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  • President Trump held a rally in Concord on the eve of the New Hampshire primary to take the spotlight off Democrats and get out some important messages about family and health. #Monologue #Comedy #Colbert
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  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +963

    "Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." --Shakespeare, The Tempest.

    • @joshberstecher470
      @joshberstecher470 Před 4 lety +37

      1. The government (ESPECIALLY Trump's crew) does no such things for me or my household. We buy our own food, clothe ourselves, pay our own bills. Zero assistance.
      2. Paying for something of yours in exchange for you letting them get away with crimes is not "respect", it's textbook "Bribery", and it's illegal...even for the POTUS.

    • @darkcontinentschild2962
      @darkcontinentschild2962 Před 4 lety +13

      Josh Berstecher Exactly! If anything, WE the taxpayers are the reason why all of this is possible.

    • @anti-classist
      @anti-classist Před 4 lety +27

      Shelby Gene I think you misunderstood that we are paying for trump to live, eat, travel, golf, and he owes the American people more than his lies... more than giving 82% of tax cuts to the top 1%... more respect to the constitution he tramples and the country he insults.
      What’s nice? He asked for a budget to cut social security and Medicare but expand military! I thought he wanted to bring our boys home? Our senior citizens who have voted for him are now getting thrown out like old bread. They paid into that fund and deserve theirs... if the country is doing so well can’t the top 1% afford to pay their taxes... can’t the top1% afford to pay their portion of taxes?
      If our economy is so great why does the top1% have 92% of the wealth?
      You need to go get an education... your lack of it is showing.

    • @kungfukid4124
      @kungfukid4124 Před 4 lety +16

      Shelby Gene, you are obviously a troll. To think, is hard for you to comprehend. You are here to waste time, till something better comes around or your shift as a security guard at Motel 6 is about over. The idea that you care, you don’t. You are here, mostly a liberal channel, to piss off people. Your miserableness shows like your leader. You rather give misery than live in a peaceful existence.

    • @thaimaishua8867
      @thaimaishua8867 Před 4 lety +1

      Good one

  • @renoheadley1339
    @renoheadley1339 Před 4 lety +657

    In the president's mind when a rich person gets convicted thats unfair but when an innocent person gets convicted they probably did something wrong.

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea Před 4 lety +427

    Only 9 months to go.
    Stay strong and vote responsibly in November.

    • @ericortega7815
      @ericortega7815 Před 4 lety +31

      I will be voting for Bernie I wrote the damn bill Sanders, and if he wins, I will laugh really hard at the fat orange oompa loompa, the Republicans, his cult followers, and the media.

    • @regortex3364
      @regortex3364 Před 4 lety +5

      For sure, Trump 2020

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 Před 4 lety +30

      I'm betting Trump won't leave office at the end of January 2021 even if he loses. He knows the Southern District of NY has enough on him to put him away for the rest of his life.

    • @vinayabhagat9833
      @vinayabhagat9833 Před 4 lety +9

      Don't give in to despondency. Your country still has a chance

    • @abramporras7877
      @abramporras7877 Před 4 lety +18

      BERNIE 2020

  • @deborahchinn2439
    @deborahchinn2439 Před 4 lety +44

    Look folks, all we have now is November! WE MUST VOTE THESE CRIMINALS OUT OF OFFICE!!!
    Toady Barr is our most dangerous threat and Congress must act!

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 Před 4 lety +1

      deborah chinn - Sorry sweetie, but if the Senate wouldn't do anything about Trump, they won't do anything about Barr.

    • @edumt2039
      @edumt2039 Před 4 lety

      deborah chinn folks you need to vote on senators too not only president. All this happened b/c of the senators and people don't vote on that which is important the power is on senators. The whole world is wondering what is happening to US so sad we will pray for you people God to help you and you need to help each other by talking to your relatives, friends and neighbors to vote. That is the only option left. God help America.

  • @phomes5768
    @phomes5768 Před 4 lety +325

    The world is watching live how this country is turning into an autocracy...

    • @LightworkBeacon
      @LightworkBeacon Před 4 lety +11

      @@barbi4817 : More like scared for you.

    • @RePhantomz
      @RePhantomz Před 4 lety +4

      @@barbi4817 not all of them. Some of them are rather happy. There is discussion about the fall of democracy when i visit country with different ideology. Mc Connel and trump is the pinnacle of failed democracy and proof of plato rejection of democracy on the basis that such democracies were anarchic societies without internal unity, that they followed citizens' impulses rather than pursuing the common good, that democracies are unable to allow a sufficient number of their citizens to have their voices heard, and that such democracies were typically run by fools.

    • @g.e.b.8159
      @g.e.b.8159 Před 4 lety +5

      Tyranny would be the correct word.

    • @RePhantomz
      @RePhantomz Před 4 lety +2

      i think it will be oligarchy tho.just replace putin circle with trump circle

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +2

      It's becoming a waking nightmare.

  • @joeyledbetter
    @joeyledbetter Před 4 lety +1286

    If Nancy's grumbling annoyed him, he should've heard the entire country.

    • @joshberstecher470
      @joshberstecher470 Před 4 lety +27

      @@UberNoodle Time for American Revolution 2.0? Maybe?

    • @ivoryfyall3548
      @ivoryfyall3548 Před 4 lety +2

      OKAYYY!!!

    • @coltongropp1465
      @coltongropp1465 Před 4 lety +7

      @@joshberstecher470 I see what you meant but civil war would be more accurate. Side note you can't win another election if your all dead, plus how would you know who is the enemy is are we all going to wear different colors and meet at a designated location? Or worse a race war which all wouldn't end well regardless.

    • @jasonpearson4939
      @jasonpearson4939 Před 4 lety +2

      He did that's why he made it to the white house

    • @jesperjee
      @jesperjee Před 4 lety +4

      Jason Pearson That doesn’t make sense

  • @kianabrown2865
    @kianabrown2865 Před 4 lety +34

    Stephen is my remedy in this mess. Thank you for the laughs!

  • @Krimog
    @Krimog Před 4 lety +31

    "If I wanted I have the absolute right to do it"
    Isn't there supposed to be a seperation of powers in the USA? You know, one of the foundations of a democracy...

    • @suefortune4157
      @suefortune4157 Před 4 lety +4

      Yes separation of powers was part of the checks and balances our founding fathers wrote into the constitution, but Mitch McConnell and all but one of the Republican senators we now have in the senate put an end to that by blatantly allowing a mock trial with no witnesses and access to evidence blocked by the defendant Donald Trump. So the Senate has effectively done away with the Houses check on the executive branch of the government because the executive branch flaunted obstruction of justice and succeeded, now Our leader is working on overhauling the Judicial branch....yes without these checks and balances we have a dictatorship and no longer a democracy!

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Před 4 lety

      Correct. That's why the House of Representatives can't control the Senate and the Senate cannot control the House and neither one can control the Executive Branch. It's called "separation of powers" but Dems get upset because they can't control the Executive Branch right now. There are safety precautions inserted into the Constitution. Neither party should get so angry when things don't go the way they think. The Executive Branch has its limits as does the House and Senate.

    • @richarddearmond8772
      @richarddearmond8772 Před 4 lety +1

      He is totally ignoring thr UU Constitution.
      The US .....l

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Před 4 lety

      @@richarddearmond8772 Donald Trump is not totally ignoring the Constitution. What do you think he has done that indicates that he is "totally" ignoring the Constitution?

  • @pauline_2373
    @pauline_2373 Před 4 lety +270

    America.. The entire WORLD is laughing at you.. (New Banana Republic)

    • @MrMwmussel1
      @MrMwmussel1 Před 4 lety +15

      Kenyan Girl we know. And we deserve it.

    • @pauline_2373
      @pauline_2373 Před 4 lety +11

      @@MrMwmussel1 Quite sad actually.. Its a reminder to all of us how quickly things can go south with the wrong vote for any country

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 Před 4 lety +3

      😥😢

    • @bronztrooper9440
      @bronztrooper9440 Před 4 lety +9

      @@pauline_2373
      Thing is, Trump's presidency hasn't really changed much, it just allowed the Republicans to show their true selves. Many people in the US knew that Drumpf and the Republicans would only look out for themselves, but it's just the sheer lengths they're really willing to go to in order to keep their power and wealth and/or gain more of it that has caught many of us off-guard. 4 years ago, if you told people that this is where we'd be with Drumpf as president, I'm not sure if anyone would take it seriously (especially with all the hyperbolic statements regarding what Drumpf would do as president at that time)

    • @pauline_2373
      @pauline_2373 Před 4 lety

      @@bronztrooper9440 I totally agree !

