TF2: Santa Heavy - Expert in Bum Punching

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  • čas přidán 13. 12. 2013
  • Santa Heavy got his bum punch degree from some dumpy uncredited university. Don't believe for a second that he is an expert. +Like to help spread the infection! :)
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  • @Nixitur
    @Nixitur Před 10 lety +621

    I can't be the only one who would like to hear a full-length version of the Jinglebells beatboxing.

  • @Wolsk
    @Wolsk Před 10 lety +712

    2:05 That was quite impressive.

    • @yoyhue1678
      @yoyhue1678 Před 5 lety +52

      how the hell is he so good at beat boxing

    • @paltysork2412
      @paltysork2412 Před 5 lety +5

      @@yoyhue1678 hes not

    • @woffe8094
      @woffe8094 Před 4 lety +42

      @@paltysork2412 you're just wrong bro.

    • @Maksfulliling
      @Maksfulliling Před 3 lety +11

      THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

    • @kretduy6959
      @kretduy6959 Před 3 lety +6

      he pulls oof some amazing triplet fills and stuff

  • @pizzapoosta
    @pizzapoosta Před 9 lety +406

    I was hoping at one point he would take out his Minigun and say "SANTA IS TIRED OF YOUR SH*T.*.

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes Před 9 lety +14

      August Emerald After imagining that, I couldn't even thumbs-up; laughing too hard! XD

    • @jahgamingjah881
      @jahgamingjah881 Před 9 lety

      Ikr xD

    • @xaiqo7263
      @xaiqo7263 Před 9 lety +9

      That profile picture makes the comment even funnier

    • @daveyturu
      @daveyturu Před 8 lety +3

      +Pizza Poosta That made me laugh so hard imagining it

  • @hypnos9356
    @hypnos9356 Před 9 lety +179

    I lost my shit at:
    "Mmm, right from Prancer's ass!"

    • @jellyruss1232
      @jellyruss1232 Před 9 lety +2

      That was quick wasn't it lol

    • @dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368
      @dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368 Před 9 lety +9

      You lost your "shit" (.Y.)

    • @HomelessSoldierMan
      @HomelessSoldierMan Před 9 lety

      Right from your ass (the shit u lost)

    • @Pigzit
      @Pigzit Před 9 lety +1

      Homeless Soldier My face when purple from 2:18 to 2:56 and I had to pause it because of that MMM! noise.

    • @Kylirr
      @Kylirr Před 9 lety

      Kakashi Hatake I lost it at "MERRY CHRISTMAS MUDDAFUKKA"

  • @hagenisse
    @hagenisse Před 9 lety +237

    3:45 oh my god the spy is trying to use his knife to get water out of the static water containers

    • @Mafyu
      @Mafyu Před 9 lety +68

      Oooooh, he was trying to extinguish himself. That makes slightly more sense now.

    • @frostsystem
      @frostsystem Před 8 lety +9

      +hagenisse pfffft haha I thought he thought he was playing prophunt. That's even more hilarious though.

    • @cheerfulpessimist952
      @cheerfulpessimist952 Před 8 lety +56

      You've got to give him props for creativity though

    • @CheempL337
      @CheempL337 Před 8 lety

      lol

    • @storyofsharplyon
      @storyofsharplyon Před 4 lety +12

      5000 iq play. tf2 physics draggin this guy down

  • @Skeptycx
    @Skeptycx Před 2 lety +71

    so many memories. this was back when I first started playing TF2. My homies and I were so psyched to be in this video @4:36. I miss those days a lot. Wish I cherished them a bit more.

  • @matthewp5812
    @matthewp5812 Před 4 lety +26

    4:27 That whole sequence of events sums this game up perfectly.
    - The bizarre interaction with the enemy sniper
    - The failed attempt at a taunt-kill
    - The blue scout that decided to watch Jerma try and get the taunt-kill instead of trying to help out his medic
    - The red demo that also decided to stand and watch (even though he didn't see the attempted taunt-kill, and likely had no idea what was happening)
    - The second failed taunt-kill
    - The red spy that, in a stabbing frenzy, takes a jab at his own teammate before backstabbing the engineer that showed up earlier
    - The bald pyro who shows up late to kill both the medic and scout, and then to leave with the demo and never be seen again

  • @EveHawthorne
    @EveHawthorne Před 10 lety +141

    That spy's knife at 4:25. Wonder what his reaction would have been if he knew he killed Jerma with it

  • @miguli2011
    @miguli2011 Před 10 lety +40

    1:10 Best part.

