TF2: Ask Nicely for Kritz

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  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2014
  • He was a medic. I was a soldier. Can I make it anymore obvious?
    oh and we're at pax now
  • Hry

Komentáře • 2,5K

  • @UberPanzerhund
    @UberPanzerhund Před 5 lety +2934

    To this day I still refer to other players as "enemy gamers"

    • @doctorduck5741
      @doctorduck5741 Před 3 lety +19

      you too?

    • @rolph5967
      @rolph5967 Před 3 lety +130

      The giant enemy gamer

    • @user-rb6xu
      @user-rb6xu Před 3 lety +8

      i do this allllll the time

    • @beau9334
      @beau9334 Před 3 lety +25

      @@rolph5967dunnn DUN dueduededededededede DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT

    • @rolph5967
      @rolph5967 Před 3 lety +2

      @@beau9334 thank you

  • @veraducks
    @veraducks Před 9 lety +2616

    My friend named his Medigun "Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventure", so anytime he pockets me, he refuses to uber me unless I directly say "Crunchatize me Captain!" over mic.

  • @gaur4528
    @gaur4528 Před 7 lety +1692

    "do you have kritz?"
    "yeah, i mea-"
    "AAAAAAA"

  • @randombronypony
    @randombronypony Před 8 lety +1729

    "Ask nicely for the Kritz"
    "JERMA THE KRITZ!!! JERMA!!"

    • @CreepthehissRB
      @CreepthehissRB Před 8 lety +35

      ...yeah that's pretty accurate

    • @randombronypony
      @randombronypony Před 7 lety +9

      Password 123456 Hold on, are you trying to tell me you still use a shitty meme from like 2010? And no, i'm not. I'm simply pointing out that I liked how the title said "Ask Nicely for Kritz", while in the video he actually did NOT ask nicely, and instead screamed at the top of his lungs for Kritz. That was amusing to me.

    • @Kevin-um1nq
      @Kevin-um1nq Před 7 lety +5

      chr1s.h Bruh that was the joke. It's pretty much intended so there's no reason to point it out.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 Před 6 lety

      Hi

    • @Andrewallday
      @Andrewallday Před 5 lety

      Karami r/whoosh

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 Před 3 lety +931

    *C'MON GUYS, HE DOESN'T USUALLY SNORT*

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 Před 3 lety +8

      You're right Mr. Bear from the 1999 fighting game known as M.U.G.E.N.

    • @ThePowerofCutleries
      @ThePowerofCutleries Před 2 lety +3

      @@carpet163
      Woah, dude, watch it with the hard R, it's not 1999 anymore.

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ThePowerofCutleries Ah jeez. My bad man. I'm still trying to get the hang of this new fabled internet.

    • @DBZLegends.SSJ4
      @DBZLegends.SSJ4 Před rokem +1

      Yeah so if you were going to make fun of him, don't okay. It's not a usual thing.

  • @rockin0
    @rockin0 Před 3 lety +362

    "youre obviously an insane person" ster says to jerma, just a few seconds after he maniacally screams into a microphone

    • @majorasmaskguy_8452
      @majorasmaskguy_8452 Před rokem +17

      They are both insane, that's why they are such good friends. They even put off telling people that they made up with each other after having an argument for over a year just because they couldn't think of a funny bit to present their reconciliation to their audiences with.

  • @Alexaction223
    @Alexaction223 Před 2 lety +425

    8:07 "Medic has been broken for 7 years." That hits so much harder 7 years after this video came out.

  • @daappr
    @daappr Před 8 lety +595

    "sniper is in the left, don't peek"
    *walks into the room and stand still*

    • @timmoon7958
      @timmoon7958 Před 8 lety +32

      I can just imagine Jerma singing "Hit me with your best shot! Why don't you hit me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot! FIRE AWAY!!!"

    • @chockydoe
      @chockydoe Před 8 lety +8

      +Tim Moon knock me down, it's all in vain! I get back up on my feet again!

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus Před 6 měsíci

      It took a full second for the neuron in that sniper's brain to fire.

  • @Zange217
    @Zange217 Před 9 lety +1593

    Screaming STAR_ as new hitsound?

