Funky Dineva Live - Wednesday March 13, 2024
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
- Don lemon and Elon musk
Dollar tree / dollar store closing almost 1k stores
Porsha and Simon divorce drama
Jay z. Should people be friends with people who date married men
Tiffany heynard
Kate Middleton
Christian keys - where he been
Paris Hilton and Mauricio Umansky
Jerrod Carmichael coming out, interracial dating, parents response .
And I can tell when your bipolar acting out cause you be funny as shit when you're manic! 😂😂😂😂 this shit was ICONIC tonight!
Q is so funny
They sure do be confused half of the employees dont kno wer nothing is in a store
In his country they have more then one wife
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My observation was the same I was about to comment and saw this
This entire show was a " My hair is laid like..." moment!!!! 😄😂😁
OMG!! Yes!
4r4r! 😂
Funky said he didn't question the people selling laundry detergent and deodorant at the barbershop....he thought they were independent contractors. 😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂
I got this homeless guy that comes to my job selling jumbo packs of toilet tissue, paper towel, and detergent. 😂😂😂😂 mind you, I work the graveyard shift at a hotel lmao
Chile, I purchased 2 big Tide 45 capsules power pod detergents for $20. You think I asked where it came from? I wont question my blessings.....💅🏽🤣
Hysterical 😂😂😂
The Q that showed up to work tonight is the Q that I love! 😂 Yes gawd.
It was "induced". Check 21:30 😢
@max8038 did I hear what I thought I heard 😢😢😢
He always blow his nose🙄
@@max8038induced??
@tricelove16 your point is? What that got to do with being funny?🤔
Baby.......Every time you say. IS IT ME???? I fall out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I be like nope it's me too. 😅😅😅😅😅
Or when he says “Done PHUCKED UP the THAANG?!”
That’s how I know shyt is serious 😂
Quiet as it's kept is the one for me😂😂😂
That part😂😂
Elon Musk is South African!!! How many Caucasian of South African decent do u know of that is not racist????
Not washing our azz with lemons, limes, and baking soda 😂😂😂😂
The read on Porsha sent me to another planet 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just disrespectful to the people who had to go to all those 9 weddings 😂😂
I loved every moment of it😂😂
Q went in on P
Whew that Juanita go byke almost took me out of here. Straight to purgatory😂😂😂 shitting me girl 😂😂
And he told no lies 😂😂😂😂
This was arguably Funky Dineva's BEST show since departing Fox Soul!! I laughed from beginning to end, & I low-key felt embarrassed when he was talking about Kia, since I have a Kia Sportage😂😂😂 Porsha gets NO sympathy from me for her payday loan marriage from Father Abraham!! The way I HOLLERED this entire live, I had a good time Funky😂
Omg Q I laughed the entire show!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I’m so glad u left Fox Soul!
👀👀😆😅😉🤩
Same!!
And haven't watched since
Exactly I went and placed 3 donations in the collection plate 😂😂😂😂😂😂
They was holding my baby back ❤.. it’s wide but they was holding it lol
“Gurrrrl, I saw crabs in here jumpin on my sofa… Juanita, go byke!”😂😂😂😂
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That part took me out 😂😂😂 Q is ridiculous 😂😂
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Nooo when Q said well if it aint the Aids, Juanita go byke!!! Took me outtttttt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Driving with MY 83 Year old Mama is having the time of her life, Laughing so hard at this episode. She thinks he's on the radio. I said no Mama he's on CZcams. Now she is apart of the Funky Bunch.
I love it!!🥰
This show was everything. Your stories, depictions, and commentary are beyond comical. Funky bunch all day!
Funky you are so funny….. that “What I’m Not Going To Jail For” rant was hilarious!!!😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
FUNKY AT&T owe you a refund!
Chile, Funky just needs to wipe his nose. He’s sending us to black screen and blaming AT&T Bih 😂😂😂😂 I get it and ain’t mad either.
He needs to switch to Cox😂
I almost passed out when he said VIBRANIUM.. Quick Wit!!!! No one can do it like you !
