @Alien Intention It's pretty easy that he'd play it loose with the word murder. Someone could have ended up dead, where the charge/conviction wasn't 'Murder". Manslaughter carries a lighter minimum sentence, and some people will likely still refer you as a murderer.

    • @sanderluik6298
      @sanderluik6298 Před 4 lety +51

      So this is cut down slightly. This was uploaded a year ago and taken down because of the blurred guy. In the original it wasn't blurred and he ended up saying he was a murderer

    • @x_diiamond_x9789
      @x_diiamond_x9789 Před 4 lety +31

      @Alien Intention
      He was convicted for manslaughter due to reckless behavior

  • @buckfamily2533
    @buckfamily2533 Před rokem +10

    I like how he's so cavalier about it talking with the dude. It's almost like Andrew already knows folks like him and just doesn't care.

  • @conservativemetal8552
    @conservativemetal8552 Před rokem +8

    This guy is hilarious & being able to come up with material on the fly shows, he not only knows his profession… he’s good at it.

  • @jadenyiki
    @jadenyiki Před 4 lety +4083

    Wife: Do you want pancakes today.
    Him: 8 years of prison will teach you that.

  • @swaggercre8ions518
    @swaggercre8ions518 Před 3 lety +14848

    The guy couldn’t wait to flex his been in Jail and the girl couldn’t wait to flex how dangerous her man is...

    • @focusaddiction3460
      @focusaddiction3460 Před 3 lety +973

      You are damn right dude

    • @Fatloudpack
      @Fatloudpack Před 3 lety +433

      Damn straight

    • @danrodgers8667
      @danrodgers8667 Před 3 lety +252

      @@robertcop8825 that’s a better answer than saying murder cuz the atmosphere around the room would get real dark

    • @Zorohudson
      @Zorohudson Před 3 lety +235

      @@robertcop8825 Her response was fine. Remember, she said from the jump they didn't wanna say. He was the one saying take it to the next level.

    • @luiscervantes9886
      @luiscervantes9886 Před 3 lety +443

      Dudeeeee everyone was having a good time ,I just don't see the point of bragging about been in prision like if it was fucking Harvard or Yale wtf with this guy and the worst part the lady was so fucking proud of him 😂 omg

  • @stevemcnally6471
    @stevemcnally6471 Před 2 lety +15

    I love that everyone gets it equally with this man even himself. True comedy gold show casing that its just jokes.

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    @TheAndrewSchulz  Před 2 lety +3

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  • @Shaaan
    @Shaaan Před 4 lety +3779

    "Weirdest type of audience in the first row" in every of his fkin show man.

    • @TitoTellsTheTruth
      @TitoTellsTheTruth Před 4 lety +125

      Shaaan it’s because when they do the seating they ask you if you want to sit in the front row and at the same time advise you NOT to sit in the front row. It takes a special kind of person to sit in the front row

    • @DS-me7kk
      @DS-me7kk Před 4 lety +20

      That's why, even if I love Shultz I think some stuff is staged

    • @AudioGreenade
      @AudioGreenade Před 4 lety

      I guess most of the audience is weird, they just don't get to sit in the front row. 😄

    • @bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451
      @bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TitoTellsTheTruth Have you been to a show of his and that's how you know this or ... ???

    • @ionrotaru556
      @ionrotaru556 Před 4 lety +11

      Well he films every single one of his shows (which can be up to 4-6 or more per week if he's touring) and usually posts one good clip out of it (the best one). So to us it seems that one of these clips a week is a lot but that's probably not really the case. But he does probably get a more crazy audience than the average comedian does.

  • @CodyDTD
    @CodyDTD Před 4 lety +2846

    "8 years in prison will teach you how to renovate a truck". Hmmm. I find that very easy to believe. Kinda random he just threw that out there though lmao

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 Před 4 lety +181

      Some prisons have like metal working shops or auto shops for inmates that are trustees. So I could forsure see it. Just depends on where he was at.

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 Před 4 lety +212

      He wanted to share that he's been to prison for 8 years because, like you've seen in this video, certain people clapped for him being out after a crime that he committed. "Badge of honor", I guess. Or he wants to make himself seem tougher around other people.

