Madame Web - SPOILER Talk!

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  • čas přidán 14. 02. 2024
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    Madame Web is OUT!......So let's talk about spoilers in the movie you probably didn't see.
    #madameweb
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  • @JeremyJahns
    @JeremyJahns  Před 3 měsíci +377

    Dive into Dreamwoven Wonders. Penacony Awaits You in Honkai: Star Rail! hoyo.link/basgFZAL

    • @AegirwooZhunLeng
      @AegirwooZhunLeng Před 3 měsíci

      Oh

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Does anyone else remember watching the 1994 Spider Man series where Madame Web was vocied by Joan Lee, a.k.a. Stan Lee's wife?

    • @T-M-N-T
      @T-M-N-T Před 3 měsíci +5

      I go play Spider-Man 2 on digital PS5 instead

    • @T-M-N-T
      @T-M-N-T Před 3 měsíci +5

      Blade 3 is my worst comic book movie 👎🏽💩

    • @ZEHAHAHA9697
      @ZEHAHAHA9697 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@T-M-N-T L Take fam

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 Před 3 měsíci +5729

    Who else cared more about Jeremy’s review, than the actual movie?

    • @Twatman_21
      @Twatman_21 Před 3 měsíci +109

      All of us.

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 3 měsíci +52

      Everyone with a brain of course

    • @mattheendpod2659
      @mattheendpod2659 Před 3 měsíci +13

      🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻

    • @novakrabby
      @novakrabby Před 3 měsíci +18

      Jeremy? Wasnt he Madame Web co-star Ezekiel Sims?

    • @Hayes607
      @Hayes607 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Waited for it before going to see it. Now I'll wait for the release date

  • @eeleel0528
    @eeleel0528 Před 3 měsíci +2085

    So glad that Ezekiel is reviewing his own movie.

    • @novakrabby
      @novakrabby Před 3 měsíci +146

      Im relieved to know he is just as confused as the rest of us

    • @colten53
      @colten53 Před 3 měsíci +113

      It was nice of him to take a break from researching spiders in the Amazon

    • @handlebarsmustache
      @handlebarsmustache Před 3 měsíci

      ​@colten53 The Amazon is just cursed. it's probably where the symbiotes and that Lion that bleeds on Kraven come from.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh Před 3 měsíci +30

      ​@@colten53so considerate 😂

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Lol

  • @wizzleuno
    @wizzleuno Před 3 měsíci +150

    I didn’t realise Adam scott was playing uncle ben. I can already hear Ryan George in his pitch meeting “Ben Parker he’s in the spiderman movie wow wow wow”

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That is close enough to what he said in the video.

    • @Jluyoungzone
      @Jluyoungzone Před 3 měsíci +2

      "HE'S FROM THE OTHER MOVIES!"

  • @harriwithani9203
    @harriwithani9203 Před 3 měsíci +78

    Easily my favourite theatre experience ever. Every single person knew what we were in for and laughed so hard at the schlock fest. When they did the responsibility line, it was the loudest laugh I’ve ever heard in a theatre and everyone applauded.
    Thank you so much Sony, never change 😘

    • @jhesskeeptraveling
      @jhesskeeptraveling Před 3 měsíci +3

      Still till this day Halloween Resurrection is my favorite theater experience. Whole bunch of people knew that us was a lame story and laughed and yelled at the film, don’t go In there you idiot, Michael Myers is in there. It made the film better.

    • @shanab.7881
      @shanab.7881 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That’s always the best type of experience. I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man w/ my cousins and being so baffled at just how goofy that movie is.

  • @kylecritchelow2439
    @kylecritchelow2439 Před 3 měsíci +703

    Jeremy is so classy, even a movie nobody wanted or have seen, he still did two separate videos for the 5 people who didn't want it spoiled lol

    • @thezanycat
      @thezanycat Před 3 měsíci +25

      I mean I love Jeremy but he’s clearly incentivised to do another video about a movie that’s being talked about heaps online

    • @AdornationMusic
      @AdornationMusic Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@thezanycat On point clearly 😂

    • @genesisgil7706
      @genesisgil7706 Před 3 měsíci +16

      ​@@thezanycatman's gotta eat, and I want him making videos for a long time.

    • @thays9999
      @thays9999 Před 3 měsíci +1

      When I saw spoiler vid on Friday, I just assumed that this was his one and only review. Nope.

    • @thays9999
      @thays9999 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@genesisgil7706and he knew that so he got it right out. I think more people want to watch videos about how bad it is

  • @justApigeon.
    @justApigeon. Před 3 měsíci +703

    I love how he dresses up for the ad read and immediately is back to business in his robe 😂

    • @ZEHAHAHA9697
      @ZEHAHAHA9697 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Damn, lol I just caught that.

    • @johnaxios6335
      @johnaxios6335 Před 3 měsíci +11

      That transition was smooth af

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 3 měsíci +6

      The perks of being a youtuber, u get to work on your robe

    • @lucascaracas4781
      @lucascaracas4781 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@LuisSierra42and rob people's work

    • @TheycallmeMrWonka
      @TheycallmeMrWonka Před 3 měsíci +3

      He would have recorded that previously. As it's a sponsor he dresses smarter and isn't in a house coat. That's it, it's not for any creative reason 🤷‍♂️.

