Troopers (Full Web Series)
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The complete (CZcams) adventures of Rich, Larry, Dreadlord Sinister, the Princess, and all the inhabitants of the Dread Cruiser.
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@@loadingerror479 They *need* to because due to youtube's new rules and policies most of their videos get demonetized. You have to remember that they're real people and have real needs like food, electricity, water, and to make the videos itself that need money and that they dont just do these for fun. They need to make a living for themselves and their families.
“I have trouble admitting my mistakes.”
“It’s not my fault.”
That was smart. Very smart.
wish i could like this comment, but at the time rn, its at 69 likes. nice
Just so you know, your my least favorite exotic.
I'm your 420th like.
Mountain Top is better
@@benjaminjohnson4929 Welp. Like up.
“God, she makes me feel alive.”
“She made alot of other people feel dead.”
One of the best lines
@@thomastriggs2055 watch the video
‘He has total control over the weak minded’
‘Yeah, I believe that’
Best line
Hbomberguy tries to help the weak-minded be better.
7:30
“He’s not a frog emperor... he was democratically elected.”
*emperor*
*empower*
*Emking*
@@acreativeeccentric.9312 *Emoking*
@@Planteron1 emofurry
Taking into account that the princess hasn't killed these two given multiple opportunities, I'd say she genuinely considers them friends.
Pqfire 09 or the only possibility she has to escape
They have killed thousands of troopers already
Makes sense
Or just needs to have stupid guards to make escape easy.
i mean chase has died multiple times already
She probably think they are so stupid They would probably die on their own anyway.
"Is that moss?"
"IT'S A DELICACY!"
I hear that they got that from Florida.
You have 666 likes
@@MANTUEFLIE2 after 2 months i grant you, one like
@TUĞRA EFE ESEN after 1 hour i present you with... one like
A setting on a lightsaber that kills you by giving you cancer... That's way more terrifying and evil than one that just severs your body.
Also the Harley Quinn show stole that from these guys
@@CharlesTheGreatestPlan probably just coincidence
@@CharlesTheGreatestPlan It's just a coincidence dude, lol
Pretty sure they didn't get that joke from this youtube vid. Either way, they didn't do the same joke. They did their own joke, with their own set up and punch line
I’m like “why would they make that?!”
Thank you! I’ve thought this ever since I first saw the episode.
“It’s not even a culture with my species, I’m just fucked up” that made me laugh harder than I needed to
"she just makes me feel so alive"
"Yea well she made a lot of other people feel dead"
bigdoubleu117 wrong episode
@@gobotimus8449 ? This is all the episodes
Gobotimus84 r/wooosh ooff
@@jamham4820 that's not.. how you use r/wooosh?
MG Gaming ! You've failed
That realization after the handshake just-
It was perfect
Yeah it was
Skylar Twilight what’s the time stamp
KCxStealth bro it’s literally the first clip
*hums violently*
@@artemisfowldragon MMMMMMMMMMMM
I’ve always loved the fact that Dread lord knows Larry and Rich’s first names.
Don’t forget Chase
I love Aubrey plaza in this. Perfect princess. She really is underrated
I would happily pay to watch her as a princess in 9 feature length films.
Well she isn’t in anything else so
@@chickengenius4202 She's in a ton of stuff, just not big shows. Parks and Rec is probably her most well-known role. Always enjoy her performances.
Gonna tell my kids this was The Mandalorian.
haha, that was an original joke. :D
@@michaelcastellano588 this came way before the mandalorian
27:21
Nah this is the new star wars trilogy since the Disney version of star wars is full of bullshit
@@Darkknight-rf2hw no shit sherlock
"Sword that only kills ghosts? That's stupid."
*Waves it all around himself frantically*
@@lamardavis6053 wait when you're blind how did you read his kommend?
@@lamardavis6053 yeah Steve how’d ya read it
@@toxiclam1964 this Steve guy is acting very suspicious
@@killerqueen7370 very suspicious
Steve do you have the force, how do you see? your blind!
