If Pokedex Entries Were Literal 2 (Compilation)
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Nintales: is a Ninetaled-fox
Dorkly: Dog.
Charizard: is a flaming dragon
Dorkly: dinosaur
@@robbywally9599 Tbh not even pokemon views him as an official dragon
I'm sensing naruto vibes
@@KennyMcDonaldo I WILL BE THE LA-
@Joshua Fischer or Kyubbi
The real trick in Pokemon is to find that one pokemon that isn't a murderous psychopath out to destroy the world.
Pichu?
But those are the best Pokemon competitively
Azurill. Unlike pichu, at least pichu can burn you with electricity. Azurill is a big crybaby and can’t to squat to you
Magikarp
Togepi
That "The more you know" thing KILLED me
And knowing is / the battle😀👍GI JOE!!!!!!
Literally
Send the timestamp please 😅
Did it kill you quicker than the Cubone mother
@@ThisGuyHasName that's a joke dude don't take it seriously 😑
*”Oh shit he’s gonna become the Sun everybody run runnnn”*
Tell me when I seen this I just got on that part😂
0:01
NOBODY CAN RUN FROM THE SUN!!!
*"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"*
There's nowhere to run, there's only hell, realized on earth...
"Cubone it always wears the skull of its dead mother"
Ditto: Give It Back
*._.*
She call it my hospital
Clever
I just noticed that when the Cubone mother explodes, there's 2 skulls. One goes flying off the screen
@@marcuslaffey1637 that's the mother's mother's skull
Dorkly wouldn't be here if Nintendo didn't have a messed up Imagination on these Pokemon.
Well, Gamefreak. Nintendo is just a publisher.
Well, the ratata thing is a real thing with some animals.
@@Golemoid technically there's 3 or 4 companies that own Pokemon. There's a company literally called the Pokemon company. I do believe Nintendo itself has say in how things go with Pokemon. Rather that's probably why a lot of spin offs exist.
@@alecity4877 guinea pigs are one of those animals that constantly need stuff to gnaw on.
You ever think that Pokemon is literally Hell.
"no no no we just heading the same direction as you" the accent make me laugh
Kid :This world is truly a nightmare
This series is now literally just how many times you can add an adverb to complement the word "literal".
Petition to make the person in charge of the Pokédex go through therapy. Cause I think they have some problems needed to be talked about
Professor Westwood V writes the pokedex.
He admitted that he makes some of them up.
You’re making that up
Edit: well shit. I forgot about that episode
Please do not make that petition. I just released the guy who writes the Pokedéx out of therapy if I have to spend one more minute with him I will just explode like a Electrode. That guy is a good storyteller tough :O
PR311 are you serious or joking?
daleketchup obviously
Celebi: only appears in peaceful times
Me in 2020: 😞
Maybe he will appear in 2021, if the US doesn't go into Civil War.
"Hahaha Celebi"
@@Enchie yea that's when the new pokemon game comes out pokemon nuclear winter with new fully automatic legendary pokemon
Celebi Celebi hahaha
@@Enchie didn't we already have one
The ratata is actually the most realistic one. Rodents, in this case, rats, constantly needs to chew on things to wear their teeth down, otherwise, they grow too long, causing jaw deformities and all other issues.
Wow
Lagomorphs do, too. I have two rabbits that need to chew on things constantly to prevent their teeth from growing too long for them to be able to eat.
"so that's how cubone birth works"
What can i say except delete this
phantump is actually a child that died in a forest, how has the entry not been in one of these videos yet?
They could do a whole episode just on ghost type pokemon. They either kill children or were once children. Though agree with you that they have yet to cover Phantump.
well there's almost a thousand of them, give it time man
@@Bladez10 gengar used to be humam but not specifically a kid
@@QueenofTaterTots I was generalizing. Plus as you imply, it is possible.
Does that mean each time we breed a Phantump, we equivalent force a child die?
the people who make the funerals probably make a huge fortune for making so many funerals for so many of cubone's mothers
Cubone's skull ain't actually from it's mom... it's a myth...
@@TheDeathmail wait
The pokedex lie
This is actually happened then the Cubone population would go extinct rather fast you need at least two children to keep a stable population otherwise you step into negative birth rate territory
@@carsonyeohkaisheng7542 did you ever watch that one ep of pokemon were Ash met the guy that wrights the pokedex
The trainers just bury them in their parent's backyard.