  • @JBrotsis1
    @JBrotsis1 Před 3 měsíci +230

    3:47 this was too perfect. I was literally thinking “huh, this guy looks like Jeremy” before JJ spoke up. I’ve rewatched this part several times cracking up.

  • @YoungGodOG
    @YoungGodOG Před 3 měsíci +91

    She was voiced by Stan Lees wife in the Cartoon

  • @novakrabby
    @novakrabby Před 3 měsíci +675

    Maybe the real Madame Web was the Tuxedo Jeremy found along the way

  • @15Candles
    @15Candles Před 3 měsíci +607

    Even if you look at the press tour for this movie, Dakota Johnson looked so absolutely done with this movie to the point that she didn't even care anymore 😂

    • @toziassmitt
      @toziassmitt Před 3 měsíci +105

      She kinda always has that vibe though to be honest lol

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. Před 3 měsíci +108

      Apparently she even jumped ship from her talent agency right after the trailer dropped. I think that proves beyond anything how much faith she had in this film.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Před 3 měsíci +14

      And yet she decided to promote her movie on SNL.

    • @r3dr4te963
      @r3dr4te963 Před 3 měsíci +77

      @@jlev1028 contractual obligation likely. Just see other movie stars do it, guess which one actually excited

    • @viktormuerte
      @viktormuerte Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@jlev1028 contractual obligations?

  • @Summergaze
    @Summergaze Před 3 měsíci +35

    An actual movie review on Madame Web instead of a critic on the movie studio.
    This is refreshing. Thanks Jeremy

  • @MRFreitas26
    @MRFreitas26 Před 3 měsíci +47

    Thank you, Ezekiel Sims, for such an excellent review of your own film!

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 3 měsíci +424

    Does anyone else remember watching the 1994 Spider Man series where Madame Web was vocied by Joan Lee, a.k.a. Stan Lee's wife?

    • @mandolfc9549
      @mandolfc9549 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Oh yeah, completely forgot about that! BEEEEEHOOOOLLD!

    • @blacksabre5343
      @blacksabre5343 Před 3 měsíci +27

      loved that version of Spiderman!

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh Před 3 měsíci

      Only vaguely recall that show

    • @AntonioDues
      @AntonioDues Před 3 měsíci +16

      Did y'all see that the new X-Men Animated series trailer just came out 💪🏽

    • @DensilGrant
      @DensilGrant Před 3 měsíci +15

      ​@@AntonioDuestrust Disney to ruin it they are going to turn the heroes to crap and of course it'll be all KK

  • @xoxoxoxo5224
    @xoxoxoxo5224 Před 3 měsíci +337

    this movie deserves a class action lawsuit for damages including but not limited to cost of the movie ticket, any snacks and drinks purchases, loss of time, and general suffering and distress

    • @valeria262
      @valeria262 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Eh morbius was worse and more dishonest

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 3 měsíci +33

      @@valeria262 At least morbius gave us all the memes

    • @SpaceGhost2733
      @SpaceGhost2733 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Maybe you should have just not gone to see it…like normal people who could already tell it was gonna be a trash movie

    • @SpaceGhost2733
      @SpaceGhost2733 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@valeria262but morbid had memes

    • @valeria262
      @valeria262 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@LuisSierra42 I guess the true morbius was the friends we made along the way

  • @RussellMezger
    @RussellMezger Před 3 měsíci +52

    Just saw this last night, regarding the ambulance jacking: the EMTs were going into the house she was coming out of, Ben called it for Peter's birth, but it was going to take so long which is why they left in the car (leaving the pregnant woman unbuckled in the back seat for some reason).
    So, fortunately no movie people died so she could save the spider-teens.

    • @americanjesusshow4087
      @americanjesusshow4087 Před 3 měsíci +10

      yes, second review i watched who missed that. my thing was how long she is driving around in a stolen cab with no plates.

    • @RussellMezger
      @RussellMezger Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@americanjesusshow4087 that she just crowbars off. Plus for half the movie the front is all smashed in.

    • @justingary5322
      @justingary5322 Před 3 měsíci

      Mike Eppes character died though in the movie 😂

    • @joshuayepez3635
      @joshuayepez3635 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@americanjesusshow4087, She used that cab to get to the airport, had to park in long term parking, flew to Peru, flew back, and the cab is still there waiting for her.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před měsícem

      ​@@justingary5322Oh who cares? It's just Mike Epps, the only "good " movie he's ever been in was...uh, I wanna say, "Friday After Next"? Because I liked the Friday movies? He wasn't THAT terrible in the second live action RE movie...or partway in the third one(despite those movies being complete dogshit)...yeah, he tends to be in plenty of shitty movies...

  • @AubreyTheKing
    @AubreyTheKing Před 3 měsíci +88

    I'll be freaking amazed if this SOMEHOW gets a sequel.....

    • @domingosjunior6805
      @domingosjunior6805 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Dude, I am frankenstein gets a sequel before this

    • @greylingstanton722
      @greylingstanton722 Před 3 měsíci +2

      As long as Sony owns Spider Man don’t be surprised by anything that come from that studio

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@domingosjunior6805omg, I totally forgot about that movie

    • @afaf162
      @afaf162 Před 3 měsíci

      Thank god he didn’t pull a Chris stockman and being a pussy

    • @szewei85
      @szewei85 Před 3 měsíci

      Haha if morbius no sequel so does madame webb hahahaha

  • @antonevans4218
    @antonevans4218 Před 3 měsíci +209

    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. You could drive a truck through those plot holes, but the shit rocks.

