One Eyed Man In Front Row | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 12. 01. 2020
- What up people. This guy in the front row was squinting the entire show with one eye. It looked weird so I had to ask. Turns out that’s all he had. He was a great sport about it. INDULGE!
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#AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. - Komedie
Upcoming Tour Dates
Tickets at TheAndrewSchulz.com
01/18/20 - NEW ORLEANS, LA
01/25/20 - ATLANTA, GA
01/26/20 - BIRMINGHAM, AL
02/01/20 - TEMPE, AZ
02/08/20 - HONOLULU, HI
02/21/20 - PITTSBURGH, PA
02/22/20 - PITTSBURGH, PA
02/28/20 - MIAMI, FL
02/29/20 - MIAMI, FL
03/06/20 - PORTLAND, OR
03/07/20 - PORTLAND, OR
The Andrew Schulz stop being a bitch and come to Philly, PA. Pittsburgh’s far as fuck
Do another show in Atlanta. It’s sold out.
CANADA PLEASE!!
Come to Chicago wtf
Thanks for coming to Hawai'i my man!The Blue Note is a great club, but don't forget to check out the surf up the North Shore.
That *"I'M COMING TO YOUR CITY"* feels more like a threat than an advertisement.
It kind of is, if you don't know what satire is about you might take things personally and it becomes threatening. Andrew Schulz is incredible though, I hope one day to be at a show of his live.
Haha and the timing just set the tone 😂👏
It really does
Lmmfao
No shit😂😂
I swear these guys go to the front row on purpose lmao there are so many weird characters
Same. Like the dude who passed out? Even if it’s a plant it’s still funny as fuck.
Well, working with the public everyday .... you’d be surprised just how many fucking weird and strange people there are just walking this planet. Some really beautiful people and then some of gods botched genetics, the spectrum of the human species no longer surprises me.
I went to the front row because I love Andrew Schulz, did I want to get roasted too? Yup
Travis mckinlay did you?
At a lot of the smaller shows, they pick the seats for you. So they can put the different people up front
“Indians have an army?”
“That’s adorable”
lmfaooooo
Yea second largest army
One of the most American things I've ever heard 😅
@but why sure but his reply was "indians have an army?" Not "indians had an army back then too"
@but why even when it has fourth powerful army i think it is pretty great to beat other nations within 70 years of independence.
@but why while some nations don't care whether it is a neighboring country or not. They just do whatever they want.😂
“Oh Pakistaaaan...so tricky Pakistaaaaan .....but Thank you come again”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
what he is refering to ?
@rencrow capture of abhinandan ?
@@muhammadfaizanulhaq3757 Pakistan entered Indian air space as a form of retaliation after India entered Pakistans air space. Then on their way out the Pakistani pilots shot down an Indian plane and the pilot was captured.
@@Hashashin_420 the pilot drank some tea and got into india within 72 hours ..thanks to the both sides for maintaining Geneva convention rules..or else some small country will surely be out from the world map for sure lol
@@justadey_ We already saw that when Kulbushan was arrested.
Mans really thought cause he had one eye he was safe at an Andrew Schulz show.
why would any1 think hes safe tho….he roasted a guy in wheelchair lol the wheelchair guy took it like a champ tho
@@MegaSuckitdry oh yeah, he's dope. He's back up if they didn't take it well for sure. It's all for the set & he's really good at it tbh
He didn't see it coming
@@manuelwegeling eye didn't see it either
Yo he roasted a woman who passed out and the medics helping her
Andrew: Bro you got one eye bro?
One eye guy: Yes bro
Andrew: *THAT’S WHATS UPPP*
WhiteBlackPanda0 he’s like “yes this is some easy material for a few minutes”
Andrew "that's whats up" Schulz
@James D Jokes aren't always a quote and vice versa. Learn to laugh.
@James D Jokes are a lot like friends, either you get em or you don't. I owe you nothing.
@James D The part purposely bolded for emphasis would be the punchline. It's not like all 7 billion of us find the same things funny. You're just being a hard ass about it for no reason.
One eyed people, people in a wheelchair, convicted murders... people having seizures... nobody is safe within 3 first rows... just love it!
I know you watched all these videos in one sitting like I did too
and they all love it, his show is Stockholm syndrome.
