THE DARK WORLD OF MARIO DORKLY BITS
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Sorry-o Mario
What about the nonexistent world of Kirby Dorkly Bits?
Kirby's already too dark
What about Telltale Games' Super Mario Bros.
Try Digimon? As mentioned on another video, it's one i've seen few make parodies/fun of.
Eres el mejor
Mario's voice actor is overqualified
Gotcha!
How do I find you literally everywhere? Wtf?
@@chrisisbored3308
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I think everyone is better off not questioning this person's existence
@Connor Sorenson same..same
I die every time Mario goes berserk.
"Start the car!"
"Wha-?"
"I said GET IN THE F*CKING CAR!"
There's exactly 100 likes noice
aaaaaaaaa
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
700! Dayyum!
Oh you got to be a fucking kidding me
Run Luigi food is scarce this time of the year
Mario: *paratroopa abuse*
Mario: the thought of me hurting an animal is disgusting
Also Mario: *burns fish underwater*
Like a POTUS saying there are good people on both sides of a neo-Nazi protest. Tell him he's a racist and he'll respond the same way Mario does.
Yeah and peta complains about the tanuki suit
They should be complaining about yoshi abuse
hes breaking the laws of peta AND PHYSICS
Same Mario: wears his brother's skin n makes 1000s of Yoshis fall to their deaths
"So, how did you all die?"
"We were getting abused by a Red Plumber."
👻 : I slipped on a 🍌
@@mistylover7398 *Banana*
@@xboxoneyes7734 😵
@@mistylover7398 bonana
Banana gun
"ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY!!"
HeeHaw Go to freaking Walmart idc lmao
SupaBonnie You know who Holly Is?
*HOLLYWOOD*
"THOWMP NO"
@TheLuigifan8881 "So, you want me to get bigger, faster guns?"
"JUST GET NORMAL GUNS. GO TO FREAKIN' WALMART, I DON'T CARE!"
AND BOWSER ALREADY PAID CHILD SUPPORT
Why do I love British Bowser so much? Something about this giant fire breathing turtle dragon having a posh English accent gets me every time
@Jake Sangria we're still monsterous, just more cloak and dagger now, we can still topple nations just as well as we used to, just need one deployment of the S.A.S. for one objective, and the day after, the nation falls
osmacar bit cringe mate
USA: This Bowser uses cookies
Across the pond: This Bowser uses *biscuits*
british got a thing with being big mean bad guys
@@osmacar5331 right.. xP
Mario: " cruelty has no place in my videogames "
Proceeds to burn yoshi to death
Lol 😆
Was drinking milk while reading this and spilled it through my nose
Mario: "We know you care PETA, and-a so do we"
He says before capping a Koopa. AFTER beating it nearly to death with it's own shell XD
Tails on a bench
Hypocrite mario
the guy who voiced mario nailed it. This is exactly how i feel he would talk in real life
For some odd reason, I think he would sound like Chris Pratt.
@Richard Reavis this was before or after the movie was announced
So how’d you all died?
*Oh I slipped in the shower.*
I lost my inhaler
I ate before I went swimming.
@@Jay-mz3cp I fell down an elevator shaft, survived the fall but was then crushed to death by the elevator. yup :l
*I lost my inhaler*
Real Ghost sounds like the Inbred Yoshi
The voice acting is amazing in these. English Bowser is a hilarious idea
@@lisamyers-lucas74 no, just no. British is the same as English when it comes to the accent. I'm being more specific. That's like saying Egypt isn't part of Africa.
@@lisamyers-lucas74 An English accent is different than a Scottish or Welsh Accent, despite all three being part of Britain.
well now jack black will voice bowser in a movie
He should be the VA for the upcoming movie.
Indeed
Mario wears Luigis skin
Wolves: So you have chosen Death
Mario : 😱
Yoshi:Are you parents siblings or something?
Inbred yoshi:My mom is my dad’s mom.
😂😂
The Joestars: There is another.
Sweet home Alabama
Love how mario decapitated bowser only for bowser to be alive in the very next scene
Fake Bowser. In all castles with mushroom people the Bowsers are fake, the real one is only in the last castle, with Peach. I see you haven't properly played the original Super Mario Bros
Mario can do it 99 times in a row.
Quit being a smartass. He was obviously making a joke and you didnt get it. Plus he posted this comment 1 year ago why bother even replying
Also in the first Mario If you kill bowser with a fireball in every world other than 8 you see it was just a goomba or koopa in disguise so in fact that boss would have been a fake bowser not the real on and yes I know it's for comedic effect dont worry I'm not that dense
I always got confused when i was a kid. "Why does it show random enemies when i kill bowser?" But i knew that years ago and it made sense. Well i am still a kid but when i was a kidder. You know what i mean xd
Bowser? Afraid of wolves? Why not have Mario ride a wolf instead of a Yoshi?
