Roasting Dude With Emotional Support Dog | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 8. 03. 2020
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#AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. - Komedie
Upcoming Tour Dates
Tickets at TheAndrewSchulz.com
03/13/20 - ORLANDO, FL
03/14/20 - ORLANDO, FL
03/20/20 - VIRGINIA BEACH, VA
03/21/20 - RICHMOND, VA
03/22/20 - CHARLOTTE, NC
03/27/20 - NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ
03/28/20 - NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ
04/02/20 - MILWAUKEE, WI
04/04/20 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN
04/08/20 - TUCSON, AZ
04/11/20 - LOS ANGELES, CA
04/12/20 - LOS ANGELES, CA
04/18/20 - ATLANTIC CITY, NJ
04/19/20 - READING, PA
04/24/20 - AUSTIN, TX
04/26/20 - SAN ANTONIO, TX
No, Andrew. Those are not cities near me. Come to the Caribbean!
Is DALLAS going to be in the mix or am I going to have to drive to Austin
COME TO CHICAGOOOO OR IM GONNA CRY FOREVERRR
Charlotte 👍💪🏻👌💯
When's the europe tour?
Not even dogs are safe😂 This guy does not stop
😂😂
Dog was hiding
😂
Noone is safe! Hahahaha
So true lmfao
Equality comedy, treating everyone like a fair target. Bravo, Andrew.
Love him for that...he's, just too good 😂😂😂😂
brava
Reminds me of that key and peele skit when he's trying to not roast the disabled guy 😂
I was wondering how he got away with certain jokes but its exactly that, if your front row it doesn't matter who tf you are, you are not safe. Lmao
front row = the equalizer
I'm the paralyzed guy, and I just finished. Thank you Schultzie. 😌
...just finished? so you DID use that muscle spasm to your benefit?
I am alao paralyzed. We don't need sympathy we just need people to be social with us just like anybody else. Not treat us different.
finished what
frizzybob i think the video
@@friendlyatheist387 sach Mein??? Ya fir bakchodi kar rha hai. I understand dude from now on I know how to socialize with disabled people.
Alot of disabled people like when they can have a laugh about their disabilities it makes them feel normal.. This is comedy.. This is entertainment 👌🏾
Mad respect to those people. If you can laugh about it, you own it
My best friend growing up was born with only 1 leg. Dude had jokes about it for days. He always said that he might as well, that way when people tooks digs at him, he had already heard it.
Emotional support animals are absolutely scientifically bullshit.
Brexit Britain some people don’t have money for service dogs
@@beestons TF do service dogs have to do with EMA's? A cat can't fetch your mail.
“should call her Lizzo..”😂
Explain please?
because shes a husky bitch 😂
HUNKragor she’s a fat ass that promotes an unhealthy lifestyle and calls it beautiful.
@@HUNKragor "Husky" is a slang term for overweight or fat. The music artist Lizzo is an obese female who promotes it every chance she gets and it's annoying. A female dog is also known as a "bitch". The dog is a husky. So...husky bitch = Lizzo.
@@JahmBProducts
did not know that husky had 2 meanings and who lizzo was , thx for explaining , he is quick , funny shit :)
I remember seeing a comedian once who ripped a guy in a wheel chair... afterwards the guy waited to speak to him and thanked him. he said it's was great and usually people just talk to his wife like he not there...
Andrew had carried a guy in a wheelchair into the club once
@@kelviannaepperson3677 Then proceeded to roast him xD
From my experience most people with a disease/disability just wanna be treated like everyone else. They get tired of people walking on eggshells around them.
Edit: My mother had a friend who was paralyzed from the neck down. He loved telling jokes about paralyzed people just to see the shock on people's faces and their internal struggle when trying to figure out whether it was ok to laugh or not. It was the funniest shit lol
@@ragnar97 made lemonade, props to him. Idunno if id be able.
Your addressing what we all are thinking, but not sure how to say it. It takes a lot of talent and confidence to do what Andrew did here. This was Hilarious
The crowd was laughing the whole time but the paralyzed guy was absolutely dying laughing at all the jokes thrown at him. Made the clip that much funnier
Probably cause they're not used to it. It's like FINALLY someone had the balls to go there and say some shit I least expect to hear.
@@colecampbell1906I had a friend get paralyzed.
The black humor was a big factor in learning to deal with it.
“He not trynna walk at your crippled ass pace” 💀
☠
Everybody gangsta till u sit in the front row at one of his spectacles
Wonder if you gotta pay extra to sit in the front?