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 Před 4 lety +361

    "I stay out of things." That's one of the biggest lies he has ever told.

    • @coronaagila
      @coronaagila Před 4 lety +5

      He may not be lying 🤥. He just get other people to do it for him. Just like everything’s else

    • @coronaagila
      @coronaagila Před 4 lety +2

      *everything else.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +10

      The White House is the thing I wished he'd stayed out of.

    • @heatherc2939
      @heatherc2939 Před 4 lety +3

      @@coronaagila that's a good point, it's how he's escaped jail time. His lackey's take the hit.

    • @CharlesHepburn2
      @CharlesHepburn2 Před 4 lety +6

      Trump is basically saying... "People don't realize how much MORE I could screw with things than I actually do... I deserve a pat on the back for not screwing up everything I could, potentially." Trump has some self-reflectory moments inside him, but they are distorted by his brain. LOL

  • @arankathir6701
    @arankathir6701 Před 4 lety +147

    He's complaining about people mumbling behind him when he was doing the same thing to Hillary in 2016

    • @cathieludemann5879
      @cathieludemann5879 Před 4 lety +7

      That person mumbling behind trump? It was pence praying to be released from this nightmare.

    • @siddhantgoyal8709
      @siddhantgoyal8709 Před 4 lety +3

      He mumbles every time he opens his mouth

  • @TheRealTimMeredith
    @TheRealTimMeredith Před 4 lety +21

    He would totally have been allowed to say that if he didn't make it weird

  • @arenc5619
    @arenc5619 Před 4 lety +64

    Thank you New Hampshire for doing what Iowa couldn't
    #Bernie2020

    • @lisah1781
      @lisah1781 Před 4 lety +1

      B L5...our pleasure. 😘

  • @rockon1021
    @rockon1021 Před 4 lety +290

    The letters in “Donald Trump” also spell out Lord Dampnut 😆😂🤣

    • @therealivydawg
      @therealivydawg Před 4 lety +46

      And you can't spell hatred without red hat.

    • @williamzabel2080
      @williamzabel2080 Před 4 lety +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 Před 4 lety +15

      Love it!!- Lord Dampnut , the Benedict of Orangehole - now that's a title he would wear proudly.

    • @rockon1021
      @rockon1021 Před 4 lety +1

      @Elbar Jones that's fantastic 😂

    • @rubykelly2305
      @rubykelly2305 Před 4 lety +8

      Dump Lard-Ton

  • @GroovyVideo2
    @GroovyVideo2 Před 4 lety +65

    Im 65 Bernie Sanders has my vote in Texas- he is a Good man

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 Před 4 lety +7

      61 & same. Boomers for Bernie.

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 Před 4 lety +4

      👏👏👏😊

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 Před 4 lety

      Good men, don't win elections.

    • @ten4man116
      @ten4man116 Před 4 lety

      I'm 64, and crazy Bernie will spend our kids future on lazy people. TRUMP 2020.

  • @oundhakar
    @oundhakar Před 4 lety +510

    This is what happens when you tell a crook that he's above the law.

    • @anthonyrodriguez625
      @anthonyrodriguez625 Před 4 lety +21

      Sadly? He never had to be told that. It's something he's believed long before he was ever president.and unfortunately? From here on out people are gonna look at trump and say,if trump can get away with all of that? To hell with the law!!!

    • @EuroFrench
      @EuroFrench Před 4 lety +5

      Yep, thanks to the complicit Republican Congress except for less than.....hmmm, maybe 5 of them

    • @aradiastregheria1420
      @aradiastregheria1420 Před 4 lety +1

      Funny opening..so if i hear you guys correctly, President Trump gets away with stuff?

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 4 lety

      @@EuroFrench may be only two of them?

    • @Priyo866
      @Priyo866 Před 4 lety +11

      @I am not a sheep Truthoverlies

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +116

    I can totally see Donnie standing at his bathroom mirror, in the dark, holding a candle and repeating "Vladimir" three times.

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 Před 4 lety +1

      @markmac 😂 you don't honestly believe they sleep in the same room do you?

    • @mouseroad
      @mouseroad Před 4 lety +1

      @markmac lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @miranx5735
    @miranx5735 Před 4 lety +371

    RED HAT rearranged is HATRED. (I read that comment elsewhere and just wanted to share it because it was so gosh darn clever)

  • @LordFraggle
    @LordFraggle Před 4 lety +136

    The World Loves Bernie!! #Bernie2020

    • @sassulusmagnus
      @sassulusmagnus Před 4 lety +2

      Bernie is great. But Trump's base will not vote for him. You need to offer Trump's base an alternative to Trump. Bernie is too far left. Great guy, great policies. Not going to win.

    • @juandiegofm
      @juandiegofm Před 4 lety +3

      @Baba Ganush Man I called the world 5 minutes ago & the guy agreed on this one. He told me that Sanders is the man and Trump's a SOB!!! Not my words yet 100% truth!

    • @galaxyspace76
      @galaxyspace76 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sassulusmagnus he's not too far left he's barely center left. And stop spreading those false claims. If you really want to defeat Trump that isn't helping.

    • @mitchbracke2185
      @mitchbracke2185 Před 4 lety +2

      sassulusmagnus trumps base would benefit the most from a bernie sanders presidency. i’ll never understand why these people vote against their own best interest

    • @davegoodwin1848
      @davegoodwin1848 Před 4 lety

      Actually...I love donuts. Donuts.....

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut Před 4 lety +2

    Thank you so much for always sharing the full monologues internationally! As a European I always come to Stephen's videos to be updated on the political situation in the US. They are always very insightful and entertaining at the same time.

  • @BNA_Est.1988
    @BNA_Est.1988 Před 4 lety +1002

    With the 20+ sexual allegations and the way he’s talked about his daughter, nobody is alarmed?

    • @BNA_Est.1988
      @BNA_Est.1988 Před 4 lety +22

      Boyd 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 4 lety +31

      Repulsed.

    • @trinabell2793
      @trinabell2793 Před 4 lety +40

      So true. Just when you think he can't get any creepier. Anyone else would be taken away in handcuffs.

    • @bevgreene4776
      @bevgreene4776 Před 4 lety +37

      The rest of the world is alarmed!

    • @lilsammich8252
      @lilsammich8252 Před 4 lety +18

      Is anyone surprised?

  • @punkaholia
    @punkaholia Před 4 lety +998

    Your allowed to say your daughters beautiful. It's when you say "she has her mother's legs and will hopefully have her mother's breasts" or "if she wasn't my daughter I'd date her" how can he not see the difference?

    • @TuberYouFan
      @TuberYouFan Před 4 lety +31

      He said the "breast like her mother"? For real?

    • @katkeeper13
      @katkeeper13 Před 4 lety +37

      TuberYouFan I think it was Tiffany when she was an infant

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 Před 4 lety +72

      Trump: "I can do whatever I want and not go to jail. The same is true for my buddies."
      Justice Department: "Sad but true. Like the GOP, we have no spine."

    • @TuberYouFan
      @TuberYouFan Před 4 lety +35

      @@katkeeper13 my brain busted a vein out of the stress of how fucking wrong is that. I'll be right back. I need to patch myself.

    • @userdag07
      @userdag07 Před 4 lety +13

      Ted Bundy would of been exonerated by now, but I think he did warn us that there will be worse things to come

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 Před 4 lety +315

    Trump: "When I was a child, I spoke like a child. I thought like a child. I reasoned like a child. When I became a full grown baby, I spoke like a man-baby, I thought like a man-baby, I reasoned like a man-baby."

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 Před 4 lety +12

      That's the saddest parody of 1 Corinthians 13 I've ever read.

    • @yolandadenny8692
      @yolandadenny8692 Před 4 lety +6

      Great parody!

