When a Grain of Sand Hits Earth at 100,000,000x Light Speed - Universe Sandbox 2

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  Před 5 lety +21140

    Someone wanted me to do something at 100,000,000x light speed. They could have been just joking, but here you go.

    • @howdymate9389
      @howdymate9389 Před 5 lety +122

      Nah

    • @marquischase7337
      @marquischase7337 Před 5 lety +75

      Hey grey could you give me a shoutout in your next video please and could you play tropico 6

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 Před 5 lety +58

      Can't wait for the people harvester.

    • @dytran
      @dytran Před 5 lety +27

      Yeet

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 Před 5 lety +11

      i stil love u

  • @rocketgod6808
    @rocketgod6808 Před 4 lety +7589

    I like his voice. He starts with the softest “all right” then creates literal heII in a matter of seconds

  • @trustic7476
    @trustic7476 Před 5 lety +5686

    12:19 if you are looking for the grain of sand. You’re welcome

  • @ethanisier
    @ethanisier Před 4 lety +3175

    “Nothing cool ever happens on earth.”
    2020: “Cha-cha Real Smooth”

    • @tb_8113
      @tb_8113 Před 4 lety +8

      Mr.Machu is that you?

    • @TeCeeBoi
      @TeCeeBoi Před 4 lety +14

      I’m still waiting for something to happen

    • @PizNeyWorks
      @PizNeyWorks Před 4 lety +3

      lmao

    • @spongebobplays1506
      @spongebobplays1506 Před 4 lety +40

      Here is my one
      "Nothing ever cool happens on earth"
      2020: well yes but actually no

    • @hellosrek2654
      @hellosrek2654 Před 4 lety +3

      Te Cee Boi the sun is going into lockdown:how can a star catch a desise

  • @scolipede1549
    @scolipede1549 Před 2 lety +551

    Gray: “Lightspeed is the answer to everything”
    Gray’s wife: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    Gray: *l i g h t s p e e d*

  • @autumn_0774
    @autumn_0774 Před 4 lety +3168

    "Nothing cool ever happens to the Earth"
    2020: *Okay bet*

    • @crystalabdul5880
      @crystalabdul5880 Před 4 lety +33

      Faith Davenport the event in 2020 are not cool

    • @autumn_0774
      @autumn_0774 Před 4 lety +79

      @@crystalabdul5880 Cool by Gray's standards, not mine.

    • @BEEMICHELLEEE
      @BEEMICHELLEEE Před 4 lety +52

      Personally, I think that specifically the corona virus is kinda cool, like it’s something that never happens, and to a teenager such as myself I find it exciting. I’m not gonna lie about that. But my respects to the families of lost ones

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 Před 4 lety +8

      @@crystalabdul5880 it's actually hot,
      Because global warming

    • @oliviacaron7088
      @oliviacaron7088 Před 4 lety +24

      *Floofy shibe* I also find it exciting. I’m a college student who has an undergrad in biology and majoring in biotechnology. Pretty interesting how viruses function and work. Is it sad the tragedy it is causing? Yes. Does that give you a right to wish death/ sickness upon someone else? Well technically you have the right but morally I’d say it’s wrong. It’s a very scary thing, but also cool and interesting at the same time. Maybe try being a little more positive instead of wishing ill towards someone else

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 Před 5 lety +3260

    "The only game where you kill billions on a regular basis"
    Plague Inc: *pardon*

    • @Damrok3
      @Damrok3 Před 5 lety +235

      Am I joke to you meme: Am I joke to you?

    • @user-ki7hi3wq9t
      @user-ki7hi3wq9t Před 5 lety +39

      Plague inc is awesome.

    • @Hellothere-vr9um
      @Hellothere-vr9um Před 5 lety +13

      Specially when you download a mod and get all the cheats buhuhahahahahaha

    • @micahschumacher7278
      @micahschumacher7278 Před 5 lety +6

      Wait, but what about real life?

    • @MadamLava094
      @MadamLava094 Před 5 lety +13

      @@micahschumacher7278 Billions dont die anywhere near that fast irl lol

  • @SageSylvie
    @SageSylvie Před 5 lety +4436

    What Gray says: 4 grams
    What Gray types: 3 grams
    What the actual mass of a grain of sand is: 0.011 grams
    *_confused screaming_*

    • @Acypto
      @Acypto Před 5 lety +147

      But the actual weight of a grain of sand is 0.00005 grams
      *W h a t i f w e u s e d 5 0 % o f o u r b r a i n s ?*

    • @SageSylvie
      @SageSylvie Před 5 lety +84

      @@Acypto Yeah sure I drove 5 hours to the nearest beach, bought and expensive scale, and massed a single grain of sand just for this comment. Of course not I literally just searched Google and that's what it said. Not really my fault bro

    • @GxldenSpxrk7404
      @GxldenSpxrk7404 Před 5 lety +13

      @@SageSylvie ...
      *HAS NO IDEA WHAT HAS LIFE BECOME PAST THESE YEARS*

    • @zombiextreme8203
      @zombiextreme8203 Před 5 lety +14

      @@SageSylvie mass and weight are two different things.

    • @SageSylvie
      @SageSylvie Před 5 lety +7

      @@zombiextreme8203 Of course? who said they weren't?

  • @alec3049
    @alec3049 Před 3 lety +177

    Gray: "nothing cool ever happens to earth"
    Earth: *is literally the only planet that we know of in the entire universe to ever support life*

    • @hicjdnfjdj8077
      @hicjdnfjdj8077 Před 2 lety +2

      Potentially habitable planets: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @blackfoxstudios4101
      @blackfoxstudios4101 Před rokem +3

      Mars that has a frozen river and now has potatoes growing on it: Dont pay attention to me, I'm not even here

    • @markanthonypittaway1539
      @markanthonypittaway1539 Před rokem +1

      Super Earth's be like: 👁️👄👁️

    • @sharpfemboywolf7662
      @sharpfemboywolf7662 Před rokem +1

      I Was Just Reading It
      AND GRAY SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME

    • @leiasolo9315
      @leiasolo9315 Před 6 měsíci +1

      The universe is infinite. We're a one in a million chance. But there are infinite millions in the universe. There is no way we're alone.