    • @kp-iv2mp
      @kp-iv2mp Před 4 lety +35

      @@Pumpkin0_0 probably the latter.

    • @Ramirisu
      @Ramirisu Před 4 lety +108

      Its a weird flex

    • @Canonfudder
      @Canonfudder Před 4 lety +8

      @@theogbunn7672 Good on him, getting his life together, creating some stuff.

  • @ClubsOG
    @ClubsOG Před 2 lety +62

    This guy is a depression killer man, one of the only things that can draw a smile or a laugh out of me these days, love it!

  • @pribbs2334
    @pribbs2334 Před 2 lety +112

    You’re making me laugh through the hardest time of my life man, I really do appreciate you keep it up.

  • @sergiopirela5864
    @sergiopirela5864 Před 4 lety +1661

    *Asks this guy about anything*
    “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

    • @narimoto11
      @narimoto11 Před 3 lety +47

      -¿Did you order Pepsi sir?
      “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

    • @jonathangreyes
      @jonathangreyes Před 3 lety +15

      “Did you just order a rare steak?”
      “ yeah well 8 years in prison will do that to you”

    • @ethanwebber7056
      @ethanwebber7056 Před 2 lety +15

      "You like getting pounded by dudes?"
      "8 years in prison will do that to you"

    • @thisisyourusernameondrugs9373
      @thisisyourusernameondrugs9373 Před 2 lety

      My mother was killed by the fire nation

    • @yee9072
      @yee9072 Před 2 lety

      "I did 20 years in the can"

  • @debbiep99
    @debbiep99 Před 4 lety +13441

    No one laughs as hard as Andrew at his own jokes 😂😂
    Edit: to clarify I think it's hilarious and a good thing

    • @dumevision4573
      @dumevision4573 Před 4 lety +47

      James Moody yup

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 Před 4 lety +70

      @James Moody You didn't have to comment that either, and neither do I have to comment this.

    • @Phil.The.Lumberjack
      @Phil.The.Lumberjack Před 4 lety +28

      He's a white Steve Harvey

    • @sherlockholmes304
      @sherlockholmes304 Před 4 lety +24

      @James Moody but you didn't need to comment that either, like i didnt need to comment this, but here i am commenting on a video just cause i can just like you can but think about the people who cant,
      Daniel is 14 and his limbs were lost to a cane rat in papa nu Guinea, now Daniel cant comment on any social media, some say his life is over some say he has been saved.................

    • @MrStaakes
      @MrStaakes Před 4 lety +6

      Go look up drew lynch

  • @johnsonwithat2322
    @johnsonwithat2322 Před 2 lety +29

    This guy's whole act is roasting the audience. He's a genius.

  • @lordpembridge303
    @lordpembridge303 Před rokem +7

    "He's going to say something stupid"
    Audience member completely clowned him 😂

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil2 Před 3 lety +1719

    "how would you like your steak, sir?"
    "8 years in prison. raw."

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage Před 3 lety +10441

    ... there are some people just born to work a crowd
    This dude didn't even have a routine, it feels like he just showed up and started riffing right out the gate off the top of his head... that's almost Chapelle levels of crowd working skills, holy shit.

    • @sirbobbya
      @sirbobbya Před 3 lety +47

      That’s the best imo

    • @maximocool5798
      @maximocool5798 Před 3 lety +28

      Why he is not in some big ass theater thou?

    • @noah3968
      @noah3968 Před 3 lety +282

      @@maximocool5798 because it's more personal in smaller crowds. You can work a smaller crowd better and you're closer to them. Thats pretty much all this guy does is work crowds

    • @maximocool5798
      @maximocool5798 Před 3 lety +14

      @@noah3968 so his tickets must be expensive because this guy can be in a big ass theater making bank

    • @noah3968
      @noah3968 Před 3 lety +30

      @@maximocool5798 idk man. I've never looked into his prices. From the videos I've seen of him it seems like he goes to the same improv comedy bars

  • @JohnOwens0
    @JohnOwens0 Před 2 lety +1

    Such a good run. The set for the night was thrown out the window for like 9 minutes of pure, distilled charisma

  • @jamesart9
    @jamesart9 Před 2 lety +9

    Love Andrews delivery and, especially, that he makes himself laugh.
    (And, after all, if you're not doing what you love, why bother . . . Except for absolute necessity.)