24:57 best part lmao
"She makes me feel so alive."
"She made a lot of other people feel dead."
That bit where he waves around the sword that only kills ghosts, just in case, is very accurate.
*Slashes with grey laser sword.*
"There! Now you have cancer!"
"Wha?"
"Yep, and now you die, in six to eight months, depending on how you respond to treatment."
"Hey... We're all in this together, buddy."
I love how when he used the ghost killing laser sword he swung everywhere because that means many people died there
@@nikitaastakhov9252 imagine if he swung it around and many voices just scream
Timestamp?
@@yoholup19 and then they were silenced violently
36:35 "sword that only kills ghost? Thats stupid"
*proceeds to swing sword everywhere*
He could have used it againts Obi-wan....
Howard Hoang he’s snackbeard
@Howard Hoang i think he ment Ben the Knight
DaDestroyer12
The one that gives you cancer was far funnier
"The Dreadcruiser's weakness is-"
"Hey, you want an omelette?"
If this series taught us one thing it’s that chase is the kid who always gets picked on by the 2 other kids who he thinks is his friends but aren’t really. Poor chase
"He had total control over the weak minded"
"Yea I believe that"
:D
Kain Xander I cant tell if that :D was sarcastic or you didn’t get it
" I have trouble admitting my mistakes... It's not my fault"
Great wordplay
Rich and Larry are like the greatest actors ever
I love that sithlord is that one tsundere friend that actually loves hanging out with them but pretends he doesn't
“You’re doing a great job l, aww”
“Well It’s true”
“THAT IS NOT A SUGGESTION”
BWOOM
Oh dear
The "Sword that only kills ghosts" setting COULD potentially come in handy for him...
Maybe
Would have come in handy for palatine in the latest starwars move
Oh shoot
@@solojake1 you mean palpatine
@@Tsupek no no no, id say stick with palatine cause that was NOT palpatine
Maybe I’m immature, but the Bathroom Run episode made me laugh so hard that I couldn’t breathe and snorted multiple times. Lol 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard I felt like I was going to pee my pants lol
I couldn't breath ,like i was actually chocking
I just realized that since dread lord has memorized Larry and riches name, they could be royal guards. Rich and Larry could be high command or high rank troops.
If they are like the most high ranking troops that makes me question how bad the rest of the troops are
@@LucyWest370 idk. Maybe dreadlord has a bias. Perhaps their parents were high ranking officers.
@@LucyWest370 so they can still be incompetent while being high rank.
@@gianttacogod he didn’t even know the difference between Larry and Rich I think their probably just his servants
@@gianttacogod plus royal guards would get guns, and he wouldn’t constantly want to kill both of them
This was the best series you ever made.
And that's saying something, cause they also made the Pete Holmes batman series
It still is. But you have to pay for it.
after precious plum
I wouldn't go that far
@@arthand7672 this feels a lot like pete
this series is single handedly the best internet sketch series ever. especially given the low budget it had
You need to watch Red vs Blue
Um space janitors also rocks
@@Lightspeed_Rescue Pretty sure RvB has never been a simple sketch show, it always had some kind of overarching plot.
@@no-facejames7360 never said it was? I just said he needs to watch it
@@keithlightminder3005 startes watching Space Janitors since your comment, love it! :D
I love that they took Darth Vader and turned him into someone's fun, supportive uncle
The Bathroom Run one killed me, I was in pain from laughing so hard.
When the forcefield said: “Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *breathes* hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
I felt that
Wish I could like, but this comment is currently at 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it.
williamwall Still there
Mood
@@williamwall3403 369
I love how it just ends with “LIZARDF**CKER”
"Anyone could have been fooled by that mannequin, not just me"
"You mean him?"
"Who?"
"Larry"
"Yes, can I help you?"
😂😂😂😂
Friendly Reminder: The Earth is not flat,
Vaccines are not evil,
5G is not evil,
and i have all the right to list all those in 1 and the Same Sentence... cause they are classified as all the same:
Classification 'Conspiracy-Theory'.
