Raoul Fleckman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treason_laws_in_the_United_States#Federal I know asking "Why do you lie?" would be like asking "Why does _c_ represent the speed of light in a vacuum?", but I just have to ask, why are you so bad at lying? Your lies are so easy to disprove, it took me all of 10 seconds to find the appropriate link. Had I not already had Wikipedia open in another window, I dare say it would've taken me a scoach longer. You're not even bothering with plausibility in your denials of solid fact. At least Majikthise and Vroomfondel had the benefit of actually being funny.
zoomskiller and that’s all you sheep yell when you get triggered...you say WE’RE the npc’s when you guys don’t even believe any other news channel but faux, or any other publication but the ones that your dear leader picks and chooses
“I’ve seen a lot of things in my life, I don’t think I’ve ever called the FBI.” Um, sounds like he’s saying he’s seen a ton of crimes but never bothered to report anything.
Yep. Also his comparison of his life before and during presidency is disingenuous- the expectation that a president will contact the FBI is higher than a regular citizen because a president is more likely to deal with issues of national security. He is such a dishonest worm.
Meg DiPaolo thank you! That’s what I thought when he said it. Turns out though, he DID call the FBI once. He wanted them to get rid of his competition in Atlantic City. The mob. How sad they didn’t know about it at the time. We could have avoided all this!
@@jimmythebold589, why does Norway have a higher standard of living than the United States. Better education, better health care...? Yes it's expensive and taxes are high but at least said taxes don't go to the PM perpetually playing golf.
Also watching from Australia and yes just too funny. I thought our political system was the biggest joke but nup Trump wins hands down. 😅😅😅😅 a comedians dream. Love Stephens videos
langa 22 Our "checks and balances" were always a nice illusion, but nothing more than that. The fact that the electoral college exists takes the power from the people.
@@AmbyJeans although we do love to have a laugh we also know that this situation is very serious, and hope that he gets voted out. Although I don't think he will leave peacefully. The fact that here we all have to vote by law maybe a good thing but we have a system that works on preferences so it too takes the power away from the people because the government makes the decision to whom they will align with. No wonder that around the world so many are so disillusioned with their governments too much power.
@@AmbyJeans The claim of the electoral college is just an excuse. The US got the president that the people wanted. The problem exists with the electorate and having direct election of executive power. The current system works on the assumption of an infinitely knowledgeable electorate, perfect communication, and ideal judgement, when, in reality, the electorate knows almost nothing about what a president does, and doesn't have the time or inclination to determine reality from fiction. In particular the US has a culture of promoting delusional beliefs and accepting ignorant opinions as being as valid as wise ones. It wasn't the electoral college that gave the US Trump, it was the US.
I'll tell you how. The average voter is a lot stupider than we ever imagined. Because some loudmouth asshole has his own TV show, American voters will believe any lie he tells them.
@@mkjk2534 ~ There were many misled and brainwashed voters, but who voted illegally? That sounds like another Trump lie (just one of the more than ten thousand lies he's told). www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/ projects.thestar.com/donald-trump-fact-check/ www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html www.nrdc.org/trump-lies www.needtoimpeach.com/impeachable-offenses/
The President of the United States never called the FBI. Am I the only person who thinks that something is just wrong about that statement? No...of course not. He's always calling Fox & Friends.
Beeg Wan I can see that you never took a Logic course in college. No one claimed that everyone who has never called the FBI are all crooks. They said that crooks never call the FBI. Please tell us that you understand the difference. Oh, never mind. I think I understand you now. You must be a Trumptard.
@@amandabell6356 It's such hard work we hardly have time for anything else. Sometimes we have a vodka shot and a sauna and a quick dip in the lake..but, after that, it's right back to raking.
What did he do wrong??? Politicians get dirt from opponents from any source. That's always been that way. Also countries are always trying to influence each other countries elections. Isreal constantly influences our elections. In the 2016 election, Ukraine and England governments provided a ton of dirt on the Trump campaign while Russia and Israel supported the Trump campaign. There's nothing illegal or bad about that. It happens all the time. People are only bitching now because they don't like Trump personally and because there's lots of political forces with financial interests that want to keep Russia as our enemy even though they aren't.
@Edgar Allen Poe Russia is our friend. We are just constantly fed by the media the idea that they are our enemy and aggressive to justify huge military complex budgets....also the government needs a buggyman to use it as fear to better control the population. Also the media is constantly dividing the population.... lastly we say Russia is the agressor yet we are the ones that have armored units stationed in their borders we have anti ballistic systems on their borders and we overthrew the government of their neighbor in 2014. So who is the aggressor? Imagine if Russia did that to us in Mexico?
@@GeoffreyMureithi I think you like the media is severely exaggerating the word "influenced". At the end no votes were changed. People voted how they wanted. Foreign governments and private interest groups are always funding different projects to influence people's opinions and votes. That's is how the ball rolls. In the end it's up to the individual person to make an informed decision or vote and issue. There will always be those spreading deception for political or monetary gain.... Russia is our friend don't let the media fool you. Our government which has become way too powerful and overgrown is the aggressor most of the time and they constantly try to control us like sheep
Time to drain the swamp !!! Agent Orange is a lying, narcissistic mushroom weenie just like all his lackeys: Fred Flintstone- Barr and Kelli-Anne Conway , 99% of his cabinet and Psycho Steve Miller !
He never tried to really hide it. It's all in your face. It has never been a Trump test. It's the test of his "genius" base. I bet they won't blink an eye.
The only thing Colbert and many hosts talk about is trump. There are other grave events happening all around, the audience sometimes prefers to not hear about whether the press room was collecting dust or not. John oliver and the patriot act are miles ahead.
Ok. Voting red here. It disturbs me that Dems are this hypocritical. I'd rather have trump than someone who's biggest issue is how to end white supremacy.
Ariel isn't a mermaid anymore. Traded-in in those fins for legs. Melissa mermaid, now... That's my bitch. Okay yes I was just looking for an opportunity to put Melissa's name out there. Seriously check her out though. That shit is impressive.
