Bill O'Reilly's '98 Novel Is Rich With Foreshadowing

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  • čas přidán 20. 04. 2017
  • You don't have to Google 'Bill O'Reilly' to read about a television journalist who gets fired from his comfy network gig. It's all in his 1998 novel 'Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder.'
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  • @virgenfj
    @virgenfj Před 7 lety +1299

    "Or as they are affectionately known as... the plaintiffs." 😂😂😂😂👏

  • @gilliankoh2021
    @gilliankoh2021 Před 7 lety +236

    You can tell by the head control while spinning that he actually knows how to dance. Sweet moves, Mr Colbert.

    • @MsBettyRubble
      @MsBettyRubble Před 7 lety +6

      Gillian Koh I know! Isn't that awesome? I love Stephen.

    • @1loveland974
      @1loveland974 Před 7 lety +6

      Gillian Koh I think he went to a performance art college but I could be wrong

    • @blackmoon9793
      @blackmoon9793 Před 7 lety +9

      Gillian Koh He graduated from Northwestern with a degree in theatre.

    • @PABWECG
      @PABWECG Před 7 lety +10

      He's been on Broadway, as a singer, dancer, and actor, so yeah he can dance.

  • @maxofaramanth
    @maxofaramanth Před 7 lety +983

    "I guess someone has to touch it..." - that was perfect!

  • @tsukiji_wasabi3722
    @tsukiji_wasabi3722 Před 7 lety +562

    I freaking love it when Colbert gets his groove on

  • @anthonyjackson2987
    @anthonyjackson2987 Před 7 lety +1870

    When Stephen Colbert's dance moves are better than yours

    • @afteroutertalesans933
      @afteroutertalesans933 Před 7 lety +7

      Anthony Jackson i KNOW ;-;

    • @FakeMoonRocks
      @FakeMoonRocks Před 7 lety +2

      Closeted homosexual.

    •  Před 7 lety +2

      You should watch the clip when he dances like Mick Jagger in Howard Stern Show.

    • @psistis80
      @psistis80 Před 7 lety +3

      Imagine Johnny Carson dancing like that.

    • @ChannelStarface
      @ChannelStarface Před 7 lety +18

      Bill O'Reilly jus got mothafuckin served

  • @BeroBob
    @BeroBob Před 7 lety +331

    I really want a "Stephen Colbert's 'just kidding' moments" compilation video...

    • @Neravine
      @Neravine Před 7 lety +31

      Best delivery in late night.

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 Před 6 lety +5

      With Trump it is kind of easy: List what every normal president has done in a similar situation. Pause. Say "just kidding". Tell what he actually did.

  • @andromidius
    @andromidius Před 7 lety +964

    $25 million for getting fired? The world is insane.

    • @FionaOfMountLawley
      @FionaOfMountLawley Před 7 lety +12

      @andromidius Everyone knew that he would sail away on a golden para-sail. There are probably still plenty of potential plaintiffs out there. We may have the process of him being nickel and dimed into the parish workhouse to come.

    • @MrChampManager
      @MrChampManager Před 7 lety +9

      how much more than that didn't he make to the news corp and the executives?
      I don't like him, but he did make a lot of money talking shit

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 Před 7 lety +17

      A few years ago there was a story about a CEO who was fired because he, and this was the quote I read, "lacked intellectual leadership". And he couldn't have been THAT stupid because he walked off with a $26 million golden parachute.

    • @katakisLives
      @katakisLives Před 7 lety +32

      The reason why they are giving Bill such a massive payout for firing him is because technically he hasn't been charged with anything yet therefore they cannot cite accusations from an ongoing investigation as a reason for his dismissal and because his current contract is not yet up (presumably) they are in effect buying him out of his contract.

    • @Revealed7X
      @Revealed7X Před 7 lety +10

      $13 million for getting Bill O Reilly to come on to you. Hold my beer...