The moment you realize that Cubone don't actually give birth... their head sheds its _body_ and they grow a new one.
Really? From where did you learned that?
@@pokechannel9758 😈
@@pokechannel9758 Actually, there is a species of slug that can do this. For realsies.
The smile on ditto's face when he became the sun
Well that pikipeck is sweet. Trying to save her foe.
After making its organs spill out
@@pokemonforeverredone1238 its not her fault, the metapod have a hole under his belly. XD
That she was trying to eat?
NO INJURIES NO JAIL
That is the way of the pikipeck
The golden Bidoof history continues...
Perfect Bidoof*
Peanut butter
@@mistamike7786 epic
Peanut. Butter.
PB is best daddy
00:23 actually the black hole would explode cause of radiation, Hawkin Radiation, that prob would mean: everyone in a radius of like 1000 KM would die of the explosion, the shock wave would go around the planet like 20 times
I love the way pikipek doesn't give up until she heals metapod
"you bent light, damnit" in that tone made me laugh out loud for real 😂🤣
🙏✨✨
that made me lmao too
3:30
Pokedex: Celebi it has the power to travel across time, but it is said to only appear in peaceful time
Me: Now I understand why Celebi didn't appear at my birthday
Sounds like it was one hell of a party.
Ok
celebi also didnt appear on my birthday. maybe its because he acknowledged the viral outbreak
Sounds fun
Same here. I was born during Hurricane Katrina.
Good to see Pikachu is doing good after the trauma from being Rusty’s Pokémon.
3:50 the celebi laugh was just to funny
True
Poor Metapod. And rattata. And frank. And eevee. And cubone. And ninetails. And ditto’s trainer. And Durant. And electrode. And smoochum’s boss. And Peanut Butter.
literally any person and pokemon that had disastrous events?
And earth
isnt it Perfect Bidoof not Peanut Butter?
@@spaghettiwithachickenpatty7877 rusty named it peanut butter
Oh mah gad hah
Gardevoir: *Exists*
Trainer: She's beautiful, I'm gonna catch it.
Male Gardevoir: Ken, what have you done to our species?
Someone explain please
I don’t get it
It's Gardevoir's design and even at times it's Pokemon cry (Clearly noticable in Super Smash Bros Brawl and onward). It's a very feminine looking Pokemon, but that's not what Game Freak intended with their design. Ken Sugimori is a lead artist at the company. I'm unsure if he does the graphics, but Ralts evolution chain becomes more feminine in its design (Pink or Magenta eyes, light green skintone & if you want to call it this, hair, a white covering over the body which resembles a dress) when it evolves into Kirlia and finally Gardevoir.
You know,
Pokémon D/P Beta version they did put the difference of gender to Gardevoir. Male Gardevoir has the red thorn larger, and female Gardevoir had there red thorn shorter.
But then they decide not too.
@@wovercomet9412 Great to know, thanks for that. I'm not too deep in the later gens beyond 3, but thank you for that piece of knowledge. : D
12:18 Subtitles: [Laughter]
Me: "Never I've heard such a blatant lie."
0:40
Metapod: organs literally fall out of body
Pikipek: throws up
Also Pikipek: get ME a potion, i need a potion
The potion was for the metapof
@@staleylol9720 shhhh we dont need to know that
Cacturne is f*cking scary tbh, like land Vultures covered in thorns.
Remember Kids: Always carry Repels with you!
Land vultures covered in thorns sounds metal as fuhk lol
Plot Twist: the volcanoes Entei erupts are all undersea volcanoes
That would explain global warming
@@someflatsoda9879 undersea volcanoes don't cause global warming my guy
@@theinternetpolice2078 Who are you to say that? "The Interne"--
Oh wait
Ho ho’s revenge on lugia
Or Camerupts. 😅
Whoa - "Recount! Recouuunt!" Hit in..unforeseen ways
The drama with the Bidoof is the best thing I have seen in a long time
Better Lovestory than twilight
They missed the chance call him Milfrank
All I see is Milf Rank
OblivionWyvern
bruh
@@oblivionwyvern3933 wtf
@@oblivionwyvern3933 jokes on you im into that crap
I think miltank frank sounds better though
that rattata entry is IRL true for all rodents in the world, seriously.