  • @hatnanjo
    @hatnanjo Před 5 lety +1233

    340m asteroid: *Threatens earth's entire existence*
    Grey: *nah nothin cool ever happens to earth*

    • @shaansingh6048
      @shaansingh6048 Před 5 lety +21

      it doesn't threaten EARTH's entire existence, it threatens OURS.

    • @suni070
      @suni070 Před 5 lety +2

      😪

    • @romansans1581
      @romansans1581 Před 5 lety +20

      A 340 Meter asteroid isn’t actually really big enough to wipe out all of humanity, just an entire major city.

    • @asilduin4594
      @asilduin4594 Před 5 lety +5

      @@romansans1581 You know a basketball sized asteroid can create a crater large enough to fit 2 or 3 schools into.

    •  Před 5 lety +21

      @@asilduin4594 What cracks are you on? A basketball-size steroid can't never hit the ground to create any damage. It's just too small and insignificant that it won't survive being burned by the friction of the Earth's atmosphere.

  • @Snairster
    @Snairster Před 4 lety +1970

    Imagine being a kid playing on another planet at the beach with insanely low gravity that when you kick sand up it goes into space and causes planets to explode throughout the universe.

  • @socktwrnch3235
    @socktwrnch3235 Před 5 lety +3913

    We might just be able to save the Amazon!
    Literal grain of sand: *LEMME CHANGE THAT*

    • @ashinthehouse1710
      @ashinthehouse1710 Před 5 lety +16

      OH NOO

    • @unstoppablegaming6758
      @unstoppablegaming6758 Před 5 lety +26

      Ok this is not realistic because if a speck of matter were to go light speed it will shrink to nothing and time will stop for it

    • @Iterator_NSH
      @Iterator_NSH Před 5 lety +21

      The Amazon is currently on fire. Do not even joke about this.

    • @ashinthehouse1710
      @ashinthehouse1710 Před 5 lety +31

      The Skeleton Dragon
      The grain of sand going at 100 million times the speed of light does not care you cannot stop it

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 5 lety +4

      @@unstoppablegaming6758 oh really *PREPARING FOR HYPER JUMP IN 10 9.8 7 6 5*
      *4 3 2 1 ENGAGE* *blue light swirls around the engines and* *BOOM* *we jump 1,000,000x the speed of light nearly missing a few planets* DROP IN 3 2 1 NOW *BOOM* we drop see ftl travel is hard but fun

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 Před 3 lety +231

    "I know someone's gonna be able to tell me how many megatons of tnt equivalent this is, at 10,000 lightspeed"
    See that's the thing, Gray. Making anything with mass move at lightspeed takes AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF ENERGY! So you have somehow given a pebble a meaningful amount of energy MORE THAN AN INFINITY'S WORTH... TEN THOUSAND TIMES OVER.
    yeah it's safe to say we're no longer in Rookie Numbers territory.

    • @BiggestB99
      @BiggestB99 Před 2 lety

      Nrd

    • @noname-wr4qf
      @noname-wr4qf Před rokem +7

      So more than .3 megatons of TNT is what I'm hearing?

    • @RealmsSMPStudios
      @RealmsSMPStudios Před rokem +7

      Infinity is still rookie numbers on the GrayStillPlays channel…

    • @blackfoxstudios4101
      @blackfoxstudios4101 Před rokem +1

      Do you have a god damn scientist in your house?

    • @darklordx3124
      @darklordx3124 Před rokem +2

      At what speed it is traveling, it shouldn't be able to interact with ANYTHING, or even be bounded to itself on the molecular level.

  • @DownWithBureaucracy
    @DownWithBureaucracy Před 5 lety +2006

    "I always hit either Australia or Florida."
    *2 minutes later
    "It's always Africa!"

    • @half.step.
      @half.step. Před 5 lety +29

      Right after hitting oceania

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity Před 5 lety +6

      I bless the grains.

    • @harrisonmoore3841
      @harrisonmoore3841 Před 5 lety +1

      Pretty much everything dies though

    • @jaysaunders8168
      @jaysaunders8168 Před 5 lety

      Mr MaXimum is that before or after the asteroid hits Africa?

    • @harrisonmoore3841
      @harrisonmoore3841 Před 5 lety +1

      Jay Saunders I mean that him saying "It's always Africa" is an understatement, because he absolutely destroys Earth most if the time.
      Grey: "It's always Africa"
      Me: "It's actually always the whole dang planet"

  • @1bigbasket28
    @1bigbasket28 Před 5 lety +16083

    Because nothings cool happens on earth.”
    *sad dinosaur noises*

  • @agentchristos
    @agentchristos Před 4 lety +1565

    "Nothing cool ever happens to Earth."
    This did not age well.

  • @Rodasboyy
    @Rodasboyy Před 2 lety +18

    For anyone wondering
    A 4g grain of sand traveling at 1.000.000 times the speed of light would have the equivalent energy of 861,244,019 Tsar Bombas (the most powerful nuclear weapon ever)

  • @imsmallcat1034
    @imsmallcat1034 Před 5 lety +13146

    “I think a grain of sand weighs about 4 grams”
    .......ok.

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 Před 5 lety +1995

    "No no no lightspeed is too slow."
    "Lightspeed too slow?"
    "We have to go straight to... ludicrous speed!"

    • @griffineggs3374
      @griffineggs3374 Před 4 lety +10

      Say goodbye to your two best friends!

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 Před 4 lety +7

      @@griffineggs3374 And I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago!

    • @skystriker1408
      @skystriker1408 Před 4 lety +9

      Spaceballs reference. I need to watch that again.

    • @Nunlover
      @Nunlover Před 4 lety +14

      “My god! They’ve gone to plaid!”

    • @benjaminhaley3780
      @benjaminhaley3780 Před 4 lety +5

      Spaceballs references are always a win.

  • @Clericy
    @Clericy Před 5 lety +657

    "nothing cool happens to the Earth.."
    The Earth: *Only known inhabited planet in the universe*

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 Před 5 lety +35

      Really really really not a selling point for a prime real estate though, given the known local and populace...

    • @AAA310
      @AAA310 Před 5 lety +9

      Yeah only known to humans smart ass. Way to think small G

    • @pangeagamer7223
      @pangeagamer7223 Před 5 lety +16

      Council of the 5 alien races: am I joke to you?