  • @RedCarpetRoom
    @RedCarpetRoom Před 4 lety +1859

    I wonder if ster still gets royalties for this nostalgia driven re-watches of 6 year-old content

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 Před 4 lety +60

      definetly, probably. idk i still have adblock on. shame on me

    • @echelonii3403
      @echelonii3403 Před 4 lety +472

      nah. Ster got all his ad money taken away when he was caught counting cards.

    • @hypnos9356
      @hypnos9356 Před 4 lety +59

      I heard on a stream he did with Jerma where they watched some old videos together that he hasn’t been paid by CZcams in like, two months at the time. That was prolly a year ago now.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat Před 3 lety +1

      @@hypnos9356 Is there a mirror of that stream somewhere?

    • @hypnos9356
      @hypnos9356 Před 3 lety +6

      @@SonofTiamat czcams.com/video/heDiLt6gJGw/video.html I haven't the slightest clue what the timestamp is, but it was in this stream

  • @Lithobraker
    @Lithobraker Před 8 lety +2315

    Imagine that you're playing TF2, when all of a sudden you turn a corner and a Soldier is there. And then he *_SCREAMS._*
    Like he's in a _real warzone,_ fearing for his life. All the while, his playermodel remains stony-faced and serious, firing crockets with trained, military precision, in stark contrast to the sound blasting from the exclamation point above his head.
    This soldier has _never_ used his mic before, and after the sudden eardrum-rupturing scream, he's silent.
    I don't know why, but that scenario is just hilarious to me. If ster_ had used his mic, that'd be a ChoZo-level moment right there.

    • @angelpeace90
      @angelpeace90 Před 8 lety +100

      this paragraph is beautiful and poetic

    • @JasonBrodel
      @JasonBrodel Před 8 lety +15

      +angelpeace90 I did it with a friend and i got kicked XD

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety

      And this is the kind of comments that gets likes? I will never understand youtube community.

    • @JasonBrodel
      @JasonBrodel Před 8 lety +31

      +Sergmanny Rolic I will never understand why you are surprised,this is CZcams,you cannot expect logic

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety

      Florin Cosmin
      You seem familiar.

  • @uncurablekill
    @uncurablekill Před 9 lety +567

    "JERMA THE CRITS" is my new critical hit sound

    • @minius8514
      @minius8514 Před 9 lety +4

      Incurablederp k

    • @uncurablekill
      @uncurablekill Před 9 lety +38

      THE CRITS

    • @myadyth7048
      @myadyth7048 Před 9 lety +15

      provide download link pls

    • @SeaRavioli
      @SeaRavioli Před 9 lety +1

      Incurablederp How do you make something for just crits? I was gonna do Muselk's "GOODBYE SOLJA" from the gold pan video or Stabby Stabby's laugh

    • @JayPuma186
      @JayPuma186 Před 8 lety +17

      Incurablederp It's my phone's Notification sound, amplified just a bit.
      I have no regrets, but my ears have filed complaints.

  • @Vorobey69
    @Vorobey69 Před 9 lety +170

    That engineer turned into a sniper at 11:47 as soon as he died.

    • @squeakynerdy3335
      @squeakynerdy3335 Před 9 lety +1

      I know what happened the engineer died and a player went through the same path as the engineer and then died

    • @Bneboy
      @Bneboy Před 9 lety +1

      F2Ps these days...

    • @Yiggss
      @Yiggss Před 9 lety +1

      *X-Files theme*

  • @bakshir
    @bakshir Před 11 měsíci +49

    I love that immediately upon revisiting tf2 after like 8 years Ster screamed for kritz while Jerma pocketed him.

  • @rdk750
    @rdk750 Před 7 lety +933

    I learned from Star that whenever people scream I should give it to them

  • @Zombiemask4
    @Zombiemask4 Před 9 lety +138

    6:53 I just love the fact that he screamed with such intensity that his screen was shaking from how loud he was.

  • @SiennaBlossom420
    @SiennaBlossom420 Před 9 lety +1344

    This is probably their best video.

  • @Luchooooful
    @Luchooooful Před 8 lety +328

    the pirate song and hat always gets me .

  • @mannypardothethinskinned7956

    5:12
    "He just got baaaaccckkkkkstaaabed."
    "OOOOhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell Před 7 lety +163

    "When I want you to do it, you're gonna know. Because I'm going to scream."
    True Sterma material.