  • @warlockthankless5323
    @warlockthankless5323 Před 4 lety +4778

    This dude punching dudes to death for disrespect and giving his crazy girlfriend a pass for destroying his property? Shiiiiiit. He can date my sister.

  • @angry__duck4616
    @angry__duck4616 Před 3 lety +2572

    The guy who said “did you kill somebody” doesn’t sound too goofy for the conversation now

    • @mrm9570
      @mrm9570 Před 3 lety +23

      That's what I thought

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC Před 3 lety +98

      Yes he does. It wasn’t what he said but the way he said it. Goofy as hell.

    • @dolfan29
      @dolfan29 Před 3 lety +82

      Bro if I was that guy who guessed right I would have yelled out at the end to Andrew, “BITCH I TOLD YOU!” 😂

    • @aowwii
      @aowwii Před 2 lety +71

      when the professional comedian, who is working in dangerous territory, says that he will navigate the tension to narrow down the crime.. you leave it to him. this guy had no finesse and went completely against "navigating" it for the sake of being goofy lmao

    • @santarosahero
      @santarosahero Před 2 lety +18

      You like that guy don't get it. Comedian was trying to build up the suspense and dude just went straight to most heinous crime of murder literally killing the suspense and the joke all at once. You do now what suspense means do you? That's like telling the ending of a movie to someone who just told you knot to tell the the ending.

  • @papaboo._.
    @papaboo._. Před 2 lety +27

    "if its fucked up and you dont tell us we gonna assume the worse"
    "We are"
    "Thank you lady"😂

  • @jw1773
    @jw1773 Před rokem +2

    Does Andrew even have bits? This man gors up there and just rifts the entire show. Legend

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 Před 4 lety +4783

    Evacuate the city
    Engage all defenses
    and get my man Andrew a Netflix Special

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 Před 4 lety +12

      It might already be on the way. He just won't tell us what company it's with. It very well could be netflix.

    • @abrahammena2869
      @abrahammena2869 Před 4 lety +11

      TheOG Bunn i think it’s amazon

    • @EGGINFOOLS
      @EGGINFOOLS Před 4 lety +33

      Netflix would not let him do a skit like this. Too many pussies would get their feelings hurt.

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper Před 4 lety +1

      He Is releasing a special soon

    • @christopherozurumba6775
      @christopherozurumba6775 Před 4 lety +1

      @@EGGINFOOLS True

  • @cl20999
    @cl20999 Před 4 lety +17185

    How many times a day do you think this dude randomly inserts the fact that he was locked up into conversations?
    "Did you use my sock as toilet paper?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that."

    • @xxxdemonitation9538
      @xxxdemonitation9538 Před 4 lety +306

      all the time you already know

    • @Tazandd
      @Tazandd Před 4 lety +197

      "8 years in the institution did a lot"

    • @lastotallyawesome7830
      @lastotallyawesome7830 Před 4 lety +79

      mrpimpinwhiteguy 8yrs in prison will do that to you

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 Před 4 lety +68

      I mean is that really random tho, like if he's using dude's socks as toilet paper, kinda warrants an explanation lmao

    • @totilsom
      @totilsom Před 4 lety +15

      Exactly! Dude must be a vegan and the urge is too great

  • @eiyu-okuroryokan2634
    @eiyu-okuroryokan2634 Před 2 lety +14

    Them clapping before knowing what he did to be in jail 🤣
    Imagine he had killed a whole family, and they where like "👏👏👏👏"

  • @runningthetube3914
    @runningthetube3914 Před 2 lety

    lmaooo I love your stuff bro

  • @DontListenToMe69
    @DontListenToMe69 Před 4 lety +5509

    Sometimes andrew just laughs at himself until other people do

    • @cicada7788
      @cicada7788 Před 4 lety +128

      Luke Johnston more likely thinking of the next joke I feel this is how he keeps going so well

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Před 4 lety +5

      @Some One they why does he laugh?

