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  • Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
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  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii Před rokem +19856

    "Brennan, PLEASE tell me we met when you were a writer for Um, Actually."
    "We met _five years_ before that."
    You can just see Sam's soul leaving his body.

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary Před rokem +2249

      "Now obviously, when I became your employee is obviously when I became a FULL human being, but prior to that...."

    • @LernestW
      @LernestW Před rokem +420

      I had no idea Um, Actually had been around that long!

    • @JamesAlexanderMartin
      @JamesAlexanderMartin Před rokem +769

      I just can't believe he wasted such a perfect opportunity to respond "uuumm, actually"

    • @Shaunks86
      @Shaunks86 Před rokem +326

      I feel for Sam because that's exactly how it would go down if people asked me when I first met them.

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii Před rokem +135

      @@JamesAlexanderMartin Maybe, but I think the way he did it packed more of a punch.

  • @heartofgoldfish
    @heartofgoldfish Před rokem +13035

    Ah, little Katie. I remember when we all collectively caught her at the bottom of a rollercoaster like it was yesterday.

    • @IRanOutOfPhrases
      @IRanOutOfPhrases Před rokem +1068

      Its a shame we don't travel as an audience together anymore.

    • @gingerbreadbard570
      @gingerbreadbard570 Před rokem +532

      @@IRanOutOfPhrases we should get a reunion tour going!

    • @KingCheshireZorua
      @KingCheshireZorua Před rokem +331

      ​@@gingerbreadbard570 Man, it would be nice, but that bus and hotel fare would be insane.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před rokem +160

      At least we remember when we met her

    • @RedtailArt
      @RedtailArt Před rokem +186

      ​@@KingCheshireZorua not if we split it 14.6 million ways

  • @Rhino-n-Chips
    @Rhino-n-Chips Před rokem +5634

    Trapp: Gives Sam an out by saying they were in costume, so it's forgivable if it's not the first memory that comes to mind
    Brennan: Performs a verbal crucifixion

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 11 měsíci +17

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    • @alejandroreyes8878
      @alejandroreyes8878 Před 8 měsíci +120

      I'll use "Verbal Crucifixion" quite freely from nlw on

    • @McCaffeteria
      @McCaffeteria Před 3 měsíci +115

      Trap is a dog that loves you, and Brennan is a cat that loves you.
      A dog just loves you unconditionally and thinks about your well-being. A cat needs to remind you every once in a while how lucky you are that the cat doesn’t hate you instead, so that you better appreciate that it’s on your side since things could be so much worse.

    • @turoni314
      @turoni314 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@McCaffeteria Nah, Brennan has dog energy

    • @hecarat
      @hecarat Před měsícem +2

      ​@@turoni314interesting, because he is NOT a dog person

  • @jadelee6555
    @jadelee6555 Před rokem +8280

    I thought Katie being cousins with Sam was bad, but then Brennan came in with the, "No we actually met 5 years before that" really got me lmfao

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 11 měsíci +18

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @Britni4795
      @Britni4795 Před 9 měsíci +212

      I'm so glad Sam saved him for last 😂

    • @user50
      @user50 Před 8 měsíci +174

      At first I thought it was a fake-out, too good to be true

    • @DrDankPhD
      @DrDankPhD Před 8 měsíci +93

      He really knows how to twist the knife lmao

    • @button_mashuu
      @button_mashuu Před 7 měsíci +84

      I’m a little upset that he didn’t start that story with “Um… actually…”

  • @noah7193
    @noah7193 Před rokem +8140

    Sam (to Katie): we must've met when you were an intern
    Katie: we're cousins!

    • @bellringer53
      @bellringer53 Před rokem +597

      @@yoketah not gonna lie, my entire fathers side of the family I havent seen in person in over a decade and I have pretty bad long term memory due to passing out from heat exhaustion. So I might legit run into one of, I think a half dozen cousins, one day and not realize it.
      But Sam DOES NOT HAVE THAT EXCUSE! THEY WORK TOGETHER!!

    • @alittlefrog2395
      @alittlefrog2395 Před rokem +130

      @@yoketah I have a huge extended family (mom & dad both came from big families) that lives all over America, some people I’ve met maybe once or never. So although it would be a crazy coincidence, I could see this happening to me. Not if we worked together though 😂

    • @orangesilver8
      @orangesilver8 Před rokem +477

      @@yoketah I think 2nd or 3rd is what she meant. She first said "we have a family connection." Which might even mean like, a cousin married a cousin or something. And the "We're cousins!" was a joke exaggerating it. It's probably pretty forgettable considering it wasn't even what she first said for how they met.

    • @BlowupCandle
      @BlowupCandle Před rokem +54

      tbh, my grandpa is one of 13 siblings and my dad is one of 5, so i could barely name all my direct cousins MUCH LESS all of my 2nd cousins... someone completely random could tell me we're cousins and i would just have to believe them

    • @alexgregg1058
      @alexgregg1058 Před rokem +76

      One time I got a number and a date set up with a girl I met at the mall. We met had a lot in common spent all day together and exchanged info and set up a full on dinner date. Later that week and the day before the date (we'd been talking on the phone everyday since meeting too btw) at a family reunion we saw each other and after some questions and investigation around the room we found out we were cousins. Me and my immediate family almost did not go to that family reunion and decided to last second. So that could have been a really awkward situation just waiting to happen and a bullet we both barely dodged.

  • @beautybard
    @beautybard Před rokem +17432

    "if I haven't squeezed a joke in by the end, it's because I'm genuinely excited about this whole concept I've made up" is the most Brennan line I could ever imagine hearing.