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist Před 5 lety +4

      That a fallacy, but I get your point.
      (It is like a brain trying to understand its own complexity; it would have to be simple to understand it but if it is simple it cannot understand itself; we can only see i a minute fraction of space and since most of space is moving away from us at relative higher FTL speed we cannot ever comprehend its complexity)

    • @hmmm348
      @hmmm348 Před 5 lety +4

      Actually, assuming the big bang theory is correct, we are most likely to be one of the first/earliest races, because we're on the outer spiral arm.

  • @snailmail2000
    @snailmail2000 Před 2 lety +32

    2:55 so stunned he didn't even censor himself

  • @dontmindme4885
    @dontmindme4885 Před 4 lety +1730

    Gray: it barely left a dent
    Crater: **is the size of japan**

    • @DigitalJedi
      @DigitalJedi Před 4 lety +55

      'Tis but a scratch!

    • @VulcanaV9
      @VulcanaV9 Před 4 lety +10

      Crater: *I AM BIGGER THAN MOTHER RUSSIA*

    • @sinister9201
      @sinister9201 Před 4 lety +2

      i mean did you study about japan, its small...

    • @sutartspk4508
      @sutartspk4508 Před 4 lety

      Dоνан *soviet union music plays*

    • @jasonizuki3671
      @jasonizuki3671 Před 4 lety +6

      @@sinister9201 for a "grain" of sand that's not small.

  • @Koolboy996
    @Koolboy996 Před 5 lety +3060

    That's cool and all but imagine Universe Sandbox 3, with ray tracing, on a quantum computer

    • @hatemails
      @hatemails Před 5 lety +53

      OH YES

    • @nevanoconnell3356
      @nevanoconnell3356 Před 5 lety +188

      Saif Jafar what about universe sandbox 4 where you just straight up destroy the real laws of physics and real planets

    • @M_RRR-tn6tk
      @M_RRR-tn6tk Před 5 lety +54

      We can throw a single atom at Earth at 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x the speed of light

    • @astanarr
      @astanarr Před 5 lety +20

      Aren’t you supposed to be a genie

    • @Panda-nh3eg
      @Panda-nh3eg Před 5 lety +8

      We would be the universe sandbox and the game would play us

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 Před 5 lety +1638

    Asteroid: Hits Asia*
    Asteroid: hits Africa*
    Gray: *Damn you Guys it keeps hitting Africa*

    • @fckstreetshitters4294
      @fckstreetshitters4294 Před 5 lety +27

      that wud do 0 damage to human civilization

    • @Yesimyildirim35
      @Yesimyildirim35 Před 5 lety +10

      @chicken king 69 y e s

    • @Yesimyildirim35
      @Yesimyildirim35 Před 5 lety +2

      because you cant have proper grammar bro.
      Ya is You

    • @raychel7618
      @raychel7618 Před 5 lety +9

      @@Yesimyildirim35 Dude, this is the internet. Besides, you wrote can't as cant.

    • @Mike.d.p.
      @Mike.d.p. Před 5 lety +22

      Haha, stupid bitches fighting over nothing.

  • @haxelM
    @haxelM Před 2 měsíci +3

    Earth: "no no no no no no no no no no, wait wait wait wait"
    Gary: *Launches a 100,000,000x light speed object*
    Earth "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT"

  • @emmanhthu
    @emmanhthu Před 4 lety +5332

    "just a little dent"
    *kills 23 million africans*

    • @judabug3235
      @judabug3235 Před 4 lety +111

      Emma Dinh no they were just getting a tan

    • @lucypanetta3041
      @lucypanetta3041 Před 4 lety +81

      I mean considering that there is 7bil people, 23mil people is less then 0.4% of the human population

    • @CrystallizedTales
      @CrystallizedTales Před 4 lety +40

      @@lucypanetta3041 Going on 8 bil

    • @lucypanetta3041
      @lucypanetta3041 Před 4 lety +57

      @@CrystallizedTales daamn, we need to chill.

    • @CrystallizedTales
      @CrystallizedTales Před 4 lety +16

      @@lucypanetta3041 Yup lmao

  • @kryptictripz3270
    @kryptictripz3270 Před 5 lety +1150

    5:32 "19 seconds per second"
    Me: "Hmm, yes, the floor is made of floor."

    • @cgrob04
      @cgrob04 Před 5 lety +17

      And the walls are made of wall

    • @mosheahvows5071
      @mosheahvows5071 Před 5 lety +77

      ...19 seconds in game to every 1 second in real life?

    • @cylantlucas488
      @cylantlucas488 Před 5 lety +3

      @@mosheahvows5071 yep.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight Před 5 lety +9

      I’m relearning Spanish and struggling a bit with confusing wall and floor. So this is timely. There’s been a lot of, “I have a floor, a nice floor. It is... a brown floor. These are good walls, blue walls. They are walls that are very blue. I like this wall.” 😅 I like to anchor the words by interacting with them while saying them, so there’s been some lying on the floor like a starfish saying, “Piso piso piso,” and petting of walls, murmuring, “Pared, pared. Pared.”
      It’s kind of lucky I don’t have roommates. 😂

    • @wonderpup114
      @wonderpup114 Před 5 lety +3

      @@SunflowerSpotlight yo yo yo what u talking about its a meme

  • @olifive2452
    @olifive2452 Před 5 lety +2201

    You should have called one of the asteroids “student loans”

  • @damjankrupa3950
    @damjankrupa3950 Před 2 lety +29

    I like how Gray's definition of cool things happening is Earth getting hit by an asteroid.

    • @andreavigano6070
      @andreavigano6070 Před rokem

      AHAHAHA THAT’S COOL😂JKJK😊

    • @GarnachoEmpire712
      @GarnachoEmpire712 Před 6 měsíci

      I’d actually consider the apophis flyby of earth in 2029 to be pretty cool considering the opportunity for science and astrophotography will be very good
      Nasa already want to send a probe to it to get samples and I will definitely be taking photos of it
      And we will get 2 more chances in 2036 and 2068

  • @dean1039
    @dean1039 Před 4 lety +1688

    "Because nothing cool ever happens on Earth"
    Dinosaurs: Are we a joke to you?

  • @PacificEmperor
    @PacificEmperor Před 5 lety +415

    The impact of a 4 gram object travelling at 100 million times the speed of light is equivalent to 429,615,286,203,068 megatons of TNT, or 1,797,091 yottajoules of energy.