Gerardo Medina ...? I’m pointing out the obvious that Fox News will defend anything Donald says no matter what but just a few years ago tucker had a big ol segment Obama because he got Dijon mustard on his burger
@@holdemdang Yeah but Trump will soon come up with a new theory to divert opinions from all topics that matter ! May God give us what it takes to not loose this beautiful republic
@@jarrodbenchek The media and clowns like Colbert are guilty of the real obstruction. They are the arm of the DNC that prevent us from having a functioning govt. It's all outrage and scandal. But never a payoff. They've had everyone chasing their tails for 3 years. I can only imagine Trump's next term. Hopefully it will involve the truth about Barry's DOJ.
It’s not collusion if I do it on national TV, “ I don’t do cover ups” I get away with everything I do and say like no other president before me!! Believe me 🙌🏼🤷🏼♀️😭🥴
Sadly the lying cheating criminal scumbag has gotten away with every freaking lie he has spewed from his filthy Orange orifice, and NO ONE is making him pay for his crimes
ISO Sebryl. The fake Mueller witch hunt investigation is a big fail. And then the fakes went after my paid taxes. Now the fakes are getting so desperate in all directions. But the end results will be a Trump 2020 win!+
@showlogicprod His is definitely not as rich as he claims, but I'm pretty sure he has money stacked away on someones else name or offshore accounts or where ever. All criminals around him done that, so he probably done it same. And if he has at least 1 mil hidden, he's rich in my book. Criminal, but rich.
Agreed Jim. Btw- I found another great comedian named 'Brent Terhune' who does a fantastic impersonation of a Rube who supports Trump. Brent is soooo funny! Enjoy! czcams.com/video/-p0uEE4Egj4/video.html
@mighty mouse That crack you're smoking must be good stuff. Funny how the only child molesters that have been tied to the government lately were George Nader and Elliot Broidy. You Qanon cultists make me laugh and also sick at the same time.
@@bobbyjoseph5905 are you capable of understanding the difference? 1) she is not the president 2) the Steelers dosier was paid for by the republican party 3) after the rep party gave up on it, an American firm inherited it and used steele as an agent to gather information 4) while steele is a foreigner, he did not represent a hostile or foreign agency for the purposes of gathering the information 5) upon gathering said information, steele went to the FBI with it. I dont agree with the practice, but calling out what Hillary did is a dishonest misdirection. It doesnt make what trump did acceptable just because she also did something shady.
"I did not collude. But I have literally zero clue what collusion means but I'm def not gonna look it up so I dont actually accidentally say Im going to do it, but then I'm gonna say I would do it, describing my actions like the textbook definition of collusion and displaying to whole world how hopelessly dumb I am. And then get mad when people tell me what words mean."
@@mkjk2534 It's actually zero percent about motive. As the current president, candidate for next president and a holder of a top secret security clearance, there are Federal laws that DO prevent Donald Trump from just listening to information. Motive doesn't matter, laws apply to him that don't to us that he agreed to abide by when he ran and became the president. That is a hard and true fact of his position. YOU can't get in trouble for just listening to someone, HE can.
@@couragekarnga8735 cuz Trumpf is a RACIST bigot, remember he thinks white people should migrate here instead of people of color from " shithole COUNTRIES"! Remember? Yeah, he said that!
"Trump: If Norway called... Norway:We have nothing to say to you goodbye. " Nahh….we would probably say - What do you want ??? Dirt on who ???? Why ???? Do you want them washed ??
@Jelly Belly I know, I'll be whining "Why didn't anybody BELIEVE me when I said Trump will beat Tulsi Gabbard in a freestyle rap battle and then become POTUS for a second term?"
Oh I love all the books from long ago talking about Orwellian Speech , Fahrenheit 451 , Stranger in a Strange Land , Cloud Atlas , The Hunger Games , The Magic Compass , A Clockwork Orange , and the newest addition \ V / .
I remember when Trump became president, one of my pro-Trump friends was bragging that Trump was going to save us a fortune by not ordering a new Air Force 1.
@@kimberlyrobinson3992 It's all good. I know he doesn't speak for most of you. Based on the popular vote and approval ratings, he has never spoken for the majority of you :)
@@alexanderchristopher6237 Because Norway is outside of the EU, relatively unknown by his fans and extremely rich for reasons in part unrelated to the Nordic economic model. He couldn't go with Denmark because Denmark is in the EU and doesn't have an external factor to explain it's wealth. If you say Denmark you have to admit that the country with the worlds highest taxes an no real resources to speak of is doing great. If you say Sweden his supporters will have a hissy fit because the alt-right likes to imagine it as a dystopia because of progressive policies on gender relations and migration. Bringing Sweden up might also put a dent in that delusion. He occasionally does use Finland instead, but Finland is in the Euro zone. Using them as a possible example would validate the Euro. He can't really use Germany because he has an adversarial relationship with their leadership. They're also a key member of the EU and the Euro. He can't use The Netherlands because they're also an original core EU member and Euro as well as having a progressive reputation. He probably would use Austria if he and his base knew about Austria as they're a less central EU and Euro member as well as more conservative. I think the reason he doesn't is that the name is close to Australia's and that would confuse him and his base. I'm not sure why he doesn't use Switzerland, maybe because of their more radical democratic system. Neither he nor his followers seem to be that keen on democracy. All other possible examples have some kind of economic issue that make them a bad ideal or simply do not fit the ethnic image of white supremacy. So the reason for "Why Norway?" is: Because it's a Germanic nation, oil is a major factor in their wealth, not just socialism and they're not an EU member."
He's a pathological liar with NPD - and possibly dementia. He is unfamiliar with truth. In Canada, he might even be NCRMD - not competent to stand trial by reason of mental disorder. Or in lay terms, the insanity defence.
I remember renting a car of whale sounds when I was 16 and spent my non-school or work off time playing around in the city library. Definitely kept it in my car, never returned it or the Neil Diamond.And that was, well 15 years ago. Nice flashback 😂
"There aren't enough agents in the FBI to investigate, I blame the person who's increasing FBI agent turnover so much. Oh wait, that is... also me, isn't it?"