    • @shannonhanna7696
      @shannonhanna7696 Před 3 lety +17

      The best way to get people to laugh is to laugh at yourself as it makes most feel uncomfortable when they don't

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 Před 3 lety +8

      yea man i dont find that dude really funny man. he's fucking more annoying than anything

    • @CDA43
      @CDA43 Před 3 lety

      it works

  • @dylanmounsey7515
    @dylanmounsey7515 Před 4 lety +884

    One time I worked with a dude who went away for murder and one time we were sitting around on our coffee break and the boss was randomly like “so whyd you kill em?” 😂😂😂 what the fucc man

  • @SwaggyDeeMusic
    @SwaggyDeeMusic Před 2 lety +47

    Wow his crowd control, confidence, and room presence is just off the charts total respect for this guy it’s not an easy thing to do
    I guess 8 years in prison teaches u that

  • @thepeach4638
    @thepeach4638 Před 2 lety +2

    ...bro when he started roasting the guy who yelled out "DiD hE kIlL sOmEoNe?"
    TEARS IN MY EYES

  • @stevenharris2230
    @stevenharris2230 Před 3 lety +4738

    Dudes who've been to prison are like vegans, they'll tell everyone constantly.

    • @daarisbaaris
      @daarisbaaris Před 3 lety +643

      8 years of prison will teach you that

    • @Jay-ro2vn
      @Jay-ro2vn Před 3 lety +148

      Real dudes who've done real time would never say that they were in prison.

    • @cutznfadez4683
      @cutznfadez4683 Před 2 lety +66

      @@Jay-ro2vn cuz they don't have to. If you know, you know and you'll just see it written all over them

    • @blackgoku1973
      @blackgoku1973 Před 2 lety +60

      Real inmates are like real veterans in that aspect, sure they might let you know but they won't brag about it

    • @chriso2256
      @chriso2256 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Jay-ro2vn they don't need too have you ever heard the term prison swole.. you can tell who been in a cage a while

  • @levifrench9021
    @levifrench9021 Před 3 lety +684

    He was with his girl and thought he was gonna get roasted so he had to assert dominance by letting everyone in the room know he went to prison.

  • @billiesayid
    @billiesayid Před 2 lety +11

    A show with Andrew seems like a night at a bar with a group of people you don’t know, and everyone’s drunk so they spill their secrets and interact with each other

  • @paulperole
    @paulperole Před 2 lety +1

    this dude just blew my mind. so good

  • @carlwitt7950
    @carlwitt7950 Před 4 lety +913

    4:28
    NEVER ask "What did you do?"... always ask "What were you convicted of?". There's a HUGE difference between those two questions.

    • @federicoeiriz42
      @federicoeiriz42 Před 4 lety +170

      @@suisaip nah he's right. Its a big communicational difference. He advises it to avoid triggering a deffensive attitude.
      When you perform F in an exam, you say "they gave me an F"
      When you perform A you say "I got an A"

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 Před 4 lety +15

      Yeah but that's just dancing around like as if they didn't do anything? If you ask what they were convicted of, that implies that it wasn't their fault.

    • @tekk2987
      @tekk2987 Před 4 lety +48

      I think hes saying that "what did you do" implies there is no context but "what are you convicted of" implies I dont care what you did but what did they get you for. I think this is what he meant

    • @xavierjones5452
      @xavierjones5452 Před 4 lety +33

      @@suisaip you can be convited and not have done the crime

    • @MaddenDoctor
      @MaddenDoctor Před 4 lety +50

      Rayth Slayer it’s just simple psychology to help navigate through life easier. Take the advice....

  • @jessebrill145
    @jessebrill145 Před 4 lety +4840

    involuntary manslaughter, 8 years is the maximum penalty.
    Edit: to the people arguing the maximum sentencing, I'm referring to federal law, in which many states will defer to for first time offenders.