Yes we know
@@swayamkhandge8d487 not everyone
@@swayamkhandge8d487 lol kid
Dorkly is a gift from the universe.
7:32
Wow, lunar legend. Didnt expect to get hit with that bit of gba nostalgia
The Ratata thing is actually some th ing that happens to real rodents and rabbits. That's why they chew on stuff all the time, to wear down their teeth.
I thought it was Bidoof that did that, not Rattata.
They both do that
It happens to beavers as well.
You could have just said rodents...
Real rodents?? Are some rodents fake or something
I'm sad that there was no shuckle striving to make me more positive
@thisguy he was last seen at Red's House imitating Red.
HIV positive maybe
@@CyberBlastoise is f 5th NV just k
9:41 this reminds me of the assassin bug
3:37 Me: his voice is so cute!
(Me after reading what he said)
Me: i have no words.
"I heard he had a rib removed so he could do that"
*smiles in appreciation of the Marilyn Manson reference*
"Posted 4 seconds ago"
...well then, this is absolutely the earliest I've been.
69 coments
Posted 4 hours ago*
@DuskInTheWind he ment that he was 4 seconds early not 4 hours early, you just commented 4 hours later, so check the time when videos are posted before making a correction that isn't even correct
hybrid lmao can you not take a joke?
@@pseudowoodo5010 no
10:57 loved that the unisex toilet has ♂/♀marks as pikachu tails of those genders 😂👍🏻
Ah, didn't even notice that
I think it’s a nod to sun and moon.
Also they are genderless
Smoochum wanders into the men's locker room: * Pokemon finally gets the AO rating from the ESRB. *
Apparently Gardevoir can be arrested never expected to see that
Gardivore r34
@@osirisjohnson5165 😶
Osiris Johnson if thats the case, then it is clear it was arrested by the Thot Police, or a shotgun toting crusader.
I thought police can't prosecute a pokemon?
@@Golemoid common sense
Ninetales:
Made from 9 Wizards
Is a fox
and is a fire type
Ninetales is made of 9 DELPHOXES!!!
So apparently wizards are or were a thing in the Pokemon world. Which would probably explain how the world of Pokemon hasn't be destroyed a thousand times over due to super powered sapient animals running a muck, magic wizards fix everything.
NaViLlUs cIrE yeah so is that how they justify the pokecenters and their weird pokehealingmagic? Is nurse joy a witch?
@@hagridsdisappointingson769 no its science cuz in the pokemon world technology is more hightech
@@hagridsdisappointingson769 I mean, define wizard. The old dude from the Hoopa movie did that Roshi rice cooker thing with Hoopa using power from Arceus, and it sure looked wizard-y.
I like how ditto can even mimic the sun at this point! ☀️
You know that Magneton entry was written from some poor trainer's experience.
Girls: how didn't you cry why watching Titanic, do you have any emotions?
Boys while watching 11:52: *sobs*
That cry always gets me 🥺😢😭🤧
i never cry doing things
At least he got a good sandwich 🥪
Steelers Mathew wow youre manly
@@davsky4999 i dont understand humans dat cry during these vids
He called victini "orange mew". I fell out of my bed laughing.
Xd
I love how machamp just shifts tectonic plates
I like how some of these have really consistent and progressive story bits.
The rodent teeth thing is actually true
Pigs can do it too
Yeah can't they grow to where their teeth could grow threw their brain ? What a nightmare 🤦♂️ I think beavers are the same
That's the most realistic PokèDex entry.
Pufferfishes too.
Just realized God Bidoof has a completely different voice from when he was on Rusty. Neat, I guess.
8:20 HOW DİD İT HAVE HUMAN HAND
What would happen if 2 victinis battled eachother then? 5:18
Good question someone needs to find an answer to this. I too am genuinely curious.
The game would crash
"You bent light, damn it" xD gets me every time
3:24 idk why but that kid being flown by the drifloon made me laugh
It's accurate to the dex entry is probably why
11:34 Imagine he said "good" omg I would be dead 😂😂😂
"I told you to get invisiline" 😂 Holy shit that one was good
7:45 that’s very true and I’ve never really considered this until now
"You bend light, dammit!"
Bent*
5:50
Bringing up that M.Manson legend was impressive
5:28 420!!!!!!