The job is not done until the paperwork is shown to explain all the actions taken by the investigation and what was found. Just trying to file the report and duck out before anyone can check up on it, is not kosher.
As a Russian political emigrant, I've been looking with horror at the US becoming more and more like Russia over the past few years. It's such a disaster.
Is it just me or was that Trump saying he’s seen things he thought were criminal acts but didn’t call the FBI? The blatant of his corruption is almost laughable if he weren’t still being defended by some people!
@@cookiemon87 How does anyone know what Trump has done? The bought & paid for teleprompter reading mouth pieces don't report the news. They only report what they want us to believe. When was the last time one of these mouth pieces ever actually questioned anything anyone says? How about NEVER! I thought journalism was about asking questions & getting both points of view regarding the narrative. Nope! There's one point of view & that's whatever they're telling us it is. Wake up folks we only know what they want us to know. The actual news & what really is happening in this country & around the world, is not being reported on MSM. You want the news your going to have to research for yourself in order to get it. Or you can keep believing what they want you to believe. I fact check everything & so should you. ✌
Wait for it....wait for it. Eventually all of Trump's stable genius moves will make sense. All of these seemingly idiotic remarks and moves will all make sense...at some point.
Nothing better at the end of a workday than watching Stephen Colbert making fun of the orange criminal in chief. But I was hoping he would say Congratulations to Jon Stewart on getting congress to unanimously pass the 911 1st responders care to permanently fund it
Only the House Judiciary Committee passed the Victim Compensation Fund to go to a full House vote where it will pass with a Democratic majority. It may not even be brought up by evil McTurtle Mitch in the Senate. 🚧
And yet he reports news just in a comical way its called satire. Jimmy Fallon said congrats to Jon and the 1st responders because its taken 18 years to get it this far it would be something almost as good as Trump getting impeached. Almost, because if and when it happens I'm having a party
I read this comment before I’d seen the whole clip and I actually paused and tried to imagine one thing Colbert and Kilmeade might agree upon. I could not do it.
"Since when is breaking the law a crime?"--the moral paradox that has characterized this crime family and most other evil families in history. Remember the Borgias?
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean-neither more nor less." "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master-that's all."
Normally I would give praises to the writers for making the monologue funny. Today Trump literally wrote all the jokes himself.
Today "more then other days" is what you meant, right?
@@HelgaCavoli Absofrigginlutely!
Dee Cohen, doesn’t know how to tell the truth, either.
”You know what they say about a president with a big wingspan - tiny cockpit” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
BI K hmmmmmmmm
This one killed me hahahaha
Dead ☠☠☠☠
BI K you know size doesn't matter even a microscopic cockpit could hold all Drumph's tiny bits like his brain and hands...lol
I love it, it works on 2 levels (tiny c**k or tiny brain)
The Prince of Whales always conducts himself with a sense of porpoise.
WELL done.
Good one!
ughhh... fine... i'll upvote this...
It is just a British thing and proud of it!
"I also met with the Queen of Dolphins, the Earl of Swordfish and the Duke of Minnows. "
We are soooo stupid ! 2 years of investigations. We should ask him directly 🤦♂️
Remember when Trump was "happy to testify"? And then never did. "Most transparent president ever!"...
@@Dee7208 his laywer didnt let him,He knew his client lol
I guess we know why his lawyers didn't want him to testify under oath.
aha aha aha ! nice punch line aha aha aha
@@o76923 And then they quit and got the F out of there.
"I've never called the FBI in my whole life" Not surprising, unless you were calling to confess.
Perhaps that's true but many have called the FBI on trump.
See, I would have expected pre-prez Trump to have a relationship with the FBI much like Jack Nicholson's character in _The Departed_ did...
Right before that he said, "I've seen a lot of things in my life" wonder what other crimes he's witnessed.
chef Nelson I wonder how many crimes he’s COMMITTED??!🤔😕
Mueller: "It happened, but we couldn't establish intent"
(5 seconds later)
Trump: "Yeah, if it happened, I'd want to listen to it"
That's why Trump's lawyers insisted Trump's answers to Mueller's questions be submitted in writing. The "Idiot in Chief" can't keep his mouth shut.
ORANGE MAN BAD
Raoul Fleckman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treason_laws_in_the_United_States#Federal
I know asking "Why do you lie?" would be like asking "Why does _c_ represent the speed of light in a vacuum?", but I just have to ask, why are you so bad at lying? Your lies are so easy to disprove, it took me all of 10 seconds to find the appropriate link. Had I not already had Wikipedia open in another window, I dare say it would've taken me a scoach longer. You're not even bothering with plausibility in your denials of solid fact. At least Majikthise and Vroomfondel had the benefit of actually being funny.
zoomskiller and that’s all you sheep yell when you get triggered...you say WE’RE the npc’s when you guys don’t even believe any other news channel but faux, or any other publication but the ones that your dear leader picks and chooses
“I’ve seen a lot of things in my life, I don’t think I’ve ever called the FBI.” Um, sounds like he’s saying he’s seen a ton of crimes but never bothered to report anything.
Yep. Also his comparison of his life before and during presidency is disingenuous- the expectation that a president will contact the FBI is higher than a regular citizen because a president is more likely to deal with issues of national security. He is such a dishonest worm.
He is talking about his whole life
bananaempijama Uh, yeah. And it sounds just as I said.
A prime example of someone he should have called the FBI on is Jeffery Epstein.
Meg DiPaolo thank you! That’s what I thought when he said it. Turns out though, he DID call the FBI once. He wanted them to get rid of his competition in Atlantic City. The mob. How sad they didn’t know about it at the time. We could have avoided all this!
He was sooo mad the 'Prince of Whales' didn't introduce him to Aquaman.
Well, at Least Whales is not a socialist Scandinavian country like Narwhal...
@@jimmythebold589 All Americans are socialists. The only difference is which government programs you like.