@@lunatoonsgaming787 everyone bro everyone
I love how everyone can just laugh about everything, and not take offense. I have hope for the world.
Got to consider the alternative.
Think about being the one person that doesn't laugh.
It would be like " oh you didn't laugh at my joke?"
One eyed dude, did you see that coming?
Then he'd laugh at his joke and smack the mic against his leg.
Yeah, people get it together right before the wuhancorona virus kills everyone.
::Slowclap::
it's a media-propelled fabrication mostly. real-life people in the real world don't have much to be offended with. they're busy with their lives. people (degenerates) online, however, have nothing else to do but to pick something they want to be offended by, without having any real deep interest in on the subject.
@@Liza.Wharton makes me wonder, if you invest most of your time doing exactly that, isn't that being interested in the subject?
I got news for you dog
Andrew tells a joke he thinks is hilarious:
Andrew's mic: "Aw shit here we go again"
Is hilarious*
Well it is hilarious plus he is well versed in other cultures. Like women and jobs in India
That's Funny!
You mean when he slaps it against his leg?
Brah all Shultzy is trying to do is to communicate to the 🐬 so they can understand the joke too. Stop hating
I wish I could see the audience to see who you’re talking to.
Hi! Eye am right here!
Travis mckinlay I don’t see you
You'd have to risk sitting there to know.
Chaos yeah right they should put different cameras for the audience, it’s funnier when you can see who he’s talking to
I don't think he sees all the time who he's talking to, because of the blinding stage lights, u can see him making chinese eyes to focus on them lol
Either he is the quickest comic or the audience is planted.
Exactly my thoughts. Like the albino one... Too good to be true
Either ways it's funny hhaah.
He's probably been at for awhile. Most comedians can roast their audience.
Yeah. But he is the best. His roasts seem to good to be true.
@Scruff Looking Nerve Hurter you think people don't notice you're everywhere Andrew's channel talking shit huh lol
The fucking navy joke was one of the best things I've ever seen pulled out of nowhere on stage. We all need to take a moment of respect for that shit.
it was so quick hahah
Ummmm pretty sure that might have been my friend in the crowd. That happened our 2007 senior year with a Roman candle and he had to skip the navy. Maybe not but that would be nuts 😜
I'm always so impressed with Andrews Knowledge of geography and ethnicity.
Black/Indian - assumes Trini /Kenyan because of course
Mans smart ya gotta give him that at least
He failed to notice Kenya and India were both Brittish colonies however.
He’s from New York City and has been welcomed into the black community... and sure they’re all jokes but notice all his jokes are negative stereotypes of other races and No negative stereotypes his own race, ever. I hope he eventually proved me wrong, but he’s been pretty consistent
@@thomxAristy I guess there's nothing funny you can come up with a normal white guy in the crowd . That's y it's mostly Asians, Indians, Mexicans , Blacks.
that's what being well traveled does to you
It’s my ultimate goal to sit in the front row of one of his shows in the future. This guy is absolutely brilliant!
Phil Ippolito bro there’s a suicide hotline you can call to get help. You don’t have to do this.
If you do sit in the front row make sure to look like a weirdo/idiot so he'll for sure rip into you. Like maybe wear a tuxedo and a giant foam cowboy hat or something.
SavagelyBeatenGabe lmao 😂
Shadow Prince oh I’ll come prepared 🥴
@@phillyjipps I highly admire your balls to sit front row . Let us know how it goes 😅
“Who’s laughing? A Somalian” helpPpp 😂
C C I was dying lmfaoooooooo
I am somalian and that shit was funny
That took me out, 😂😂😂
“Indian women just started working five years ago!” 😂
and that's epic bullshit
@@Navyguy wow....Guess you don't understand how jokes work
@@Navyguy r/wooosh
@@Navyguy STFU
They were the reason everybody knows about kamasootra now.
"Who arranged that wedding, him"
Lmao
I was literally applauding to my laptop screen.
I'm Indian and I hate Andrew for knowing us more than us.
dude women have been working since long back in India just not in every state.
Get a sense of humour
@@abhijitkunjiraman6899 you must be fun at parties
@@abhijitkunjiraman6899 r/woooooshhhh
exaggeration is comedy.
"...a black, Kenyan man? Shenanigans!"