    • @kimjames4624
      @kimjames4624 Před 4 lety

      David J how are you doing today

    • @joenalewabau9589
      @joenalewabau9589 Před 4 lety +3

      And he still mess his nappies, but now with verbal diarrhoea as well.

    • @cinne2135
      @cinne2135 Před 4 lety +4

      @@fabrisseterbrugghe8567 You mean "One Corinthians." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xanderjones2747
    @xanderjones2747 Před 4 lety +29

    Colbert is a bright light in these dark times.

  • @nates9029
    @nates9029 Před 4 lety +189

    Yeah, the person mumbling wasn't Pelosi it was Mike Pence who kept mumbling, "Mother is going to be so mad at me for sitting next to a woman at the State of the Union again this year...."

    • @Reige17
      @Reige17 Před 4 lety +13

      "Oh Good Lord in Heaven, her ankles are showing. She has no shame...!"

    • @gjk540
      @gjk540 Před 4 lety +2

      🤣

    • @zbagz01
      @zbagz01 Před 4 lety +4

      Maybe it was that thing on his head that people refer to as his hair.

    • @bharathkarthikeyan6140
      @bharathkarthikeyan6140 Před 4 lety

      Can someone please explain what's the matter with Pence and the 'Mother' jokes?

    • @jenniferpatterson4964
      @jenniferpatterson4964 Před 4 lety

      Nate S 😂😂😂

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc Před 4 lety +84

    Bernie's speech after being sworn in as President should include the line..."and we are going to tear down that wall". Bernie 2020.

    • @davidtribuna5083
      @davidtribuna5083 Před 4 lety +5

      yup,,and Trumps gonna pay pay for it,,out of the 10 billion thats missing from the pentagon

    • @Roncass4
      @Roncass4 Před 4 lety +5

      Did everybody forget that Mexico was supposed be for Trumps vanity wall. The great wall of China the Berlin wall.
      I heard today that they have cut the wall through Indian burial grounds! What! That’s Indian land and it does not belong to the government!!!!

    • @sarahorton9223
      @sarahorton9223 Před 4 lety +2

      Republicans are only 24 percent of the population. We dont need them to vote democratic. We need someone who can unite with policy and has a history of standing up for hard working families. Bernie is the candidate willing to take on wallstreet, healthcare as a human right, and climate change. The only people who hate Bernie are usually people who have the most to lose, wallstreet, insurance companies, corporate monopolies, and the super rich. Democrats just need to get out to vote!

    • @Cuptow
      @Cuptow Před 4 lety +1

      @@Roncass4 o boy if there weren't a vast amount of killing over that disagreement between any Native American tribe and the U.S government, or the lying dog faced pony soldiers as Biden would call them.

    • @cathieludemann5879
      @cathieludemann5879 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Roncass4: Trump told them to build the wall and ignore any treaties, ownership rights, easements, municipal review boards, and local codes bec trump can do whatever he wants to do. That's the trumpworld we are stuck in right now, esp with the Republicans still supporting his every whim.

  • @nhcharmedone
    @nhcharmedone Před 4 lety +35

    I knew he was here in NH, I could smell the BS.

  • @chreinisch
    @chreinisch Před 4 lety +7

    remember whe he visited Paradise, CA? He called the place "Pleasure" on live TV

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 Před 4 lety +2

      He had Ivanka on his mind.

  • @roseledgister8046
    @roseledgister8046 Před 4 lety +338

    America should really be ashamed to have this lunatic as its president,
    Wow, wow !!!!!!!

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon Před 4 lety +12

      I just came to the realization that he's not the President of the United States, he's it's CEO.

    • @libertyann439
      @libertyann439 Před 4 lety +27

      I am but I didn't vote for this pig.

    • @traekas7228
      @traekas7228 Před 4 lety +29

      The Majority of us here, in the USA, the Sane ones, really are embarrassed over him and his methodical deconstruction of Democracy in this Country.

    • @Jukau
      @Jukau Před 4 lety +2

      Wow

    • @jasonpearson4939
      @jasonpearson4939 Před 4 lety +2

      I will take trump over any democrats

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 4 lety +351

    trump: “I love Kansas City! Not many people know this, but there’s a Kansas City in Missouri as well! Not many people know that.”
    Crowd: This IS Kansas City, Missouri!”

    • @pamelalarlee637
      @pamelalarlee637 Před 4 lety +21

      Bloody Moron!!!

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 4 lety +4

      MatchstalkMan Brilliant. ☺️🥰

    • @Sharonformation
      @Sharonformation Před 4 lety +16

      Anytime you hear Trump say "not many people know that" it means that he didn't know that.

    • @zaphoddog3878
      @zaphoddog3878 Před 4 lety

      @@Sharonformation well played. It's TRUE on virtually every subject except maybe graft, bribery, etc.

    • @matthewcape3183
      @matthewcape3183 Před 4 lety +15

      I live in Missouri and I am a Air Force Veteran. I can't understand why anyone in the military would ever vote for that draft dodging coward. He stole money he collected for veterans in 2016. He craps on POW's and disrespects men of honor because he has none.

  • @bevcleminson3293
    @bevcleminson3293 Před 4 lety +44

    I’m so glad I live in Canada. We’ve been following this since before he got elected. What a joke. I thought our Prime Minister was bad.

    • @moocrazytn
      @moocrazytn Před 4 lety +8

      Agent Fungus, I've been wondering if any nation would accept American, anti-Trump refugees if Trump succeeds in turning our county to total fascism.

    • @cyndieK1
      @cyndieK1 Před 4 lety +9

      Be thankful you’re on the outside looking in. I envy you.

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Před 4 lety +1

      Bev Cleminson
      Well, he IS but somewhere someone is always worse.

    • @coreyanderson7359
      @coreyanderson7359 Před 4 lety +1

      Bev Cleminson anytime you guys want to swap with us please let us know!

    • @WaterlooExpat
      @WaterlooExpat Před 4 lety

      @Agent Fungus Check on the job openings in the municipalities within a 100 miles of the US border. If you have skills, that match a posted job, that will aid your chances of getting landed immigrant status. There are all kinds of lawyers up here who specialize in immigration issues. See what they might be able to do for you. Good luck.

  • @markday3145
    @markday3145 Před 4 lety +74

    You missed the best part of the results from Dixville Notch: Trump lost the Republican primary to a write-in. To add insult to insult, he got NO VOTES at all. That literally makes him a total loser.

  • @conniecrawford5231
    @conniecrawford5231 Před 4 lety +426

    Vote for moral, ethical legislators. Drain the swamp

    • @denyze2263
      @denyze2263 Před 4 lety +24

      Connie Crawford .... yes, please vote for integrity, intelligence, dignity, compassion, and sanity

    • @peppyp7323
      @peppyp7323 Před 4 lety +32

      Vote for teachers and educators, vote progressive, vote bernie supporting new wave of political insurgents!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +14

      Graham has his head so far up Trump's ass, he's starting to sound like them.

    • @TimeRiseUp
      @TimeRiseUp Před 4 lety +24

      *Iowa* Numbers and *Facts* :
      The top *5* Democrats received a combined total of *168,801* votes. The grand total of *Republican* votes was *32,389* .
      *Trump* received *31,464* votes. 3 Democrats each received more votes than Trump. *Sanders* 45,842. *Buttigieg* 43,274. *Warren* 34,934.
      👍👍

    • @noahnoah5239
      @noahnoah5239 Před 4 lety +7

      Amen. keep your voice going!!! 2020!

  • @Sickoflife
    @Sickoflife Před 4 lety +49

    Im sure 90% of dads in the world call their daughters beautiful but from a dads perspective. Trump says it all the time like he's hitting on her, Its just gross

  • @jeremygregorio7472
    @jeremygregorio7472 Před 4 lety +74

    Bernie won!

  • @skylermclane8527
    @skylermclane8527 Před 4 lety +219

    every time he talks about his daughter, i get sick.

    • @annapurna391
      @annapurna391 Před 4 lety +7

      I turn off the sound before I vomit!