@@loturzelrestaurant Do you feel better now that you've got that totally irrelevant rant off your chest?
@@beebopvroop5218 Lol, no, not at all.
But that has more to do with it not being a rant but a friendly reminder.
Did you not get that?
@@beebopvroop5218 Seems like you legit didnt understood my comment and now you are proud on it. I think some hashtags do apply to such.
@@beebopvroop5218 Yeah?
That laser-proof suit punchline was perfection. 26:13
The two scout trooper from The Mandalorian episode 8 were RICH and LARRY...
C'mon I can't be the only one who remembered these when I saw it..
Raguveer singh yeah but these guys aren’t as bad as the guys from the Mandalorian
@@CatastrophicTV Ah Come'on
Yeah baby toda deserved it
@@sailorsown alternate reality Simons and griff
Raguveer singh omg
Did the force field just stop for a breath???
😂😂😂
One of my favorite lines lol
When you only saw the first 5 minutes
The Blazer nooooooope
N O
“Moons don’t talk, damnit Larry.” That short was fucking gooood
Chase is that one guy who everyone hates and constantly kills but is alive for some unexplained reason
They explain it in “Who to Kill,” there are multiple Chases
He's clone trooper
It's nice to see that Stormtroopers have a human side, not just mindless killing machines. They are just doing their daily jobs as well as they can.
I swear the lightsaber skit is one of the best skits college humor has ever done
Why could I see April Ludgate in this exact situation
No Lazer sword
I laughed so hard
Who puts a safety on a laser sword? People who realize they're combining two highly lethal concepts to make an uber close-quarters weapon, which deploys like a switchblade and damages anything the blade even touches!
I love how the two other troopers go so gaga over the weapon, they forget it's going to kill their friend and help figure out the operation settings.
Aubrey Plaza's hair getting crazier every time we see her is probably my favourite gag in this
yeah totally her hair being in a hoodie was super crazier than the one before where it was up in a cone shape on her head 👌
The fact that she is in it is the craziest part to me.
@@justinlast2lastharder749 So it IS her ???? I thought she's her spitting image!
@@apaloosa01 damn, I was just about to write the same thing!
@@apaloosa01 yup, it's why she doesn't get the normal "Hollywood It Girl" hate. She stayed herself and used her name to elevate projects like this rather than the Megan Fox/Zoey Deschanel path.
This is probably some of the greatest content collegehumour ever made
"We have other eco-systems!" Thundering applause from every Aussie watching this who's sick of people thinking everything is like Croc Dundee or Razorback.
Yes there's also Ayres Rock, then you've got the Kimberley's too. And one or two beaches
I'd say Australia is less Crocodile Dundee and more Mad Max
Wait, you're from the outback? Ha, we got a croc hunter here, everyone! Throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate!
@@CrownRock1 No, bratling, I'm from a place in the Sunburnt Country where, unlike the educational system which clearly failed you, we are able to converse with words of more than three syllables. No go finish your ovaltine and reruns of Spongebob, snookums.
oh dear, the lead-chip-munchers have arrived.
“I’m sorta numb with rage” KILLED me 😂
VT TV I’m not sure imma go process this
goodday
I watched this while working and I had to silently stifle my bursting laughter for a solid 5 minutes, I just couldn't take. I had a tear for each eye coming down my face from the sheer effort it took to not laugh out loud.
I literally laughed alone like a retard for 5 minutes. I don't know how or why but this moment was golden. So well timed
That skit is my fav... that and the super computer
Interrogation is exactly how I imagine it would go if I ever got to talk to Aubrey Plaza
the delayed rage of Dread Lord after being pissed on was hilarious LMAO!
I love how their star destroyer is the concept art for the original star wars.