@@jimmythebold589, why does Norway have a higher standard of living than the United States. Better education, better health care...? Yes it's expensive and taxes are high but at least said taxes don't go to the PM perpetually playing golf.
@@jimmythebold589
It's Wales sir. That's a place in the UK.
Whales are large sea going mammals.
Trump doesn't really want to meet someone who cares about the environment. He'd probably prefer to meet Ocean Master; they both want to be dictators.
Watching from Australia ROTFLMAO plankton tariffs the whole skit was BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also watching from Australia and yes just too funny. I thought our political system was the biggest joke but nup Trump wins hands down. 😅😅😅😅 a comedians dream. Love Stephens videos
langa 22
Our "checks and balances" were always a nice illusion, but nothing more than that. The fact that the electoral college exists takes the power from the people.
@@AmbyJeans although we do love to have a laugh we also know that this situation is very serious, and hope that he gets voted out. Although I don't think he will leave peacefully. The fact that here we all have to vote by law maybe a good thing but we have a system that works on preferences so it too takes the power away from the people because the government makes the decision to whom they will align with. No wonder that around the world so many are so disillusioned with their governments too much power.
@@AmbyJeans The claim of the electoral college is just an excuse. The US got the president that the people wanted. The problem exists with the electorate and having direct election of executive power. The current system works on the assumption of an infinitely knowledgeable electorate, perfect communication, and ideal judgement, when, in reality, the electorate knows almost nothing about what a president does, and doesn't have the time or inclination to determine reality from fiction. In particular the US has a culture of promoting delusional beliefs and accepting ignorant opinions as being as valid as wise ones. It wasn't the electoral college that gave the US Trump, it was the US.
“..The Prince of WHALES 🐳!!”...OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying 😂😂😂
How America?! How???? 🤦♂️🤦🏻♀️
I'll tell you how. The average voter is a lot stupider than we ever imagined.
Because some loudmouth asshole has his own TV show, American voters will believe any lie he tells them.
Just remember less than half the population voted for him.... Our political system is gerrymandered as fuck...
Jake Mauer Yes, but there were many illegal voters
@@mkjk2534 ~ There were many misled and brainwashed voters, but who voted illegally? That sounds like another Trump lie (just one of the more than ten thousand lies he's told).
www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/
projects.thestar.com/donald-trump-fact-check/
www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html
www.nrdc.org/trump-lies
www.needtoimpeach.com/impeachable-offenses/
Bribery, greed, power and a down right lair and scumbag.
"I never called the FBI, not even when I fired the Director of the FBI... he heard from CNN" 🤣😂🤣😂
That was the best line, period 😂.
@mighty mouse You are right. Criminals do not call law enforcement, that would be silly.
Colbert and his writers killed it! " ken doll with even smoother genitals!" That is golden!
...how many writers from Colbert's crew do you think it takes to write a joke?
lol was thinking the same 😁
@@tylerdurden4392 If the jokes are good, who cares?
@@Discrimination_is_not_a_right I can make a joke by myself--songs, too.
was about to comment just on this!
"I never called the FBI...Russia if you're listening..."
Was encouraging to see the Fox guy finally take a stand against Trump.
unfortunately for america, trump already knows that when you take foreign help you end up owing them favors. putin has taught him that.
@Kono Dutch Please!!! Anyone! Pleeeeeease!!!
The President of the United States never called the FBI. Am I the only person who thinks that something is just wrong about that statement? No...of course not. He's always calling Fox & Friends.
Kono Dutch
BOOM!! YOU ARE NOW PRESIDENT...GO KICK THE ORANGE ONE OUT OF YOUR OFFICE!!🏃🤼💪👈 😀😀
Crooks never call the FBI
Who is more crooked crooks or the fbi.
Crooked trump
Brighton Babe using that logic, i must be a crook. Seeing as I’m not, your logic is flawed.
45 has called the FBI. Back in his Atlantic City days.
Beeg Wan I can see that you never took a Logic course in college. No one claimed that everyone who has never called the FBI are all crooks. They said that crooks never call the FBI. Please tell us that you understand the difference. Oh, never mind. I think I understand you now. You must be a Trumptard.
No no no no...Finland is not calling.. We are busy raking our forests.
Must be a daily job!
@@amandabell6356 It's such hard work we hardly have time for anything else. Sometimes we have a vodka shot and a sauna and a quick dip in the lake..but, after that, it's right back to raking.
hahaha good one!!
I just died! 😂
...or Troll hunting ;-)
HUGE props to Jon Batiste for the MJ/Free Willy noodling around 6:05. Amazing deep cut.
Thank you for noticing:)
Rick Santorum, no one has *EVER* accused you of "thinking".
And that lying, smirking, smiling face!
And YET, his followers will continue to defend him.
And YET the opposition still won't impeach or... make him face to anything, really. That's fast becoming the more frustrating of the two.
What did he do wrong??? Politicians get dirt from opponents from any source. That's always been that way. Also countries are always trying to influence each other countries elections. Isreal constantly influences our elections. In the 2016 election, Ukraine and England governments provided a ton of dirt on the Trump campaign while Russia and Israel supported the Trump campaign. There's nothing illegal or bad about that. It happens all the time. People are only bitching now because they don't like Trump personally and because there's lots of political forces with financial interests that want to keep Russia as our enemy even though they aren't.
@Edgar Allen Poe Russia is our friend. We are just constantly fed by the media the idea that they are our enemy and aggressive to justify huge military complex budgets....also the government needs a buggyman to use it as fear to better control the population. Also the media is constantly dividing the population.... lastly we say Russia is the agressor yet we are the ones that have armored units stationed in their borders we have anti ballistic systems on their borders and we overthrew the government of their neighbor in 2014. So who is the aggressor? Imagine if Russia did that to us in Mexico?
