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  • New players removed because they were too confusing for old players.
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  • @riel1674
    @riel1674 Před 7 lety +3876

    4:29 "Why are you acting like a normal guy "
    This indicates that the spy is effective in disguising

  • @oked99
    @oked99 Před 5 lety +4084

    to be fair crouching while jumping isn't intuitive if you're not familiar with Source

    • @G_Macks
      @G_Macks Před 4 lety +279

      Yeah source engine is weird

    • @JackStache
      @JackStache Před 4 lety +53

      It's what I thought to do when I was new

    • @genericname3435
      @genericname3435 Před 4 lety +105

      Creative Name // kinda of the same with me, started playing and for no reason I started crouch jumping. No idea of how I figured that out

    • @rikielanasui742
      @rikielanasui742 Před 3 lety +22

      *Laughs in Typical Colors 2*

    • @TheKirBoi
      @TheKirBoi Před 3 lety +61

      Took me a while to figure it out. You know the health packs on the sides of the entrance to the intel on Turbine that you need to jump on the cart thing to get up to. I thought the only way to get up was as scout, soldier, pyro (thruster pack), demo, engineer (sentry jumping) and medic (quick fix pocket of one of the above). Then i saw a spy jump up there when I was also playing spy and I was beyond confused. That's also where I learnt to do it.

  • @fortpilleddrainer5634
    @fortpilleddrainer5634 Před 4 lety +1609

    9:30 I love how when he’s getting chased by the spy he calls for medic as his final defense before getting stabbed

    • @minimixe
      @minimixe Před 4 lety +29

      hilarious

    • @ukedii
      @ukedii Před 4 lety +11

      Hilarious lmao

    • @ugothexed
      @ugothexed Před 4 lety +5

      @@ukedii hilarious lmao xd

    • @RAM1776
      @RAM1776 Před 4 lety +81

      as if he thinks it fucking summons a medic

    • @adamkocsis5769
      @adamkocsis5769 Před 3 lety +46

      If only he had something on him with which he could defend himself..

  • @thesmm2311
    @thesmm2311 Před 5 lety +3110

    The Phlog Pyro seems like one of the more experienced players in this server because he does what a phlog pyro SHOULD do, ambushing the enemy.

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans Před 4 lety +280

      yes but WHY DOES HE HAVE PERMAPHLOGCHARGE

    • @coffee-tz3lm
      @coffee-tz3lm Před 4 lety +143

      Scorch shot likely that thing can fill up the meter fast if you can spam it at a couple people

    • @teeby2037
      @teeby2037 Před 4 lety +80

      back in the day phlog built up super easy, paired with the scorch shot you could have phlog all the time

    • @mahbubmaleksyed5301
      @mahbubmaleksyed5301 Před 4 lety +26

      how ironic the noob play style is the most skilled in the server

    • @PearoIGuess
      @PearoIGuess Před 4 lety +11

      Mahbub Malek Syed wdym flanking and ambushing is better than most pyros ive seen over a thousand w m1 pyros trying to kill me when i just shoot them with frontier justice

  • @Awsisazeen
    @Awsisazeen Před 8 lety +266

    4:26
    YEAH WHY DOESENT THIS SPY ACT LIKE AN ENEMY
    THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD STRATEGY

    • @xYAFusRoMamaYAx
      @xYAFusRoMamaYAx Před 8 lety

      +Awsisa zeen
      ikr

    • @malgottos1423
      @malgottos1423 Před 8 lety

      +Awsisa zeen Well he's just standing there and not sapping or stabbing things.

    • @GazerTheGamer
      @GazerTheGamer Před 8 lety +19

      +Crazy Productions Doesn't mean anything. Good acting on pubs can save a Spy's ass, and that guy could have been fine. The problem was that FUNKe really wanted to push silly new players off the ledge, and he sees this cosmetic-less demoknight show up and stand near a dispenser, so of course upon trying to push him he found him out.
      Spies don't have to be constantly sapping things and pulling of k00l trickstabs on enemies to be doing their job well; the less enemies that know of your presence, the better.
      Source: 500 hour Spy main.

    • @malgottos1423
      @malgottos1423 Před 8 lety

      GazerTheGamer A good jorb well done dehr

    • @gege0298
      @gege0298 Před 8 lety

      Bestest spy ever

  • @pyro2901
    @pyro2901 Před 8 lety +2481

    "his sentry got blown up by the sentry"
    -FUNKe 2015

    • @user-ue7ey1ce5q
      @user-ue7ey1ce5q Před 8 lety +1

      stop coping pyro shark

    • @pyro2901
      @pyro2901 Před 8 lety

      Foxy The pirate fox
      who did i copy?

    • @user-ue7ey1ce5q
      @user-ue7ey1ce5q Před 8 lety

      +Pyroshark this other guy more famous then you you copied his name

    • @pyro2901
      @pyro2901 Před 8 lety +18

      Foxy The pirate fox
      its just a name,and i do not make vids

    • @sethmalcolm6955
      @sethmalcolm6955 Před 7 lety +19

      +Foxy The pirate fox you understand pyro sharks a term in game right

  • @lockyourdoors5886
    @lockyourdoors5886 Před 5 lety +759

    Him: Tired of dying
    Also him: Changes class to death magnet

  • @LostBranches
    @LostBranches Před 5 lety +768

    9:48
    This is not a good position to be in against a heavy

    • @asid5067
      @asid5067 Před 4 lety +103

      This is:
      A. Not a good position to be against a heavy
      B. A good position

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 Před 4 lety +48

      Asid ya making this easy for me mate.

    • @Blappyboop
      @Blappyboop Před 4 lety +37

      Asid A *gets mowed down by heavy*

    • @alanavalos6645
      @alanavalos6645 Před 4 lety +4

      Wiley Muchowski lazy purple

    • @matteb859
      @matteb859 Před 4 lety +32

      “Yeah that seems about right. AAAAAAAAAAGH!!”

