Mario's Super Humiliating End!
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Drax does mention the colon of a snake creature in the telltale games, now probably with Mario.
Can't wait for Dorklow Brow.
Ahh, I knew i saw this one before
@@danielsantiagourtado3430great 😊
I like how when everyone finds out Mario is dead they scream in panic. Then Luigi dies in front of their eyes and nobody even seem to react at all.
Really unfortunate. 😂
I think Luigi was happy they did not tease him for failing to pull a Mario even in death 🙂
who's Luigi?
People really need to stop treating Luigi like shit.
@@merphul yeah, I’ve only heard of player 2
"We don't know that!" I love how that just keeps coming back
I hope that line becomes a running gag. The Mario world needs its own version of "Huh, neat"
Sounds like my mother
Same here! 😂
Well, he ain't wrong.
and the "he has a family"
The lack of British Bowser genuinely caught me off guard
Right!?
Bring back Brit Bower.
@@julianparsons3027well he did… 6 months ago… in another video.
Imagining them awkwardly carrying that pole through all the other levels, bopping koopas and debating whether or not it was a sex thing
Boo: "Did Mario just pass me? I wasn't looking properly so I don't... umm...
Toad 1: "It's a sex thing"
Toad 2: "WE DON'T KNOW THAT!"
WE DON'T KNOW THAT
I don't think they would have to be bopping koopas. At a certain point they would probably just "Eweweweeeeew" away from the corpse on a stick
@@coralmaynard4876Honestly with this Mario I think it’s possible
"Just one? Oh well that's lame"
Why is THAT my favorite joke of this video? Lol
Are we sure that was a firework and not a post mortem ejaculation?
I lost it at the last "we don't know that!"
@@sebastiancoar1991
"WE DON'T KNOW THAT!"
Mine was "Dear Kuppa Christ!"
That had to be the most painful prostate Mario ever experienced. Lol
🏳️🌈
OR the most pleasurable! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😂
Dr Mario probably would have handled it better.
Painful prostate what?
0:12 Love that the closed caption guy doesn't believe in bleeping things
"Alright he's starting to atract flies, we gotta get him off"
"Looks like he was already trying to get off".
Fucking killed me 😂
WE DON'T KNOW THAT!
“Not cool, man. He has a family.”
“*Had* a family”
The Koopa laughing really set the joke 😂😂
😂 LMAO 🤣 The implication that those two toads fought their way through the entire castle while carrying Mario's desecrated corpse pole!
And arguing wether it is a sex thing the whole time.
Tbf, I doubt Bowser’s minions would’ve been attacking them, they’d just be laughing the whole time.
Nah they went through with no opposition, pretty sure they all were like, "yeah we're going to Bowser to show him Mario impaled by a flag pole."
While all the enemies asked if it was a sex thing and they kept having differing opinions the entire time.
everyone would absolutely just clear out, in a dorkly way
While leaving Luigi's body behind to flies and other creatures...
Usually it's Mario who enters the pipes, but this time something entered his pipe.
WE DON'T KNOW THAT
@@bruhmomentum404 the flag pole is clearly up his butt. So yeah, we do know that.
Up his peenhole???
🤣🤣🤣😆😆
@@MCAnimationofficialthat’s gay 🤨
Props to that one Toad defending Mario's honor. The truest homie.
He's also a tribute to everybody who's sick and tired of everybody else always assuming that everything weird has to be a sex thing.
@@gurvmlk "This some weird sex thing going on?"
Toad 1: "YES!"
Toad 2: "We don't know that!"
He was more mature than the other one
Best and funniest Dorkly/Lowbrow video since Rusty.
"WE DON'T KNOW THAT" 😂
Don't worry folks, This is Lowbrow's Bowser.
Bowsers voice 😢
yeah, was wondering where Brit-Bowser went
I’m out of the loop. Did something happen when they went independent that they can’t use the other VA?
@@HerpDerpTheTank No this is just an old video. This was uploaded on the Lowbrow channel back on March 1st and was titled "Mario's Shockingly Humiliating End!" At first they said they would be releasing new videos every Sunday but it doesn't look like that lasted very long.