    • @BuffMyRadius
      @BuffMyRadius Před 5 lety +35

      Wouldn't relativity give any mass moving at the speed of light infinite energy?

    • @PacificEmperor
      @PacificEmperor Před 5 lety +34

      Stuart Marshall Yes, in real life. No, in Universe Sandbox 2. I used the simple formula of E=m/2*v^2. I don't know the real formula.

    • @braith117
      @braith117 Před 5 lety +20

      What's scary is how much energy that is and yet how little it is at the same time. Supernovas, as best we can estimate, explode with the force of about 5.2x10^22 megatons.

    • @andromeda8418
      @andromeda8418 Před 5 lety +7

      Did you notice that Gray said 4 grams but reality put 3 grams? So it's significant less energy than that

    • @PacificEmperor
      @PacificEmperor Před 5 lety +16

      EVVK FIN The impact of a 3 gram object travelling at 100 million times the speed of light is equivalent to 322,211,464,652,301 megatons of TNT, or 1,348,132 yottajoules of energy.

  • @MegaAssassin06
    @MegaAssassin06 Před 4 lety +4026

    “Everyone in Australia’s just getting a tan”
    Safe to say this didn’t age too well 😂

    • @gamrapidchannel1aj725
      @gamrapidchannel1aj725 Před 4 lety +24

      came to the comments just to say that 😂

    • @MegaAssassin06
      @MegaAssassin06 Před 4 lety +34

      gamRapidChannel1 Instantly thought of it the minute I saw Australia and thought oh no 😂

    • @fakenio242
      @fakenio242 Před 4 lety +9

      Jamie__132 well there’s fires everywhere pretty much sooo

    • @MegaAssassin06
      @MegaAssassin06 Před 4 lety +13

      Oliver Van Elst I laugh at the fact you take offence you snowflake

    • @murrayforbes8492
      @murrayforbes8492 Před 4 lety +1

      Ok BOOOOOOMER

  • @Novasium
    @Novasium Před 3 lety +12

    If you've been watching Gray's videos for long enough, you know that 400,000 km/h is *_R O O K I E N U M B E R S_*

  • @TRDannerz
    @TRDannerz Před 5 lety +676

    Breaking news:
    Single piece of sand causes great pain and sadness.
    "Why Gray? WHY?!" -a now dead eyewitness

    • @autisticgamer24
      @autisticgamer24 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol nice

    • @zikeriha
      @zikeriha Před 5 lety +6

      Single piece of sans commits mass bad time.

    • @kalell7434
      @kalell7434 Před 5 lety +3

      @@zikeriha single child of sin commits mass genocide

    • @jhalilxvii
      @jhalilxvii Před 5 lety +2

      Lil piece of sand makes depressed planet commit not feel good.

  • @lxverdant1837
    @lxverdant1837 Před 4 lety +1257

    *"When a Grain of Sand Hits Earth at 100,000,000x Light Speed"*
    _I don't need sleep, I need answers_

    • @jacklynisasi9114
      @jacklynisasi9114 Před 4 lety +4

      How do you type in italics (I’m on mobile)?

    • @aiden8029
      @aiden8029 Před 4 lety +14

      @@jacklynisasi9114 do a _ on both sides of a letter for an italicized word
      a * on both sides for a bold word
      a - on both sides for a crossed out word

    • @nottom767
      @nottom767 Před 4 lety +4

      -yes-

    • @cokguzeladam
      @cokguzeladam Před 4 lety +4

      @@nottom767 _-no-_ _no_ *no*

    • @lazydino2264
      @lazydino2264 Před 4 lety +1

      _hi_

  • @tallguy8719
    @tallguy8719 Před 5 lety +3558

    God: **Accidentally yeets a grain of sand**
    Earth: **Chuckles** I'm in danger.
    Edit: It was 2:00 AM when I wrote this. I thought of something funny, but not *this* funny

    • @2zcan
      @2zcan Před 5 lety +156

      sand: *chuckles* I am speed

    • @blast-798
      @blast-798 Před 5 lety +7

      Sorry I’m not doing a chain :C

    • @blast-798
      @blast-798 Před 5 lety +2

      TRINITY- S!LVER so no one does a chain :D

    • @naturlent2336
      @naturlent2336 Před 5 lety +3

      @@blast-798 wats a chain 🤔

    • @blast-798
      @blast-798 Před 5 lety +4

      Naturlent clearly someone has not been on CZcams for more than 1 hour :/

  • @grodygibsonlcd8038
    @grodygibsonlcd8038 Před rokem +6

    Gray playing Universe Sandbox is basically what would happen if Florida man wielded the infinity gauntlet

  • @decdude6802
    @decdude6802 Před 5 lety +1446

    Just imagine we are in a simulation and there is someone laughing readying to send a meteor at 1 million x the speed of light at us

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory Před 5 lety +76

      I took a different take on this. I imagined that each test was an alternate universe where every tragedy simulated in this video actually occurred.

    • @Crispy656forever
      @Crispy656forever Před 5 lety +14

      Like someone sped up the game to fast and now its at 2019 first of se...
      *dies*

    • @tacotaho7865
      @tacotaho7865 Před 5 lety +3

      wait what?do you mean the bible and the propechies?

    • @NoLoveNova
      @NoLoveNova Před 5 lety

      Decdude are you dumb or dumb it would burn up 😴 nothing can travel that fast without burning up 😴

    • @nilanshur
      @nilanshur Před 5 lety +6

      If anything manages to travel faster than light without getting destroyed then it would end up traveling through time. Anyways anything that has mass cannot travel at the speed of light.

  • @Clawdeen7210
    @Clawdeen7210 Před 5 lety +1920

    *This is the Earth. The Earth is happy because Canada is usually Cold and Florida man is pulling twelve inch long knives out of the skulls of Alligators.*

    • @aj_mcg1
      @aj_mcg1 Před 5 lety +56

      I'm not completely sure what the definition of a sword is, but I'm pretty sure a 12 inch knife is a sword...