Noice
Also pokedex number 69 is bellsprout 💀
Too much Perfect Doof references, Pokemon Rusty season 5 ? Lennyface
I hate you
liat milk bruh why...?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Idk what that even is
Rusty has died. Is time for pokemon: rocket ditto
I am sooo pissed that in my entire life, I have never heard one person talk about how the math of cubone births just doesn't work at all, like really, it just doesn't guys!!!
Explain that to me. I don't know.
@@youngdolo8 So, Imagine you had 100 marowaks, all with breeding partners, because each child has to take the skull of it's mother, there can only be one child per mother, and 50 breeding groups would mean 50 mothers and 50 offspring in the next generation from a previous one of 100. This trend would continue forever, until cubone/marowak went extinct.
@@michaellyndon6982 Fair enough
Cubones are Kangaskhan babies with the skull of their deceased mother.
@@timoftesergiu9134 That is unofficial though..........
I did NOT expect 4:59! 😂 (And yes, I'm watching the compilations before most of the original videos.)
5:34 Magnezone used thunderwave! Cherubi was parylized! Cherubi ate it's Cheri berry! *CHERUBI ATE ITSELF AND IT'S PARALYSIS WAS HEALED*
Just as the guy asked Ditto what he wanted to become, a Kroger store immediately appeared (in an ad).
Truly, Ditto is doing great good for this world.
"Light itself bent! You bent light damn it!" Favorite line of the video!
I love how to pikepek was trying to save the mega pod XD
ACTSHUUUUUALLLLYYYYYYY: there are theories that Cubone is actually an orphaned baby Kangaskhan
Except how does that explain them evolving into Marowak? Only way I can see it is if Cubone can somehow evolve into Marowak OR Kangaskan, but that isn’t the case (yet). Looks like this theory may actually be a vision/prediction of the future 😱
@@Nemesis7475 maybe its a special equation caused by the skull, kind of like a evolution item
Evolution
@@organichotchoco yeah that actually is a Theory
@@Nemesis7475 Maybe cubone-marowak-kanghaskhan
“Mahchup”
R.I.P. Machamp’s Name
Me sees ds comment
Me:liek
If Machamp has the strength to move a mountain without HM's, what was the point of them?
Well Give me a cheat code and see what Is the true point of them
Other Pokemon
((Heres the beggining))
Minerva's breathing quickens, the gardevoirs forehead beading with sweat, as she looked at where the rampaging chesnaught had just stood, at first she felt elated, but... where was she? where was her trainer? she didn't sense her, as she looked over to gothitelle, who has a look of forlorn sadness, a sense of dread fell upon the young gardevoir.
"No... NO! PLEASE! ARCEUS NO!!"
she ran to where her trainer had been, only to find nothing... as she palmed the pokeballs that contained her allies, she fell to her knees, realizing that she had killed her trainer in her rush to save her. Minerva cried out again, and once more, she let out sobs, not knowing what to do next. As she tried to control herself, she could feel that she no longer felt any pokemon around her. She tried to calm herself down, but couldn't even think of why this might be happening, or how it might be possible...
"I was trying to change the future... but...I failed..."
gothita spoke, as gardevoir looked over at her.
"... I killed her..." she whimpered. "She was my trainer! How could I have done something like that?" she covered her face, sobbing once more."It doesn't matter now. I need to figure something out, but I have no idea what." She paused before adding," I am all alone..."
"Minerva... please... calm down... we'll think of someth-"
before gothita could finish speaking, minerva had used gothitas poke'ball to get her away.
"...I've got to fix this... I have to."
she puts on the belt of her fallen trainer, and used teleport, warping away from the scene.
The person who comes up with these dark entries is my kind of person. I love dark humor
I feel like celebi should've been like "I wanted to stop sept 11 and holocaust but since it wasn't peaceful I was unable to travel to those locations".
That wouldn’t have been funny
@@e5858 it would
Actually... if what you are propose was possible, and someone could freely travel back in time but also to change events, creating new timelines, they could also un-un-do the saving of those people at any point too... essentially consequences of anything become at best temporary and optional, so from the perspective of the time traveller it wouldn't really matter if 9/11 happened or didn't happen or will happen or has happened or is always happening. Easier to just hang out on an island
Love these but what happened to the rhydon entry
@Gacha Shadow Kanman lmao that's helpful
@Gacha Shadow Kanman your videos are weird and make no sense
@Gacha Shadow Kanman What's up bro
Lol
Says Renamon a DIGIMON
1:02 BAHAHAHHAHA “I told you to get Invisalign!”