Yeah Bee depends one venue and the layout. Some of his shows are first come first serve and some are you have to pay for specific table if the floor is not general admission.
Yeah Bee I think you pay enough when he rips your soul out of your body in front of everyone else 😂
Even if someone offered me the spot I still wouldn’t take it 😂
Facts 😂😂
Like one man said : a gay soldier in the front lines fighting againt ISIS is safer than someone in the front row when Andrew is around.
Lmao yes
Mahmoud Amine this comment is super overused..... you should come up with your own.
But not quick as unsafe as those fighting for isis
Are you saying gays in the military are somehow safe now? Good one.
@@Menibor1 Overused like your mom
tbh.. If I was in a wheelchair and had a husky. you'd see me riding the streets like a Arctic sled..
@Nick Ahhh and it always should be
I have a neighbor who cruises down the block with a pitbull pulling him in his wheelchair
@@JuanGarcia-oi8ci that man is living life the real way
Thats that urban ididarod
Schulz is brilliant because he's connected enough with his audience to make them feel included by ripping on them. The paralyzed guy gets to have the dignity of getting called out. Not sure how many other comedians could go there soooo successfully.
Very good point, most would be so afraid of insulting him and I bet the guy is used to people walking on eggshells around him. True equality 😂
Love this guy, he really humanizes everyone in the audience
I'm sure they were just born that way
Does his comedy from a place of love rather than ego or mean spiritedness.
Yeah this guy just has a gift to be able to make fun of people and it be respectful, like you know he’s not trying to hurt but to include him because of course there’s funny shit about disability because there’s funny shit in anything, and he is so gifted he can find the funny and it not come off bad I don’t know how I’d be able to joke about that shit without going to far without noticing, he does an awesome job to know what is okay and to communicate that feeling perfectly, I love it
This guy is dropping these bomb vedios for free on youtube. How lucky are we!!
Ikr
Very luck
Omg, So luck!
The luckest
Cant get lucker
"You don't look Asian enough. You must be Filipino or Mexican." LOL
"Corona virus Asian zero" 😂
That's almost as bad as me seeing my Chinese landlord in the backyard with 4 of his Asian friends getting drunk and asking them if they're celebrating covid.
And i love the fact that he makes everybody feel equal by attacking anybody in the front row.
Yea except white lol
@@johnmarcalucin7781 when white ppl are in the front row they get equally attacked
@@johnmarcalucin7781 you clearly haven’t watched all his clips lol he literally made fun of a white dude for having grills in one clip 😂😂
Somebody start a petition for giving andrew a goddamn netflix special!
its gonna happen soone ror later no petition needed
He has a special coming out soon
I think he has a showtime or hbo special on the way
Only if its him 2 hours roasting people in the audience
Netflix other then Dave and Chris, they don't have much going for comedy specials and give it to mediocre comedians, dude needs Amazon prime show instead of Netflix ain't responding
I was promised a doggo on stage
Sir CoCoNUT I thought I missed it lol it wasn’t just me 😂
@@sabrialquza9024 It's what I clicked for so looked out for it
whachu think this is ? the conan o'brien show ?
@@bulidrians2182 wait he is not conon
There’s no one that can do crowd work off the top like that. His work was flawless there.
lol right dude is so fuckin quick. Never seen a comedian that can do this so effortlessly
D'Elia is pretty good too at crowd work
nardinit true but is he as good as andrew in your own opinion tho ?
@@tak828 in mine hes not
I dunno why i pretend to be shocked. Crying laughing and still screaming WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FOOL lmao
Jo J HAHAHAHA I know, right!?!!??? I’m just like... He’s too good at this.. fuck.
@@PanchoKnivesForever facts 😂😂😂
Everything😂🤣😂
He's the friend you dont warn anyone about, sit back, and watch him tear everyone to shreds while you get a good laugh
one day we're all gonna go "and remember how schulz got big from youtube and now hes a top 10 comedian?" watch.
bs..he's already a top 10 comedian...
@@Rowzy i mean like a household name you simp
@@D_Snutz i dont disagree, just not as known as he should be. man, youtube is sensitive today.
@@jarsh_ Thatll change when he gets a Netflix special. The dude is one of the best working today and I'm a huge stand up watcher.
Mr. Nobody it amazes me cuz it’s all improv. He makes this shit up on the spot
Andrew’s speciality is roast the hell out of someone but still laughing together with him/her rather than at him/her, that’s a very delicate talent, respect.
