TF2 - Cactus Canyon Confusion [Live Session]
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2014
- Checking out the newer version of Cactus Canyon! I haven't really played it since the first beta release, and was pleasantly surprised by the new additions. Enjoy this video? +Like if you did!
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Jerma: "oooh, man I wonder what Valve is gonna add to this map!"
Valve: *removes stage two of the map*
RIP cactus canyon. What a huge waste of time and effort for the mappers who made this map.
Cactus canyon removed, too confusing for new Jermas.
"FUCKING GODDAMMIT I KNOW YOU WERE ON THAT FUCKING GODDAMN CORNER I STILL- *sigh* "
How is this map called cactus canyon when plr_hightower has more cacti then this map
Fuck you, that's why!
7:23 ...Did he just jump into Hightower?
Holy shit.
valve/10
Was gonna mention that, I think its taken directly from hightower
HOLY FUCKING GABEN TITS!
MOTHER OF GOD
Since this map is called cactus canyon, the bomb should just be a cart full of cacti. When the train hits the cart needles fly everywhere and insta-kill everybody that gets hit by them.
This would be hilarious.
PixelChaos The map is already unique but the fact the bomb is blown up by a train really does not help blue much, but that would be much cooler, but it only kills red and it has the explosion radius of like a regular bomb or maybe a little bigger.
The fact that that BLU spawn is RIGHT in front of last point doesnt help RED. Bomb getting hit by the train makes if fair enough.
@@Sergmanny46 The train makes it harder not easier
"I'm gonna scream a swear word right now"
[gets close to mic]
"Poop"
Jerma must be the scale that Valve uses whenever they want to add a new map. I can just image Gaben in his office all like "Okay guys, Jerma is confused by a map with trains in it, cancel that map that the community has been working hard on."
"When's the next tf2 ace?" Not soon Jermy. Not soon
gun mettle was an ace in my book.
+Camp Fortson Well, csgo was an ace, and that update turned the cosmetic system into csgo, so I guess it was almost an ace? Oh wait, paying for contracts, then paying for the keys to those crates. Wasn't an ace.
almost 2020 - still waiting for that ace.
Any day now...
Watching this video makes me so sad... what happened, man? I miss these beta maps and I miss updates amd I miss playing without a million bots.
_'I need to get my glasses checked'_
- Jerma
7:23 kinda looks like the balcony at spawn on hightower
tru blu
Holy crap your right
2 years later, still in beta
And now it's not even in the damn game anymore because of COMPETITIVE MATCHMAKING!!! SO FUN, RIGHT?!?!
Fuck this game let's all go play Garden Warfare 2
+Snowbot Chicken gameshock servers
Does anyone else wait the last 5 seconds of EVERY video hoping Jerma does a hilarious noise?
I find the lack of cacti on a map called "Cactus Canyon" disturbing...
There's a spot outside of the map with rocks where a cactus is added every change to a map. However, the latest update instead had a cactus behind the 1st cap point of stage 1. Also names don't really mater when we got maps like badwater with no water
*****
There's a version of badwater with water, but I think it's a community map
***** And I think I saw a cactus with shutter shades and Milkman.
*****
Degroot is RED Demo's last name.
Raiden The Jack good to know
5:14 Me too past Jerma, me too
Me too past me, me too
7:20 OMG JERMA ROCKET JUMPED
Yeah, He's getting really better these days.
Jerma rocket jumped in Jerma is Mad pt. 2
Omg this is too crazy for words
Who's on that cart? Newton.
This is the best joke I have seen all week. Not sarcasm.
That freaked memout
I miss Cactus Canyon and asteroid
"Hello this is Cactus Canyon. .."
No.This is Jerma.
Haay ewerybodi jurma heeear wid anoder teem fortush tyoo gaympleeeey kommenterry... Eeeen 2nait.
THIS IS SPARTA!
Cristobal Romero
It's not a meme, it's a reference. There is a difference.
References are memes, you know. Technically.
No,this is Patrick!
Poop.
come on guys admit it....WE ALL WANTED TO HEAR MORGAN FREEMAN SAY POOP
MORGAN FREEMAN HAS SPOKEN!
Ya know... don't... say... swears.
Flagged.
Every body poops, read as by: Morgan Freeman
He should really do more of these live commentaries. They're fun to watch.
lol
"When's Valve's next ace?" Not matchmaking.
I miss this map.
At about 8:00, two Red Soldiers with the Gibus and Pyrovision Goggles, using Cow Manglers.
Yup.
One of them is a wearing a Gibus.
No one is wearing Pyrovision goggles.
eyesight/10
James The Sports Car Both were wearing Gibuses, as I remember. Also, my eyesight isn't that great, so...
Worthless
There is one gibus, the other is Gentle Munitionne of Leisure (sd_Doomsday hat)
wasabimazza Pretty much the exact same, really.
