Mario's Super Humiliating End!
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Drax does mention the colon of a snake creature in the telltale games, now probably with Mario.
Can't wait for Dorklow Brow.
Ahh, I knew i saw this one before
@@danielsantiagourtado3430great 😊
I like how when everyone finds out Mario is dead they scream in panic. Then Luigi dies in front of their eyes and nobody even seem to react at all.
Really unfortunate. 😂
I think Luigi was happy they did not tease him for failing to pull a Mario even in death 🙂
who's Luigi?
People really need to stop treating Luigi like shit.
@@merphul yeah, I’ve only heard of player 2
"We don't know that!" I love how that just keeps coming back
I hope that line becomes a running gag. The Mario world needs its own version of "Huh, neat"
Sounds like my mother
Same here! 😂
Well, he ain't wrong.
and the "he has a family"
The lack of British Bowser genuinely caught me off guard
Right!?
Bring back Brit Bower.
@@julianparsons3027well he did… 6 months ago… in another video.
Imagining them awkwardly carrying that pole through all the other levels, bopping koopas and debating whether or not it was a sex thing
Boo: "Did Mario just pass me? I wasn't looking properly so I don't... umm...
Toad 1: "It's a sex thing"
Toad 2: "WE DON'T KNOW THAT!"
WE DON'T KNOW THAT
I don't think they would have to be bopping koopas. At a certain point they would probably just "Eweweweeeeew" away from the corpse on a stick
@@coralmaynard4876Honestly with this Mario I think it’s possible
"Just one? Oh well that's lame"
Why is THAT my favorite joke of this video? Lol
Are we sure that was a firework and not a post mortem ejaculation?
I lost it at the last "we don't know that!"
@@sebastiancoar1991
"WE DON'T KNOW THAT!"
Mine was "Dear Kuppa Christ!"
That had to be the most painful prostate Mario ever experienced. Lol
🏳️🌈
OR the most pleasurable! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😂
Dr Mario probably would have handled it better.
Painful prostate what?
😂 LMAO 🤣 The implication that those two toads fought their way through the entire castle while carrying Mario's desecrated corpse pole!
And arguing wether it is a sex thing the whole time.
Tbf, I doubt Bowser’s minions would’ve been attacking them, they’d just be laughing the whole time.
Nah they went through with no opposition, pretty sure they all were like, "yeah we're going to Bowser to show him Mario impaled by a flag pole."
While all the enemies asked if it was a sex thing and they kept having differing opinions the entire time.
everyone would absolutely just clear out, in a dorkly way
While leaving Luigi's body behind to flies and other creatures...
"Alright he's starting to atract flies, we gotta get him off"
"Looks like he was already trying to get off".
Fucking killed me 😂
WE DON'T KNOW THAT!
“Not cool, man. He has a family.”
“*Had* a family”
The Koopa laughing really set the joke 😂😂
Usually it's Mario who enters the pipes, but this time something entered his pipe.
WE DON'T KNOW THAT
@@bruhmomentum404 the flag pole is clearly up his butt. So yeah, we do know that.
Up his peenhole???
🤣🤣🤣😆😆
@@MCAnimationofficialthat’s gay 🤨
0:12 Love that the closed caption guy doesn't believe in bleeping things
Don't worry folks, This is Lowbrow's Bowser.
Bowsers voice 😢
yeah, was wondering where Brit-Bowser went
I’m out of the loop. Did something happen when they went independent that they can’t use the other VA?
@@HerpDerpTheTank No this is just an old video. This was uploaded on the Lowbrow channel back on March 1st and was titled "Mario's Shockingly Humiliating End!" At first they said they would be releasing new videos every Sunday but it doesn't look like that lasted very long.
@@HerecomestheCalaverayep. All they’ve done on their Lowbrow channel now, is nothing but reuploads of Dorkly… which, is now, doing nothing but reuploads of Lowbrow + posting videos made for Lowbrow.
Props to that one Toad defending Mario's honor. The truest homie.
He's also a tribute to everybody who's sick and tired of everybody else always assuming that everything weird has to be a sex thing.
@@gurvmlk "This some weird sex thing going on?"
Toad 1: "YES!"