    • @Did_No_Wrong
      @Did_No_Wrong Před 3 měsíci +22

      EXACTLY! plotholes or not what matters is whether the movie serves its function by being entertaining which Madam Web didn't.

    • @adamlassiter1296
      @adamlassiter1296 Před 3 měsíci +20

      Fucking love that movie, they made Tom Sawyer badass lol

    • @GeoffryGifari
      @GeoffryGifari Před 3 měsíci +11

      Mr hyde in that movie...

    • @Mach1048
      @Mach1048 Před 3 měsíci +10

      That movie is Luke warm Garbage.
      But man, it had *Style!* It's a classic case of Enjoyable good time, but not good.

    • @justinrodriguez5957
      @justinrodriguez5957 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I love that movie to this day no matter how shit it is. Even rewatching now, there's just something nonsensically campy about it.

  • @vtbond007q
    @vtbond007q Před 3 měsíci +149

    Adam Scott who plays uncle Ben is also named Ben in show Parks and Recreations

    • @nurfmig1232
      @nurfmig1232 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Wow crazy

    • @azma11
      @azma11 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Ah so he met Leslie Knope in the movie

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Into the Benverse

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 3 měsíci +2

      And he's also the main character in seBENrance

    • @LightbornCastles
      @LightbornCastles Před 3 měsíci

      Also one of the Spider women, Isabel Merced, plays basically an adoptee in yet another film. She was in the foster system in a Mark Whalberg film called Instant Family.

  • @Mattyman1987
    @Mattyman1987 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Thank you for the honest review and not just "movie studio bad, director good, director never bad."

  • @cyborgkoopa2697
    @cyborgkoopa2697 Před 3 měsíci +9

    The first Ghost Rider movie. I love that movie unconditionally

    • @trevorthornley8835
      @trevorthornley8835 Před 3 měsíci

      Some great dialogue in that movie:
      "Lookin' for someone?"
      "Back to hell!"
      "We're not gonna have a meaningful conversation now are we?"
      "you're going down!"
      "....I don't think so."
      Mind blown with how amazing that dialogue is. So deep with so much nuance. 😅

  • @GoalieOfUnholy
    @GoalieOfUnholy Před 3 měsíci +17

    @ 6:16, That was the ambulance for the pregnancy. The one that Ben Parker (Adam Scott) called, and Mary Parker (Emma Roberts) explains there is not enough time to wait for. Plus, it was arriving at the same house they just left from..

  • @quantumegos
    @quantumegos Před 3 měsíci +196

    When it comes to new movies it’s SO important to check the director and writers first before ANYTHING. That will answer your questions on how and why story and character development wasn’t part of the prep work.

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 Před 3 měsíci +39

      Its written by the same people that wrote Morbius. That says a LOT

    • @dimitrikusnetsov8731
      @dimitrikusnetsov8731 Před 3 měsíci +32

      THEY STILL HAD A CAREER AFTER THAT MOVIE?!

    • @R0b0SquidHDMC
      @R0b0SquidHDMC Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@dimitrikusnetsov8731 Well, they certainly won't have one now lol you'd have to be completely insane to let them anywhere near your film

    • @Andrew-pv8oz
      @Andrew-pv8oz Před 3 měsíci

      @@R0b0SquidHDMCthey have nose rings so they have at least 7 more years in the industry

  • @clipsfan1996
    @clipsfan1996 Před 3 měsíci +6

    "Don't drag your date to trash" is fantastic life advice honestly

  • @hackabusi
    @hackabusi Před 3 měsíci +5

    Jeremy, your hair is incredeeble ...

  • @15Candles
    @15Candles Před 3 měsíci +128

    I'm surprised that Jeremy did a spoiler talk for this considering that I don't think anyone really is interested to see the movie in theaters now. But then again, always looking forward for the review of this movie than the movie itself 😂

    • @Kresegoth
      @Kresegoth Před 3 měsíci +16

      I don't think no one seeing the movie (or being interested) is a factor. Sometimes you just have to get it out of your system like a disease and never talk about it again :D

    • @Colorcrayons
      @Colorcrayons Před 3 měsíci +13

      Its likely precisely why he did a spoiler talk for this movie.
      If you never intend to see it because it is an objectively shit movie, is it really being spoiled? I'd argue that no it is not, and is in fact deliberate content that will likely be watched by many, since nobody besides Jeremy and 12 other people on the planet bothered to see it.

    • @Logic105
      @Logic105 Před 3 měsíci +5

      He's trying telling us how much he hates the movie by going the extra yard to make a spoiler movie about this shit.

    • @autolosss
      @autolosss Před 3 měsíci +1

      Given his previous vid on this film got big views in just 2 days, it makes sense for him to capitalize on talking about it once more, can't blame him. That and probably alcohol doing things jk

  • @goodial
    @goodial Před 3 měsíci +180

    my guilty pleasure early 2000s superhero movies are the two movies featuring Jennifer Garner as Elektra. The costume designers certainly knew what they were doing :)

    • @jackreacher2095
      @jackreacher2095 Před 3 měsíci +15

      I loved Daredevil as a kid . She awakened things in me lol

    • @thunderpantz
      @thunderpantz Před 3 měsíci +11

      Jennifer Garner had that girl next door quality to her.

