These Democrats Beat Trump According To Polls
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- Joe Biden isn't the only Democrat polling ahead of Donald Trump in 2020 general election polls. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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"The democrats are so angry. Have you ever seen a people so angry"
All coming from a psycho that whips up his fan base into a rabid, slobbering lather all the time!
i am a Trump supporter,screw you
david mayo and you just proved her point.
@@davidmayo3185 guess you haven't been "screwed enough" yet! The average person has! We didn't get a tax cut, if our wages went up 2$ everything we now need to purchase went up 2$ so now we're spending 100$ more a month for good we need not extras...can't afford a new car or house & in the large cities (were most live for work) can't afford the rent! So go ahead & support your want-a-be dictator, most of us have had enough of the " cheater in Chief"!!!!
@@genghiskhan9269 Lmao
quantum jumper didn’t Q mess with Picard?
The way Biden keeps referring to Obama reminds me of the way Rudy Guliani brings up 9/11 every other minute. It's not flattering.
imayb1 - You need to reprogram your thinking. Comparing Biden to Fooliani is like comparing a mosquito bite to skin cancer.
@@klmhookedmoore5847 yeah biden is the cancer he is down right CRINGE DESPERATE. He keeps dropping in the polls just like expected. we dont need an out of touch republican lite we need a Progressive with a solid history. #BERNIE2020
We the people loved Obama, he's just reminding us of how a great president behaves
& Biden was part of that history
"...a noun, a verb, and 9/11"
I agree with you, imayb1.
"Nobody is also who likes you"
And that, kids, is reciprocity.
💯
you mean recipecity?
@@diogocaeiro8808 rocepricity?
well played, Sir
Gesundheit!
Trump's been campaigning since he was elected.
Davonte McPherson How come every uneducated person uses an ellipsis in the middle of a sentence without fail?
i love it when Colbert says dot dot dot dot in trumps voice.... ...
Wow he's so on top of it right? Colbert used to be really funny when he was on "Strangers With Candy", loved his comedy, now he if boring, over rated, and his political shtick SUCKS!
Kennedy in Europe: Ich bin ein Berliner.
Reagan in Europe: Mr. Gorbachev - Tear down this wall.
Trump in Europe: I am the Greatest. I am the Greatest. I am the Greatest.
I legit lol'd!
The Sneezing Picture I said Kennedy when the best speech ever. Wait what
Trump is the greatest
@@hamishthemack10 Genuine question, the greatest what? Though I hold out hope that this was sarcasm.
@@hamishthemack10 bullshit
I will never stop requesting a "dot dot dot..." compilation!!!!
i wouldn't be surprised if it was an 1-hour video without repeating a single clip
Yes please!!!!
Well my fellow people of culture, we are in luck:
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God I hate it so much
I would definitely watch it! :)
. . .they never cried even as babies? What the hell kind of absurdity?
So they were stillborn, then?
@Seetiyan - There really are some babies that don't cry at birth. I didn't cry, but I also have a ton of health issues. Not crying is not a good sign and that just makes Trump's comment even more perplexing. He basically implied that farmers are weak and sickly.
My son didn't cry at birth and is perfectly healthy. Some babies just don't. He just stretched and went back to sleep.
@@nattie5330 most chill baby ever.. "what?.. I'm alive?.. hu.. *stretches* eeh, not impressed I'm going to sleep"
@@boredumbsleepyhead LOL! And surprisingly he's 21 and still the damn same
New born babies cry but don’t cry tears. It’s not until they’re almost 2 weeks old before tears are produced. Some babies are born & don’t make a sound until the doctor thumps their feet, inducing them to cry (yell) to clear their lungs of amniotic fluid. So I guess it’s a draw people!
"Have you ever seen people so angry?" Asks the man going on daily tantrums on and offline.
quantum jumper
When 1 month is up, will you please disappear?
@quantum jumper next month, so, on 13th of July? Or wait, was it 12th in your timeline? I'd like to put that into my calendar. So i could come back and remind you on that day to eat 💩.
@Neil Mo why does the news have to talk policies? That's the job of the Congress. They report on the president that's How it works if you haven't noticed. Trump loves the attention. He loves to feud with them. He doesn't want the "fake news" to stop. He loves it. But yeah he's the biggest baby everyone here and around the world knows that.
I seem to recall a mob of "very fine people" with torches marching in Charlottesville that seemed pretty pissed off.
@quantum jumper - ooh, watch it there, Sparky. Your tin foil hat is slipping. 🤯
I
I
I
Is all about me Donald Trump
Let's get rid of this fool
I'm with you! Sanders/Warren 2020!
@@couragekarnga8735 AOC foreva!!!
I don't want to say it, BUT...I will.
I would love for a world leader to call Trump out on the BS he spews during these conferences.
Trump: Some are saying the best speech ever made...
Duda: WTF? No one is saying that!
Not a world leader, but Paris fire and rescue services destroyed him during the Notre Dame fire.
But Duda wouldn't do that; back in Poland he and his party praise Donald Trump
Duda wouldn't do that; he and the party he's in praise Trump
Yeah but all of the other world leaders are generally adults who realize they're dealing with an unusually powerful toddler :P
this is the problem, you dont understand alot of what hes saying is sarcasm and joking to a extent. your the type of person who has a hard time smiling just like most people on this page. and people are generally happy with his speeches because hes not reading off a teleprompter most the time hes just saying what he feels. unlike the pre planned bullshit programming weve had the past over a decade
Polls also showed Hillary winning, this kind of overconfidence is what got Trump elected the first time.
FOOL! 2016? "National Registered Voter Turnout in Federal Elections" was the lowest it's been in 20 years and he lost the popular vote by just under 3 Million. 2018? "National Registered Voter Turnout in Mid-term Elections," was the HIGHEST it's been in over 100 YEARS! 8 million more Citizens of the United States of America voted for Democrates then voted for Republicans. 2016 has absolutely NOTHING to do with what will happen in 2020, 2018 does.