Well almost, just not part of the glorious Gibus family
Jerma needs to play trainsawlaser
sgtkururu5 He did on Tip of The Hats.
I was going to suggest exactly that, haha. If he's done it already though I need to find that video.
Yeah...
Will we ever learn what was added in the top left up there?
Play it.
Can't, computer would shit its guts out trying TF2, honestly.
Besides, 'twas simply a joke about how much he got distracted while trying to explain this mysterious top left addition.
***** There's a shrine to STAR_; that's why Jerma didn't want to mention it.
What are you talking about?
Dr. Videowatching Guy (HUN)
About the balcony which is alternate way through the chokepoint.
wait, this is end of the line, theres no way it isnt, blowing up a train, it has to be
Nick Stedman
There can be multiple things in "the biggest TF2 update"
This map is better for end of the line than the actual map :/
Great vid! Keep up the great work!
"I need to fill myself with delicious red beans"
it's okay jerma
we all have weird cravings when we're pregnant
He said beams
"we all"
+Minty minty fresh
Jerma I really love your videos man
Good to see Jerma doing some casual TF2 gameplay again!
That Medic was such a dear. He kept following you so much ahaha. And if you're never prepared for his Kritz, hell doesn't seem like it at all! You rock!!
Jerma is Confused Part 1
huhehe jerma confoosed paht fwee
its a good day when jerma uploads a video :)
Right as I saw the bomb's tracks end on the train tracks, I knew what was up.
And I loved it.
I LOVE these kinds of comms, where it flows really well and is longer. I don't care for the more edited ones with goofy random stuff as much as these legitimate gameplays.
Hi Jerma! I hope you see this! I want you to know that I'm a big fan and your videos make me laugh so much ; w ; You're so good at tf2 and I love watching you play . Today I felt really shitty, but watching your videos made me feel a lot better . Thank you!!
I remember liking this comment several years ago. Saw it was still liked when I was re watching his older stuff. I still enjoy his content and it still makes be feel better when I'm down too.
11:50 The spycrab!
how do you get that?
isitoshfilms Sorry, I can't reveal the secret of the Spycrab... *Look at the wiki*
isitoshfilms
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isitoshfilms
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"...Poop."
Y'know don't say sw-swears...
Rare footage of the black box doing something useful
Jerma is miffed.
I love seeing Jerma and Ster derp around together as much as the next guy but I also like these solo let's plays.
plz dont quit jermster
Lol, valve has a nice way of hinting at the end of the line update.
this isnt the end of the line map
pants I know I never said that, It was updated a while ago to add a train to crash into a bomb, foreshadowing about the train war and shit.
boneygibbon There is a end of the ling map called CP_SNOWPLOW! it's on that muslks channel.
CRUNKLYBUMXANDER I know that already.
Cactus canyon is looking to be a fantastic map
It is. c:
When the realization that the train blows up the bomb dawned on you, I got the biggest, stupidest grin on my face.
this train could have been used in the eotl map but fuck it, just put minecraft blocks instead
what if this is the eotl map
A Swordfish cp_snowplow
It is beta. The train models and textures are not leaked on purpose.
_Oah ofc valvo wans to leek errythin bowt the eotl n spoyl de whole thing._
this Train's bigger than the EOTL map one. Besides, they might want to use a custom model, and importing this train as a placeholder rather than a really blocky thing would probably be unnecessary effort.
Lord Matt of Space The train used on snowplow is different in many ways, It gives you the ability to be carried to the next point and many other things while the big train there is simple to crush people. It's the same as the platform trains that you see in cp_freight
when he said "poop," i felt that
y u no use autoreload
And it doesn't help when you switch weapons.
"it obscures your view most of the time" Draw viewmodel. Look it up.
Crazy Jay What do you mean ? It doesn't prevent you from switching weapons ( at least when I play)
y would u?
Private Corgi Y would I ? Because it auto fucking reload. I don't have to worry about it anymore. Real question is : Y would u not ?
I love auto reload for soldier and demoman, but I play a lot of scout and have to take it off for that. There's a brief second of time during the scouts reload animation where you can't shoot. So if you're reloading after every single shot it can be a pain in the ass.
I love how it takes jerma 2 minutes to understand that there is a train on cactus canyon
This video epitomizes my TF2 career. Where, like, I'm putting myself out there, getting alot of kills, doing alot of work, the opposite team is just barreling in on me from every direction, and MY TEAM is just nowhere to be seen. I swear.
by "the train map" does he mean cp_well?
Probably.
HOLY FUCK 7:51 CLOSE YOUR EYES
A proper Jerma video with proper Jerma. I keep saying, flustered Jerma is lesser Jerma. Focused Jerma is proper Jerma.
FINALY JERMA, i thought you were dead!!!!
Only then i saw jerma's mad part 3.1415 xD
Jerma, plz play 5 nights at Freddie's. if not, i will commit Sudoku.
Lol Autocorrect?
No! Not Sudoku! That's the worst thing anyone can subject themselves to!