  • @samblackwell8308
    @samblackwell8308 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Dude when they showed her in the hospital, blind… I CRACKED UP IN THEATRE

    • @cv.robert3097
      @cv.robert3097 Před 3 měsíci +5

      It was her in a wheelchair and glasses for us 😂

  • @REaDComicsau
    @REaDComicsau Před 3 měsíci +16

    I'm never watching it, but the one minor thing from the trailer I liked was seeing Julia Carpenter's suit in live action. Because I watched the 90s Iron Man animated series as a kid and Julia Carpenter Spider-Woman was in that, so it's interesting for me personally to just see that.

  • @devilbub8709
    @devilbub8709 Před 3 měsíci +182

    The 2004 Punisher movie with Thomas Jane is a fun campy time. It's a hold over of the 80's and 90's action film, and it does it really well

    • @MahkyVmedia1
      @MahkyVmedia1 Před 3 měsíci +9

      I've loved that movie.

    • @healthiswealth1452
      @healthiswealth1452 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Great movie

    • @YG.ETHAN813
      @YG.ETHAN813 Před 3 měsíci +6

      My dad was in downtown Tampa when they filmed at the Riverwalk the fire scene he said it was just as awesome as the movie

    • @jeremiahff329
      @jeremiahff329 Před 3 měsíci +2

      My favorite punisher film

    • @MahkyVmedia1
      @MahkyVmedia1 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Punisher Dirty Laundry is worth a watch

  • @dlumyoung09
    @dlumyoung09 Před 3 měsíci +144

    For 2000-2009 bad comic book movies I have a soft spot for:
    Fantastic Four (2005) & Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) - I developed an appreciation for these movies after watching Fantastic Four (2015).
    X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) - I developed an appreciation for this movie after seeing X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019). (It's amazing how an even worse piece of crap could make you appreciate what came before.)
    Spider-Man 3 (2007) - This is my true guilty pleasure film. However, I don't blame Sam Raimi for how the movie turned out as much as I blame the producers and studio for interfering. Whenever I watch this film, I always wonder what it could've been if Sam Raimi was just allowed to make the movie he wanted to make.

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy Před 3 měsíci +10

      Yes, Rise of the Silver Surfer is my pick. I don't say the first one because I don't consider it a bad movie, lol; plus, it obviously did well enough to get a sequel. Whereas Silver Surfer was a definite drop in quality, with more of a tv vibe. But I liked it at least as much as the first, and the reason was that now everyone was at peace with their powers and could just enjoy them.

    • @NadeemShekh-uy9zn
      @NadeemShekh-uy9zn Před 3 měsíci +11

      I like all those movies man

    • @LadikKistan
      @LadikKistan Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@NadeemShekh-uy9zn same

    • @-Anonymous-.
      @-Anonymous-. Před 3 měsíci +17

      Spider-Man 3 is not a guilty pleasure. The movie is a 7/10 at best. Yea, it’s the worst in the trilogy, but it’s not a horrible movie.

    • @richborn6700
      @richborn6700 Před 3 měsíci

      I enjoy Last Stand more than First Class

  • @mikebell2162
    @mikebell2162 Před měsícem +1

    I love that we all came together. Not for a movie review. But, to solely, see Jeremy take a huge shit on this movie and get a few laughs

  • @heikira438
    @heikira438 Před 3 měsíci +2

    8:58 Jeremy gained so much respect from me for being a Scarlett Spider fan.

  • @derekstrongest
    @derekstrongest Před 3 měsíci +166

    I unironically love Daredevil 2003. Colin Farrell as Bullseye, in particular.

    • @andrewzach1921
      @andrewzach1921 Před 3 měsíci +18

      If you have a chance to watch the director cut it is way better.

    • @ashtonndlovu9470
      @ashtonndlovu9470 Před 3 měsíci

      What I watch that movie every year had no idea it had a directors cut, thank u brother​@@andrewzach1921

    • @derekstrongest
      @derekstrongest Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@andrewzach1921 I saw it. It definitely was.

    • @SimBol1216
      @SimBol1216 Před 3 měsíci +4

      YOU SEE I'M IRISH BUT I'M NOT A LEPRECHAUN

    • @thisisfyne
      @thisisfyne Před 3 měsíci +2

      Oh no. No no no no no no no. No.
      Nooooooooooooooooo.
      No no.

  • @kyleyoksh3097
    @kyleyoksh3097 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Anyone also notice how clean the transition from jacket to robe was? 👀

  • @shadowvessel
    @shadowvessel Před 3 měsíci +3

    "Leave before the opening credits and you're a legend." 😂😂😂

  • @Timmycoo
    @Timmycoo Před 3 měsíci +4

    Was waiting for this vid and it did not disappoint. Jeremy asking questions about it makes me laugh.

  • @mikeymike4sophie
    @mikeymike4sophie Před 3 měsíci +55

    Bro, I'm at work on a Thursday watching a spoiler video for a movie I will never see and laughing my ass off. Thank you for making my day go by faster.

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 Před 3 měsíci +107

    Can this FINALLY be the final nail in the coffin for the Sony Avi Arad Amy Pascal “We Can’t Use Spider-Man” Spider-Man Scam Movie Universe?
    This entire business model is predicated on tricking audiences (and MAYBE EVEN some of their actors) into thinking these are MCU movies.

