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  • i dated Satan's daughter and this happened
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  • @eurogryphon
    @eurogryphon Před 2 lety +773

    "Spooky is just Diet Scary."
    --GrayStillPlays

  • @FatLPsGhost
    @FatLPsGhost Před 2 lety +1799

    "It's illegal to be homeless."
    Ah, realistic simulation.

  • @yourleftshoelace1594
    @yourleftshoelace1594 Před 2 lety +87

    10:52 I Can confirm that women hang out in the bathroom wearing bikinis. It is, in fact, our favorite pastime.

    • @sal8413
      @sal8413 Před 11 měsíci +3

      100% we do it all the time😌

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. Před 6 měsíci

      WTF IS HAPPENING IN THE 21ST CENTURY, I WANT TO GO BACK TO 1939

  • @Piaapo
    @Piaapo Před rokem +104

    This game is how my anxiety imagines life to be like

  • @stardragon7893
    @stardragon7893 Před 2 lety +3807

    "Yeetley deet, I'm about to meet the street!" Famous last words of Florida Lad, 2021.

    • @playerjj5196
      @playerjj5196 Před 2 lety +56

      HIS NAME WAS REGRETTTT!!!

    • @stardragon7893
      @stardragon7893 Před 2 lety +47

      @@playerjj5196 He was a son of Florida Man, therefore, I called him Florida Lad.

    • @GoldCraft55
      @GoldCraft55 Před 2 lety +20

      That part got me dying 🤣

    • @shathinchittum137
      @shathinchittum137 Před 2 lety +18

      That's probably one of my favorite quotes from graystillplays

    • @huntiron2605
      @huntiron2605 Před 2 lety +1

      @Tom Simons ᨆ Fake

  • @eurogryphon
    @eurogryphon Před 2 lety +921

    The shark isn't swimming sideways, it's _powersliding._

  • @emilylavigne9402
    @emilylavigne9402 Před 2 lety +402

    I wish Gray's commentary could just follow me around as I go through my day, life would be so much more exciting 🤣🤣🤣

  • @astro3324
    @astro3324 Před 2 lety +15

    10:35 hes right we all watch his channel just for him to pick the stupid answers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RobinVariety3446
    @RobinVariety3446 Před 2 lety +225

    "I like how trying lose I ended up winning"
    - GrayStillPlays Aug 11, 2021

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 Před 2 lety +4

      I kinda want to it IRL, since trying to win and usually losing isn't working out. At the least, I could fail successfully.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 2 lety

      E‎‎

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 Před 2 lety +297

    “I became a employee that should be in prison”
    Me: Nah, he just sped run life while being GrayStillPlays

  • @huntsketchup1684
    @huntsketchup1684 Před 2 lety +28

    *”Well congratulations spongey you now have the entire alphabet of Hepatitis”* favorite quotes of all time 😂

  • @withfam8246
    @withfam8246 Před 13 dny +1

    Gray: *Jumps off building*
    Also Gray: "Yeetilydeet I'm about to meet the street!"

  • @Halden.
    @Halden. Před 2 lety +609

    “Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace” is the name of my autobiography.

  • @reyrick01
    @reyrick01 Před 2 lety +78

    “Chaos is a friend of mine.”
    - Bob Dylan
    Gray I didn’t know you knew Bob Dylan!

  • @SOAPhia083
    @SOAPhia083 Před 8 měsíci +2

    “Spooky is just diet scary”
    I’ve never heard something that sounds absolutely insane but borderline makes sense💀

  • @fozaven
    @fozaven Před 2 lety +6

    Someone make a comic fully based on Gray’s commentary.

  • @superwhatevergamin9634
    @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 2 lety +329

    "Alphabet of Hepititus", leave it to Gray to outshine Gray at being creative with his sadomasochistic, Florida Man levels of describing literally anything.

  • @SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv
    @SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv Před 2 lety +216

    I really thought it was gonna go “it’s very inappropriate to massage your boss, you’re fired effective immediately” then “so now it’s acceptable” because that’s the game

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai Před 2 lety +4

      I'd still make his same mistakes though

    • @eleithias
      @eleithias Před 2 lety +10

      Same. Thought it might be "now you're my husband/live in slave". Tbh kind of glad it didn't go that way.....

  • @moksha.m
    @moksha.m Před 2 lety +7

    3:43 the fact that I have dressed as a banana for Halloween made this 10x as funny to me

  • @alilly4584
    @alilly4584 Před rokem +3

    *"If there's one thing I'm good at, it's dissapointing my parents"* same🤩

  • @Craigmeowmeow
    @Craigmeowmeow Před 2 lety +2256

    “Yeedely deet, there will be no world peace”
    “Yeedely deet, I’m about to meet the street”
    My favorite quotes

  • @mamasam5180
    @mamasam5180 Před 2 lety +75

    “I could have gotten it if I hadn’t spent all my money on these coffees!”
    🤣 that hits close to home

  • @brutefox
    @brutefox Před 2 lety +15

    I see why in two months this is one of Gray's most watched videos.