*Edit* - _Why the F does this have so many likes?_
Cause Mario isnt Midna.
cause all the wolves in the mario universe have rabies
@Blue Toad lol thanks, my favorite Toad. X3
the wolf would eat mario....and then go eat bowser
I mean would you not bet afraid of wolves
The amount of pixelated blood in dorkly videos can fill the whole ocean
Mario: I wouldn't even think of hurting an animal
Also Mario: *Violates the laws of physics and nature just to kill a fish underwater with fire*
Toad’s house being rigged remains a personal fav of mine
Andrew here. I like that one too. That was the first one I ever wrote!
Dorkly Oh really? Neat
And the best part is that is actually true. The game decides your prize when you enter the Toad House, and it's the same prize regardless of the chest you choose, instead of generating an unique item for each chest. It's one of the most clever jokes Dorkly has come up with.
BIIIIG WINNER !...
Juiyers H uuuhh that’s nothing go away Luigi don’t look at it
Mario lied. Tanuki suits are actual suits not leaves.
10 months, 71 likes and no replies?
@@devog1842 thanks for bringing it up. Honestly had no idea. Lol
Oof
Tanuki*
@@tomixravenloss thanks o/
Not sure why I laughed so hard at "Oh no, it's wolves!" 😄
Literally my favourite line out of all of Dorkly
Peach still making mario a cake even while being "regular" kidnapped is oddly wholesome
Wtf îs wrong with you
Dorkly Bits sounds like
Breakfast cereal
part of an incredibly unbalanced breakfast
@@dorkly don't you mean Bayonetta-ohs?
shutup_takemoney.gif
Dorkly part of a balanced nightmare
Yep
The Mario goes berserk one never gets old.
I love it haha
Amen to that
@@Historicutuber I said start THE CAAC) xD
GET IN THE F****** CAR
The entire video is pure gold
8:34 Peach : OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?
Mario : thats our new puppy ! His name is chain chomp.
Peach : *it looks like if a bowling ball had sex with pacman*
WTF. XD
12:06 I just love how the Super Metroid intro music fits soo good in there.
“I can’t believe peta accused me of harming a animal to wear his skin” -Mario
Also Mario- *proceeds to kill and harm every single creature that stands before him*
He never put on any of the skin correct?
Some random as hell person I mean, beating the absolute shit out of a turtle with its on shell, with blood splattering everywhere and then when it eventually dies after a very agonizing dead, gets shot multiple times with more blood and visceral spouting all of the place is on par with skinning a animal and wearing its skin to make you fly.
No shit
That's the joke.
I sure when peta does dump shit I'm linking that video
The title should have been “The Dark-a World of-a Mario Dorkly Bits-a”
It’s yoshi
For the win
Windows 93
I read this like a Italian
Get rid of the last -A and you are good
6:35 all of my children 𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝐷 𝐽𝐸𝑅𝑅𝑌
Rick and Morty joke.
It isn’t. just because it says Jerry doesn’t make it Rick and Morty reference
Me, after wearing a mask all day: "I can't a-feel my mustache!"
Mine gets super itchy
@@drigondii* itchs *
@@mistylover7398 *itches
@@Raison_d-etre *farts*
@@mistylover7398 You've got nothing but farts. Got it.
"At last, the Mario brothers."
"Oh no. It's Wolves."
That part always makes me laugh so hard.
Also the last one is definitely irony at its finest.
Thank you Mario! OH MY GOD! AHHH!!!
Bowser would wreck those wolves.
I loved both of those parts. 😂😂😂
Mark van der Wal d
@@serenitythelightone7541 The question is did the wolfs eat her or did they take her as their mate?
I love whoever voices Mario
5:44 i see Bowser is learning from Kevin the Assistant
The ghosts wife was princesses peach and she killed him for cheating, so his unfinished Business was to kill the man wis wife was cheating on him with
well good for him, i guess.
You heard the story wrong, he was cheating on his wife so his wife killed him.
SkillShare Kirby no you dont get it ghosty boi was cheating on peach WITH MARIO
That... makes sense.
Is your pfp from tuber simulator
1:19 Pretty sure Bowser can fight off some wolves.
i mean he only has hundreds of cannons, bunch of tomahawks shoved up his ass, he can litteraly breathe fire and has a flying clown face copter thingy with a bunch of weapons, wolves aren't much of a problem
@@spacetrainbaby3737 I don't think they're supposed to be tomahawks. I think they're supposed to be hammers.