@@richietattersall2122 That popular vote means so much, don't it.
Trump did lose the popular vote!! But the popular vote has not nor ever will determine who the president will be! Only the electorial college has and will determine who will become president.!!
@Culilus Wait a second here Culilus and let me catch my breath because I have been laughing my ass of ever since I first read your reply. Election rigging, you did say that right? Well then seeing that YOU are accusing Trump, and the Republican party of rigging the election then Culilus the burden of truth lies squarely on YOUR shoulders to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that what you stated actually happened? Russian Collusion. So you going to use that line that Russia helped Trump win the election even though not one Democrat has brought forth one iota of proof that the Russians were involved in getting Trump elected, and once again the burden of truth lies squarely on YOUR shoulders Culilus to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that the Russians interfered in the 2016 elections so that Trump would win. I am more then willing to read your damaging evidence seeing that all of the Higher Archy of the Democratic party have FAILED miserably to do what you state is a fact. So I will wait for your damaging proof in your next reply back to me. You will also note I was able to type my reply back to you without calling you one single derogatory name. I think you used three. (1). Treasonous. (2). delusional, and (3). trash. I wait patently. PEACE!
@Culilus I'm still waiting, cat got your tounge? Come on I can't wait to hear your divine divination.
I actually look forward to Trump's tweets because it's so much fun to hear Colbert read them, especially the "dot dot dot dot" parts. Cracks me up!
ikr
Me too!
The dots are one of the best parts. Trump's misuse of a truncated structure is hilarious.
Even when they read his tweets on the news, all I can hear is Stephen's Trump impression.
Why not campaign on policy alone? The need to get 'dirt' on opponents says to me that there's nothing of real substance in a candidate.
Unbreakable logic right there.
Unfortunately about 40% of Americans *are* angry, and illogical and it's not the Democrats.
(Yes, the "angry" remark was AGAIN projection.)
Dirt helps humans are not always logical so much of elections are emotions.
@@SuperKing604 Even then, you would want your voters to emotionally connect with your proposed policies. You would want them to connect with *your* positive, strong, optimistic character.
Oh wait... Trump doesn't have any policy. Because: "I am going to fix it", is not a policy.
And he runs on fear. He's an angry, scared, pathetic little liar man.
I'd recommend Warren, then.
Ah Stephen, you are a singular bright light along a horribly dark and lonely shore 💪 dont ever stop being you sir, the only good thing to come of the mouldy mango, is that I discovered your show 😎👍
YEAH WARREN!!!!
@OriginalTharios neither Bernie nor Warren would i ever call "weak-willed" by any stretch of the imagination.
Chronicler9Prod Andrew Yang?
Americans: don't let the polls cause you to make the same mistake as in 2016.
GO VOTE.
The world is watching.
She won by 3 million votes, there is no poll that answers how the electoral college will pan out.
@@TheJester39 If you don't vote, that situation will never change. Think for a minute and vote for someone pledging to improve US democracy.
The problem in 2016 is that Hillary rigged it and nobody wanted her. Still wouldn't vote for her against Trump...
@@sylphlens4511 Too easy to put it all on Hillary. People deserving to be citizens would've voted anyway, and voted blank, to show their discontent with both candidates.
Friendly Reminder: Bernie Sanders is running for president
; )
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"if you can cure cancer, maybe do that now?" Hahaha love Stephen's monologues!
StelinaJaffee he's going to cure cancer AND reinvent the internet.
"I am Legend"
I hope he "cures" the current cancer that is affecting the White House and the country.
Didn't trump claim he had a plan to wipe out ISIS which he'd reveal once elected?
It's been almost 2 & 1/2 years and ISIS still exists.
You don't suppose trump was lying, do you?
If Trump did cure cancer Stephen would still slag him off. #tunnelvision
"Did you ever see people so angry?"
Yes, at a Trump Rally.
juan ortiz yes, they are angry and stupid. They welcome authoritarianism and the taking away of our fundamental human rights. Those people are the real enemy to democracy and America.
I didn't see angry people at the local trump rally. Stop with your lies
And those Tiki Torch guys seemed pretty angry, too.
The Truth ! If they are cheering hateful, racist, sexist and xenophobic speeches and comments, then they are angry people.
@@itsobvious5333 "Build that wall" is a pretty angry slogan if you think about it
As a non-American I beg you guys to go out there and vote....because the Trump-supporters surely will vote.
Have you seen the DNC? The country is sunk.
@@ericmanget4280 You can't compare the two though. For example, never heard somebody from the DNC pushing coal and denying climate change.
@@mjohanss1975 Mass infanticide, by the millions as one in four women have an abortion by 40, and free speech laws being curtailed to placate the "potentially infinite" number of imagined genders, completely ignoring the disenfranchised lower class in the middle of the country struggling to find meaningful employment as automation steals their jobs are also examples of harm and delusion. Furthermore the DNC is split between grass roots candidates like Bernie and Andrew Yang who discuss real issues, have life experience (Doctor/Entrepreneur), and have created well thought out plans to address the problems that they are campaigning on (health/education/economics) and puppet candidates like AOC who won an audition hosted by the New Democrats because she fit a racial profile, who fearfully stays on script, has no life experience (worked as a waitress), didn't take part in the formation of her untenable "green new deal" that was drafted by her staff over the weekend while she was out of the office, and who focuses on identity politics because she has no substance and wants to garner support through divisive social justice policies. Unfortunately the liberal media / DNC are more afraid of backlash from the supporters of the latter rather than the former and will bury the next Bernie candidate in favour of the next Hillary. The DNC is sunk.
@@mjohanss1975 may be you are seeing only late night shows and NBC.. seeing these channels and making up mind is ignorant because they are agenda driven just like fox news. but they bash them as illegitimate news organization while not seeing through their own BS
@@pranavkumar236 How would I watch NBC or these night shows? NBC is an American channel and these night shows are American shows. So how would I even get access to them?