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 Před 4 lety +111

      That depends on the state though. And almost everywhere but like Texas does 1 for 2 or even 1 for 3. People almost never do their full sentences if they dont act out a ton while theyre inside. Thats why you always hear people say "get 8 and be out in 5" or whatever. Either on parole or just in general. Its pretty rare that someone does their full time.

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou Před 4 lety +25

      Do you get time for self defense? Like if somebody tries breaking into your home?

    • @GLAMOURSK1LLS
      @GLAMOURSK1LLS Před 4 lety +89

      @@giggityeffyou yes. I dated a girl whose dad was in jail for defending himself in a fight but the dude ended up dying. Didnt stay with her long enough to ask full details because I didnt wanna put her in that position to disclose that kind of info either. However probably not if someone was breaking in. In the case I'm talking about no one was breaking into anything, pretty sure it was at a bar.

    • @romeogaray
      @romeogaray Před 4 lety +56

      giggityeffyou depends on the state, in most states you could go to jail if you kill someone who enters your house to steal something. Texas has stand your ground laws so you could kill a thief and you would be fine

    • @michaelcantu6071
      @michaelcantu6071 Před 4 lety +6

      giggityeffyou in most cases no, but it depends on the state you live in and the circumstance.

  • @Clickle
    @Clickle Před 7 měsíci +2

    This guy laughs like a medieval court jester

  • @hassanyasir80
    @hassanyasir80 Před 2 lety

    Man respect on handling the tension and producing something funny

  • @BernardoMartinsMateus
    @BernardoMartinsMateus Před 4 lety +1816

    the criminal seems to be bragging, the way he talks

    • @denimlether5812
      @denimlether5812 Před 4 lety +29

      Obviously

    • @ZeroFcksGven
      @ZeroFcksGven Před 4 lety +29

      Use to it from prison. Hopefully you never have to go and experience that..... Unless you deserve it. You probably deserve it.

    • @BernardoMartinsMateus
      @BernardoMartinsMateus Před 4 lety +37

      alex nifong what?

    • @ZeroFcksGven
      @ZeroFcksGven Před 4 lety +4

      @@BernardoMartinsMateus use to bragging from prison. Had to brag while he was in there probably

    • @ZeroFcksGven
      @ZeroFcksGven Před 4 lety +31

      @@BernardoMartinsMateus the end was sarcasm. I was higher than giraffe pussy

  • @alexandrosouroumidis7384
    @alexandrosouroumidis7384 Před 3 lety +348

    Meanwhile in some penitentiary :
    - Welcome to Truck Renovation 101!

    • @Luca-nx4du
      @Luca-nx4du Před 3 lety +2

      Hahahahahahhahahahsh

    • @a1175779
      @a1175779 Před 3 lety +5

      “Pimp my ride”

    • @OFFTOPdaP
      @OFFTOPdaP Před 2 lety

      I’m dead

    • @Bocolatebip
      @Bocolatebip Před 2 lety +2

      Well actually yes, different prisons will have different programs to help inmates get on there feet faster with new skills

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 Před 2 lety

    The lady that backed up AS with the "we definitely are" and his "ty lady." 🤣

  • @jayspassion5470
    @jayspassion5470 Před rokem +50

    He really knows how to squeeze the tension and control the crowd. In his last special he almost made a women cry because of a wig joke and he calmed her down with some positive jokes although the lady was pissed but Andrew is good at controlling the crowd.

  • @jeffreysalvador7076
    @jeffreysalvador7076 Před 4 lety +1170

    He faught someone and in that fight beat him so bad that the person died. It was accidental so that's why its manslaughter

    • @heinz5714
      @heinz5714 Před 4 lety +85

      Same thing happened to me up here in Canada, I only got 38 months

    • @Kshea44ify
      @Kshea44ify Před 4 lety +87

      Well it depends on if he beat him in the fight or: beat him in a fight then proceeded to whack an unconscious/incapacitated person.