    • @kumonoameai
      @kumonoameai Před rokem +570

      That's his inner DM showing through. I bet he'll incorporate it into a space campaign at some point.

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin Před rokem +223

      @AiIshiloveteruyou Man's really out here turning billiards into turn-based Quidditch in SPACE

    • @DynamicMagi
      @DynamicMagi Před rokem +80

      I was getting excited about how that would work too lma

    • @SupaBlank
      @SupaBlank Před rokem +27

      you know whats sweet? there's a vr qeust game like this now, i believe its just called 3d pool my memory sucks to

    • @TakaComics
      @TakaComics Před rokem +52

      I hear this comment in Zac's voice going "That's the most Brennan shit I can think of..."

  • @TheDangerNoodle
    @TheDangerNoodle Před rokem +3495

    I really thought Katie had bullied Sam into a corner with the “WE’RE *COUSINS”*
    And then Brennan, stone cold, poker-faced, absolutely emotionless in his delivery.
    _”We met five years before that.”_

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 Před 10 měsíci +176

      You could tell going into the final question that Sam was mortified and just wanted it to end before it got any worse and that he was SO hoping there wasn't a story there.

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe Před 9 měsíci +15

      It would be too personal of a question to ask, so this isn't me asking, but: I really, really wonder at what life story adds up to working with someone every day now, but they were born from a sibling of your parent, and that's so irrelevant that you never remember. They can't have had events together before then at the sort of things you see your cousins at, right? Because Katie did say that they first met at work. But like ... okay, speculating further would be rude, we're done.

    • @maryellenparmenter9303
      @maryellenparmenter9303 Před 9 měsíci +95

      ​@@MoonShadowWolfeshe didn't really say how close of cousins they were. Could be distant cousins

    • @maryellenparmenter9303
      @maryellenparmenter9303 Před 9 měsíci +23

      Like a third cousin once removed

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@MoonShadowWolfe I met one of my cousins in University, so it *does* happen somehow.

  • @Hellopleesh
    @Hellopleesh Před rokem +7290

    Best part of the ending: Brennan explaining how Sam’s skit group had a meaningful impact on his life, to which Sam could not remember.

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST Před rokem +528

      Is this the *second* time someone has essentially "But for me, it was Tuesday"'d Brennan?

    • @aprilfools9741
      @aprilfools9741 Před rokem +45

      @@ZT1ST when was the other time?

    • @kris778
      @kris778 Před 11 měsíci +276

      ⁠@@aprilfools9741 I’m guess they are talking about when his manager paid for a super expensive dental procedure he needed. When he came back years later to pay it back the guy didn’t recognize him. He realized it was because the guy gave out money to whoever needed it and with no expectation of it being paid back so often.
      I recommend looking up the clip cause I definitely didn’t do the story any justice

    • @aprilfools9741
      @aprilfools9741 Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@kris778 right i remember that, thank you

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 11 měsíci +1

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  • @blueeyesredlipstick4228
    @blueeyesredlipstick4228 Před rokem +19662

    The last two minutes are a beautiful slow motion train crash, but the best part is listening to the crew ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT when Brennan reveals he knew Sam WELL before he worked for him.

    • @logannsif
      @logannsif Před rokem +790

      We all learned from this video, Sam has TERRIBLE memory 🤷‍♂️

    • @greatbearshark1501
      @greatbearshark1501 Před rokem +408

      For a second I thought I wrote this comment without realizing

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh Před rokem +421

      IT WAS SO FUNNY I LITERALLY THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING AT FIRST

    • @DaleBall2
      @DaleBall2 Před rokem +85

      I laughed so hard poor sam 🤣

    • @TherealMrsCothrine
      @TherealMrsCothrine Před rokem +28

      I feel you,chica,I never fit in either... I also feel you,bearded man,I can forget people before they have left the room.....but I must've been memorable myself because people I didn't remember were constantly coming up to me and clearly we had met before because they would know my life story. If I have met someone and had a 15 minute conversation with them,I probably had told them my life story, when asked "how are you?" And I'd be like "in therapy because my mother hates me and I was bullied badly in school." Inevitably the person who had the misfortune of asking me how I was doing would come to regret that life choice. Well,nice to meet all of you. My husband has been a fan for years.
      .oh,by the way...could you take back your nutritional advice... Quardly is not poison. My husband is pretty sure that Quardly stands for Quinoa and I love Quinoa but he says that it's been scientifically proven to be poison. So,thanks a lot for that... Where am I supposed to get my protein and fiber?

  • @templarknight456
    @templarknight456 Před rokem +10797

    "When I became your employee I became a full human being" is a line that will live in my head rent free.

    • @G0r3cookie
      @G0r3cookie Před rokem +179

      Such a Brennan thing to say

    • @johvie
      @johvie Před rokem +127

      i saw this comment before i got to that point and my initial reading was a cute "i became whole, i found my missing piece when i got this job" sort of way but it was so much better than i could have imagined

    • @ThanatoselNyx
      @ThanatoselNyx Před rokem +45

      At least his employer treats him as human.

    • @dianatellooo
      @dianatellooo Před rokem +12

      @@johvie Could you explain this? I also thought that's what he meant but it didn't make sense lol

    • @Kyle-cu7qz
      @Kyle-cu7qz Před rokem +127

      @@dianatellooo Brennan is basically saying Sam didn't remember meeting him five years ago due to the fact that he probably didn't recognize him as a person. When one works any kind of job where they have to deal with a group of people, instead of identifying each person as an individual, one tends to group them as a collective. Since Brenan was talking to him as a fan at the time, He was likely seen as a part of the collective of fans , rather than as an individual human, thus making him much less memorable to Sam.