  • @juicyjuicy5433
    @juicyjuicy5433 Před 6 lety +5162

    I once actually saw a new spy on the enemy team who instead of shooting me or stabbing me tried to sap me.
    I have no idea why he did that, but he just went up to people with the sapper. He wasn't even that bad at being stealthy, and he could sneak up behind an entire enemy team. But then he tries to sap everyone, failing miserably in the process.

    • @MamaToFive
      @MamaToFive Před 6 lety +201

      This made me LOL...
      There, but for the Grace of Gaben, go I...ahahah.
      (In other words...I had done this so many times when I was just a noobie noob one year ago!)

    • @DOOMSMANN
      @DOOMSMANN Před 6 lety +721

      SPAHS SAPPIN' MAH TEAM

    • @beeb5872
      @beeb5872 Před 6 lety +362

      Eric Merry he'd be good at mvm lol

    • @lukeeatschips6324
      @lukeeatschips6324 Před 5 lety +241

      he was a bored spy main

    • @scetmam1031
      @scetmam1031 Před 5 lety +143

      Must've thought it was mvm

  • @finnohagan4799
    @finnohagan4799 Před 6 lety +2357

    Tired of dying, goes medic

    • @ManvinderSinghWalia
      @ManvinderSinghWalia Před 5 lety +76

      Kinda ironic

    • @solarflare2330
      @solarflare2330 Před 4 lety +3

      Ik what might happen and will happen

    • @replynator5774
      @replynator5774 Před 4 lety +22

      Unless he plans to become walking dispenser that stays near spawn that's not gonna work

    • @305backup
      @305backup Před 4 lety +6

      Tim stro59 **laughs in ubersaw**

    • @MrRohanThomas
      @MrRohanThomas Před 4 lety +18

      That is the worst solution, you playing medic is a 2x more death chance, medic and sniper are most targeted classes

  • @outtakefiend6839
    @outtakefiend6839 Před 5 lety +3660

    I'd like to point out funke was upset a spy was convincing

    • @invalid_user_handle
      @invalid_user_handle Před 4 lety +335

      True, but I think he was wondering why exactly that spy didn't try anything, had the perfect chance to backstab him.

    • @deadrivers2267
      @deadrivers2267 Před 4 lety +118

      ??? To blend in further

    • @metaford3746
      @metaford3746 Před 4 lety +459

      @@invalid_user_handle The spy was so passionated on his acting skill that he convinced himself that he is a red demoman

    • @somerandomperson2934
      @somerandomperson2934 Před 4 lety +18

      @@deadrivers2267 A spy's goal is to get backstabs. I should know since I'm a spy main

    • @orpheus2724
      @orpheus2724 Před 4 lety +56

      @@metaford3746 a true method actor

  • @courier3679
    @courier3679 Před 5 lety +2134

    Engineer: **places sentry**
    Sentry: **gets destroyed**
    Engineer: *s e e m s a b o u t r i g h t*

  • @andrijadenic7366
    @andrijadenic7366 Před 6 lety +5039

    That server legit looks like the most fun thing ever

    • @queennesquik4023
      @queennesquik4023 Před 5 lety +422

      Yeah, the most fun matches in any game are new players against other new players. Neither team knows the "best option" in any scenario and you end up with ridiculous plots that sometimes work.

    • @w.dgaster7656
      @w.dgaster7656 Před 5 lety +60

      I would fit there

    • @yatosan9217
      @yatosan9217 Před 5 lety +5

      Aha izgleda

    • @KaNofbeans
      @KaNofbeans Před 4 lety +59

      its fun when you want a break from a serious game and just want to play for fun

    • @darex1226
      @darex1226 Před 4 lety +1

      Jel igra ko od vas tf2 jos?

  • @CryogenicCompliments
    @CryogenicCompliments Před 6 lety +586

    1:01 "and there's the spy that just runs at you with a knife out and tries to stab you...." FUNKe, that's every spy in the game.

    • @spore6050
      @spore6050 Před 4 lety +7

      Well he got a few stabs in

    • @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk
      @uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhidk Před 3 lety +15

      he just ran up like you didnt even cloak you didnt even attempt to go behind him without him knowing he just ran up and started fucking stabbin.

    • @hatkid9368
      @hatkid9368 Před 3 lety +3

      No no he got a point

    • @skelebop78yearsago58
      @skelebop78yearsago58 Před 3 lety +6

      He means that the spy din't even cloack or disguise XD

    • @darrenaqilawangsech8652
      @darrenaqilawangsech8652 Před 3 lety +1

      @@skelebop78yearsago58 Anyway as a new guy i suck at spy 😂

  • @appleface304
    @appleface304 Před 4 lety +382

    Can we appreciate how at 6:58 CaptainAfternoon the legend actually got a decent backstab on that heavy?

    • @ActuallyRocatex
      @ActuallyRocatex Před 3 lety +9

      Right below this comment is some guy saying he was captainafternoon

    • @toastysketches2517
      @toastysketches2517 Před 3 lety +12

      @@ActuallyRocatex lol my friends username is CaptainAfternoon78
      But that wasent him i asked

    • @dinonuggiesguy4847
      @dinonuggiesguy4847 Před 3 lety +2

      You spelled Tomato Thomas wrong

  • @voidman2941
    @voidman2941 Před 5 lety +297

    7:25 - 7:39
    I think the demoman thought he saw a spy,
    suspected it was you, then realized it wasn't,
    so he went looking for a cloaked spy.

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 Před 7 lety +404

    The phlog pyro makes sense considering what he's up against.
    Why WOULDN'T he have full charge every five seconds if people walk into him.