Thanks Stephen, for making me laugh about this very serious terrible criminal by the way you handle all his issues🙏🏻😄. Need those laughs😂😂😂
He makes me laugh when I'm depressed and I don't even live in America lol
“I can say it, but I don’t wanna say it...” 🤔🤥🤣😂😅
proceeds to say it
Then don't, for the love of Pete!
Pole vaulter. I don’t want to say it but, Highest ever!!
Everyday I listen to this crazy bizarre non-President, it feels like I'm trapped in the Twilight Zone.
Please let this madness end.
cj p you first .
cj p, you need to go to the docs, you got cancer
@cj p not to mention dealing with idiots like yourself.
@cj p Follow your own advice please
Hit Reset Button I agree
"Some of them never cried in their lives including when they were born" 😂 oh my f#$%&g god I'm also crying now
PUSH- PUSH
*mother screaming*
*dead silence*
"It's a boy!"
*doctor holds up silent scowling baby with leathery sun damaged skin and callused hands wearing a farmer's hat and holding a set of keys to a tractor*
Jessie Sparks 😂
Nurse: what will the name be?
Dad: Buck...Buck Smith the 3rd, same as my grandpapi, my pops, and myself I tell you what!
@@sparkieemae 😂😂😂
Trump will be used as the case study example for the entire Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)
TDS!
😂😂😂😂😆😆
Trump also suffers from stupidity
@@z.deutch1334 TDS hurts get some help snowflake.
tony plow he is stupid. His followers are even stupider. They think that Donald Trump gaf about working people. Even when the tax bill is higher than before - unless you are one of the rich. He’s a conman, get your shit together! You’re embarrassing yourself and my country.
13 points is not enough. We need way more! We have to overcome voter suppression and foreign interference.
The polls were wrong in the last election. Why believe this one?
It's easy. Just tie in voting to getting your tax refund. Everyone will vote. Student, no refund coming? A $100 bill. that's nothing compared to the FREE tax benefits they give big corporations.
@@d.e.b.b5788 You can't punish people for not voting. That's pretty fucked up.
Biden is shit and will be proven as shit in the debates. So is Pete. And they are both being pushed hard because they are status quo shills. If either of them win the primary i'm done living in this country. I gave Trump a chance. He hasn't destroyed the country yet. Give him 4 more years and he will.
@@dewaynethomas3122 Well actually you can punish people for not voting. They do in Australia. You get fined there if you don't vote, unless you have a very good reason.
The blatant narcissism would be funny if it weren't so painful to watch.
Yeah Stephen but after THE biggest blunder of all time happened in 2016 I don't follow polls anymore....🤷🏻♀️
Because people trusted the polls and didnt think they needed to vote😔
@@Mostdefinitelynotabot Just because the person on the other side of the argument is completely wrong doesn't mean you aren't also completely wrong...🙃
Smart
Remember a few months back when Trump's Lies passed 10,000? I reckon it's closer to 20,000 now.
its called sarcasm, the guy goes off teleprompter and doesnt read a script and starts talking casually to the crowd. he relates to the average person who doesnt have a stick lodged up their ass. he can say i walked 2 miles yesterday, but itll be really 1.9 miles and you guys go LIE LIE LIE IT WAS 1.9!!!!
@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids We're not talking how many cubits are in a furlong, or whatever passes for measurements in Ye Olde Imperial, we are talking about how Trump makes up easily disprovable facts, about how he says Mexico/China/Europe have promised to do something, only for them to call him out on his lies.
@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 1. Mexico will pay for a wall, 2. Mexico made a secret deal with me, 3. I am a stable genius, except I can't spell, plus 10,400+ more like that....
MelodicMizeryPs3Vids you’re by far the dumbest person in the world besides trump.now get lost Vladimir.
@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids lmao..you think Trump can walk 1.9 miles.. hahaha
Nobody would ever say "the best speech ever made in Europe" because nobody else thinks everything good has to be "the best ever"... Who even rates speeches?
tRumps endless superlatives for everything are supremely ridiculous as much as annoying
7:45 once again Jon Batiste killing the piano soundtrack behind the sudden drama scene
love it!
9:07 How could all of your writers AND YOU miss the pun gold that is "Pretendsylvania"???
Love!
Thaddeus Deos Devradyin , obumer said he’d visited 57 states, and had 3 more to go. How about learning substance, and truth. Instead of looking for meaningless gaffs, do you even know why he was or what he was explaining. My bet no.
Roger Joyce - he’s just saying that Prentendsylvania would have been a better play on words than Denialvania. There were no ‘gaffes’ involved. You’re a strange one 🥴
"There's three parts of a Joe Biden Speech: a noun, a verb, and Barack Obama"
Didn't work for Rudy and won't work for Biden, Bernie wants it more!
@@larryjohnny As much as I love what Bernie's promising, I just don't think it would ever happen within 8 years, but there's no shame in wishful thinking, right?
@@that-guy-pearce It wouldn't all happen in 8 years, but that's the point of pioneers. They change the dialogue and start the ball rolling on future change. If we elect corporate status quo Joe we'll have the same situation that brought us Trump to begin with
@@jasonrich4940 Makes sense to me
Democratic party could be chosen another more suitable representation, nothing bad about J.Biden ,the only it will be difficult for him to compete with Trump dynamic. 89% could be a looser.
Don't drink the Kool-Aid on the polling get out there and vote when the time comes let's get Trump out of there!!!
Big t Man just get out there and actually fucking vote. The biggest problem is that over half of the goddamn country just sits at home and complains without taking part.
Omfg just how ignorant does one need to be to vote for this idiotic moronic asshat who knows absolutely nothing about anything??? 38% making America stupider, or dumberererest??? Euthanize them all, every one!
