Markiplier's Korean Massage

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  • čas přidán 16. 02. 2023
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    I once got an authentic Korean massage in an authentic Korean bathhouse from an authentic Korean man…
    Animated By ► / @haricz
    More Animations ► • Markiplier Animated!
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  • @zarfa-de1266
    @zarfa-de1266 Před rokem +40714

    Mark describing how the guy just pretended he didn’t have balls is hilarious

    • @captainrex9646
      @captainrex9646 Před rokem +137

      Yeah

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +30

      ‎E‎

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus Před rokem +61

      Markiplier Lore?

    • @DJLAWOLF
      @DJLAWOLF Před rokem

      ​​@Logan floor ⸜⁄ you only have eighty subscribers keep dreaming

    • @iimyxsmin
      @iimyxsmin Před rokem

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture.4 ok i wont

  • @MrNOBODY02
    @MrNOBODY02 Před rokem +12818

    The scrubber guy was a man of sheer focus. He finished his job in the most badass way by lighting a cigarette.

    • @kankeydong2500
      @kankeydong2500 Před rokem +217

      A smoke after a hard battle always tastes better.

    • @Ottomancat5256
      @Ottomancat5256 Před rokem +65

      Terminator Wins
      Fatality

    • @sorasong9708
      @sorasong9708 Před rokem +21

      Maybe someday he'll help Mark learn to be comfortable with his sexuality like a real man.

    • @of1564
      @of1564 Před rokem +7

      There are few battles I can think of related to cigarettes. And I'm pretty sure Marki's friends had the idea I'm thinking about.

    • @MrNOBODY02
      @MrNOBODY02 Před rokem +1

      @@of1564 ok tell me some

  • @kinggrace631
    @kinggrace631 Před rokem +6660

    I love how his cousin did the 'massage' gesture with grabby hands when he should have made a sanding down a plank of wood hand gesture. He knew what he was setting Mark up for, he knew!!

    • @annacarozza9812
      @annacarozza9812 Před rokem +54

      Do you know that the animators for this weren't there when that happened and they just had the cousin make the gesture for the animation's sake, right?

    • @chynaanderson494
      @chynaanderson494 Před rokem +169

      @@annacarozza9812 It's a joke, mate

    • @colinz226
      @colinz226 Před rokem +19

      @@annacarozza9812porque no los dos?

    • @eclectictrash
      @eclectictrash Před 11 měsíci +1

      No doubt 😂😂

    • @titheproven954
      @titheproven954 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@annacarozza9812 Also cousins exists for the soul reason of screwing with each other. His cousin knew, ooooooh he knew. The animator might as well have been there.

  • @cheetahboi_yt
    @cheetahboi_yt Před rokem +1784

    3:03
    Bruh, the face and Bob’s distant laughter get me every single time

    • @DemonlordDino
      @DemonlordDino Před 8 měsíci +11

      Agreed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sandman6045
      @sandman6045 Před 29 dny +1

      Man I laughed so hard that I ended up with a stomach ache 🤣

  • @fleetingsound
    @fleetingsound Před rokem +8651

    Having had a "massage" at a Korean bath house before, this is exactly the same experience I had. It's like all those dudes who do the scrubbing learned the same technique of testicular assault

    • @Cheesepuff8
      @Cheesepuff8 Před rokem +317

      Why is it a thing? Why is it like that? Why do people voluntarily go?

    • @topgeorge6908
      @topgeorge6908 Před rokem +159

      @@Cheesepuff8 asians are just weird like that

    • @Kqinzel
      @Kqinzel Před rokem +406

      @@topgeorge6908 Dont kink shame

    • @mnm8065
      @mnm8065 Před rokem +471

      @@Cheesepuff8 The scrubbing is most likely to get the dead skin off, like how after you shower, your kinda damp and you'll find if you rub the damp areas dead skin would collect and ball up. The scrubbing does the same thing but like... painful. Don't know if it actually helps but I think the logic comes from there

    • @AbriLuu
      @AbriLuu Před rokem

      @@mnm8065 imagine if this was the reason Korean men look so damn good well up to their golden years. Just testicular torture is the only way to keep your youth 😂

  • @VermilionLotus
    @VermilionLotus Před rokem +15181

    As someone who used to live in Korea and has visited many bath houses, I can confirm the "massage" experience. I, too, did not know any better the first time around. I thought the lady scrubbing me was literally trying to flay me. NEVER AGAIN!!!