This guy is easily the best comedian out there right now.
He literally does the whole set from the crowd
@@zm1786 and somehow he says all the things that everyone is thinking, that other comedians would be "cancelled" over, and gets away with it. I think it's awesome but I don't understand it.
Because he doesn't do it in a hateful way. It's just funny. And he roasts everyone. White black gay disabled whatever.
@@rockyfeola It's difficult for you to understand, because of the norms in our society. If only everyone could take a joke, and the world would be a better place. Sadly there are only few comedians like Andrew. He reminds me of Ricky Gervais, because both don't give a fuck about what they're saying, and it's refreshing.
@@kristian1332 it's difficult to understand because I can take a joke...but why is it ok for this guy to say these things, but another comedian could say the same thing verbatim and get lambasted? Funny is funny...
That Keyser Soze line was pure gold 😂😂😂😂
øneShotSharif Fax when he started walking straight at the end my jaw dropped.
Spoilers!
Zack Taylor the movies been out for 26 years.
@@TheRealNabil lmao I know
I really liked how the paralysed man and his wife were laughing more than everyone else
Dude wasn't paralyzed....he stood up twice and turned around.
@@brapprapp20 right!!!! I mean fuck me is this how woke a politically correct we all are now we can’t call out a fake arse liar who calls himself paralysed just so he can bring his pet dog everywhere? He can walk, stand and kick out his legs laughing but he’s “paralysed”? Farrrrk me this world is full of wankers!
He reads people very well and never said anything that actually hurt anyone. I feel that he truly cares about his audience. What he does is a legit art/science
First time i didnt hear Andrew say “that’s wussup ..”
1:24 “Don’t huskies do the mush shit” lmao
Guys, leave lizzo alone. She has a lot on her plate right now
💀💀💀😂😂😂
Unreal🤣🤣🤣
Your Average Piece of toast
Jesus H Fucking Christ you’re an idiot. Screw Lizzo
Santa Monica Surferxx Zz he said “she has a lot on her plate” as meant she eats a lot learn to take a joke man
Santa Monica Surferxx Zz hahahah you didn’t get the joke🤣 Like Andrew says “Dear, u stupid, you may be good at other things like engineering, biology ect... but your mind is not made for jokes” lol hahhhahahahaa
😆👍
His reaction to the paralysed guy standing up is Gold 😭
This man has no fear
Seeing the larger lady up front laugh about the Lizzo/Husky joke makes me happy.
I thought it was the big chicks disability dog and i was like ooooooh how’s he gonna roast this one without saying the obvious lol
Larger? You mean fat?
Honestly, so glad i have found Andrew. Don't get to many new comedians that can think on there toes so quickly.
Man, the way you work the crowd that *isn't* laughing is such a solid play. You keep dishing it out until everybody has a good time. That's what I respect the most about you, Schulz.
Push the envelope until it bends.
Had to hit the like button. Said “I’m dead 💀” one too many times 😂
This was great! I can't stop watching, this is very entertaining! I'm jealous of people that can just come up with jokes on the fly!
This dude is a legend and always will be, holy cow i can re-watch his content and still laugh every time
"Should call it Lizzo"
*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.*
Man that last joke killed me. xD
Nobody plays a crowd like you. Love the hussle, you are killing it. Thanks for making this available to comedy fans world-wide.
You are one of the funniest dudes I've ever heard. Almost ever bit is hilarious and its freestyle. Truly inspiring and cant wait to see your career continue to rise. You deserve it
I was at this show. Thanks for making me laughed so hard. The openers were amazing.
Pure madnesss !!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Respect 🙌🏾
When is the Europe tour ?! 👀
omg this was so good I'm crying! Love when you roast people!
You never cease to make my days a little bit better with your videos. Thankyou.
Brilliant. He has surpassed many so-called Great Comedians .. This is legendary level comedy.
Bro this man can perform 😂 funniest guy ever
There's not enough of these clips on youtube bro...i'm like actually addicted
Ican't believe I missed you coming to Portland! I'll have to make the next one. Quality comedy, Schulz
That black dude trying to get noticed to such an extent he had to stay straight face for an andrew Schulz show lmfao
I think he was doing his best NOT to get noticed but it backfired haha
Both of these comments are correct lol
Hes like when your friends are roasting each other and you not tynna get the "what the hell you laughin for..."
Portland needed this. Nice work man!