45* won the Electoral College by only a sliver of 78,000 votes (77,744) out of 136 million ballots cast. Putin and repubs interfered most in three crucial states. According to the final tallies, 45* won Pennsylvania by 0.7 percentage points (44,292 votes), Wisconsin by 0.7 points (22,748 votes), Michigan by 0.2 points (10,704 votes).
Only about 22% of the population voted for 45* (and many not FOR him, but against "the system"). About the same voted for HRC. Then you had some 3rd party votes.
In total, 47% of the eligible voters did not vote in 2016. There are over 100 million eligible non-voters, the largest section of voters, whom, if they just showed up, would be a massive blue wave since most are dem or lean dem (many are young for one thing). So if the people really voted en masse, HRC would of won in even more of a landslide and not even repub directed massive voter suppression, radical gerrymandering, and Russian propaganda targeting (which was crucial in 3 states named above that barely went to 45* to get him the EC) would of saved 45*. Look at the polls: the vast majority of America rejects 45* even with a good economy. That's highly significant (usually in a good economy even the so-so presidents most citizens are lukewarm about at best have a much higher approval rating).
Moreover, poll after poll, year after year, decade after decade, US citizens have rejected the conservative agenda (even many conservatives reject crucial parts of it!). But mass voter suppression, radical gerrymandering, and low voter turnout and apathy keeps getting GOP candidates "elected" from low to high office. The demographics have been against the GOP since the 60's: it's time for the people to show up and vote and for legislation to be passed that protects and expands voter rights (like nationwide automatic voter registration and making election day a holiday) and stops gerrymandering; that would end the GOP control and elections would actually reflect the popular will...as they do in healthy democracies...like ours used to be before the repubs turned it into a de facto one party (repub party) autocratic white supremacist oligarchic state.
Bro, this is gonna be 2016 all over again. These fucking networks don’t actually want a progressive to run the country.
@@TheJester39 The actual Presidential election does count every voter. BUT Every state has electoral voters, they are SUPPOSED to vote how the majority in their state dictates them to, But in reality those electoral voters are just voting their own personal way. Plus I truly believe that the Russians DID hack American computers to put Dumbass Donny in office. Just look at the time when he went on National tv and told the Russians to hack Hilary's e-mail and they did a few days later. He is a tool being used by China, Russia, and North Korea. They know that by stroking this dumbass Presidents ego will give them their chance to overtake the U.S. WE THE PEOPLE need to get rid of this power mad dictator wannabe or we are ALL doomed.
The problem is, he will win again if all the country dose is laugh at the situation. Take responsibility America.
Uh...he lost the popular vote in 2016. We didnt vote him in.
We have to laugh so we dont cry
he will win again because when it comes down to it their is more logical people who will vote for him, and less emotional people like yourself who wont vote for him. people like you and others on this page vote just because you dont like someone but you have no real reason other then "i dont like him". you can never find real solid evidence why. and even if you found 1 reason does that 1 reason overshadow the thousand good things hes already accommplished. (in which you wouldnt know about because you hate him so much you dont take the time to see what hes actually doing). there is people who know our constitution and rights and how badly america has been fucked over. they are silent and dont argue and when voting time comes they come out and crush the polls and make people like you go insane. right now you would vote for anyone just to get trump out of office because you dont like trump, not knowing anything about the other candidate. because your life is based on emotion and not logic. which then you would vote in someone 1000 times worse and never know because they are the quiet under the radar non vocal ones like the ones we had in the past who have been destroying america for years.
"But the polls say this"
... I've seen this one before 😂 Hilary by a landslide right?
My lawn chair is leading trump by 3 points. Lawn chair 2020
Lawn chair? That guy? No way! I'm voting for Inanimate Carbon Rod! Inanimate Carbon Rod 2020!
Inanimate Carbon Rod has my vote.
@@oobaka1967 I was told Half-broken battery-less Dildo had a stronger case to the presidency, but i'm still open to getting influenced by extra-national trolls to give my vote to Lawn chair.
I dunno. Inanimate carbon rod has a great policy towards scientific advancement, and that will create new jobs. Dildo has a better position on women’s rights, Lawnchair has grassroots support for sound economic policy, and the shoe is too stained by Trump to help this country get back on its feet. I’ll wait for the Primary debates.
I am supporting flaming sack of dog shit in 2020.
I can't believe he believes people will believe when he makes these ludicrous claims, prefacing them with "Some people are saying.."
I wonder if some people are still saying he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize? Apparently, not enough people were saying it...
The only people who said that were the ones with their lips surgically implanted on Trump's ass.
There is a lot of people talking in his head... More than in inauguration, I'd bet
You know what would be great? Campaigns that don't involve trash talk and focus on the issues.
There are quite a few democratic candidates that refuse to trash talk other candidates. As a Beto supporter personally, I know for sure that he stands by this, but I have heard of other democratic candidates pledging the same thing as well! :) And many supporters of these candidates are following suit!
Stephen Colbert:
Stephen Colberts audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Stephen Colbert: Being funny and making people laugh.
Erling Wangen: Being a bitter Betty about people having fun.
@@WingolStephen Colbert: making hilarious jokes about the dangerous clown in the White House
Trumpfans whining: stop making fun of our Great Leader
@@Wingol liking for telling people to vote and get rid of trump...we need all the encouragement we can get
@@Wingol do me a favor and go and ................ don't watch if don't like simple
They may not have cried when they were born but, with you, they’re making up for lost time now.
“If you can cure cancer why don’t you just do that now...” please 🙏🏾
@@TheJester39 That is SO true. I have been saying this for years.People have been giving money to the American Cancer Society for about 60+ years. What are they doing with that money? Why is it taking so long? Science has found cures and treatments for ALOT of serious illnesses and diseases in less time. Why is this so you may ask? Well simply put Cancer is a money maker. Period. As long as big pharma has got any power at all they will do everything in their power to suppress the cure. Either by bribery or killing the people that know about it and stealing the data.