    • @poopyjoe7435
      @poopyjoe7435 Před 2 lety +9

      Ironic that the phlog pyro is one of the smartest players in the server

  • @claaire1740
    @claaire1740 Před 8 lety +893

    These are the types of dudes to have the gunboats with the rocket jumper

    • @xaimontankiamco8892
      @xaimontankiamco8892 Před 8 lety +84

      Played on turbine and saw a guy using the rocket jumper to hit other people

    • @rib4607
      @rib4607 Před 8 lety +82

      +Xaimon Tankiamco That happens pretty often, smh. People can't even read descriptions.

    • @ssbmslurppp1781
      @ssbmslurppp1781 Před 8 lety +66

      +Arib Sahil F2P:
      OH SHIT AN ITEM DROP BETTER EQUIP IT WITHOUT HAVING ANY KNOWLEDGE WHAT SO EVER ABOUT WHAT IT DOES

    • @rib4607
      @rib4607 Před 8 lety +12

      eks d

    • @ducc3430
      @ducc3430 Před 8 lety +38

      +Malistir Gaming EVERY WEAPON IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER WEAPON I HAVE, DONT EVEN NEED TO READ THE STATS

  • @dmann2096
    @dmann2096 Před 5 lety +239

    4:05 C'mon you gots to love the cute little engie

  • @WaterDroplet02
    @WaterDroplet02 Před 6 lety +532

    6:51"It happened again! His sentry got blown up by the sentry!"
    Who's the _real_ f2p here?

  • @HiFugly
    @HiFugly Před 5 lety +170

    5:53 Happens to me all the time. This weapon is hitscan, right?
    10:30 He's just playing the Fat Scout.

  • @uranus3389
    @uranus3389 Před 8 lety +361

    That gasp you made when you feel off, was the most honest gasp i have ever heard.

    • @whatyado6106
      @whatyado6106 Před 8 lety +21

      +Murphy1122 come on don't give Uranus shit like this

    • @percher4824
      @percher4824 Před 8 lety +1

      +Uranus The most realistic gasp award goes to FUNKe!

    • @moosahashim7190
      @moosahashim7190 Před 8 lety

      +Uranus sorry man but can u tell me the map name sorry to be that guy

    • @uranus3389
      @uranus3389 Před 8 lety +1

      moosa hashim pl_frontier_final

    • @ethanwmonster9075
      @ethanwmonster9075 Před 8 lety +1

      +Your Average videowatcher [Skeptic Commenter] smeels beutitful

  • @s942
    @s942 Před 4 lety +291

    When I was new, here is a list of things I thought
    1 the dead ringer made you invisible
    2 you can’t rev up without shooting
    3 the rocket jumper does damage
    4 the gunslinger lets you build a normal and a mini sentry

    • @chimpmoment130
      @chimpmoment130 Před 4 lety +1

      @@minimixe Johnny Flesh

    • @minimixe
      @minimixe Před 4 lety

      @@chimpmoment130 VOY A SUBIDA MAREA AYYAAAAAAA

    • @ancis1327
      @ancis1327 Před 3 lety +22

      5: Ubercharge only affects your target

    • @darrenaqilawangsech8652
      @darrenaqilawangsech8652 Před 3 lety +13

      I mean, i kinda had some base experience through watching TF2 vids so i kinda knew what is possible and what is not, but my skills are trash 😂

    • @kaiji4419
      @kaiji4419 Před 3 lety +5

      @@darrenaqilawangsech8652 ... me too

  • @yeehaw9369
    @yeehaw9369 Před 4 lety +66

    if a spy tries to sap you, they’re basically calling you a bot

  • @ashby9874
    @ashby9874 Před 7 lety +1075

    When I was new I went to training mode and played with Bots until I knew I was ready

    • @tdogtheturtle3023
      @tdogtheturtle3023 Před 7 lety +66

      ashby987 same with me

    • @4rcade590
      @4rcade590 Před 7 lety +59

      ashby987 same, i wish everyone did that...

    • @DreadedGhoul575
      @DreadedGhoul575 Před 7 lety +77

      I did this too; I still play with bots tbh. I wish there was a co-op vs ai (like MvM) on the functional maps like dustbowl and humans get matched up, can vote for the map, choose the difficulty setting etc. :D

    • @ashby9874
      @ashby9874 Před 7 lety +11

      DreadedGhoul575 yea I still play with Bots sometimes and when a server filled with real people has Bots joined in I tell the strategys I have when fighting a bot

    • @guy_th18
      @guy_th18 Před 7 lety +4

      Same!

  • @noearchambot7355
    @noearchambot7355 Před 7 lety +1493

    New players removed because they were too confusing for old players.

    • @SpecterReaper
      @SpecterReaper Před 6 lety +31

      Noé Archambot
      Valve Employee: Wait...SHIT IT WAS SWITCHE-
      **Old players removed because they were too confusing for new players**

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Před 6 lety +3

      aand it will ruin TF2 finally

    • @ivanyy
      @ivanyy Před 6 lety +14

      Dushess Excuse me? This was a joke, pls dont start with the random hate against X group of people

    • @lqu
      @lqu Před 5 lety +5

      thats in the description.

    • @Despacitoian
      @Despacitoian Před 5 lety +5

      Noé Archambot new players removed for being too confusing to new players

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 Před 5 lety +770

    "And then they just forget about me, forget I exist!"
    funke, describing his parents abandoning him on a playground

  • @avivfrai4858
    @avivfrai4858 Před 5 lety +233

    i legit didn't know about crouch jumping until i watched this vid. granted i only had like 30 hours in the game at the time but still.

    • @z1u512
      @z1u512 Před 4 lety +1

      I can teach you. Wanna add me?

    • @johnt3606
      @johnt3606 Před 4 lety +6

      I knew about crouch jump in the old times in csgo irrc, but I had no idea it was in TF2 until like 120 hours (lol)

    • @muntadar1655
      @muntadar1655 Před 4 lety +11

      @Maxwell Zimmermann actually that pretty much applies to most source games, when I learned how to crouch jump it was after raging for 3 rounds on a turkish minecraft ze map in cs 1.6

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente Před 3 lety +2

      @@muntadar1655 sorry, a what now?

