Funky Dineva Live - Tuesday January 23, 2004
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Dating circle
If a man takes you on a date, should he have to pay for your baby sitter?
The tea
Shaunie getting dicked Down before her wedding
Brick lady lying
K. Michelle talks about facial fillers
That child slapped scrappy
Common and Jennifer Hudson go together. Ion think nobody cares.
Tristan Thompson - on ibutomoren
Yfn lucci took a plea. 3,5 years, hope he doesn’t get hurt
Color purple Oscar nods
Monica from Salt Lake City being fired
Sauranus Jackson restraining order against Keke
The way he just be randomly disappearing from the chair 😂😂😂😂
He don’t even hold up a finger or nothing in church
@tgrice601 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cause he going to hit that coke bag. You should already know he toot powder! still love funky, though
Going to hit that coke bag
😂😂😂😂 so ghetto and I love it. Blowing his nose and all. Don’t change Q
Lawd I missed the whole damn service! Replay gang 💋❤️
I did too I came in on the end replaying now
Same I never get notified lol
@@reesecup9122me either
Same here
Yes, replay gang.
My partner paid for my sitter when we first started dating. I didn’t ask, he offered. He said he was taking me away from my child to spend time with me and he felt it was the right thing to do. He blew my mind with that!
Wow! Thats a good man Savannah
Thats honestly how it was done back in the day...And they would get food for the kids too..No questions asked!!!
Amen! I love to hear that!
That’s a great man. But expecting it and asking off the first meet up is whore-ish
That's a keeper😂❤
Q, you are right. Some of these women are delusional. My big sister told me when I asked her years ago how was it that she was able to get men to buy her houses , cars, fine jewelry, etc. she told me,” she NEVER EVER asked a man for anything. They just did it.” I was shocked. I even benefited because I was her baby sister. Bro in love gave me a second car, etc.
My sister was known for being the baddest in our city. True story. Rip. Kim K.
Yesssss!! 🤎🤎🤎🤎Rest well Kim!!! 🙏🏿
Your sister knew the power of feminity.
Church Announcements: Join us this Friday, for our first annual ‘Single Women’s Night’ at 7pm. Where Deacon Common will lead us in fellowship, and teach us about the power of intentional relationships. Make sure to stick around after the conference, for a very LOUD performance of ‘And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going’ from Jennifer Hudson. 👏🏽
Emphasis on "very loud" 😅
“LOUD” 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you sister see you Friday.. you don’t miss 🤣🤣🤣
A very loud performance 😂
I’m dying laughing babe will be in attendance for the conference my fellow congregation members🤦🏽♀️😂🤣😂
The whole pay for the babysitter idea was something offered to me by grown men, that never even crossed my mind as a mom but it is a nice gesture that is appreciated!
Not everyone is a gentleman!
Yeah I think it’s an OG ting
I see both sides. I think it "sounds better" if it's offered by the man, rather than the woman flat out asking. Like Funky said, if you ask, a man could take it as it being a "transactional" date.
A hint or too isn't bad. If the man doesn't catch on to the hints, I don't know Chile....😂😂
Ommmmmmmmmmg. I was soooooooo excited when you featured my comment. Been a proud member of the Funky Bunch for over a decade 🎉😂❤
Every night you tell us we’re getting out early & we never do😂
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Just like real church💒🤣🤣
@@tamikalove2658FACTS!!!
Every Passa say that 😂😂😂
@@tamikalove2658Definitely like the holiness church I grew up in!
The way I spit my water on the urinary ministry 😂😂😂
It’s gonna fail. Just come dehydrated.
The "Urinary ministries" 😂😅 I almost chocked laughing at work😅😅😅
Sip sip Hooray🥂 We hit 10k during the live funky bunch #stirvitup
Not the urinary ministry Funky! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funky, brother Chang in the choir said he was not yawning in last night's service, he was singing in the spirit, and would like a public apology. Thanks, Head of the Asian Association of Choirs USA division.
I love it😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 chile I heard him fussing but I was rushing out 😂😂
Hilarious!!
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😂😂😂😂😂
I was sitting here and jumped in my seat and said “it’s 10 o’clock, lawd I done missed service” 😹😹
Same🤦🏾♀️
😂😂
“My booty sitting up like Sinbad!” 😂😂😂😂
Lol
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I babysat for a Becky. She was a single mom of twin boys and her boyfriend always paid me. But with that being said; I personally would just choose not to date while I had kids too young to leave home alone. So many children have been abused and assaulted because they mama was chasing step daddies. One of my cousins had 7 kids by 4 different men and was still bringing additional men in and out the home (some of whom abused her kids). At what point do you sit down and give it a rest?