  • @Renouf
    @Renouf Před 10 lety +352

    4:25 How did Jerma miss that guy's knife description?!

    • @Jerma985
      @Jerma985  Před 10 lety +216

      Oh wow, haha I can't believe i didn't see that.

    • @Renouf
      @Renouf Před 10 lety +40

      ***** You're more popular than you'd imagine, I see Jerma references everywhere these days :P

    • @mayhem-maus
      @mayhem-maus Před 9 lety

      Ike have you seen the tf2 animation what do friends do
      In the begging they were on a rolercoster and a demo hit the coster and in the background you said OH MY GOD

    • @516joshua
      @516joshua Před 9 lety

      Sphee used backstab it's super effective!

    • @crabbo70
      @crabbo70 Před 9 lety +2

      The Funny Gamer Now im naming my strange spycicle the
      spheecicle

  • @LoneCoolBeagle
    @LoneCoolBeagle Před 10 lety +261

    Jerma's got some leet beat-boxing skills.

  • @CurlyQueue_
    @CurlyQueue_ Před 10 lety +191

    At 4:25 did no-one else notice the spy named him strange butterfly knife the "Shpee Shtabber" ?

  • @bluehorizon7309
    @bluehorizon7309 Před 7 lety +201

    When I'm watching Jerma's videos:
    "Okay, just one more..."
    A hour later:
    "Just one more..."

  • @Tank.Potato
    @Tank.Potato Před 10 lety +14

    2:19 best poem ever

  • @marble6090
    @marble6090 Před 9 lety +15

    2:05 Sick beatbox, man!!!

  • @BillyOnYouTube
    @BillyOnYouTube Před 10 lety +45

    2:19
    On Donner, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixon
    On Prickson, on Krickson, and Richard Nixon
    These are the horses that run my sleigh
    Punch that Medic in the face, he's dead hooray!
    There goes a Soldier flying real quick
    I wonder if I could punch this guy in his dick
    We'll find out right now
    He's shooting me with the Rocket Jumper!
    "Something tells me you don't (pyro) NO!!!!"

    • @Virchew
      @Virchew Před 10 lety +4

      That part was the best! lol!

    • @cuddlystalker669
      @cuddlystalker669 Před 10 lety +2

      Jerma is so good at free-forming stuff.

  • @psychoticball1
    @psychoticball1 Před 9 lety +86

    "You're kind of like one of my elves, you build a-- oh shit he's dead"
    Jerma, you bring us so much joy.

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord Před 8 lety +105

    3:49 i reckon he thought the barrels were water barrels and tried to extinguish himself.

  • @HPmcDoogle
    @HPmcDoogle Před 10 lety +212

    2:06
    ***** Can you please record for us a song using your amazing beatboxing skills?

    • @binnibep
      @binnibep Před 9 lety +10

      I was thinking the same thing! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

    • @carlo_xd_
      @carlo_xd_ Před 9 lety

      That was the 10 seconds of awesomeness

    • @joni1950
      @joni1950 Před 9 lety +1

      It sounded like Yoshi from Mario was humming Jingle Bells :D

    • @CrysisFear
      @CrysisFear Před 9 lety

      Tottally my mobile message sound now.

    • @HPmcDoogle
      @HPmcDoogle Před 9 lety

      Jerma985 71 likes later, jerma doo eeeeet.

  • @peanut-fish
    @peanut-fish Před 10 lety +36

    I think he was hitting that barrel thinking it would drop out water and extinguish him.

    • @jagto8444
      @jagto8444 Před 10 lety +5

      I actually thought the same! xD

  • @RedDuke42
    @RedDuke42 Před 10 lety +59

    2:33 I almost died of laughter.