Nobody Q is everything lol ❤
Okay Pastah!! You cut thee hell up tonight!!! & I loved ALL of it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾💃🏾💃🏾
That Porsha and her mama commentary cracks me up😂🤣😂
😂😂😂 the Porsha and wedding commentary is hilarious
The whole disrespectful dissertation took me out! 😂😂😂 Lord, not Ms Diane saying “you b**ch, you”! 🤣💀
I was hollering when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Note to self do not watch Q when you are high😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or while eating 😂
Nooooo watching while high is the best. He's already hilarious. He will have to peeing yourself while high 🤣
😅😅😅😅😅
Word!!! Me tonight
omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Q said the 5 and below phone chargers will tear yo whole car 🚗 up, you’ll need a whole new mother board 😂😂😂😂😂
They last for about two weeks…
Mine almost shocked me I unplugged immediately they sold me one that had a short in it😂
And true!! My mom is notorious for buying them charges from similar stores and had to get her truck fix bc it would not start.
Funky! You have made my night lmao!!! He said, the five below chargers will mess your car’s motherboard up.😂😂😂
Bwahahaha 😅😂😂😂😂😂
I'm hollering because I'm def using a 5 below charger in my car right now 😂😂😂😂😂
The best show ever! I laughed till I cried! U da light of da world right about now😂😂😂😂😂❤
“mining for coal & vibranium” 😂😂😂
I said it once and I’ll say it again, Funky is a damn menace and I stan!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭
I laughed the entire show too 😂😂😂almost choked on my Dr. pepper then had to share this w my Mama bc I laughed so damn hard 😂😂😂
the entire show. screamin 😂😂😂😂
@@LesA_09 I had tears in my eyes when he told us what he won't be going to jail for , when he can jus sell some kewchie 😆😆😆😆😆
I CANNOT w/him 😂😭🤣.
Hey Funky is it me I can't be the only one hollering my cheeks hurt😂😂😂😂😂
I said the same thing about Christian Keys. He got paid. 💰💰💰💰
He went radio silent.
Honey, I live in Oakland and EVERYTHING is locked up! I can’t wait to get the hell out of here!
Gurlll good luck!
😂😂Damn
Over here in Philly, CVS locked up EVERYTHING! You have to ring the bell and wait fir the darn key!😂
This was a really good one, Dineva. Had Me hollllllerin
I always said the bigger the wedding the quicker the divorce.
Funky I can NOT breathe😂😂😂 this is too much in 1 hour💀💀💀😂😂
I’ve re watched this service 3 times and you had me weak every time. This is revival energy!
I love you funky but the constant blackouts are nerve racking. The church has to sell dinners to get the upgrade!!😂😂
Walmart is closing 100 stores because people are stealing at the self checkout. 🙄
But meanwhile the Walmart heiress is sailin' round in her 500 million dollar yacht!
@@Lily-cm3nj Yep
When they first put self check out in operation we told em we aint want it. Now look at em 🤷🏽♀️
But at the same time Walmart is expanding. Nothing is locked up in the white community
@@Lily-cm3njThey sold majority of their “shares “ years ago.
This episode has us in TEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
A Equality Thief I Done Heard it All
Damn funky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LuvU ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Right😂
Yall I am in tears 😂😂😂😂 I had to watch twice -preach preacher
"I'm hot as fish grease!", "Juanita go BYKE!" Chiiiile, I'm rolling on the floor screaming. I been missing Dineva since that "My hair is laid like Judge Cancer" video! Nessa gurl, we need these videos in our life.
Funky I laughed out loud the entire time! Great show!
Don has enough money and following to start his own show right here with us on CZcams.
You are 1000% correct with the attendants who don’t know where nothing at!!!! 😂
I’m screaming! That Juanita Jordan piece was top tier!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Omg Funky you damn crazy. 😃😆🤣. Not the big heist yet to come. I laughed so hard I cried
That crabs on the couch comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Girl if you don’t get somebody to fix your blackouts ‼️😂😂
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I laughed so hard tonight! Thank you Q!
This was an awesome 👌 show tonight Q. Yes you can merge into other lanes, but baby you are in your own solo lane. ⚘️⚘️⚘️⚘️
Funky has me weak as hell tonight! 😂
Not the Holiday Inn Select!!?😂😂😂
I fell out when you said Simon and Marlo about to team up 😂😂😂
The supermarkets lock up the baby formula and the crab meat in a can in Philly😂😂😂😂
And now u know that's prob a good idea 🤣🤣& the ppl made em do it
Crab meat in a can🤢🤢
😂😂😂😂 fr!!!!
Funky you had me 😅😅😅 with that Porsha moving back with her mother. Too funny😅
“Dollar Tree” And “Family Dollar”, NOT “Dollar General”.
“Janita, GO BYKE”!🤣🤣🤣🤣
This Video Was HILARIOUS!