    • @henrywinchester9372
      @henrywinchester9372 Před 4 lety +53

      @@heinz5714 I feel like its fairly easy for a grown adult to fight clean with fists and stop when their unconscious... maybe one last kick in the stomache but fuck

    • @zoeymarie2888
      @zoeymarie2888 Před 4 lety +8

      Negative manslaughter can literally be multiple things

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 Před 4 lety +49

      @@henrywinchester9372 one punch can kill someone clown

  • @jippidyjappers
    @jippidyjappers Před 3 lety +1918

    He told that like he was bragging about being in prison for 8 years. Way to make your family proud.

  • @g00dGuY34
    @g00dGuY34 Před 2 lety +4

    6:28 the guy says "You're gonna figure it out" but the subtitles say "You're being fair dog" lol

  • @PsychoTheRapists66
    @PsychoTheRapists66 Před 2 lety

    Crowd work at its finest 😂🤣🔥🔥

  • @findgeekspots
    @findgeekspots Před 3 lety +783

    What a weird flex...throwing it out there that he went to prison for 8 years.

    • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
      @user-eq5ub5rs3g Před 3 lety +146

      Thats what 8 years in prison will do for you

    • @themarexaanstoryteller8335
      @themarexaanstoryteller8335 Před 3 lety +39

      He didn't waste 8 years for nothing

    • @abcdxx1059
      @abcdxx1059 Před 3 lety +49

      8 years in prison will teach you that

    • @marquiesmccaskill8032
      @marquiesmccaskill8032 Před 2 lety +1

      @@abcdxx1059 underrated

    • @Sara-tr2gh
      @Sara-tr2gh Před 2 lety +4

      And what makes you think he was flexing? Seems to me everyone that thinks he’s flexing are the exact people who’d flex about literally anything, it seems like he was just telling a part of his life 😂

  • @ShaneFlett
    @ShaneFlett Před 4 lety +203

    “Did he kill someone?” Dudes not ment for this😂😂

  • @wisdomprepper
    @wisdomprepper Před rokem +1

    Andrew Schulz is literally the most fearless and hilarious comedian I've ever seen and I'm old. lol

  • @trondundermuff3564
    @trondundermuff3564 Před rokem

    Schulz is hilarious. One of the best comedians to ever do it.

  • @kentucky89nation17
    @kentucky89nation17 Před 3 lety +744

    He’s a genuine master at stalling the crowd and having no material... a self humoring genius!

    • @ruairi360
      @ruairi360 Před 2 lety +20

      I thought this was shit and spent too long on one subject, everyone else seems to like it but I thought he was awful if I’m being honest

    • @antoniosurl
      @antoniosurl Před rokem +9

      @@ruairi360 That’s exactly what I’m saying. It was god awful and he kept acting like he was laughing super hard but then broke to a straight face because even he knew what he was saying was garbage. As the video kept going longer and longer it got worse and worse. It’s not even that this guy isn’t my style of comedian, it’s just that this bit was really bad crowd work.

    • @ruairi360
      @ruairi360 Před rokem +2

      @@antoniosurl yeah I couldn’t believe the amount of comments that loved it, some people are very easily entertained I guess 😂

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 Před rokem +4

      honestly he can talk to a crowd very well but the cringy forced laughter was wack

    • @stronecrone4178
      @stronecrone4178 Před rokem +9

      @@ruairi360 if most people enjoyed it and you didnt i dont think some people are easily humoured but rather you are difficult to humor. Maybe you are the problem just think about it

  • @ReitekiKaizen
    @ReitekiKaizen Před 4 lety +544

    The dude must have had alot of jesus in prison to glow that white

  • @trishmcbee3092
    @trishmcbee3092 Před 5 měsíci

    I love how you crack yourself up.

  • @averieldeathrider8407
    @averieldeathrider8407 Před 2 lety

    I love his energy & how he Involves his audience

  • @rasulbogdan6639
    @rasulbogdan6639 Před 4 lety +533

    Everytime Shulz steps on a stage someone in the crowd gets murdered.

  • @jordanw5833
    @jordanw5833 Před 4 lety +478

    He toed the line there perfectly of taking a potential intense and awkward moment for everyone and respecting the man while still poking enough fun at the man to amuse everyone

  • @frogapple44
    @frogapple44 Před rokem

    Loving this guy. Great comic!