    • @ligit2758
      @ligit2758 Před 3 měsíci +24

      I'll give the SAAAPWCUSMSMSMU one more movie, after that it's over

    • @Mando44646
      @Mando44646 Před 3 měsíci +16

      don't forget about Kraven! And Venom 3!
      The hits keep coming this year

    • @Horrormaster13
      @Horrormaster13 Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@Mando44646 And I hope both flop 🙏🏻

    • @FreefallSC
      @FreefallSC Před 3 měsíci +16

      @@Horrormaster13Venom 3 will probably do ok. Kraven is ensured to flop though just like this movie was. I don’t understand how anyone at the studio hasn’t put a stop to nonsense like this or how anyone who gets paid to make these sort of decisions could expect these things to make money. It’s like the dumbest humans on earth are making these decisions.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 Před 3 měsíci

      Not yet. Kraven and Venom 3 are still planned. So wait before saying that.

  • @blaqpirate
    @blaqpirate Před 3 měsíci +6

    Congratulations on trending!!! That's Big!

  • @fettfan91
    @fettfan91 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Jeremy, your sacrifices are appreciated. Salute.

  • @kassig7547
    @kassig7547 Před 3 měsíci +73

    The Punisher with Thomas Jane is my guilty pleasure early comic book movie for sure

    • @dathanhanners6645
      @dathanhanners6645 Před 3 měsíci +8

      One of the best.

    • @shwetaketutyagi3083
      @shwetaketutyagi3083 Před 3 měsíci

      Its a decent movie not sure its bad enough to qualify as a guilty pleasure 😅

    • @fettfan91
      @fettfan91 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I love that movie! Is it a masterpiece? No, but it’s a great Punisher movie and very entertaining.

    • @jackreacher2095
      @jackreacher2095 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That's just a good movie bro

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 Před 3 měsíci

      I really liked it.

  • @chughin
    @chughin Před 3 měsíci +12

    “Who flips off an ambulance” was in a stand up comedy set I watched from Trevor Wallace. Surely not a copied joke. Idk if he has that much reach😂

  • @frankskits9283
    @frankskits9283 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Jeremy is only guy that wears a robe over a t-shirt lol awesome video as always

  • @zeroninetwo
    @zeroninetwo Před 3 měsíci +3

    Actually watched the ad read thru as thanks for you taking this bullet

  • @Shadowstaarr
    @Shadowstaarr Před 3 měsíci +49

    The ambulance Cassandra steals was the one Ben called for Mary.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh Před 3 měsíci

      That's even worse! Also, I kept wonderin' why Mary didn't get to go in the ambulance but then that zappy scene wouldn't have happened I guess 😕😐

    • @Shadowstaarr
      @Shadowstaarr Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@rahbeeuh They called the ambulance, Mary said she couldn't wait for it, so the five of them leave in Ben's car. Cassandra shows up around the same time the ambulance finally gets there.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Shadowstaarr I'm sayin' when Cassie hits Ezekiel and tells Ben to get as far away as possible. She could've let Ben drive the ambulance with Mary inside to the hospital.

    • @Shadowstaarr
      @Shadowstaarr Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@rahbeeuh Ah fair. I'd handwave it away that without another person to either drive or monitor Mary in the back, him having the ambulance or a car didn't make a difference.

    • @PigeonPie
      @PigeonPie Před 3 měsíci +3

      I was looking for this comment!

  • @mikeyfats69
    @mikeyfats69 Před 3 měsíci +91

    Fantastic 4 Rise Of The Silver Surfer. That first meeting between Doom and Silver surfer is still a beautiful shot.

    • @Frantic857
      @Frantic857 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Trust only in Jesus, He is our salvation!
      Trust in His holy word, the Bible, (KJV)
      (John 10:10 > The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.)
      +
      (A) - Admit you are a sinner > (Romans 3:10 > As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one),
      (Romans 3:23 > For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.),
      (Romans 6:23 > For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.)
      (B) - Believe Jesus is Lord > (Romans 10:9-10 > [9]-That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      [10]-For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.)
      (C) - Call upon His name > (Romans 10:13 > For whoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.)
      +
      Trust only in Jesus. - (John 14:6 > Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life, no man cometh to the Father, but by me.)
      (Ephesians 2:8-9 > [8]-For by grace ye are saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
      [9]-Not of works, lest any man should boast.)
      All praise, and glory, and honour, and strength, and blessing, be to the Lord our God, Jesus!
      Blessings in Jesus' name. Amen.

    • @NadeemShekh-uy9zn
      @NadeemShekh-uy9zn Před 3 měsíci +7

      I like that movie

    • @ramdomgunner97
      @ramdomgunner97 Před 3 měsíci +7

      loved the whole "johnny storm switching powers with everybody" gag

    • @rumo1086
      @rumo1086 Před 3 měsíci +4

      There's some great imagery in that movie, but the Galactus: he's just a big scary cloud thing, was not ok.

    • @IngVivas
      @IngVivas Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@rumo1086 the first time I saw that movie I honestly thought they wanted to do the Gah-Lak-Tus swarm (earth 1610) version of Galactus. That's why it looked like a cloud.

