Mario's Ultimate Record Breaking Speedrun

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  • Can you beat Mario's record-breaking speedrun?
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  • @richardlowery5100
    @richardlowery5100 Před rokem +1139

    Toad: “I am not that person anymore!”
    Me: 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘶𝘱

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 Před rokem +489

    I like to think that Bowser's minions are aware of how badly Mario spiralled after Peach broke up with him, which is why that goomba and that koopa don't actually harm him

  • @JuMiKu
    @JuMiKu Před rokem +517

    Luigi is always such a good brother. 😢

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 Před rokem +2027

    The moment I saw "Speedrun" in the title, I set the speed of this video to 2 times faster.

  • @jyavant2393
    @jyavant2393 Před rokem +491

    "Warp your whistle" What a line

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 Před rokem +9

      The line he said or the one he took?

    • @rendyajadech1957
      @rendyajadech1957 Před rokem +7

      Wait, he's not that person anymore

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc Před rokem +2

      Especially the way he says it XD
      Don't think I won't-a warp-a your whistle for a warp-a whistle!!!

  • @shadow177a17
    @shadow177a17 Před rokem +347

    “Don’t think I won’t warp your whistle for a warp whistle.” - Mario. Best line in the video.

    • @Vashthestampdee
      @Vashthestampdee Před rokem +10

      Who wouldn't warp someone's whistle for a warp whistle.

    • @ppo1502
      @ppo1502 Před rokem +3

      @@Vashthestampdee I wouldn’t

    • @itsdarkhere
      @itsdarkhere Před rokem +2

      @@ppo1502 poor taste my guy

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 Před rokem +1

      @@ppo1502 L rizz

    • @Sppmovies312
      @Sppmovies312 Před 3 měsíci

      i Agree he wants peach to warp his wislte for a warp waistle

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 Před rokem +235

    Toad, never let anyone make you feel ashamed of keeping promises to yourself.

  • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
    @ExtemTheHedgehogLol Před rokem +85

    I said it once, I’ll say it again:
    I guess you could say this run was “tool-assisted”

  • @calebbeddiges5613
    @calebbeddiges5613 Před rokem +73

    Everyone talking bout Toads line but, Luigi's Mama Mia is underrated.

  • @Random_Animator100
    @Random_Animator100 Před rokem +42

    Bowsers voice is just so calm

  • @failure4452
    @failure4452 Před rokem +15

    0:56 “anymore”
    🤨

  • @TheNeoVid
    @TheNeoVid Před rokem +35

    Speedrun is a hell of a drug.

  • @yourrightimsooosorry884
    @yourrightimsooosorry884 Před rokem +87

    This video is 2 seconds quicker than the actual speedrun WR

    • @DatCameraMON
      @DatCameraMON Před rokem +9

      That be a *huge* timesave if this was actually a WR attempt, XD.

    • @daviddow3705
      @daviddow3705 Před rokem +3

      I guess he did get the world record.

    • @seams4186
      @seams4186 Před 9 měsíci +1

      What do you mean? This is like two minutes quicker

    • @garrt8949
      @garrt8949 Před 4 měsíci

      Actually the smb1 record is 4:54 seconds and the smb3 record is 3:00 flat.
      So he's either 38 seconds to 2 minutes faster.

  • @demontamerbf18
    @demontamerbf18 Před rokem +279

    To think about Peach and Bowser as a couple It's funny and messed up at the same time lol.

    • @bipee3937
      @bipee3937 Před rokem +29

      Why? Gentleman Bowser wins in the end

    • @rinzo2009
      @rinzo2009 Před rokem +18

      I have feeling that it will eventually happen.
      The only worthy consolation for Mario (after all his 38-year sacrifice) would be to get Bowsette.

    • @Darth_Xionn
      @Darth_Xionn Před rokem +9

      Plenty of rule34 of it lol

    • @exethehedgehog7678
      @exethehedgehog7678 Před rokem +9

      Where do you think bowser jr came from?
      The Koopalings
      And Koopa kid when he was refferd as bowser son

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 Před rokem +1

      ​@@rinzo2009 how?

  • @Pmboxer
    @Pmboxer Před rokem +29

    Watching this at 2x speed is a trip

  • @Giran_0
    @Giran_0 Před rokem +52

    This feels canon

  • @jozen1098
    @jozen1098 Před rokem +107

    “I am not that person anymore” is just crazy in that context

    • @SovLestlandia
      @SovLestlandia Před měsícem

      "Hey man spare some coins? Ill suck your Tanooki for a Fireflower Hit"
      -Mario goes down the Wrong Pipe, Dorkly 2011

  • @juliennunez-em4mf
    @juliennunez-em4mf Před rokem +9

    1:03 insane god Mario on drugs 🤣

  • @wHw_Syxx
    @wHw_Syxx Před rokem +9

    0:12 Holy I died laughing at that so hard, almost swallowed my joint LMAO!!

