I Stole a Condom!
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- čas přidán 20. 10. 2023
- I'm sure that it's been long enough for me to admit this publicly.
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The concept of condoms to a teenager being the epitome of sex-having will never not be hilarious to me
The fact that when I read this comment it had exactly 69 likes will never not be hilarious to me
Especially when they make the experience worse. How ironic.
Literally as a teen, seeing condoms in the grocery always scared me and made me feel embarrassed for some unknown reason.
It's so funny tbh lol.
@@pitohui1800 I would avoid even walking past the condoms. 😅Like someone might see me withing 5 feet of a condom & think "she must be thinking about sex".
How is Markiplier so honest?
Hello
A FELLOW RAIN WORLD ENJOYER
Try it sometime, it ain't that hard.
Ayyyyy Rain World
Sure would be nice if Mark would finish the playthrough he abandoned...
Why wouldn't you be? The burning desire to run away and hide after you tell a lie just gets too much after a while... The relief of being honest about something is a far better feeling in my personal experience... Even if it hurts in the moment, it can usually be resolved.
What just made me collapse in laughter is the end phrase of "Don't worry, they went unused" which for a moment just made me think that Mark just had the condom and its still somewhere in a drawer somewhere. Just all this effort, sweating bullets, all just for that condom he stole to gather dust for eternity.
Just one day Mark is going to open something stupid levels of random like a kitchen cabinet or a mini treasure chest in his house and find this beyond dust covered un-opened condom wrapper and be like "Oh, I forgot I still had this"
"Look, grandpa! I found a box of condoms in the attic!"
"Come'ere, I have a story to tell you. Oh, what great times those were...!"
@@WarriorOO2lmao
condoms have expiration dates
@@Perseagatuna First, I actually didn't know that, tells you how bad my love life looks.
Second, I didn't say they would ever be used just it'd still be there.
This video is a great demonstration of the fact that it doesn’t matter what the story is, it matters how you tell it.
What is the name of the episode
The name of the episode is illegal advice
It's not in that episode. Trust I listened to it over 100 times
Seeing “I stole a condom” at the top of my screen is terrifying, especially coming from Mark himself
FR BRO WHEN I SAW IT I SCREAMED AND IM ON CALL WITH MY FRIEND
Same lol
@@Mayaqtfwhat women are dramatic
fr😭
Ikr when i saw this on my notifications i was like what the actual f*ck 😃
We can always believe in Markiplier to do something like this...
Yes
@@universaltoonsBot
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Mark panicking about trying to take a condom from an open box. Totally can see this happening 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Worked at a retail job for 9 years. Finding stolen condoms became so casual to come by, most of the time it would be the small pack of 3, but only 1 was stolen.
I started defaulting to the joke "thought they'd be lucky, but not lucky enough for the need of more than 1. People gotta dream bigger". My co-workers got a good laugh from it.
I had the exact same first job as him, but at 18 and I was ofc allowed to be in charge of food products. Opened condoms weren't common, but half eaten/opened cereal boxes were. 😭
OK got it, i'll steal more then.
2:40 “amongst the green beans no way” 😂
Not the green beans💀
The best part is that, since the box was already open, the store wouldn’t be able to sell that, making Mark’s theft worthless. The manager probably would have seen and went “well, they were going to the trash anyways so you having them won’t change the end result for them.”
Yeah, but most stores still make that against the rules
@@brandonwiley5372that's because most stores are cowards
had this happen at a kroger-lite i worked at in march 2020 for a few weeks (you can guess why i had to quit) with toilet paper and my parents were so happy when i brought home all those rolls
@@SeanGotGjally you were a hero
This is what I was thinking the whole time lol
Could you imagine telling Mark now that he stole something worth 50 cents 😂
Hello
@@universaltoonsAnother spamming bastand who is a god damn bot.
Mark inspires me... My parents said if i get 50k followers they will get me a professional camera... Begging you guys♥
nooo not the bots!!1!1!