  • @TheSpyCrap
    @TheSpyCrap Před 9 lety +66

    HAAHAHAHAH. JERMA SNORTED!

    • @deadchannel4465
      @deadchannel4465 Před 9 lety +1

      Nice seeing u here

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 Před 9 lety

      Go back to where you came from. I don't want you here, polluting our comments section with your stink.

    • @voltekka47
      @voltekka47 Před 9 lety

      hemto machinima His giant penis created a brain of its own, went back in time, and shrank SpyCrap's giant penis so no one could be harmed ever again.

    • @williamreuter5893
      @williamreuter5893 Před 9 lety +1

      hermesleao life makes so much more sense...

  • @austincain764
    @austincain764 Před 8 lety +159

    I need a video of stars scream in 100% volume now.

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 7 lety +4

      Well it's simple. Just download this video, use Audacity and turn up the volume there.

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax Před 7 lety +17

      Billy Mays hi billy Mays here for the kritz
      if u want it, ask nicely
      star: BILLY THE KRITZ, BILLY

  • @TheWanderer_1
    @TheWanderer_1 Před 9 lety +282

    Replaying the part when Jerma snorts in the best.

    • @Urmaslol
      @Urmaslol Před 9 lety +55

      Morgan Freeman he doesn't normally snort but

    • @BlackieButt
      @BlackieButt Před 9 lety +2

      Morgan Freeman Replaying the next level of stupid part is the best to repeat

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety +14

      Morgan Freeman Guys guys he doesn't do that usually xD

    • @JasonBrodel
      @JasonBrodel Před 8 lety +2

      usually not his job,but,hehe

    • @GangsterDolphins
      @GangsterDolphins Před 6 lety +1

      Proud2game he doesn’t do it usually *

  • @skaokers
    @skaokers Před 9 lety +327

    DEDEDOOODEDEDEDEDEDODODOD,DEDEDEDEDDEDEDED
    -jerma,2014

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety +4

      toy kit™ Is this the Pirate's Ice cream truck?

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety +1

      toy kit™
      worst part of this whole thing I don't know if you realized.. thats not a pirate song, thats like an american marching band song . It has nothing to do with pirates!! xD

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder Před 8 lety

      +Sergmanny Rolic Is this the pirates ice cream truck?

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety

      I don't know if you've realized... THATS NOT A PIRATE SONG!

    • @skurr
      @skurr Před 8 lety +1

      +Sergmanny Rolic That's an american marching band song

  • @ozzieturbo
    @ozzieturbo Před 9 lety +89

    pirate pyro made my day

    • @ozzieturbo
      @ozzieturbo Před 9 lety

      G'day fellow gentile sir *tips back*

    • @beenoc
      @beenoc Před 9 lety +13

      Kurt Pringles AND IN THIS MOMENT, YOU ARE EUPHORIC.

    • @joshuagraham7998
      @joshuagraham7998 Před 9 lety

      NEXT LEVEL OF STUPID

    • @ThatFoxxoLeo
      @ThatFoxxoLeo Před 9 lety +1

      Pyro-te xD

    • @callumherring6893
      @callumherring6893 Před 9 lety

      You have to take it to the next level of stupid. Pirate pyro making funny music

  • @fuz5567
    @fuz5567 Před 8 lety +524

    I love how the pyro's animations blend perfectly at 5:08

  • @mimic_ssb
    @mimic_ssb Před 4 lety +65

    For some reason Jerma's stupid throwaway line at the end, "I wasn't here. I was outta the room," still sticks with me to this day.

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus Před 6 měsíci

      So amazed by Jerma's ability to use the bathroom in 2 seconds and miss Star_'s statement, but still keep his medibeam on him the whole time.

  • @bananapepperben
    @bananapepperben Před 11 měsíci +11

    wHo eLSe CaME baCK afTEr tHe REuniOn StREaM??? still a great nostalgia trip.

  • @cookedartichoke5914
    @cookedartichoke5914 Před 11 měsíci +23

    coming back to this vid after they do the bit live 8 years later is surreal

  • @rangerkasdorf4476
    @rangerkasdorf4476 Před 9 lety +77

    "Ooh, ten is a number, seven is also a number too!"
    Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard Jerma say.

  • @jeanbleu641
    @jeanbleu641 Před 2 lety +186

    4:39 "You're obviously an INSANE person." Aged wonderfully.