  • @GabbyCamilleri
    @GabbyCamilleri Před 7 lety +749

    lmao his dancing is everything

    • @NYYBBTeam
      @NYYBBTeam Před 7 lety +5

      gabby , Colbert is smug and obnoxious. This is all about ratings. I do not know any facts of the allegations but hate it when Colbert and others go national against anyone. I hate the late night shows.

    • @jackacid6422
      @jackacid6422 Před 7 lety +22

      NYYBBTeam Oh fuck off would ya?Papa bear is gone bye bye, too bad so sad. Go cry in your bible snowflake and let us just rejoice in the demise of a truly useless pile of shit.

    • @dananezat
      @dananezat Před 7 lety +13

      " i don't know any facts of the allegations" you are right. you don't know shit.

    • @houdamoujahid5027
      @houdamoujahid5027 Před 7 lety

      Раи са Никитина x
      XXx

    • @houdamoujahid5027
      @houdamoujahid5027 Před 7 lety

      Xxx

  • @madelineo4128
    @madelineo4128 Před 7 lety +47

    Stephen's dance moves will never fail to make me smile

  • @pokerandphilosophy8328
    @pokerandphilosophy8328 Před 7 lety +1282

    Maybe O'Reilly will replace Steve Banon as Trump's strategic adviser and female White House staff handler.

    • @SocialGore
      @SocialGore Před 7 lety +29

      Seriously though, Trump has already offered him some sort of position. I guarantee it.

    • @penitent2401
      @penitent2401 Před 7 lety +19

      no, the female White House staff handler job is Trump's and Trump's alone, god help anyone who comes between him and that job + tic tacs.

    • @Mimi-cq4bg
      @Mimi-cq4bg Před 7 lety +6

      Emiscary1 what do you tell oreillys wife when you see her with two black eyes?
      nothing. bill already told her twice.

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose Před 7 lety +14

      Nah, I heard Trump's pretty hands-on in that department.

    • @thomasromaru365
      @thomasromaru365 Před 7 lety +9

      Yeah but he's going to need help, he has such tiny hands...

  • @gurpreetsingh793
    @gurpreetsingh793 Před 7 lety +830

    *Welcome to the Late Show. I'm your host, Steve and cold bear.*

    • @serahdusky
      @serahdusky Před 7 lety +10

      Gurpreet Singh MAtharoo step hen cold bear

    • @Whitebeard79outOfRus
      @Whitebeard79outOfRus Před 7 lety +11

      ))) it's not "cold bear", it's a "call-bear" - like "call-girl" only "bear"

    • @chasingstardust2522
      @chasingstardust2522 Před 7 lety +29

      I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "coal-bear"

    • @serahdusky
      @serahdusky Před 7 lety +11

      Haha step hen call bear ))

    • @C-Ra
      @C-Ra Před 7 lety +17

      Lately I've been needing Steve and cold beer 🍺...

  • @justalurkr
    @justalurkr Před 7 lety +187

    Colbert needs to do more physical comedy. Brilliant!

    • @higherground711
      @higherground711 Před 6 lety +1

      I thought he's done at least one movie. Am I wrong? Stephen would be awesome in comedy movies, hell any movie!

    • @kiddalingur
      @kiddalingur Před 6 lety

      @ James Barton
      Check out Stephens Acting Credit on Imdb (Internet Movie Data Base)
      imdb.com/name/nm0170306/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

  • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
    @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 Před 7 lety +1434

    Bill O'Reilly is what happens when xenophobia and Viagra become one.

    • @genuinelyshort1747
      @genuinelyshort1747 Před 7 lety +21

      ew. but true

    • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
      @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 Před 7 lety +27

      +Sherlockcipher haha yep! Colbert, John Oliver, Sam Bee, Bill Maher, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, SNL - there's just too much good comedy to binge!!!

    • @davidkrocks
      @davidkrocks Před 7 lety +1

      God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon -LOL

    • @smcg8504
      @smcg8504 Před 7 lety

      God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon no one else think the fact that the women who accused bill of sexual harassment took these "payoffs" instead of having him prosecuted or fired at the time is an Absolute disgrace?