  • @jordaneggerman4734
    @jordaneggerman4734 Před rokem +10644

    God, I would say Katie is made of stone, but the fact that she was able to make herself cry during a fake, improvised monologue is absolutely insane

    • @pencilbender
      @pencilbender Před rokem +64

      A lot of people do that in arguments

    • @symphantic4552
      @symphantic4552 Před rokem +238

      That’s cold blooded shit in my world

    • @TheJrbdog
      @TheJrbdog Před rokem

      @@pencilbender Whoever you're around that fakes crying during an argument is a toxic person and you need to not be around them.

    • @Meander_
      @Meander_ Před rokem +154

      Literally wringing water from a stone

    • @oblivivian
      @oblivivian Před rokem +81

      Katie is so powerful

  • @someone16234
    @someone16234 Před rokem +13594

    Can we just acknowledge Katie’s stone cold humor in filling in her own last name for Sam, making it look like he didn’t remember it 😂

    • @NivInTheNorth
      @NivInTheNorth Před rokem +985

      It’s especially funny because she was probably trying to help him piece together the cousin part 😂

    • @albertoluizreyes1584
      @albertoluizreyes1584 Před rokem +612

      And her voice when she said "we're cousins!" was the most sincere I've ever heard her 😅

    • @camerongist2159
      @camerongist2159 Před rokem +222

      Katie took the whole "This one time at Band Camp" schtick to a whole new level! Lol

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 Před rokem +61

      Are they really cousins?

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys Před rokem +269

      @@lulusobel8643 I mean, probably closer to something like 4th cousins twice removed, but I have no doubt that she was telling the truth that they're related

  • @lostpopo6515
    @lostpopo6515 Před rokem +10680

    Katie ability to tear up from that space camp story terrifies me. What an absolute unit

    • @awakennomore
      @awakennomore Před rokem +495

      she regularly kills it to a point where i just expect her not to crack ever.

    • @TheSequelWasBetter
      @TheSequelWasBetter Před rokem +266

      @@awakennomore this video is literally the only time I've seen her laugh in the Breaking News series, and it didn't even count for the actual game.

    • @oohdannyboy
      @oohdannyboy Před rokem +155

      @@TheSequelWasBetter She laughed 3 times in the previous episode CH uploaded. I was beyond shocked.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper Před rokem +101

      It sort of looked like spontaneous method acting. I could feel it was coming from a real place almost instantly. 😢

    • @jennlee7966
      @jennlee7966 Před rokem +7

      @@oohdannyboy Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?

  • @losingfayth
    @losingfayth Před rokem +9815

    it's really funny how trapp tries to downplay sam forgetting their first meeting, but then brennan comes in with the most brutal story directly afterwards.

    • @dungeonguy88
      @dungeonguy88 Před rokem +1072

      To say nothing of Katie just coming in with: We're actual family.

    • @HonestDav
      @HonestDav Před rokem +35

      God damn, a noble boss!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před rokem +139

      And Sam just falls to pieces as Brennen just eviscerates him

    • @caraelizabeth7307
      @caraelizabeth7307 Před rokem +199

      Trapp being polite, excusing Sam's lapse and generally being magnanimous ... Brennan then just SWOOPS IN FOR THE KILL. I was _crying_ laughing.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 11 měsíci +4

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  • @kyleyuen245
    @kyleyuen245 Před rokem +2685

    It's astounding how the "we've met before' actually became the best bit at the end. At first I thought they were joking but quickly I realized they werent

  • @shitpostingstevebecauseall6279

    5:10
    Katie: I had a panic attack and started crying.
    Grant: *laughs maniacally in the background*

    • @williambutcher7429
      @williambutcher7429 Před rokem +80

      Wait that was grant?

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Před rokem +108

      @@williambutcher7429 don’t you mean Keith?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 11 měsíci +4

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    • @HellaGust
      @HellaGust Před 7 měsíci +12

      Honestly if you want to make a bunch of comedians laugh saying the saddest thing you can think of is a pretty good bet.

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Před 2 měsíci

      😂

  • @hierismail
    @hierismail Před rokem +6841

    I thought brennan was making a joke when he said '5 years before that'. The punishment was unbelievable funny, really glad they put it in for youtube!

    • @guiltriple
      @guiltriple Před rokem +266

      It's very well suited to the loser, too. Like, incredibly well tailored to "amiable former boss with whom you have an ongoing friendly working relationship".

    • @justadude257
      @justadude257 Před rokem +48

      I agree! I like seeing the punishments and the actors' real sides.

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX Před rokem +107

      Yeah I really though he was gonna follow up with: "...At space camp."

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh Před rokem +71

      Same here, I can’t believe how perfectly the joke of him forgetting everybody layered

    • @jennlee7966
      @jennlee7966 Před rokem +2

      @@XHackManiacX Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?

  • @TheMaskedDonut
    @TheMaskedDonut Před rokem +5910

    I love how genuinely sad and hurt Katie seems to be about no one remembering her. Playing something so silly as dead straight as she did is hilarious...

    • @rockyledonio5341
      @rockyledonio5341 Před rokem +251

      The irony is that they she REALLY WASN’T REMEMBERED SINCE SAM WAS HER COUSIN

    • @drsupermonk7831
      @drsupermonk7831 Před rokem +129

      @@rockyledonio5341 im honestly surprised sam had no reaction when she said that lmao, he must've remembered right there cuz i would be so surprised finding out a coworker is related to me lol

    • @wouterkessel4852
      @wouterkessel4852 Před rokem +9

      @@drsupermonk7831 ... where exactly do you live in the world that not at least a chunk of your coworkers are to some extent related to you? Outside of big cities, as in in towns of up to 15.000 you are usually distantly related to at least a tenth of the towns population, meaning that as long as you work somewhere with more than ten employees chances are extremely low you're not working with a distant relative

    • @andolovwu6409
      @andolovwu6409 Před rokem +35

      @@wouterkessel4852 wait, there are towns with less than 15k people? I think the smallest city I ever lived had 200k when I was young lol

    • @jennlee7966
      @jennlee7966 Před rokem +3

      @@drsupermonk7831 Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?