"Well that was quite a lot back then, you see we were *poor,* so we couldn't even afford to put in our 2 cents, let alone 50"
Me: **takes out gum**
Every student in the class: 2:13
1:58
This is the best and worst thing I've seen today
The amount of detail put into the eyes and stubble is jarring, I hate that I love it
These animations are so amazing. Distractible is truly the best podcast ever
@@mirjinou7999 Then stop begging and get to work
@@mirjinou7999 stop giving me a headache
Mark inspires me… my parents said if I get 1 store condom they’d by me a professional camera for recording begging u guys❤
@@universaltoonsoh only 10k for you? Better parents than that other guy.
@@A_Steam_User ONG
Bob's rabbithole of things Mark would do must run abysmally deep considering how well he knew him.
He knows how marks brain ticks
i too when down into that rabbit hole
The animation in this one is truly excellent. The changes from 2D style to 3D, the punchiness of the movement. Great job, animators!
Don’t worry markiplucky getting extreme anxiety attacks whenever youre even near a condom is a normal occurrence for many teens.
i love the environmental storytelling of random items getting discarded in random places. A condom next to baby food has especially hilarious implications to me.
Reminds me of a bit with a comedian, Gabriel Iglesias, where he says something in one of his jokes about how stores (Like Walmart or CVS) make a timeline of childcare items based on how badly you mess up in a relationship, starting off with pre-childcare of course, then the first few years, etc. I forgot which special it came from though, or if there even is a clip of it on CZcams, but the punchline is that at the end of the aisle, they sell beer.
At the grocery store I worked at the condoms were on the aisle next to the baby supplies and were basically on the same self along with pregnancy tests, lower down to the floor were pads and tampons. But ironically the pregnancy tests were at the very top where people often couldn't reach, and the popular brand on condoms were next to them, so we'd always see that one person struggling to reach the top to grab either a pregnancy test or pack of condoms. We'd bet on which they'd grab 💀
@@shibainu2528i love gabriel
Of course I have to stop what I'm doing to watch an animation of Mark's first job. Love distractible
Real
I regret nothing.
worth it
absolutely :>
4:05 this killed me
3:30 and I stood there and I sat there 😂
To be fair, I had this same thought process lmao. A youth club I went to gave out free condoms and pads and i thought that just....owning a condom would make me look cool? Manly? I have no clue.
Anyways, my friend took one and then next day randomly slipped it into their class mate's pocket just for shits and giggles. The boy then shouted on the bus "WHO THE FUCK PUT A CONDOM IN MY POCKET!?" and God I wish I was there lmao
THATS GENUINELY FUCKING HILARIOUS
xD
I'm imagining it turning into a class joke, and everybody just tries to sneak condoms into each other's possessions in the most interesting ways.
Same here but in university. To normalize the idea of condoms for the horny masses they did condom poker night. You'd get (cheap n shitty) condoms as poker chips and "prizes" from various educational booths they set up. I brought home a bag of like 50 condoms that night and hid them for YEARS fearing someone would find them and think I was having SEX. Like an ADULT or something (I was 20 at the time). I could never find a good time to throw them out without thinking I'd be caught by someone so they just ended up hoarded away, never to be used. But the CONFIDENCE rush of merely having one "just in case" was wild. Being young is awful in so many ways XD
Reminds me of this one time back in high school that I was hanging out after school with a friend waiting to get picked up. We were sitting close together cause well we’re friends and we were watching CZcams videos together on my phone. This was a pretty regular routine for us.
One day these like two upper classmen boys walked past us and teasing us for sitting so close together, calling us a cute couple and whatnot which made our faces go red because we both had massive crushes on each other. We ignored them and they left, but then a while later they came back and one of them threw a fucking condom at us, just a single fucking condom, and was like “stay safe,” and the other was like “hope it fits” and winked and they walked off snickering to each other while me and my friend sat there absolutely flabbergasted and red faced.
It was hilarious. He sorta just mumbled “thanks” picked up the condom and slipped it into his bag and we just went back to watching CZcams together in silence. It was so awkward at the time but now I crack up every time I think of it. Our faces must have been so red
Fun fact: my brother gave me a wallet once. He thought he had completely emptied it out. I pulled out the wallet once in class and I started playing around with it. I start checking the pockets, and I notice something inside. I pull it out, and start examining it, and I saw the word ‘Condom’ on it. I freaked out and immediately put it back, then I just ended up going to the bathroom and flushing it because I didn’t wanna get in trouble with it.
