AUSTRALIA GETS THESE JOKES | Andrew Schulz
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I've never experienced a comedian that can equally offend and gain the admiration of every culture. This is a comedic genius at work. This is how we can heal.
Nah, he is just not a surface level racist piece of shit. He actually knows the cultures and interacts with them, not just sitting in an ivory tower reading about them. Being funny isn't what makes this fine: Unlike Chapelle, he has integrity.
You should check out Don Rickles or Robin Williams’ stand-up:)))
@@adrianhenriquez3415don Rickles was hilarious. His roast was funny as well
Personally I think the specific offensive jokes are the reason each culture appreciates him so much. To do niche stereotypical humour in every country requires you to really learn and understand a people. The more specific the offensive humour is to your country or your town, it shows he's taken the time to do his homework and people like that.
Mencia
The fact that schulz knows the minor nuances of every country is pretty incredible.
This is what makes him a successful international comedian. A lot of American standup comics will go overseas and just do Arby's jokes or whatever which doesn't really translate
@@Yea_I_Got_Nothing nah it's a bit more than that. When he asks somebody in the audience where she comes from and when she says from "unknown African country i can't remember anymore (was it Rwanda?)" and he asks "yeah there are 2 big tribes in the countries tribe x and tribe y are you part of the first or the second?", that's a bit more knowledge about the countries/cultures of the world than just "not being ignorant".
And the art is transforming that knowledge into witty jokes that appreciate those cultural little things
@@Kamikater2 I think he visits a lot of countries, talks with people there, and that's how he gets all this knowledge.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
@@Dany1239More or less. They hire local comedian as a consultant to give them materials and knowledge. Hence he understand perfect nuances of the joke
It's called research dude. It's nothing new
1:30 as an indian man who walks in the beach wearing jeans, i feel so validated that the bro flew all the way to see someone cray like me
Hey, is that true? Do our Indian fellows do that?
@@ecoideazventures6417 he is joking.
@@ecoideazventures6417lol go to any beach in India. Most people don’t wear beachwear. They all go in regular clothes.
So what? I don’t understand if someone is walking in a jean.. is it mandatory to wear a short dress on beach? Some international rule i didnt read? 😂😂
@@Rocky-pz8px Once you try shorts on the beach you won't be asking that question!😎
I am a 53 yr old Aussie, blown away by this funny Yank’s local knowledge. Almost spat my coffee a few times laughing 😆
Imagine if journalists put this type of effort into researching 😂
@@LordFergII😢😢
Must be from Melbourne 😜
@@TheMelbournelad Damn…There goes my poker career. I’ll have to stick with growing weed. Monash Uni, go Hawks 😤
@@southerncrosshempoil haha a glenferrie puffer 😜 used to work at Kew and Glen maccas in 2000s. Man the things you saw at 2am
Man he always kills it with the cultural content
collab with filipino stand up comedians next upload? Mag 2 months na! Upload upload din 😅
ayooo wil XD
i know I'm like damn Australia gonna arrest him for a speech crime out there haha.
@roborat6712 🤫
As a Chinese, i felt a little racist when he said that joke "little creatures on beach", but he made me laugh, lol, this guy is a genius.
The front row full of Asian Australians is the icing on the cake. Nice job Drew, killed it. lmao
We ain't America. If you live in Australia you are Aussie
@@2010haynes who cares bro. Ameraicans or Australians... nobady cares of countries anymore
no youre not. if youre a citizen youre an aussie.
Spiltin hairs are we@@damiensmyth3404
Ain’t American bluhhh
“Round eyes. Full hearts. Can’t lose.” I’m fucking dead. You’re an actual comedic genius. Never change
Holy shit, I feel like I'm back in the 80's with equal opportunity offensive jokes, I LOVE IT!
Controversal Idea but we need those jokes and humor. Humor is a coping mechanism to deal with partially horrofying stuff that happens. Racism is horrible almost everyone with 2 braincells agrees but making jokes with and about racism helps us to cope with it and maybe put it in the right perspective that it is rediculous. Just as example.
Being pc is good when it's about politics, but not necessarily when dealing with jokes.
@@Mandred85 you're so right, I'd say that when we used to make those racial/stereotypical jokes we were not hurting each other, we were healing together, you could take a moment to think to yourself "yeah you're we kind of act like that for some reason" now obviously this didnt mean we were using the N-word and stuff, but it was just healthier to everyone, no awkward silences trying to be politically correct, just jokes
Massive props for getting to know Aussie culture enough to pull some of those lines!
Lot's of research.
its almost as if he does a lot of work behind the scenes before he goes on stage and entertains people...
@@vk-br1dr it’s what keeps him ahead of the rest, many could spout the same stuff wherever they go. Schulz is different it’s what makes him one of the best
He always does his research, and well too!