    • @emersonandrews7308
      @emersonandrews7308 Před 7 lety +22

      +smcg I imagine they thought he was too powerful and had too much support from Fox News at the time to win their cases, so they may have decided it was more worth it to take the money and avoid being publicly harassed and humiliated by O'Reily and his supporters. It's only recently that people have taken the accusations against famous men like Cosby and Ailes and the like seriously and stood with the victims.

  • @cheapnchic3390
    @cheapnchic3390 Před 7 lety +755

    😂😂😂 Stephen dance moves

  • @simoneroberto6204
    @simoneroberto6204 Před 7 lety +114

    Strap in for the next two-part Tarantino movie, "Bill's Kills".

  • @socrappyicoulddie
    @socrappyicoulddie Před 7 lety +678

    Fuck, this was a great monologue.

    • @mikes333
      @mikes333 Před 7 lety +47

      Welcome to the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, this must be your first time here! ;-)

    • @derrickdezmond8214
      @derrickdezmond8214 Před 7 lety +8

      Mike S Trevor noah and Stephen Colbert should do a collab

    • @TerrificLittleSunday
      @TerrificLittleSunday Před 7 lety +2

      I normally don't like it - it's too dark and unfunny - but Colbert seems happy and like he's having fun here. it's much better.

    • @daveydoodle1916
      @daveydoodle1916 Před 7 lety

      socrappyicoulddie Why?

  • @brigidann23
    @brigidann23 Před 7 lety +112

    ...and just like that, Stephen Colbert​ created about 25 new GIFs...

    • @BizyGi
      @BizyGi Před 7 lety +6

      Doctor English It's actually pronounced GIF.

    • @jarjarkinks1362
      @jarjarkinks1362 Před 7 lety +8

      Doctor English You can pronounce it as "GIF" or "GIF", personally, I prefer "GIF."

    • @Laser0rick
      @Laser0rick Před 6 lety +3

      Jayden Worden Nah, definitely pronounced "GIF"

  • @ImJakeSrsly
    @ImJakeSrsly Před 7 lety +94

    Ha, "Hello handsome!" -- Reference from 'Young Frankenstein', love it.

  • @alexernst9448
    @alexernst9448 Před 7 lety +107

    The band's getting noticeably better at their timing.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 Před 7 lety +19

      Takes time. The began in 2015, it always takes time for shows to settle and this is now coming to the two year mark when they launched with Stephen, so things have settled down and they are very very good.

    • @QueenMegaera
      @QueenMegaera Před 6 lety

      I've noticed that too.

  • @nickrct
    @nickrct Před 7 lety +36

    Colbert has been straight up SAVAGE recently. Love it!!

  • @byron3328
    @byron3328 Před 7 lety +41

    I watched Stephen dance at least six times

  • @amelali741
    @amelali741 Před 7 lety +41

    Could we stop for a sec and appreciate his dance moves 😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 Před 7 lety +91

    "Hello handsome"... HA! Young Frankenstein ref. Nice.

  • @Sexyade
    @Sexyade Před 7 lety +30

    Stephen snuck into my heart and I'm loving every minute 😍😂

  • @frozentaho206
    @frozentaho206 Před 7 lety +56

    Seriously, though, O'Reilly is an awful writer. His prose is so pedestrian.

  • @mystery8001
    @mystery8001 Před 7 lety +89

    Stephen is savage.....I LOVE it ...👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

  • @user-hv1km8rs7s
    @user-hv1km8rs7s Před 7 lety +233

    stephen is savage hahaha

    • @ahnobi
      @ahnobi Před 7 lety +2

      Eunice you bet!😂he went in😎on oreilly🌠🏇

    • @user-hv1km8rs7s
      @user-hv1km8rs7s Před 7 lety +28

      Basically means he's bad ass and will talk about anyone. Say things people may be thinking but won't say lol, but he says it in a way thats makes me gasp and laugh at the same time

    • @domodomo421
      @domodomo421 Před 7 lety +5

      #TheMoreYouKnow ⭐🌈

    • @davidshrem526
      @davidshrem526 Před 7 lety

      Most likely an idiot, and clown.