  • @scarylarryboss1
    @scarylarryboss1 Před rokem +4

    7:17
    HAH MY GUY IS LIKE: AHHAA YESS
    meanwhile the ad: Evony: The King's Return
    Sponsored

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 Před 2 lety +426

    Okay, comparing your run to Kevin's runs, it's really looking like the only chance for a happy romantic life is with, of all things, THE GORILLA. You missed out on jungle wedded bliss there, Gray! But hey, your guy ended up king of the island at the end, so -- draw?

  • @phatcat10101
    @phatcat10101 Před 2 lety +338

    Top ten sentences that can solve war: "Alright we're checking out the only game."

  • @withfam8246
    @withfam8246 Před 13 dny +1

    "Spooky is just like, diet scary after all" -GrayStillPlays

  • @Ackleox
    @Ackleox Před rokem +5

    6:24 who realised that regret was 20 and Olga was 35

  • @cava728
    @cava728 Před 2 lety +276

    “Ok we’re playing a game where the longer you live the more you wish you were *DEAD* “
    Ok now only person I know would say that is a gray and he did say it he did

  • @BirthdayIsALie
    @BirthdayIsALie Před 2 lety +245

    “It’s not like it’s dirty, it looks like someone power washed it with feces.”

  • @Elite_Defender
    @Elite_Defender Před rokem +3

    Gray just made by far the most Hollywood worthy storyline to ever exist

  • @LovelyDamage
    @LovelyDamage Před 2 lety +4

    14:52 300 stars in gta

  • @CavemanZerron
    @CavemanZerron Před 2 lety +105

    Gray, please play this again, i feel like theres so much potential

  • @lancratot5066
    @lancratot5066 Před 2 lety +166

    Gray : Alright, we're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead...
    Me : Let me guess... Life ?

  • @flamefox-we3vi
    @flamefox-we3vi Před 2 lety +5

    15:38 why is bob ross there

  • @Rish14
    @Rish14 Před 2 lety +2

    8:31 Yeedly deet about to meet the street 🤣😂

  • @littlebrotherbigsister
    @littlebrotherbigsister Před 2 lety +320

    This is the only show that makes me laugh because of something random 😂😂😂😂

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Před 2 lety +724

    Gray: "I tried to think of a name that embodies this child's entire future... the only thing I could come up with was 'Regret'."
    Me: I'm surprised he didn't go with Bud Light or Alcoholism. : )

  • @Fedd_ambushiscool4L
    @Fedd_ambushiscool4L Před rokem +3

    8:12 “Alright, do the- do the Fortnite dance.” “And then- ‘YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!’”

  • @BossRobbYoutube
    @BossRobbYoutube Před rokem +1

    I am going to be eternally devastated that he skipped the gorilla

  • @faeri_
    @faeri_ Před 2 lety +25

    9:05 “Awwwwww shieeeeeeeeet.” I lost it 😭

  • @sgs_gurkgoat6601
    @sgs_gurkgoat6601 Před 2 lety +1738

    Me: “I wonder what Gray is doing.”
    “Oh he is dating gorillas now .”
    **clicks**

  • @Executable_file
    @Executable_file Před 2 lety +1

    Ok but the fact that the character dabs while jumping off a building

  • @NarpinderSinghSidhu.
    @NarpinderSinghSidhu. Před rokem +1

    '' Ahh Shiiiiiieett ! Oh My Good . '' I was dying laughing. 😂😂😂

  • @dextermadronio
    @dextermadronio Před 2 lety +566

    Ah, yes another life simulator game. Gray can easily ruin lives by this one.

  • @elainadeeter9788
    @elainadeeter9788 Před 2 lety +33

    "That is a freaking shark." Yeah, a shark that failed it's evolution classes.

    • @nightfox805
      @nightfox805 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 Před 2 lety +1

      Wait is this a DangerouslyFunny crossover? He's doing the fish eat everything simulator again.

  • @RainDuty_DustSprings2023

    I love how your character in different games when they hold a thing it's levitating or flying and when you throw it towards it goes up down left or right 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @astro3324
    @astro3324 Před 2 lety +1

    i love how the character jumped to the ocean while gray wanted him to get hit by a bus 🤣🤣

  • @traitormike7800
    @traitormike7800 Před 2 lety +511

    I dont know why but grey always finds a way to make me laugh, like "Congratulations Spongey, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitis"

    • @no-pk7xl
      @no-pk7xl Před 2 lety +8

      LMAO THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PART

    • @-darcy.522-
      @-darcy.522- Před rokem

      FR

    • @Str8rollin2
      @Str8rollin2 Před 5 měsíci

      You said grey instead of gray😂😂🤣🤣
      Grammer😂

    • @llaianka
      @llaianka Před měsícem

      @@Str8rollin2nerd 🤓🤓🤓

    • @llaianka
      @llaianka Před měsícem

      @@Str8rollin2and it’s grammar, look who’s bad with grammar now

  • @insanecowstar3008
    @insanecowstar3008 Před 2 lety +188

    I feel like the dad should have a mullet, and he was trying to feed Regret some Bud Light.