@@cookiemon87 Russia is so good a friend to the USA that they influenced the 2016 election.😂😂😂
@@GeoffreyMureithi I think you like the media is severely exaggerating the word "influenced". At the end no votes were changed. People voted how they wanted. Foreign governments and private interest groups are always funding different projects to influence people's opinions and votes. That's is how the ball rolls. In the end it's up to the individual person to make an informed decision or vote and issue. There will always be those spreading deception for political or monetary gain.... Russia is our friend don't let the media fool you. Our government which has become way too powerful and overgrown is the aggressor most of the time and they constantly try to control us like sheep
"Whales pose no threat to us. I have spoken to their Prince, who came up to dry land to tell us how much he loves me."
Rick Santorum - worthless.
Stephen Colbert - priceless.
Time to drain the swamp !!! Agent Orange is a lying, narcissistic mushroom weenie just like all his lackeys: Fred Flintstone- Barr and Kelli-Anne Conway , 99% of his cabinet and Psycho Steve Miller !
Giovanni Vella wow such news many enlightenment
oh god that -sshole is still around, we in the netherlands do not fancy him.
czcams.com/video/0V4U0dOax3Y/video.html
@@giovannivella5528 I know Fred Flintstone is the more recognizable reference for Barr but I believe Droopy Dog is more spot on.
Rick Scrotum is pretty worthless.
Daaammmnnn...that entire monologue was brutal and nonstop hilarious!!!!!! Well done #LSSC!!!🤣
You have seriously low standards...
@Amat3rasuMLP1550 For saying it wasn't brutal? That would mean I have thick skin, silly.
The stable genius strike again... "Prince of Whales 🐳" 😅😅😅
He never tried to really hide it. It's all in your face. It has never been a Trump test. It's the test of his "genius" base. I bet they won't blink an eye.
We're gonna need some Crustacean on that source~
And Queen of England
He did recently watch that documentary on Aquaman.
😂😂😂
I think this confirms that the people who say he is an idiot are right. He didn't seem to realize he was admitting to collusion.
“Since when is breaking the law a crime?” Stephen is a savage!😉🤣
Paula Keller I agree with all your comments!🙌🏽🌹
That was amazing! This deserves an emmy for news/comedy.
@larry brown Nah, you're just a grumpy boomer.
The only thing Colbert and many hosts talk about is trump. There are other grave events happening all around, the audience sometimes prefers to not hear about whether the press room was collecting dust or not.
John oliver and the patriot act are miles ahead.
@larry brown [Translated from Boomer to English] "oh hi wanna be conservatarded with me?"
"And you know what they say about a president with a big wing span - tiny cockpit." Savage!^^
And a huge rear😂😂😂
Nancy Pelosi once said Trump makes a case for his impeachment every day
And she was obviously being hyperbolic.
And yet she STILL does nothing.
she's not fucking wrong. jesus tapdancing christ somebody eject this orange stain from my reality.
@@chrismueller8861 they want trump in jail. Not just impeached. Their investigations will do that. Putting a president in prison is pretty ballsy.
@@rezavoirdawg yea. riiight. let me know when you come back to reality 🤷🏽♂️
I... I can't with this guy... Everyone get out and vote
..... Please!!!!
Kevin Santich Vote Blue!
Amen! We all have to vote to save this country.
Ok. Voting red here. It disturbs me that Dems are this hypocritical. I'd rather have trump than someone who's biggest issue is how to end white supremacy.
@@only2genders02 who are you referring to?
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho !!!
"I met the Prince of Whales, I met the King of Dolphins, I met Ariel the Little Mermaid, I met Aquaman..."
What a dope.
I met Namor...
The Sprawl 😂😂😂
@@chrishickey7502 right...
Ariel isn't a mermaid anymore. Traded-in in those fins for legs.
Melissa mermaid, now... That's my bitch.
Okay yes I was just looking for an opportunity to put Melissa's name out there. Seriously check her out though. That shit is impressive.
Was he anything like the Prince of Tides?
Stephen was on fire!!! Laughed with tears 😂😂😂
Fire...yes. SC will turn your tears to real fire. Hell, is very hot. Truth is your only balm.
Agreed! His monologues are always good, but this one was the best in a long while!
Liberals seem to shed lots of tears.
@@tylerdurden4392 Colbert does a great Whale impersonation and you do a fantastic impression of a jacka$$.
@@mikebronicki6978 YOU'RE the donkey party!
Imagine what Fox News would be saying if obama publicly said he’d accept foreign interference in an election
They'd have a damn aneurysm. Probably petition their viewers to march on the White House with guns for all we know.
is saying what is saying obama accepted foreign interference from russia to help hillary haaaaaaaaaaa you guys fail
Gerardo Medina ...? I’m pointing out the obvious that Fox News will defend anything Donald says no matter what but just a few years ago tucker had a big ol segment Obama because he got Dijon mustard on his burger
Imagine what Congress would say...
Screw Fox!
They'd be out there on national tv talkin bout "wheres the rope" that's what they'd be doin. Real Talk
Now we know why his attorneys wont allow him to sit down with Muller
I laughed ! :)
You realize spygate was BS and it's over right. 🤣
That's a fact, collusion!!
@@holdemdang Yeah but Trump will soon come up with a new theory to divert opinions from all topics that matter ! May God give us what it takes to not loose this beautiful republic
@@jarrodbenchek The media and clowns like Colbert are guilty of the real obstruction. They are the arm of the DNC that prevent us from having a functioning govt. It's all outrage and scandal. But never a payoff. They've had everyone chasing their tails for 3 years. I can only imagine Trump's next term. Hopefully it will involve the truth about Barry's DOJ.
"The Prince of Whales".
That's it. I'm dead.
NewhamMatt I’ve been dead lol
No, you just wish you were.
@@profribasmat217 - oh now, that deserves a baddum tissch! 🥁
@@profribasmat217 - stop it! You're krilling me! 😆
Time to abandon ship
Jesus Christ. The lengths these Trump fanatics will go to in his defense is mind numbing..
Trump himself said if he shot someone on 5th Avenue he wouldn’t lose any support. It’s one of the only true statements he’s ever made.