The RagingCousin Hey, Sudoku is a serious commitment, no clue what you're on about
Lol
Suicide is bad though but the auto correct was funny
this map looks cool, especially the whole "bomb track through water" part
Not only are you amazing at this game, but you aren't one of those cocky people who think they are godly overlords. You sir, have earned respect :3
Your videos REALLY make me wish I could get back into TF2 sooner.
I luv the idea with the train :3
12 minutes of Jerma playing Tf2? *Hell yeh!*
all we need now are a bunch of cacti and we're golden
I love how Cactus Valley has turned out! Hooray for Trains!
IT GETS HIT BY THE TRAINNNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!!!?!?
I AM JUST GONNA SCREAM A SWEAR WORD RIGHT NOW
TheGreggy711
P-P-POOP!
Tavros Nitram You know don't say s-swears...
And then you get to lick the train 3 times. But only 3 ONLY 3 times. Then if your lucky you may see a seductive spy fly across the train. That's your moment. Seduce the train and get married to it. Then make little choo-choo babies. Of course you have to break up with the train now. And give the kids Nutella on your way out.
Ethan Phillips Okay, internet personafied, slow down
Omg i love this you upload right after star uploaded it makes me say "IS THIS REAL LIFE" PS:Really great video.Really do more
Oh I see, now Jerma is fine with pocket medics
Poor Pl_Cactus_Canyon, its now gone for ever!😢
That has to be the most clever version of payload. Red team can push the cart back at the last cap, and the train needs to hit the bomb for Blu to win. It all comes back to trains in the end.
Hmmm... I think this map is for the End of the Line update. I'm not entirely sure, but it kinda looks like it to me, despite it being a community update.
Because we know it has to do with a train of some sorts... maybe BLU is trying to stop RED from delivering these goods.
You mixed it up, CP_snowplow is the s00per hyped beta release for the s00per hy3ped 3nd of th3 lin3, even though the train doesn't have a texture yet
Judging by the trailer, it looks like RED is stopping the BLU train
I want blue to win/ be the good guys for once :/
No one is the good guy in tf2....RED is the star of each "meet the" video and shorts and comics, but they are technically the same
5:05 the soldier hat from the summer appetizer crate hat an ace to each side, Jeremy.
"Optimologist"... Yes Jerma, you hit that one on the head.
The line is "Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man"
5:54
I always wondered what a reflected sentry rocket looked like from the receiving end. :)
What I love is the distance between the sentry shooting its rockets is enough to kill the engineer if you reflect right back at him.
2:53 I literally had this today while playing the new update for Cactus Canyon. Literally down to 'was there always a train here? WAS THERE?'
Holy shit, this map looks beautiful for rocket jump rollouts now- just look at that perfect pool of water before the first cap!
LOL It is 4am here (in spain) and I'm watching a jerma vid couldnt be any better :D
Was not expecting the ending.
Hey Jerma, I just wanna tell you that I like your content, and I like it alot! I stoped playing TF2 myself but I'm still watching the most of your vids. I also wanna ask you: will you do any Smite content in the future? Anyhow, keep up the work!
This is extra funny to me, knowing how the final cap on Cactus Canyon works.
Also, Jerma, if you're reading this (which it's entirely possible he's not), can you check out a series of guides that I wrote for TF2 called the Evolutionary Tree series? The Evolutionary Tree of Spies features Sphees, and I'd be so grateful if you simply took the time to read one.
Wait are you the dude who writes those? Sweet i love those they're so funny
Oh, Hi there. Good Work there.
where can i find these?
Elzian google.
Wow, you're like the best guide-maker on Steam. Seriously, those guides are great.
Yeaa some more live coms pls!
omg he actually put up a video!
This map is freaking awesome. Valve really outdid themselves with it. I'm really looking forward to seeing the finished map.
[Gets deleted]
Upload videos like this more often :)
This map is getting alot better
This map looks so sick
Hey Jerma, I like your soldier game plays. I would like to see them more often.
Gosh if I stayed on for about 30-20 minutes I would have been in the same game at the same time.
I love how he doesn't realise that the payload track is crossing the train track, so the train smashes into the cart
God do I miss this map, especially the first couple stages
This looks like one of the funnest maps ever
It's ALWAYS pyromania all over again
I love how a guy called "Sanic Speed" Got ran over by the train. 8:15
Jerma got so distracted in playing this video, he forgot to explain the choke fix in Cactus Canyon xD
5:00 *unintentional "Valve can't count to 3" joke*
if you upload your gameplays even 80 years later, i will be watching them in peace..
Woah, i logged into youtube at the right time :D
This video was uploaded on my bday!
"I need to see my local optomologist."
"Optomologist" is not a word.
Damn they've changed a lot since I was last on, I guess it's now three stages instead of two?
Also, the Train is an awesome detail.
This is like a video of MY first reaction to the third stage...except I was attacking.