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Před rokem +33

      Back then we thought jerma was the voice of reason to ster's antics....little did we know

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Před rokem +14

      Before Jerma did so much weed that his ADHD became 10 times worse

  • @Bangtavious
    @Bangtavious Před 9 lety +111

    Star screaming will replace every characters' call for "Medic" in my sound files for TF2.

  • @HalfLifePlayer38
    @HalfLifePlayer38 Před 9 lety +461

    Star_ is now Pewdiepie.

    • @niikiyama
      @niikiyama Před 9 lety

      HalfLifePlayer38 nightmare

    • @amperzand9162
      @amperzand9162 Před 9 lety

      I like how I'm still getting upvotes every few weeks for saying "Hell naw" last year.

  • @christiancole870
    @christiancole870 Před 8 lety +436

    Honesty the banter at 0:46 just shows how these two are just best friends and it's sad cause I miss having a buddy to play games with like this. :c

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety +1

      +Christian Cole What happened to him? :c

    • @christiancole870
      @christiancole870 Před 8 lety +57

      +Sergmanny Rolic a female did. She liked me, I didn't like her. He liked her. It was messy, he would insult me behind my back and do all this underhanded stuff and it culminated in me cutting them both off.

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety +25

      Christian Cole
      Dude... that must've been tough. Really sorry to hear that :(
      Love.. such a complicated thing.

    • @christiancole870
      @christiancole870 Před 8 lety +7

      I know, it makes you do the most insane things. It's whatever, I learned his true colours. Thanks for the words of sympathy.

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 Před 8 lety +10

      Christian Cole
      Hehe, anytime. Don't worry, you'll find a new, better one eventually. Just make sure not to give up and keeping up the good spirit :)

  • @RicUltima
    @RicUltima Před 8 lety +278

    0:38 isn't stupid, just adorable

  • @snailey7342
    @snailey7342 Před 8 lety +67

    I'm going to rename my Kritzkrieg "The Snorter" and make the description be "It doesn't usually do that"

  • @MrRipley222
    @MrRipley222 Před 9 lety +126

    "Star just uploaded a Video? MY TIME TO SHINE BABY!"
    First.
    "AWH YEAH SWEET. IM SO COOL!"

    • @hosono3918
      @hosono3918 Před 9 lety +22

      YOU'RE SOOOOO COOL! I WANT YOU TO BE THE FATHER OF PARTY POOPER JR. AND PARTY POOPER THE THIRD!

    • @andresleon4590
      @andresleon4590 Před 9 lety

      wait so you said everything in quotes but thought the first
      wtf nab

    • @JenkemSuperfan
      @JenkemSuperfan Před 9 lety

      Adding a narrative to it doesn't make it any more original

    • @weremmorpg6673
      @weremmorpg6673 Před 9 lety

      You ain't Mate

    • @redstormmint7065
      @redstormmint7065 Před 9 lety +8

      Party Pooper's comment is an example of sarcasm. You're all too stupid to have figured that on your own though.

  • @sophiaseptember3833
    @sophiaseptember3833 Před 4 lety +50

    0:44 this exchange has been my only thought for the past SIX years. i dont know why this video is so good. i could quote the whole thing. thank you jeremy and steve

  • @LuigiShroom12
    @LuigiShroom12 Před 7 lety +195

    11:46
    the engineer turns into a sniper

    • @therabbit5000
      @therabbit5000 Před 7 lety +2

      lol

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato Před 7 lety +36

      TWILIGHT ZONE TEAM FORTRESS TWO DEH DEH DEH DEH

    • @DihanAdiyat
      @DihanAdiyat Před 7 lety +1

      illuminati comfirmed

    • @benhaggerty8707
      @benhaggerty8707 Před 7 lety +1

      Sure looks that way doesn't it, but actually you can see the sniper enter stage right before star turns to track the engineer

    • @hokupoku4416
      @hokupoku4416 Před 6 lety +4

      I know this is old, but it was a spy disguised as a friendly engineer into a new disgiuse, thats why there wasnt any smoke

  • @Hawkborne
    @Hawkborne Před 8 lety +43

    "...because I'm going to scream."
    -immediately and urgently takes off headphones and sits them on the desk-

  • @shazb0lt
    @shazb0lt Před 9 lety +173

    STAR_ Scream.