@@TheJester39 there's really good documentaries about how aliens built the pyramids, I assume they're true as well? After all if there's a video on the internet there's no way it could be a special interest group twisting facts to fit their narrative, that'd just be crazy.
@@whiteowl4097 cancer is not one disease it's an umbrella term for a condition that can affect any part of the human body in different ways. It's hard to detect, hard to treat and can effect people in any number of ways, that is why it has taken so long.
Whiteowl cancer isn’t just one disease its many that affect different parts of the body huge progress has been made some cutting edge stuff is going on right now with gene therapy don’t believe conspiracy theories
Actually, Joe Biden is the cancer.
Stephen Colbert is in alert mode and in shape every single day because he considers it a patriotic act to be. Thank you for pointing out the drama and the turmoil with so much top notch humor and wit! We need it!
C C
Shouldn’t you be in summer school now?
C C
... all of those words about what you think comedy is not... and you didn’t say a word about what you think comedy is. I guess you missed out on debate club, kiddo.
Cathyblj you Americans should get all the school you can get
Stephen's delivery of Trump's tweets is soooooo hilarious, especially those words in brackets.
I mutter everyday: “Why God, how could you let this happen?!”
Oh Stephen, I love you! You speak the truth and actually manage to make us laugh during these dark days! 😘
45 has extraordinary knowledge of everything "fake" which seems to be comprised of everything that he disagrees with and things he plans to do.
"The best speech ever made by a president in Europe!" I am from europe and i confirm... its the best lie ever made by a president!
yep, I totally agree with you... what with JFKs speech in Berlin with his famous words: I am a Berliner!...
Apparently that ‘someone’ who told him that it was the best speech by a President was Mr. Noone.
I don't want to say it, but.... and he says it. The trouble is, he doesn't tell us who these people are.
At the same time when anybody else references 'someone' or 'scientists' or 'they / them', tRump instantly want's to know who these people are, and calls it fake.
Don't do as I do, do as I tell you Donny. One rule for him, another set of rules for everyone else.
He tried to say that but JFK accidentally said I am a donut.
Losers go get jobs or lives
Whenever Trump uses the word 'best' insert the word 'worst' for accuracy.
"Worst."
There's something really wrong with the president .🤔
President Obozo, perhaps...
The biggest thing wrong with him is that he isn't in prison yet.
🤣😂🤣😂😜🤪😜🤪😜 Ya think?
gasp
tanya brooks, Ya think?
The best speech ever....some people say so....every time I look in a mirror, someone says it.
Agreed and your handsome
Omg, stop it with the polls already!!! He was also trailing in 2016, and we all know how THAT turned out. JUST GO VOTE!!!
YoSoyMami Very true but it drives tRump crazy to hear these polls. 😁
Remember kiddies, the Commander in Grief couldn't destroy democracy alone; he has a lot of help.
That's why he might win again disregarding the polls...
yes, much as Hitler did when he took over the Weimar Republic. the support of a people who were angry and terrified, in a great depression with no end in sight.
the people of the US that voted for Drumpf are also terrified. they are terrified that they will lose THINGS and because of that they are willing to lose there freedoms.
@@kathysmith6413 There's no anger and depression in America. There's only decadency and stupidity, because they don't face real problems. They are at a point where they even make up problems, or make stuff up that becomes a problem because the media doesn't have anything else to talk about. They care more for their gluten-free food which they otherwise throw away than starving children. They care more about made up sexualities than dealing with equality for LGBT. They COULD talk about the shit America destroys all over the world, but who'd dare to do that?
Yep, he calls them family...and eric
@@MforMovesets it is possible that you are correct about depression because the depression i was referring to was the Great Depression of the 1930's and it seems more like the US is in a minor recession.
there most definitely is a lot of anger in the US and along with that thee is hatred. hatred for the "other" whoever you choose that to be, there is hatred for "socialism" and for that you can read anything that may aid anyone or improve life for everyone and then there is GREED
the main problem seems to be GREED. people are so worried about someone getting something they do not have or getting something they do have in a way they do not approve.
everything you mentioned would fit under one of these areas
I would vote for a rock with googly eyes stuck on it over Trump.
Googly eyes aren't necessary for my vote. The rock will do just fine.
At least a rock couldn’t imprison small children
Alfred E. Neuman for president!
so you would vote for bernie sanders basically then?
Heck my cat would make a better president. She's more intelligent than Dotard, likes people, is charming and responds to commands
As a polish.
It was NOT the best speach
As a German....
... lol, kidding.
As a sentient being...
"You had me at 'Trump's Losing' " LOL
“Everybody is so angry”, says a president who is angry and starts tradewars with almost every country
Trump is absolutely losing it.
I'm surprised Donnie Dumbass here hasn't started a war yet.
But but... Trade Wars are easy to win! lol
because hes trying to get the money thats owed to america and stop countries from freeloading on us? weve gave everyone so much power and freedom that when the democrats purposely dont agree with trump to make his life harder his only other option is to pick a different route. democrats are pissed trump lost and now america is paying for it. things could easily be passed and worked out but they dont want it to. they want to make his job as hard as possible. so then he has to go to the other countries for help. hes basically saying look weve given you this much shit over the years at a low rate so make a deal with us. when they say no he says ok well just price gouge you like we should of been doing the entire time. their trying to make it impossible for him to get anything done
@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids "money owed to America"
Pretty sure we're the ones in debt..
And Trump, and you by extension, have no idea how tariffs work.
And you want to talk about disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing, Merick Garland would like a word.
I visited trump supporting Fox CZcams channel .... The comment sections of videos I read..... I never felt so angry 😂😂 like are they even human? Its so contagious
Sardore17
A lot of comments especially on certain news channel videos are by influence bots
Sardore17 they’re russian trolls.
Lots of anger, sure, but don't forget to laugh.
Fake News Media: Mr. Trump, did you break that teapot?
Donald Trump: I never saw the teapot, except it was broken when I found it, and it was perfectly fine when I left it. Also, there's no teapot.