  • @davidk.8434
    @davidk.8434 Před rokem +3199

    Brennan's visual offense at "prosciutto is overrated" is just so indicative of his status and taste. Truly a classy man

    • @NishaWinchester
      @NishaWinchester Před rokem +164

      Truly because of how horrified Brennan was by the muppet and prosciutto slander, I thought this episode was going to be nothing but things that would piss brennan off when I first watched it. Only Katie's hilarious we've met before/it's a long story stuff made me realize that wasn't the theme of the episode.

    • @rid4474
      @rid4474 Před rokem +6

      Screw prosciutto, jamon iberico only. Lol😂

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před rokem +27

      @@NishaWinchester I could feel the seething in brennan's face when it cut to him during the Muppet slander.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před rokem

      Truly a classy and sexy man

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 11 měsíci +2

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  • @drummerrck
    @drummerrck Před 10 měsíci +649

    The fact that Brennan not only remembers an insane amount of details about meeting Sam but also throws in "your lovely wife Elaine" really twists the knife in terms of the embarrassment Sam is feeling during this.

  • @nukeofficial1103
    @nukeofficial1103 Před rokem +17733

    Katie has gotten so good at not laughing during this that she's now started to cry instead. Very impressive.

    • @lizzymaid
      @lizzymaid Před rokem +609

      Interesting strategy and it's definitely paying off for her.

    • @NovaKorpov
      @NovaKorpov Před rokem +595

      I know she is a normal person with thoughts and feelings....
      But when she's on Breaking News she is a straight up robot. Like she's got those shark eyes and SHE WILL NOT LAUGH

    • @sonnington1035
      @sonnington1035 Před rokem +40

      It's super easy to not laugh when there's no jokes.

    • @koth_harvest_final
      @koth_harvest_final Před rokem

      @卐 thanks swastika guy

    • @derpedfox
      @derpedfox Před rokem +32

      The cocaine really did work

  • @bradynztunez
    @bradynztunez Před rokem +1920

    i love every bit katie did in this but can we all just appreciate everyone, cast and crew, absolutely LOSING IT over how sam just never remembers meeting anybody?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 11 měsíci +6

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  • @kingturboturtlednoc5722
    @kingturboturtlednoc5722 Před rokem +5452

    This show makes me develop both an endless respect for Katie's acting ability, and also an absolute conviction that she is a high functioning sociopath

    • @neilsiebenthal9254
      @neilsiebenthal9254 Před rokem +21

      No doubt

    • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
      @sybariticcupboardrat3763 Před rokem +93

      Sociopathy and acting ability certainly aren't mutually exclusive. A common symptom of sociopathy is lying and manipulation. Aka, behaving in a way designed to elicit a desired reaction. Katie tells lies in a particular way designed to elicit the emotional reaction of laughter. Acting.

    • @paddyjarns
      @paddyjarns Před rokem

      The crew had promised her an ounce of cocaine if she won

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 Před rokem +89

      @@sybariticcupboardrat3763 Unbelievable, we have been emotionally manipulated into performing an involuntary bodily reaction typically associated with joy? Truly despicable.

    • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
      @sybariticcupboardrat3763 Před rokem +23

      @@cabbage2329 I once had to work with a guy who fit the description. His company was a client of my company. He was a cold hearted controlling psycho when he thought he was the most powerful person in the room. Employees from more than three companies (including his own and my own) quit so they could get away from him. But then he'd turn on the charm and make people laugh when he thought he needed to ingratiate himself. Yes, it actually was very despicable manipulation.

  • @notrelevant5582
    @notrelevant5582 Před rokem +3597

    I love how when Sam is doing the how we met thing, it starts with Katie which he basically he gets right, then Trapp which he gets wrong but for good reason, and then Brennan which he gets so fantastically wrong.
    Rule of threes, comedy of heightening, truly amazing

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 Před rokem +299

      I mean basically right BUT he did forget that they are freaking RELATED! that seems like its gotta cost him a few "being right" points surely

    • @FallenTako
      @FallenTako Před rokem +46

      It’s possible it didn’t happen that way but it was funnier in the editing bay to move the clips around so they escalated

    • @BAChambers-235
      @BAChambers-235 Před rokem +14

      @@lavenderwalrus9875 I’m pretty sure they’re distantly related

    • @DONTworryIgotTHIS
      @DONTworryIgotTHIS Před rokem +26

      @@FallenTako possibly but the way Sams reaction also ramps up would lead me to say no.

    • @Kafaldsbylur
      @Kafaldsbylur Před rokem +16

      @@DONTworryIgotTHIS Yeah, if the stories had been in any other order, Sam would probably have made some sort of relieved comment that at least the other stories aren't as bad as Brennan's

  • @Kw3350
    @Kw3350 Před rokem +2226

    Normally I don't like the improv segments, but Katie's stories definitely saved this one. When you're over five minutes in and no one has lost a point...

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Před rokem +173

      It usually means Grant wrote it 🤣

    • @MachewDunf
      @MachewDunf Před rokem +67

      The improv sections are the best

    • @69belhaven
      @69belhaven Před rokem +71

      The final minute or so takes this from one of the worst to one of the best.

