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Title: Why did the Pokemon devs do this?
Music Used: Pokemon Treasure Town theme and Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Gym Leader Theme.
Includes Pokemon Legends Arceus Gameplay!
#pokemon
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![I Know Where He Is [Pokémon Legends: Arceus Comic Dub]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CF9PMzMIKt0/mqdefault.jpg)
What is the one thing that doesn’t make sense in Pokémon?
Ever Grande city
🤔
The fact that only children over the age of 10 can have Pokémon, yet you occasionally fight children under the age of 10.
First
Rhydon being able to learn Surf
There's nothing wrong with a father protecting his child from some guy who just barged into his home and started throwing things at both of you.
LMAO
Things that can kidnap you in a couple of seconds no less.
yeah if anything he has the right to Grab his M1911... or Colt New Service... I don't know.
@@mileselon1339 GALLADE WITH GUN
@@BierBart12 welcome back to Vietnam boys
Technically Pokemon aging is a process completely separate from evolution, so in theory that gallade could be like 5 years old throwing a tantrum and the kirlia could be like 47
Very true.
Kirlia after their 6 ft toddler throws them across the temple: DON'T YOU TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!
So its a short mother with her tall son?
Lol
@@priscillaayusrirezeki6901 or father, cuz yea we don't know the kirlia's gender lol
I like to think that Gallade found an orphan Pokémon wandering around in the temple and just decided he was gonna protect it with his life
Wholesome
Sounds like a Lone Wolf and Cub atmosphere, and you would be wise to stay FAR away if you value your life.
Could be his daughter or the future head of the gardevoir/gallade tribe and he's her designated guardian for an excursion to the temple
DESTROY DA ORPHAN!!
Same.
Alternative interpretation: You're picking up your date for prom night and Gallade is the overprotective dad with a shotgun.
Plot twist: Your actually there to pick up the dad for a date.
@@kingyeetus5901 yeah bbg but lemme get a price of ya dad real quick
Alternative: The kirlia is male (50% of the time they are so)
@@leavesofpaper346 ok and
@@kazazalea7747 and it could be crossdressing which is both sick and wrong :sick:
Im kinda sick of people forgetting that Fathers exists :/
The Kirlia was OBVIOUSLY Gallade's child
At least that’s what she has to tell the police.
@@michaelchallis4129 Im not english ur comment confuses me
@@michaelchallis4129 NO.
Fathers? What are those?
So ho is kirlia mom
I love how that Kirlia could be the Gallade's daughter/ son, mate or parent and we can only assume, because Pokémon evolution has nothing to do with age.
"DON'T TOUCH MY DADDY/MOMMA!!"
Facts
Plot twist: Kirlia is Gallade's mom
In that case there used to be at least three of them. Did the gallade evolve by murdering family members?
@@Kirbyeggz Double Plot Twist: Kirlia is his dad
Everyone out here assuming the Kirlia is underage, maybe he's just waiting for his shiny stone bro
I agree! 😂
Kirlia also evolves into gardevior by level up, clearly not exercising regularly.
Or gardevoir femboy
Evolution doesn’t mean age as seen by an elderly treecko in the anime, for all we know kirlia could be the 40 yo pedo and gallade the underage 10 yo
@@miguelmialichi6367 wait a gardevoir can't be a femboy, it would be a femboy gallade
That gallade is a protective father who knows what people do to members of his evolution line and wants you to leave his daughter alone.
actually,thats true
THANK YOU
I remember seeing something that said people actually marry Pokémon in the time that Pokémon legends arceus takes place, so i can't really blame Gallade for acting like that
or brother, lets not assume genders
Pokémon diamond and pearl there once was a time where Pokémon sat at the dinner table with humans
Wtf you talkin bout?he just protecting his precious daughter
Mama gardevoir found a way out,but couldn't get back in
You forgot the son who is hiding.
shes not locked out. clearly she works full time and the father is staying home to watch the children
@@LionWithAGun we stan a stay at home dad!
Uhh can Gallade and Kirlia learn Teleport?
@@Yushen-ep1qo yes
who knows maybe the gallade was just a kirlia that found a shiny rock and touched it on accident so instead of 2 kirlias now theres a gallade.
and he’s super angry about it 💀
Yessss
No joke, I was trying to capture a Kirlia during a mass outbreak once, and some Chad of a Gallade LITERALLY jumped in front of it and got in three turns before my Pokemon had the chance to move once. The Kirlia fled the scene while the battle raged. It was, coincidentally, the very last Kirlia in that outbreak.
Aww that gallade saved its little brother how nice!!
@@minefish It WAS positively heroic, I'll give him that.
@@grass7864 what an absolute legend.
Chad big bro gallade
Literally noped you right there.
Fun fact, the Ralts family line can learn teleport. Now we know how they got in.