@@thecplman1 oh ok . _ .
@@thecplman1 but what's the difference
@@thecplman1 ones more painful and the other's more lethal.
"I can't even feel my moustache"
Yeah Luigi. That's normal.
“Ah the mario brothers, time to destroy you once and for al-oh god it’s wolves”
Even in death, Kevin is a great workplace asset.
"so how did you guys die?
Uh I lost my inhaler" died 😂
Died ik astma
Bro asthma is a real problem, are you making a joke or do you not know what the hell an inhaler is?
Green cat he’s clearly making a joke lighten up
N0VA hey sorry I didn’t know
I lost Bowser's kids by Karen and got burnt to crisp
Conspiracy theory:
*Mario is a furry.*
Before, I'd argue this.
But him wearing a cat suit in the new game, and a frog suit in older games... I can't argue this. There's just too much evidence.
@@bataton7733 too many furry suits to comprehend lmao
CONFIRMED
Mario isn't. But goombas are and so is luigi.
The Beserk Mario and Peta had me dying laughing. We need a CGI Mario movie with this kind of self aware humor... it would be the only way to do a Mario movie justice, has to have adult humor. I mean it’s literally a story about a plumber who goes down a pipe and gets addicted to mushrooms while trying to save some hot ass princess (oh and Luigi’s there too).
13:47
Mario: *Puts on a peta power up*
Mario:What am I now?
Luigi: I don’t know, A animal abuser?
Mario: No I PETA!
Luigi:What’s the difference?
Both: (laughing here)
I get it now.
But it doesn't mean I wish I did sooner.
I love that Chainy was actually happy to see Bowser. Its cute.
i find it funny bowser was more mad at chainy for barfing on him then chainy litterly eating mario and peach
@@adad87821 Isn't that what Bowser would do?
@@adad87821 I agree some screwed up scenes but still interesting
@@Raison_d-etre this is my favorite
11:35 😂🤣😂i’m DYING right here!
14:47 at least he cared enough to finish him off
So... You guys want to go-a haunt-a Luigi?
FUK LUIGI
HELL YEAH!!
Fuk Luigi
Yeah! He put our cousins in vaccums!
Yeah! God I'm super late to this party!
14:20
That sick bastard...
*HE DIDNT GRAB THE YOSHI COIN*
Jamie Roe sarcasm
Then? Sick bastard? Try 0:42......
@@jamieroe9655 Yeah sure
Jamie Roe take it easy it’s just a video
@@jamieroe9655 well someone can't take a joke
3:09 I saw that happen to Shuckle. Now I know the origin 😂
5:00 idk why but I like how toad is saying yes with gun in his mouth xd
12:12 oh It's-a legit....
I love that one!
B R U T A L I T Y .
Gained the lead.
I mean, October is already over, but ok.
Wierd flex but ok
weird gex but ok czcams.com/video/CksQPb-nYtQ/video.html
What does that have to do with anything?
No, it's October 48th.
Hey, people start decorating for christmas early so why can't we have halloween late?
10:00 no bacon strips for you tonight
I love the part when toad talks to Mario when he kidnaps peach. Mario faces is priceless
13:44 Mario is just doing what Peta's doing.
Peta: They grow up so fast.
4:51 Poor choice of words Toad!
Merio killed 26 animals during his “speech”
PETA would like to know Mario’s location
PETA broke the record sooner
It’s actually 22
@@breadman3841 I see you're not the only one cursed with knowledge
@@professionalidiot1156 so they can give him a reward for doing there job for free
I love how Mario calmly talks about how he hates animal cruelty while he beats the crap out of many animals
2:30 That ghost is actually an upgraded zombie from Heroes of Might and Magic II
And when it devours Mario those are sprites from a Splatterhouse III's monster
"At last, the Mario Brothers. Now to finally destroy you once and for--
*Oh no, it's wolves!"*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD
That had me dying laughing
Just by this comment the world can know that you like to be mean to people
Everyone please stay away from her shes insane
Jrlopez
You have used emojis prepare for destruction
I love when Mario geos full on survival mode and olso siko mode
3:05 “Huh, well look at that. I guess I finished all my business. Now, I get to go to hell. *YAYYYYYYY-* “
The part where Mario gave the coin to the shady toad and use a P-Block to kill him. It was so creative and I wish It was a real gimmick in the actual game. It is just so creative!🥰🤩
Darkly Bits
Thanks I hate it
this guy gets it
@@dorkly I dont get it
D A R K L Y B I T S
And now you're here! WTF
This is the best version of mario, thank you Clint Gage for giving mario a better voice personality.