Famous word BOYFRIEND big difference 💯
Common hasn't been in a relationship since Badu. LOL! All these other folks are fillers. He is noncommital.
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Dats hate 😂
This is the most entertaining sh-t online right now --funky we luvvvvv u! Quiet as it’s kept lol
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Danielle Brooks did AMAZING in The Color Purple. I think she was the best part of it, and she outshined everyone on the cast. Her Oscar nom is well deserved and I hope she wins 🏆👏🏾
100 percent agree
Wow is she nominated for an Oscar?
@@francinereid1339 Yes, I believe she was the only one nominated from The Color Purple. She is in the Best Supporting Role category. Colman Domingo (who played “Mister”) is nominated as well but it’s for a role in different movie.
Yes I agree
@@bossbabe8797 congratulations to her.👏🏿👏🏿🎉🎉🎉
I love how Funky holding is own❤❤❤❤
It’s beautiful to watch and a pleasure to be a fan.
WITH NO VISUALS ❤️🙏💯
He keeps it platinum
The dating conversation Mr. you were spot on.
"Urinary ministry" is INSANE!!! Bye Dineva🙄🤦🏾♀️🥴😭😭🤣🤣🤣
HIS "I GOT MONEY" RANT TOOK ME OUT!!! WHY IS HE SO FUNNY🤣🤣🤣🤣
Living rent free in my head lol!
WHEN SOMEONE QUESTION WHY I DID SOMETHING THATS GONNA BE MY RESPONSE LOL@@TnT_Travel
Man @funkydineva I’m loving the range as you are growing. bringing ideas like reading comments at beginning and adding political corner are Good. Keep on letting the Lord use you although we in this struggling church 😂This is only getting better! ❤
10k Bish. They ain’t ready
Al will be over here very shortly to get with the winning team ! I think he was an innocent bystander
@@evatheresa8881 funky going to pay him 250,000?
It was said that Claudia mentioned that they were given $1 million collectively amongst the three of them. I’m the math major is funky that Eva only got 250,000. That means I’ll get 375,000 and Claudia too so and Eva is the talent if you ask me.
Yall go support AL show as well 💯💯
@@ensabahnur3104right😂
So glad you’re doing these every night! Please keep it up! 🤗
Missed it live tonight, coming through to give my like and my comment. I will be back to watch the show.
“but I got money!” is hilarious bc it’s so accurate! 😂😂😂
Gurl, I got my MFA at Sarah Lawrence College. I love Maya Angelou. Thank you for highlighting her poem on your show. You, bettah, Werk!
"Jennifer Hudson could've been married to the milk man for all we care" NO LIES TOLD 💯
This is amazing quality for 2004!!!! 😭😭😭
😂😂😂 I was like we taking it back huh!! Tea will be spilled tonight lol
@@k.mitchell93 😭😭😭like chile how he know 20 years ago how it would be today🤭I wonder if he’ll see this and fix it
I totally agree with you, Funky ...These dating podcast get on my nerves....Can we go back to the old days 🤦
Another 10k night let’s go 🎉🎉
We are tired of everyone personal lives. If I was Jennifer I would have never told it
I love Jennifer and I agree. Shoulda kept it on the low. But I guess she’s happy and wants to let folks know.
I’m running late ⏰ The church van did not show up to pick me who was driving today?
😂😂😂😂
Sir William McCray was 🤣🤣😩😩
😂😂😂😂😂 child da van broke down sorry
I don't care what nobody say, Funky Dineva is the truth! Intelligent, funny, smart, insightful. And he doesn't hate women either. He gives flowers to mostly women. He pays homage to Women and people with real talent all the time. I'm a big fan so maybe I'm biased🤷🏾♀️#Funky#Bunch#for#Life
The self-degradation is across the entire spectrum of Black culture. No other people use racial slurs or other slave pejoratives in their art or lifestyle to describe each other.
Not excusing it, but no other race was subjected to racial strife and slavery that was suported by a government either.
@@MT-hk9cp What does that have to do with you making it the dynamic of your culture?
You don't see native Americans doing this. You don't see Jews doing this.