Since when is breaking the law a crime? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Perfectly sums up Trump
It’s not collusion if I do it on national TV, “ I don’t do cover ups” I get away with everything I do and say like no other president before me!! Believe me 🙌🏼🤷🏼♀️😭🥴
The worst part about all of this is that if no one goes after him for this, it means all future presidents are free to do this as well.
Sadly the lying cheating criminal scumbag has gotten away with every freaking lie he has spewed from his filthy Orange orifice, and NO ONE is making him pay for his crimes
@@ohnosmoarlulcatz if no one does anything,this may be the only president we will have. 😵
ISO Sebryl. The fake Mueller witch hunt investigation is a big fail. And then the fakes went after my paid taxes. Now the fakes are getting so desperate in all directions. But the end results will be a Trump 2020 win!+
Trump: It's not interference. What a dumb f***.
I love that Donnie specifies the queen of England is from the U.K.
Maggie E he probably just learned that himself
Trump : In my whole life I didn't call FBI.
Translation : Criminals don't call FBI.
Crime doesn't pay, and Neither does Trump.
@@michaelpreston233 Crime does pay, otherwise Trump wouldn't be rich.
Trump's billions in debt to putin.
@showlogicprod His is definitely not as rich as he claims, but I'm pretty sure he has money stacked away on someones else name or offshore accounts or where ever. All criminals around him done that, so he probably done it same. And if he has at least 1 mil hidden, he's rich in my book. Criminal, but rich.
Hey, snitches get stitches in his hood!
Thank you Stephen and John and the writers, y'all have helped me keep my sanity so much during this dark, dark time in our nations history.
Agreed Jim. Btw- I found another great comedian named 'Brent Terhune' who does a fantastic impersonation of a Rube who supports Trump. Brent is soooo funny! Enjoy! czcams.com/video/-p0uEE4Egj4/video.html
Yes, so true!
He keeps me laughing, and if I didn't laugh, I'd never stop crying. All hail the King, Colbert!!!
2:30 The Robert Mueller joke is spot on 👌
Shit honey, got 2 more years of turning over stones, filling out indictments. Send a pizza to my office. Love ya!
It's still #MuellerTime
"Since when is breaking the law a crime?" this Administration's mantra . . .
Never when you are wealthy in America.
Bookish Nymph85 ROTFLMAO 😂
@mighty mouse That crack you're smoking must be good stuff. Funny how the only child molesters that have been tied to the government lately were George Nader and Elliot Broidy. You Qanon cultists make me laugh and also sick at the same time.
should hillary be charged for paying for the steele dossier? you capable of not being a hypocrit?
@@bobbyjoseph5905 are you capable of understanding the difference?
1) she is not the president
2) the Steelers dosier was paid for by the republican party
3) after the rep party gave up on it, an American firm inherited it and used steele as an agent to gather information
4) while steele is a foreigner, he did not represent a hostile or foreign agency for the purposes of gathering the information
5) upon gathering said information, steele went to the FBI with it.
I dont agree with the practice, but calling out what Hillary did is a dishonest misdirection. It doesnt make what trump did acceptable just because she also did something shady.
"I did not collude. But I have literally zero clue what collusion means but I'm def not gonna look it up so I dont actually accidentally say Im going to do it, but then I'm gonna say I would do it, describing my actions like the textbook definition of collusion and displaying to whole world how hopelessly dumb I am. And then get mad when people tell me what words mean."
Yep. Sums it up
CarolinerITM Listening to people talk to you is not a crime.
@@mkjk2534 It's the motive that makes it a crime. But I guess you have no problem with foreign countries having influence on who runs your country.
@@mkjk2534 Well that's a pretty general statement with a ton of exceptions.
@@mkjk2534 It's actually zero percent about motive. As the current president, candidate for next president and a holder of a top secret security clearance, there are Federal laws that DO prevent Donald Trump from just listening to information. Motive doesn't matter, laws apply to him that don't to us that he agreed to abide by when he ran and became the president. That is a hard and true fact of his position. YOU can't get in trouble for just listening to someone, HE can.
Trump: If Norway called...
Norway: We have nothing to say to you, goodbye.
Why the hell is he so obsessed with Norway?
Not as much as Russia@@couragekarnga8735
@@couragekarnga8735 cuz Trumpf is a RACIST bigot, remember he thinks white people should migrate here instead of people of color from " shithole COUNTRIES"! Remember? Yeah, he said that!
@@couragekarnga8735 Maybe he is trying to cozy up to Norway because he doesn't have property there yet.. that'd be my guess.
"Trump: If Norway called...
Norway:We have nothing to say to you goodbye. " Nahh….we would probably say - What do you want ??? Dirt on who ???? Why ???? Do you want them washed ??
🤣 Colbert is on fire! 🔥 The humpback Rosetta Stone had me near tears. So grateful for his monologues, pushing back against the madness
I hyperventilated!.... Not hyperbolic at all!
tabularasa
The Humpback Rosetta Stone joke was priceless 🤣🤣🤣.
I would never call the FBI on myself silly!
Clarissa L yes he did before he opened up his casino lol. He too old to remember haha.
Clarissa L: Oh, that was priceless! LLLLLOL! Great one!
Seeing the headlines over the last 24 hours, you just knew tonight's monologue was going to be a good one.
And he saved the best till last 👍
George used to work and talk to a real president in that chair in the '90s; how mind-boggling that interview must have been.
I know more about American politics than my own country just because of this guy
My condolences, friend. 😢
"The Prince of Whales", oh my God I was crying I was laughing so hard!
And the forever question will be "Did he first type 'Wales' and then go back and "correct" it to Whales?"
Whale song got me
@@dday9433 - Stephen's whole whale impression was freak'n hilarious!
Stephen was on fire tonight. I'm crying.
You think you're crying now? Wait until 2020 :D
@Jelly Belly I know, I'll be whining "Why didn't anybody BELIEVE me when I said Trump will beat Tulsi Gabbard in a freestyle rap battle and then become POTUS for a second term?"
"Words aren't words!"