Mate, he even knows the difference between millions of communities in India. Understanding Aussie culture is no big deal compared to that.
This is how Andrew got big, he did his homework, made the process to iron out his jokes and then just posted it on YT (in clips) and let it sit. Glad that becoming more famous and more financially well off didn't change the way the dude approaches the comedy game. Keep on Schulzie, Asshole Army!
Right? It's awesome to see, dude even put up his own money to buy back his own special and then got it put on Netflix awhile back too!
He got big cos of Rogan, period.
haters gonna hate @@richiem7716, fuckouttahere
Wow, the amount of local knowledge is impressive. Man clearly puts in due diligence and effort into those jokes. As an Aussie, that was just awesome 👌
It's pretty damn impressive that he makes an entire set just for Australia.. and that it kills. He likesly only does one/two shows in each ctiy then leaves. Gotta give props for that.
As a Chinese I laughed so hard that my social credit score just dropped 100
Edit:
Okay now I'm really scared. It's a joke guys! IT'S A JO
💀 they watching
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I cannot comprehend the amount of research this man has done on every tiny aspect of all these cultures. Respect.
Only thing I caught is he said “senna” talkin bout Centrelink. We say “senno” lol but yeah he’s damn good
Ghost writers are a thing
@@DonRoyalXnobody say senno in Australia buddy😂
@@kosan2875 goin to cenno for a check brahh
Idk man but Sydney we do 😂
@@kosan2875 Everyone does mate
I have been a fan of this guy since his comedy club days and I am really amazed to see how far he has come. Way to go man ❤
1:56 at least we know 3 karens are going to speak to the manager after the show LOL
HAHAHA amazing to have observed that ;) I stopped the video at 1:56 when I read your comment and loughed so hard xD xD xD
@@Gilgaladt Too bad i couldn't find their reviews on YELP LOL
4:50 he perfectly described America in the first sentence of a promo. THAT'S talent.
should be a T-shirt or something
Not right swiping LOL 💀
The music, man
I’ve no idea why, but the “sky dumpling” part had me dying! 🤣
Pretty sure my gta online character had all those looks over the years
The fact Andrew took time to learn the sub cultures and stereotypes in all these different countries is legendary! 💯
1.56 centre screen - Karen in the blue top is not happy that Andrew did his research LMAO
Its called having a writer
@mattk8810 obviously, he then sits down and looks over his notes before he delivers them dikhead
he is just a bully disrespectful person ,he didn't crack jokes ,these type of talks every normal people do and they laugh
As a canadian, judging by this video alone, these are pretty common knowledge, I'm assuming the average cultured Americans knows most of this too. There's just so much stereotyping and racism going on in US/Canada that I'd be more surprised if you don't know these already.
As a Indian, that’s the most realistic thing I heard about us 😂😂😂😂
Andrew feels like he's always updated on what's happening in the world
Look at all all those cultures laughing together ❤
Doesn´t mean they stop thinking they are better than others.
@@PROVOCATEURSK reflection of your own thoughts maybe?
@@PROVOCATEURSKIt’s Australia Mate, we don’t get hung up on how one was born and looks, we care about who each individual is as a person, not a group of race. It’s tacky, uncouth and immature to judge others based on their culture here.
Unless they're unvaccinated😂@@samantham4351
Go girl, the seventies here was outrageously funny with all this stuff and got dragged all places never saw a beef get real, but heaps of jokes. @@samantham4351
Andrew is a comedy genius. He clearly respects other cultures and his well thought out gentle teasing is hilarious and definitely done with love. His audience is totally mixed and that’s the proof right there that he’s bringing us all together. Love the guy 💯🙏🏽
Andrew will be a comedy genius when he starts to roast his own country too...now he is lil more than casual
but he lives in a dictatorship
Really impressed with the local knowledge, didn’t come across as forced or corny just good jokes that an Aussie would make, well done
The delivery of these jokes was on point 😂
To educate yourself on a culture so as to better offend its people optimizes the kind of entertainment I love most
epitomises
This bloke is destined to be an absolute great. As a foreigner to come to different countries and absolutely crush material that is culturally accurate and relevant is next level. Comedic genius!
I noticed how you used the word foreign. A dead give-away who you really are. And what Country you are from. So sad.
@@gavinjennings7312 Schulz is a "foreigner" literally everywhere except the US.
@@jsquared1013true, but outside of America it’s an extremely rude way to describe someone.
@@jsquared1013 sneaky
@@Dirty01 sneaky
"China you guys will be shirts, obviously cause thats where there made" 😂 this killed me
The petrol sniffing joke is a very Australian take. Excellent delivery and very well researched.
@@YourMum105 says who? It was a funny joke and very relevant to Australian culture.