  • @user-fv6xo8hs1x
    @user-fv6xo8hs1x Před 7 měsíci

    This game is the prime definition of “ yeet or be yeeted “

  • @nathanmartin8032
    @nathanmartin8032 Před 2 lety +1

    The way you say "YOU NOW HAVE THE ENTIRE ALPHABET OF HEPATITIS" so blankly is hilarious

  • @KhalCrochet
    @KhalCrochet Před 2 lety +329

    I've been trying to beat this game for ever now and this is the perfect walkthrough I needed.

  • @blazefromhoenn
    @blazefromhoenn Před 2 lety +62

    "Sir, it is illegal to be homeless."
    What's next, will it be illegal to be in jail?

  • @Tarika916
    @Tarika916 Před rokem +1

    Manager: Massage my leg
    Also Manager: It is inappropriate to massage a manager, your fired

  • @ThatGuyWalter
    @ThatGuyWalter Před 2 lety +4

    i love the action he puts into his vids🤣

  • @alexs6746
    @alexs6746 Před 2 lety +57

    “Yeetele deet I’m about to meet the street” shall be my last words

  • @MorningRose370
    @MorningRose370 Před 2 lety +18

    I love it when Gray screams "What the hell is THIS?"

  • @devonowens3652
    @devonowens3652 Před 2 lety

    The I am about to meet the street joke is something i REALLY REALLY REALLY want to use, but cant think of how to fit that into a normal converstion lol.

  • @lordreptilestormblade1749

    fighting the shark actually is logical... 1 direct hit to the nose and it flees.

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 Před 2 lety +61

    It's times like this you start to think, "I'm trying far too hard in game development."

  • @spleens665
    @spleens665 Před 2 lety +186

    “Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace”
    i'm putting that as my yearbook quote

  • @prof_cringe
    @prof_cringe Před 2 lety +3

    13:18 I am so pleased nothing else happened here

  • @KanashiiNekoP
    @KanashiiNekoP Před 2 lety +1

    I would pay gray 10000 yen to say “JuST a PEppeRMeNt TeA foR mE”

  • @frtruck
    @frtruck Před 2 lety +150

    i love how the first decision he made was trying to drink his dad's milk.

    • @ultimategenniX
      @ultimategenniX Před 2 lety +3

      Um...

    • @frtruck
      @frtruck Před 2 lety

      @@ultimategenniX what is your um, sir?

    • @sumhanma_idk
      @sumhanma_idk Před 2 lety

      @@frtruck lol...

    • @CA3TRI
      @CA3TRI Před 2 lety +6

      Here's the thing I'm glad because the dad took off his shirt but what if he picked the mom

    • @Arush019
      @Arush019 Před 2 lety

      I like how you commented while watching 5 seconds of the video (same with me)

  • @Josh.V
    @Josh.V Před 2 lety +10

    12:05 when he said "wait a minute" i lost it.

  • @autisticChronicles360

    5:03 "Yeetley deet, there will be NO WORLD PEACE!!" ~ Regret 2021

  • @Lifeless1234
    @Lifeless1234 Před rokem

    I love how in every vid there is something to link with Atlantis

  • @easytosayuser729
    @easytosayuser729 Před 2 lety +386

    I love how gray just goes for “Florida man” every time he plays any life game

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB Před 2 lety +540

    “Spooky is just diet scary”
    He’s speaking the language of the gods

  • @Mydadnevercameback
    @Mydadnevercameback Před 2 lety +2

    Honestly subscribing to you was one of my best decisions i now cant stop laughing 😂

  • @DustyAurora
    @DustyAurora Před rokem

    10:09 "I have had ENOUGH of your shenanigans!"

  • @Hi-xt5qk
    @Hi-xt5qk Před 2 lety +239

    there's a game called bit life and there are some fantastic physics you can do more you can make choices on the game and the one thing that I love about it is there is a murder button ✨👍🏻 fantastic physics ain't it.