  • @MrKaftpaket
    @MrKaftpaket Před 10 lety +151

    2:06 just epic :3

  • @ThatSpazChick
    @ThatSpazChick Před 10 lety +180

    Can you do more beatboxing as a holiday present for us, Jerma? Please?

  • @TheSkyPandaa
    @TheSkyPandaa Před 10 lety +50

    2:10 that actually sounded awesome...

    • @MiloCoyote
      @MiloCoyote Před 10 lety +24

      jerma should do a full version :3

  • @Justus-ev2md
    @Justus-ev2md Před 2 lety +15

    Returning for my Christmas tradition

  • @thezombiefan777
    @thezombiefan777 Před 10 lety +30

    Jerma you missed the perfect chance of making Star dress his scout in the elf scout costume and having him follow you

  • @PotatoTornadoable
    @PotatoTornadoable Před 10 lety +70

    BE A PART OF SOIL

    • @T_Toiton
      @T_Toiton Před 10 lety

      Holy shit, I can't remember what this is from..... D:
      Tell me?

    • @LordJellyDonut
      @LordJellyDonut Před 10 lety +2

      DarkeningMind STAR_'s Kingdoms Rise video.

    • @T_Toiton
      @T_Toiton Před 10 lety +4

      LordJellyDonut Thanks! :)

  • @dea1313
    @dea1313 Před 2 lety +5

    This is one of my favorite episodes

  • @maxofamerica
    @maxofamerica Před 10 lety +50

    PLEASE more

    • @khyang
      @khyang Před 10 lety +1

      thats what she said

  • @miguelangelv7
    @miguelangelv7 Před 10 lety +13

    That sore looser soldier with his binded key to explode lol

  • @wildatheart8894
    @wildatheart8894 Před 3 lety +6

    Every festive Thanksgiving and Christmas I come back to this video for a few viewings to put myself in the mood for holidays.
    What a great video!

  • @Epicat999
    @Epicat999 Před 10 lety +5

    2:20 best part of the video

  • @Gewath
    @Gewath Před 10 lety +25

    I'm so in love with the musical part (from 1:40). Can't believe your beatboxing. :P

  • @VideoKingist
    @VideoKingist Před 10 lety +45

    Jerma:"Just give me some random crits."
    Pyro: "Here you go buddy!"

  • @christianmogol960
    @christianmogol960 Před 2 lety +4

    It’s that time of year again 2:05

  • @bedebao
    @bedebao Před 10 lety +65

    You know what? I think noobs think the rocket jumper does half the damage when reading -100% damage. Valve should add NO DAMAGE. Because it's sad to see them trying to kill with it.

    • @ClassMRule
      @ClassMRule Před 10 lety +19

      I use it as a diversion. While i jump around the map, I shoot one or two rockets at enemies and make them try to dodge an otherwise useless rocket before I escape.

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 Před 10 lety +17

      I saw someone blasting away at me yesterday. It's was hilarious.

    • @stupidface7452
      @stupidface7452 Před 10 lety +7

      That is definetly not what a noob would do, that's just stupidity.

    • @tabula_rosa
      @tabula_rosa Před 10 lety +9

      Those are bots that are forced to have a ping number and use random weapons by the server without being programmed to use them.

    • @MGZoneAlt
      @MGZoneAlt Před 10 lety

      Some just don't read the stats.

  • @extremekiwi101
    @extremekiwi101 Před 8 lety +16

    We need to add Santa Heavy to the Jerma lore wiki

  • @jvh4746
    @jvh4746 Před 10 lety +11

    "Merry Christmas motherfucker"
    -jerma

  • @MassacrX99
    @MassacrX99 Před 10 lety +72

    Sounds more like BANE pretending to be Santa Claus. Something is suspicious.

  • @PreeSpunky
    @PreeSpunky Před 2 lety +2

    6:43 A precursor to what he will eventually become. A psychotic break resulting in a sudden spat of maniacal laughter he quickly gets under control. Chilling.