😂
When Andy laughs at his own joke, I'm compelled to laugh with him 🤣
"Yeah but you can be the guy at the submarine" Lmaoooo
Young Z He was so quick on that lol
I died
@Anoneemus Noename COUNT ON IT. LOLOL. Shhhit, I just IMAGINED that in my head...LOLOL. DOOO IT. LOLOL. Get front row seats at LEAST...lolol.
👊😁👍
Boii do we have a job for ya
"Indian women just started working 5 years ago"
owlcation.com/humanities/Greatest-Indian-Women-From-History
@@tapaniheikkila5390 who ? me ? Nah that's my wifey in the photo.
They even adopted the metoo movement
@@Shaaan thats a fake news website 😂😂😂🙄👍🏼
@@God-w- niqqa wtf, I searched for the topic and it had the names of the women my mother used to tell me stories about. Wdym "tHaIts a fEaiK neiwS weBsItE" ? And even if it is read check the list at least.
Im Indian and i swear to god this dudes knowledge is unreal for Indians! And fyi hilarious as f**k i dont mind his jokes at all! More please 🤣
Exactly just jokes. No one's feelings got hurt. No one pulled out a gun to kill.
You Came to the Show and Walked out laughing and saying to yourself that you couldn't believe how funny this dude really is. He did his job well.
I want to see Andrew shulzs guess Noel miller’s race
Saleh Cheema OMG YES
He won’t be one race, he’s definitely a mutt, Caucasian (most likely Spaniard demographic) and some other stuff
Phillipino and white.
Canadian and Filipino, mystery solved
Yako Jaco canadian? tf
“Every time someone invades , Thank You Come Again” HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mr K lol...The Indian army whooped Pakistan into oblivion every time they tried their misadventures...it's the second largest in the world...
@Mr K The same Army Which split Pakistan into 2 parts in 1971 liberating East Pakistan which came to be known as Bangladesh since then, inspite of America, UK and their allies from Europe, China and most of the muslim Nations fully supporting Pakistan and India only supported by Russia. More than 90 thousand Pakistani soldiers were taken as POW, read history.
@IU Who invaded after India became a country or the Indian Army was formed ?
@The Grin Reaper It's neighboring country also has nukes. Doesn't matter how big your army is, when both countries own those types of weapons, neither is winning. Also I'd like to remind you what happened in February, when Pakistan ended the fight after capturing an Indian pilot.
@The Grin Reaper "Indian will survive nukes" well there goes any chance of having a logical conversation lmao. No, no they wouldn't. No country can survive a nuclear war, especially one with the land mass and dense population as India. Also you must delusional if you think China won't exist in a decade, they are far superior in all aspects than India. China is already a superpower, they aren't going anywhere.
And India hasn't been able to remove the partition in 70+ years, nothing is going to change now. Don't let your patriotism blind you to logic.
Coming from india to usa just to get roasted by Andrew Schulz
I'm convinced he hired someone to place weird people in the front row lol like:
Oh you one-eye man come with me we got a especial seat for you
Yeah feels like it is staged sometimes
Especial
I felt that
I've been to one of his shows, seats are completely random, at least the one I attended
God this killed lol had me dead when he said “Are you the mom?”
This man knew damn well he’d be joked about going to Andrews show
Yup, you could say eye saw it coming
I wonder if these people work for andrew.
'oh hey babe apparently this comic guy is coming near us, maybe we could have a nice night and relax.'
'who is it?'
'idk it's a mix of stuff I guess, let's just try it and see'
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Andrew schulz: roasts disabled person 😂
Having one eye (or not) is not a disability. You can still see...
@@nardinit Ok then why military dont give jobs to these people . It is some sort of disability. Moreover,what about earlier video where he roasted man on wheelchair 😂.
@@Bh4veshRana get a grip. Its fine, guy in the wheelchair loved that shit
Don't be disabled and go to a comedy show. It's comedy. There's no limits because this isn't a debate where we are trying to figure out something. It's comedy, it's just supposed to be stupid and funny.
@@rypedub7973 i m not against it . Just fact and ps i like it
The "thank you, come again" is historically accurate.
1:28 the submarine joke was gold 😂
The front row of his shows are gonna be marked the splashzone like at SeaWorld, sit here if you dare!
Josh Harrison the watermelon smash zone too!
That's almost every comedian.