-Rick Santorum
Oh I love all the books from long ago talking about Orwellian Speech , Fahrenheit 451 , Stranger in a Strange Land , Cloud Atlas , The Hunger Games , The Magic Compass , A Clockwork Orange , and the newest addition \ V / .
Impeach him already for God sake 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
Patience and documentation is needed that must withstand the test of time.
I remember when Trump became president, one of my pro-Trump friends was bragging that Trump was going to save us a fortune by not ordering a new Air Force 1.
Oof.
Oh, really now? This is more distraction action . . . Jackson.
You mean when he moved into the Oval Office? He likes special designations-he is our first, and hopefully last, PINO President In Name Only.
The Free Willie reference made me lose my shit! Jon Batiste is a genius who deserves WAY more credit!!!!
I doubt anyone here (Norway) is willing to help him xD
On behalf of America, I apologize to all of you. I don’t know why Trump keeps dragging you guys into his examples.
@@kimberlyrobinson3992 the question is, why Norway?
There are many places he can pick on like Canada, France, UK, Germany, etc.
@@kimberlyrobinson3992 It's all good. I know he doesn't speak for most of you. Based on the popular vote and approval ratings, he has never spoken for the majority of you :)
Well, Maybe Breivik.
@@alexanderchristopher6237 Because Norway is outside of the EU, relatively unknown by his fans and extremely rich for reasons in part unrelated to the Nordic economic model.
He couldn't go with Denmark because Denmark is in the EU and doesn't have an external factor to explain it's wealth. If you say Denmark you have to admit that the country with the worlds highest taxes an no real resources to speak of is doing great.
If you say Sweden his supporters will have a hissy fit because the alt-right likes to imagine it as a dystopia because of progressive policies on gender relations and migration. Bringing Sweden up might also put a dent in that delusion.
He occasionally does use Finland instead, but Finland is in the Euro zone. Using them as a possible example would validate the Euro.
He can't really use Germany because he has an adversarial relationship with their leadership. They're also a key member of the EU and the Euro.
He can't use The Netherlands because they're also an original core EU member and Euro as well as having a progressive reputation.
He probably would use Austria if he and his base knew about Austria as they're a less central EU and Euro member as well as more conservative. I think the reason he doesn't is that the name is close to Australia's and that would confuse him and his base.
I'm not sure why he doesn't use Switzerland, maybe because of their more radical democratic system. Neither he nor his followers seem to be that keen on democracy.
All other possible examples have some kind of economic issue that make them a bad ideal or simply do not fit the ethnic image of white supremacy.
So the reason for "Why Norway?" is: Because it's a Germanic nation, oil is a major factor in their wealth, not just socialism and they're not an EU member."
You can't see me but I'm giving a standing ovation for that whale impression. Bravo!!
I asked Russia to hack your webcam. I see you.
ConDon Bonspur is so wrapped up in himself that he doesn't even notice his own stupidity.
@S nailed it.
No wonder his guardian lawyers protecting him from testify under oath! Lol 🤣
Hmm astute observation. I agree, orange man bad
@C C your guy said he would commit treason... then said he met with sea mammals.
He's a pathological liar with NPD - and possibly dementia. He is unfamiliar with truth. In Canada, he might even be NCRMD - not competent to stand trial by reason of mental disorder. Or in lay terms, the insanity defence.
Sam South they were probably more scared of him telling the truth by accident!
“You’re”, not “your”. Just an observation.
Underlying Individual #1's misspelling of the word Wales is the fact that he has no clue that Wales is a part of the UK.
just imagine Stephen sitting infront of a laptop and practicing whale sounds for 20 minutes 🤣
nonameprofil He doesn’t have to he’s the prince of whales.
I remember renting a car of whale sounds when I was 16 and spent my non-school or work off time playing around in the city library. Definitely kept it in my car, never returned it or the Neil Diamond.And that was, well 15 years ago. Nice flashback 😂
"The Prince of WHALES 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💯💯💯💯
Me too! Only in America, roflmao
I hope to see a photograph of Prince Charles wearing a lapel pin of a whale someday soon.
I think he whale!!!! 💜💗💯
Trump probably thinks Prince Charles is Aquaman's boss.
😂😂😂😂
"There aren't enough agents in the FBI to investigate, I blame the person who's increasing FBI agent turnover so much. Oh wait, that is... also me, isn't it?"
Pelosi. We ask again of you.
WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED TO IMPEACH THIS GUY?!
A strong response to the Republican name calling and documentation that must withstand the test of historical time.
She wants him in jail, not impeached.
She's 80ish. She has no energy left. She shouldn't be the speaker. (Disclaimer: I'm a progressive, not a troll.)
The democratic party is truly and thoroughly disgusting. They are a bunch of spineless wimps who only know how to give speeches.
@@Omatmani and they're not very good at that
Never called the FBI. They had to hear it from CNN 😆🤣😂
It’s killing me😂😂
Cathyblj ......😂😂🤣😂🤣
Mueller: "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
The job is not done until the paperwork is shown to explain all the actions taken by the investigation and what was found. Just trying to file the report and duck out before anyone can check up on it, is not kosher.
I reckon there is enough evidence of obstruction and collusion for another Mueller Report.
I woud just go into a deep depression if i was Muller, to think all he had to do was walk into the oval office and ask Trump "Didi you do it?"
A big wingspan.... small cockpit! My favorite line of the night!
Well, why wouldn’t he allow foreign interference? He got away with it the first time.
George should work for the FBI he's a first class interagator.
A what?
@Hingle McCringleberry your lack of intelligence is showing. I think you might want to hide it- you are exposing yourself.
We knew what you meant, and you're right! He tells on himself because he's *that ignorant.* 👍
@@cathyholland2744 prince of whales.....intelligence is a thing of the past.....maga
I weep for the United States.
Some of them tear are laughter.... but i still weep
Ty can you send in the cavalry?
The Black , I totally understand how you feel!!
As a Russian political emigrant, I've been looking with horror at the US becoming more and more like Russia over the past few years. It's such a disaster.