  • @raydenstriver5451
    @raydenstriver5451 Před 10 lety +23

    Hey Jerma, that spy that was jarated that killed you. His knife was called sphee stabber
    You killed a traitor to the sphee kingdom. Good job

  • @NA-qn4zp
    @NA-qn4zp Před 4 lety +4

    5:05 everything i love about tf2 in one picture. that demo and pyro both swinging their melee was so cute

  • @joke5735
    @joke5735 Před 8 lety +32

    Don't eat while watching Jerma vids. You'll choke

    • @undeadvigilante8489
      @undeadvigilante8489 Před 7 lety

      CHE KEE damn right 😂😂😂

    • @araknidude
      @araknidude Před 7 lety

      Don't try to watch Jerma videos in secret. You'll be caught.

    • @lukajovanovski1178
      @lukajovanovski1178 Před 5 lety

      U should also not watch him at 9 pm knowing u have a test tommorrow and are not rdy but u see me here

  • @Vekuzi
    @Vekuzi Před 10 lety +2

    Jerma! You really need to do more of those beatbox christmas songs! everyone loves them! WE NEED MOAR! MOAR!

  • @Team_Orchid
    @Team_Orchid Před 10 lety +21

    *IT IS GOOD TIME FOR PRESENTS!*

  • @skellington15
    @skellington15 Před 10 lety +36

    No Pootis-POW? For shame

  • @Nuberax
    @Nuberax Před 9 lety +13

    "You are a Spy... maybe not. But you are. No, you're not."
    In my head: "You are a Spy... maybe not. But you are." "YOU ARE."
    **Intense make-out session**

  • @merlockprime6046
    @merlockprime6046 Před 8 lety +4

    "see you're kind of like one of my elves. You just build- oh shit he's dead. Oh boy."

  • @ProfessorSqueaky
    @ProfessorSqueaky Před 10 lety +15

    3:44 A repeat of "I must get over to the tires. I must get this way."

    • @TheDjpwn3
      @TheDjpwn3 Před 10 lety +2

      I am a Shpee. EEEEEEAAAAAAAAGH

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 Před 10 lety +21

    4:25
    "The Sphee Shtaber"

  • @ZeroAudioOutput
    @ZeroAudioOutput Před 10 lety

    This has to be one of the funniest videos you have provided! Keep up the good work, mate.

  • @luckyd6256
    @luckyd6256 Před 10 lety

    This is why I love Jerma. Congrats on 300K!!!

  • @JesseWrangell
    @JesseWrangell Před 10 lety +17

    I request a full Jerma beat boxing Christmas album

  • @Seanthedogboy
    @Seanthedogboy Před 10 lety +33

    That was Beautiful

  • @xXZimonNXx
    @xXZimonNXx Před 10 lety +9

    Every time I see a noob trying to kill with the Rocket Jumper, a little part of me dies..

  • @Dortimus
    @Dortimus Před 10 lety

    I get so excited whenever I see a new Jerma video

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite Před 10 lety +9

    Soldiers always ruin everything. Can't tell ya how many times I've tried to taunt-kill only to have the soldier blast them. Or charged on my demoknight, only to ride the smoke trail over their heads.

  • @TheGatlingGamer
    @TheGatlingGamer Před 10 lety +13

    you shouldve gotten a cookie reskin of the bar

  • @LegoAnimations6370
    @LegoAnimations6370 Před 10 lety +68

    Look 3:45 spy is drinking oil :)

    • @SuperLullepulle
      @SuperLullepulle Před 10 lety +21

      he was probably thinking like "if i stab this barrel hard enough it will break and put my fire out"

    • @Phe0niz
      @Phe0niz Před 10 lety

      alpacaman
      Yeah, with oil... Foolproof, 10/10, smartest spy.

    • @bigazzun3472
      @bigazzun3472 Před 6 lety +1

      Pheoniz you dont know whats in there it could be anything maybe even water

    • @bananasstopmotions679
      @bananasstopmotions679 Před 6 lety

      LegoAnimations6370
      K

    • @nonemi.
      @nonemi. Před 6 lety +1

      That's a shpee

  • @Ironmaidenportugal
    @Ironmaidenportugal Před 10 lety +11

    I started punching 2 days before Xsmas, in less 10 minutos everybody goes heavy, start punching and laughing about hours. when it's over, everyone wished merry xsmas each other.

