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He starts like, this prepared speech about how _feeble_ I am compared to him, how _inevitable_ my defeat is, how the world will soon be _his_ ,yadda yadda yadda. Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!
@Xander the great OMG... so the very first Dorkly Bit actually foreshadowed the 2023 Mario movie as it shows what would have happened if Bowser (represented by a simple Koopa named Mark in the video) had used the power of the Super Star on himself in the final battle of the movie ???
Agree but I think Mario would miss calculate the jump and accidentally falling on the Koopa but taking advantage of the enemy gloating on. You while he is invincible is a pretty good strategy since the enemy won't come for you because there was two goombas in there so he would have lost his mushrooms and would have died by one the fall pits
On examination, the patient was found to have severe concussion and hyperphasia. Hyper meaning high, and phasia relating to speech - high amounts of speech.
what an incredibly original and nuanced idea, someone definitely struck gold with this skit. its like those rare moments in human history where a person will create a magnum opus so pristine it changes the world forever, dantes inferno, michealgelo’s david and ofc dorky’s koopa gets a super star
Here’s something that drives me crazy; HOW THE VILLAINS JUST STAND THERE LETTING THE HERO DO THEIR MONOLOGUE OR TRANSFORMATION, AND NOT JUST KILL THEM THERE!!!
To paraphrase the outlaw Tuco: "When you have to jump on somebody's head, jump on somebody's head, don't talk!"
Haha perfect reference!!
So true.
He was just overwhelmed with joy
The goomba,the boo and the koopa
😂
what does he do? he starts monologuing. he starts monologuing!
Great reference!
He starts like, this prepared speech about how _feeble_ I am compared to him, how _inevitable_ my defeat is, how the world will soon be _his_ ,yadda yadda yadda. Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!
Frozone?
oh my gosh it’s a reference to a great 2004 movie
@@cybernerd7492 I think more to Syndrome in Incredibles.
The smartest villains only gloat over the hero's corpse.
Or gloat *and* act, that works too.
*dumb hero's corpse
IM 999 LIKE
@@blainetate743 nah gloating while doing would lead to issues
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That's why the bad guy always fails. He gloats too much.
I think Mario is the bad guy here
@@Retroist2024 good
@@Retroist2024 they kidnapped the princess
@@Agueybana1978man, fvck the princess
@@Agueybana1978but koopas are just bowser's soldiers, they didn't do anything wrong.
" If you want to shoot, just shoot. Don't talk"
Epic
Is that an extraordinary gentlemen reference?
Nah. Its from " the good, the bad and the ugly"
@@danielhattingh5535 Ohhhh ok ^^
Tuco!
From the very first video Dorkly has ever uploaded, which started everything
Wait for real?
@@montogomery478 Yup
Almost whole 12-13 years ago a CZcams classic
I didn't know they did voice acting since the beginning. I saw some older videos recently without any, so I figured that came later.
You're here too?! I thought you were only at Chikn Nuggit's channel
I'd love this to be an actual feature, where enemies can grab power ups if you're too slow. Give them unique AI to be more aggressive too.
It happen in super paper Mario. Well via one time
That's actually a feature in "Cat Mario" (SYOBON Action) - a Kaizo-style Mario hack with all the sprites replaced with random-ass characters.
They can in the Streets Of Rage series. They can grab weapons or healing items.
@@sigma20xx Bro he meant in a mario game. not a random ass series.
@brettnelson7518 Tf u mean random ass series???? Streets of Rage is legendary
The fact that he sung the soundtrack is hilarious 😂.
Every time Mark says "I'm coming for ya!" and starts humming the invincibility theme I lose it lol.
Moral of the story: Always remember to know that super star isn't that long
Mario was obviously stalling for time, probably thinking "yes, keep talking and enjoy this false short-term happiness of yours."
Fun Fact: this was the first video Dorkly made.
Moral of the story: don't trash talk when you have a advantage
The very first dorkly video in a short? Heck yeah!
@Xander the great OMG... so the very first Dorkly Bit actually foreshadowed the 2023 Mario movie as it shows what would have happened if Bowser (represented by a simple Koopa named Mark in the video) had used the power of the Super Star on himself in the final battle of the movie ???
"Ahh sad, anyways let's jump on someone's head again" - Mario probably
bro had ALL the power in the world, and he wasted it on taunting...
Yeah
Yup
Mark had Mario DEAD TO RIGHTS 😂 he should have gone for the kill instead of talking ish 😂
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Mario could've avoided the Koopa by jumping over it
Yay
Agree but I think Mario would miss calculate the jump and accidentally falling on the Koopa but taking advantage of the enemy gloating on. You while he is invincible is a pretty good strategy since the enemy won't come for you because there was two goombas in there so he would have lost his mushrooms and would have died by one the fall pits
I don't remember Mario freaking out every time he sees a spiny.
On examination, the patient was found to have severe concussion and hyperphasia. Hyper meaning high, and phasia relating to speech - high amounts of speech.
opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
~Eminem
The one that started it all.
Imagine he just jumps over the koopa and keeps going through the level like nothing happened
Just what i was thinking
If only Mark hadn’t spent so much time gloating
Yep, pride goeth before the fall.
"You rascal, you got me monologuing!"