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 Před 4 lety

      Meanwhile ! Left wing propaganda goblins get their political news from late shows classified as comedy entertainment.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 4 lety +20

      @@bubbles3161 shoo away trollisom troll!

    • @skylermclane8527
      @skylermclane8527 Před 4 lety +21

      @@bubbles3161 meanwhile, righties get their marching orders directly by sticking their head so far up trump's asshole that daylight becomes nothing more than a distant memory.

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 Před 4 lety

      @@chrissiek8706 Meanwhile ! Chrissie gets triggered while suffering with TDS. Hilarious !

  • @nikhiljeswani4622
    @nikhiljeswani4622 Před 4 lety +53

    Bernie 2020 Ladies and Gents

  • @mitchellneu
    @mitchellneu Před 4 lety +55

    A hat that says "Donald Trump is Plod Turd Man"...something I never knew I needed.

  • @punia_4943
    @punia_4943 Před 4 lety +52

    9 months to go... Then America will deliver a new baby President
    Do better America, world is waiting eagerly, do better!!!

    • @pakababy3710
      @pakababy3710 Před 4 lety +2

      At least we've got Bernie and he's doing well!!!

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 Před 4 lety +1

      We are trying

    • @e376342
      @e376342 Před 4 lety

      Be careful. This is what we said in 2016. Just because you are stuck to these channels. I am saying this as a democratic.

  • @stephenperrenod4220
    @stephenperrenod4220 Před 4 lety +59

    Judge should give Stone an extra year, a full decade, as a lesson to Barr and Drumpf.

    • @veecee3669
      @veecee3669 Před 4 lety

      Stephen Perrenod Oh yes please!

    • @reesetorwad8346
      @reesetorwad8346 Před 4 lety

      Spoiler alert: Plod Turd Man is going to pardon Stone anyway, because why not.

    • @marvinlundy290
      @marvinlundy290 Před 4 lety +2

      Judges have the power to go down or upward departures in the federal sentencing guidelines. Would be nice if the judge in this instance goes to the moon with a stiff sentence too show both idiots(trump & stone) that they aren't above the law. Make no mistake your president will pardon stone from any federal sentence!!!

    • @marvinlundy290
      @marvinlundy290 Před 4 lety +4

      Sad that four prosecutors removed themselves from a criminal case prior to sentencing. You stupid trump lovers don't have a clue too what your supporting and voting for.

    • @veecee3669
      @veecee3669 Před 4 lety +3

      Marvin Lundy Oh I fervently hope that the judge throws the book at Stone, and at some point, that lying cheating, corrupt, money laundering, morally bankrupt, racist reptile Trump.

  • @TroutBoneless
    @TroutBoneless Před 4 lety +52

    can trump literally EVER talk about his daughter without making it weird? come on, man

  • @ad2094
    @ad2094 Před 4 lety +60

    Applause for the prosecutors who walked out in the face of injustice !

    • @cathieludemann5879
      @cathieludemann5879 Před 4 lety +2

      Applause. Absolutely!
      But they are now on trump's shit list so they won't be sleeping very soundly.
      On the other hand, they might have a juicy book for us in a few months. 😉

    • @keithkimmel6638
      @keithkimmel6638 Před 4 lety +1

      Trump and Barr have absolutely nothing on Federal Judge Amy Berman Jackson.
      She's, in no way, bound by their sentencing recommendations!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 4 lety +53

    Bernie 2020!
    Feel the Bern!

  • @janbogdaniuk
    @janbogdaniuk Před 4 lety +59

    "Best dressed at Nuernberg". Wow. My first spit take of 2020. Dying lol

    • @djzrobzombie2813
      @djzrobzombie2813 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm sure many people don't even know what happened in Nürnberg :)

    • @PurnceNMe
      @PurnceNMe Před 4 lety

      Me too!

    • @cortezyvonne
      @cortezyvonne Před 4 lety +1

      William Barlow i just looked it up and whoa its right on😳

    • @Littlebigbot
      @Littlebigbot Před 4 lety

      @@cortezyvonne Whoa how ignorant can you get?

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 Před 4 lety

      @@Littlebigbot Oh hell man.....did you ever watch Jay Leno interview people on the street? Bunch of those on YT.
      We're talkin' stupid.

  • @a.v.4106
    @a.v.4106 Před 4 lety +131

    Bernie WON

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack Před 4 lety +5

      Joe Biden and Andrew Yang fared horrible!
      Andrew dropped out of the race. I hope Bernie picks him to be his running mate!

    • @bobbysworld281995
      @bobbysworld281995 Před 4 lety +2

      @@RCmack he'll get the supporters but not Yang. It seems to fair for Nina Turner or Barbera Lee or Smith.

    • @jamessandy5873
      @jamessandy5873 Před 4 lety +1

      Alexis Villa Torres: He won in a neighboring state by only 2%, so I wouldn't get too excited quite yet.

    • @a.v.4106
      @a.v.4106 Před 4 lety

      @@jamessandy5873 Warren is next door, did poorly, go on. 2% against 8+ other candidates

    • @bjornsantens9030
      @bjornsantens9030 Před 4 lety +2

      Bernie won TWICE

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 4 lety +28

    I will never get tired of watching Stephen... but the clips they show of the things the illegally elected president says just physically hurt.

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow Před 4 lety +164

    I love Steven's reaction to all this, but no amount of humor can completely eliminate the horror I feel at the sight of so many fellow Americans still waving those stupid signs, wearing those stupid red hats, and wholeheartedly applauding that stupid, stupid man, after every evil thing he's done. They honestly don't see how wrong he is in every possible way. They actually think he's helping, even while he hurts us all again and again.
    But then we look in the White House and, sure enough, he's surrounded by people clapping, government officials eager to enforce the adoration of that golden calf. Hell, there might be people reading this who will rush to his defense, tell me I'm clearly wrong about him, call me names like he would. Because name calling is okay. Lying is okay. Cruelty is okay, and anything that isn't okay is a hoax by the Democrats and the "Main Stream Media." They believe it, and their leaders won't tell them they're wrong because they've decided that it's sweeter to warm themselves by the fire while Trump burns our values to the ground.
    I hate that they think they're right. I hate that so much of this country has become bent to the pleasure of someone so pathetic and so proud.

    • @moocrazytn
      @moocrazytn Před 4 lety +17

      What's most terrifying is that after Trump is gone, his supporters remain and we are faced with the realization that we are really two countries. Perhaps we should allow succession this time, although I'd be sad to leave my state of Tennessee once it becomes Trumpistan.

    • @cyndieK1
      @cyndieK1 Před 4 lety +15

      Joe England brilliant comment 👍. It’s absolutely horrific watching all those people being conned by the snake oil salesman.

    • @Ratboy2004
      @Ratboy2004 Před 4 lety +5

      The American Stupids will prevail. It starts in high school.

    • @RK-ec5ms
      @RK-ec5ms Před 4 lety +22

      You’re absolutely right. It’s both sad and critical. Now we can see how the Nazi party came to power, it’s happening right in front of us. To call yourself religious or Christian and vote for a self-confessed female genitalia grabber, just shows that you’ve lost your moral compass completely. It’s amazing. Amazing and horrifying.

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus Před 4 lety +13

      How come Trump can do so many of these rallies on a workday and consistently get full attendance? Don't these people have jobs or school or something?

  • @aleahhenderson-carter61
    @aleahhenderson-carter61 Před 4 lety +141

    Every time I see Roger Stone I think “ Why does he dress like a Batman villain?”

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish Před 4 lety +2

      Trying to look like a debonair Englishman?
      I guess being an American isnt good enough.

    • @aleahhenderson-carter61
      @aleahhenderson-carter61 Před 4 lety +13

      mark nbris A posh Englishman might have been what he was going for. Sure. But the execution was more of a Tim Burton’s version of a Batman villain.

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 Před 4 lety +8

      Stone isn’t classy or dignified enough to be a Spongebob villain, let alone Batman.

    • @jonathanstewart351
      @jonathanstewart351 Před 4 lety +7

      Well, he kinda IS a Batman villain. Except this is real life.

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jonathanstewart351 Too bad there isn't a real Arkham Asylum!