It's okay, we get it. Well, the sane among us do.
So true so sad...
Big wingspan.... Tiny cockpit 😂 ! Lmao that's gotta be the flyest joke of all times.
you know what they say about the President with the larger wing span?
Tiny cockpit.
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oh my gahdamn!!!
*clutches pearls*
I can’t with Colbert...Muller tell his wife I’ll be back in 2 years😂😂🤣💩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩
SAD PART IS ... Y'ALL KNOW HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!!!! 🤔👀
Sadder part is that all his supporters will do all kinds of mental gymnastics to find nothing wrong with he said and what it means.
Stephen Colbert, you make my heart whole 🥰
'You know what they say about a President with a big wingspan. A tiny cockpit.' LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
"I met with the Prince of Whales"
Aquaman liked this.
Pretty sure Aquaman would not want to meet with him either.
Stat Opre his name is Prince Narwhal
@@Alresu Lol
Trump never called the FBI and I doubt if Al Capone did either.
Wow, what a guy!
Hapy Jac 🤣🤣🤣👌
Is it just me or was that Trump saying he’s seen things he thought were criminal acts but didn’t call the FBI? The blatant of his corruption is almost laughable if he weren’t still being defended by some people!
Wow, indeed.
Well, hopefully he'll go down like his best friend Al.
I never called the FBI but I have Russia on speed dial.
A sociopath, narcissist are very honest in their own schemes. This interview is so plain faced.
Your whale impression caused my cat much confusion 😂😂😂
It’s okay kitty! My dog was a tad confused too!
Stacey Smith Perhaps your cat might have been more attuned to the sound of 'Tuna' :)
The Prince of Whales...I think Trump met Jason Momoa and just got really confused.
I was thinking maybe he watched the Moana movie....
Really, Mr President? Geez.
That’s a scary ass pumpkin
The Prince of Fails.
Moving on...😉
Stephanopoulos: Would you accept foreign aid to help win an election?
drumpf: I love it, especially in the summer
Hey Trump voters... remember that “master negotiator “, that savvy three-level chess-playing super genius you voted for?
Oops.
There is no trump voters here ever.
What you talking about??? He is doing a great job
@@cookiemon87 ur an idiot!
@@cookiemon87 How does anyone know what Trump has done?
The bought & paid for teleprompter reading mouth pieces don't report the news.
They only report what they want us to believe.
When was the last time one of these mouth pieces ever actually questioned anything anyone says?
How about NEVER!
I thought journalism was about asking questions & getting both points of view regarding the narrative.
Nope! There's one point of view & that's whatever they're telling us it is.
Wake up folks we only know what they want us to know.
The actual news & what really is happening in this country & around the world, is not being reported on MSM.
You want the news your going to have to research for yourself in order to get it.
Or you can keep believing what they want you to believe.
I fact check everything & so should you. ✌
Wait for it....wait for it. Eventually all of Trump's stable genius moves will make sense. All of these seemingly idiotic remarks and moves will all make sense...at some point.
Nothing better at the end of a workday than watching Stephen Colbert making fun of the orange criminal in chief. But I was hoping he would say Congratulations to Jon Stewart on getting congress to unanimously pass the 911 1st responders care to permanently fund it
This a comedy show not news
Only the House Judiciary Committee passed the Victim Compensation Fund to go to a full House vote where it will pass with a Democratic majority. It may not even be brought up by evil McTurtle Mitch in the Senate. 🚧
And yet he reports news just in a comical way its called satire. Jimmy Fallon said congrats to Jon and the 1st responders because its taken 18 years to get it this far it would be something almost as good as Trump getting impeached. Almost, because if and when it happens I'm having a party
Hi, I'm Beluga, the Prince of Whales.
Hello 👋
I wrote 2 years ago that i would never take the help of a foreign gov to ''destroy'' a fellow US citizen even if we disagree politically
Rick Santorum AND Mitt Romney, the Ken dolls. Pull string on their back.🎶
"Rick Santorum and Ken doll w smoother genitals." 😂😂😂😂
"No-ball Santorum".. Googling...
"I think you do both"
Of course he wants his cake and to eat it too... look at him.
Have his cake and eat it too...sounds like brexit 🤣🤣
Oh man, I was waiting for his monologue on trumps tweets, Stephen never disappoints.
You're absolutely wonderful. YOU ARE THE BEST . You're getting us thru some of the worst politics ever. Thanks.
It is really good to know that the Queen of England is from the UK....
HanneJust I’m sure plenty of Trump voters don’t know that 😂
Her title is not the "Queen of England (UK)". It's like calling him the "President of Alaska (USA)".
It's also nice to know that water is wet.
"Queen of England" ? Nobody has said that since the 1700s.
Courage Karnga ohhh my, is water wet!!! I Will have to Think about that for at while.... 😉
YOU MADE ME AGREE WITH BRIAN KILMEAD.. IT BURNS!
I read this comment before I’d seen the whole clip and I actually paused and tried to imagine one thing Colbert and Kilmeade might agree upon. I could not do it.
The best whale impression on late night TV ever! 😀 LMFAO
It's a shame Ellen hasn't been speaking whale since her show premiered right after Finding Nemo
GOOD GOD i can't even.... I just.... wowww there is NO words that could EVER explain... not even in WHALE!!!!
"The Prince of"... The hell'd he go? Sea world?!?
Oh my God no kidding I literally laughed out loud at this one!
"Since when is breaking the law a crime?"--the moral paradox that has characterized this crime family and most other evil families in history. Remember the Borgias?
Gave us the best Jesus :D
Goes right up there with "the truth is not the truth," "facts vs alternative facts," and "don't trust your eyes and ears, only trust me."
@@Asher_Tye All this advice and STILL you don't listen...
@@tylerdurden4392 because it's the same advice given out by hucksters and scam artists trying to sell you something you neither need or want.
_Remember the Borgias?_
I'm old, but I'm not _that_ old. :)
Gotta love John playing a song from Free Willy.
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean-neither more nor less." "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master-that's all."