@@HerecomestheCalaverayep. All they’ve done on their Lowbrow channel now, is nothing but reuploads of Dorkly… which, is now, doing nothing but reuploads of Lowbrow + posting videos made for Lowbrow.
Mario had an extra life, and used the warp whistle to skip this level, leaving his past life on the pole.
And maybe he left a decoy on top because he thought it would be funny
This is Super Mario Bros 1, you uncultured swine.
I'll consider this as my headcanon now but still we don't know that.
1:45 Guys! Starting here the captions swtitch off!
1:52 wth, no british bowser?!
1:11 - Luigi being Luigi lol
0:38 Dorky has to have the coldest "Jesus Christ" variations
Lol, looks like he's already trying to get off!! That one had me dying 🤣 😂
WE DON’T KNOW THAT!
2:17 We don't, KNOW THAT!
It's not a sex thing! I personally think he tried to do the over-the-flagpole glitch, only to fail.
"WE DON'T KNOW THAT!" 😅
I guess you can say Mario gave himself the PLUNGER
We don't know that's😂
He had a family!
@Erinxh. Had a family. *Luigi's broken corpse lays nearby*
WE DONT KNOW THAT!
Yo, glad that you are still uploading such videos. I remember watching some of your videos back in 2013 or 2014, sweet memories.
1:36 He has a Yoshi aka Dad.🌌🎮✏️🗒💡
1:10 Luigi fails will NERVER not be funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
havent watched these kinds of parodies in a very long time, so comforting to hear familiar voices I remember from Sonic for Hire!
You should do an interview of Mario and have one of the reporters ask that question.
Historic fact: In Chilean history, during the spanish conquest they fought against the "Mapuches" after one mayor battle, Caupolican (One of the leaders of the Mapuches) was executed like that
What if history is wrong and it was just a sex thing?
What a painful way to die. No one deserve this
That also to romanian history Vlad Drácula the 3 killed ottomans like that
Impaling. Very common execution method used by Ottoman Empire in 18-19th century. Skilled executioner could keep people alive on the stake for a few days. Very similar to crucifixion in brutality
That's how we should do wars, just have the leaders of each country fight each other in "mayor battles." Dispute settled with (at most) 1 casualty.
Mario must’ve crashed into the flag pole when he was doing his Mario’s ultimate record, breaking speed run
"We don't know that!"
off by 2 pixels... what a shame
Maybe they can pay homage to this moment in the inevitable “Bowser Goes Berserk” video…
Well, I said inevitable, but… PLEASE MAKE THAT HAPPEN DORKLY!
Imagine if instead of the flagpole going straight into Mario’s rear, he got his underpants stuck and gave him a wedgie.
That’s what I was expecting going into the video. Just him sitting there asking for help, while everyone’s too busy laughing.
@@kev1nnoWE DON'T KNOW THAT!!
What I expected...... not this
@@kev1nnodude, I wonder if anyone witnessed him doing that Sex thing you know? Still crazy
I was expecting the same thing. I felt that would've been much funnier than this. I didn't crack a smile even once.
One of my faves
Please do a prequel of this🙏
I think the mystery makes it better, the fact that we do indeed not know that
I feel like sternly replying "YEAH" to Bowser makes it very intimidating 😆
Mario up a flagpole.
That has to be some kind of position.
Mario wakes up in a landfill when his extra life kicks in after the pole pops out: "Oooh my head. And my rear! What happened? Did I save the princess, did she do that thing I like? Why am I in the garbage?.. LUIGI!!!"
Well thanks to the new Mario movie we do know about his family lol
Luigi never gets the respect he deserves, he was the only one to show genuine concern for Mario while everyone else like yeah it’s a sex thing. Also it would have great to see the princess’s reaction to all of this.
Even the castle looks shocked LMAO
1:06 Luigi: Im a coming to save you brother!
i remember this being in a compilation i watched last month or so
I am pretty sure I saw this scenario in an old SMB Bloopers video as a kid.
I remember that.
Man what’s worse is you know he didn’t die slowly that way…
Mario took more then he can handle 😂.
So that’s why there’s an invisible wall at the top of the flag poles.
I was expecting that once the flag came down he would get a one up and come back.
Never pegged Mario as the type to get pegged😂
We don't know that!