  • @artsypurplewitch
    @artsypurplewitch Před 4 lety +38

    If they chose a Dem nominee on Wednesday, I'd be ready to vote on Thursday - just get that toasted bag of old wonderbread out of the white house!

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn Před 4 lety +674

    Trump: "I'm not allowed to say my daughter is beautiful."
    Is it because he's possibly been warned by Jared to stop coming on to his wife?

    • @menotu000
      @menotu000 Před 4 lety +47

      Nobody "warns" Trump of anything... he is a ruthless, lying dictator who would sacrifice his own family if it meant he would be free to continue his own lifestyle unhindered. He is a 1920s mob boss.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +67

      Why does he keep saying weird shit about his own child?

    • @patricialopez-wd1xe
      @patricialopez-wd1xe Před 4 lety +47

      @@couragekarnga8735
      That's because he doesn't have any respect for his daughter or any other woman for that matter.

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund Před 4 lety +32

      Naaah! Jared is cool with it, since he and Jared are occasionally wife swapping...
      (Now try to get that picture out of your head! 😁😁)

    • @pash9956
      @pash9956 Před 4 lety +7

      @Agent Fungus Maybe he goes to Saudi Arabia to get his Botox and eyebrow sculpting. Like his prince buddy.💅

  • @lobitome
    @lobitome Před 4 lety +69

    When trumped said he stayed out of interfering in Stone's sentence, he told us that he had in fact told Barr to lower it.

    • @MsPeachesandcream
      @MsPeachesandcream Před 4 lety +5

      Like he said of course Melania didn't go in the hospital to have a face lift. Nooooo, really?

  • @LordKalus
    @LordKalus Před 4 lety +109

    also "President Trump" can be rearranged to spell "Mr Putins Red Pet"

    • @BjayawesomeBlackDude
      @BjayawesomeBlackDude Před 4 lety +2

      Okay I give which ones?

    • @Me-ex7qg
      @Me-ex7qg Před 4 lety

      Brilliant

    • @Lux7355
      @Lux7355 Před 4 lety +2

      @@BjayawesomeBlackDude It's spot on as far as I can see, 2 t's, 2 p's, 1 u, 2 r's, 2 e's, 2 m's, 1 n, 1 s, 1 d, 1 i.
      - shrug - 😄

    • @Ntalie43
      @Ntalie43 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Lux7355 It's missing the letter O for Orange Oranguntan

    • @Ntalie43
      @Ntalie43 Před 4 lety +5

      @John Smith Bwahahaaaa. Your cult leader is the one who acts like a child, calling people names and all butt-hurt because people make fun of him (and rightly so). And his cult worshiping sheep are the biggest crybaby snowflakes in the world. Boo hoo. You're making fun of our Lord and savior, the Orange Orangutan. You must be so much fun at parties with your wonderful sense of humor. I mean, how you can you NOT make fun of trump? He's a total joke with his fake hair, fake tan, kindergarten grammar, sniffling, whining toddler, narcissistic, pig of a man baby. We laugh at him (and you folks who have been conned by the biggest con man ever) on a daily basis. Only a brain-dead wet-fart couldn't see that he is scamming people through hatred, fear and pitting "us" vs. "them". He makes you think that all liberals are evil and that they hate the right, which is so not true. We don't hate anyone but the turnip himself. We feel sorry for those being conned into giving up our freedoms, our rights, and our democracy for that ape man.

  • @Gigi-rk7dr
    @Gigi-rk7dr Před 4 lety +392

    I don’t give a damn who wins the democratic nominee, they have my vote! Anyone.. hell, anything, is better than Trump!!!

    • @alexwarner6111
      @alexwarner6111 Před 4 lety +23

      Jill W that’s the whole issue right there, if Bernie wins nomination you need all the Democratic non Bernie fans to swallow their pride and still vote

    • @sjcommander9127
      @sjcommander9127 Před 4 lety +35

      @ARK GREENHOUSE Take your meds, honey.

    • @Magnetron33
      @Magnetron33 Před 4 lety +22

      I'd vote for a groundsquirrel, horse or badger, just get this insane SOB out of there. Who or what is keeping this nightmare going. The IC used to be able to fix problems like this WTF happened?

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 4 lety +5

      @ARK GREENHOUSE uh?..

    • @xyzpdg1313
      @xyzpdg1313 Před 4 lety +4

      The dems are going to have the same problem they did last time. They're going to nominate somebody who puts party first, and they're going to suffer because that person isn't popular enough to drag enough voters out to the polls. This is by design. The DNC is putting themselves first. They're not about to risk nominating a candidate who might shake up the party itself, regardless of whether or not its good for the country. $10 says they nominate Biden, he loses, Trump gets 4 more years in the White House while people whine impotently about "but muh popular vote!!!!" and nothing changes.

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 4 lety +48

    Who would have thought it,
    but being a Very Stable Genius means one suffers from quite a number of malfunctions!!!!

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio Před 4 lety +17

    Congratulations Bernie! 👏👏👏💙 When ya ALL going to stand up and be counted American, vote! It’s that or trump!

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 4 lety +1

      "It’s that or trump!"
      Assuming Bernie wins the nomination. Unless you're threatening to support Trump if Bernie loses the nomination, backstabbing women, minorities, the environment, healthcare; basically everything that Bernie stands for. That won't make more people vote for Bernie in the primaries, but it WILL make a second term for Trump more likely, and if you don't see an issue with that, then what are you supporting Bernie for anyway, if you don't agree with any of his positions?

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 4 lety

      @@rahmed5701
      I'm not assuming any candidate will win or lose. The original comment, however, does imply an assumption that Bernie will win. Bernie supporters will stop getting hate when they denounce the "Bernie wins or we set the country on fire" nuts. And if there are enough of those that denouncing them will cause harm to the campaign, well... THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

  • @stephmaccormick3195
    @stephmaccormick3195 Před 4 lety +42

    Dear student!
    Having trouble understanding events in 1930's Germany?
    Watch this real-time show called Trump's America, and you'll understand every thing you thought was impossible, far fetched or really hard to remember.

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar Před 4 lety +4

      Or read/watch 'The Wave'.

    • @Lux7355
      @Lux7355 Před 4 lety +2

      @@WhiteFangofWar I recommend reading, "It Can't Happen Here", by Sinclair Lewis.

    • @heinrichschmehl611
      @heinrichschmehl611 Před 4 lety +1

      The level of ignorance is startling here.

    • @le2800
      @le2800 Před 4 lety +1

      Steph MacCormick So true! This IS how it all starts! You make a man think that he is above the law eventually he will BECOME above the law. Once that happens nothing can stop him! Then when it is all said and done, the survivors stand around in a daze wondering how this could have possibly happened. Smh

    • @le2800
      @le2800 Před 4 lety +1

      Yakov Valenstein Oh! You are referring to the ignorant reaction of Trump’s audience at the rally to his even more ignorant ramblings?! 🤔 Yes! 👍🏼👍🏼 I totally agree! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😝

  • @ebuzertahakanat
    @ebuzertahakanat Před 4 lety +136

    "This is not okay somebody should do something!" some GOP senator who vote no on impeachment.

    • @peterfecteau2524
      @peterfecteau2524 Před 4 lety +18

      The Republican senators proved that they are accessories to trumps crimes and should be prosecuted for such crimes

    • @m0rphin3_ow63
      @m0rphin3_ow63 Před 4 lety

      @@peterfecteau2524 i think you mean the impeachment was a giant fraud and a bread and circus for the general population. Multiple democrats voted NO on impeachment yet not a single republican voted YES. The only impeachment strictly down party lines. If every republican is in agreement and some Dems agree with republicans then it appears it is the Dems who were being complicit in pelosi and schiffs stupid plot to muddy the news cycles and trumps name before people vote this year.

    • @chevyvel6646
      @chevyvel6646 Před 4 lety +9

      @@peterfecteau2524 All the Republicans that let him off the hook are cowards. I agreed with your statement.

    • @fadedrose9
      @fadedrose9 Před 4 lety +2

      What are YOU doing about this? Have YOU called your state rep?

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 Před 4 lety +6

      M0RPHIN3 _OW - Nice Faux News talking points. You support a criminal enterprise, formerly known as the GOP and you are a traitor to America.