    • @fatimapavon7787
      @fatimapavon7787 Před rokem +36

    • @alexisw820
      @alexisw820 Před rokem +404

      Same! But I kinda knew what I was getting into bc I got an exfoliating & collagen treatment. They’re rough 🥲 but I felt smooth after

    • @Jackie777
      @Jackie777 Před rokem +190

      Okay, but did it work? Is it just something that people recommend to have laugh at you, or did you actually feel better afterwards? (Also, I don't mean "feeling better" as in "anything's better than this")

    • @Verillz
      @Verillz Před rokem +313

      @@Jackie777 these kind of "massage" are for to rub/clean off the dirt(the dark/white thing that comes off your skin aka dead skin cells) on your skin so its more smooth, they have these in bath houses in most asian countries

    • @ninja_dude
      @ninja_dude Před rokem +137

      @@Verillz it’s an ass whooping

  • @KeiVisual
    @KeiVisual Před rokem +762

    I have a VERY similar experience with my first full body massage, and I think "thorough" is the best way to describe it. Very professional, but WOW. They got EVERY nook and cranny. Not a fan, but I appreciate their hard work and I tipped them well.
    I still haven't gone back.
    She asked "soft or rough" and I said "rough please" because my shoulders were shot to hell.
    IT HURT SO MUCH WHEN SHE WAS DIGGING INTO IT. I said "Owow owow! That hurts a bit." And she only said "It's no good."
    Later I realized my shoulder pain was GONE, I didn't feel relaxed, but she basically crushed my shoulder pain into submission. Truly impressive work.

  • @worldofhunter1636
    @worldofhunter1636 Před rokem +439

    2:58 Bob's laugh in the background makes this part just even better😂

  • @Loayo
    @Loayo Před rokem +6013

    Really like how well this is animated, shows how much Mark values quality

    • @sebschulordkroko1011
      @sebschulordkroko1011 Před rokem +7

      @dontreadmyprofilepicture2274 then why you say this? Maybe because it's a Rickroll?

    • @jeanbuck7643
      @jeanbuck7643 Před rokem +54

      Mark and the people he works with have always been quality over quantity kinds of people and it's awesome

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +2

      ‎E‎

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls Před rokem +30

      "I really want you to show the pain of my balls."
      -Mark to the animators, despite knowing it has to be censored

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Před rokem +14

      @@jeanbuck7643 Have you SEEN Mark's Hollywood-like Productions? From his early "Who Killed Markiplier" to his "Mother Loving Warfstache" and his Darkiplier as well as Markiplier in Space. Jacksepticeye is no exception either, even he prefers Quality over Quantity.

  • @kimchiii3200
    @kimchiii3200 Před 11 měsíci +477

    Literally did this not even 30 min ago… my god the accuracy in which mark described everything especially the ball part, I have never felt more pain in that area. Other than that tho the pain felt good idk what Mark’s talking about 💀

  • @chadnorris8257
    @chadnorris8257 Před rokem +259

    Given how much of a not-masochist Mark is, you know he loved every second of that.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 Před 7 měsíci +19

      I’m positive it’s not a fetish he has, more of a strength test. A sort of “Am I strong enough to endure XYZ?”
      I’m certain he’s not a Cenobite from Hellraiser.

  • @MW-jy2fb
    @MW-jy2fb Před rokem +4323

    Didn't expect this story to get animated but I was pleasantly surprised

  • @JustCallMeDija
    @JustCallMeDija Před rokem +6318

    2:02 “This guy went at me like he hated me,” made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

    • @sonicrider321
      @sonicrider321 Před rokem +41

      That was just me for a good 10 minutes straight, rewinding it back 5 seconds every time
      it got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @warwolf7113
      @warwolf7113 Před rokem +32

      "Everything about me. Everything that I stood for" 😂😂😂

    • @pokethunder1589
      @pokethunder1589 Před 4 měsíci

      Same

    • @athenapromachos3027
      @athenapromachos3027 Před 3 měsíci

      lmao yep

  • @cockatooinsunglasses7492
    @cockatooinsunglasses7492 Před rokem +100

    "I wonder why the Korean birthrate is so low."
    Korea: 3:39

  • @rosegoldedits3555
    @rosegoldedits3555 Před 6 měsíci +64

    3:21 this scene is soo much funnier all because of the music

  • @TheBubbleBubblePop
    @TheBubbleBubblePop Před rokem +4397

    Upon listening to this, I remembered when I went to a Korean bathhouse and done the same thing. The ajumma was just as thorough and just as aggressive as Mark described in his experience 😂 I walked out to my boyfriend saying that I feel like I’m a few shades lighter 😂😂

    • @sheerbeauty
      @sheerbeauty Před rokem +136

      So it's the "Exfoliating" massage!

    • @TKrystine
      @TKrystine Před rokem +123

      @@Nighterlevfew shades they said, as in skin tone, lol.

    • @Ysalomet
      @Ysalomet Před rokem +4

      Do women go through the same thing, I wonder?