Do a speed run through every single Pokémon. I would like that. Preferably a season finale of this series.
7:17 literally watching the news each day so far in 2020
Also could’ve been “gardevior, the embrace Pokémon” and show her killing her trainer with a hug.
I mean she does have the big pink surfboard in her chest so it'll probably be just really uncomforable
@@watersheep5535 uh...you do know its probably very sharp right
*Gardevoir
6:43 I don’t know if you understand this, but... Entei is a fuckin’ lion.
i love these
4:30 I mean that would also mean that a cubone could never have more than 1 child since the birth always kills the mother, meaning you can never increase the amount of cubones in the wild, only decrease it until cubones are extinct.
That's probably why they're more harder to find in each Pokemon game
Anybody notice that bidoof's voice cracked at 12:33? "This is a really good s&ndwich!" XD
"I need a potion"
You need more than a potion for treating someone who's insides are spilled
You can tell the Dorkly content then is quality compared to now 😂
Every time I watch these, the more and more I realize just how dark the Pokémon world is.
So the more videos that release in this series, the more they reveal to us.
The secrets can’t hide forever, Dorkly will show the world.
If gardevoir makes a black hole, the eart wouldnt be around anymore
It depends on it's size. Black holes have been made on the earth but they were so small they just collapsed.
@@Unknownsoldier740 Black Holes haven't been made on Earth, we only have theories on how to make them at this point. You're thinking of Micro Black Holes, which are also theoretical, that are so small they aren't even noticeable and disintegrate themselves with their own radiation.
Tru
Yes I am talking about the micro black holes. Let me elaborate. The micro black holes vanish because they have no mass behind them, right? Gardevoir's black holes would suffer the same problem as they wouldn't be able to get enough mass to become stable due to how it was generated.
That would be guzzlord since it eats everything and in bulbapedia it says it based on a black hole
5:41 meet the cannibal
10:14 what are those flowers doing
r only moving
Might I suggest a series that revolves around PB, badoof and bianca it could be your first drama.
12:26
Peanut Butter:sad
Beedrill:here’s your sandwich
Peanut butter:forgets about sadness and eats food
“So ditto what do you want to become? What do your ditto eyes see?”
*ad starts playing*
0:44 why would a bird trying to eat menopause insides throw up by the sight of it?
Menopause 🤣💀
i love how the bianca badoof arc started almost relevant, then adds in a relevant line at the end the just stops even trying to connect to the dex entry
2:52 Cacturne: "If a traveler is going through a desert at the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a rag-tag group. The Pokemon are biding their time waiting for the travelers to tire and become incapable of moving."
Me: Whew, man, I'm exhausted. At least the sun went down a few hours ago. It's nice and cool. However, I keep getting the feeling that I'm being followed...
*I look behind myself and notice a Cacturne in the distance, playing with rocks and sticks. I wave to him and he waves back. I slowly turn back around and continue to travel onward.*
Me: Well, that was weird. Eh, at least he was only playing around.
*I suddenly hear a random thudding sound and get startled. I turn around and notice a Cacturne laying on the ground behind me.*
Me: Um... Can I help you?
Cacturne: Oh, um, I'm okay! Hey, you feeling tired? You need to rest?
Me: I'm good.
Cacturne: 'Kay. :)
*I turn around once more and start to walk a little faster. I look behind myself and notice two more Cacturnes behind me. I turn forward again and start speeding up. I look behind again and notice five more Cacturnes appear. I immediately run as fast as I can and I don't look back. And just when I thought it wouldn't get worse, I trip over a rock and break my leg.*
Me: AGHH!! ARCEUS, HELP ME!!
*I see the Cacturnes slowly walk towards me with glints in their glowing yellow eyes. At this point, I knew I was surely fucked.*
Gallade:
sharply attuned to to others' wishes for help it it seeks out those in need and aids them in battle.
Gallade: (appears) so umm... want me to teleport you out?
this man needs a medal
gardevior: GAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH BLACK HOLEEEEEEEEEEE
2:44
I turned myself into a Miltank, Morty!
*I'M MILTANK RIICCKKKK!!!*
" i was trying to protect my trainer "
Yeah makes sense like your trainer wouldn't die from something like, I don't know, A GODDAMN BLACK HOLE!!!