  • @antoniochavez6159
    @antoniochavez6159 Před 4 lety +34

    Bernie!

  • @bionicbezerker1304
    @bionicbezerker1304 Před 4 lety +307

    And this man is still president, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 Před 4 lety +12

      For NOW. I mostly care about keeping the house and taking the Senate

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 Před 4 lety +19

      WTF happened to the Republican party? Were they always closet fascists?

    • @maryjohnson5277
      @maryjohnson5277 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jessstuart7495 that Russian money must be alot.

    • @davidgray8089
      @davidgray8089 Před 4 lety +5

      He's an incestuous creep, imho. I guess this is what they see in him, he's one of them?

    • @winesap2
      @winesap2 Před 4 lety +4

      Not for long if we all vote for sanders

  • @pash9956
    @pash9956 Před 4 lety +10

    "Plod Turd, man..." That's CRAZY! And apropos. Well done!

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 Před 4 lety +2

      Lord Damp Nut. (Courtest of @Kimmy Lee.)

  • @johntao6822
    @johntao6822 Před 4 lety +11

    LAST joke restored my faith in Colbert - it is SO TRUE!!

  • @vestspet4242
    @vestspet4242 Před 4 lety +152

    I was really disappointed that one of the democrats didn't yell out "liar" when he mentioned lowering drug prices... or any other untruthful boast he made during his SOTU.

    • @moocrazytn
      @moocrazytn Před 4 lety +7

      That person probably would've been beaten to a pulp in that mob.

    • @vestspet4242
      @vestspet4242 Před 4 lety +2

      @@moocrazytn Really? Your opinions of the GOP members of the legislature are that low? I suspect you are not the only person who feels that way about Trump supporters in the house and senate. That is truly a shame that their reputation is that bad. And I remember when the press use to complain that congress' approval ratings were in the single digits.

    • @nal8503
      @nal8503 Před 4 lety +1

      @@vestspet4242 Well, what do you expect with half a decade of permanent anti-Trump propaganda?
      Especially when considering the fact that none of these "tolerant" people on the left _ever_ make any effort to actually communicate with their fellow Americans. It's no surprise that so many Democrats from all demographics are leaving the left behind, be it blacks, latinos, LGBT, you name it.
      As a German I'm appalled to see such demented behaviour on your left. It's utterly vile, insane and has nothing to do with liberal values.

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus Před 4 lety +15

      @@nal8503 How can a German possibly confuse the Democrats with a Left-Wing party?

    • @nal8503
      @nal8503 Před 4 lety +2

      ​@@CteCrassus Democrats were always the left side of the aisle in the US.
      Just because they have, between their escapades _as_ the KKK and now, been more centered than the very-far-left EU does not mean that they are not the left of the US.
      Furthermore, the Democrats are swinging to the extreme left.
      So yes, by any sensible standard they have always been off-center with a left tilt that is currently the most extreme it probably ever has been.
      Identity politics? Again? Really? First the KKK, and now full-blown intersectionality? And people still play along as long as they're promised "free stuff"? Free slaves, free stuff from jews, free education, free loans, free money. As long as you pretend you're being good while stealing that appears to be enough.
      Either way, same story as so many times before.

  • @skler69
    @skler69 Před 4 lety +175

    The dearest leader just can't help himself, he just has to lie for no reason and publicly lust after his daughter.

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish Před 4 lety +6

      Donald J wants Ivanka to carry his offspring.

    • @discipleofsakura
      @discipleofsakura Před 4 lety +3

      @@mark-ish I mean, has There been a paternity test performed on her kids? I'm just asking questions.

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 Před 4 lety

      @Rich Savage You are as sick as "The Donald"!

  • @marksmith9704
    @marksmith9704 Před 4 lety +6

    As a Canadian I am proud to belong to a democratic country. Wake up USA.

    • @ybrix101
      @ybrix101 Před 4 lety

      I'm proud that we in the U.S. have a Republic and not a Democracy. Look up what Democracy did for Laura Hillier. 😥

  • @ashleyburbank3129
    @ashleyburbank3129 Před 4 lety +68

    As a New England local, I've never herd anyone mispronounced Concord so many times and so proudly! 😂

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 Před 4 lety +4

      +Ashley Burbank ~ I thought as much too, but then, after the DT clip, Colbert started to pronounce it the same way, so I thought perhaps I'd been mistaken all my life. Nice to hear not. (Guess after hearing it repeated so many times, it just got stuck in Stephen's head.)

    • @gemanscombe4985
      @gemanscombe4985 Před 4 lety +10

      It wasn't just the mispronunciation. As he circled, I put my head in my hands, realizing he had confused Concord, NH with Concord, MA. He remembered the Revolutionary War battles at Concord and Lexington and, trying to sound smart, made a hash of history and geography. Proudly, too.

    • @ashleyburbank3129
      @ashleyburbank3129 Před 4 lety +2

      @@spammyhell6566 If you're going to appeal to local people though, wouldn't you pronounce it the local way? It's like Worcestershire sauce. Different places pronounce it a different way. Also, he was putting a weird emphasis on the end. Which would make it sound wrong, No matter what. Though I see what your saying, Still if you're trying to sell yourself You think you try to appeal the locals a bit more?

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ashleyburbank3129 ~ I must have written it wrong, I was agreeing w/you. I've always pronounced it so it sounds almost like "conquered." Having DT repeat conCORD over and over was disturbing, but then it seemed as though Colbert had begun pronouncing it the same way after the clip, and I thought perhaps I had it wrong. I was relieved to see your comment calling it out.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Před 4 lety +7

      Well that's because Trump is a moron.

  • @JesterfaceBassplayer
    @JesterfaceBassplayer Před 4 lety +73

    He couldn't just say " My beautiful daughter, Welcome to the stage - Ivanka." He had to make it weird.

    • @Lafever1883
      @Lafever1883 Před 4 lety +6

      Always that the only way he rolls. He can not I repeat can not for one moment act like a normal human being. He was to make everything awkward and gross and about him.

    • @tiredlocke
      @tiredlocke Před 4 lety +7

      Because it wasn't a simple paternal "my daughter is beautiful" thought. It was a weird and gross "my daughter is hot. I'd do her!" thought. He was probably standing back, checking her out up and down while she was at the podium. That's who Donald Trump is.

    • @pash9956
      @pash9956 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tiredlocke She's in politics. Otherwise, he'd want her in beauty contests. So he could measure and fondle her. Weirdo.

    • @pash9956
      @pash9956 Před 4 lety

      @@Lafever1883 He is not normal. Not by any stretch.

    • @Lafever1883
      @Lafever1883 Před 4 lety +6

      @@pash9956 I know. You would think just once by accident he would run in to normal but nope. The normal elevator does not stop on his floor ever.

  • @kbbeats3099
    @kbbeats3099 Před 4 lety +146

    Can we all please unite and vote for the Democratic nominee? Anyone on that stage is better than Trump.

    • @WanderingTaoist101
      @WanderingTaoist101 Před 4 lety +14

      Sure when Bernie wins do remember to vote Blue no matter Who.

    • @anne-droid7739
      @anne-droid7739 Před 4 lety +19

      I stand solidly with the bumper sticker that says, "Any Functioning Adult 2020".

    • @kbbeats3099
      @kbbeats3099 Před 4 lety +12

      We can't be divided. That's what they want. This isn't a debate

    • @JustMe-em7hl
      @JustMe-em7hl Před 4 lety +3

      No, Bernie only!

    • @Svf84
      @Svf84 Před 4 lety +2

      Nope, Yang or bust!

  • @mrs.witchyperfect9846
    @mrs.witchyperfect9846 Před 4 lety +190

    "I love Ivanka. She's a great daughter wife" -Trump

    • @annapurna391
      @annapurna391 Před 4 lety +4

      ewwwww

    •  Před 4 lety +5

      ...and Barron is their kid

    • @Bombdizzle
      @Bombdizzle Před 4 lety +5

      @ that's just horrific enough to be true 🤣😦🤢🤮

    • @thatdudeca
      @thatdudeca Před 4 lety +1

      Denam you poor sheep are so delusional. Would you like some red pills?