    • @TKrystine
      @TKrystine Před rokem +48

      @@Nighterlev well you didn’t even quote it right. They said “I walked out to my boyfriend saying that I feel like I’m a few shades lighter.” Maybe try quoting it right before saying I’m wrong- and yes you do feel like you’re lighter. That’s like saying “I feel like I’m a few shades darker” if you think you got a tan, or “a few shades lighter” if you think you lost your tan. I’m sure they didn’t mean a physical feeling- also when you had dead skin cells, your skin appears darker, so if you clear of those skin cells, your skin will appear lighter in color, and they were possibly exaggerating it because of how thorough the scrubbing was. It could also be referring to the skin color being reddish due to scrubbing.

    • @TheBubbleBubblePop
      @TheBubbleBubblePop Před rokem +18

      @@Ysalomet yes, we do

  • @BIG_SHOBE
    @BIG_SHOBE Před rokem +6763

    These animations are always so fun to watch I love when Markiplier uploads these

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official Před 9 měsíci +22

    Imagine being the guy who tried to kill Markiplier's balls.

  • @orrie1911
    @orrie1911 Před 6 měsíci +28

    THE SOUND EFFECT AT 2:39 HAS ME ACTUALLY CRYING

  • @sourfruitmelk4026
    @sourfruitmelk4026 Před rokem +2900

    At this point, I want Markiplier to hire an animation team because oh my god, this is the most hilarious thing ever. I NEED A CONSTANT STREAM OF ANIMATED DISTRACTIBLE STORIES PLS

    • @jovanaaaaa
      @jovanaaaaa Před rokem +14

      True! Would love the entire episodes to be animated. So damn good

    • @iguessihaveinsomnia4594
      @iguessihaveinsomnia4594 Před rokem +32

      I think he did hire an animation team this was animated by tooncee and haricz they are amazing animators couple. I checked they're youtube account and they didn't post this on their youtube account so i think its safe to assume mark hire them animate destractible. Check their youtube account they're amazing!

    • @Seen420
      @Seen420 Před rokem +2

      Markiplier slowly becoming a story time animation channel 😂

  • @Yozora_Ultima
    @Yozora_Ultima Před rokem +11005

    As a Korean I can confirm this is a real thing they do in some saunas. They do a good job removing lots of dead skins on your body but mark is right that it burns and it hurts a bit but once your done and you go in the hot tub it feels so satisfying. It may be uncomfortable at first but it’s not a bad thing to do every now and then to remove dead skins.

    • @nahimgudfam
      @nahimgudfam Před rokem +51

      yes

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 Před rokem +623

      I don’t think you need to scrub that hard to remove skill cells cuz they fall off on their own💀

    • @orange8175
      @orange8175 Před rokem +396

      that be removing live skin

    • @scarabdust
      @scarabdust Před rokem +648

      @@halatiny6537 Nah, your body is always covered in a layer of dead skin. Exfoliating is good for you because it gets rid of dead cells faster. Especially for people like me with oily skin and body acne.

    • @SavagePassion666
      @SavagePassion666 Před rokem +113

      I think i'd prefer to be stinky but retain my flesh.

  • @babystone42
    @babystone42 Před rokem +4361

    I was listening to this story while bussing tables at work, and I can't tell you how difficult it was to keep from laughing my ass off

    • @trathanstargazer6421
      @trathanstargazer6421 Před rokem +84

      You deserve better then a couple of bots. So here, have a comment, and yeah I imagine it was hard!

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Před rokem +11

      Where's my order of Wantons? lol jk.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Před rokem

      I’M BETTER THAN MARKIPLIER

    • @mr.cathacker
      @mr.cathacker Před rokem +8

      yes, some people look at you like you are about to murder theyre dog and feed it to theyre children if you start shitting youself laughing in most scenes

    • @Angeldustfrfr
      @Angeldustfrfr Před rokem +3

      I know I am at home but my family is in the room next to me so I can't laugh

  • @ddalgi6673
    @ddalgi6673 Před rokem +27

    also korean here and mark going through the biggest culture shock of korean bath houses is so funny even though he's half korean 😭😭
    never even considered how much more painful it would be for a man to do this massage omg 💀💀

  • @DeluxeFlame
    @DeluxeFlame Před rokem +38

    1:29, marvelous

  • @reddro5423
    @reddro5423 Před rokem +11101

    Can we all agree that bob’s laugh makes it 10x funnier than it already is? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dablazingbryan5559
      @dablazingbryan5559 Před rokem +90

      I was already laughing, while hearing Bob losing it, I laugh maybe 5x harder.

    • @Alex-se7wy
      @Alex-se7wy Před rokem +7

      No, I didn't like it 😶

    • @Gentruel
      @Gentruel Před rokem +9

      Yeah

    • @Lil_Yuri
      @Lil_Yuri Před rokem +29

      Bob has a really infectious laugh

    • @noiiiiivad
      @noiiiiivad Před rokem +16

      I was laughing 30 seconds into the video, bobs laugh almost made me drop my phone in the toilet

  • @nathanatwood9028
    @nathanatwood9028 Před rokem +3326

    Probably my favorite distractable animation ever. Amazing job by the artists.