    • @emergencybreak
      @emergencybreak Před 5 lety +47

      IK4NTF1N84UZRN4M3 nah more like a machete

    • @GamingWithDredgenFelix
      @GamingWithDredgenFelix Před 5 lety +33

      @@aj_mcg1 Also its more what the blade is used for determines what you call it. Knives don't have a hilt and are used for cutting, Swords do normally have a hilt and is used for cutting or thrusting.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Před 5 lety +21

      Just another day with graystillplays.

    • @ShatteredIce
      @ShatteredIce Před 5 lety +9

      Another typical day on the Graystillplays channel.

  • @wyntxr
    @wyntxr Před 4 lety +537

    Gray: This one's for you Australia
    Me, Australian: * is interested *
    Gray: *We're heading straight for 10,000 times light speed-*
    Me: HELL NO-

    • @danmoriarty6980
      @danmoriarty6980 Před 3 lety +9

      @TheFootyFan 24 You’re a child, stop it

    • @yeet12937
      @yeet12937 Před 3 lety +6

      @@danmoriarty6980 you're a human being, stop it

    • @aribear514
      @aribear514 Před 3 lety +3

      @@yeet12937 your awesome sauce, stop it

    • @koffieverslaafde627
      @koffieverslaafde627 Před 3 lety +2

      @@aribear514 you’re awesome, stop ot

    • @Emma-mi6qe
      @Emma-mi6qe Před 3 lety +2

      @@koffieverslaafde627 You’re a chair, stop it

  • @DelicateAng3l
    @DelicateAng3l Před 2 lety +15

    I love how his voice is so soft when he says “All right” and in a matter of 5 seconds it turns into hell.

  • @marcosmiguel7529
    @marcosmiguel7529 Před 4 lety +714

    "nothing cool ever happens"
    2020: *laughs in disasters*

  • @malvintsetse5459
    @malvintsetse5459 Před 4 lety +1113

    "Theres no game that kills billions"
    *Plague Inc would like to know your location*

    • @von8608
      @von8608 Před 4 lety +8

      yess i have found my peopleee lol

    • @maniac7417
      @maniac7417 Před 4 lety +6

      Same lmfao

    • @Car-gh8hr
      @Car-gh8hr Před 4 lety +2

      PLAGUE INCC.

    • @brandonj1747
      @brandonj1747 Před 4 lety

      Auto is de naam ive killed 7.1 billion. i failed with 600 ppl left

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real Před 4 lety +1

      bröther

  • @lilmiels
    @lilmiels Před 8 měsíci +7

    “In 2029”
    Well your close we have 5 more years

  • @Leo-ew2pu
    @Leo-ew2pu Před 5 lety +756

    Gray: nothing cool ever happens to the Earth.
    KT Extinction Event: Am I a joke to you?

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 5 lety +9

      I KILLED THE DINOS!

    • @abserd01
      @abserd01 Před 5 lety +12

      That's not cool
      Id love to see a dinosaur run for president

    • @Manuel1995BEL
      @Manuel1995BEL Před 5 lety +7

      You realize that there have been 5 major extinction events, right?

    • @CIA871
      @CIA871 Před 5 lety +2

      @@ellie8255 Are you saying the Jews went extinct? Also isn't that implying that Jews are a different species?

    • @ellie8255
      @ellie8255 Před 5 lety +4

      @@CIA871 yes

  • @oganlayendifay4450
    @oganlayendifay4450 Před 3 lety +779

    As an Australian, I can confirm that I can survive the planet exploding while being wreathed in flames.

    • @skiiscott3812
      @skiiscott3812 Před 3 lety +4

      @Little GamerPlayz it's a joke

    • @CYBER_N0T
      @CYBER_N0T Před 3 lety +13

      @@skiiscott3812 omg they told a joke that means you can’t find the joke funny while simultaneously sharing serious information about it!!!1!!1!!!!

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord Před 3 lety +7

      "freezes the fire because Canada"

    • @alexiapelletier5958
      @alexiapelletier5958 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeet

    • @scotthoffman7071
      @scotthoffman7071 Před 3 lety +2

      Bc right now is like get on my level

  • @calebsquire7110
    @calebsquire7110 Před 4 lety +1251

    Gray: nukes Australia,
    Me, an Australian: Puts on a third pair of sunglasses

    • @DBRguardian
      @DBRguardian Před 3 lety +52

      And listens to god save the queen

    • @arpoti3287
      @arpoti3287 Před 3 lety +12

      how about advance australia fair

    • @arpoti3287
      @arpoti3287 Před 3 lety +9

      Also only three sunglasses? At least ten would suffice

    • @striker0276
      @striker0276 Před 3 lety +13

      Nah fam, we r gods, we can withstand anything

    • @sarcasmuser8235
      @sarcasmuser8235 Před 3 lety +16

      That's all we need, us Aussies are built different.

  • @therandomone9207
    @therandomone9207 Před rokem +8

    4:29 teacher: What's 2+2
    Gray: light speed

  • @appelflapde3665
    @appelflapde3665 Před 5 lety +2035

    wow thats about 7.2 Quintillion Megatons (7165211711281071104) of tnt. rad.

    • @megascrub3054
      @megascrub3054 Před 5 lety +138

      show your work

    • @m_ridian
      @m_ridian Před 5 lety +128

      MEGAscrub **aggressively types google calculator**

    • @fr22d
      @fr22d Před 5 lety +8

      MEGAscrub no

    • @dreamsmask4707
      @dreamsmask4707 Před 5 lety +21

      [×[×9÷,÷?#>@]×)3)÷0#]#?÷.!,@>@93937 Is all I heard sorry.

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete Před 5 lety +3

      , that's*

  • @zunzan
    @zunzan Před 5 lety +1285

    Take saturn's rings and just kinda give it to earth

  • @bane0fsanity706
    @bane0fsanity706 Před 5 lety +346

    4:34
    *Humans:* How you doin' there, Earth?
    *Earth:* _I don't feel so good..._
    *Humans, pouring trash into the ocean:* Fantastic, we're finally getting somewhere.

    • @YusafAnimations
      @YusafAnimations Před 5 lety

      Legit

    • @Morris.Andrew
      @Morris.Andrew Před 5 lety +3

      @William Wykoff I don't understand your response to the comment, but I hope your not saying nature itself is killing earth. When we as people are honestly killing it as it is. Lol

    • @BHanif1996
      @BHanif1996 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Morris.Andrew we aren't killing the earth. More like just killing nature. Itll be fine without us

    • @drip9210
      @drip9210 Před 5 lety

      @@Morris.Andrew 👍

    • @Morris.Andrew
      @Morris.Andrew Před 5 lety +1

      @Ryder Steel you're taking it literally. We're not really a part of nature, we can choose to destroy the cycle of life or keep it in place. In a way were like god to nature. So if your asking a serious question, no I don't think were a part of it.