Other groups of people try to learn from the past and evolve from it. Black people have fully learned into the degenerate stereotypes that were placed on us and devolving instead of evolving.
There is nothing positive about black American culture.
@@MT-hk9cpmore reason why they shouldn’t be using it at all no matter how much they try to “endear” it.
If we can’t see how using that language is degrading in 2024, no matter what the government did in the past, then it’s on us. We have the ability to know what’s healthy and what’s not. But we seem to continue to lean into the unhealthy. So because we faced racial strife we should throw our hands up in the air and say, “I guess we’re all n@ggas then.”
I went from 95 lbs and unable to gain to 170 lbs all booty. I was severely depressed at 95 lbs. I found love in myself and got into a great relationship, I’ve been gaining weight since.
Funky, why you taking us back to 2004?😂❤😂❤
I missed service, but I know Pastor Q knows my heart lol
Not Sierra face look like the Soul Train scramble board... I'm SCREAMING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱🤣🤣🤣
However, you want to be treated is how you want to be treated. Don't let nobody tell you different. You live this life. Do not let anybody tell you how to live it..
As a woman, no man should be paying for my dress, makeup, hair, and babysitter when going on a first date- this is freaking ridiculous.
I agree!
I am screeeaaaaammmmiiinnnnggg!!!!! For DEAR LIFE!!
I remember telling my ex I couldn’t go out until the next week because I couldn’t afford a babysitter and he paid my mom to watch the girls and brought hella groceries to my house for the girls. I was shocked. We stayed together 15 years 🤷🏾♀️
I fell out when Q said I think I have to boo boo 😂😂😂😂 you guys know you have been there and just didn’t say it . Cause I have. He is so damn real!
Preach Funky. I agree. Phenomenal Woman in the flesh
I loved The Color Purple. I actually saw it twice in theater, it was a great movie.❤
Saw it in Vegas with my mom. We had a good old time…singing and clapping like church ladies. I’m going to see it again.👍🏾♥️
Sorry but I'm a CNA/Home Health Aide/ Business Owner. I make over $1000 a month for 40 hours. I got 1 patient. Not all CNA jobs are cleaning ish and toilets for a living.
Facts
He was being cheeky/funny. Y'all gotta chill or you won't get it. You'll stay offended cause this church F with errrrrbody! Lighten up.
Girl bye you got offended over a joke you’re ridiculous
You are filling that void that Wendy left 💕
The color purple is a movie that’s been over done so much. First, it was a play and now made into a musical. Sometimes people should leave the original alone. This is why I feel many people didn’t want to go see it again.
Yes do something different
Ok, whoopi did it as a comedy too!
That part!
I don't want to revisit the plantation..😮
This!! Plus that movie is heavy tbh. Ive only watched it a few times in my life. I’m good! lol
Funky the closest thing we got to Wendy… If you disagree argue w/ ya momma.
Love you Funky. You’re doing so so well! ❤
Loved it esp about them lip fillers its OUT of Control
Common is the “Lori Harvey” 😭😭😭
He got a damn contract
FD, you are doing the damn thing!! I love you and Al Reynolds together. I hope you guys do something together one of these days.
... Did you just say you had to go boo boo? I hollered 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀👀👀👀👀
yesssss Great show once again!!!
As far as the dating goes why is she not already keeping herself up? That’s regular maintenance.
Yes! Phenomenal woman 🤌🏾
You getting up to “boo-boo” made me relate to you lmao. I can’t concentrate anymore til it’s out my body 🤣
Not the asian choir 😂..lmfao
I had a friend, high yellow petite and that's all she had, say to me how do you always find a good man and you're fat 😒. I told her asked my man. He told her my lady is beautiful inside and out, she is great company, she kind hearted and loving, you know she can throw down in the kitchen and she listens and appreciate me and makes me feel special. He also told her you are not a good person or friend to say that to her, because I see how much she helps you. You will never get a man because you are the type of woman that a man will only relieve himself in give you a little money or pay a bill and never marry. 30+years later we are still married and happy, and she's still fucking the mailman, ice-cream truck driver and anyone who will give her a little $30 -$50 dollars and we are no longer friends. As women if you carry yourself accordingly and like a lady you will find a great real man. It's not always about the bag and money. JMO
….”But I got MONNEEEYYY!!” LMAO 🤣
Keep up the amazing work 🎉Funky....