  • @devindixon3352
    @devindixon3352 Před 3 měsíci +2

    lmao I can't believe you made two videos on this movies! I'll watch them both 10 times before ever seeing this movie. Thank you for your sacrifice.

  • @OnyxKwina
    @OnyxKwina Před 3 měsíci +3

    Your honesty earned my sub!

  • @heymistercarter.
    @heymistercarter. Před 3 měsíci +140

    The big question I have before I press play: does the "Madame Web" in this at least end up as the blind old lady in the chair from the Spider-Man Animated Series? I mean, THAT'S the Madame Web I remember, and one we should've gotten Helen Mirren, Maggie Smith, or even Emma Thompson to play.

    • @Nazrat84
      @Nazrat84 Před 3 měsíci +17

      Yes.

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Před 3 měsíci +29

      God, Helen Mirren would've killed as Madame Web.

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      She sounds like such a fun lady.

    • @n_sn_s5470
      @n_sn_s5470 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I was thinking Glenn Close

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim Před 3 měsíci +7

      They made her blind and disabled at the end of the movie

  • @aran7802
    @aran7802 Před 3 měsíci +31

    The most suprising thing about this spoiler talk video was Jeremy being sponsored by Honkai Star Rail

    • @ravebae
      @ravebae Před 3 měsíci +2

      Frrr that’s what i was saying haha

    • @alonelyqilin4613
      @alonelyqilin4613 Před 3 měsíci +3

      A surprise for sure but a welcomed one nonetheless. I'll gladly take those extra 50 jades for my Sparkle pulls XD

    • @ravebae
      @ravebae Před 3 měsíci

      @@alonelyqilin4613I just pulled today and won my 50/50 on BS time to save up for Acheron hehe 😜

  • @howlingwolffang2221
    @howlingwolffang2221 Před 3 měsíci +2

    That shirt transition was smooth as f$&k😂😂😂
    Also Daredevil, and Electra

  • @swinginbeboptrio
    @swinginbeboptrio Před 3 měsíci +1

    so much more talent goes into the making of your videos than most of the movies you review.

  • @sickindahead9226
    @sickindahead9226 Před 3 měsíci +25

    The Jane Connor reference in the last video was clever, I had to rewind a bit to make sure I heard it correctly.

  • @JadenSmithEyes
    @JadenSmithEyes Před 3 měsíci +38

    Hulk (2003)
    I like the weird paced introspective . Also like how comic book transitions are used.
    Certain effects scenes feel more weighty than any other large scale destruction I've seen. When hulk is smashing tanks, it feels like they actually shot film of a big green guy smashing a tank.
    Nick Nolte is off the rocker and I love how he torments Bruce. Also love Eric Bana always and Jennifer Connelly is bae.
    Most of all (and i think a lot of people hate this) - I like how hulk moves and his body is proportioned. It doesn't just feel like bigger/stronger normal person. Hulk is compact, non fluid, almost like how tf would you even move with all that muscle.

    • @_JellyWalker
      @_JellyWalker Před 3 měsíci +2

      Agree with all of this. Such a weird movie, in a good way. It also gets the core of Hulk in a way the MCU ended up totally discarding.

    • @jameskazar1824
      @jameskazar1824 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I straight up like hulk 2003 more than any mcu movie 😅

    • @Classic_Game_Scenes
      @Classic_Game_Scenes Před 3 měsíci +1

      It has been, and if the current trajectory stays on course then it will remain to be, the best marvel movie of all time. Change my mind. ☕️

    • @richborn6700
      @richborn6700 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I played the shit out the Hulk video game tie on Xbox 21 years ago 😢

    • @-Anonymous-.
      @-Anonymous-. Před 3 měsíci

      Well it definitely got captured the essence of the Hulk & his powers correctly. + it was a big influence for Hulk Ultimate destruction.

  • @seanwilson531
    @seanwilson531 Před 3 měsíci +2

    6:41 that may have been the ambulance that Ben called. and they didn't realize they all had left yet.

  • @Bucknaroundshow
    @Bucknaroundshow Před 3 měsíci +3

    Love these Tank reviews😅😅 lmao Great job Jeremy 😂😂

  • @randomationhlt
    @randomationhlt Před 3 měsíci +28

    To answer your question Jeremy, either Daredevil with Ben Affleck, I have a soft spot for that film, and Ghost Rider with Nicolas Cage

    • @Vii_is_here
      @Vii_is_here Před 3 měsíci

      Soft spot wdym, there's people that consider Nick cage Ghost Rider as trash?

    • @randomationhlt
      @randomationhlt Před 3 měsíci

      @@Vii_is_here no I love Ghost Rider, it’s Daredevil I have the soft spot for.

  • @albertorep97
    @albertorep97 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Didn't expect the HSR Sponsor at the beginning 😭😂

  • @kyriecarter9836
    @kyriecarter9836 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Jeremy knows his cars?? This dude just got so much cooler

  • @adonislanzones
    @adonislanzones Před 3 měsíci +5

    Why is Jeremy bashing his own movie?

  • @xpezxxstreamx
    @xpezxxstreamx Před 3 měsíci +13

    I had no idea that Adam Scott played Ben Parker. I completely missed that, ah well.

  • @CHUCKLZLORD
    @CHUCKLZLORD Před 3 měsíci +55

    Blade Trinity. It spat on everything Blade had made up until that point in goodwill, but that did start my love for Ryan Reynolds. Who just, did the best he could with the crap he was given.