    • @cyanyah
      @cyanyah Před 7 lety +1

      Eunice lighten up

  • @annec8127
    @annec8127 Před 7 lety +8

    I adore Stephen's willingness to look silly. He's amazing.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 7 lety +429

    Bill O'Reilly can finally retire and join Roger Ailes in his palace on Tatooine. Until he's crushed by a mechanical gate activated by Luke Skywalker.

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum Před 7 lety +28

      Na, both will have a job in the White House before the end of the year, watch.

    • @osobaeniola1695
      @osobaeniola1695 Před 7 lety +25

      Flintstoned saddest part is that is actually possible...

    • @OnwardSoldier
      @OnwardSoldier Před 7 lety +2

      Dont forget Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner!!!!

    • @lindadumas8642
      @lindadumas8642 Před 7 lety +4

      OnwardSoldier And Donald Trump!

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic Před 7 lety +14

      KingOfMadCows If there is any justice, a woman in a gold bikini will strangle him to death with a chain.

  • @MonolJibberish
    @MonolJibberish Před 7 lety +24

    Gonna be honest Stephen I'm disappointed you didn't get Jon Stewart to throw a Going Away Party for Bill O'Reilly.

  • @KingHarambe_RIP
    @KingHarambe_RIP Před 7 lety +10

    The comments on Stephen's dancing are interesting pieces of evidence showing how many fans he's picked up over time. I think it's great! For those who don't know, he used to dance all the time and start his show with it back when it began in 2015.

    • @kenner116
      @kenner116 Před 7 lety

      I still prefer Conan's moves.

  • @Popsfresh
    @Popsfresh Před 7 lety +151

    Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill O'Reilly

    • @jackmanfamsquad
      @jackmanfamsquad Před 7 lety +9

      Francis Underwood
      Who will be the next Bill to go down ?!

    • @robertmoss9897
      @robertmoss9897 Před 7 lety +41

      JWJ. Bill of Rights seems to be in the A G 's proverbial crosshairs.

    • @SirCraigie
      @SirCraigie Před 7 lety +21

      rip Bill Nye

    • @twentysixand6228
      @twentysixand6228 Před 6 lety +5

      This is funny on a video about foreshadowing

    • @ItRemindMeOfHome
      @ItRemindMeOfHome Před 6 lety +4

      I think the pattern is that all three are rich and famous men.

  • @bhaminilakshminarayan1812

    "You know something's wrong when Kid Rock is the dignified one." Truth

  • @haydeemorales818
    @haydeemorales818 Před 7 lety +49

    I love this man !

  • @JasbirKaur-rm3lx
    @JasbirKaur-rm3lx Před 7 lety +2

    when he starts dancing i was just done!!! rotfl🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylaninpieces2
    @dylaninpieces2 Před 7 lety +19

    Stephen Colbert confirmed for Just Dance 2018

  • @AnexoRialto
    @AnexoRialto Před 7 lety +28

    Watch got your back Stephen! Don't worry, Bill O'Reilly moves a lot slower than you. You should be able to see him coming.

    • @Amenti_H
      @Amenti_H Před 7 lety +2

      Greg K
      …or hear him. if he'll do it the usual way - over the phone.

  • @breakingdan
    @breakingdan Před 7 lety +21

    He's got the moves like Ellen.

  • @NeilCrouse99
    @NeilCrouse99 Před 7 lety +4

    *He's like the natural dancer you see at weddings or graduation dances or something. He's got such a seemingly effortless way of being naturally symmetrical with his moves, he just flows. I WISH I could move like him,...* *: )*

  • @tiffaniclause4454
    @tiffaniclause4454 Před 7 lety +3

    Wow.., he got moves! You should be invited to all the party's.