  • @volt5856
    @volt5856 Před 3 lety +24

    Most heart warming things in the world
    3. words of encourangement
    2. Hugs
    1.
    Alright, the only game where you can ______. Its ________.

  • @wojciechmuras553
    @wojciechmuras553 Před 5 lety +394

    *TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I NUKED THIS PLANET AT A 100000 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*

  • @RCGJR_
    @RCGJR_ Před 5 lety +2316

    “ i think a grain of sand weighs 4 grams “
    You sir, would make alot of money in the drug dealing business.

  • @valantisalatsas7249
    @valantisalatsas7249 Před 4 lety +740

    "we have infinite light speed"
    * einstein wants to know your location *

  • @willcreativityfalls2049
    @willcreativityfalls2049 Před 3 lety +23

    I love how gray doesn’t recognize that anything moving faster than light speed would never hit the earth because then the object would go time traveling

  • @turtletom4845
    @turtletom4845 Před 4 lety +273

    Gray: “again that is half the Earth vaporized”
    Thanos: “I am very proud”

  • @dumbassonyoutube7188
    @dumbassonyoutube7188 Před 5 lety +336

    Awww so cute gray thinks he can kill Florida man

  • @RPandorus
    @RPandorus Před 5 lety +440

    Grain of sand: I'm a microbullet, feel my wrath
    Earth: *eh*
    Grain of sand ~*hits at 100,000,000 times the speed of light*~
    Earth: *ouch, now that's a lot of damage*

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki Před 2 lety +3

    "Canada is usually cold, and Florida Man is usually pulling 12" knives out of the skulls of alligators."
    Most ringing endorsement of Canada and Florida I've ever heard.
    Edit: 2:46 what the? TK-421, what the hell was that?

  • @professoryeetus8955
    @professoryeetus8955 Před 5 lety +766

    Asteroid: *completely obliterates African country*
    Gray: Nah, barely a dent.

  • @defaulty-minecraftstuff5169
    @defaulty-minecraftstuff5169 Před 5 lety +138

    *universe sandbox*
    *throwing all of the sandbox sand at earth, one grain at a time.*

  • @papajohn3879
    @papajohn3879 Před 5 lety +459

    Gray: “It probably won’t hit us because nothing cool happens on earth.”
    God: “You wanna bet?”

    • @bawpwarthegreen6065
      @bawpwarthegreen6065 Před 5 lety +10

      Dang it, Gray! You jinxed us!

    • @chrisbaker2903
      @chrisbaker2903 Před 5 lety +6

      It's going to happen whether or not you believe in God because he believes in you and His plans are made already.
      2 Peter 3:10-13 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed. Since all these things are thus to be dissolved, what sort of people ought you to be in lives of holiness and godliness, waiting for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be set on fire and dissolved, and the heavenly bodies will melt as they burn! But according to his promise we are waiting for new heavens and a new earth in which righteousness dwells.

    • @Welsh7133
      @Welsh7133 Před 5 lety +7

      Too bad god doesn’t exist

    • @deluxdeceived841
      @deluxdeceived841 Před 5 lety

      Our God Mohammed, won't let that happen. 😄 have a nice day!

    • @kryptix3503
      @kryptix3503 Před 5 lety +4

      I’m low key scared

  • @irishdunce3111
    @irishdunce3111 Před 2 lety +1

    Every graystillplays intro is the definition of:
    "All clear hq."
    5 seconds later:
    *"NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR*

  • @albert6157
    @albert6157 Před 4 lety +314

    Cosmic speed limit: *exists*
    GrayStillPlays: "Hold my sand"

    • @glyph68
      @glyph68 Před 4 lety +3

      Cosmic speed limit: "I might have Tachyons..."
      Exploding brain quadrant: "Everything in the Universe existed in a very hot particle."
      Other exploding brain quadrant: "UNI? verse?"
      Other exploding brain quadrant: "Speed.... lolz... 'traveling'... Really?"

  • @cragcat5158
    @cragcat5158 Před 5 lety +582

    I’m scared to imagine what a beach would be like if a grain of sand weighed 3g

  • @safimiyo
    @safimiyo Před 5 lety +192

    Gray: *exists*
    Anything else: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @Nano-Nova
    @Nano-Nova Před 7 měsíci +5

    The time when Gray still played.

  • @heatherallen6937
    @heatherallen6937 Před 3 lety +423

    USA: We are the most powerful when it comes to explosions.
    Grain of Sadness:

  • @fried_pi
    @fried_pi Před 5 lety +351

    I would hope a grain of sand isn't 4 grams. That's one large grain.

    • @millwills725
      @millwills725 Před 5 lety +8

      A grain of sand is a milligram

    • @velvetgoogle
      @velvetgoogle Před 5 lety +10

      thanks Mill Wills, very cool

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 Před 5 lety +2

      in space...everything is up-sized in order to maintain galactic cred

    • @emailname8624
      @emailname8624 Před 5 lety

      Due to general relativity the higher speed of an entity increases its mass

    • @MaxMustermann-pb3ny
      @MaxMustermann-pb3ny Před 5 lety

      @@emailname8624 But that theory doesn't work if it's above light speed

  • @justeli7519
    @justeli7519 Před 5 lety +430

    “It probably won’t hit us because nothing cool ever happens to earth”
    Don’t you f*cking jinx us gray😤😂

    • @jordijordinium
      @jordijordinium Před 5 lety +15

      Exactly. That’s why I was like. Okay, yep. Gotta hurry up on my bucket list.

    • @AnonyMous-hz5vr
      @AnonyMous-hz5vr Před 5 lety +1

      XD

    • @gay.mer9328
      @gay.mer9328 Před 5 lety

      Let’s make that 12% of a CME a reality so all electronics on earth die so a total electronic shutdown scenario happens!