    • @lorielekhay823
      @lorielekhay823 Před rokem +12

      the name of the artist is named tooncee they're on yt

  • @prolifik3418
    @prolifik3418 Před rokem +58

    I would give anything to have friends like Mark think of all those hilarious stories that we don't get to hear

  • @blinky6254
    @blinky6254 Před rokem +13

    3:02 That laugh from the distance

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Před rokem +3670

    Massage guy knew it was Mark. Wherever he may be now he has the bragging rights of saying he destroyed Mark's little Mark, lol.
    My sides are in pain, this is amazing.

    • @subean1930
      @subean1930 Před rokem +27

      I mean, it is Korea, so he probably doesn't know

    • @DerMBen
      @DerMBen Před rokem +164

      He knew Mark wants to "see how much his body can handle"

    • @TinaGloria2012
      @TinaGloria2012 Před rokem +6

      Yeah it was a super hilarious story when I heard it on distractible

    • @jamesthebluecat1263
      @jamesthebluecat1263 Před rokem +14

      Hilarious painful for me. When he got to the bells part MY bells flinched and reacted like they were in pain. DEAR GOD!

    • @forf3512
      @forf3512 Před rokem +14

      "cant believe i get early access to marks little marks"

  • @WeAreAirborne
    @WeAreAirborne Před rokem +1053

    listen. ok. solely from an animation perspective, the water sploosh at 1:48 is goddamn masterful. Haricz holy shit master of water physics

    • @katium9176
      @katium9176 Před rokem +29

      Water benders as animators be like--

  • @Punk-possum
    @Punk-possum Před 9 měsíci +2

    Imagine going to a bathhouse and then you just see markiplier getting a surprise skin removing surgery

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Bob just absolutely howling in the background during the whole story is totally perfect. Just hearing his laughter echo in the background when he moves away from the mic

  • @MissMiepsels
    @MissMiepsels Před rokem +2822

    This perfectly describes the 'massage' I got in a Moroccan bathhouse. Only the lady that did the 'massaging' was also naked and the whole bathhouse was singing and clapping prior to this 'massage'. Let's just say it was an experience I will never forget 😂

    • @galaxyocicat5660
      @galaxyocicat5660 Před rokem +169

      Why tf it sounds like some Midsommar sht

    • @MissMiepsels
      @MissMiepsels Před rokem

      @@galaxyocicat5660 It had a very high rating on Google as well 😂

    • @beaniies
      @beaniies Před rokem +61

      I remember getting one done in a Moroccan bathhouse for the first time when I was young (never been naked in front of a stranger before) but the lady that was scrubbing me wasn’t naked and it was just me and her and I was so embarrassed.😂

    • @MinaDrawzStuff
      @MinaDrawzStuff Před rokem +58

      As a Moroccan, I can absolutely agree that this is how Moroccan bathhouses are like.
      EXACTLY just like the one in the video- We got used to it over time though.

    • @sorasong9708
      @sorasong9708 Před rokem +3

      Mark is secretly gay or bi confirmed, a real man would be comfortable about his sexuality and not try to convince anyone that he was "straight" anyway.

  • @cookiemonsterz413
    @cookiemonsterz413 Před rokem +957

    There's a female only korean style bath house (in America) that me and my mom would go to occasionally before the pandemic and they offered these massages. Although, they are labeled as full body scrubs (they had actual massages too). And while it did hurt at first, afterwards you are literally as smooth as a koalas brain, so, I do recommend if only for the aftermath.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Před rokem +69

      _Smooth as a koala's brain!_ God I love that. Someone else said it removes the dead skin? So it would make sense if you felt smooth after the fact. You'd be healthier, I'd imagine, with all that off.

    • @rachelgibson2113
      @rachelgibson2113 Před rokem +8

      Why a koala? (as oppose to other animals)

    • @cookiemonsterz413
      @cookiemonsterz413 Před rokem +53

      @@rachelgibson2113 Because their brains are literally smooth, they have vertually no wrinkles in their brains

    • @ShadowNinetales
      @ShadowNinetales Před 9 měsíci +19

      ​@@cookiemonsterz413 Yep, koalas are cute, weird little dumb-dumbs. I've heard they can't recognize a eucalyptus leaf as food at all if it's laid down on a flat surface instead of growing out of a tree. They won't even try to grab it, it just doesn't register at all. Which, to be fair, isn't necessarily a situation they'd have to deal with much in the wild, since they usually just stay in the trees, but still.

    • @SuperBrittCole
      @SuperBrittCole Před 8 měsíci

      Was it Spa LA?