Kyle Stubbs lol
Heeeehee
Totally read that in Stephen's Trump voice 🤣
The man is a genius, he eats away with these obvious public lies and contradiction
It was a beautiful teapot. So sad.
"Most of them never cried a day in their life - including when they were born" has to be the most amazing lie I've ever heard.
The most ignorant comment I read today. How old are you. 7? Man child are you?
Ah! First-class projection, is it? Keep it coming, Ronald McDonald.
@@jerryvida2137 What on earth?
@@tysargent9647 What?
I was talking to Jerry V over here, not you.
Trump, if you don't wanna say it, then shutup....please!
Nope. Let him speak.
Give him his own shovel.
The best speech from an American president on a European stage? The guy who can't even spell properly let alone come up with ONE coherent sentence? THAT GUY? Made the best speech? HAHAHAHAHA! Thankfully, the rest of the world aren't stupid enough to believe that shit...
i think you got it wrong: the thing is, he DOES want to say it...
The idiot tells on himself. Reciprocity, my favorite word. That means, I just learned it. I have been practicing it and it seems I pulled it off, finally. Thus, my favorite word.
Haha, my thoughts exactly!
William Girard
Thanks.
It’s reciprocal bro.
Unlike oranges (origins) which he can't master. LOL
I was shocked he pronounced it correctly. Although I suspect that word does not mean what he thinks it means. It's kinda the antithesis of "America First! America First! America First!"
Oh wait, it's him. I forgot words have no meaning.
Mr.president....if someone doesn't cry when they are born something is medically wrong with them.
JFK: "ich bin ein berliner"
Trump: "I am a doughnut"
Trump: "itch in my airliner"
ask not what your country can do for you screw everyone and take russian money
Hahahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahhjahahahhaqhahhhahahhahahahhahaha
more like a meatball
bubba luv yup, it’s all about Russia!! Loser!!
Stephen makes a good point about the polls. Despite how bad it looks for Trump voter turnout is a must! Get out there and vote everyone.
If not can we handle 4 more years of an incompetent leader who praises dictator's while fighting with allies? No. No we cannot.
Yeah. 2016 tons of people thought, "Oh, no one will vote for him," didn't show up to vote and look what happened. No matter your candidate, people, get out and vote!
It has to be a landslide or they will cheat.100%. He will do anything to stay where he is.
Brian Schlicher yes please do , i would vote but i can,t (from europe).but this dum ass has an impact on europe to so ...... VOTE!!!!!
...
We can't stop trump. It's a downward trend. It will be worse before it gets worst. You've seen nothing yet.
It was confidence in the polls and Hillary's lead in them, that made many Democrats not even bother to vote, they assumed tRump was not going to win, and their vote would not matter anyway.
So even if the polls have Biden by a 20% lead in the polls we all need to get out there and vote, this time we will not only beat tRump we will cream him.
i got my first death threat today.. it was from a trump supporter after i made a joke about trump’s lying. it was both amusing and horrifying 😬
Just remember. If he follows through with it.... He'll only be proving you right.
Supporter? Truly sounds like a cultist to me. Devoid of independent thought.
Welcome to the club. Rest assured, no Trump supporter has the wherewithal, gumption, passion or drive to actually get off their azzes and actually DO anything. They can't even be bothered to think for themselves. It's like being threatened by an ACTUAL sheep. Oh....the lack of humanity! Horrors! hehehe
r/thathappened 🙄
Am I the only one who thinks that Donald Dump really sounds EXACTLY LIKE STEPHEN READS HIS TWEETS?!?!!🤣😆
When I'm only listening to the videos, I often can't differentiate between the actual tweet and the fake one.
"Happy new election year!" *everyone groans*
TRUMP 2020 ! MAGA
Never let up Stephan, never, you are the voice of hope!!!
greatest president speech ever for d-day commemoration ... said no one in europe..
I beg to differ: Trump did indeed deliver the 'greatest President' speech at the D-Day commemoration. Of course, we'd given him a copy of Franklin Roosevelt's speech. He did manage to read all the words and somehow managed not to insert a single extra line of self-praise into it, or claim that he personally flew a bomber mission.
Actually yes they did.
@@MinesAGuinness sounds like he plagiarized Roosevelt speech, just like Melania plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech. When will he stop with the crimes and lies?
@@MinesAGuinness Trump is stupid enough to forget he was a fetus at the time and claim he flew a bomber mission
@Mohammed Ismail Stop copying and pasting proof we shouldn't trust Islam.
"Nobody is also who likes you."
Brilliant.
Delightful monologue!
The numbers are fake, suppressed and do not exist. Schrodinger's numbers?
"Delusiana, Chaossachussets, Denialvania" 😂
Schrodinger's prat
Let the lefties feel confident so they get their ass back to work at Wendy's.
Memorable presidential quotes in Europe:
"Ich bin ein Berliner."
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall!"
"Bette Midler is a washed up psycho."
To be fair, the last one is the least non interference policy
True. But to be fair, as good as the speech was, "Ich bin ein Berliner" was actually a punch-line for decades. It is not as though everyone did not understand the intent, but its still a pretty legendary faux pas.
Dan Elmore Was it? Because it is a doughnut?
@@nommh yea. there is a pastry called a berliner there. The issue is not really the word though - is the "ein", which is the an article that is basically "a" in english. Omitting that article would make it "I am (of) berlin", but with "ein" it is "I am a berliner". Which to us sounds perfectly fine (and almost all germans surely understood this as well, of course) but to them would make it a statement of him being the object "a berliner" rather than in the context we would perceive it.
@@danelmore6553 I disagree as far as Kennedy's speech is concerned.
On the one hand, you are right that there is a difference between German and English in terms of how to describe your origin.
In English, you say that with an article: "I'm a German" (I am from Germany, I come from Germany, I have the German citizenship) - note the article "a".
In German, you say "Ich bin Deutscher" - without any article.