  • @camih1715
    @camih1715 Před 7 lety +394

    Whenever we're in a serious crisis and there's a matter of national security that needs to be taken care of, you can always count on President Trump to not handle it in an appropriate and mature way or to just completely ignore it.

    • @MichaelAronson
      @MichaelAronson Před 7 lety +35

      To be fair, there is no North Korean crisis. NK does the same thing every year. It's just that this year Trump was stupid and almost took the bait.

    • @lettylunasical4766
      @lettylunasical4766 Před 7 lety +17

      Luckily the Armada went the wrong way, rofl.

    • @alexturlais8558
      @alexturlais8558 Před 7 lety +5

      well I'm very thankful for that. if trump did handle it 'properly' (his version), we'd be in nuclear war right now.

    • @BandC777
      @BandC777 Před 7 lety +2

      Cami H Our worst crisis was Hillary's unencrypted personal device getting hacked by 5 foreign governments and getting our drone strike coordinations and times, along with other classified info.

    • @MichaelAronson
      @MichaelAronson Před 7 lety +27

      "Our worst crisis was Hillary's unencrypted personal device getting hacked"
      Oh, was that the worst crisis? Not WWII? Not Pearl Harbor? Not the Civil War or the Trail of Tears, but Hillary Clinton's e-mails?

  • @seagullshame
    @seagullshame Před 7 lety +14

    Those who have watched the credits of any episode of Strangers With Candy know about Stephen's moves.

    • @TardyTardigrade
      @TardyTardigrade Před 7 lety +4

      They need to bring that show back. The whole cast was hilarious.

  • @mineMissHellsing
    @mineMissHellsing Před 7 lety +547

    Somehow I want to see Bill going on a mad vengeance hunt and start killing TV people left and right. It'd be a good supervillain story. Then to stop Mad Bill, Jon and Stephen would finally have to become the superheroes they were meant to be, Batwart and Nightbert.

    • @mineMissHellsing
      @mineMissHellsing Před 7 lety +21

      Also starring John Oracle, Beewoman and Tremian Nayne, and as allies to the family, Catmeyers and Balia al Youssef. ................ I'm sorry. I had to.

    • @Kroama
      @Kroama Před 7 lety +1

      mineMissHellsing Was that a pun? ;3

    • @CamelDance
      @CamelDance Před 7 lety +1

      +

    • @trapez77
      @trapez77 Před 7 lety

      mineMissHellsing Facebook live killer 2 the sequel

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Před 7 lety +10

      mineMissHellsing Their battle would be legendary.

  • @scsc98
    @scsc98 Před 7 lety +22

    steven you got the beat!!!!

  • @owaishanzarakhan6956
    @owaishanzarakhan6956 Před 7 lety +7

    Bye Bill. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. AND yeah one more thing, FU. Bye bye now.

  • @bananatube6004
    @bananatube6004 Před 7 lety +6

    The fact that Bill has been on air for so long is BANANAS!

  • @Baribrotzer
    @Baribrotzer Před 7 lety +54

    I'm glad to hear that there's a portrait of Hillary Clinton in the White House.
    That way, when Trump gets to the point of talking to the pictures, he can say, "I am the President. I am not a crook. I am not a puppet, you're the puppet......"

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan Před 7 lety +3

      "S'up, Donny?"

    • @shakemaster2844
      @shakemaster2844 Před 5 lety

      Reminds me of the Dan Aykroyd SNL skit as Nixon talking to the other president portaits

  • @deeshan9844
    @deeshan9844 Před 7 lety +2

    THANK YOU STEPHEN COLBERT! I've honestly had one of the worst days of my life but 0:30-0:50 made me laugh out loud unexpectedly and forget all that for a moment. Thank you for the joy you bring to us. Clever, witty and informational...you're the best.