    • @rockstermaniac
      @rockstermaniac Před rokem +57

      @@lowkeylokii4205 to be fair that's because otherwise Grant would be on the cast and Grant cant go 2 seconds without laughing

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Před rokem +26

      @@rockstermaniac grant did super well in the very first episode then it was trainwreck after trainwreck but no one will be bea Amy and Ericka for biggest unmitigated disaster

  • @tonyjackson4078
    @tonyjackson4078 Před rokem +559

    "I met you FIVE YEARS before I starting working here" was said with the perfect levels of annoyance, and confidence.

  • @TheGlowingFairy
    @TheGlowingFairy Před rokem +499

    10:39 I love Katie telling Sam her last name, making it look like he couldn't remember.

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr Před 9 měsíci +42

      I mean, he didn’t remember that she’s his cousin

  • @johnnyb368
    @johnnyb368 Před rokem +1417

    "We met FIVE YEARS before that."
    Protect this man at all costs

  • @RARamsay
    @RARamsay Před rokem +5968

    I think this might have been the lowest number of laughs from the players, but one of the funniest breaking news I've seen yet. not only that but the punishment was absolutely glorious. as someone that has no idea how I met anyone I know at all, I admire Sam's good humor in participating. You all are wonderful, I'm so glad you guys continue to make content.

    • @HypothermicBacklash
      @HypothermicBacklash Před rokem +65

      Yeah, I wouldn't have fared any better than Sam at the end there.

    • @okuno54
      @okuno54 Před rokem +6

      That is _exactly_ what I was gonna say!

    • @rhiflux
      @rhiflux Před rokem +20

      Apparently I'm memorable but have no memory because I'm just like Sam on this

    • @brianpclare
      @brianpclare Před rokem +9

      absolutely best-case scenario for sam to be the loser there

    • @masonguthrie1257
      @masonguthrie1257 Před rokem +4

      Meh I thought it was pretty weak having multiple repeating jokes and too much improv.

  • @SomeNerdyVlogger
    @SomeNerdyVlogger Před rokem +744

    Brennan's malicious compliance is the BEST.

  • @tessieowen1051
    @tessieowen1051 Před rokem +1056

    This is my favorite don’t laugh news. Also all episodes should have a mild “consequence “ for the loser because Sam’s was hilarious

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 Před rokem +52

      This one is also my favorite. Katie is an amazing actress and Sam's punishment is perfect.

  • @YBlvr
    @YBlvr Před rokem +2356

    I love how Grant immediately laughed when Katie said “in third grade” even though that was NOWHERE NEAR the punchline lol

    • @Teague92
      @Teague92 Před rokem +190

      Grant's just glad he's off camera so he can laugh freely

    • @ShinigamiMischief15
      @ShinigamiMischief15 Před rokem +66

      I love that we can all tell it’s grant just from the laugh

    • @azarinevil
      @azarinevil Před rokem +20

      yeah, you can tell who wrote the joke when they start cracking up early

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 Před rokem +6

      @@azarinevilhe didn’t write that part, it was improv

  • @kkav4586
    @kkav4586 Před rokem +1664

    Katie did the perfect impression of an absolutely misserable human being who was forced to relive three different reunions on live television. I did not know such human being could exist but now I am convinced that this is what it would look like XD
    also, Sam. PLEASE XD

    • @JamesNewham
      @JamesNewham Před rokem +17

      She is only that type of human because she became 100% human when she started working for BBN

    • @martinhawes5647
      @martinhawes5647 Před rokem +1

      Exist

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD Před rokem +300

    I love Brennan’s little rant about the pool set up not at all being in the middle of a game of pool.

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 Před 8 měsíci +17

      They *clearly* set the table up like that to screw with him.

  • @BOYVIRGO666
    @BOYVIRGO666 Před rokem +476

    I love the look of sheer rage on Brennan's face at the thin ham thing.

    • @eddis6283
      @eddis6283 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I love his rage at the MIDDLE of a game of pOoL.

  • @thawhiteazn
    @thawhiteazn Před rokem +1775

    Brennan looking intensely into the camera and shouting “FOOT STUFF” is absolutely sending me

    • @throwawayaccount4008
      @throwawayaccount4008 Před rokem +65

      *[hits billiard balls]* "BUKAKKE!"

    • @dragon1512
      @dragon1512 Před rokem +34

      @@throwawayaccount4008 the way the banner changed to “yummy, my favorite” 😭😭

    • @CrimsonHybrid
      @CrimsonHybrid Před rokem +3

      I lost it at "BUKAKKE!!" 😂

  • @kiralulu1779
    @kiralulu1779 Před rokem +2792

    I really thought we were going to see what would happen if everyone held it together for the full episode

    • @jackasplat
      @jackasplat Před rokem +320

      I really wanted them to name Grant as the loser for making nobody laugh

    • @Tawleyn
      @Tawleyn Před rokem +88

      Brennan once again proving that despite Katie being unbreakable and Amy losing her shit every episode, he's the GOAT.

    • @spiderwrangler4457
      @spiderwrangler4457 Před rokem +31

      @@jackasplat I think some (or all) of the crew laughter was his...

    • @jennlee7966
      @jennlee7966 Před rokem +1

      @@spiderwrangler4457 Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?

  • @lucianosgonzalez3561
    @lucianosgonzalez3561 Před rokem +84

    Incredible that no one has commented on the fact that one of the ONLY things that has made Katie laugh in one of these sketches was Sam, exhausted, saying "I'm an asshole".

    • @KBRoller
      @KBRoller Před 7 měsíci +11

      Also, kids in cages

  • @vstraydogstrutv
    @vstraydogstrutv Před rokem +119

    Brennan's "5 YEARS before that..." and continued story, in great detail, was the best part of this one, hands down.