  • @Swaggerly
    @Swaggerly Před rokem +7

    I've been debating with myself for a couple of days whether or not I should write this, but here goes.
    My dad died recently due to cancer, and I was certain that I would never laugh or smile again (I know, it's a common feeling when someone close to you dies). It has really taken a toll on me, and everytime I even smiled I was striken with guilt, even when he was still alive, because I didn't want to be happy, when I knew he was in pain.
    The day before the funeral I was having a hard time convincing myself to go to bed, because I didn't want to. I wasn't ready to say the final goodbye to my dad. Then I went thorugh my notifications on CZcams, and came across this video. And I laughed. I laughed so hard, that I started crying. I continued to laugh, and rewatched it over and over and over again. And I didn't feel guilty, because it occured to me that my dad would be pissed if he saw me wallowing in selfpity. And it felt like the world kinda made sense again, and it is okay to be sad, but also to laugh your ass off.
    I went to bed, and slept the entire night.
    So thank you for making me laugh, when I needed it the most.

  • @grae_x
    @grae_x Před rokem +20

    I went to an all women’s Korean bathhouse in America and we decided to get the same scrub done- which would’ve been fine if I didn’t just get a fresh new tattoo on my ribs a week prior lol (thankfully I was able to tell her to not touch that spot.) It hurt so good though. I try to go back every year because the other amenities are so worth the price lol.

  • @falsehoodintensifies445
    @falsehoodintensifies445 Před rokem +1318

    I will never get tired of Distractible animations please let them be a constant part of the channel Mark please

  • @megmaitre8501
    @megmaitre8501 Před rokem +482

    When you think about it, Mark’s cousin was the true villain for asking him if he wanted a massage

  • @PeteTheFrenchie
    @PeteTheFrenchie Před rokem +26

    It's been 11 days since this released, and I've already watched it like 30+ times. It's just too funny

  • @aliceshifferd1484
    @aliceshifferd1484 Před rokem +11

    So being half Korean I went through this as a child because my mother would take me with her, till I was able to do this on my own I’m to happy she did because every person who has touched my skin has always said you have the most softest skin I have ever felt

  • @selinnazsur2328
    @selinnazsur2328 Před rokem +2096

    When he got to the balls part I nearly choked on the stale peanuts I was eating 🤣 And Bob's laugh didn't help at all

  • @insertpng6289
    @insertpng6289 Před rokem +321

    3:52 markiplier’s skin is the cigarette

    • @TopTechSavvy
      @TopTechSavvy Před rokem +15

      What

    • @xdryan2.o572
      @xdryan2.o572 Před 9 měsíci +11

      ​@@TopTechSavvyHe is trying to say that he made a cigarete from the skin that he cleaned from Mark 🐢

  • @LightMyStar
    @LightMyStar Před 8 měsíci +7

    I've only been to a Korean spa one time and decided to get this done, and while at first it was unpleasant, once I got used to it I really liked it. I also have never felt as clean since

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Mark's balls got a triple combo twice!

  • @ch.ii.s
    @ch.ii.s Před rokem +757

    This is some Nichijou levels of animation and I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages. What incredible animation!

  • @benji8648
    @benji8648 Před rokem +628

    The music combined with the animation is what makes this an absolute masterpiece

    • @nairobi8056
      @nairobi8056 Před rokem

      I’ve heard it before but don’t really know what the song is,

    • @hwwplp
      @hwwplp Před rokem +1

      ​@@nairobi8056 Mozart classic piece

    • @Seen420
      @Seen420 Před rokem

      Classical music as Markiplier is being grinded by a towel

    • @SB-yh3vd
      @SB-yh3vd Před rokem

      Bits and pieces of Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik," K. 525 - excerpted just enough to dodge copyright, I think! 😅

  • @jacksonArson
    @jacksonArson Před 9 měsíci +2

    as a guy whose visited Korea I can say it feel like the lady scrubbing me was holding some sort of repressed anger against me XD as soon as she told me to turn over my brain no joke said "RIP balls"

  • @CappyK
    @CappyK Před 10 měsíci +6

    You know the massage worked because when you ask him, "Feel better?" He says "YES! PLEASE NO MORE. SO MUCH BETTER THANK YOU!"

  • @davidmason5163
    @davidmason5163 Před rokem +714

    Dammit...Good story telling...I was snorting laughing from the halfway point...haven't snorted in an age! Well played Markiplier , well played!

    • @gracie_sardothien9373
      @gracie_sardothien9373 Před rokem +2

      omg same as soon as he started telling the part about how his balls didnt and would never exist again i started snorting and cackling like i never have before, it was so funny

  • @alexislennon4973
    @alexislennon4973 Před rokem +585

    2:45
    I laughed so hard 😂

  • @alexander_creepy
    @alexander_creepy Před rokem +13

    "This guy went at me like he hated me"
    Is my favorite part 😂

  • @tylereatongamer6651
    @tylereatongamer6651 Před 11 měsíci +20

    But...Did Mark want kids?

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-7635 Před rokem +176

    The best part is, this is probably the exact same technique that was used 1000's of years ago in Korea. Basically it's like visiting the ancient times and getting a "massage"

  • @jeromehelion4766
    @jeromehelion4766 Před rokem +174

    2:55 I just F@#$ing died.