  • @jayzenitram9621
    @jayzenitram9621 Před 7 lety +6

    We're living through Idiocracy right now. That's not even a joke but an observation.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety +2

      Bugman_oO For the umpteenth time, Trump is not white trash!
      He is ORANGE trash.
      Unless you were talking about Pence and Sessions and the like, in which case I apologize, you are correct.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 7 lety

      Bugman_oO For the umpteenth time, Trump is not white trash!
      He is ORANGE trash.
      Unless you were talking about Pence and Sessions and the like, in which case I apologize, you are correct.

  • @scattygirl1
    @scattygirl1 Před 7 lety +7

    He's so tidy, always putting away his imaginary props.

  • @carinej8163
    @carinej8163 Před 7 lety +2

    What a great message to men and women everywhere that firing O'Reilly was. Sexual harassment is never okay.

  • @gregruland1934
    @gregruland1934 Před 7 lety +140

    I love you Stephen

  • @songbird9444
    @songbird9444 Před 7 lety +7

    😂😂😂This was awesome..Love you Stephen !!..doing a great job 👍❤

  • @lauriejean9306
    @lauriejean9306 Před 7 lety +3

    I have already rewatched the dancing moment more than 10 times

  • @chrisnenshati7400
    @chrisnenshati7400 Před 7 lety +3

    Did anyone see how clutch that catch was @2:42

  • @REBELLOGIC
    @REBELLOGIC Před 7 lety +2

    Those dance moves caught me off guard 😂👌🏼what a stud

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 7 lety +8

    Yeah.. my backyard bunker isn't so funny now, is it? My stockpile of guns? that room packed to the top with military grade canned chili? My stockpile of 70's era Penthouse?
    Yeah.. yeah not laughing now, are ya?
    My tricolor wig, and strategic supply of clown makup, whoopie cushions and long, thin balloons ensure that when the end comes.. I'll be the one laughing! Laughing and laughing!
    Luckily, I can fit way more people into the bunker than you'd think.. you open the door and dozens and dozens of us just keep piling out. Some of us come out twice, I'm sure.

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 Před 7 lety +1

      New Message you know have me thinking if vault tec in the fall out universe ever just made a vault with tons of clowns

  • @annacarr2957
    @annacarr2957 Před 7 lety +59

    God this guy is amazing!

    • @davelang2957
      @davelang2957 Před 7 lety +2

      Anna Carr
      He is very cool and funny!

  • @cmpsgirl78
    @cmpsgirl78 Před 7 lety

    "Somebody's got to touch it" I needed that so much!!!! OMG 😂

  • @samzi9299
    @samzi9299 Před 7 lety +18

    I won't be surprised at all if Trump hires him in the white house

  • @frankchiu5873
    @frankchiu5873 Před 7 lety +5

    Yup, that's reeling!

  • @MrZaborskii
    @MrZaborskii Před 7 lety +9

    Colbert: "President Trump met in the Oval Office with the joint chiefs, the head of the CIA, the national security adviser, and the secretary of state."
    Me: "Oh no!"
    Colbert: "I'm kidding. He met with Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent."
    Me: "Whew! Someone relatively qualified. I mean, at least Sarah Palin can see Russia from her window. That puts her leagues above anyone Trump picked for his cabinet."

  • @artmchugh9283
    @artmchugh9283 Před 7 lety +20

    Steven! Pretty fly ! for a white guy !😄

  • @jcool5995
    @jcool5995 Před 7 lety

    Thank you Mr. Colbert. You keep us sane in this insane world.

  • @dellayassine
    @dellayassine Před 7 lety +4

    5:08
    Damn it Colbert! You got me.

  • @nancyperez2190
    @nancyperez2190 Před 7 lety +67

    goose step for us Stephen 😂😍

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware Před 7 lety +2

      Those were the same dance moves that Colbert used in his tribute to Get Lucky www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa5_1375956384

    • @MsSallycullen
      @MsSallycullen Před 7 lety

      ArgonTheAware Amazing video thanks for sharing....