@@YourMum105ah well then they shouldn't sniff petrol then ..it's not like they don't do it..but hey you pretend it doesn't happen
Yea hopefully the absurdity of that joke influences a few young people to never start sniffing petrol.
As long as he equally offends every race I’m actually okay with anything he says.
@@YourMum105 Actually quite relevant. It's ashame politicians can not have a honest conversation about the plight of the Aborigines social situations.
@@YourMum105comedy is not for soft people 😂
Andrew Schulz is a genius. He understands culture, every where he goes.
Love seeing one of the planes from my old squadron (Attack Squadron 165) ....the venerable A-6E Intruder featured prominently!
Balls of titanium; just as it should be with a comedian. He didn’t flinch or pull out. Well done mate.
As a Taiwanese, Andrew absolutely killed this bit
The fact that you learn local nuances everywhere you perform is just genius. I wish I could be a part of the club.
Andrew has outdone himself this time with the local references. Wow dude. I'm shocked and laughing at the same time.
"just for this time, open em up" 😂😂
I m Taiwanese and I love the joke. Don’t worry, we taiwanese girls already did surgery to make our eyes look bigger. 😊
some of the most beautiful women on the planet!
Do you want to go in ocean with jeans and socks on
@Vivas890
Simping is really a helluva drug inni'.
@veersushantkumar
That joke was on your kind p@jeet my son.
@@Anonymous-lu7xr that was a joke kid
Its the unmatched delivery with the knowledge of each culture that makes Schultz so frickin good
He’s not a comedian he’s a damn culture ambassador, I swear LMAO
Didn’t expect this to be so freaking sharp!
Very funny, very well done 👍
This guy is the modern-day comedic great! For sure! Have been following him since a long time and now he's really getting the big shows and tours that he truly deserves! The amount of cultural research that goes in with his jokes is just amazing!
As a Taiwanese, I'm prepared to open my eyes up. 😅
....that should be 🙂not 😅!
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oh he was referring to eyes hahahah (i've been in south-east asia way too long)
"Just for this period of time..."
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There is no such thing as Taiwanese. Your constitution is called the Republic of China, clown.
What a classic about the Indians swimming at Bondi Beach LOL - I binged watched Bondi Rescue and wondered the same thing LOL
Hell yes!! He uploaded the set. I saw this live and have been trying to retell the jokes ever since.
You are a LEGEND in comedy sir
round eyes, full hearts, cant lose lmao😂
The man fills entire arenas of people of all Australian sub cultures. Political correctness is no where to be found. Everyone in the place is laughing even the subcultures whose race is the butt of the jokes.
Proud to be an Australian when I see clips like this. If we can't laugh at ourselves and those around us we have lost our humanity. Shows there is hope in our little country yet.
Vom
I’m just glad he is doing stand up comedy again
Had me in stiches. A real belly laugh. This is pure gold!
1:56 those 3 ladies did not enjoy that joke lol
their loss lol
Keep dropping more of these
He has so many awesome one liners 🤣🤣🤣
He’s always delivered😂😂😂
“Round eyes full hearts can’t lose.” I’m crying man always has great insight and amazing sets
2:21 I cannot believe he made that petrol sniffing joke. Any Australian who said that would instantly have lost his career.
Do the aborigines sniff petrol? *not from Australia
@@brownjatt21
I can't personally testify to the practice, but it's treated as common knowledge
Bro asked the serious questions about china and taiwan😂😂
This guy is an encyclopaedia with his geographical knowledge and how he jokes about them.. RESPECT!
Nah I am sure he have team that write his content and help him with materials
You're absolutely unmatched, you do a show in a foreign country and completely adjust to the culture. this is incredible preparation! and from an Australian this shit is funny as hell!
this was epic. That promo at the end too was great lol
Disappointed I hadn't learnt of Andrew earlier, would of had a great time at one of his shows here in Oz. Cheers for not forgetting we exist. 😄
I love that comedy brings people together
For a short period of time. They still want to dominate the world with their people and their religions.
He's the last one left still willing to be funny . This man must be conserved and protected
You aren't watching enough comedy if you think he is the only one funny.
@@adamj8099 at least with this kind of jokes he is bro
Andrew Shultz is great but don’t forget Dave Chapelle.. Dave Chapelle is also sacred
dave doesnt do racist yet entertaining comedy like this anymore. @@marisoldeoliveira4838
This guy’s really good!!!
He’ll be in the hall of fame with Richard Bill Dave and all of them
Absolutely smashed it!
How am I only now finding this dude? The content is exactly what my 56year old fat Aussie ass grew up with. Respect!
I'm so sad I was in England while you were here.
My daughter went to your show said it was awesome.