  • @TheMeta141
    @TheMeta141 Před rokem +15

    nice that we finally got a prequel for Mario Goes Berserk

  • @Fitz_Sports
    @Fitz_Sports Před rokem +10

    2:00 What happened to the ending with Luigi’s “Mama mia” being cut and the music being changed?

  • @MrMajima
    @MrMajima Před rokem +32

    Watching this after the movie makes 10 times better.

  • @aaronpadilla946
    @aaronpadilla946 Před rokem +25

    I see Mario has been hitting the stardust a bit too much

  • @atdynax
    @atdynax Před rokem +48

    I like this Bowser voice. It sounds like royalty.

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 Před rokem +1

      I kinda like his old British voice on this channel before. But his voice in this video is also nice

  • @genericnameandgamertag7448

    1:15 we’ve lost him

    • @jaco8822
      @jaco8822 Před měsícem

      1:36 he's long gone.

  • @adriandiaz9756
    @adriandiaz9756 Před rokem +14

    1:47 Goomba: I win! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

  • @khukri_wielderxxx1962
    @khukri_wielderxxx1962 Před rokem +95

    "warp your whistle for a warp whistle" gets me every time :)

    • @Rusty84CV
      @Rusty84CV Před rokem +1

      That's not even the line

    • @jozerlol
      @jozerlol Před rokem

      @@Rusty84CV it is the line

    • @Rusty84CV
      @Rusty84CV Před rokem +2

      @Jozer it is now since they've edited their comment

  • @renatoramos8834
    @renatoramos8834 Před rokem +47

    I love how the toad specifies he is not that kind of person ANYMORE.

  • @Anthony-fo8no
    @Anthony-fo8no Před rokem +15

    0:18 When he started to scream and naruto run I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @keynanmartinez
    @keynanmartinez Před rokem +78

    "Don't Do Drugs Or You Go To Hell" - Mario, Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

    • @yuishishido8780
      @yuishishido8780 Před rokem +6

      No no no, you go to hell BEFORE you die.
      How does that work? I don’t know, I’m on drugs.

    • @duckboy5252
      @duckboy5252 Před rokem +5

      Don’t use drugs. Except steroids. In which case, use lots of drugs.
      - random game character

    • @metageek7878
      @metageek7878 Před rokem +1

      ​@@yuishishido8780that my friend is called a bad trip

    • @powguma
      @powguma Před rokem +1

      Right, it was ‘you go to hell BEFORE you die’. That actor lost a friend to drug abuse, and he was saying your life can turn into a living hell.

    • @yuishishido8780
      @yuishishido8780 Před rokem

      @@metageek7878 so that’s why a tiny gremlin is trying to eat my toes.

      Never mind, it’s just a puppy.

  • @maddestmike5791
    @maddestmike5791 Před rokem +46

    I love the way Mario shouts "Prude!!" and then jumps through the Toad House's ceiling. XD

  • @anothisflame8266
    @anothisflame8266 Před rokem +7

    Oh hey this video. Neat. Enjoyed it on Lowbrow, enjoy it here.

  • @HaydenLH31
    @HaydenLH31 Před rokem +6

    This actually almost made me cry.

  • @combatking0
    @combatking0 Před rokem +2

    Hahaha, "Shitake face"! brilliant!

  • @hughmorris7557
    @hughmorris7557 Před rokem +16

    Wow, Mario was able to run through the boxes and pipes like they weren’t even there! Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • @brandoncastellano1858
    @brandoncastellano1858 Před rokem +27

    The timeline where the Peaches song and pickup line worked.

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 Před rokem +8

    Mario was bound to get sick of Mushrooms at some point...

  • @cgarcia3614
    @cgarcia3614 Před rokem +106

    This feels even more messed up after having seen the wholesomeness that was the Mario Movie.

    • @vicpariah3444
      @vicpariah3444 Před rokem +12

      Actually, I feel like the Mario movie is incomplete without this. This completes it for me.