You treated it like a bag of cocaine hahah!
he's finally admitted it, cops get his ass
@@killerwithoutcanary AHHHH-
You flushed it down the toilet??? 😭
@@Naysseveredhead I didn’t want anything traced back to me ;-;
I have to imagine security was watching the whole thing and dying of laughter
That closeup of Bob will haunt me in my waking moments
Markiplier’s stories are the most random stories I’ve ever heard lol
Plenty more on distractible
❤
3:55 “YOU PUT YOUR LET HAND INN AND YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HANDD OUTT” 💀💀
I WAS JUSTING USING THIS BOX TO PLAY THIS GAME!
I’m glad to see Mark growing (age rating wise) as the audience is growing. Newer members are less likely to catch up to him so it’s cool he keeps the content growing as the audience is growing and craving for new taste of content
3:45 The fact that i was thinking about the exact same thing is insane.
2:05 this scares the shit out of me
It's like one of those shots in spongebob where it's disturbingly detailed
@@StarletteLily5874that’s what I thought of
@@StarletteLily5874bro why’d I have to say SpongeBob wrong now some idiot is gonna say *spongebob* and correct u
@@leonelzelaya7317 oh shoot thx for calling it out m8! Had a feeling!
It's so cursed XD
2:25 “I couldn’t do this one-handed” Mark should’ve used that pick-up line and he wouldn’t need to use the Condom Power
youtube: "yeah! markiplier is advertiser friendly!"
also markiplier:
1:36 why was that so smooth 😂
Don't worry Mark, you're a legend so committing *crimes* like this is easily forgivable by people.
no
your wrong
@@rowboat10L
It wasn't a crime since the box was already opened. Meaning it was going to the trash anyways.
@@halcyon_exb 🤡
he got that queen deltarune laugh at 2:58
Lmao I thought the same thing
SAME THING I WAS THINKING
The animations with the addional bits (like what was left on the shelves, Bob and Wade playing the interested ladies) so many goodies.
Also it is hilarious that the condoms were found with the baby food.
0:28 the animators knew what they were doing 💀
Love Marks random stories that just appear out of no where
It’s from Distractible.
Hope you’re doing well and taking care Mark!
What’s up with these boys bro 😭
so many botssss
but yea hope yes doing okay :D
@@MillieDuu honestly😭
@@markiplierfromwalmart 😂fr!
As a retail worker I'm surprised how common stuff like this is
This brings me back to when I would constantly find condoms displayed out in front in pharmacies. They've got every scent and flavor you can think of. Didn't know chocolate-flavored ones are the real deal until now.
Whoever animated this they did a beautiful job 😂
The credit to the artists is at the end of the video, and is linked in the description :)
its tooncee
3:04 deltarune queen moment
The fucking 3d bit of bob genuinely made me laugh 🫴🏻 2 points for you
The poor baby got it's face slammed 😅❤😂
4:29 "trust me, they went unused"
_they_ , huh? so multiple? multiple condoms? not _a_ condom? that’s where you slipped up, mr iplier
1:53 this will stay FOREVER in my mind👌🏻👏🏻
Not even Batman could get this out of me
Kroger was the worst thing / company I've ever worked for and will never work there again.