“Thank you come again” 🤣🤣🤣
As an Indian woman myself, I stand by Andrew's guesses. He knows what's up in the subcontinent.
Women have been working in India for a long time though so no clue what you're talking about
@@jackricheie9683 lol is that what sjws say to themselves to sleep at night?
armies need nurses, admin, logistics, cooks etc. Not everyone who is in the army is a soldier. hell, I'm sure prostitutes have been part of armies in history
@@amoththatthinkswtf does that have to do with anything lmao ?
Andrew was obviously joking.
The Indian army has had a branch with women since 1888.
*I am in awe of Andrew 's knowledge in Geography ,Religion ,Races,Nations **etc.No** other comedians does that so spontaneously not even Hasan Minhaj( one of my fav) because he takes time to prepare for his show and does monologue but Andrew on the other hand does conversations with the audience and makes badass jokes.*
if he knew WW2 history, he'd know how dumb it sounds to say "india has an army?". they had a massive fucking army
3:51
man i am indian and idk i should laugh or cry .
Let just laugh
Absolutely same feeling but that's true to some extent..so lets just laugh
I mean that's what happend bc Indians never tried or went invading others shit.. and till today Indians 'try to adjust' everywhere..
@@Shaaan may be that's the disadvantage of calling ourselves and portraying image of "Peace loving nation"
@@ashutoshdasare3050 agree !
@@parthsingh560 he was talking about 1900 or before that, not about today.
Have some common sense to understand the comedy.
"But you could be the guy in the Submarine"...
Damn, you're good!
andrew laughing *bangs the microphone to his lap*
There's nothing this guy can't make funny 😂
I've been feeling too confident lately.. gunna purchase a front row seat.
Omg😂🤣😭.. that "thank you come again" had me dying
Andrews confidence to go into uncomfortable jokes cost him a lot of Adversity over the years. That sacrifice made him who he is today 💯
If I had one eye and went to an Andrew Schulz stand up, I would most definitely expect to get roasted 🤣
He missed the "look at me I am the captain now" opportunity 🤣
He didn't miss it, he didn't fucking want to say that unfunny shit.
I'm Kenyan and I'd say they probably lied. 😂😂😂😂
The only way I think her grandmother met a Kenyan man would be if he was a soldier in the King's African Rifles or if she came to Kenya as an Indian labourer when the railway was being built.
It was hilarious how he connected all of it to the one eyed man 😂😂😂😂
indians are all over east africa dude. they came in the late 1800's
@@farahabdulahi474 Seems you didn't read the part where I said "...when the railway was being built."
When do you think the Kenya-Uganda Railway was built?
Indian women were in the Indian army since WW1.
I honestly have no clue if Kenya participated in any War that included the Indian army. If they did, the story could be believed. 🤷♂️
Edit : I looked it up.
During the Second World War, nearly ninety-eight thousand Kenya African soldiers were recruited by the colonial government and deployed to serve on the Allied side.
So the story is entirely believable.
“Shenanigans” 😂😂😂
2021 "I swear, if he says a mean word to me...."
Andrew Schultz: Loads belt-fed machine gun
"Ohh Pakistan... So sneaky Pakistan.. But thank you come again later"
That's why Pakistan attacked on us 4 times 😂 😂.
And so did India lmao? We weren’t supposed to take offence by this show
@@alinasir3437 when did India attacked Pakistan?
@@alokbaluni8760 actually never first...that muslim guy just don't know about the history,plus i think he doesn't have google either lol
Got beaten up everytime 😂😂 , we took even Islamabad once 😂😂
@@abhishekyadav-hy3gq so why is Pakistan still a thing if India won 4 times 😂😂
I really love that Andrew goes to the edge of whats not appropriate and makes everyone laugh together, and he makes it look easy 💓
1st rule when Schulz is in the building :
No one is safe.
I can see how the guy with the one eye didn't see it coming, but the rest of them...
good one lmao "didn't see it coming"
I saw this and was like "there is no way there aren't any pirate jokes"
I bet that one eyed guy didn't see the jokes coming 😭😭😹😹
"Do indians have an army...? Thats cute.."... LMAO...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah 4 th powerful
they have 4th most powerful army in the world in terms of man power and weaponary
"Indians have an army?