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware Před 7 lety +1

      It certainly taught Daft Punk a lesson in canceling their appearance on his show, especially when Colbert got a lot bigger stars to be in that video instead

    • @tealmacfarlane
      @tealmacfarlane Před 7 lety

      ArgonTheAware Daft Punk was forced to cancel by Viacom. Despite owning both networks, they wouldn't allow Daft Punk on Colbert Report because they were supposed to perform at the MTV Music Video Awards, and they wanted it to be exclusive.

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware Před 7 lety +1

      And it certainly taught Daft Punk about dealing with Viacom, not to mess with "being exclusive" didn't it? Colbert got a lot more out of that video than they did from being on the VMA, especially since he was able to use appearances from Fallon, Rose, America's Got Talent and others to get much more exposure than they did

  • @mushnoodle
    @mushnoodle Před 7 lety +1

    Stephens facial expression after he read that book section is the best summary and review it can have.

  • @dougbreese2238
    @dougbreese2238 Před 7 lety +1

    "Hello, Handsome!" - 4:12 - an unexpected Young Frankenstein reference is one of the reasons why I watch this show...

  • @queenq3163
    @queenq3163 Před 7 lety +3

    "you know somethings weird when Kid Rock is the dignified one in the picture"
    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @frankytoad12
    @frankytoad12 Před 7 lety +5

    That book excerpt.. was.. disturbing, but not nearly as disturbing as hanging out with Sarah Palin... or acknowledging the existence of Kid Rock...

  • @drtrowb
    @drtrowb Před 8 měsíci

    I still keep coming back to this gem 💎. I hope all the writers are getting a good deal, but until then I’ll continue to enjoy this.

  • @S-R-H
    @S-R-H Před 7 lety +1

    the dancing...I was laughing out loud at 530 am

  • @dianeowen5258
    @dianeowen5258 Před 7 lety +27

    Hey Stephen - I'm reeling too - same way you are. I look forward to how we all reel when trump gets the boot.

  • @Puffleman24
    @Puffleman24 Před 7 lety +102

    My boy does love to dance.

  • @lillililli1726
    @lillililli1726 Před 7 lety

    5.06 was EVERYTHING!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'M JUST KIDDING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robertgaudet7407
    @robertgaudet7407 Před 7 lety +2

    Someone give the janitor a raise.

  • @alexandranorton5999
    @alexandranorton5999 Před 7 lety +137

    Those two last pictures are the definition of trashy. Smh our president has zero class.

    • @keithbishop2502
      @keithbishop2502 Před 7 lety +3

      and yet he still beat hillary, thank god for that!

    • @davebilldavebill961
      @davebilldavebill961 Před 7 lety +1

      Keith Bishop anyone could beat hillary

    • @noisepoIIution
      @noisepoIIution Před 7 lety +6

      Brendan Mulvey only because the stupid Democratic party sabotaged him

    • @emmilitia4241
      @emmilitia4241 Před 5 lety

      It's funny how Fox five and trump supporters that don't support them always comes up with the response at least Hillary didn't win.

  • @skidawg22
    @skidawg22 Před 7 lety +7

    That book also ends with a shower sex scene eerily similar to the loofah-falafel phone sex Billo was sued for by Andrea Mackris. "Drowning is not an option..."

    • @brandyrose9997
      @brandyrose9997 Před 6 lety

      Michael Czerniewski Loofah falafel phone sex 😂

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert Před 6 lety

      Michael Czerniewski
      Oh my! I'm confused but interested in knowing the story. But I dunno if I want to Google that, bahaha 😂🤘

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert Před 6 lety

      Fuck it, I'm off to Google 😂

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains Před 7 lety +2

    holy fucking shit
    At 5:02 i was like: goddammit, stephen. and just laughed helplessly because that's the fucking joke, oh my god we are so fucked lolollol

  • @Ladylibra98
    @Ladylibra98 Před 7 lety +1

    I really have to start watching his show he is brilliant and funny and can dance! Priceless monologue

  • @voteyourconscience5080
    @voteyourconscience5080 Před 7 lety +3

    this makes me smile EVERY DAMN DAY

  • @triggSerable
    @triggSerable Před 7 lety +34

    Is this for real? I mean nugent, palin, kid rock and the pictures.