    • @rh8884
      @rh8884 Před rokem +8

      The build-up 😭 and then the explosion of laughter and "WHAM WHAM!!" sound effects from Mark and the audio. Lmaoooo. Exquisite, all around 🤌

    • @Javieraguilar7
      @Javieraguilar7 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I can't breathe 😂

  • @gudkush420
    @gudkush420 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Good ole Korean Professionalism. Clinical. Thorough. Aggressive. Efficient. 10/10

  • @swosg
    @swosg Před 11 měsíci +11

    I love how the cleaner had a cigarette in his mouth afterwards like he just got done doing the deed 😂

  • @muak_kuak
    @muak_kuak Před rokem +142

    1:38 that is a long censor bar

    • @KeenEyeStudios
      @KeenEyeStudios Před rokem +41

      Haven’t seen his onlyfans so I don’t know if it’s accurate.

    • @jskskl
      @jskskl Před rokem +15

      @@KeenEyeStudios bro💀

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl Před rokem +14

      @@jskskl why the skull bro

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před rokem +12

      Average

    • @KeenEyeStudios
      @KeenEyeStudios Před rokem +9

      @@solus8685 I don’t wanna know how you know.

  • @barlin07
    @barlin07 Před rokem +1172

    I knew this story needed to be animated. I knew it would be fantastic. This exceeded my expectations. Absolute perfection

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Před rokem

      I’M BETTER THAN MARKIPLIER

    • @Mimicker1
      @Mimicker1 Před rokem +1

      @Logan floor ⸜⁄ no

    • @Mimicker1
      @Mimicker1 Před rokem +1

      @@I_quit_trolling_now bot

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad Před rokem +2

      Same!! I laughed so much when hearing it. This was worth it 😂

    • @barlin07
      @barlin07 Před rokem +1

      @@Mimicker1 I keep reporting those comments as spam. Hopefully they'll get removed.

  • @Lord_Damasuki
    @Lord_Damasuki Před rokem +5

    3:02 killed me 😆💀

  • @PastelPinkChaos
    @PastelPinkChaos Před 7 měsíci +2

    Can we appreciate how adorable the animation is?

  • @DapperJeff
    @DapperJeff Před rokem +382

    I remember listening to that story while working and let me tell you, it took everything I had to prevent me from laughing. I guess my boss saw me cause my face looked like I was gonna burst out laughing and he asked me "What's going on?" I told him "Oh nothing boss, just remembering something funny that happened today." I always look forward to a new episode of Distractable.

    • @fruzsinanemeth
      @fruzsinanemeth Před rokem +3

      Listened to this episode at home LUCKYLY cuz I cryed from the laughter while cooking. :D Never gonna forget! :D

  • @sphzxcv
    @sphzxcv Před rokem +813

    i love when youtubers talk about their heritage it really brings you closer to them

  • @hopscotch-
    @hopscotch- Před 11 měsíci +2

    So last week while I was in Korea, I went to the sauna and got the massage. Everything he said was accurate. The difference for the women is the older ladies who are doing the massages have on bikinis. Also, the lady was kind enough to ask me “is the towel okay” but if I had said no, I wonder if there would have been another option. Oh and when Bob asked about “was it the same towel” my brain went exactly where marks went. I had the flashbacks to the way mine ended and remembered the dipping of the towel. And I was like “you know what now that I think about it, I think she just dipped it and called me back there. Then just dumped the bowl of water on it and was like ok next.”

    • @hopscotch-
      @hopscotch- Před 11 měsíci

      I wonder if he had the boiled egg while he was there. If not, he should go back and do it right

  • @thefunnyegg-fe8lr
    @thefunnyegg-fe8lr Před měsícem +1

    Oh, let me tell you. I'm also half Korean and when I was around 10, I went to a Korean bathhouse with my mom and grandma, which was all fine and good. After the bathhouse experience, my NAKED grandma starts asking me questions in Korean that I barely understand, and then, after I fail to give an answer, starts VIGOROUSLY SCRUBBING her equally naked grandchild. I had no idea what was going on or why this was happening, and when I pulled away she simply grabbed me and continued to scrub, mumbling about how it was healthy or whatever. It was only after I met up with my mom that I got any kind of explanation...

  • @ThatGuyJohn05
    @ThatGuyJohn05 Před rokem +102

    Dear god the detail here😖2:17

  • @savievere9759
    @savievere9759 Před rokem +169

    Okay, this broke me. Literally in tears, which now has my coworkers asking me what's wrong? Maybe i should've waited to watch this until I got home

    • @KendraEevee
      @KendraEevee Před rokem

      I watched this at work, too! Well, actually, I was watching it in the breakroom at work while I waited until it was time for me to clock in. And when I got home from work, I watched it again and I laughed so loud and hard, I had trouble catching my breath!