    • @undeterminedvariable3216
      @undeterminedvariable3216 Před 5 lety

      Trololollolloll : knowyourmeme.com/memes/monkas

  • @Emma-mi6qe
    @Emma-mi6qe Před 3 lety +11

    “Nothing cool ever happens on earth”
    Corona: Are ya sure “bout that?
    2020: Yesn’t

  • @esther2862
    @esther2862 Před 5 lety +541

    Asteroid from 66 million years ago : I wiped out the dinosaurs
    Gray : *Hold my grain of sand*

    • @casprl7270
      @casprl7270 Před 5 lety +4

      @Xaus it hit 65 million years ago not 66000000 million years ago.

    • @casprl7270
      @casprl7270 Před 5 lety

      @Xaus Woops

    • @ScorpV1
      @ScorpV1 Před 5 lety

      @@casprl7270 *cough* it's a joke *cough*

    • @casprl7270
      @casprl7270 Před 5 lety

      @@ScorpV1 No it cetainly is not it was spellt wrong.

  • @wnye8971
    @wnye8971 Před 4 lety +611

    _"nothing cool ever happens to earth"_
    2020: *Are you really in charge here?*

  • @katlynlazuli8954
    @katlynlazuli8954 Před 4 lety +490

    “And Florida man is pulling 12 inch knives from the skulls of alligators”

    • @crucified656
      @crucified656 Před 3 lety +8

      I just got to that part

    • @morefoodplz1409
      @morefoodplz1409 Před 3 lety +14

      “The World Is Happy Because Canada Is Cold And Florida Man Is Pulling 12 Inch Knives From The Skulls Of Alligators

    • @Axo6z
      @Axo6z Před 3 lety +2

      8:32

    • @dangeroustoys5668
      @dangeroustoys5668 Před 3 lety

      Normal day. Vistors are all like wow at gaters , like big deal i see them on a daily basis

    • @c.d.rstudios4691
      @c.d.rstudios4691 Před 3 lety

      He said that whilst I read tgis

  • @Mewiscool69
    @Mewiscool69 Před rokem +22

    Gray: a grain of sand is about 3 grams
    Gray: puts in 4 grams

  • @fendoroid3788
    @fendoroid3788 Před 5 lety +736

    100,000,000x speed of light.
    _Wait, that's illegal_

  • @poomypoomles5803
    @poomypoomles5803 Před 5 lety +191

    when your taking a peaceful walk and a grain of sand crushes you

  • @Beniudas
    @Beniudas Před 5 lety +1182

    Drug dealer: *gives a grain of cocaine*
    Me: "that's not a gram."
    Dealer: "yeah bruv that's more like 3-4 grams"

  • @whatisapotato12
    @whatisapotato12 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "The earth is happy because Canada is usually cold, and Florida man is pulling 12 inch knives out of the skulls of alligators." peaceful and calm in the beginning and then immediately escalating into absolute chaos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Star-Commander-Vong
    @Star-Commander-Vong Před 5 lety +167

    "End of Florida Man"
    Bold of you to assume he can be killed.

  • @Epictheargonian
    @Epictheargonian Před 5 lety +687

    Lets all just be grateful gray isn’t god
    Edit: wow thanks I guess although it’s just a sentence

  • @supernaut7197
    @supernaut7197 Před 4 lety +996

    11:34 hasn’t aged too well :/

  • @nightslasher9192
    @nightslasher9192 Před rokem +10

    Gray can turn any game into entertainment

  • @neiontab
    @neiontab Před 5 lety +1200

    Flat earth , round earth. Yeah how about sad earth. Noone ever care for the earths feelings

    • @Dunnbar
      @Dunnbar Před 5 lety +3

      Neion I think if I like this I’ll be forgiven

    • @mahir7316
      @mahir7316 Před 5 lety +1

      Neion right now the earth feels super sad the Amazon is burning so is even more places there is too many hurricanes and yeah

    • @thefirefades
      @thefirefades Před 5 lety +2

      @@mahir7316 you didn't even get the joke lmao, but i agree that the earth is in a bad position rn and we gotta fix it.

    • @Cuteboo_
      @Cuteboo_ Před 5 lety

      Neion omg yes😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ye721
      @ye721 Před 5 lety +2

      Stop fat shaming the earth

  • @Chroiduendo
    @Chroiduendo Před 5 lety +138

    Person: So what do you do for a living
    Gray: destroy planets, kill physics, and comit genocide in multiple ways
    Person: ...
    Gray: they're all games though
    Person: *slowly scoots away* thats greeaat...

    • @lorddrunkenberg2036
      @lorddrunkenberg2036 Před 5 lety +10

      Bystander:oh no you don't
      *Pushes you back towards gray*

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 Před 5 lety +1

      RedBearFazbear lmfaoo

    • @yoshilikes24-chesscraft94
      @yoshilikes24-chesscraft94 Před 5 lety +2

      I was going to not like because it was at 69 likes, but when I went to comment this, it was at 75 likes, so here's a like.

  • @thecasul1524
    @thecasul1524 Před 4 lety +1586

    I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    • @haziqazlan4031
      @haziqazlan4031 Před 4 lety +26

      The Casul Star Wars reference?

    • @thecasul1524
      @thecasul1524 Před 4 lety +15

      @@haziqazlan4031 Yes. Nobody but Anakin would say those words

    • @justinkirk9115
      @justinkirk9115 Před 4 lety +3

      *i loaf your profile picture, fellow meme. let us rejoyce by sharing memes, brudda.*

    • @manuell3505
      @manuell3505 Před 4 lety +1

      You are from Tatooine or Dune?

    • @Vhetration69
      @Vhetration69 Před 4 lety +8

      Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

  • @KawaiiKiwi3
    @KawaiiKiwi3 Před rokem +2

    I love how gsp is the only one who can say yeetus without me cringing on the floor

  • @v0lny886
    @v0lny886 Před 4 lety +399

    "Because nothing cool ever happens on earth."
    2020: *Gentlemen.*

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 Před 4 lety +4

      2020: czcams.com/video/LJbY4ixm_ZM/video.html

    • @bollockjohnson6156
      @bollockjohnson6156 Před 4 lety

      This comment has been done to death. Do you want 15K upvotes on a stale meme? I should slap you, you homosexual.

    • @v0lny886
      @v0lny886 Před 4 lety +8

      @@bollockjohnson6156 Actually, I'll have you know I am BISEXUAL.