The Colour Purple comes out in UK & Europe this Friday… so there is still opportunity for them to recoup their coin, plus streaming etc.
I watched the movie last month, in NYC and I loved it! & I’ll be going again to see it this weekend, in London.
Did you just get up and walk away? I love it 😂
I missed church but watching now!
Lmmfao I can’t take you serious !!! You said you had to boo boo 😂😂😂 then came back an said you just had to fart 😂😂😂 the way I just screamed
"But I got money" 🤣🤣🤣
Your videos are the absolute BEST!!!!!!!!
I’m crying laughing!! Funky had a point about being transactional in dating. 😂😂😂
The poetic justice reference…..hi-larious😂😂😂
My favorite weekly services 😂
Yall exactly right. Sierra messed her lips up. They look horrible. ..."but I got money. " 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Well I sure do wish it was 2004 again😂🎉
Facts Funky. Our own media is used to push the most negative stereotypes on our own people. Our own worse enemy
Nessa girl I ain’t never required guys to pay for a sitter. The guys that I dated just offered to pay it. I’ve never had to ask.
Well, tell it Sis!!! 🥂 🤎
No self respect if you ain't got it stay home get your life together
I can’t top laughing at the choir behind you. All there face can be a meme 😂😂😂😂
Well you looking Goodt Funky💪🏽
BINGO, Funky! They are on dates so disconnected. TRANSACTIONAL is the keyword here. Those types of women don't understand men look at them like a "Street Walker" when they beg for money so soon. Of course, we're gonna expect what we expect from"Street Walkers" do. Some cake immediately after the transaction occurred.
Having expectations makes a woman a street walker? People should date who they want and stop telling people how they should act.
@@brownsugah305stop telling men what they should do. Just say you broke and entitled
@brownsugah305 First of all, you need to emphasize "those types of women," like I stated above. You saying women imply all women are like that, which is false. YOU are that type of woman who has no expectations. That's why your hands are out like a panhandler. Ma'am, we are not in the pre-WWII era where women couldn't work nor leave their parents home until they marry.
You created your own bills. So, deal with it responsibly. Then, over time, a man will see that good woman needing assistance as we get closer to each other. But this "I want the world on the first date" has to stop. Allow a man to build in the relationship. THE END.
Uh huh! Funky in the mirror telling his best friend ooooh girl I think my back getting big!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t stand you & the urinary ministry😂😂😂 ❤
@17:40 Funky's straight man voice is so cute 😂
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I think Taraji should have got an Oscar or Golden Globe or screen actors or something. In my opinion her acting her singing her dancing showed a whole other side of her talent. She was stellar! In my opinion!
Funky you so RIGHT about the dating thing women need to stop it.😢😢😢😢😢
That was daddy yankie that went and found Jesus
I live for every church sesh with Pastor Dineva, hallelujah!❤😘😃
You’re one of the most funniest in the game!! You give your opinion unfiltered and raw!! Their is nobody like you!!
0:52 ✝️ *Sister Yung **#CareshaPlease** Miami* *has gladly volunteered for the **#Urination** ministry* #Amen 🙏🏾
You know what!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She sholl did😂
Bahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm mad at myself 😢 38:13
Excellent show my dude! 👏🏾💥🔥💯🎉🎊👍🏽🙏🏼✨💫😂🤣💝
Not 2004, Funky! Love ya ❤
I can’t wait til the end of February so that I can experience that good Miami weather for my birthday!!
Funky always be on point 🎯 💯
Q when you first did the duck lips... i thought your screen froze. 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The I got money part 😂😂😂 and sometimes they really don’t even have money just fake everything body , bank account , lifestyle
The color purple was 100% more Oscar worthy than Barbie..
Color purple was oscar worthy. At the least - it should have been nominated for best song (the song Fantasia sang - I'm here). Barbie had 2 songs in that category. Makes no sense. Fantasia's performance was great too (do was Taraji and Danielle). It flopped because it's a musical and negative press. Not because it wasn't great. IMO of course 😊
You got me from the rim to the base brown lipstick 😂😂😂😂. Booty juice white shorts 😂😂lol. Cracking up at work!!
Sexy Redd is pushed because she went viral online… she wasn’t pushed by the industry until our community increased her popularity online.
Let’s take accountability
Nobody had to give her a deal they could have left her in the trash.
This is the comment. They only push what the community makes viral.