  • @Jerry_the_Head
    @Jerry_the_Head Před 11 měsíci +3

    3:02 for mark getting hit in the clackers

  • @Inverted6354
    @Inverted6354 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I was literally laughing for 10 minutes

  • @eva1585
    @eva1585 Před rokem +396

    omg.. phenomenal work with the animation. The expressions, the EMOTION. Truly stunning 😂

  • @dat_fast_boi
    @dat_fast_boi Před rokem +128

    3:07 This is the best analogy.
    Good job, animator.

  • @laylakindafruity
    @laylakindafruity Před rokem +31

    3:45 WHY ARE YOU MOANING?!?!? also rip to marks balls

  • @zolazar6928
    @zolazar6928 Před rokem +7

    This and Bob's Fridge story are head to head on funniest stories I've heard.
    Tears of laughter were shed XD

  • @Wari
    @Wari Před rokem +185

    Mark, I am sorry that you have had a very painful experience.
    What you've experienced is called "Body scrubbing or exfoliation / 때밀이(Ttae-mi-ri)," which exfoliates your bad dead skin from your body which is really far from a massage. I think your cousin did not know how to explain "때밀이" at that time.
    I am sure it is a strange and unique experience that you can only experience in some Asian countries like South Korea or China. I am curious about what next story behind it! :)

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Před rokem +6

      Oh Mark was totally into it

    • @Kaymazo
      @Kaymazo Před rokem +12

      @@ursidae97 We have learned he is a masochist, despite how much he tries to convince us he isn't, after all...

    • @Adam-sr6gj
      @Adam-sr6gj Před rokem +6

      Tis very common in arabic culture as well. Except no ones fully naked. I wonder how and why theres so many similarities between cultures

  • @foy5051
    @foy5051 Před rokem +195

    Credit to the animators for bringing this story to life. This hilarious story was made a 1000x better😂

  • @aarongreen487
    @aarongreen487 Před rokem +2

    I hadn't heard of the Distractible podcast before this. Now I've listened to it every day since I watched this video

  • @Lilith1600AD
    @Lilith1600AD Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love how he’s like hop up

  • @rocks4stxr
    @rocks4stxr Před rokem +80

    3:32 damn 😅

  • @A-strange-visitor
    @A-strange-visitor Před rokem +37

    0:28 i like how marks face becomes worried when he says he's been to them in L.A

  • @CCRhorst
    @CCRhorst Před rokem

    When my dad was in Thailand, a bunch of guys told him to try out the massages there. So he goes, when he takes his shirt off the lady doing his massage giggles because he's a big, hairy, American guy, but then gets to work. He said it wasn't bad until she went digging in with just her elbows, then it was excruciating. Now my dad is a big, tough Marine who regularly has gone to get adjustments from the chiropractor, has had massages before, he's got a pretty good pain tolerance so for him to say it was painful is something. When he reached his limit, he tried to get the lady to stop, but due to the language barrier she didn't know and kept massaging his back. He had to throw her off his back, he slapped the money down and left. Said he was out of sorts for a week.

  • @riverrile
    @riverrile Před 7 měsíci

    The Korean body scrub is one of the most painful and humiliating experiences I've ever had growing up.
    It's even more humiliating if the person scrubbing you is a parent who not only forced you into it multiple times, but constantly reminded you how weak and disgusting you are while scrubbing you down (I'm Korean American).

  • @sorbetkidyoutube
    @sorbetkidyoutube Před rokem +74

    3:02 When you see the price of a PS5 on eBay.

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    • @lawnmower...
      @lawnmower... Před rokem +3

      Dumpy supremacy

  • @LukaDeezNuts
    @LukaDeezNuts Před rokem +206

    Whoever animated this deserves every penny Mark paid him/her because this is good really good

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 Před rokem +36

      Not trying to be a dick, but instead of him/her you can just say "them" mate.

    • @Plazmasoldier
      @Plazmasoldier Před rokem +1

      It says it at the end.

    • @chrisfowler5428
      @chrisfowler5428 Před rokem +3

      @@silvercandra4275 fair enough in this case but to be clear "mate" you are either a man or a woman. Biologically

    • @yharr3789
      @yharr3789 Před rokem +31

      @@chrisfowler5428
      How about you biologically get some maidens

    • @chrisfowler5428
      @chrisfowler5428 Před rokem

      @@yharr3789 sorry my brain and body function as intended the biological way I was born

  • @nijisalem3554
    @nijisalem3554 Před 3 měsíci

    I will never fully forget that mark first told the story on unnas annus. I thought it was really funny when he's told it on distractible and now that it's animated, it's even funnier

  • @DonPatrono
    @DonPatrono Před rokem +1

    reminds me of those comedy skits where you go to get a massage and meet a very cute lil asian receptionist at front that accompanies you to the massage bed, and then the cute lady gets replaced by a 6ft3 german Fraulein built like a tank that kneads you like you owe her money

  • @abybergdahl
    @abybergdahl Před rokem +631

    Please remember the animators are credited at the end of the video, mark didn't animate this and the creators deserve the recognition for these incredibly hilarious animations. because they really bring the stories to life!