To paraphrase The Good the Bad and the Ugly: "When you gotta stomp, stomp. Don't talk."
@@alpharius1497 gotta love Syndrome lol
@@alpharius1497 I think it's "sly dog". Could be wrong, it's been a few years
a wasted opportunity
Bro got too cocky.
Eminem
😂 his hubris was his downfall
Mario had no reason to be afraid all he had to do was wait!
an old classic that never gets old :3
Villain basic 101: NON MONOLOGUES
And this is why Invincible Power Ups should’ve be used to talk smack
Lesson: Don't flex until you learn your lesson
This brings back memories.
I am now very curious about how many points Mario is worth
Probably a lot
Atleast 3
prob 100
@@Cob9-1 420 lol
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Always a good time with Mario.
A simple premise elevated by great voice acting and animation. Ultimately so much funnier than it has any right to be 👌
That is why you don't monologue. xD
So glad to see blue goomba representation❤
arent they only blue because its dark in the caves? they are still brown just its dark in there
@@nathanielsoto4291ut mario dosnt change colors in the cave, so maybe is other goomba race
Isn’t blue goomba DanTDM? He sounds just like him kinda
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im like, cmon this fking star shouldve ended by now man
there's an alternate universe in which it's called "Super Koopa Bros" and it's a Koopa doing an infinite lives glitch on a descending Mario
If he only stopped talking and walked 😑🙏❤💔
I remember this, and I’ll never get over it 💀
Rule number 1# "don't talk so much"
Mark’s the hero that we never knew we wanted, but always needed
He wasn't scared, he was stalling for time.
Ah childhood nostalgia.
Mario could just jump over him. Easily. It's not like the koopa is in the way.
“He wasn’t a koopa, he was a sadist, koopas don’t waste their times with monologs they just walk off the bloody edge of the stage.”
Man this is why you monologue only after you did the action
Doesn't the super star make you faster?
But it doesn't make you smarter
To a degree
@@syppie6510 lol it should for those seconds of time
Arrogance, its always what gets them in the end.
This is why you get straight to the point and don’t stall
After the Mario Movie, aside from the talking Goombas and swearing, this could technically happen.
Mario movie is looking fire🔥
Mario's mustache when he smiles looks like a finger pointing to his ear
If Mario was smart: **completely avoids the koopa by jumping pass him**
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the first ever dorkly bit. It’s still great to this day
I love when you did "Datata tatata tatata"
Shouldn't spend too much time gloating.
LOL
literally every time the hero gets close to ending the villains plan and the villain
what an incredibly original and nuanced idea, someone definitely struck gold with this skit. its like those rare moments in human history where a person will create a magnum opus so pristine it changes the world forever, dantes inferno, michealgelo’s david and ofc dorky’s koopa gets a super star
THAT BLUE GOOMBA IS A SHINY ONE
and then @gabrielvarez2214 learned that goombas are blue underground
Random Goomba: "Damn it Mark. Less talk, more revenge!"
"Dang it, Mark! Your shell needs Propane, and Propane Accessories to keep the star energy going for hours!"
Proof that happiness is temporary
always remember finish the person first then talk second when you got something better than the other player
What I find most hilarious isn't the fact that the monologuing cost him, its that if he kept walking he still coulda hurt him
This is why you never monologue.
The villain talking his shit on the main character right before he gets boosted by the power of -plot armor- friendship
Bruh Mario trying to run back had me in tears laughing 😂😂
"YOU SLY DOG, you got me monologuing I can't believe it
villains dies from talking too much
I knew what would happen by the sheer amount of time they spent with dialog and stuff
Mario crouching in the corner got me dying 😂
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Destruction - 100
Remember, even the bricks were former denizens of the mushroom kingdom.
Stop hesitating and go you Dang, koopa!
RIP turtle and mushroom.
I didnt even realize when it restarted this is the perfect loop bro
Mario trying to escape is 100% the Best part of the video
That's, ladies and gentleman, was the beginning of everything.
And this is why the villains fails (almost) every time: they talk too much.
To be fair. They never live long enough to realize the star can expire
My advice to Villians is to just do! Dont talk! 😭
Uh Oh!
Bad decision,Mark!
"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"
I love this Dorkly bit short
“Never celebrate too soon”
-ZXMany
Ahhh....curse your hubris, you poor koopa...
I watched this video for the first time 10 years ago man I remember that
I feel bad for the goomba that was yelling “No! No!” He wasn’t hurting anyone and was begging for mercy 🥺🥺
rule 1, dont stall by teasing, or else you get destroyed
Shouldn’t have given up. Koopa still could have touched Mario and might have gotten in a second hit with the element of surprise. 😂
Fumbled the bag right there, lol.
Loved watching this video as a kid.
Here’s something that drives me crazy; HOW THE VILLAINS JUST STAND THERE LETTING THE HERO DO THEIR MONOLOGUE OR TRANSFORMATION, AND NOT JUST KILL THEM THERE!!!
"Don't stop to talk, Don't stop to talk, Dont stop to talk, Don't stop to talk"
- Madvocate
Aaah, I really wanted to see him stomp on Mario
All bark, no bite. Rather, all bark, pressured to bite but never gets that opportunity.
I was just WAITING for that star to go out!
0:09 That moment when Mario frowned for single frame