He is a guardian of the discord mods facility
Nah Regigigigigigigigigas is to chad for that
69 likes not gonna change that🤣
@@jojoreference945 Regigigachad
@@lelmemz4481 A fighting type
I like to think that Gallade is an overprotective older brother, and Kirlia is his little brother who he care about alot
Edit: stop having a war in the replies, Kirlias can be male, get over it
WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING KIRLIA IS A MALE?!?! SICK CROSSDRESSER :SICK:
@@pyroflare7774 dude nothing is wrong with crossdressing -_-
@@pyroflare7774 why are you assuming kirlia is a female? where do you think gallades come from? out of thin air?
@@bigtacotime4382 I'm talking about that specific one in the video
@@retro_geometry6050 it's sick and WRONG
So yeah, this was basically me playing through Pokemon Legends Arceus, 25% of the time I'm enjoying myself, and adventuring and the other 75% I'm all like: "For the love of fucking christ, leave me the hell alone!"
*Shinx enters the chat*
Space-Time rift appears
Me: Oh, I'm gonna pick up stuff there and maybe catch some Pokemon
How it ends all the time:
Current Objective: Survive
... Makes me get flashback's from paras
@@vladprus4019 for items, once you see it says that it's about to appear, fast travel to a camp, empty your inventory of everything except pokeballs. Then go to where the rift will appear, get on wyrdeer and run around gathering items. I've gotten a good amount of shards, money items, and evolution items doing that
@@vladprus4019 Nah, Some fucking trio of ursarings or floatzels shows up attempting to mug the shit outta you.
Lmao there’s this incredible powerful Pokémon, and a child in the room just waiting there
The thing is Lv70 and I caught it for my living dex because i didn't have a dawn stone.
When you walk in the room
“FBI open up!!”
Yoooo soba didn't expect to find you here.
Maybe his offspring?
It's bring your daughter to work day.
"His egirl kitten" dude, I'm pretty sure that's his daugther 😂. Either that or that's his older sister and he's just an overgorwn 11 year old boy.
Or the gallade’s little sister. Actually, Ralts and Kirlias can be any gender. So it might be the gallade’s son too, or little bro
since evolution and age are not directly linked in pokemon that Kirlia could even be the grandfather of the Gallade for all we know
@@DJSylvie STOP PROMOTING CROSSDRESSING
@@pyroflare7774 they're not promoting crossdressing,kirlia,ralts,and even gardevoir can be male,it's canon in pokemon 😂
@Deseon the RPG Mage crying over my name? Tf is your name supposed to mean,
...I mean, that makes perfect sense to me. He's basically a dad, and you see a lot of kid 'mons super close to an Alpha at several points before this encounter.
Also I legit find it funny, so, yeah. XD
When I got there on my playthrough... Gallade was just chilling inside the wall, having a good time.
you found the rock steel type hisuain gallade???
Hmm, W A L L
This is their home and you’re invading lol
"He said he was unarmed. Well I shot him anyways"
- Gallade
This is the beauty of the new Pokémon Playstyle in my opinion. Weird Pokémon placements like these make you think and phantasize about a backstory of why it's in this location. Reminds me of the feeling I had as a child.
Got this guy shiny when I first met him, heard the sparkles when I was doing the door puzzle.
Kinda sus that your first thought was that Kirlia was Gallade’s partner instead of his son/daughter 🤨
I was about to comment this exact same thing, glad to see I'm not the only one who thought that lol
not really. considering the sick twisted world we live in, it's not completely unreasonable for that to be someone's first thought.
gallade aint a dc mod, he too thin
I tell you this game put the fear of Arceus in me. I now feel anxiety whenever I hear kricketunes call.
My head canon is that the Kirlia in there is the Gallade’s daughter and he’s protecting her
I remember seeing it for the first time and it was glitched in the wall. Couldn't catch or enable a battle with it.
Me too. Tried to make it disappear completely. Didn’t work.
Getting ambushed by the Alpha Gallade happened to me on the first visit. But I also found out later he's a regular Alpha.
Hmaz: “Oh Jesus in a boat!!”
Me: I’m using that now 😂
I rarely ever faced alphas in the main story bc i didn't want my team to be overleveled af
WEIRDO
understandable
@@pyroflare7774 uno reverse card
@@pyroflare7774 look who says that
I mean
They can teleport, right? They learn teleport? Probably just the Alpha Gallade training his son in the temple, or guiding him through since the Kirlia was scared.
It's highly important to remember that every moment of cruelty in Legends Arceus was forged by the intense revenge the devs had for every single time someone bitched about pokemon being too easy and holding your hand.
He keeps spawning inside a pillar next to the stairs, for me. Not very intimidating.
I mean they can learn Teleport so like, they make their own exit. They just like it there because they're protected from the cold mountain winds.