  • @LoverSniper
    @LoverSniper Před 7 lety

    The "Hello Handsome" made me crack up... Young Frankenstein rules!

  • @PEREZACURA1991
    @PEREZACURA1991 Před 7 lety +2

    "guess somebody has to touch it" hot damn

  • @MichaelAronson
    @MichaelAronson Před 7 lety +3

    I'd be okay with Stephen making Bill O'Reilly jokes for the next . . . let's say two weeks.

  • @mohammadfletcher5312
    @mohammadfletcher5312 Před 7 lety +3

    Imma wait for that gif...

  • @salmaelbehary3103
    @salmaelbehary3103 Před 7 lety +2

    Oreilly orphans 😂😂You will be saved if you turn to Colbert show!

  • @charlesxav6817
    @charlesxav6817 Před 7 lety +1

    Stephens jokes on Bill Oreilly were so savage I actually started feeling bad for the old dude.

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 Před 7 lety +11

    Bill gets bills for being a bill

  • @alastairlloyd3779
    @alastairlloyd3779 Před 7 lety +5

    Imagine what would happen if a mad scientist managed to create a hybrid between Bill O'Reilly, Alex Jones, and Donald Trump.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 7 lety +4

      Alastair Lloyd Don't want to, horrifying!

  • @archm6618
    @archm6618 Před 7 lety +2

    Lol, he got me.
    When he started talking about Trump at the oval office

  • @nicholebaker3907
    @nicholebaker3907 Před 7 lety +1

    lol Stephen Colbert is priceless! 😂😂

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 Před 7 lety +12

    Don't worry, Bill will have his own show again soon enough, very soon enough, with a network that cares nothing about his reputation, but also depends on it.

    • @barbarat.2828
      @barbarat.2828 Před 7 lety +2

      kilroy987 trump is gonna hook him up with his own network. I mean, how will donald govern without his guidance?

    • @maxsrebro6072
      @maxsrebro6072 Před 7 lety +1

      his audience is too old to follow him to a future online show, if he did a kick starter or youtube show or podcast etc. I think his average viewer is like late seventies or so. networks that 70 year olds could find probably won't hire him if even fox wouldn't keep him on and it cost them viewers and severance cash. there's too much competition in conservative radio and he tried that before, it got cancelled because it was scheduled the same time as another right wing radio show and didn't get much viewership, plus its harder to make money on terrestrial radio now. the most realistic path from what I hear is he will keep writing books that will be self published and continue living in comfort, but at least he won't have his own program again. maybe he will show up from time to time on conservative web shows?

  • @lawrencekin02
    @lawrencekin02 Před 7 lety +4

    Wow.. Bill OReilly did write that.. creepy

  • @justinmiller7398
    @justinmiller7398 Před 7 lety

    Love what you do. Please keep it up.

  • @3486aj
    @3486aj Před 7 lety

    damn Mr.Colbert, that was stone cold! "someone gotta touch it"... hilarious...and slick moves on the floor...
    GOLD, "STONE COLD GOLD"

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens Před 7 lety +7

    Holy shit. He just described megalomania.

  • @brianweber4170
    @brianweber4170 Před 7 lety +3

    ...why do I get the feeling that that book excerpt is what would happen if Donald Trump ever stopped being President?

  • @Carmen-qk5ve
    @Carmen-qk5ve Před 7 lety +1

    baaaahahaha...the dance moves!Stephen Colbert you are my hero!

  • @davidmnaba3117
    @davidmnaba3117 Před 7 lety

    The king of late night, thanks for the laughs and smiles, in such a crazy world like this you are a Godsend