    • @atlantabraves1529
      @atlantabraves1529 Před 4 lety

      Elroy This is why Trump is going to win.

  • @hasonmorris5542
    @hasonmorris5542 Před 4 lety +39

    You wanna know what MAGA really stands for,Many Are Getting Arrested.

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath Před 4 lety

      and then promptly acquitted by their own friends lol

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Před 4 lety +33

    We need to elect the last man with integrity left in our government. He’s been a shining beacon of hope for 30 years. Bernie 2020

  • @the_stagnant
    @the_stagnant Před 4 lety +70

    PLOD TURD MAN on a red hat literally had me crying.

    • @mattryan2006
      @mattryan2006 Před 4 lety +1

      don't forget there is a j in the middle. Add that in, mix it up and you get Old man pj turd

  • @tamarabailey1893
    @tamarabailey1893 Před 4 lety +14

    I cannot believe this man is a leader of any country! Even Banana republic!

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 4 lety +50

    Whoa, your nation will have some s e r i o u s healing to do after you finally get rid trump.

    • @saradeanpereira
      @saradeanpereira Před 4 lety +4

      I hope they do.. best wishes from Singapore.

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 Před 4 lety +3

      @@saradeanpereira Thank you! So many of us are worried sick here,its bad. Really really bad.

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 4 lety +3

      @@saradeanpereira
      💜They sure will need all the best wishes we can muster.
      My own (best wishes) are Norwegian.

  • @christophercrocker5191
    @christophercrocker5191 Před 4 lety +69

    I'm British but damn I'd love to see bernie win

    • @JustMe-em7hl
      @JustMe-em7hl Před 4 lety +8

      He won the New Hampshire primary and is the favorite to win the Nomination currently.

    • @flangekiwi
      @flangekiwi Před 4 lety +6

      I'm a #ChuffedKiwi here, but I'd like to add my "citizens of the free world" vote for #BERNIE2020.
      I'm sick of the current "leader of the free world".
      Too hard to explain to the kids how a thrice married, multiple bankrupt, pussy grabbing, porn humping, draft dodging, mysoginistic rapist and motivational speaker for white supremacists got the fucking job.

    • @lollylolly8186
      @lollylolly8186 Před 4 lety +3

      Angela Greenkiwi 👏👏👏🤣

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 Před 4 lety

      Baba Ganush tell, I think we can now say she would have been better than him

  • @hazarozgen6508
    @hazarozgen6508 Před 4 lety +17

    I said this before but as a Turk, I feel a sick sense of enjoyment watching The US turning into... well, us. We've been living in this nightmare for 17 years now and lemme tell you, woe to you if you let this man get re-elected. These are your good days.

    • @laurawillits176
      @laurawillits176 Před 4 lety +1

      Scary that we might look back and see now as our good days. Brr.

  • @d.v.crystal5589
    @d.v.crystal5589 Před 4 lety +452

    I know whenever that orange narcissist talks, he’s lying, but he is *especially* lying when he starts a sentence with, “I love,” and does not end it with, “myself.”

    • @tonyjohnson3
      @tonyjohnson3 Před 4 lety +11

      Yeah, orange man bad!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +11

      He's never known love.

    • @Magnetron33
      @Magnetron33 Před 4 lety +8

      Or believe me!

    • @ErykaSoleil
      @ErykaSoleil Před 4 lety +3

      D. V. Crystal : Or "Ivanka."

    • @cr8338
      @cr8338 Před 4 lety +13

      And let’s not forget, “Everybody’s saying...”. Classic preface to a lie.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +61

    5:25
    He's not allowed to say it.. but he does.
    He's also not allowed to grope her, but...

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 Před 4 lety +35

    I feel safer now knowing that our best and dearest medical expert leader has told the virus to go away by April

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 Před 4 lety +4

      Gabe Shakour - he got his degree in virology from the Trump University.

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 Před 4 lety

      Meanwhile ! Left wing propaganda goblins get their political news from late shows classified as comedy entertainment.

    • @wendydabee
      @wendydabee Před 4 lety

      @@bubbles3161 Let me guess, you prefer Fox for your 'news'?
      LMFAO

  • @DrakeyC
    @DrakeyC Před 4 lety +37

    9:00 It's so adorable how proud Donald is that he completed his 1st Grade English homework.

  • @davidbailey1721
    @davidbailey1721 Před 4 lety +22

    What happened to that whole swamp draining thing? Asking for a friend.

    • @gemanscombe4985
      @gemanscombe4985 Před 4 lety +5

      Mexico refused to pay for that, too?

    • @marvinlundy290
      @marvinlundy290 Před 4 lety +3

      Trump has made the swamp deeper. It's now ok too lie, steal, get foregin help to cheat in a election. It's ok. Adam Schiff warned you that it's not ok. Vote blue 2020.

    • @sonyahannah
      @sonyahannah Před 4 lety +3

      He drained it, all right -- directly into the White House.

  • @dulynoted2427
    @dulynoted2427 Před 4 lety +10

    By the way, Great news! The guy with the integrity and best chances of beating trump, Bernie, is on top in New Hampshire.

  • @ottobormann
    @ottobormann Před 4 lety +7

    I love word rearranging Plod Turd Man hahahaha it is absolutely fitting!

  • @pamcandas
    @pamcandas Před 4 lety +19

    I think it finally dawned on Trump today, as Bernie wins Iowa and New Hampshire, he's not going to get an Obama "looking forward, not looking back" free ride ... he's going to face the music and end up a big house he doesn't own ...

    • @jamessandy5873
      @jamessandy5873 Před 4 lety +1

      Pam Candas: If you really think that, you haven't been paying close enough attention.

    • @pamcandas
      @pamcandas Před 4 lety +1

      @@jamessandy5873 what you've typed is called a "throwaway line" ... iow ... you didn't say anything ... you have to continue to then actually say something of substance.

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 Před 4 lety +3

      Pam Candas: I applaud you; however, if the Democratic Party is successful in keeping Bernie down, Trump will win in November.

    • @pamcandas
      @pamcandas Před 4 lety +1

      @@michaeljohnangel6359 yes. that's the challenge. selfish fools could well sink the ship with the weight of their self-interest.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 Před 4 lety +2

      Somebody needs to tell him that he doesn't own the big house he's living in right now.

  • @karenpiraneo5426
    @karenpiraneo5426 Před 4 lety +84

    I'm so sick of him that I can't even watch Cobert and laugh anymore. We don't live in a democracy. If he wins again, he will never leave. He will change all the laws and become our stupid dictator and all the stupid Republicans will back him 100%.

    • @rockykoast7065
      @rockykoast7065 Před 4 lety +2

      Like I said before, welcome to Russia's newest state

    • @barbaracataldo566
      @barbaracataldo566 Před 4 lety +2

      @@wafflesaurus_supreme We can't afford to let nature or natural causes get rid of this one. It won't be soon enough.

    • @rockykoast7065
      @rockykoast7065 Před 4 lety

      @@wafflesaurus_supreme I take some solace from that thought, but he's doing so much damage to the US so quickly... I'm not even American but it has a knock-on effect for the rest of the world too. Sigh...Will Americans vote to kick him out of office? I used to think common sense would prevail until UK voted for BREXIT & Trump got to be POTUS..

    • @beanerg1002
      @beanerg1002 Před 4 lety

      @@wafflesaurus_supreme Are you suggesting he may succumb to a BMCI???
      (Big MaC-ardial Infarction?? My 'quasi-medical' background inspired me to coin this during the 2016 campaign)

    • @landisgallagher
      @landisgallagher Před 4 lety

      may I suggest a psychotherapist or psychiatrist. Laughing is healthy

  • @dayegilharno4988
    @dayegilharno4988 Před 4 lety +57

    Soo... "Make Microsoft Apple Google Amazon Great Again" is the true meaning of MAGA? Who would've thunk! Looking forward to see Bernie tear him a new one in the one-on-ones over this...

    • @Purumal1337
      @Purumal1337 Před 4 lety +6

      soo.. the actual name of the trillion dollar company that owns google, is Alphabet

    • @gemelwalters2942
      @gemelwalters2942 Před 4 lety +7

      The irony being that most if not all these companies manufacture out of China lol and others pay their employees poorly or receive major tax cuts. The ppl at his rally are the scariest part of this because not one of them appear to realize this.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gemelwalters2942 Because they are watching FUX NEWS Morons & Minions -their new morning show.