That's the general rule. That's why you would usually say "Ich bin Berliner" (I am from Berlin, I live in Berlin etc.) wirhout an article.
On the other hand, I see an exception to that rule in Kennedy's speech.
If you say "Ich bin ein Berliner", you add the article "ein" (a or an) which is, indeed, uncommon.
This way, you indicate that you are one of many, so you see yourself as a part of a larger group of certain people. You may also indicate that you want to be a part of that group and that you are even proud to be one of them.
So, in this context, it's like saying "Berlin, I am one of you, I really want to be one of you, and I am definitely proud to be one of you".
So I see no faux pas in Kennedy's speech.
I am sure no-one in the crowd thought "oh, the US president is a doughnut - how delicious!!". ;-) The probably did understand it the way I have described above.
Biden no deep substance. Sanders, Warren, Yang, Gabbard, these have substance
biden needs to go his record speaks for itself he is a banker and fought civil rights his whole life with strom thurmond. warren/buttigieg
Gabbard is getting supported by Russia because of her stance on Syria and Yang doesn't have any government experience. Sanders and Warren are alright, although I'd prefer Buttigieg or Harris, but that's just me.
I agree with you, Biden really is a empty suit.
*After the primary, it doesn't make a damn difference.*
Warren apparently also has native American substance in her DNA.
I feel offended by the expression „the leader of the free world.“
I know! We gotta elect someone who’ll let mom kill their babies! Strip us of our private healthcare plans for third world single payer! Take away our right to defend ourselves with firearms! And destroy the electoral college so the big cities will always choose our president!
Then we’ll be truly free!
Scrantonman95 We already did, and he was inaugurated in 2017. Granted, those “big cities” are in Russia...
Scrantonman95 all first world nations, except the US, have single payer, nobody wants to take your guns, they just want to stop children being slaughtered in your schools but you’re ok with that, the electoral college was set up so the slave states could get credit for having slaves with out allowing them freedom and letting them vote, and last but not least protecting a woman’s right to chose not based on your religion is freedom. Forcing your religious opinion on others is subjugation not freedom.
The best speech given in Europe by a us president , LMFAO😹
It never ends! 🙈
You'd think that a 70+ yr old pathological liar would be better at telling lies by now...
You Vote for a Clown... You get a Show 😉
LOL!!!!!
Some people and most of the electoral college voted for a clown and now we have a mix of the Insane Clown Posse and the Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
Yup, too many clowns cramped inside the democratic clown car.
@@stevewarwick2103 Were you born without a funny bone. Nice try, but you are reaching, with no self evident truth or irony....thus no "humor". Do they surgically remove your sense of humor when you register as a Republican as part of the registration process?
I have incredulously noticed that Republicans ACTUALLY think Donnie is a funny guy. He isn't.
M. Rodrigo Lemus you get a circus
OMG.. Stephen you are the best at douching Trump👍,..I love your show 💕👏👏
Shelley Okeeweehow that’s the only thing he’s known for. He’s really not that good, considering he accused him of everything and hasn’t gotten shit right! 😂😂
Shelley get a life
@Mohammed Ismail You have a stupid first (and last) name.
Trump is too important to care about some loser like Colbert, whereas Colbert needs to main-line Trump material every ten minutes to stay alive.
Larry Victory Yes, Colbert is standing up for America, unlike Trump.
Thank you Stephen great job
"My speech was the greatest made by any president in Europe" as if JFK and Obama never existed.
Obama? Lol nah bro. JFK sure.
Are you reffering to JFK calling himself a jelly doughnut?
Reagan had a pretty epic European speech back in the 80's.
Woodrow Wilson definitely.
@@adamromer5722 Good catch, except that nugget was in a speech in New Orleans, LA., so not really Europe but the OP here absolutely could include nearly every other President in US History!
I'll never forget the moving words of Benjamin Franklin in Paris! /s/
"According to polls..." - you have been there before, dear Americans.
Polls were spot on ? Hillary won the 3 mill as polled ? Problem is america do not have democracy, so electoral votes cruch the winner on election day many times. Polls can't poll electoral,
LOL, 'i have a black friend' at maximum level
Me too. Lol lol
Love your profile pic, Viconia
I have a Drow friend
What the hell does that even mean?
@@couragekarnga8735 I believe she's referring to Biden exploiting his friendship with Obama.
I'm pretty sure the Ochre Buffoon's favourite word is "me".
And just for the record, whether you are a Democrat or Republican, the moon is not a part of Mars.
If Caligula Donnie were Pinnochio Donnie, IT could lie Its way to the moon and Mars and make itself right
Science is tough for El Cheato and the cult 45 idiots.
Thanks to potus, I now know that any best speech ever has to be crammed full of self serving narcissism.
sprinkled with a lack of knowledge and understanding.
"We get it. You know Barack Obama." Hilarious. Joe, stop the name dropping :)
winsome cousins
politicians are all basically the same at the core. They will tell us what they think we want to hear, make promises that they can't or have no intention of fulfilling, and they all declare our lives will be so much better if we vote for them.
Trouble with Trump is he hasn't learned to use the fancy words that hide his intentions. Trump can't keep his outrageous comments to himself nor manage to keep his foot out of his mouth. Trump is out of control and he doesn't know it.
To be fair I'm sure Bidens advisors urge him to namdrop Obama in every second sentence. Good president by association...
moinmoin yeah, he’s riding on the coat tails of Obama. He’s trying to get everyone to nostalgia hard about the Obama years.
He's not the only one. I've heard of this one idiot who keeps mentioning his friendships with people like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un.
@@dinoflagella4185 Ah yes. The 'Obama years'. *sigh* good times. Oh, wait....
Call Rich Little...
Colbert's impression of Dumph is the greatestest impression of ALL TIME!!
So I wonder what would happen if no journalists showed up to a briefing...let there be the sound of crickets.