Nah thats just a papa gallade and his daughter, then that temple is their house and ofc who wouldnt get angry if someone broke into your house
I'm more concerned about why Gallade was there stalking a Kirlia...
who are you to judge? if a father wants to protect his child from some random guy in their house throwing balls at them then i'd definitely side with him.
I mean... both those Pokemon can learn Teleport. That would explain why they're in there.
My galade was protecting a raltz instead of kirlia
Gallade's just protecting his daughter
Gallade is watching his child practice so they can perform for the mother
I caught this man, he is very useful to my team and also his name is tim
Gallade: Mom, when are when going home?
Kirlia: Not until you kill that human for dinner.
Gallade is a great pokemon. Can't believe this insult. (Joke)
I like gallade (not joke)
@@mr_scream4934 Yeah me too. I just ment the "I can't believe this insult part"
@@roletboy yeah I know he's just really cool
Hmaz has unlocked the widescreen format, we're all in trouble
I mean he’s probably been stuck in there with that kirila since I was a egg sooo
First thing I did when I saw him was throw an ultra ball, and now he is apart of my team.
What is the problem with a father taking his child sight seeing?
I caught that Gallade when I first stumbled upon him. It was a nice sight bc I didn’t have a Gallade at the time.
Seeing Gallade and Kirlia locked in a ruin is almost as surprising as seeing Psychic Psychos and Major Psychic Psychos in the Lava Springs in EarthBound
damn, can't even protect my kids anymore ;-;
Actually I like it. It adds to the dungeon feel I got from the whole Temple.
When I saw that kirlia I really wanted to catch it but that stupid galade nearly killed me
The sonic adventures at the end 😂😂
i found a shiny ralts chilling right next to that gallade
most stressful stealth mission in pokemon
Always thought of him as a guardian of the temple
"Galade is Discord mod."
Me: wouldn't that mean he would attack the young karlia instead because discord mods are famously pedophilic?
Literally encountered the same Gallade for the first time last night, but the Kirlia was actually a Ralts
When the child points out the bully during parent teacher conference:
LOL
i really love gallade,its one of my favorite pokemon and this makes me love him even more🤣
SAAMME
That Galade is the temple janitor and the Kirlia is his daughter. It was bring your kid to work day
"And I'm being harassed by a discord mod." I LOST IT.
0:31 the second toy in the middle left looks like sprigatito
"Jesus in a boat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny thing is that when I was going through the first time he was stuck in a wall like my shiny zoura was stuck in a rock and I couldn't catch it...
I feel like the Kirlia is probably the Gallade's sibling or something
Lol I remember catching that alpha gallade.
free rent, the landlords died due to the mold spores
I saw Gallade's eye glowing, immediately opened Ultra Moon and renamed mine Raiden
Gallade:*Tanjirou voice* stay away from my SISTEEEEEEEERR
He's waiting for her to turn 18
When I first entered the room he was partially trapped inside the wall and I just... Walked past
Gallade and his daughter are attacking you because you enter without permission and looking like a thief.
this was the one and only time i have ever been jumpscared in a pokemon game, that guy was literally on that corner's edge when i walked up those stairs.
i dont trust corners now,
know... might be his daughter and he just a protective father
Dzeeff the Spheal was a wholesome cameo, but Attackatosh the Gallade is cursed as all hell.
He F-ing the kirlia
POV:GALLADE WAITING KIRLIA TO EVOLVE IN GARDEVOIR
That live & learn at the end tho lol
He's protecting his daughter from being captured, can't blame him.
Therapist:
Galladp445 isnt real, he cant hurt you
Galladp445:
Look Gallade was just reliving his tutu phase
When I went through there he had spawned inside the corner
Aggroing him caused him to clip further into the walls until I couldn't even huck anything at him
I just thought the gallade was protecting his daughter/son and not
That
Protective big brother.
The first time I went there he was glitched into the wall so we couldn't attach each other.
You may have unlocked the door on the other side the moment you unlocked your side too.
I'm pretty sure galade can be about the same level as a kirlia and thus very likely the same age.
Loved the music at the end🥰.
*That said parent when their child points out the classroom bully*
When I entered the temple he was glitched into the wall corner of the room LMAO
Plot twist, that Kirlia is the Gallade's son.
Murdering a Pokémon with words aside, that’s not a discord mod in his kitten, that’s a father and their child, have some respect!
Personally I think of the kirlia as a sort of temple maiden and the gallade as a guardian of the temple
Gallade actually rounded out well my team. And it was that exact one. I called him White Knight XD
Gallade went papa wolf on you with that Kirlia.
Boss, you just killed a child!
Gallade, hiding inside the temple: It's gonna be so funny bro trust me
I'm cracking up "egirl kitten" and I don't know WHY