  • @Speedy-vy4kq
    @Speedy-vy4kq Před rokem +954

    This feels like a 10 minute build up to the punchline of Brennan's withering recollection.

  • @zebragoboom
    @zebragoboom Před rokem +800

    Brennan's "this is the middle.of.a game of pool" fucking WIPED me OUT I'm wheezing and crying from laughing so hard

  • @driftythekid
    @driftythekid Před rokem +160

    Its really great how they adapt to the cast, a cast full of notorious laughers gets jokes upon jokes, while the more dead inside crew gets to flex their improv muscles

  • @Doublee73
    @Doublee73 Před rokem +67

    I can’t believe that this entire episode was just a set-up for the brutal punishment at the end that payed off absolutely perfectly

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen Před rokem +1437

    Sam forgetting that him and Katie are cousins and then immediately going into meeting Brennan 5 years earlier. Like this is better comedy than the rest of the episode and it isn't even scripted.

  • @TAP7a
    @TAP7a Před rokem +916

    I think watching Sam's breakdown at not remembering all the meetcutes is a pretty good indicator that his heart is in the right place, even if his memory isn't

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Před rokem +26

      I can't imagine being such a busy individual that you have no choice but to forget half the people you mean on the virtue of how brains work

  • @sandman1008
    @sandman1008 Před rokem +146

    My God. Katie is a juggernaut at this game. And her delivery of the teleprompter was brilliant.

  • @Thraim.
    @Thraim. Před rokem +173

    How is Katie a complete robot and the shy new girl at the same time?

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 Před 7 měsíci +10

      It's actually been so fascinating to watch her evolution in collegehumor content, in her first sketches she was always the sad new girl no one would be friends with, then she became addicted to cocaine and the insane but hypercapable kingpin, and then in breaking news she became the stone cold emotionless robot. She really is an excellent actress

  • @lemiless
    @lemiless Před rokem +879

    Brennan almost made it! Trapp just caught him off guard in that last moment. Lol
    And what is there to say about Katie. At this point, I convinced that she has a story about how she's met me before.
    She OWNS this game!

    • @Shakooba
      @Shakooba Před rokem +51

      She already the story of how she met you. It was when you and I* went to Disney World that one time!
      *and the rest of the audience

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh Před rokem +31

      @@Shakooba I remember that! The puke was a little unfortunate, but I’m glad we were able to crowdsurf her to safety in the end.

    • @teuast
      @teuast Před rokem +6

      weren't you listening? you met her at space camp

    • @nixhallowe3351
      @nixhallowe3351 Před rokem +12

      That was a good trip to Disney. When are we all going back audience? I think there are some rides we haven't hid under yet.

    • @lemiless
      @lemiless Před rokem

      She only laughed when Sam said he's an asshole. Lol

  • @lilyc.2208
    @lilyc.2208 Před rokem +609

    I do remember catching Katie at Disney world actually

    • @LucGendrot
      @LucGendrot Před rokem +32

      Yes I was there as well, I can confirm this

    • @cranknlesdesires
      @cranknlesdesires Před rokem +46

      It's all true, I was the one who started the chant “Drop her, Drop her!” Good times.

    • @Blooperfan94
      @Blooperfan94 Před rokem +35

      Of course you guys would remember that, you've been morphed into a single amorphous blob with me and all the other viewers of this video ever since the fateful day we caught Katie.

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare Před rokem +5

      What were you doing at Disney, besides catching Katie?

    • @hellacoolutc
      @hellacoolutc Před rokem +5

      Nice to meet you audience

  • @AL-zm4ic
    @AL-zm4ic Před 3 měsíci +9

    There’s a reason the audience travels together as a collective, but it’s a long story

  • @SovietReunionYT
    @SovietReunionYT Před rokem +86

    This scene has got to be the peak of Katie's life! And yet somehow Brennan managed to get more laughs with his indignation about the middle of a game of pool. This show is nuts!

  • @loydtheliar5659
    @loydtheliar5659 Před rokem +1152

    i actually love this combination of talents, Brennan is just a comedic genius, Sam is weirdly charismatic and fun to just listen to, trapp is so obviously mentally deranged but holding it together somehow and katie here plays her character so weirdly well that it actually makes me like her bits. Usually i'm not a huge fan of the "katie shits her pants and does a baby voice" type of humor or the "katie doesn't have emotions" opposite she sometimes has, but here it all just works out amazingly. this is just honestly one of the best scripts with the best cast to use it. next to everyone bagging on grant of course.

    • @loydtheliar5659
      @loydtheliar5659 Před rokem +36

      like honestly get Sam to be in more stuff. Sam, trapp and Brennan are your star talents

    • @NaughtyShepherd
      @NaughtyShepherd Před rokem

      @@loydtheliar5659 I was gonna say how rude it is to say that but I remembered you’re a liar.

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz Před rokem +3

      Deadpan is thoroughly underrated comedy. It's incredibly hard and she absolutely nails it

    • @loydtheliar5659
      @loydtheliar5659 Před rokem +1

      @@Ailieorz not always, but in this definitely

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 Před rokem

      @@Ailieorz I like her deadpan stuff, the katie goes nuts for attention and shits her pants sketches were alsways some of my least faveourite from college humour

  • @xander.mp5
    @xander.mp5 Před rokem +961

    Not only is Katie nigh impossible to break, but she also knocks the improv sections out of the park. The crying and the tone with which she delivered her lines were just so perfect.