  • @rodrigob.3590
    @rodrigob.3590 Před 9 lety +75

    Star_ calls himself Jerma's friend yet he hasn't taught him how to airshot or rocket jump really well?

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin Před 9 lety +20

    I love how STAR's hitsound sounded some kinda storm siren when he gets a crit. Goes perfect with the whole, y'know, SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OUT.

  • @Kevin-iw8nu
    @Kevin-iw8nu Před 7 lety +163

    I miss the old rocket jumper model :(

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo Před 7 lety +6

      You and everyone else dude.

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo Před 7 lety +1

      Dark Wolfe sv_pure 1 m8

    • @cormflaek928
      @cormflaek928 Před 7 lety

      Did u try it? It worked on s _ pure 1 for me

    • @NNinja1255
      @NNinja1255 Před 7 lety +6

      i guess valve thought the old model was too boring because it looks almost like the stock rocket launcher and changed it. (i am not *100%* positive about this.)

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo Před 7 lety +9

      NNinja1255 The reason they changed it was because a lot of people were confusing it with the Small-town Bringdown rocket launcher skin.

  • @picklechiken16
    @picklechiken16 Před 2 lety +22

    Coming back after Ask niceley for Nano *sigh* time to binge old star content

  • @megalomaniacalHalide
    @megalomaniacalHalide Před 9 měsíci +5

    To this day, I still love seeing that second round of kritz. Star screams, gets 4 kills and a sentry, scares off the engie, splashes a couple other people for the team to handle, shotguns a pyro, and wins the round. Great gameplay, followed up with Jerma complimenting him for it all in a sincere manner.

  • @Synerco
    @Synerco Před 2 lety +18

    jerma has to be the most adorable man in the history of the world

  • @Rhyutaaa
    @Rhyutaaa Před 9 lety +83

    Like this is you laughed so hard at "JERMA GIVE ME THE KRITZ! JERMA!" xD

  • @Frostyfaucet
    @Frostyfaucet Před 9 lety +127

    Star... You oddly sound like a deeper voice version of my girlfriend...

    • @jasenw.9346
      @jasenw.9346 Před 9 lety +2

      Insert twilight zone music here

  • @eatassgrowgrassskatefastbr7230

    When you try to go asleep to ster videos or you start getting tired and star screams like hell and your like ohh shitt wadupp im awake

  • @epsteindidntkillhimself69
    @epsteindidntkillhimself69 Před 9 lety +52

    "Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-"
    Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him.
    He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…”
    For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends.
    "Hehe, I knew you were a shpee" giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through.
    "Alright." said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. "This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something."
    "I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains."
    "It’s a bet."
    Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else.
    They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead.
    "Motherfucker!" yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time.
    "Hey Jerma?"
    "Yes Star?" replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second.
    "Dont say swears, Jerma."
    He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.”
    The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza.
    It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not.
    Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door.
    "Star?" said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly.
    "Yeah?"
    "I owe you some curtains."
    Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?”
    To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips.
    Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness.
    "Now we’re even on the curtains." said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep.
    Repost or Ster_ will steal ur curtains

  • @Kaiju_Inc
    @Kaiju_Inc Před 2 lety +13

    Came right here after see- er, well, hearing Ster's god-like scream in Dying Light 2 to compare

  • @RETSNOM01
    @RETSNOM01 Před 9 lety +78

    AND HE SCREAMS AT YOU!

  • @chaoschao27
    @chaoschao27 Před 9 lety +25

    STAR_ , you know how when you make a video people tend to go "oh that's cool" and then jump into a game and try to mimic it? I like to play medic a lot, and I really, really, really hope to dear sweet Gaben almighty that you didn't just unleash a hoard of Banshee Soldiers into the community

  • @atsuover
    @atsuover Před 9 lety +78

    STAR_ make your scream a hitsound, PLEASE!

    • @LowProfile0247
      @LowProfile0247 Před 3 lety +1

      Woah didn’t expect to find u here 6 yrs ago

    • @SireSalty_
      @SireSalty_ Před 2 lety

      lmao 7 year old comment on a star vid from the creator of the garcello mod

  • @Joined4NatCC
    @Joined4NatCC Před 3 lety +12

    Rewatching Star and Jerma videos always make me feel warm and fuzzy.