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente Před 3 lety

      @@z1u512 I would, sadly I don't have enough funds (4.11/5 Dollars) but I still need to get to the basics

  • @petr.o5725
    @petr.o5725 Před 8 lety +1424

    TF2 News
    - Game removed , too confusing for new players

    • @PyroclasticFlow
      @PyroclasticFlow Před 8 lety

      Lel

    • @zedolixo7297
      @zedolixo7297 Před 8 lety

      +Piotr Tylmanowski why not remove the f2p players instead?

    • @carlgonzales8081
      @carlgonzales8081 Před 8 lety +15

      +sou fada then how could new people join the game? If that happened, tf2 would die.

    • @zedolixo7297
      @zedolixo7297 Před 8 lety

      Carl Gonzales lol didn't thought about that XD

    • @kevinfaiz4716
      @kevinfaiz4716 Před 8 lety +7

      +Carl Gonzales Yea TF2 got popular because of the Free to play update..

  • @wad5907
    @wad5907 Před 8 lety +2962

    The title is confused new players, but you seem the most confused.

    • @Kandro
      @Kandro Před 8 lety +201

      confused about confused people

    • @theoneandonlycucumber
      @theoneandonlycucumber Před 8 lety +37

      Have you seen the video? The new players are OBVIOUSLY the confused one's. He's just having a hard time believing that anyone can be this terrible.

    • @Kandro
      @Kandro Před 8 lety +59

      he's confused about why the new players are doing so much bullshit

    • @retrolink6314
      @retrolink6314 Před 8 lety +8

      your grammar confused me too

    • @wad5907
      @wad5907 Před 8 lety +2

      Pootis Zunka
      Do tell?

  • @owloddity9297
    @owloddity9297 Před 5 lety +51

    i may point out that he most of them would not act so much like noobs if valve had made a decent tutorial.

  • @random_me666
    @random_me666 Před 4 lety +267

    I remember playing as my main class as a newbie, and a Soldier expected me to Über him, he even said it on his VC and I didn't do anything, I instead did it when I had a hunch, and he said: "We got lucky Medic." I even remember a Heavy teaching me how to properly use übers and when to use them, was a good guy, made me to the next step of a great main Medic.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Před 4 lety +10

      good to hear you got some help i just get yelled at because my targets think rocket jumping away while i have stock means that i heal them faster

    • @random_me666
      @random_me666 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jmurray1110 It does not heal them faster. It builds Über faster though.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Před 4 lety +1

      @@random_me666 no i mean they jump out of range from the gun and im suppose to still heal them despite not having the quick fix's ability to follow them but i assume you mean the uber drop on overhealed targets but it doesn't really work if im out of range

    • @random_me666
      @random_me666 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jmurray1110 That's why you have to get the crossbow, it truly is a game changer as a medic. I got one from my 2019 Smissmas choice present.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Před 4 lety +1

      @@random_me666 oh yeah i picked one up of one of the fallen definite a good weapon but might need to have a useful team to use if effectively

  • @DOOMSMANN
    @DOOMSMANN Před 7 lety +118

    6:50 "It happened again! his sentry got blown up by the _S_ _e_ _n_ _t_ _r_ _y_ _!_ "
    -FUNKe 2015

  • @KaiserKosako
    @KaiserKosako Před 7 lety +699

    Brazilian servers are your heaven if you want more of this

  • @rajakzz4341
    @rajakzz4341 Před 5 lety +38

    10:54 Captain gets a domination

  • @SonicPower
    @SonicPower Před 5 lety +117

    6:12 - He thinks that he can do the same thing as at that End of the Line video but with just a level 1 Sentry.

  • @leaviumshad7775
    @leaviumshad7775 Před 6 lety +221

    6:51 "it happened again your sentry got blown up by the sentry"

  • @gatoroda
    @gatoroda Před 7 lety +624

    His name a ghost skills because his skills are non-existent

  • @tonycallme3667
    @tonycallme3667 Před 5 lety +72

    "where's my team?"
    I feel you

  • @Ryu-ei8vj
    @Ryu-ei8vj Před 4 lety +165

    4:45 "Here, you can push me off"
    *Engineer proceeds to fall off a cliff*

  • @srpinguim9435
    @srpinguim9435 Před 8 lety +778

    New Update:Removed universe,too confusing for new players

    • @Serpgamer
      @Serpgamer Před 8 lety

      ha ha ha ha ha ha xddddd so funny *rawr*

    • @dreamblast650
      @dreamblast650 Před 7 lety +5

      +CreativeRock16 >spells with u

    • @Serpgamer
      @Serpgamer Před 7 lety +1

      CreativeRock16
      do u even understand sarcasm

    • @abbadon6441
      @abbadon6441 Před 7 lety

      Removed barry allen , too confusing to new players and any others easy to master and dominate a server

    • @vention7043
      @vention7043 Před 7 lety +5

      Removed items for free to plays, too confusing, also f2ps can only play spys

  • @pepsiman397
    @pepsiman397 Před 7 lety +234

    New Update: Removed Team Fortress 2, too confusing for new players.

    • @ifyoucanflypancake312
      @ifyoucanflypancake312 Před 7 lety +7

      Pepsi Man Replaced with Mine Craft 2

    • @SpecterReaper
      @SpecterReaper Před 6 lety +3

      And ROBLOX 2, FNaF 2 the 2nd, and...Other stuff

    • @ivanyy
      @ivanyy Před 6 lety +2

      Pepsi Man Despacito 2

    • @Ke.442
      @Ke.442 Před 5 lety +1

      Why did you copy a comment

    • @ms.raposa2855
      @ms.raposa2855 Před 5 lety

      @@SpecterReaper FNaF 2 the 2nd? What does that mean?