    • @beowulf1005
      @beowulf1005 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Triple H, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Beil, Parker Posey, and Wesley Snipes' Blade. I love that movie exactly for what it is.

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I can still happily watch that movie…it’s fine

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 Před 3 měsíci +1

      True actually

  • @Mionwang
    @Mionwang Před 3 měsíci +3

    I can't wait for the pitch meeting (Ryan George) for this movie. Never watching this movie, but the pitch meeting is gonna be legendary.

    • @KanchR2511
      @KanchR2511 Před 3 měsíci

      It turned out to be the best pitch meeting ever.

  • @marcofabiocarosi2996
    @marcofabiocarosi2996 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I’m totally intrigued by this movie now! I love a flawed attempt at a comics movie like 2015 fantastic 4 or Morbius. This could definitely be my new guilty pleasure. Thank you!

  • @daqueda1577
    @daqueda1577 Před 3 měsíci +14

    Really love to see Jeremy recognize Scarlet Spider. Before Spiderverse did a character assassination of the original alternative spiderman.

  • @GoalieOfUnholy
    @GoalieOfUnholy Před 3 měsíci +5

    @ 7:26, I'm pretty sure the blindness and wheelchair is from her MG (Myasthenia Gravis), the muscle disease she discovers she has. Which doesn't affect women until their 20s & 30s.

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I just wanna say thanks to Jeremy for giving transparent, honest, agenda-free opinions and for not mincing words

  • @gnargnar909
    @gnargnar909 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Was crying with laughter, tears rolling down my face
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @JarrenHunt
    @JarrenHunt Před 3 měsíci +12

    I never plan on watching it. But have been watching a ton of reviews since it’s genuinely hilarious and watching people tear this movie apart is surely more entertaining than the movie itself

  • @nerdaccount
    @nerdaccount Před 3 měsíci +9

    I really liked Push. I wasn't even sure I remembered it in theaters, but I thought it was great. It had the classic trope of guy starts out barley being able to get a die to roll over to by the end of the movie being able to deflect bullets.

    • @doro626
      @doro626 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I googled a quick list but PUSH didnt come up. That is definitely a movie with a TON of problems, but there was a good movie in there somewhere too. It came on cable last summer in the hotel and I was watching it before I left. I actually wanted to finish watching it again.

  • @Fury647
    @Fury647 Před 3 měsíci

    Love you reviews man🤜💥🤛
    Just, honest, straight to the point, and ooooh my GOD the jokes😂🤌they land SO well when you just put that passion in there WHIIIILE being honest...And sarcastic in some areas😅but whatever man.
    Love your vids Jeremy🙌😁

  • @theshowdown9355
    @theshowdown9355 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Also that moment where Ezekiel gets hit by a full speed ambulance and doesn't have a scratch then fast forward to him dying by a neon letter 😂

  • @jasonmcmurtry7812
    @jasonmcmurtry7812 Před 3 měsíci +52

    Thanks for suffering through this shit so we don't have to Jeremy, you're the real hero for staying till the end 😊

  • @prestoncicc5862
    @prestoncicc5862 Před 3 měsíci +13

    Daredevil is my favorite bad 2000s super hero movie. It’s hilarious and Colin Ferrell alone is worth the price of admission

  • @memoryman15
    @memoryman15 Před 2 měsíci +1

    3:47... I never thought it till you put it right there in front of me.

  • @devantelewis6774
    @devantelewis6774 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Ben afleck’s daredevil is my guilty pleasure, that bar fight scene and the church fight with bullseye is dope 👌

  • @LordRevanSith
    @LordRevanSith Před 3 měsíci +16

    You are one of the very last honest reviewers my friend 🙏🏽

  • @HarisShahid98
    @HarisShahid98 Před 3 měsíci +12

    I have a soft spot for the Tim Story Fantastic Four movies. I know they’re not great but I always enjoyed watching them.

  • @shudhanshurai5538
    @shudhanshurai5538 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Tahar Rahim is from that Charles Sobhraj's biopic "The Serpent". He was good in that.

  • @andrewhanes8903
    @andrewhanes8903 Před 3 měsíci +6

    It still reminds me of Morbius.
    That I was drunk, my friend was high and we were watching another movie close to the same thing.
    Also we had fun at the movie. 🎉 🥳

  • @michaelmalan8269
    @michaelmalan8269 Před 3 měsíci +18

    As far as dark age of comic book movies goes, I love me some Punisher War Zone

    • @_JellyWalker
      @_JellyWalker Před 3 měsíci +2

      Hell yeah!

    • @rumo1086
      @rumo1086 Před 3 měsíci +2

      It's so good. They put in shots directly from the Garth Ennis comics. Ray Stevenson is still my favorite Frank Castle.
      Bernthal was too emotional and light for me.
      Stevenson was a f%cking beast.

    • @serial92989
      @serial92989 Před 3 měsíci

      The villain scared tf out of me when i was younger the scars were so grotesque

  • @___David__
    @___David__ Před 3 měsíci +84

    Jemery: "One could make a nit-pick video about Madam Web that's twice as long as the run-time of Madam Web"
    MauLer and The Little Platoon: Is that a challenge?