  • @deabo8799
    @deabo8799 Před 11 měsíci +7

    THEY'RE BACK BABY

  • @TheDatpussy
    @TheDatpussy Před 6 lety +13

    3:30 this engies death fall is the greatest thing ever

  • @draken424
    @draken424 Před 9 lety +8

    (6:49)
    Just say...Just say "Jerma I would like for you to give me the krits now please"
    Okay
    *JERMA THE KRITZ!!! JERMA!!!*

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus Před 5 lety +5

    This is without a doubt my favorite Star_ video, and I love coming back to it.
    The comedic timing of everything in here is fantastic, and the concept is absolutely hilarious.
    I love his Basically videos, and i wish those more than anything had still kept going, but this is just one that I can always go back to and enjoy.

  • @roetemeteor
    @roetemeteor Před 3 lety +10

    10:56 You know the spy was probably screaming "COME ON, WHY'D THE FUCK HE TURN AROUND?!"

  • @megus_vae
    @megus_vae Před 4 lety +6

    > please, please just say "jerma i would like you to give me the kritzkrieg now, please"
    > ok-*JERMA THE KRITZ J E R M A*

  • @AmieraV
    @AmieraV Před 2 lety +9

    We return, our reminder lesson on how to most effectively ask for a power-up. Truly poetic

  • @jayc6199
    @jayc6199 Před 4 lety +7

    I miss the old days

  • @GoatYouhhudawg
    @GoatYouhhudawg Před 8 lety +37

    100% critz server with the scream critz sound. Make it happen.

    • @sndr_
      @sndr_ Před 8 lety

      +Opinion Onion I think you mean full uber and not crits.

  • @boneyzoney9551
    @boneyzoney9551 Před 2 lety +6

    Ohh woah! *Crummy’s burgers!*

  • @vasiletrojan4119
    @vasiletrojan4119 Před 2 lety +9

    Didn't realise how much this videos influenced my sense of humour when I was younger. Thx Jerma and Star

  • @doktorryeen5124
    @doktorryeen5124 Před 8 lety +7

    1:11 gets me every time i love that so much

  • @j4rleytest980
    @j4rleytest980 Před 8 lety +37

    Watching these videos to bring back memories when star played tf2 :D good times.

    • @ahaminspace
      @ahaminspace Před 7 lety

      Just wait for that one video that make about meet your star video

    • @booksen5327
      @booksen5327 Před 7 lety

      so sad it won't happen *Cries in the corner*

    • @nothanks8387
      @nothanks8387 Před 7 lety

      he still plays it but just doesn't like making videos about it

    • @ballsfeelbetterwhenshavedf8580
      @ballsfeelbetterwhenshavedf8580 Před 7 lety

      J4rleytest today like 10-15k players play tf2 like wtf werent it like 100k 3 years ago?

    • @alainahively7844
      @alainahively7844 Před 7 lety

      help me now This thread is outdated, but there are millions (40m, if I remember correctly) of accounts with TF2 registered, and 70k (correct me if I'm wrong with citation) daily players

  • @elliottevans2312
    @elliottevans2312 Před 4 lety +5

    If this is your first exposure to jerma it might be kind of misleading, he doesn’t usually snort

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 Před 3 lety +1

      Another misconception is that you don't have to tell Jerma something 4 times so he does it.
      It's usually 6 times at least.

  • @BritCrumpet
    @BritCrumpet Před 2 lety +13

    Years later I got an australium rocket launcher and named it “The Family Heirloom” because of 2:19

    • @DannyCheezits
      @DannyCheezits Před 2 lety +1

      I got a strange min wear high rollers rocket launcher and named it "Mr Greenz Big Ol' Time" as a reference to an obscure jerma stream where he played a snes casino simulator while doing a fat guy voice
      Worth it

  • @SchizophrenicRuneterran
    @SchizophrenicRuneterran Před rokem +5

    Jerma peeking sends me into fits of laughing.

  • @vydia_moth
    @vydia_moth Před 8 lety +10

    This video never gets old, I've watched it like 12 times

    • @DannyB1111
      @DannyB1111 Před 8 lety

      I MUSTVE WATCHED THIS 17 TIMES 😅😅😅😅😅😅😉😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rolfmaolol
    @rolfmaolol Před 3 lety +4

    In the summer 2021 update, they removed the tree that jerma was hiding in.