  • @piegodmi
    @piegodmi Před 5 lety +170

    Thing is like the last video I watched, it says that there is no decent learning system. Of course we are bad, cause we have no way to get good unless we play almost every day... Of course they (we) are confused.

    • @endertron3603
      @endertron3603 Před 5 lety +16

      Pyro _Dood I just played with bots until I was ready

    • @z1u512
      @z1u512 Před 4 lety

      Wanna add me? I can teach you

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 Před 4 lety

      @@z1u512 yeah I'm also open to teach

    • @thatgoodstuff1986
      @thatgoodstuff1986 Před 4 lety

      @Pyro_Dood i got some experience if you need some help

    • @fwuffy_cloud
      @fwuffy_cloud Před 4 lety +7

      @@endertron3603 Oh my actual goodness that's the plan I'm using right now! And yeah, I'm practicing with bots because I'm too scared too embarrass myself on an actual server.

  • @TheVoidrex
    @TheVoidrex Před 4 lety +74

    10:50 HOLY CRAP, HE'S DOMINATING SOMEONE

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 Před 7 lety +170

    6:50 I know the feeling. My sentry gets blown up by sentries all the time.

    • @Tobygamesiscool
      @Tobygamesiscool Před 7 lety +8

      Anthony Smith Sentries actually will shoot each other though

    • @gary8387
      @gary8387 Před 7 lety +2

      It Seems the Only Real Action is Inaction and with the wrangler

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys Před 2 lety

      shitty fucking placement then

  • @warblenoise
    @warblenoise Před 8 lety +66

    'Why is that spy acting like a normal person?!'
    Really FUNKe? REALLY?!

    • @dervisedward1304
      @dervisedward1304 Před 8 lety +15

      +Waffle5 He meant that the Spy was not doing anything....just staring at the easy kill on FUNKe while he was looking at the engineer that fell off.

  • @lordsplashingtontheiii6778
    @lordsplashingtontheiii6778 Před 4 lety +69

    It's 2019, legend says that Pyro still has Phlog to this day.

  • @MrBump2
    @MrBump2 Před 4 lety +31

    Ironically, you seem to be the most confused out of all of them.

  • @pieldmiel9033
    @pieldmiel9033 Před 7 lety +99

    2:55 That is single handedly the most funny thing ive ever seen in tf2.

  • @Arthromod
    @Arthromod Před 8 lety +1109

    This would be perfect if this was on the End of the Line map.

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom Před 8 lety +77

      Because it's too confusing for new *BONUS DUCKS!*

    • @Alex-eu6ne
      @Alex-eu6ne Před 8 lety +49

      *Removed for being too confusing for new players*

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom Před 8 lety

      DUCKS
      Here's a flower to cheer you up.
      @--'--,----৵(◕‿◕✿)

    • @sunnywizard_507
      @sunnywizard_507 Před 8 lety +2

      Removed again for being too confusing to new players (again)

    • @zaiz6018
      @zaiz6018 Před 8 lety

      +DUCKS BONUS DUCKS

  • @marleyl2548
    @marleyl2548 Před 4 lety +16

    Sniper is scarier than heavy because he has the balls to approach heavy like that

  • @MattTheShittyArtist
    @MattTheShittyArtist Před 3 lety +19

    12:22 i thought my headphones died on me

  • @thebeastkoolaidman
    @thebeastkoolaidman Před 6 lety +443

    "GhostSkillz"
    Jesus, on a scale of 1 to 10 of how edgy he is, it would have to be 11.

    • @SpecterReaper
      @SpecterReaper Před 6 lety +24

      ScoutIsVeryErect At least it's not (insert their name here) The Gamer 123

    • @gomgom9060
      @gomgom9060 Před 5 lety +18

      @@SpecterReaper or "đěåț4_ķ"

    • @TeleTrenta
      @TeleTrenta Před 5 lety +15

      and the problem is he has an unusual

    • @TP-gd5er
      @TP-gd5er Před 5 lety +2

      @@TeleTrenta his skills are a 1 out of 10 lmao

    • @ravrav6433
      @ravrav6433 Před 4 lety +23

      Then i would assume 11 is their age too

  • @WalrusChomps2
    @WalrusChomps2 Před 7 lety +443

    I just love rewatching this video

  • @Gnurklesquimp
    @Gnurklesquimp Před 5 lety +28

    2:29 Is an accurate representation of 99% of how I played Halo

  • @zmrgdz9535
    @zmrgdz9535 Před 5 lety +29

    Did that spy go out of his way to hunt down that sniper and forgot about his mission

  • @sluggs1233
    @sluggs1233 Před 6 lety +892

    Lost it when the demo was walking with the other demo 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

    • @jtc6366
      @jtc6366 Před 5 lety +50

      @Ella Crowe no

    • @KaitlynWolfie
      @KaitlynWolfie Před 4 lety +7

      Ella Crowe The red demo shot at Funke, and died in the kill feed.

    • @snakewithacomputer849
      @snakewithacomputer849 Před 4 lety

      @@TeleTrenta ou would only see the mask if you were on his team, or you were spectating

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys Před 2 lety

      you live a sad life

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 Před 8 lety +389

    I'm sorry, but, I think the better question that should have been asked was: why are you shooting and wasting your minigun ammo on a closed door instead of justing keeping it spun down? xD

    • @sikorz
      @sikorz Před 7 lety +56

      the mini gun he was using do more damage the more time it's shooting
      so he does more damage if he keeps shooting non stop

    • @agentmaryland1239
      @agentmaryland1239 Před 7 lety +34

      LikonPT well, I don't know about you, but if I turned a corner and saw a Heavy shooting at the door I was about to exit, I'd be backpedaling to find a different exit or wait till he runs out of ammo.

    • @thomasriches3488
      @thomasriches3488 Před 7 lety +11

      +Bella Luna it's more like the damage ramp up should catch someone who unluckily tries to take the heavy head open without realising the minimum they have equipped.