I saw thing a bit ago but this includes a bit more detail like the lakitu. I just love this and with the toad that goes "We don't know that!"
“WE DON’T KNOW THAT!!!”
🤣🤣🤣
Wow! Looks like Vlad the Impailer took a little vacation through the Mushroom Kingdom.
Fun fact when Vlad was arrested he would impale bugs and put them on little sticks by his jail cell window.
@MorglortheMangler Ohhh nice! In prison, he was mostly in practice mode.
Also the man that inspired Dracula due to his meals having the blood of his enemies as part of his meal. We dip our nuggets in barbecue sauce, he dips them in blood.
Best in awhile. Loved this
Where did the evil fake British accent Bowser go? I loved that voice
I know...
I loved British Bowser
We don't know that!
That had me on the floor!
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W E D O N ' T K N O W T H A T
I thought he was going to revive or something and start screaming when he said the thing about extra lives.
What a way to go.
Now that's what I call a Flagpole Sitta (cue the Harvey Danger song)
🎶Paranoia paranoia everybody’s coming to get me🎶
if this seems familiar, you may have seen Super Mario Bros. Super Bloopers already
Ah yes- he screamed when his got it 💀
Sometimes Mario enters the pipe. Sometimes the pipe enters Mario.
Once his rotting carcass starts filling up with gases it'll be like the power balloon power up and he'll float around until he, well you know, pops.
At least he died doing what he enjoyed... a lot, probably.
WE DON'T KNOW THAT
We don't know that!
The turtle with the female voice was an interesting touch.
If it works it works
Aaaw you replaced Bowser's voice actor noooo 😭✋🏾 !!!
Mario let his intrusive thoughts win😂.
I always loved the aesthetic of this stage... Also i think these toads are my new favourite characters lol
2:08 > "On Patreon we have uncensored videos..."
Is it a sex thing?
"It's an older video, sir, but it checks out"
Idk whats more depressing, how mario died or him only getting one firework when the flag releases itself from his rear.
That's a Stage Failed because of that!
1:00 - LOL! 😂
Yeaaah... I wondered about this since my childhood
"We *don't* know thaaatt!"
-Toad #2
So that’s why Mario gets one up - I mean a 1-up when he hits the top, huh
I was just thinking about this one the other day.
Was waiting for it to come out of his mouth n slide down 😂
Thanks Dorkly, just recovering from an exhausting launch
I already saw this somehow...is this a reupload? Or i just moved to a dimension in which this video wasnt uploaded
i was waiting for mario to have the other side come out his mouth as he gorily slowly decended the pole
Are we gonna talk about the outline pixels in Toad's arms that are sometimes black and sometimes gray?
I love that the second toad sounds like one of the henchmen from venture bros
Watching since 2008, I was expecting his head to stay up there while his body brought down the flag.
“Just one? Lame.”
-Evil Sonic’s reaction to things
Finally King Koopa has won. In he didn't have to do anything. 🤣
Bowser wins by doing absolutely nothing😂
0:11 I must admit that caught me off guard.
😂 thx for making my day
So you're telling me the toads could've rescued the Princess all this while
"Seemingly endless quest to save somebody he's never even met". His quest actually ended on top of that flagpole and he met the Princess many times already.
It's always funny to hear Bowser's minions still refer to him as "the Mario"
Like how thugs sometimes call Batman “The Batman” instead of just Batman
@@RoccoSockoAnd Joker "The Joker".
Well we always refer to Bowser's minions as their species rather than by name, so this is probably them translating that same logic to Mario, but applying his name to it instead of calling him "the human" or "the plumber."
At least Luigi tried
poor mario and luigi 😢😔
This reminds me of a Zombie I had last friday at the Tonga Hut.😂😂😂
Just toss him a 1up shroom, he will be all right.
It's the old Mario trying to jump OVER the flag pole.
"It's me Mario!" Damn, I'd have done the same stuff 😂
I always imagine the movie with these voices who are more funny or someone should do an abridged versión
SMB I with Mario64 commands. He just tried the butt stomp at wrong moment.
I could be wrong, but I feel like I’ve seen this exact video before on lowbrow.
0:29 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
That Bowser is an IMPOSTER😂😂😂
It’s not gone wrong, Mario is in a catatonic state of ecstasy