  • @bugodi327
    @bugodi327 Před 9 lety +82

    Someone make 2:05 - 2:17 into a .mp3

  • @TheDjpwn3
    @TheDjpwn3 Před 10 lety +19

    Merry Bum-Punching Day everyone!

  • @spiritfired
    @spiritfired Před 10 lety +1

    Jerma, that beatboxing you did was SO good.

  • @buttkicksHORIZON13
    @buttkicksHORIZON13 Před 9 lety

    One of the most hilarious videos I have ever seen on your channel XD

  • @SnipsyStripes
    @SnipsyStripes Před 10 lety +4

    Omg, Jerma XD The voice acting is hilarious, as always.

  • @DarkBandicoot
    @DarkBandicoot Před 10 lety +13

    4:24, nice Knife name. :p They really should fix the Holiday Punch's hitbox though.

  • @nvm454
    @nvm454 Před 10 lety

    Merry Christmas to u jerma and your family

  • @Stikx
    @Stikx Před 10 lety +34

    I wonder how many people got here by typing 'bum punching' into the search bar...

  • @bluebe123
    @bluebe123 Před 10 lety +15

    Testing new system (I'm late, I know)
    *Bum punch*
    * Bum Punch *
    (Bum Punch)
    ( Bum Punch )

    • @bluebe123
      @bluebe123 Před 10 lety +1

      Use the asterisks without spacing in between.

    • @Chuisine
      @Chuisine Před 10 lety

      *#HASHBROWN*

    • @bluebe123
      @bluebe123 Před 10 lety

      Chuisine Ah, shit, hastags now? I'll try them out:
      #bumpunch # bumpunch

    • @Chuisine
      @Chuisine Před 10 lety

      First # I've ever #'d.

  • @stinkoman2x6
    @stinkoman2x6 Před 10 lety +5

    Next Star Video: Jerma is Mad: part Christmas

  • @voxelemur
    @voxelemur Před 10 lety +1

    Your shit is just getting funnier and funnier. I love it. Keep it up, Jerm. You're my hero.

  • @StockCrewAlex
    @StockCrewAlex Před 10 lety

    this video made my day, thank you jerma for being you!

  • @kristopherdemerchant7061
    @kristopherdemerchant7061 Před 10 lety +16

    jerma my 6 year old bro could not stop laghing after seein this

  • @spongehow
    @spongehow Před 10 lety +19

    4:24 he got killed by the SHPEE SHTABER and didn't say anything!???

  • @garettfoley9964
    @garettfoley9964 Před 10 lety

    One of the best videos I've ever seen lol keep it up jerma XD

  • @Josue31627
    @Josue31627 Před 5 lety +2

    5 years since this uploaded. Christmas beatboxing skills still unmatched.

  • @TylerKG123
    @TylerKG123 Před 10 lety +16

    I was just cheering throughout this whole video

  • @UltracozmosGaming
    @UltracozmosGaming Před 8 lety +4

    3:43 i think he was stabbing the barrel cuz he thought he could get water out XD

  • @gardenoir6176
    @gardenoir6176 Před 9 lety +6

    ***** have you ever thought about doing a video with Cryaotic ? You two have the same humor and are my two favorite CZcamsrs. I'd love to see it

  • @R4ND0MCR4P123R4ND0MN3SS

    Every year I come back to rewatch this video. There's nothing more enjoyable than watching Jerma at his best.

  • @Slendermaster968
    @Slendermaster968 Před 10 lety +56

    4:25 "SHPEE SHTABER" XD

    • @Slendermaster968
      @Slendermaster968 Před 10 lety +31

      description:"Shpee use Backshtabe!! it's super effective!"

  • @CraftedWaffle
    @CraftedWaffle Před 10 lety +20

    Jerma's beatboxing was legendary.

  • @Mehdeer
    @Mehdeer Před 10 lety

    Keep it up Jerma! Really hilarious dude love your video's.