  • @adamr2977
    @adamr2977 Před rokem +273

    The absolute best part of this was Sam trying to recall the actual first meeting and failing miserably at
    Every
    Single
    One

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 Před rokem +20

      Hey the first time was more or less correct sides the details
      The 2nd is a honest mistake because they wouldve had no reason to recognise each other and they didnt know each other
      The 3rd however lol lmao

    • @BigBossMonkeytE
      @BigBossMonkeytE Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@@erwannthietart3602brennans emphasis on the five in five years. Just a knife being turned. 10/10 chefs kiss

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@erwannthietart3602If the cousins thing is real, the first one is pretty bad too.

  • @adam346
    @adam346 Před rokem +62

    the absolute best part of the entire Dropout community is the fact they are willing to set each other up for a a gag... Grant and Sam being primary targets.

  • @luisvalenzuela9967
    @luisvalenzuela9967 Před rokem +680

    Is this another attempt by Grant to get revenge for the "True facts about Grant" bits.
    Also full transparency ever since seeing those episodes I think every sketch by Grant is a bid for revenge.

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai Před rokem +4

      Didn't Grant make those bits about himself?

    • @agustinvenegas5238
      @agustinvenegas5238 Před rokem +30

      @@9nikolai i think he did the second one in which the script clearly leads to everyone praising grant but the cast still find the way to shit on him

    • @mediocrespiderlad9078
      @mediocrespiderlad9078 Před rokem +5

      And they didn't a second segment of "True facts about Grant". It's only on their app but it's GOLDEN 👌🏽

    • @CompoundingTime
      @CompoundingTime Před rokem +11

      Oh yeah and it's somehow worse than the first. Hello 50

    • @PapaBPoppin
      @PapaBPoppin Před rokem +12

      @@CompoundingTime ok, sorry, I'm not super pedantic (narrorator: "he is.") but due to my absolute love of Brennan's completely dumbfounded delivery, its said
      "hello.... I'm.... Fiiiifty? ...that can't be right."
      Brennan'a got the greatest 'disbelief face' (and deliveries) of all of the college humor alums

  • @kirbyhypno2522
    @kirbyhypno2522 Před rokem +612

    Katie being sad no one remembers her, and then Sam actually forgetting that they're cousins at the end 😂

  • @bookdear
    @bookdear Před 3 měsíci +5

    Katie's reluctant "It's kiiiind of a long stooorryy..." got me every time!

  • @timothyanderson2166
    @timothyanderson2166 Před rokem +41

    The actual sincere rage on Brennan's face when they said prosciutto is just thin ham

  • @shovel2828
    @shovel2828 Před rokem +222

    I love how Katie’s “Yeeaah” when responding to “Did you know them as “the audience” at that point?” Because she sounds both offended and baffled by the question as if the only reasonable answer to that question is yes.

  • @raymundoii
    @raymundoii Před rokem +368

    Katie being stone-faced as ever, Brennan really getting into the lore of space pool, Trapp's timing, and Sam just being THE character in his own life.
    Really solid cast overall.
    Probably the most hilarious and the lowest point count I've seen of this.

  • @farkenshnoff4521
    @farkenshnoff4521 Před 7 měsíci +16

    Absolutely underrated line: "Now obviously when I became your employee is obviously when I became a full human being" *sam face-desking and slapping the table in shame*

  • @gaburearu
    @gaburearu Před rokem +90

    This is the closest to an all-star lineup. And Katie still dominated.

  • @Harmoniiiiii
    @Harmoniiiiii Před rokem +652

    I like how Katie always looks serious even when laughing

    • @d.n.3652
      @d.n.3652 Před rokem +9

      Hey, stop flirting with Katie

  • @rdarkstorm8414
    @rdarkstorm8414 Před rokem +656

    I'm glad this isn't just on Dropout now so I can leave a comment.
    The muppets are fantastic, hilarious people enjoy them, and Grant's words through Trapp's mouth were wrong

    • @PapaBPoppin
      @PapaBPoppin Před rokem +26

      I am so sad that dropout is missing two things
      A comment thread
      The little tag at the end to subscribe... Which, if I'm incorrect, PLEASE let me know - was performed by the writer of the sketch
      Now that's for the "CH Originals" clips, but still... I would try to guess who would pop up. Yeah, some are obvious, but there are enough surprises that I miss seeing 'em
      (Haha not like Ive dropped my sub to Dropout... Just waxing nostalgia ;))

    • @gasterg.continent3118
      @gasterg.continent3118 Před rokem +1

      I do believe you can also join via youtube and get all dropout content. I could be wrong

    • @rdarkstorm8414
      @rdarkstorm8414 Před rokem +14

      @@gasterg.continent3118 you can, but then I can't tell all my friends about how I have an app that's "like Netflix but worse"

    • @CDCHexaku
      @CDCHexaku Před rokem +4

      @@rdarkstorm8414 worse UI wise, but way better content

    • @rdarkstorm8414
      @rdarkstorm8414 Před rokem

      @@CDCHexaku I agree, but it's also their tagline lol

  • @myedits7160
    @myedits7160 Před rokem +36

    Katie absolutely killed it. Her ability to make a running gag only better and better was great.

  • @alexsheppard237
    @alexsheppard237 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Brennan having to force a joke because they were too excited to analyze the concept of space pool, incredible. I had to pause the video even before he said that because I was too excited to think about space pool as well and I made a drawing about it that I am very proud of. Three dimension non-average gravity pool is incredible as an idea I really really like it.

  • @jeremyachristensen
    @jeremyachristensen Před rokem +263

    This was like Breaking News all-stars. They went so long without laughing, while I'm dying over here. That last question to Brennan absolutely destroyed me

  • @HEELKAIJU
    @HEELKAIJU Před rokem +195

    I love how they got the FOUR HARDEST PEOPLE TO BREAK for this episode. It's great!

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau Před rokem +25

    @11:57 wasn't the icing on the cake, it was a WHOLE 'NOTHER CAKE!!!