Funky you make me LAUGH when it’s NEEDED…I thank you🫶🏽
Damn i took a couple shots to the chest today. I have a Kia and i live on the south side of Chicago where the detergent, deodorant, and air freshener is locked up 😂
😂😂😂😂 nothing personal sis! ❤❤❤❤
I've never seen anything locked up in Publix
FACTS..Publix is into customer service at another level.. Criminal activities are not allowed.. .😀
Nor at Whole Foods or Trader Joes!
This episode got me rolling
A Dove independent contractor is crazy 😂
"I'm black like this🖤
Not like this🤍
😂😂😂😂
Chile, Christian is literally the Dad who went to the store for cigarettes and never came back
I love it when you go on a nasty ole tangent!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DINEVA I HAVE missed you so much your wisdom is always on point
We love you funky. Keep doing you❤
Porsha didn't sell her house because she knew that she was going back.
And Dennis didn't sell his house cause he knew he was going back 😂
Ms Ross I CANNOT breathe! If I have to go to 'MERGENCY I'm sending you my bill! 🤣🤣🤣
Low key Simon and Marlo would be the best power scamming couple .
You told...no lies Sis. 🖤
Now if Simon popped up with Marlo next season omgggg the messsss
That would be the best season to watch .. I'm here for it
Funky this the spirit of Claudia's wifi that done jumped in yours! You need an exorcist, Nessa! Your internet is giving very much hexed!😅 All this turning on and off lol
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Yall better have filled that collection plate yall . Q put on a show tonight . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’s was messy in here I laughed all show I had to hit that collection plate TWICE 😂🤣😂🤣🌎🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Yessssssss funky bunch ❤❤
for the homewreckers, *you lose em how you git em* Funky and the Funky Bunch cured my depression *extra* tonight. 🖤
Ya’ll not FORD TOUGH🤣😂😅😳
This was an awesome episode. Tiffany Henyard is in her 40s so she knows better. I read somewhere, Kate Middleton possibly had a hysterectomy.
😂😂😂😂😂 Q I really enjoyed this show tonight. Your delivery was awesome, funny and entertaining. 😅
Replay: That was quick for Don! 💁🏾♀️ Y’all know Elon is a loose cannon.
I’m dying LOL 😂 at the Porsha read
Tonight’s service was rich! 😂😂😂
Lawddd I cant breathe 😂😂😂 Q this is YOUR LANE
Porsha, the same way you get him is the same way you lose him!!!! You shouldn't have been on the Underground Railroad and got to know that he was a scammer!!!!
Porsche is not the brightest bulb on the 🌲!!!!
Not Kate Middleton is in Gaza 🤣😂🤣🤣😭😭😭 Dineva, you are a fool 😂 I am screaming!!!
Y'all know Elon is crazy.. "allegedly"
It’s a mess over there at Fox Soul. I’m glad you are doing your own thang. You gave me the laughs that I need. My stomach muscles hurting from cackling so hard😂
Haha! 🤣 Funky you are to funny too me! For that Porsha segment. 😂
The Portia segment had my cryingggggggggggggggg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seeee here’s the tea I’m on the Westside of Chicago and yessss they got the soap locked up 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed from beginning to the end.
“Juanita go byke “ is my new line! I’m weakkkkkk
Juanita go Byke! 😂😂😂😂
Funky Q., You were on a roll with this one!!!😂❤😂
You are super funny😅. Glad YT put you in my feed.
Yall PLEASE don’t forget to Like the video, Q was in his bag tonight 😂😂😂
Funky you been on a ROLL lately, I’m sattin up here dying laughing at these good Yt folk desk at work 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😩😩
I had to stop in the middle of doing my customer's pedicure because I was laughing so hard! 😂🤣
I can't remember the last time I laughed this much!! I feel like a new person! ☺️✨✨✨
Funky..U are second to none...Why do I act just like u and I don't give a dam when I go off..and then go back to my sweet nice normal🤣🥰😇
😂 Only thing was missing from today Read was a wig 👏🏾 baby I laughed too much. Thank you for all the laughs over the years ❤️
Funkyyyyy... tonight's show was amazing! You are a gossip comedian and I'm here for it bc when you say "Is it me?!?!" I know it's going to be a good show
I had no business listening to this on my way to work this morning. I was literally in tears laughing so hard. 😂😂😂
Dollar general is growing, family dollar is closing down :-) funky
This shit is hilarious 😆 you were on a roll 😂
You ain't lying Porsha done had a million and 1 weddings. Chile!
Speaking for the Southside of Chicago, Funky watch that Tone🤨❣️ We minding our own business, how we get in this.🤷🏾♀️
Lol