  • @TheDubleHelix
    @TheDubleHelix Před 10 lety

    This will forever be my favorite Jerma video

  • @Mahboison
    @Mahboison Před 10 lety +4

    I like how the guy's knife at 4:24 is called "Shpee Shtaber". x3

  • @BababooeyGooey
    @BababooeyGooey Před 9 lety +177

    That wonderful soldier who blew himself up to avoid Jerma's taunt kill taught me to do the same. I remember my first Holiday Punch Evasion.
    So there I was, a long shoot Australian man, hearing some splishy-splashes in the basement of Double Cross. I go to investigate, figuring just a hapless shpee be creepin' around down there. With a spring in my step I dash down the stairs, and round the corner, only to be face to face with a hoovy and a medic. The hoovy crits me with his Holiday Punch and I begin a jolly good laugh. As the fat man gears up his taunt-killing blow, I hit / and away I go... into to pieces. And then the heavy shouts a voice-command "No!" and scampers away, with his medic in tow.
    Thank you, Blu Soldier, whose name I don't feel like rewinding the video for, you taught me the magic of binding "explode."

    • @sanicgottagofast7894
      @sanicgottagofast7894 Před 9 lety +4

      ***** TF2 the game where u thank politicians.

    • @thomasliljebakksund1
      @thomasliljebakksund1 Před 9 lety +1

      Spog Zallagi have you ever tought of writing a book, i feel like im reading a fairytale rn

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey Před 9 lety +4

      Thomas Sund Well I've been writing stories and the like since I was a kid, so it just comes naturally.

    • @xXDarksoulXx01
      @xXDarksoulXx01 Před 9 lety

      Spog Zallagi Same here. Binding explode was one of the best decisions in TF2 I've ever made.

    • @creepn317
      @creepn317 Před 9 lety +3

      It's better to see if the taunt misses instead of exploding.

  • @13DUH
    @13DUH Před 10 lety +1

    That was some sick beatboxing. PLEASE do that more

  • @Krimzon_
    @Krimzon_ Před 10 lety +9

    2:54
    Hitsound Hooray

    • @ColdestSubZero
      @ColdestSubZero Před 9 lety

      Oh no its bonzai buddy D:

    • @Krimzon_
      @Krimzon_ Před 9 lety

      What did the beaver say to the tree?

    • @Krimzon_
      @Krimzon_ Před 9 lety

      No it's been nice gnewing you *Evil Giggle*

  • @Greenleaf_
    @Greenleaf_ Před 10 lety +4

    Claims to be Santa, doesn't have Santa hat..

  • @uncurablekill
    @uncurablekill Před 9 lety +5

    "Merry Christmas mother fucker!" is now my official ringtone.

  • @CASMTHD
    @CASMTHD Před 8 lety +2

    4:55 I like how both the red demoman and the blue scout were watching him lol

  • @axela.9247
    @axela.9247 Před 7 lety +10

    Who else is watching this on Christmas 2016?

  • @silverdudes1
    @silverdudes1 Před 10 lety +3

    That beatbox was insane jerma, lol.

  • @CoolJosh3k
    @CoolJosh3k Před 10 lety +3

    I am a rather serious person and genuine laughter from me is super rare. In this one video you made my laugh several times. My good sir, you has earned dis subscriber's vote.

  • @user-jt3pn8bi5p
    @user-jt3pn8bi5p Před 10 lety

    Kinda old-fashioned, Jerma, if you know what I mean. It's always nice to see such videos on this channel

  • @JoshuaConnorMusic
    @JoshuaConnorMusic Před 10 lety +1

    That beatbox thing you do is awesome

  • @glacialvojta
    @glacialvojta Před 10 lety +9

    3:45 Water, water, WATER !

    • @Oddtom121
      @Oddtom121 Před 10 lety +4

      Alas poor shpee, his fate caused pandemonium
      What he thought was water, was actually petroleum

  • @GrizzlyNickk
    @GrizzlyNickk Před 10 lety +6

    I nearly puked from laughing so hard.
    Thanks for making my day, Jerma. :D

  • @bradydecker4436
    @bradydecker4436 Před 9 lety

    So far the funniest video Jerma has made.

  • @stenpotatis
    @stenpotatis Před 10 lety

    almost 200k subs :D! Keep up the vids u are awesome!!!!