    • @lacolem1
      @lacolem1 Před 3 měsíci +12

      24 hour EFAP coming up

    • @kaankaraca2001
      @kaankaraca2001 Před 3 měsíci +4

      No one cares about Mauler

    • @tacticalcircumvention2889
      @tacticalcircumvention2889 Před 3 měsíci +14

      ​@@kaankaraca2001 How many views does his marvel critiques get? Millions? Yeah, go kick rocks. You'll make about as much impact as your existence.

    • @kaankaraca2001
      @kaankaraca2001 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@tacticalcircumvention2889 Harsh. Wish I cared.

    • @md_vandenberg
      @md_vandenberg Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@kaankaraca2001 Cared enough to comment. Now go back outside and let the adults talk.

  • @Lycan60606
    @Lycan60606 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Thank you for the video

  • @Gerilos
    @Gerilos Před 3 měsíci +1

    3:47 when Jeremy reminds you of main villain from the movie 😂

  • @asorlokirunarsson9864
    @asorlokirunarsson9864 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Goddamn dude you keep making reviews and jokes that are fkn awesome and fresh. That sponsor intro and jacket change for example. Awesometacular!

  • @shadow_realm47
    @shadow_realm47 Před 3 měsíci +37

    The first extra super green hulk in the early 2000's was actually low key good!
    X men origins: wolverine was critically panned but that too was pretty good apart from 2 scenes and the extra contrived ending.
    They Would have benefited from "Elseworlds"/multiverse if Logan didn't lose his memories and had to live with the consequences of that movie.

    • @spawnofsatan117
      @spawnofsatan117 Před 3 měsíci +6

      That first hulk movie was the only time when they actually had the hulk get bigger and bigger the more angry he got , I loved that.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I think X-Men Origins Wolverine might have actually been good if they just made it about Wolverine & Sabertooth working in that Black Ops Team of special forces. Regardless, like you said, it does have it's good parts.

    • @pettespizzaparlor3245
      @pettespizzaparlor3245 Před 3 měsíci

      I'm still waiting for the fan cut where some enterprising photoshop person puts Deadpool bobbles into the last fight. The cinematographer even left all that unused open sky for you to do it in without blocking any of the action. I'm talking early 2000 multi though bubble differen color and font.
      X-men origins had ALL the origins, but none of the story of Logans origins. Individual parts were good ( here's looking at the opening credits) but as a whole . . . I didn't fall asleep?

  • @Spiyder11
    @Spiyder11 Před 3 měsíci +6

    My favorite part was when she Saw Morbius and told him to say “Morbin Time”, she saw the future and knew this line would be really cool to say

  • @elijahmcelroy
    @elijahmcelroy Před 3 měsíci

    As a 3 year emt/ff soon to be med… a lot of people flip off ambulances. You’d be surprised how much people don’t care about your emergency

  • @lorenvburrell
    @lorenvburrell Před 3 měsíci +4

    So thankful for this channel.

  • @ianwathuku1870
    @ianwathuku1870 Před 3 měsíci +80

    Chris Stuckmann could never 😒. Awesome content Jeremy Jahns 👏

    • @jamespilcher4069
      @jamespilcher4069 Před 3 měsíci

      You have to be fucking joking

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh Před 3 měsíci +3

      Why'd you bring him up? Is there a reference I've not gotten to yet?

    • @vanessac1721
      @vanessac1721 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Since Chris decided he wanted to make movies, he has refused to release any critical movie reviews (he freely admits this) which has destroyed his credibility as a movie reviewer which is his main job that pays the bills. He is viewed as a sell out. ​@rahbeeuh

    • @ianwathuku1870
      @ianwathuku1870 Před 3 měsíci

      @@vanessac1721 I had no problem with his decision but the Argylle review turned me against him. His fans helped him fund his upcoming movie but all he does is bend over for Hollywood approval.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@vanessac1721 thanks for clarifying. I haven't followed him in years so I wasn't aware of that.

  • @SuperLycan13
    @SuperLycan13 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Spawn was 1997 and I am not sure if it is considered bad or not but I love it to this day

  • @paul_odonnell
    @paul_odonnell Před 3 měsíci

    The jacket to robe switch was cleaaannnnn. Just got back from this film, poured myself some bourbon, and am about to agree with you for 11min straight.

  • @jonbourgoin182
    @jonbourgoin182 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Even if I have absolutely 0 interest in the movie/TV show Jeremy is talking about. If he is holding a cup of Jack in the thumbnail, I know I'll be watching the video because unlike Chris Stuckmann, Jeremy still has the balls to dunk on bad entertainment.

  • @ernesto8290
    @ernesto8290 Před 3 měsíci +5

    "Bail when the opening credits hit..."

  • @lostsoldier212
    @lostsoldier212 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Great review, now I don't feel like I missed anything

  • @Suggestionss
    @Suggestionss Před 3 měsíci

    I love that Jeremy’s previous video had so many views he felt compelled to make this one and keep the momentum going. The people have spoken.

  • @Amanwatchingyou95
    @Amanwatchingyou95 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Wow, that sponsor led in actually got me

  • @MikeLitirous
    @MikeLitirous Před 3 měsíci +4

    You know it’s going to be good when Jeremy puts on the robe and pours himself a drink 😂

  • @strife3044
    @strife3044 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Jeremy getting sponsored by HSR was NOT what I expected when I opened this video.