This is more relatable than I initially suspected
💜💜
"Amongst the green beans" is my favorite part, such as simple detail that had me crying, laughing for so long 😂
Whatever those animators are paid, they definitely aren't paid enough
that design of bob at 2:05 is absolutely terrifying
3:44 that be a fun segment
1:48 HELP CONDOM POWER?? 😭😭
The irony of the box being in the space where you're supposed to seat a baby is not lost on me 😂
2:04 is seriously nobody talking about how beautiful this scene is
1:15 this one got me 🤣🤣💀💀
0:51 IM LAUGHING💀
😱😱😱
The animation on this one is fucking nuts that shot of bob laughing is so funny and also unsettling
"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is" - Master Yoda
I love seeing Tooncee pop up in Mark's channel!!! I've loved watching her story times, and now I'm seeing one of my favorite podcasts with one of my favorite animators??? Sign me up
At a Toys’R’Us I used to work at, we used to toss the RDM bin stuff out that couldn’t be resold after it was written off. Thing was, we had a cool boss who saw several of us eyeing up some incomplete lego sets (since some kids stole some bags out of the boxes), and told us if we were planning anything, to do it when we bring the bin contents to the back as there was a blindspot in the warehouse. This applied to anything RDM. Promo items that were discontinued, loose items, etc.
0:34 baby food?!
Same energy as stealing a balloon 🎈 on free balloon day 😂
This animator needs a raise
i like how the video just starts with “YES!” like hes so excited he stole a condom lmfao
@@mirjinou7999I heard dollar tree is hiring 💗
I love how the animators capture the emotions so well, great work!
It’s crazy how animal crossing pocket camp villagers seem to have more of a personality than new horizons, and pocket camp has been out for a good while, pretty much free on your phone (subscriptions are optional, not mandatory) and there’s always new events
Always a good day when markiplier posts
mf paid for youtube
@@tortured_apeso?
@@tortured_apeoh god its the twitter blue checkmark hatred all over again😭
Like baiting is crazy
at least its paying creators instead of the richest man in the world
4:13. LOL! 😂
2:04 whoever animated this shot needs a raise. Or to be in prison. I can't decide which.
02:26 Mark showing that box a "good time"...
Reminds me of "You close? You close?"😂
0:19 veeeery sneaky, Mark. Veeeeeeeeerrrrrrrryy sneaky. Ya almost had me there. 😂
Mark stealing condoms sounds like something he'd do
Nah the basketballs and the skate board?? That's a dirty joke Mark💀
I did not wake up this morning to find a Markiplier video titled "I Stole a Condom!", but it certainly made me glad I got out of bed.
Markiplier is the hero we all need.
This was hilarious, props to the animator and Mark for this.. Interesting story
3D Bob laughing was truly terrifying
"The most honest personality of Markiplier" is the actual title.
Markiplier always makes my day better after a long week of testing 😭😭
bro same lmfao
Animated mark kicking a baby in a cart is something I didn’t realize I needed in my life
“I didn’t know you were a man” -bob
Mark is officially confirmed as a 👏girl👏
This made my day. It pulled me out of the pool of sadness that was knowing that my dad was having an open heart surgery. Thank you markiplier!
Hows he doing now?
The animation makes this so much more descriptive 😂😂😂
Condoms at a young age is like being caught drinking at 20
2:35 Del Monte saw, this is why they never sponsor Mark
😂The fact that Mark is so damn honest to admit something like this is funny and IDK why!
Distractible has been on point lately! Freaking hilarious! 💜
Me having a normal day then all of a sudden Markimoo says “I stole a condom!”
haters: get a job
mark: *gets a job*
haters: get a life
mark: *gets a life*
Man, my favorite quote for that episode is the “who stole the condoms from the condom jar” but it didn’t make it in this vid
One question Mark, why? About to find out the enigma that is this man's brain
these animators r so amazing omg. the stories are always already funny but somehow the animations make them even funnier
The animation is unbelievably hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 It tells a funny story within an already so funny story, gotta love it! ♥️♥️♥️
I love Distractible soooo much, haha! It's perfect while I draw! I'm almost caught up with the episodes, too! I wish to see more animations
I would pay to watch a Markiplier animated show like this
Mark has to be one of the funniest mother fuckers ever 😭
I found one in a bush once. Kept it on me at all times. One day I got paranoid because it was just one, and maybe someone like tampered with it, and the more I thought about whether it was broken or whatever, the more livid I became. Until eventually, I decided to open it, revealing that it was in perfect condition and I had just opened it and now it’s no good to me. I threw it away and now have no condom because my brain decided to mess with me.
this is hilariously funny. i can only imagine a 15 year old mark having a crisis over stealing a condom. 🤣🤣🤣