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Před 3 lety +1

      Wait why?

    • @jupjup7845
      @jupjup7845 Před 2 lety +1

      @@user-lh7mt7zo7l A hiding spot that good is usually considered an exploit

  • @joeymontaquila
    @joeymontaquila Před rokem +7

    i still scream at my friends for kritz. 8 years later

  • @coltermiller1782
    @coltermiller1782 Před 7 lety +26

    Press "1" repeatedly every second
    What i imagine the gates of hell sound like

  • @allyski5914
    @allyski5914 Před rokem +5

    still can not believe he snorted. he never does that.

  • @snowdevil002
    @snowdevil002 Před rokem +4

    he changed a generation with one pirate song

  • @fernandobaez5561
    @fernandobaez5561 Před 5 lety +5

    In retrospective, that intro sums up perfectly what happens in this video.

  • @LegoTurtleVideoer
    @LegoTurtleVideoer Před 2 lety +8

    S4 has nothing on jerma

  • @plevy3743
    @plevy3743 Před 4 lety +4

    My annual watching of all the star_ videos has begun again

  • @KingDragon6815
    @KingDragon6815 Před 4 lety +7

    The fucking end screen gets me every time even after all these years

  • @SuaveDogs
    @SuaveDogs Před 9 lety +78

    i call my kritzkreig kritler

  • @flahoo2807
    @flahoo2807 Před rokem +5

    This never gets old

  • @codenamepotato7279
    @codenamepotato7279 Před 7 lety +5

    Holy shit, after 2 years of coming back to this, I just realized the super slow mo Jerma "oooooOOOOOH" sound that plays when Star_ does a lot of damage.

    • @thetalonking7233
      @thetalonking7233 Před 7 lety +2

      Funny how I found this comment after I literally just noticed this.

  • @romanw4573
    @romanw4573 Před 9 lety +3

    One of the better videos ster has put out lately. I've watched it at least 7 times. I just can't get over the "I don't do that usually"

  • @RatToeNail
    @RatToeNail Před 2 lety +4

    I can't believe I'm still rewatching this video after all these years I still remember when it first came out

  • @emano3203
    @emano3203 Před 6 lety +12

    The greatest duo in youtube history

  • @hollenhammer
    @hollenhammer Před 11 měsíci +3

    I behold this hit sound

  • @winteryoung6760
    @winteryoung6760 Před 9 lety +8

    All Sterma jokes aside, everytime I hear Jerma and STAR_ attempt to work together, I'm constantly reminded of an elderly married couple bickering in the car.

    • @geffbob8960
      @geffbob8960 Před 11 měsíci +2

      This comment is absurdly true even to this day

  • @robotdocter
    @robotdocter Před 6 lety +5

    9:24 cmon guys, he doesnt usually snort

  • @nena_nezali
    @nena_nezali Před 9 lety +2

    I wish I could have even a sliver of the amount of fun these guys have at this game.

  • @BlkDragonian
    @BlkDragonian Před 7 lety +10

    if ster hadn't checked his pants jerma would have died

  • @Sarizb
    @Sarizb Před 3 lety +3

    Ster was ready for 2020/2021 all the way back then, wearing a mask and everything

  • @Sergmanny46
    @Sergmanny46 Před 7 lety +3

    It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old. It's like I always comeback to this one video, and I don't really get why, but I do. Man it's been more than 2 years now. Probably the best Sterma video.
    P.S: Star's neighbors are so lucky.

  • @EsromWoW
    @EsromWoW Před 9 lety +24

    turn the "i dont normally snart" into a hit sound pls

  • @GlowingOrangeOoze
    @GlowingOrangeOoze Před 9 lety +3

    I'm so afraid Star's neighbors think there's some secret torture chamber being operated in his house.

  • @sophiaseptember3833
    @sophiaseptember3833 Před 3 lety +4

    quite possibly the greatest team fortress two video ever made

  • @sloth42
    @sloth42 Před rokem

    i cannot believe that this video is one of many that got me into tf2 back in 2014
    such a classic

  • @Lactosecow
    @Lactosecow Před 3 lety +2

    Star making fun of jerma for snorting when he is screaming. Peak sterma.