Toad 2: "We don't know that!"
He was more mature than the other one
Best and funniest Dorkly/Lowbrow video since Rusty.
"WE DON'T KNOW THAT" 😂
Mario had an extra life, and used the warp whistle to skip this level, leaving his past life on the pole.
And maybe he left a decoy on top because he thought it would be funny
This is Super Mario Bros 1, you uncultured swine.
I'll consider this as my headcanon now but still we don't know that.
1:45 Guys! Starting here the captions swtitch off!
1:52 wth, no british bowser?!
1:11 - Luigi being Luigi lol
2:17 We don't, KNOW THAT!
0:38 Dorky has to have the coldest "Jesus Christ" variations
I guess you can say Mario gave himself the PLUNGER
We don't know that's😂
He had a family!
@Erinxh. Had a family. *Luigi's broken corpse lays nearby*
WE DONT KNOW THAT!
1:36 He has a Yoshi aka Dad.🌌🎮✏️🗒💡
"WE DON'T KNOW THAT!" 😅
1:10 Luigi fails will NERVER not be funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, looks like he's already trying to get off!! That one had me dying 🤣 😂
WE DON’T KNOW THAT!
Imagine if instead of the flagpole going straight into Mario’s rear, he got his underpants stuck and gave him a wedgie.
That’s what I was expecting going into the video. Just him sitting there asking for help, while everyone’s too busy laughing.
@@kev1nnoWE DON'T KNOW THAT!!
What I expected...... not this
@@kev1nnodude, I wonder if anyone witnessed him doing that Sex thing you know? Still crazy
I was expecting the same thing. I felt that would've been much funnier than this. I didn't crack a smile even once.
Please do a prequel of this🙏
I think the mystery makes it better, the fact that we do indeed not know that
Historic fact: In Chilean history, during the spanish conquest they fought against the "Mapuches" after one mayor battle, Caupolican (One of the leaders of the Mapuches) was executed like that
What if history is wrong and it was just a sex thing?
What a painful way to die. No one deserve this
That also to romanian history Vlad Drácula the 3 killed ottomans like that
Impaling. Very common execution method used by Ottoman Empire in 18-19th century. Skilled executioner could keep people alive on the stake for a few days. Very similar to crucifixion in brutality
That's how we should do wars, just have the leaders of each country fight each other in "mayor battles." Dispute settled with (at most) 1 casualty.
Mario must’ve crashed into the flag pole when he was doing his Mario’s ultimate record, breaking speed run
"We don't know that!"
off by 2 pixels... what a shame
Maybe they can pay homage to this moment in the inevitable “Bowser Goes Berserk” video…
Well, I said inevitable, but… PLEASE MAKE THAT HAPPEN DORKLY!
1:06 Luigi: Im a coming to save you brother!
havent watched these kinds of parodies in a very long time, so comforting to hear familiar voices I remember from Sonic for Hire!
Yo, glad that you are still uploading such videos. I remember watching some of your videos back in 2013 or 2014, sweet memories.
I feel like sternly replying "YEAH" to Bowser makes it very intimidating 😆
Mario up a flagpole.
That has to be some kind of position.
Luigi never gets the respect he deserves, he was the only one to show genuine concern for Mario while everyone else like yeah it’s a sex thing. Also it would have great to see the princess’s reaction to all of this.
Even the castle looks shocked LMAO
Mario wakes up in a landfill when his extra life kicks in after the pole pops out: "Oooh my head. And my rear! What happened? Did I save the princess, did she do that thing I like? Why am I in the garbage?.. LUIGI!!!"
Never pegged Mario as the type to get pegged😂
We don't know that!
Mario took more then he can handle 😂.
You should do an interview of Mario and have one of the reporters ask that question.
What a way to go.
“WE DON’T KNOW THAT!!!”
🤣🤣🤣
Well thanks to the new Mario movie we do know about his family lol
Man what’s worse is you know he didn’t die slowly that way…
i remember this being in a compilation i watched last month or so
Wow! Looks like Vlad the Impailer took a little vacation through the Mushroom Kingdom.
Fun fact when Vlad was arrested he would impale bugs and put them on little sticks by his jail cell window.