    • @Rodfaj90
      @Rodfaj90 Před 7 lety +10

      But this is a weird TF2 server remember?
      it's the point of the whole video! dumb players!

    • @mild9507
      @mild9507 Před 6 lety

      Damage ramp up

  • @ignorance413
    @ignorance413 Před 5 lety +169

    Funke: only an idiot would do that
    Also funke: *does that*

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo Před 4 lety +17

      Funke? More like Funkediot! Am I right guys?

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Před 4 lety +2

      It's like he's admitting it.

    • @heylittleguy26
      @heylittleguy26 Před 2 lety +6

      Almost like that was the point of the joke or something

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys Před 2 lety

      you're a genius

    • @ignorance413
      @ignorance413 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sydssolanumsamsys 2 years ago me was truly something else

  • @worm6820
    @worm6820 Před 4 lety +82

    C’mon man, this is what’s gonna cause tf2 to die, being mean to new players.

    • @malif1279
      @malif1279 Před 3 lety +29

      Even tho this is from 4 years ago and Funke was probs just dicking around for this video, ye I kinda agree. Especially since we've had the highest numbers of new players (and current players) since jungle inferno

    • @darrenaqilawangsech8652
      @darrenaqilawangsech8652 Před 3 lety +11

      @@malif1279 mate i literally jist joined it yesterday

    • @BIGGIANTSGUY
      @BIGGIANTSGUY Před 3 lety +2

      @@darrenaqilawangsech8652 noob

    • @someguy1716
      @someguy1716 Před 3 lety +16

      @@darrenaqilawangsech8652 than that's good

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 Před 3 lety +9

      @@BIGGIANTSGUY
      Bruh youre an asshole

  • @MauChong99
    @MauChong99 Před 8 lety +34

    You seem to have caught "The STAR Flu"
    It is a rare disease that makes you question everyone in a video game.

    • @Daniel-jd7fq
      @Daniel-jd7fq Před 8 lety +2

      +Mau chóng Its also known as my aunt Sally

    • @ethhics
      @ethhics Před 8 lety +1

      But star is playing onlywatch and nothing else

  • @pato6738
    @pato6738 Před 7 lety +303

    I really don´t get all the prejudice against F2P, I mean I was F2P for three months, then because my backpack was full I buy the "Engineer starter pack" to become premium, and (believe it or not) my skills didn´t improve because of it :(

    • @outtakefiend6839
      @outtakefiend6839 Před 5 lety +35

      Id say that having actually cosmetics did help me as f2ps would run instead of attacking

    • @s942
      @s942 Před 4 lety +22

      It isn’t because they haven’t bought anything, it’s because f2ps tend to be new, and new players aren’t usually the best. because most players after a bit would get premium to expand their backpack or play comp or something being free to play just shows your new

    • @nicknamename7838
      @nicknamename7838 Před 4 lety +4

      Pato TF2 is timeless game that means you can improve by playing it for really long time and no hats and other things dont improve your skill

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone Před 4 lety +1

      @@outtakefiend6839 *Intimidation: 100*

    • @mewbusi
      @mewbusi Před 4 lety +2

      @@nicknamename7838 Its not causation, its correlation. Just saying.

  • @kutejikashi1959
    @kutejikashi1959 Před 5 lety +46

    Tf2 patch notes:
    - Removed new players because they were too confusing for old players.

  • @PUERTORICOFAN1112
    @PUERTORICOFAN1112 Před 4 lety +17

    I know that FunkE may never actual see this but this video is an instant classic. Whenever i'm bored on CZcams or just bored in general this video always cheers me up. This video is your best video in my opinion like damn it is just so good of a video I don't understand what makes this video so legendary, this is a fucking banger and if you don"t agree then get out.

  • @OfficialBurnout
    @OfficialBurnout Před 8 lety +62

    Captain is my spirit animal.

  • @junk5501
    @junk5501 Před 7 lety +107

    Captain's Merc badge said he was playing since 2013. How could he be this bad?

    • @zeko1542
      @zeko1542 Před 7 lety +47

      Maybe he played for a whule then quit, then started playing again.

    • @junk5501
      @junk5501 Před 7 lety

      Could be, but he's still one of the worst F2Ps I've seen.

    • @AA_EE_OO
      @AA_EE_OO Před 7 lety +6

      when u realize he is doming someone at 12:50 ;-;

    • @abystrous
      @abystrous Před 7 lety

      Lol, I'm better, and I've played since 2014 xD

    • @Rodfaj90
      @Rodfaj90 Před 7 lety +1

      Probably because he saw it was F2P, downloaded the game in 2013, played only once and then left it to rot, and only now he gained interest in it

  • @nikinikipikipiki8547
    @nikinikipikipiki8547 Před 2 lety +5

    10:35 THE ORIGINAL FAT SCOUT

  • @camthorn2088
    @camthorn2088 Před 3 lety +9

    It amazes me to think that if any of these new players are still playing, they’ve been playing for over 4 years now

  • @thenippleextractor
    @thenippleextractor Před 8 lety +20

    02.10.15 Patch notes:
    - TF2 removed, too confusing for new players.

  • @halithegreat3240
    @halithegreat3240 Před 8 lety +109

    I remember the F2p days. I used to think you had to use the sapper to cloak.

    • @Deathdragon9991
      @Deathdragon9991 Před 8 lety

      I remeber deleting my gibus for inv space. Now im in a comp team thats heading towards silver 6s and highlander...damn I regret it cause I whould litterly love to pubstomp wearing only a gibus. Welp now I have a solider unusual and several botkillers all with high strange levels. Guess Im glad to have that.

    • @jbfelix9118
      @jbfelix9118 Před 8 lety

      +EvilCat70
      ikr, I want to gibus troll now, well, atleast I have pyrovision

    • @Deathdragon9991
      @Deathdragon9991 Před 8 lety

      You can buy vintage ones and theres a rare tradeable gibus thats worth several keys. The vintage pyro vision goggles are more easy to find on the community market. Its worth only a scrap or two I think.