I just realized that the princess was Aubrey plaza .
sanjiv dutta that’s why I clicked
omg sammmmmeeeeeee
She isn't credited in description
Lol this series introduced me to Aubrey Plaza
A Blue Squid same here
i know the term *childhood* is used loosely but this was indeed my *childhood*
and i didn't even get half of the jokes i just liked that it was a star wars parody
I'm right there with ya
Same honestly
Same
Red vs Blue had the same energy
Well well well, vás pánové jsem tu opravdu nečekal 😉
"This is the hardest part of my job" *pans down to disassembled gun* "Loading this gun"
"I don't know how he got a gun, but he's a really good shot!"
Anyone who saw the earlier episodes knows how he got a gun.
College Humor: (releases full serries in one vid)
*Everyone liked that*
This was released this 8 years ago
series*
now they gotta do it with jake and amir
"We have a whole floor just for scary monsters!!"
"Yeah, monster floor."
14:44 The Dread Lord may have a tendency to get murdery with his subordinates, but at least he knows them all by name. Quality boss there.
23:37
"Ughhh this is the hardest part of my job..."
"Loading this gun..."
Idk why but thats sooo funny to me
"See, the thing is... we're all Larry!"
"Sooo I kill everybody?"
"Uh, no! I mean... none of us are Larry!"
"Soooooooo... I kill everybody?"
That's gotta be the best dialogue I've ever heard.
RIP chase.
but at least he was revived
“This the hardest part of my Job… loading this gun”
timestamp pls
THAT IS EXACLTY WHAT HAPPENS XD I felt like reading subtitles
"I'm sort of numb with rage." I'm gonna go process this, good day." Hahaha
aaaaaaaAAA-
"numb with rage" that whole scene was hilarious
Honestly I’d be totally fine with spending 3 days to walk 1200 miles just to get my boss a coffee. As long as I’m getting paid to walk and not do my actual job I’m cool with it 😂
at the rate everything happened i think he was being fucked with
Well he was fine the first time too, but keep going back right away…
I know it’s part of the joke but it’d be impossible to walk 1200 miles in 3 days
It sucks that they stopped making these episodes a few years back
@@loadingerror479 you're not paying CZcams, you're paying for their CHs content.
@Frank Pitts its SJW crap
Really you know they stole this
shloomy shlom who did lol
@@notoriousbig3k well they cant come up with their own original idea they hate originality
“Is that moss?-“ “ITS A DELICACY!”
Their helmets remind me of old school Bionicle masks
50% Trooper, 50% Borg. 100% awesomely hilarious.
"Haha! Lizard Fucker!" Those last words defined how much potential this series had, until it disappeared. Sad, it is. Hopefully it comes back some day.
Good news
@@idiotgaming6376 lol whatever the revamp was, it's so bad. I can't believe they managed to make it so unfunny, and I really did give it a chance
@@kylehammack7289 I'm taking about the animated series
@@idiotgaming6376 There's an animated series?
@@commanderjason7786 the new ones there making
“Sir we umm.....missed the moon.” 🤣
Yep! These guys were without a doubt the worst most poorly trained evil empire ever
Still better than the First Order
Evidently they had stormtroopers firing the weapon then!
@@bobert538 the first order destroyed an entire star system
@@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 it was a joke (tbh tho I still like them more than first order ngl)
@@bobert538 I mean yeah, the first order was kinda cool but this is way better, especially after TLJ and TRoS
This seems… inspired, AND AS A MEMBER OF THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE WE WOULD LIKE TO AWARD THIS WITH THE HOLY RANK OF CANON!
28:36 Larry: why did you even put up a suggestion box?
Lord sinister: it was a suggestion from a valued employee may he rest in peace. 🤣
I like coffee run but I think suggestion box is my favorite!
P.S. thanks for canceling all the swearing.
Chase is like the “Kenny” of this web-series
Shaak Ti is the Kenny of Star Wars
The people who disliked this are from Deloron
Waluigi For Smash stupid swamp people
Dirty Deloronians, should space noose the lot of them.
I'd guess Dagobah.
People from Alderaan, Dagobah AND Deloron.