I love how bowser is basic level immortal
Mario's voice actor is simply a genious
Now I realize how dark this shit gets
Yeah when played back to back they're pretty fucked up. Still funny though
Bowser is such a strong guy he could have just breath fire at those wolves
Bowser regularly gets trounced by a 5'1" tall fat guy. He's not really all that strong.
@@RabblesTheBinx could have still gone in his shell or done a shell spin to spike the wolves
But then Peta would hunt him down
@@RabblesTheBinx hes strong but hes dumb
1:02 I almost spit out my cereal ✋🏻🤣
4:22 Mario gets a gun whanted a tanuki suit kills toad and puts him in a chest for Luigi
Typical
5:05 “likeamagesticanimalofajapaneselore?”
No
@@Zekrom115 yes
@@Spaceman-1228 maybe
0:32 voice actors of both are so good i like voices of both especially luigi one. don't change them ever
“ I said get in the fuckin car” makes me laugh every single time I hear it.
That PETA one was damn finny
Funny*
@@StarKnight54 finny*
True
Where is it?
I do not-a harm-a any creature, and-a nobody would do anything like-a that in our-a games.
(Is murdering several innocent creatures for no reason gruesomely)
7:14 you just took incest to a whole nother level...
"Wait how did you bake a cake while kidnapped"
No seriously how
Even though this has been out for over a year now...i always come back for I love the entertainment of all of dorkly's videos...never has gotten old
“Biiiiggg winnaaa...........”
When you think Dorky upload a new video and see it was just a compliation video
Collab? Don't you mean compilation?
@@TayoEXE oops :D
Logan Waltz also a great way to abuse watch time
ive completely forgotten all of these, but i know ive watched at least 99% of all dorkly animations, so im completely thankful they did this. this is why reddit reposts exist and still get so popular
When you see pokemon rusty
The end of the Toad House, with the music gone, Luigi's face, and the flat delivery of Toad, "Big winner." Was amazing.
I can’t say anything about the bullet bills because I never could avoid them XD
"Go to freaking Wal-Mart I don't care"
One of the best lines of all time. Thank you so much Dorkly so that this line could be uttered.
11:29 pretty genius idea to ask peach which castle is the one besides going without knowing
Best moment of the video 13:30
Imagine if Mario turned into the doomslayer, this is what it would be like
2:32 "I lost my inhaler" lol
Nice profile pic
"Huh, well look at that. I guess I finished all my business. Now, I get to go to hell! Yaaaaaayyyyyy!"
13:41 This one is my favorite bit. It makes me laugh all the time.
3.42 million subscribers are well deserved! Hope you make it up to 4 million soon. Incredible work, no critisism to make. Stay Healthy
13:57 Mario: talks about how attacking an animal like a tanooki raccoon would sicken him while committing murder of various animals like yoshi.
ShadowBlixen
"Cruelty has absolutely no place in my video games"
Cheese Bridge Area: You sure about that?
I would always kill an animal when I have the chance -probably Mario-
5:33 never messed with the boss
Well done! I thoroughly enjoyed them all, especially the ones about the big slow gun bullets and PETA.
Man Nintendo should hire you to telecast these on TV 🤣🤣🤣
Aka: if mario was more realistic
Which one
Not really imho.
Heyy wazzup Pinguino
These moments are dark and cool on Mario’s adventure
It kills me that Mario and Luigi don't just speak Italian when it's just the two of them, keep speaking English in Italian accents LMFAO 😂
That's because they're not Italian. They're from Brooklyn. Didn't you see the movie?
3:28 when he collected so much mushrooms and fell, he should have made the power-down sound while getting smaller.
13:35 *THERES NO NEED TO FIGHT HIM WHEN HES ALREADY FIGHTING YOU*
Toad-napper: I need to inspect it to make sure it’s legit
Mario : *oh itsa legit*
Also Mario : *coin block*
I only recently discovered Dorkly, like less than 3weeks ago. Everything i'v seen weather it be about Pokemon, Mario, Sonic, or any other character the writing and comedy are absolutely brilliant more often than most enjoyable content. i only wish i had noticed them years ago!
Officially Subscribed. 👍
Thank You Dorkly for the content
12:42 to 13:38 come on Nintendo make this Mario game we can handle it:)
And call it Mario of War.
Or DOOM : the slayer of mushroom kingdoom
Hmmmm......
*super smash bros.... MARIO EDITION!!!*
@@valentinsapateiro7017 The ones who taste the bite of his sword,
Call him. The Shroom slayer.
Can’t wait for the new game they announced, “Mario commits genocide”!