@MorglortheMangler Ohhh nice! In prison, he was mostly in practice mode.
Also the man that inspired Dracula due to his meals having the blood of his enemies as part of his meal. We dip our nuggets in barbecue sauce, he dips them in blood.
I am pretty sure I saw this scenario in an old SMB Bloopers video as a kid.
So that’s why there’s an invisible wall at the top of the flag poles.
We don't know that!
That had me on the floor!
Please leave a hearth guys!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤
At least he died doing what he enjoyed... a lot, probably.
WE DON'T KNOW THAT
We don't know that!
Where did the evil fake British accent Bowser go? I loved that voice
I know...
I loved British Bowser
I was expecting that once the flag came down he would get a one up and come back.
Best in awhile. Loved this
2:08 > "On Patreon we have uncensored videos..."
Is it a sex thing?
W E D O N ' T K N O W T H A T
Aaaw you replaced Bowser's voice actor noooo 😭✋🏾 !!!
The turtle with the female voice was an interesting touch.
If it works it works
Once his rotting carcass starts filling up with gases it'll be like the power balloon power up and he'll float around until he, well you know, pops.
I thought he was going to revive or something and start screaming when he said the thing about extra lives.
Now that's what I call a Flagpole Sitta (cue the Harvey Danger song)
🎶Paranoia paranoia everybody’s coming to get me🎶
One of my faves
1:00 - LOL! 😂
That's a Stage Failed because of that!
Sometimes Mario enters the pipe. Sometimes the pipe enters Mario.
he ended like David Carradine
Mario let his intrusive thoughts win😂.
I saw thing a bit ago but this includes a bit more detail like the lakitu. I just love this and with the toad that goes "We don't know that!"
"It's an older video, sir, but it checks out"
I always loved the aesthetic of this stage... Also i think these toads are my new favourite characters lol
if this seems familiar, you may have seen Super Mario Bros. Super Bloopers already
Ah yes- he screamed when his got it 💀
"We *don't* know thaaatt!"
-Toad #2
Was waiting for it to come out of his mouth n slide down 😂
poor mario and luigi 😢😔
Idk whats more depressing, how mario died or him only getting one firework when the flag releases itself from his rear.
“Just one? Lame.”
-Evil Sonic’s reaction to things
Yeaaah... I wondered about this since my childhood
0:11 I must admit that caught me off guard.
Thanks Dorkly, just recovering from an exhausting launch
Just toss him a 1up shroom, he will be all right.
At least Luigi tried
That Bowser is an IMPOSTER😂😂😂
We don’t know that!! 0:49
We don’t know that!!! 1:18
We don’t know that!!!!! 1:57
😂 thx for making my day
I was just thinking about this one the other day.
It's the old Mario trying to jump OVER the flag pole.
So you're telling me the toads could've rescued the Princess all this while
The toad who thinks it's a sex thing are my friends. The Toad who keeps defending Mario is me 😑
Nah actually the toad who thinks is a sex thing is my whole family and the toad who keeps defending Mario is me
You guys are toads?
“Dear Koopa Christ in heaven” 😂❤️
“WE DONT KNOW THAT”
Where was British Bowser?
I love that the second toad sounds like one of the henchmen from venture bros
Finally King Koopa has won. In he didn't have to do anything. 🤣
Bowser wins by doing absolutely nothing😂
Ouch.
“We don’t KNOW THAT!”
I already saw this somehow...is this a reupload? Or i just moved to a dimension in which this video wasnt uploaded
So that’s why Mario gets one up - I mean a 1-up when he hits the top, huh
This reminds me of a Zombie I had last friday at the Tonga Hut.😂😂😂
The flies are a nice touch!
It's always funny to hear Bowser's minions still refer to him as "the Mario"
Like how thugs sometimes call Batman “The Batman” instead of just Batman
@@RoccoSockoAnd Joker "The Joker".
Well we always refer to Bowser's minions as their species rather than by name, so this is probably them translating that same logic to Mario, but applying his name to it instead of calling him "the human" or "the plumber."
"Seemingly endless quest to save somebody he's never even met". His quest actually ended on top of that flagpole and he met the Princess many times already.