    • @dylan007
      @dylan007 Před 8 lety +1

      +HaliTheGreat when I first played tf2... I tried rolling the sapper like in Meet the Spy...

    • @mitchhammond3213
      @mitchhammond3213 Před 8 lety +3

      I used to try and backstab people while cloaked

  • @tossic7245
    @tossic7245 Před 4 lety +19

    Those noobs on the video are probably really good now.

    • @mroboba
      @mroboba Před 4 lety +3

      trueee

    • @minimixe
      @minimixe Před 4 lety

      Or maybe they just died

    • @mroboba
      @mroboba Před 4 lety +2

      @@minimixe pessimist much? xd

    • @malif1279
      @malif1279 Před 3 lety +3

      Or if they haven't taken a break at the game they're at the very least decent

  • @RyanIsOnYT
    @RyanIsOnYT Před 4 lety +12

    1:16 that was me when I started idk how to jump and crouch

  • @ObsidianHunter99
    @ObsidianHunter99 Před 7 lety +141

    this video is just instant depression for TF2 vets.

    • @harrishunt4545
      @harrishunt4545 Před 5 lety +4

      Soldier333 even just average players

    • @lyon2055
      @lyon2055 Před 5 lety +20

      No this is pure joy for tf2 vets, it shows tf2 isnt close to dying because there are so many new players joining all the time

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks Před 5 lety

      @@lyon2055 too bad they never learn how tf2 works and also ruined the economy.

    • @Joey099
      @Joey099 Před 5 lety +6

      @@FriezaSucks ruining the economy when they cant trade
      Edit: and probably they don't continue because of people like you

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks Před 5 lety

      @@Joey099 ruining the economy by buying from the market instead of community, increasing the price of keys in the metal trade from 7 ref to FUCKING 48 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! And vets tell them all the time to avoid doing it, and to instead trade metal instead of buying directly with cash, but no, they need their gunskin now, they need their lime fuckin' banana scout hat now. You go premium when you buy any item, so the trick is to buy a key, then go premium and trade it for metal or whatever and get your market going, but nobody wants to learn it and now its been smoldering for years.

  • @p13.76
    @p13.76 Před 7 lety +236

    I played on a turbine server.
    15 hooveys
    The others were congaing
    It went on 4 like 1 hr

    • @Rodfaj90
      @Rodfaj90 Před 7 lety +19

      That doesn't seem so bad?

    • @cosmocha6774
      @cosmocha6774 Před 7 lety +41

      Itz_Rag3 that's a dream for me

    • @pootpoot855
      @pootpoot855 Před 7 lety +3

      2 number nines I was there in the... SKY!

    • @p13.76
      @p13.76 Před 7 lety +2

      Oh shit a wild pootis bird!

    • @pootpoot855
      @pootpoot855 Před 7 lety +2

      2 number nines the skybox was in the way so I couldn't get some SANDVICHS

  • @Bob-xq9dg
    @Bob-xq9dg Před 6 lety +25

    The beauty of newbies playing TF2

  • @Vlad-Ra
    @Vlad-Ra Před 3 lety +5

    These players are probably sweaty tryhards now

  • @mejahitam2177
    @mejahitam2177 Před 6 lety +15

    4:28 ' why are you acting like a normal person? ' that was the disguise is for

    • @kerplunker360
      @kerplunker360 Před 6 lety +1

      Shiraishi Urara Nope, the disguise hardly fools anyone, it is only used for engie buildings now. Hell, if the opposing team has no engies, just learn how to manage your cloak and health and you can kill the entire team. And second, you CAN fool the enemy, but spy is meant to be an assassin, he needs to KILL while blending in... A spy with common sense would’ve killed Funke right then and there rather than just staring at him.

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys Před 2 lety

      @@kerplunker360 he couldnt have gotten behind funke without getting immidiately given away

  • @katarinafoda3699
    @katarinafoda3699 Před 8 lety +144

    Once, I met this pyrovison goggles with a mann co. cap soldier with the rocket jumper who tried to use it to kill me.

    • @drdingaling
      @drdingaling Před 8 lety +1

      k

    • @DemizeTPT
      @DemizeTPT Před 8 lety +40

      +The ultimate cat dude guy man That happens all the time. Once someone called me a hacker from not dying from it. I was laughing so hard.

    • @katarinafoda3699
      @katarinafoda3699 Před 8 lety +11

      "oh i dont get it i bought diz new rawcket lawncher and diz guy takes nu damege
      hekcer"

    • @Kandro
      @Kandro Před 8 lety +9

      i got banned from a server
      because i headshot a jumping scout (probably admin too) and used a bind and taunted.
      ok.

    • @katarinafoda3699
      @katarinafoda3699 Před 8 lety +5

      +STAR_ (not star) I'll forgive you if it wasn't a gOD DAMN LENNY BIND

  • @kouks4974
    @kouks4974 Před 5 lety +22

    This is my favorite tf2 video that i keep watching whenever I’m out of content to feed on

  • @muphentamine3142
    @muphentamine3142 Před 5 lety +35

    F2Ps or confused players are so cute! Like just look at the pure innocence of them struggling.

    • @minimixe
      @minimixe Před 4 lety +9

      free-to-plays aren't always bad, some can be really good in fact.

    • @alanavalos6645
      @alanavalos6645 Před 4 lety +2

      Me I can’t rocket jump well or market garden when I steal a weapon I don’t have

    • @thatgoodstuff1986
      @thatgoodstuff1986 Před 4 lety +7

      I wish this community would help f2ps more

    • @sunburnteggandstuff
      @sunburnteggandstuff Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah but being the life of an f2p is pain

  • @skelskeleton
    @skelskeleton Před 8 lety +310

    Am i the only one who thinks f2ps are really adorable?