    • @dylanzlol7293
      @dylanzlol7293 Před rokem +5

      ​​@@vicpariah3444 mario movie spoilers (kinda?):
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      After mario and luigi go into the sewers, mario accidentally breaks a few pipes, filling the room with smoke. Mario starts having seizures and was sent to a nearby hospital.
      Mario wakes up.
      "Luigi...? What happened? I was in the mushroom kingdom and then..." mario says.
      "Mario? You were having seizures and yelling things like "toad", "peach" and more weird stuff, brother, your vocal cords are broken and you sound high pitched and... whats-a mushroom kingdom?" Luigi says.
      Mario realizes whats real.
      "I-i... how much are the hospital bills?" Mario says.
      "Well, it was a lot, so i had to abandon our plumber job, we weren't paid very well to be honest, and besides, that spike guy kindly offered me to go back into working for him. So yeah, welcome to real life bro, i'm glad to have you back." Luigi says, he leaves the room. Mario is staring at the ground shocked for a minute.

  • @leebear2845
    @leebear2845 Před rokem +10

    Oh so it's that kind of "speed run."

    • @AsherTheAngel
      @AsherTheAngel Před rokem +2

      I see what you did there

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Před rokem

      Saved By the Bell would have called it a caffeine run

  • @dking657
    @dking657 Před 9 měsíci +5

    1:34 😂😅

  • @Gust_The_Man
    @Gust_The_Man Před 10 měsíci +1

    0:09 and this is how dorkly gets monetized

  • @dyscotopia
    @dyscotopia Před rokem +3

    This was like the Requiem for a Dream of dorkly videos. Almost as funny as it is sad

  • @mentalward718
    @mentalward718 Před rokem

    So happy to see dorkly making more vids

  • @Yewtewba
    @Yewtewba Před rokem +2

    This was great, but made me realise I'd really love to see an accurate recreation of the mario 1 top speedrun.

  • @weegee_hates_the_blind
    @weegee_hates_the_blind Před rokem +39

    British bowser will always be my head cannon bowser.

  • @brendalyndemary6002
    @brendalyndemary6002 Před 5 měsíci

    0:52 "Don't think i won't-a warp your whistle for a warp whistle" -Mario.

  • @Blaze4ification
    @Blaze4ification Před rokem +2

    Looks like movie fame got to him, poor bastard.

  • @HoraceInkling
    @HoraceInkling Před rokem +18

    I like how Toad said “I’m not that person anymore”.

  • @GT-Rev
    @GT-Rev Před rokem +3

    "I am NOT that person anymore"

  • @seank829
    @seank829 Před rokem +3

    Holy Hell, I'm dying 😂 not even 20 seconds in and I had to pause to clean soda that I spit

  • @mikewaterfield3599
    @mikewaterfield3599 Před rokem +4

    Ok, snorting a star is priceless!

  • @civilwildman
    @civilwildman Před rokem +7

    Saw the Super Mario Bros Movie today. It was AMAZING! :D

  • @TotalProductions123
    @TotalProductions123 Před rokem +2

    Is dorkly back?!!

  • @jptruth2372
    @jptruth2372 Před rokem +26

    Toad - "Im not that guy.... anymore" 😂

  • @kyleoliver637
    @kyleoliver637 Před 6 měsíci

    Lolz! The warp whistle scene 🤣

  • @cartoonking1789
    @cartoonking1789 Před rokem +3

    Good on the goomba for winning

  • @SweboySMM2
    @SweboySMM2 Před rokem +4

    I thought I recognized the video. Still nice!!

  • @GuardianKyle
    @GuardianKyle Před rokem +1

    Now I want a Sonic version. With tje string of bad to lackluster games over the years, I expected him to have a mental breakdown.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před rokem +39

    Good for Goomba. He deserves a win.

  • @AsherTheAngel
    @AsherTheAngel Před rokem +16

    Mario takes speed to go speeding away noice!! 😂😮

  • @ashmander3465
    @ashmander3465 Před rokem +2

    Great video

  • @shoyohinata808
    @shoyohinata808 Před rokem +2

    “I am not that person anymore” Ayo Toad?

  • @poputchik4910
    @poputchik4910 Před 11 měsíci

    The sound design bro, it's fantastic

  • @ressa3524
    @ressa3524 Před rokem +5

    Such a time loss with the Koopa and Toad now he's gotta do it again

  • @TheDevouredEagle
    @TheDevouredEagle Před rokem +76

    I'd never thought in a million years that I would see these classic levels in such an animation 😂👌 Fantastic work! These are a 💯 times better then the movie

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 Před rokem +2

      No kidding.
      I didn’t even BOTHER watching it!
      A waste of time and private investments.
      And Mr. Wannabe Mario Chris was terrible!
      The only reason I people went to go see that movie is because Jack Black was in it.
      He’s the only reason I even bothered looking up clips.

    • @oentrepreneur
      @oentrepreneur Před rokem

      ​​@@DamontheDemon7 what does that have to do with anything he said?