Come back soon please
Love you Schulz hope you have a good day
The type of " VOICE " that truly does UNITE AUSTRALIAS !!!!!!
Your brisbane show was hilarious, congrats on the baby
He’s done his homework
It was fantastic to be at this Sydney show. Andrew crafted so many jokes which were tailored to his Sydney audience and I so hope he shows more snippets from the Sydney show (he makes jokes about certain Sydney suburbs, etc. and ends the show an awesome way).
How awesome is it! I was at the Melbourne show and completely echo what you say. I was amazed at his local knowledge!
This is why the Vietnam war was impossible to win.
1:55 That lady center of the screens face was not having it 😂😂😂
Bro that centerlink joke and spiderman meme got me good.
1:55 that one white lady not vibing 😂
Thought I was the only one that saw her
i thought i was the only that saw that..
watch it a again, the whole family is not vibing
@@CS-932 yeah but she just stands out
She looks like Amy Schumer
First comedian act that ive genuinely laughed at almost every joke
Andrew Schulz is The Freddie Mercury of comedy😊
Better enjoy him while you can then.
Andrew is my fav comic . dude bring in crowd
As someone from Perth I can confirm that Schulz has an insane ability to connect the dots to make his content hit so hard and relatable and fresh each time 😂 the Rotto bit had me cackling. What a beast of to be able to balance the art of nativity and full on understanding of the underlying context 🤛 On ya Schulzy!!!!
Bloody spot on mate
Love the fact that he clearly did his audiance research
Holy fuck this was so good! Love how he's got all the complexities and challenges of being in Aus - love it
How he's able to diss and uplift at the same time. 😂
Why have I only discovered you! I missed the Australian Tour! When are you due back? Will your show go to Netflix?
His detail from mt druitt to newtown was impeccable
😂😂Hoping you stop in Denver on us tour
Schulz is officially one of comedy’s all-time greats
"Open them Up" just like Friday night's light....... 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
Being a comedian is not easy. These people take most senstitive matters turn them into humorous thing. people just laugh it off. I hope the world should be that way.
impossible.
sorry but comedians are clowns. nothing they ever say is actually good or bad. it just is a joke.
and of course people that don't take themselves too seriously will enjoy whatever a comedian says, even ignorant nonsense.
seriously, the amount of garbage nonsense and historical inaccurately, especially the woke comedians say is borderline stupid.
Trevor Noah is a stupid comedian for example.
he complains that Western "white people food" is bland or garbage.
he most likely talks about American or British food.
but the rest of "white people food" from Europe are always regarded as the best food in the world.
French, Italian, Greek and Spanish cuisines are amazing. even Hungary has the goulash, meat and potato stew.
anyways. lots of other things Trevor Noah says are borderline ignorant and racist as well. his stupid ideology of leftist politics and hatred of white people is very well known.
I happen to be white and also from Eastern Europe. a guy like Trevor Noah would get killed in this part of the world.
why? because stupid nonsense is not something Eastern Europeans like. or stupid games of wokeness. making every "diversity" and "multiculturalism".
multiculturalism is a failed ideology.
Yugoslavia, Lebanon, Cyprus, Syria, Turkey, Irak, Sri Lanka, Somalia, Pakistan/India, Ethiopia are just the most well known examples.
and even Myanmar and China have either deported or put ethic minorities in concentration camps.
Tibetan Buddhists and Uyghurs in China for example.
or how Myanmar deported those Muslims called Rohyncha or whatever.
so yeah, comedians are clowns. some of their jokes work. other times, they are narcissistic assholes that say ignorant nonsense.
Give me a heart bro...I've never been so early😂
Gayyyyy
Round eyes, full hearts, can't lose 😂
LMFAO, as a Kiwi, this is effing fantastic ... love it, shared it immediately and subscribed ... now to watch some more 🤣🤣🤣😎
Yo, you'd think he was born and raised in Australia with all that knowledge
Funniest comic on the planet right now. Its great to see the progress
This is so cool! I listen to both of your podcasts at work! I got to see you perform at improv theater in Kansas City now you selling out arenas! Awesome job man you deserve it
" Step mom piping" killed me bro 💀
Cento and Sniffing petrol comments are next level 😂😂
Bro hired a Mt Druitt comedian for sure
Honestly amazing to see just how far this man has come!! The grind is real
The Grind is Real Brother ...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Schultz always in point.
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Love it , no flies on him , very clean and to the point.
I'm Australian and that shit was gold....comic genius 😅
The Taiwan bit is absolutely brilliant. And if you're Taiwanese, you can't even be upset about it.
People in ΤαιωαΝ are CΗίΝese, everyone knows that. ΤαιωαΝ is part of CΗίΝα obviously you can’t tell them apart. Nothing to get upset about.
because they have no self respect, of course.