I love how much the crippled guy is laughing. That's awesome
You are a comedy genius! Wish you get the recognition you deserve. I am forwarding your video to as many ppl as i can
When he said lizzo I choked on my water🤣🤣
including him in the bit was awesome and he loved it , good stuff man
F'n hilarious bro. You made that dudes day for sure.
LoL, @3:42 has to describe Keyser Söze. That is hilarious.
I always get a good laugh watching your comedy sets! Still waiting on your Netflix special though
He said they approached him but he turned it down.
I think he has an Amazon one coming
@Isaac ZambranoI go on Netflix and browse for an hour because I can never choose what to watch. - To be fair the few times I did just pick something totally at random they turned out really good. i.e. Sex Education and The Pharmacist
Aren't we all...
@@kevin084life Damn, for real?? Did he ever say exactly why he turned them down?
Funny as hell ,well executed crowd work😂👍
Awesome .. respect to Schulz and the guy. Bet it was great for him to feel like everyone else.
"Female husky, a husky bitch." I'm proud of myself when I stumble onto a good joke that fast. Dude is a machine
Man only Andrew could make fun and roast a paralyzed guy with a service dog.. He treats everyone the same! No one is safe! You can tell he's just joking and doing it from a place of love where other comedians might do it from a place of ego or mean spiritedness. Class!
My favorite of his videos so far
Funnayyyy AF bro! Keep it up
yo, why this dude look like Nigel from the Wild Thornberry's??
malo714 FACTSSSS. OG Cartoon 🐐🐐🐐
LMFAO Holy fuck dude! That's DEFINITELY a spot fucking on observation!!!
Damn!! Schulz is goin in Hard!!!😂😂😂
Even service dogs aren’t safe with this dude 😂
Almost a million subs! He deserves every bit of it!! 加油
bruh that was hilarious
The best crowd work comedian of all time.....his knowledge of all different cultures and his willingness to go after all !!! Bravo sir
My new favorite comedian. Thanks CZcams
That last joke had me dying bro!! 👏😂🙌🏼
Love this guy. He lights up everyone everywhere he goes.
The level of Knowledge on People's culture, race , habits , dogs , cats any topic , of this man is extremely brilliant.
Hats off
Your punctuation is brilliant. Hats off.
@@jellyjamacain i seriously dont know if u serious or insulting me 😂
But anyways thanks either way xP
@@ahgksi Ya like dags?
All of Andrew's stuff is great but this is the best clip in a hot minute. I got tears in my eyes right now
Well done Andrew, had me laughing and not feeling guilty.
Man, this dude is funny he had me crying! 😂
2:34 facts 😂😂
Thanks Andrew, whenever I feel any depression your comedy turns it around. 🙏
Most offensive and funniest shit I have seen in a long time.😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
That zoom-in on his Shakira impersonation had me dying 😂
4:40 when you tryna get the remnants of a nutella pod
Eeeew, yogurt and pudding are better.
@@efrainsantiago7089 Indeed.
@@sharifbrown3567 BIG
🤣
Damn I need stuff like this through these dark times. I hope I get to enjoy more of this.
That last part tho man 😂😂😂
Hard to pull off blasting a cripple and an adorable dog but Andrew doesn’t it perfectly
Andrew”laughing like a choking dolphin to distract the crowd while roasting them”Schulz
Love to see that there's still people out their that can enjoy satirical comedy like this :)
Jokes like that Husky one are why Andrew will forever be my favorite comic. The crowd work is f'in phenomenal every single time. He never misses. Saw him in Chicago a couple of weeks ago and it was amazing. Cant wait until he comes back. I almost didnt go but I am so glad I did. If you get the chance DO NOT pass it up.
That's the way comedy should be. Props to the audience for being such good sport too. 👍🏼👍🏼
When someone coughs don’t they don’t cover their mouth ❌🛑
3:47
That ending was hilarious!
You are one of the funniest humans of all time man don’t ever change.
This guy is your high school street smart roaster who grew up to be a comedian and continuing his passion... of roasting his peers sitting in the front row.
I’ve seen a lot of this dudes shows on CZcams and it seems like someone really needs to fucking teach him how to open a water bottle
I reckon you’d teach him yourself if you weren’t afraid of being obliterated by wit 😂
Great shit man, the Keyser Söze joke! :)))))))))
I've seen sooo much standup and this dude is top tier to me i love these jokes man
The last 10 seconds are the best part. The rest makes the last 10 seconds.
This is first rate stand up.