  • @ioanbugheanu6836
    @ioanbugheanu6836 Před rokem +5

    Andrew always has the most fun out of everyone at his shows

  • @KevinMAbraham
    @KevinMAbraham Před 4 lety +176

    the vibe in that room is like my university on the first day of class when the prof is trynna get to know everybody

    • @dansmith935
      @dansmith935 Před 3 lety +6

      Maybe in a liberal arts courses not in engineering

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 Před 3 lety +15

      @@dansmith935 surely, if a professor did this in engineering class nobody would show up the next class out of fear of social interaction

  • @GabrielPereira-ud3ph
    @GabrielPereira-ud3ph Před 4 lety +360

    When andrew was making fun of the guy that said: Did he kill somebody? The guy must have been like: yeah kinda did ngl

  • @Plumbob-nd2kc
    @Plumbob-nd2kc Před 2 lety +2

    He is on top of his game, they way he worked that crowd… wow

  • @inJesusname1992
    @inJesusname1992 Před 2 lety

    This is the best one i've seen so far

  • @nikolatesla5945
    @nikolatesla5945 Před 3 lety +540

    8 years for murder? Damn, I did 5 for some petty weapons charges. I need that dudes lawyer. He lying or that’s the best lawyer I’ve seen

    • @Jamie-rr5me
      @Jamie-rr5me Před 2 lety +17

      Right... My uncle did 25

    • @LeftLaneDreams
      @LeftLaneDreams Před 2 lety +90

      He either got a light manslaughter sentence or he’s definitely lying

    • @joshhuskins5363
      @joshhuskins5363 Před 2 lety +66

      Or vehicular manslaughter

    • @riccardo880
      @riccardo880 Před 2 lety +264

      @@joshhuskins5363 That would explain why he is renovating his truck now

    • @kevinking2380
      @kevinking2380 Před 2 lety +130

      @@riccardo880 and 8 years in prison will teach you that

  • @KaiThursday
    @KaiThursday Před 4 lety +471

    PLEASE PUT ANDREW SCHULZ IN GTA 6.

  • @michaelalbert5835
    @michaelalbert5835 Před 2 lety +1

    Wish Ralphie May was still living. Is my favorite comedian. Miss him. But this dude is awesome. Only one to interact with the crowd like Ralphie did. Awesome work bro. Keep up the good work. Love the content

  • @RickeyPendarvis
    @RickeyPendarvis Před rokem +4

    This man has got to be one of the best current comedians out there. 😂😂

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha Před 4 lety +75

    That agressive back rub screams "shut up or we'll talk at home".

  • @natserna5250
    @natserna5250 Před 4 lety +198

    Andrew's laugh at the end sounded like a windex bottle lmao

  • @WordVirtuoso1
    @WordVirtuoso1 Před 2 lety

    I've binged watched Adam and one thing for sure is how quick witted he is... pretty good brother! 🙃

  • @olivier7593
    @olivier7593 Před rokem

    Jay, I can't feel my hands... 🤣🤣 but your videos are the best

  • @victoriah5397
    @victoriah5397 Před 4 lety +419

    Guy my brain literally was having a fight with itself over if I saw this before or not

    • @popeyeschicken7865
      @popeyeschicken7865 Před 4 lety +15

      You did

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula Před 4 lety +3

      Did your brain win?

    • @victoriah5397
      @victoriah5397 Před 4 lety +2

      Tony Tarantula yea I definitely saw this before

    • @ANDREW948
      @ANDREW948 Před 4 lety +7

      he uploaded it a while ago. i think this time he just added a white box on the audience member's head

    • @victoriah5397
      @victoriah5397 Před 4 lety +2

      Yung Pharaoh yea I saw that! I think I saw someone say that the guy requested it be taken down

  • @frostlastyosup
    @frostlastyosup Před 4 lety +172

    "hey babe wanna go to an Andrew Schulz show?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that"

  • @Jeff-on7ug
    @Jeff-on7ug Před 8 měsíci

    Dude was rubbing her back like he was basting a turkey 😂

  • @vforvictorious9948
    @vforvictorious9948 Před 2 lety

    I needed this