  • @paulschuchts3837
    @paulschuchts3837 Před rokem +7

    Trap: "Prosciutto, for instance, is just thin ham."
    *Brennan's eyes burn with the fury of a New Yorker scorned*

  • @silverknightgamingkingdom4097

    Hearing the crew laugh while everyone on screen is still straight faced is beautiful

  • @AndromedaCripps
    @AndromedaCripps Před rokem +187

    This episode is so good because it’s so different 😂😂😂😂 no laughs until Katie’s improv steals the show, plus the impossible-to-plan reveal of Sam’s bad memory at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract Před 7 měsíci +14

    can we talk about how funny it was seeing brennan losing it over the fact that the "middle of a game of pool" was set up to be the beginning of a game of pool

  • @I_Like_Ike53
    @I_Like_Ike53 Před rokem +23

    I love how the people behind the camera laughed way more than the people on camera

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před rokem +5

      This episode was for the crew really

  • @TriStain69
    @TriStain69 Před rokem +36

    11:52 I was SO hoping Brennan would say "Um, actually, we met five years before that"

  • @Angelus9015
    @Angelus9015 Před rokem +146

    I’m actually one of the travelling audience for Katie. I’m disheartened that she couldn’t recognise me eventhough I caught her.

  • @TrashMaggie
    @TrashMaggie Před 3 měsíci +5

    The cast reaction to "we met five years before that" 11:52 is incredible

  • @emperortransman
    @emperortransman Před rokem +16

    Brennan starts talking and people start to laugh immediately but Katie only managed to get a few? She is so underappreciated

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle Před rokem +194

    Sam's complete and utter mortification at the end of this sketch makes my soul sing.

  • @KennyBky92
    @KennyBky92 Před rokem +142

    Everyone was holding it together. Then Katie started talking

  • @bonesfloodedwithdreams
    @bonesfloodedwithdreams Před 3 měsíci +3

    well, the good news is that the end segment was so mortifying for sam that he'll probably remember where he met everyone now

  • @misterbrick4276
    @misterbrick4276 Před rokem +49

    Katie seems morally invested

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans Před rokem +213

    Grant is still recovering from the absolute _BRUTALITY_ of his last appearance i take it?

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Před rokem +11

      There's been a ton of episodes since then, this is actually rather old. Dropout is well worth the 5 bucks for the dnd campaigns, this, and game changer

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před rokem +7

      @@lowkeylokii4205 And Dirty Laundry and Um, Actually.

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 Před rokem +2

      @@IceMetalPunk um actually was awesome at first but more often than not people cheese the game by taking shots in the dark tweaking other people's answers. The new one with lily is kinda funny, but (personal bias) I really only like seeing the main crew do stuff. I lose interest quickly when they get random cast in the mix

  • @Ace5004
    @Ace5004 Před rokem +183

    I love the pool table was set up specifically to get Brennan to rant about how it is clearly the middle of a game of pool.
    We all know Sam loves Brennan's tangents, like the rest of us.

  • @a.q.p.w
    @a.q.p.w Před rokem +43

    Let's get a whole show for "the first time I met Sam"

  • @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545

    This is definitely up there for one of the best episodes. Also, why is Katie SO good at crying???

  • @TehConqueror
    @TehConqueror Před rokem +111

    brennan at the end there living out everyone's fantasies of banishing their boss's soul into the shadow realm

  • @beanswater
    @beanswater Před rokem +40

    It's impressive that Sam not only went 0 for 3, he also got progressively more wrong from person to person.

  • @kiirogamesbase5892
    @kiirogamesbase5892 Před 6 měsíci +5

    She must have a REAL photographic memory to remember all our faces. Memory spaces that a phone couldn't beat.

  • @gobbelgub4031
    @gobbelgub4031 Před rokem +13

    5:46 brennan is fully dissociating

  • @i9incher
    @i9incher Před rokem +192

    I feel like this whole skit was designed specifically to anger Brennan and I'm all about it.

    • @CulixIII
      @CulixIII Před rokem +13

      The cuts to him reacting in the opening bit were a delight.

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve Před rokem +211

    It was kinda refreshing to see it take so long for someone to lose a point. Great cast this episode, I always love seeing the ones who are that tough to crack
    There's so much that makes this the best episode

    • @Hey-Its-Dingo
      @Hey-Its-Dingo Před rokem +9

      And then we have the newest episode, from a few weeks ago, where Amy Vorpal is in the 20s by a minute and a half into the video. lmao

  • @andrewrockwell1282
    @andrewrockwell1282 Před rokem +3

    So I was just on dropout watching through the Breaking News playlist on my lunch. This was the last episode I watched and I just had to come over and say thank you. It's been a tough week and this brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
    But actually Sam.. we've met before....

  • @DimeUhDozen
    @DimeUhDozen Před 2 měsíci +2

    I don't know why but the little head nod at 8:35 always slays me.

  • @warpedoutside
    @warpedoutside Před rokem +91

    Brennan's delivery of when they first met is comedy gold. 😂

  • @christopherverdery1294
    @christopherverdery1294 Před rokem +26

    Brennan not being able to make jokes simply because he got so excited about the mechanics of a 3D pool game is on brand.

  • @spencerraney4979
    @spencerraney4979 Před 7 měsíci +9

    I love how most of this video is just Grant laughing at the improv to his own script.

  • @shatterjack
    @shatterjack Před rokem +6

    this whole crew of the game shows and the dnd and improv just seems like such an amazing awesome group of people

  • @M3GAK1W1
    @M3GAK1W1 Před rokem +68

    This video is like 10 minutes of improv and edging before 2 minutes of glory