Sharon Perry wouldn’t be empty. He’d have Eric sitting in the front row with a crayon and a blank piece of paper to color on.
" Have you ever seen anyone so angry...." Yes I have its any given republican when confronted with facts.
What facts are you talking about. The one about lowest unemployment, lowest unemployment for blacks, lowest unemployment for Spanish people, highest dowl, Are these the facts you are talking about
@@ronaldmead7643 No, these are the facts about how windmills cause cancer...
@@liesevanlingen7941what ever
Im sure unemployment is at its lowest because hes puttin all the mexican and black people in jail
@@ronaldmead7643 the fact that unemployment rates have been dropping steadily for about six years now. You ever watch sports and when a team has a big ass lead the coach will put the bench warmers in for the last couple of minutes. Ok now imagine if after the game the bench warmers went around bragging about how it was them that won the game. Giving no credit to the starters that created the huge lead. See, trump is the bench warmer here. He inherited a good economy just like he inherited millions from his daddy. All he has to do is not mess it up. Seems like he's trying to mess it up with his dumb ass trade war and giving over $12 billion in social safety nets to farmers. I thought the right hated socialism? Yet you have no problem with farmers taking part in a social program.
Dems, please don’t pick Biden!
I also don't consider him as the best candidate. Can he be a vice-president again?
Why? You idiots picked Trump.
Every single monologue Steven does I absolutely love! ❤️
He’s the best!
“ What a coincidence nobody is also who likes you” - that's RECIPROCITY.
By election time Gilbert Gottfried could take 40 states vs. Trump
I don't know why this had me laughing so hard.
Bob Goldthwait should be his running mate.
A syphilitic hamster could win against him at this point...
I hope that is true but seems like so many want to detach from reality and believe "alternate facts" aka Fox "news".
Careful careful...there are more than you may think of crazy djt45 supporters hiding in the shadows just waiting to vote in Series 2 of this insane shitshow.
Slim Shady
I think Gilbert Gottfried would be a magnificent speechmaker.
And, Oh... The anticipation of the State of the Union address.
The one takeaway from Trumps presidency is that if you lie and cheat, you can someday become leader of the free world.
He's such a role model for our youth. 😒
i almost wish we were losing in the polls, so people will come out and vote... just vote people... forget the polls
So you believe after seeing thousands and thousands of people at rallys for trump he is losing in the polls?
I see this desperate morning joe poll gimmic and I have to look away. It's sad like watching someone beg for their job back after being fired for being totally inept.
So whos gonna go up against trump, he's been 100 percent vetted by 2 yrs of investigation...theres nothing left to dig up.
Biden...his son just admitted to taking huge bribes from...cough...ANOTHER COUNTRY while his dad was vice president.
And he's just the front runner....
Camilia? Who's parents denounced her. Who has had slave ownership in her recent family tree? A prick prosecutor with a history of hurting anyone and everyone she can...and then there's the book from the guy who banged her for the start she got. Who lied about being the first segregaded group at berkley. Jeesh he will eat her up.
pocohontos...when he is feasting on her she will have that nevrvous old person tweak and shake in her voice. She will have nothing left but to go way out in left field on him with emotions, it'll play right into his hands.
Who else...BUTTisomething, the gay guy? There will be graphic stuff of the president and his husband having homosexual sex in the white house. Trump will surely make him cry.
Not even a little challange.
There's nothing. Tulsi has been done in by her own party as well as berney, they are both out before it even started.
Quit wasting your time and focus on 2024. Best way to do that is get the progressives out of the democratic party.
friggen bozo Haha your username “friggen bozo” is so accurate it’s not even funny. Like how old are you? Some sadistic 12 year old? Try not being quite so hateful and do something other than writing long winded, factually and grammatically incorrect, and hateful paragraphs on a CZcams video. If you don’t agree with the politics in this video. Don’t watch. Simple. Go back and watch Fox News if that’s your cup of tea. Have a nice day, man.
Lol you still believe those polls? If those polls were right killary would be president! But she's not Trump is. Dude Biden got 30 people literally at his event and Trump had 15,000 in the same state so I would say that those polls are most likely way off!
@@laurabarnes1837 Thanks to Putin, and he also lost the popular vote... back to what i originally said... forget the polls and vote!!!
"Can't wait to spell it wrong in a tweet" 😂
Yeah, being into real estate like he is, he might spell it "racy property."
the last line shoulda been "oh you like nobody?" (spreads hands) "...Reciprocity"
Trump: “...the best speech ever made by a president in Europe.”
Reagan: ”Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
🎤 drop
Honestly, Kennedy’s “Ich bin ein Berliner” speech is a more powerful and affecting oration. Reagan’s is truly memorable today, but Kennedy’s definitely affected the German and Soviet people more at the time. It’s even referenced in Reagan’s speech.
Charlie actually thought about Kennedy’s speech after I posted. 👍🏽 Regardless, think we can agree that Trumps was definitely not the best. Not even close.
Al Bast725 Obama would have been more eloquent and memorable ordering fish and chips from a vendor on a London street corner.
@@CharlieQuartz Oh god, fish and chips sounds so good right now.
A.E. Jabbour Lol 😆I must apologize for mentioning that insatiable desire shared by all Britons. May you not have found yourself too far from the nearest chip-shop.
"I can't stay mad at you, polls. You had me at 'Trump's losing.'" 😂😂
*SANDERS WARREN 2020* 😎
A communist and a pretend indian. Nice.
@@optimumgaming7404 native Americans are not Indian. Let's not carry on the stupidity of Columbus.
@@rebeccaogundipe5267 THAT'S your response? Picking on the Native American over Indian? What a butthurt politically correct snowflake you are.
WARREN SANDERS 2020 😍
@Optimum Gaming That's your response to calling people what they are rather than the incorrect name they got 500 years from a genocidal racist who thought he was in India? You're the freaking snowflake if it hurts your ego to acknowledge history. And keep your ugly words like "butthurt" to yourself.