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A Před 8 lety +4

      Not when im the F2P
      I knew how to rocke jump in GoldSource,and im gonna do it in Source!

    • @cheatsykoopa98
      @cheatsykoopa98 Před 8 lety +1

      +Ryan Wilson (Falcon Cäber) unless they're in my team, I agree

    • @Octanis0
      @Octanis0 Před 8 lety +24

      People who always generalise f2ps to be noobs are adorable.

    • @cheatsykoopa98
      @cheatsykoopa98 Před 8 lety +3

      Victor Neo people who are right are adorable

    • @Dunnohippo98
      @Dunnohippo98 Před 8 lety +1

      well i haven't bought anything on this and i have played this for 50 hours and still reach the top 3 of the scoreboard with whatever class I play.

  • @xuticx
    @xuticx Před 8 lety +123

    did anyone see captain afternoon dominate someone at 10:49?

  • @CaptainShenanigans42
    @CaptainShenanigans42 Před 6 lety +190

    Being a new player, and knowing how confusing the game is, it kind of disappoints me that you looked at these people and didn't help at all. You could have told that heavy to crouch and jump at the same time.

    • @grapes5672
      @grapes5672 Před 5 lety +32

      The best teacher is getting kicked in the ass.

    • @papathanos8629
      @papathanos8629 Před 5 lety +2

      Thank you

    • @yawarakairazar175
      @yawarakairazar175 Před 5 lety +27

      Thats depressing how much ur thinking into this lol... This vid is made for entertainment. Calm the fuck down

    • @CaptainShenanigans42
      @CaptainShenanigans42 Před 5 lety +66

      EmeraldCat I know it's for entertainment my guy, but me, being an empathetic person, knows how frustrating it is to be clueless. I'm sorry if you think it's depressing that's alright, but my opinion hasn't changed.

    • @captainweekend5276
      @captainweekend5276 Před 4 lety +13

      @@CaptainShenanigans42 It's not his job to babysit every novice player.

  • @tofuthegreatest9393
    @tofuthegreatest9393 Před 3 lety +6

    The sheer rewatchability of this video astounds me

  • @kupiujeneumrisprokasta
    @kupiujeneumrisprokasta Před 7 lety +55

    8:11 its karma

  • @TomasBelloXD
    @TomasBelloXD Před 8 lety +52

    The feeling when you realise that bots play infinite better than the people of a Valve Server

  • @mitchell8003
    @mitchell8003 Před 5 lety +4

    We all should diss newbies and discourage potencial new players to join the game. That will really help to keep the game alive and fresh.

  • @shmook1507
    @shmook1507 Před rokem +3

    This video is so nostalgic for me. It's just something about the atmosphere and chill nature of this entire server that makes me long for a better time. The editing, the Weezer music, the hud, everything. I love it. It makes me think back to playing gun mettle era tf2 on my brother's shitty computer. What a time to be alive. I've been playing tf2 for ages as of now, and this really puts me in a happy place every time I watch it. :)

  • @ezequielbarrera1299
    @ezequielbarrera1299 Před 7 lety +41

    6:54 the sentry got blown up by the sentry?

  • @-anton
    @-anton Před 8 lety +146

    New Funke video always makes my day.

  • @kirillfrolov3384
    @kirillfrolov3384 Před 4 lety +7

    1:22 Bro, are you honestly telling me that crouch jumping is intuitive?

    • @kirillfrolov3384
      @kirillfrolov3384 Před 3 lety

      @@I_Use_Hacks you use hacks so your opinion doesn't count

    • @KIWI_DUDE.
      @KIWI_DUDE. Před 3 lety +2

      Honestly, I try that in every shooter even though it's unique to source games.

    • @sunburnteggandstuff
      @sunburnteggandstuff Před 2 lety

      You always need it in parkour and deathrun

  • @khou0
    @khou0 Před 2 lety +4

    4:47 11 PHDs btw

  • @derppikachu5240
    @derppikachu5240 Před 8 lety +67

    "Its a spy, why your acting like a normal person"
    Because he's a spy...

  • @alias2168
    @alias2168 Před 7 lety +66

    Captain Afternoon was definitely straight out of COD

    • @eddyfizio5349
      @eddyfizio5349 Před 6 lety

      Alias #2 when is he?

    • @etaidade3983
      @etaidade3983 Před 5 lety +7

      Smg sniper cod players always think thats the most powerfull weopon

  • @f1sh26
    @f1sh26 Před 4 lety +4

    funk breaks into tears (multiple times) in how disappointed he is with everyone.

  • @demigirlie6743
    @demigirlie6743 Před 4 lety +5

    4:56 im pretty sure he's practicing it

  • @cummy7911
    @cummy7911 Před 7 lety +572

    Why is this his most disliked video? I'm seriously sitting here trying to figure it out

    • @therabbit5000
      @therabbit5000 Před 7 lety +180

      some things are just unneccesary to complain about, like the moonjumping pyro- just for fun, or the spy at the dispenser- just healing up

    • @cummy7911
      @cummy7911 Před 7 lety +147

      The Rabbit He's not serious though

    • @therabbit5000
      @therabbit5000 Před 7 lety +21

      idk :L thats what someone said in the comments a few years ago

    • @NoahRigden
      @NoahRigden Před 7 lety +119

      Cause people are pissed that he made sarcastic jokes.
      idk why, this video's hilarious

    • @therabbit5000
      @therabbit5000 Před 7 lety +2

      yes

  • @No-hb9is
    @No-hb9is Před 7 lety +5

    4:27 He's clearly trying to blend in.

  • @vorpalweapon4814
    @vorpalweapon4814 Před 4 lety +5

    This video is a tradition for me, I always watch it like once a month to cheer me up.

  • @banant5620
    @banant5620 Před 5 lety +16

    "Removed new player"
    "Reason : too confusing for new players"
    Kill me
    (Shit I should've read the comment now people gonna think I copied)