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 Před 4 lety +3

      Silver Shark GD > Bollock Johnson

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 Před 4 lety +2

      Silver Shark GD your worth more than them my fellow LGBT+

  • @lordcowcow9157
    @lordcowcow9157 Před 5 lety +374

    Me in Australia
    ( Asteroid hits my house at 1000000 times light speed )
    Me: It's quite cold today.......

    • @Notsvltvui
      @Notsvltvui Před 5 lety +2

      Kory DG you could say it’s a bit, chilly. 🤣

    • @builtnotbought7787
      @builtnotbought7787 Před 5 lety

      Australia doesn't exist

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 Před 5 lety +1

      el 2can no it does, you just have to flip your boat upside down like in the pirates of the Caribbean, and you will be on the other side of the flat earth.

    • @lordcowcow9157
      @lordcowcow9157 Před 5 lety

      @@builtnotbought7787 da heel it does..

    • @slade_saibot342
      @slade_saibot342 Před 5 lety

      el 2can don’t be that guy

  • @shivarthgulati227
    @shivarthgulati227 Před 5 lety +135

    Black hole : I am world's Biggest Threat
    Sand : Hold my Beer

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r Před 5 lety +3

      Next experiment: make the grain of sand collide with a black hole. Add more lightspeed if needed.

    • @Zer-cs4cu
      @Zer-cs4cu Před 5 lety

      @doritos91381 none that is false

    • @user-wl3kk4ci8c
      @user-wl3kk4ci8c Před 5 lety +1

      Anakin skywaller has left the chat

    • @JuntsArchived
      @JuntsArchived Před 5 lety

      doritos91381 none that theory is only based on current speeds so

  • @user-np1it2ng1g
    @user-np1it2ng1g Před rokem +2

    I miss content like this

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    "Because nothing cool ever happens to the earth"
    Come on, gray. You're here.

    • @SoraDonaldGoofy99
      @SoraDonaldGoofy99 Před 5 lety +5

      He meant other than him.

    • @safimiyo
      @safimiyo Před 5 lety +1

      SoraDonaldGoofy99
      I have literally nothing to say to reply to that, Gray truly is jesus

    • @chadmd71
      @chadmd71 Před 5 lety +2

      You might have got that wrong. If the asteroid is 340 meters thats only 0.211 miles. Now depending on how fast and the angle it comes in at. Not to mention if it more rocky than metal. It still will not take out the planet. It would be a city killer. But also the earth is mostly made of water. Which if it landed there you wouldn get much effect at all. The one that wiped out the dinosaurs was 6 to 7 miles which equals about 11,265 meters. A big difference.

    • @s3rpentshead823
      @s3rpentshead823 Před 5 lety +1

      its a pun

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Před 5 lety +1

      @NightShade The Hybrid Yeah, and the auroras.
      And. You know. Universe Sandbox 2

  • @calebgood4966
    @calebgood4966 Před 5 lety +286

    Earth: Mr Gray I don't feel so good
    Gray: Good Good let's go back to it

    • @lukepiexd7542
      @lukepiexd7542 Před 5 lety

      Florida Man 👨🏼 hi

    • @lukepiexd7542
      @lukepiexd7542 Před 5 lety

      Are u da real Florida man

    • @christinaoday9227
      @christinaoday9227 Před 5 lety +1

      actually more like this Earth:gray i idon't feel so good
      Gray: ..... well then you souldn't have pissed off that grain of sand eh?
      Earth: ahhhhhh
      Gray: hahahahahaha yo earth earth earth hello where did you go
      Earth: xx
      O

    • @jumpinnemo5044
      @jumpinnemo5044 Před 5 lety

      You be surfing on those tsunamis

    • @jacobhenskens1807
      @jacobhenskens1807 Před 5 lety

      Dont let us down at area 51

  • @cuz1mchr1s-woodworkersden45
    @cuz1mchr1s-woodworkersden45 Před 5 lety +398

    "And then God took the Earth, yelled the loudest Yeeeeet possible to be yelled, and threw it into the next galaxy

    • @mrletox5155
      @mrletox5155 Před 5 lety +18

      It changed to another dimension and destroyed the other earth
      God: oh sheet

    • @The_Mimewar
      @The_Mimewar Před 4 lety +4

      Unless it’s in the Christian Bible. That god is a big fan of “mulligans”.

    • @pr0gengoo96
      @pr0gengoo96 Před 4 lety +5

      Genesis 3:31

    • @matheusibanez
      @matheusibanez Před 4 lety

      Another God joke, how funny and original!

    • @pearbuns101
      @pearbuns101 Před 4 lety +3

      Matheus shut up pussy

  • @f.e.areproduce5298
    @f.e.areproduce5298 Před 2 lety +2

    Imagine if Perfect Cell was sent into universe made by both Devil Artemis and GrayStillPlays, he would rather genderbend himself and have Master Roshi go to town on him.

  • @commandercruel8231
    @commandercruel8231 Před 5 lety +146

    "The earth has a couple scars but otherwise, it's useless."
    -gray

  • @ChansGrayHair
    @ChansGrayHair Před 4 lety +226

    Markiplier playing this: Space is so cool
    Gray playing this: I’m gonna throw a grain of sand at the earth at 100 000 000x speed

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 Před 3 lety +11

      Mark is probably using ROOKIE *NUMBERS* !!!

    • @egiteguhyp2480
      @egiteguhyp2480 Před 3 lety

      Bhahaha

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono Před 3 lety +1

      @@speedstick8981
      I dunno, man. He made a black hole out of the molten Mars by pouring a thousand Jupiters worth of water on it. He also knows his way with ludicrous numbers.

    • @stevenbarnes2673
      @stevenbarnes2673 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Fukei_Mono and when starting the game he accidentally blew up the sun

    • @andreavigano6070
      @andreavigano6070 Před rokem

      AHAHAH TRUE

  • @minterstellarr
    @minterstellarr Před 5 lety +124

    No one:
    Gray: *sees earth and has god powers*
    God: .....where’s the earth?
    Gray: Gone.... reduced to atoms..

  • @mayamarshall5515
    @mayamarshall5515 Před rokem +3

    2:53 this is literally the softest and quietest ive ever heard his voice before and it SHOOK me- its so like anirifoske