    • @m0rphin3_ow63
      @m0rphin3_ow63 Před 4 lety

      id love to see bernie and trump debate. u have a self described socialist and a populist incumbent. Bernie has flip flopped his positions and policies so many times he would be ruined in debates. All he does is shout and act angry.

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 Před 4 lety +3

      @@m0rphin3_ow63 Yeah only he did not... You pulled that one right out of your ass - go away!

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 Před 4 lety +26

    no the best anagram is Lord Dampnut

  • @dnightwalker
    @dnightwalker Před 4 lety +29

    5:33 That's so creepy. Specially coming form a sexual predator.

  • @dreww8941
    @dreww8941 Před 4 lety +65

    I’m going to a Bernie rally in Charlotte on Friday

    • @LadyKay9190
      @LadyKay9190 Před 4 lety

      Drew W how was it?

    • @kcal12
      @kcal12 Před 4 lety +2

      Have fun with your commie friends.

    • @DeezTuck78
      @DeezTuck78 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kcal12 Nice troll, nice.

    • @jaytee9
      @jaytee9 Před 4 lety +2

      @Mr V nice attempt, pathetic troll. Every thinking American knows that Medicare for All is cheaper and better than paying predatory insurance companies for nothing.
      Keep bringing up the strawman argument though, Trumpanzee. It's all you poo-flingers have.

    • @kcal12
      @kcal12 Před 4 lety

      @@jaytee9 No no.. only you and your crazy socialists friends know that apparently .

  • @corynardin
    @corynardin Před 4 lety +29

    I really don't know if I can take four more years of corruption.

    • @ca6177
      @ca6177 Před 4 lety +1

      I can’t either!

    • @Treebard
      @Treebard Před 4 lety +3

      Then Vote! 😀

    • @corynardin
      @corynardin Před 4 lety +2

      @@Treebard I voted last time and will vote again. I just don't trust my compatriots. I don't recognize the counter I live in any more. How can half of the country be this gullible.

    • @MrMwmussel1
      @MrMwmussel1 Před 4 lety

      Sadly he will probably win. And really I don’t know which would be worse for the country, him winning or what he and republican leadership will do if he losses...

    • @corynardin
      @corynardin Před 4 lety +1

      @@MrMwmussel1 there is no question in my mind which would be worse.

  • @anne-droid7739
    @anne-droid7739 Před 4 lety +27

    Dump Trump. Any Functioning Adult 2020!

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 Před 4 lety +79

    Hey America, you need to vote in Bernie Sanders. .
    . Signed the rest of the world.

  • @kevencarson4226
    @kevencarson4226 Před 4 lety +45

    Wow, Holly Shit, WTF???
    This is for Real People.😧
    We laugh, but it Ain't Funny.
    Vote Vote Vote!!!

    • @marvinlundy290
      @marvinlundy290 Před 4 lety +4

      Vote blue to send trump to jail!!!!!!!!!

    • @jonathanstewart351
      @jonathanstewart351 Před 4 lety

      @@marvinlundy290 -- And most of the Senate and some of the House, too.

    • @marvinlundy290
      @marvinlundy290 Před 4 lety

      Syrus Coy I would be truly disappointed if the mass of people allow themselves to be bamboozled again. .

    • @Teytuu
      @Teytuu Před 4 lety

      @Syrus Coy Would _you_ consider that?

  • @WhiplashSL
    @WhiplashSL Před 4 lety +52

    "Miscarriage of justice", also the name of Eric.

  • @whiskeySe7en
    @whiskeySe7en Před 4 lety +27

    Need to take a page outta the French Revolution and start dropping heads

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 4 lety

      You might want to read a bit more about the French Revolution, then. They murdered so many people who didn't deserve it; including many people who had supported the revolution up to the moment they were thrown in jail to await the guillotine.

    • @ASDeckard
      @ASDeckard Před 4 lety

      @@badlydrawnturtle8484 The left wing has always eaten itself.

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ASDeckard
      And what is the right doing, now? Romney is getting eaten by the mob as we speak. Seems to me they're perfect mirrors of each other.

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 Před 4 lety +4

      Well said, but how about taking a page out of the American Revolution and throwing the tyrants out?

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 4 lety

      @@michaeljohnangel6359
      You'll notice a pattern with revolutions against tyranny. There are those that succeed, and those that fail. The ones that succeed tend to have one thing in common: The tyranny is imported. The US revolution wasn't clean, but it was able to work because the enemy lived somewhere else, and could decide to pull out when the tide turned against them. When a tyrant is native, pulling out isn't an option, so they fight to the last breath and the last man, leading to a much bloodier, more drawn-out conflict.

  • @shannonbell79
    @shannonbell79 Před 4 lety +283

    Roger Stone reminds me/looks like the bad guy in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” Judge Doom played by Christopher Loyd.. he acts like him too 🤷🏻‍♀️ #dumptrump

    • @roger6672
      @roger6672 Před 4 lety +1

      And you look like with warm milk taste like

    • @je19662008
      @je19662008 Před 4 lety +5

      I think he looks more like the Riddler from Batman.

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 Před 4 lety +1

      Meanwhile ! Left wing propaganda goblins get their political news from late shows classified as comedy entertainment.

    • @shannonbell79
      @shannonbell79 Před 4 lety +9

      Bubbles yes because I said Nothing political. I rather referenced an older movie and it’s character to a resemblance of who Colbert was talking about.
      More trumpims from the trump brigaders who clearly are blind and or uneducated.

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 4 lety +5

      @@bubbles3161 - This is, at least comical and entertainment, ... care to tell us where your right-wing propaganda is fed to you?

  • @AlexLee-bn3og
    @AlexLee-bn3og Před 4 lety +60

    As much as I look forward to Colberts monologues, I feel we're becoming numb to the fact that Trump is rearranging the fabric of America. We joke and laugh at the absurdity of it all, but it continues to go forward. I sincerely hope those who oppose this administration show up to vote in November because every last one of his supporters are.

    • @gabrielasanchez5804
      @gabrielasanchez5804 Před 4 lety +3

      i completely agree with you. I watched the Documentary on Netflix about the nazi concentration camps. iT is very Very difficult to watch. I sincerely believe that Congress should make trump watch it without a distraction. record his reaction and opinions. that would give insight on his true intentions for our country. and the rest of the world.

    • @elcruzer5514
      @elcruzer5514 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gabrielasanchez5804 Don't give them any more ideas!

    • @elcruzer5514
      @elcruzer5514 Před 4 lety +1

      @Maureen Davis What do you have against rehab? Don't be an idiot. Stop putting people down. There's enough division and demonization and demonization going on.

    • @elcruzer5514
      @elcruzer5514 Před 4 lety +2

      @Maureen Davis Hey Maureen, GFYS. I just love people who come to the comments to correct other people's grammar or writing style. Thank you so much for that. Btw it was an error. We're supposed to be working together, don't be such a bitch. (I've been clean for 12 years by the Grace of God).

    • @elcruzer5514
      @elcruzer5514 Před 4 lety +1

      @Maureen Davis You sound like a closet republican or someone that's had a painful experience with an addict. In any case, there's enough hate and intolerance going around. It doesn't benfit anyone to spread it.

  • @blik192837465
    @blik192837465 Před 4 lety +31

    Bernie 2020

  • @sakura5697
    @sakura5697 Před 4 lety +9

    Bernie!!! ❤️

  • @dpotter2113
    @dpotter2113 Před 4 lety +9

    Amazed the joke wasn't that Concord is pronounced Con-curd in NH. So he said it wrong like 12 times.

    • @jaycolbs3251
      @jaycolbs3251 Před 4 lety

      Ya I thought that's where he was going with that joke. Trump saying it wrong over and over was grating on the nerves. That's where I was born and raised and have heard it pronounced wrong my whole life.

  • @jhh2001
    @jhh2001 Před 4 lety +5

    The situation has become very grave. I can't find the humor in it anymore.