    • @Hi-xt5qk
      @Hi-xt5qk Před 2 lety +8

      One thing I like about it is that you can make other lives and name yourself after you're done with your one life or you can press the menu and make another life and name yourself and you can save the life that you were playing on -

    • @guard-keywolf
      @guard-keywolf Před 2 lety +2

      Ah yes BitLife

    • @mastersvante4200
      @mastersvante4200 Před 2 lety +16

      Hmmmn hes played that like alot

    • @andynilsennot4329
      @andynilsennot4329 Před 2 lety +3

      @i Play Sometimes shut

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar Před 2 lety +6

      I thought he played that already, but considering all the iOS/android
      "Life simulation" games he's played, it's easy mixing them up.

  • @FatYoshi619
    @FatYoshi619 Před 2 lety +102

    "apparently SOMEONE POWERWASHED IT WITH FAECES."
    best line ever

  • @IDKwhatnametohave
    @IDKwhatnametohave Před rokem +5

    14:13 the human is in hungary

  • @user-wl8ip6vc2q
    @user-wl8ip6vc2q Před 2 lety

    "This dudes like, how many more ways can you kill me"
    Gray: Infinite

  • @puppetmasky6936
    @puppetmasky6936 Před 2 lety +10

    14:08 LoL how being homeless is become illegal? 😂

  • @tommyfox854
    @tommyfox854 Před 2 lety +65

    I have a feeling that if you didn't become a CZcamsr, this playthrough would've been your fate; I don't know why, it's just a gut feeling.
    Also "Yeddely deet, I'm about to meet the street." is a *FANTASTIC* line Gray, had me laughing! XD

  • @athousandwishes.
    @athousandwishes. Před rokem

    “Behind me sits June. June loves two things: Goldfish and Ted Bundy.” -amongus

  • @rinkopinko
    @rinkopinko Před rokem

    This was the first graystillplays video I watched 😢 now I watch all of his new vids when they come out and the make me smile and laugh like they always do

  • @denne22222
    @denne22222 Před 2 lety +44

    Eating a snickers, the toilet comes up, and I can no longer chew, the laughter starts, and Gray nearly indirectly kills me with humor.
    I'm just glad to be alive to enjoy more machoism.
    Will be more careful in the future!

  • @simplified8068
    @simplified8068 Před 2 lety +103

    ‘Don’t skip leg day, Don’t skip le- OUH’ -GrayStillPlays 2021.

  • @gangstablook5846
    @gangstablook5846 Před rokem

    I love how being arrested for homelessness is enough to make Gray go *John Wick Mode*

  • @x2tz408
    @x2tz408 Před rokem

    i love how your saying everything that youtube doesn't want i love it XD

  • @RedTrashPanda7
    @RedTrashPanda7 Před 2 lety +17

    "Power washed it with feces" omg I've never heard those words put together like that!
    🤣
    Yeetle Lee deet I'm about to meet the street!!

  • @jaygamings6888
    @jaygamings6888 Před 2 lety +16

    "We're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead."
    Isn't that just called 'life'?

  • @Kadin_Air
    @Kadin_Air Před 8 měsíci +1

    “Sharkasaurs” Got me laughing like my dad screaming on the phone💀

  • @jxyden95
    @jxyden95 Před 2 lety

    I just got an ad for 100 years simulator and the same thing happened in the ad! Lmao i love you bro

  • @ultimatemymotivationgaveup1808

    Gray: *goes to the playstore to get some games for content*
    the playstore: "oh no he's back...."

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 Před 2 lety +11

    some of those choices were very unexpected yet somehow still expected since it is Gray playing LMAO

  • @Frostyyylol
    @Frostyyylol Před 2 lety +1

    “IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS POWERWASHED WITH FECES” made me roll around laughing

  • @Roperational_YT
    @Roperational_YT Před 2 lety +3

    1:10 I can’t believe the CREATOR of Florida Man HIMSELF said “voz” instead of vase..

  • @link_master2814
    @link_master2814 Před 2 lety +94

    Gray:"What kind of of masochistic fetishism is going on here?!"
    Me: Gray that's your entire channel its so realistic.

  • @ridgecat4408
    @ridgecat4408 Před 2 lety +13

    I like the new editing grays editor has implemented

  • @gamingforalaugh77
    @gamingforalaugh77 Před 2 lety +1

    0:23 that scared me because that’s my name lol

  • @haroonkhan7609
    @haroonkhan7609 Před 2 lety

    I love how the guy looks the exact same when he's 20 and 50

  • @waylonjessicaehlers1335
    @waylonjessicaehlers1335 Před 2 lety +186

    gray: welcome to the only game where the longer you live more you wish you were dead
    me:that's just life man

  • @blackstonewhitestoneracist4753

    Gray: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
    Me: yeah everything is gonna go wrong.

  • @sherriesoultra310
    @sherriesoultra310 Před 2 lety

    Gsp:"What the heck is that in the distance?What The Holy Heck Is there a prehistoric megladon."

  • @greycatofnobodys2007
    @greycatofnobodys2007 Před rokem

    The way the character just runs into the water after crying