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 Před rokem

      @@oentrepreneur That these videos are 100 times better than the movie.

    • @Sinn0100
      @Sinn0100 Před rokem

      ​@@DamontheDemon7
      What? The Mario film was great and so was Prat. I'll admit that I was worried he didn't have the range for the role but he nailed it. The only part of the movie that sucked was being forced to listen to Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong. Every single Dorkly video is 10 times funnier than he will ever be.
      For reference- The reason people went to see the Mario film was because it was a Mario film and it was completely safe for children to watch. The latter part is why Super Mario Brothers absolutely wiped the floor with Disney. It had nothing to do with Pratt or Jack Black.

  • @aziz7323
    @aziz7323 Před rokem +9

    "IAM not that person anymore" LOL

  • @theHedgex1
    @theHedgex1 Před rokem +1

    Finally. A Mario that Sonic for hire can agree with.

  • @patrickblakethesaint
    @patrickblakethesaint Před rokem +2

    Well that was dark

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus Před rokem +3

    That shroom addiction is started to show.

  • @awesomeone2779
    @awesomeone2779 Před rokem +1

    The ending sounds like it came directly from a fanfic I've read before.

  • @mageius
    @mageius Před rokem +21

    They really need to do a sequel to this one.

  • @supermarionoobs2639
    @supermarionoobs2639 Před rokem +5

    God I love British Bowser.

    • @chaosgreyblood
      @chaosgreyblood Před rokem

      If I remember correctly, it was based from Colin Firth.

  • @ZeldaMaster285
    @ZeldaMaster285 Před rokem

    Luigi just being a good brother and Mario has to exploit that.

  • @Heron11177
    @Heron11177 Před rokem +1

    Good to see british Bowser is still here

  • @LocksLifeLove
    @LocksLifeLove Před rokem +9

    _Speed_ ... run. I see what you did there.

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 Před rokem

    Sonic: *grinning like a smug maniac*

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 Před rokem +1

    Mario feels the need for "speed"

  • @chrisstevens2
    @chrisstevens2 Před rokem +3

    Speedrun! Huh, neat!

  • @Khalith
    @Khalith Před rokem +1

    Great video.

  • @elizabethescalante8114
    @elizabethescalante8114 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I wonder if Dorkly will make a sequel video of Mario in a straight jacket, locked away in rehab?

  • @Matthew-is-Moving
    @Matthew-is-Moving Před rokem

    Man's so crazy he's clipping through pipes

  • @manoftheusajones5147
    @manoftheusajones5147 Před rokem +2

    Next time, use 1 of Sonic's Quills!

  • @graywolfdracon
    @graywolfdracon Před rokem +8

    I watched this after watching the Mario movie earlier tonight and that adds a weird context to this.

  • @PeeJay_Bonobo
    @PeeJay_Bonobo Před rokem +1

    Speed is a hell of a drug

  • @iamawesome4026
    @iamawesome4026 Před rokem +14

    Him snorting the thing inside the star is so weird but funny

  • @thobat14
    @thobat14 Před rokem

    LMAO that last Mama Mia! from Luigi 🤣

  • @Macncheese6522
    @Macncheese6522 Před rokem +12

    I love this lol

  • @JavesYCD
    @JavesYCD Před rokem

    Missed you bro!!!

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 Před rokem +1

    This is clearly a crystal methrun though.

  • @Canadas_Very_Own
    @Canadas_Very_Own Před rokem

    This is so wrong and yet so hilarious at the same time.

  • @almostontimehero5415
    @almostontimehero5415 Před rokem

    Welcome back.

  • @sethporter9066
    @sethporter9066 Před rokem

    "Don't think I won't warp-a your whistle for a warp whistle!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakekong8489
    @jakekong8489 Před rokem +4

    Great more Mario

  • @Rahul_Sastry
    @Rahul_Sastry Před rokem

    Just start your villan arc already!

  • @rayyaninspookymonth1630
    @rayyaninspookymonth1630 Před rokem +20

    Mario does need help, he blows his nose on random items like they're 3 ply tissues on a cold day!

  • @gamliel2782
    @gamliel2782 Před rokem +1

    "2:22 ?
    I can do better"
    a Speedruner probably

  • @EdmondBrown
    @EdmondBrown Před rokem

    Toad: I am not that person anymore.
    🤨😂

  • @willxiong1569
    @willxiong1569 Před rokem

    I never thought about calling a Goomba, "Shitake" face.

  • @AwesomeGamer-om4hm
    @AwesomeGamer-om4hm Před rokem

    First Pixel Pete and now this.

  • @husnainnaeem553
    @husnainnaeem553 Před rokem

    Wow well that's really intense