Thats adorable"
Yeah those nuclear weapons are🤣
Dude, India tested those nuclear weapons right under the nose of the CIA...😂 😂 😂
It also whooped Pakistan's ass left,right and center on several occasions...😂 😂 😂
@Mr K Are you trying to be funny or Dumb? Most of the UN peace keeping efforts are handled by Indians. The so called british army of WW1 and WW2 are mostly Indians.
@@indc8954 UN has been the biggest failure for the world and now I know why. India
@@MuhammadNafay You can have your opinions. Mine is its because of the 2 abrahamic religions trying to kill each other and others is the reason UN fails and will fail.
@Mr K India has 4th largest army after usa, china, and Russia 😴
I love how he still roasts people by their appearances in 2020, props to you my man
We used to have Roman Candle fights as kids every holiday we could get fireworks. We all light off the same lighter and scatter shooting at each other. Great times....
You're one of the funniest comedians ever dude👌👌👌
But I'd like to see more of your bits and jokes again like the first ones from you.
"iT's rEaL"
- Feminist
Why is that the most appropriate usage of the SpongeBob meme I've ever seen??
😂😂😂
-Woke white Wikipedia
Women are now in the army. Suddenly every feminist forgets what history is.
Well technically only female nurses and doctors were allowed in the Indian army since 1888 and they were administered by Britain and Brits also administered Kenya so it's possible. Also Kenya has a considerable Indian population because of British colonisation.
@@suyashawasthi1 I said that not because of what she said but because of how it sounded lol
I woke up this morning just to die shortly after of laughter... Thanks Schulz!
Guy in the submarine!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DAMN. That submarine joke was QUICK AF 🏆🏆🏆
This guy is the funniest comedian and is the only comedian that makes me laugh 😂 👍🏼
Shenanigans!
The way he said Pakistan sounded like you was from there. Damn he knows his shit
The laughter is so satisfying
One of your funniest clips yet
Andrew doesn't even need material, his audience is his material
Needed a good laugh on my birthday.
happy birthday Ashley!
Happy belated birthday 🎁
Persia aww thank you ❤️
Heavenly Controller hello fellow Capricorn and twin
Reen Lemon and oh my god I love your user name and thank you ❤️
Haven't found a new comedian I like in a long time,good shit bro.
An equal opportunity offence giver. Brilliant! Its been a long time since I laughed so hard for so long.
"Thank you, come again" 😂
Ha ha so risky this shit is great, everyone having a good time. Respect to everyone involved.
That submarine joke was perfect
"They think that's a pirate." Bruh that shit had me fucking dead
Just by reading the title, you knew it was ove for the one eyed man before it even began lmaoo
"India has an army? Awee that's cute" 😂😂😂
Oh my God, there is nothing I love more than a comedian that cracks himself up.
Can’t get enough of these videos fuck I’m laughing my ass off
I'm an Indian
And I found this extremely hilarious 😂😂
Thank you, come again. 😉😭😭😭😉
He’s so quick on his feet it’s ridiculous
That submarine bit got me having to pause it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fuck your comedy is hilarious bro! Love your channel and these little clips!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
3:40 4th Rank in the world baby !
@Mr K you're too cute to fight to bro. Stop provoking, and get done with your sorry life.
@Hammad Arif 4th rank is pretty good considering there are men from 192 countries with smaller penises .
Wooosh.
That's the sound of the joke going over your head
"Indians have an army?"
Me: as an indian ,yeah
Hes roasting on india was bang on!!!
the submarine joke killed me😂😂
My dude BLOWING UP! I gotta see you live dude
This shit is lit. Getting invaded since time immemorial.
Andrew talks about Indian
Audience: Why are you endian?
So good!
1:46 when you tell a joke to your class but you can’t contain yourself when they stop laughing
1:24 They don't like C Y C L O P S
You might be a Pirate.. but, you're still on the radar :3
this made my whole day
Jokes on you Schulz when you say "thank you come again" the invading army leaves
2:56 Nobody can explain "Indian Arranged Marriages" with such ease and elegance in a one liner ❤️ #AndrewSchulz ❤️
surprised the hell out of Trini me when he asked if she was a Trini LOL
I know right
Talk about! I'm here normal and he calling me out
Whats trini
@@lolalolita3537 Trinidadian, as in a person from Trinidad and Tobago, a country in the Caribbean
Bruh just the thumbnail got me weak🤣🤣🤣
Educational and fun