The Dagobahnions hated the intolerance regarding swampy planets.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! . . . Haha
27:21
27:50 The way he said it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
God I remember these when I was younger. It feels like 10+ years ago already
Had to stop several times during the interrogation scene. My 16 year old self felt so bad for the awkward trooper. That's why this is such a great series.
*Holy shit* they remembered about this goldmine of a series.
Adam Cheng there’s a new version of the series on dropout!
@@adamlast111 no those bastards... dammit I want this series back.
Adam Last it’s not as good as the original
@@thekeyofBacon how so?
Adam Last yeah and dropout is so fucking exspnive
This is a master piece 10/10.
Freakin' hysterical, dude. Shared this video a dozen times with my SW buddies. Awesome.
This is better then the Disney movies
well they didn't set the bar very high.
Fr tho
I don't know why people make such low bar comparisons. You might as well say its a better love story than twilight while your at it.
@@0doublezero0 what's twilight?
@@justermonns there are somethings better not known.
I have a question: How do they keep getting the Princess back after she escapes? I think she might be even more incompetent than Rich and Larry.
Idk it's a web series
The same reason why chase is still alive till this day maybe.
Well it’s a battle station, she kinda doesn’t have anywhere to go. Plus I bet people more competent than those two caught her
@@officerspider7996 There are competent troopers??? That's news to me lol
@@jiekendinner Lol well yeah, we really only follow these guys around so the bar is set low on how horrible these guys are
Bro! What did I come across?! 🤣🤣🤣 Keep going down the rabbit hole, and you find freaking gold!
Thanks CollegeHumour!
I'm not laughing much these day, despite still trying to (by watching ostensibly funny things).
This is the first thing I've seen that's really made me laugh in quite some time!
"Awww THAT IS NOT A SUGGESTION"
Best. line. Ever.
"Locate prisoner 1977"
1977-first star wars movie, and princess leia was the prisoner
DedCorp an entire year and no comment until now
Those sly dogs
@@nup392 lol
This is basically “what if Star Wars was a comedy”
AKA Space Balls the TV Show
I replayed this video dozens of times, makes me laugh everytime, especially when I'm feeling down. Good Job to the Casts and Creator!
Is this what happened to April when Andy and Ron weren't keeping an eye on her?
Dylan Tran everything happened
“ he has total control over the weak minded”
YeAh I BelIeVe ThAt
I love it how dreadlord took 5 seconds to process what just happened
It's been a long time since I've seen anything on youtube that made me laugh myself to tears.
Thank you creators, I needed that!
watch it again lol
*_Oo look at this I have a package for Larry_*
*Sniff sniff
_smells like his favorite cookies!_
Larry: *_HUH, PLAIN?_*
"He's not a frog EMPEROR...he was democratically elected.."
wait-
so-
i s i t a f r o g o r n o?
It means he’s not an emperor. Emperors aren’t democratically elected.
Gungan people
hes a frog president or a prime minister.
Yes
Wait, no
42:27 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while XD
During these times, always good to come back here and enjoy these great troopers
*42:28** Not sure about that. I'm sort of numb with rage. I'm going to go process this, good day.*
I can't stop
Best moment ever
@@kristopherkelly4771 yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cent stop laughing at it even tho i watched it wey to many times
Favorite line: Sir, we uh, missed the moon.
Seth Hartley That pretty much said it all right there that these guys were without a doubt the worst most poorly trained evil empire ever 😂
Mine is
He’s not a frog emperor he’s diplomatically elected
Zero Dragon warz favorite line yet you got it wrong lol. it’s democratically elected
My favorite quote "Damn, You Nasty"
This man has been working on videos since I was born. Excellent work!
This is why droids are more effective than troopers sometimes, Roger Roger.
ClankeR
Clankas
This.does.not.process
_Youre getting arrested_
I feel like CollegeHumor is going through the stage of suicide where they start giving stuff away
Dylan this comment didn’t age well
@The Bloody Doctor that's why they commented it didn't age well...
SmokenShoot oh really? That’s funny! I’m glad!
Only discovering this now? Cry with me that we didn't find this sooner.