    • @zadinal
      @zadinal Před rokem +29

      No one thinks Mark animated this...

    • @abybergdahl
      @abybergdahl Před rokem +19

      @@zadinal well one yeah I don't assume most do but there are some comments phrased like they think mark made it.

    • @Rolling_Girl_falling_forever
      @Rolling_Girl_falling_forever Před rokem +31

      @@zadinal You'd be surprised. OPs just making sure credit is properly given, animation is hard work.

    • @evanderzufarsetiawan2511
      @evanderzufarsetiawan2511 Před rokem

      Yes and even before the end of this mark credit them on the description

    • @RealmDragolord_X
      @RealmDragolord_X Před rokem

      🐥

  • @melanieconway3437
    @melanieconway3437 Před rokem +65

    2:10 as a masochist, tho, he must've loved it

  • @iHaveAbomb194
    @iHaveAbomb194 Před rokem +1

    the cigarette afterwards the cherry on top its like, "same shit different day" vibe from the masseur.

  • @nickrust8403
    @nickrust8403 Před 6 měsíci +3

    the fact that some people have unknowingly seen markiplier naked in a bath house is wild

  • @Shadowblade0888
    @Shadowblade0888 Před rokem +63

    3:12 its alot mark I've felt it before.I was jumping on a trampoline and then.Yowch!

  • @pottersheads3269
    @pottersheads3269 Před rokem +73

    3:28 R.I.P MARKIPILER 💀

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    • @balltickler775
      @balltickler775 Před rokem +2

      lmfaooo 💀💀

  • @norathecatwitch3601
    @norathecatwitch3601 Před rokem +2

    Me thinking this would be nice to get off all the dead skin and then I realized Mark wasn't like "it was cool or like whatever" and remembered he's a -masochist- pain tolerance tester.

  • @myrokin
    @myrokin Před 5 měsíci +8

    Bob's laughter at 3:03 is about the best most wholesome thing. I just can't.

  • @shaylaryan6227
    @shaylaryan6227 Před rokem +172

    Over 15,000 views in less than 8 minutes. Markiplier is just so awesome man.

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    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 Před rokem +1

      same guy who crashed a site within an hour for charity

  • @LPdedicated
    @LPdedicated Před rokem +168

    I'm going through a very tough time in my life, but who knew a hilarious animation on top of a story about Mark awkwardly suffering would make me laugh for the first time in weeks. :)

    • @Prexxi_
      @Prexxi_ Před rokem +2

      All the best for you!

    • @ailynevensen
      @ailynevensen Před rokem +2

      I hope things get better for you soon 🥰

    • @LPdedicated
      @LPdedicated Před rokem

      @@Prexxi_ Thank you very much! :)

    • @LPdedicated
      @LPdedicated Před rokem

      @@ailynevensen Thank you! I appreciate it! :)

  • @hxnnq
    @hxnnq Před rokem +33

    i had an actual stroke trying to read the korean sign at 4:06 😅
    like what do you mean by ”eobngijlitm” 😀
    its probably just the sign at the start mirrored but you gotta admit its pretty funny LMAO

    • @Sugar.glass_4ever
      @Sugar.glass_4ever Před 9 měsíci

      Considering that ㄹ is in reverse it might say 찜질방 (jjimjilbang, maybe?) but got flipped over, in some or another way.

  • @thegeekoutgirl
    @thegeekoutgirl Před rokem +57

    2:03 I actually got an actual massage while I was in South Korea once and I seriously thought that that lady HATED ME. Like I unalived her pet or something. I wanted to SCREAM hahahaha. But afterwards, I felt like jello. It was a good message lol. Never got a bopdy scrub though. Will have to try one day hahahaha

  • @MintTea2005
    @MintTea2005 Před rokem +150

    This had me laughing so hard, Mark didn’t say he didn’t like it so I’m assuming he liked it 10/10 because he’s some kind of masochist

    • @Nachtiu2
      @Nachtiu2 Před rokem +40

      Mark lied, he actually knew how aggressive it was, he just wanted to see if his body could take it.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Před rokem +10

      Lol the fact is the next time he's in Korea where do you think he's going

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. Před rokem +1

    Im in a stanley parable phase atm and the only thing I can think of when I look at that masseuse guy is narrator

  • @ArtsyPinkWolf641
    @ArtsyPinkWolf641 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Okay so Mark has some Korean traditions and I have my Cherokee traditions such as i went to a powwow once

  • @TheMorbidMist
    @TheMorbidMist Před rokem +66

    1:12 I wish to be this comfy and at peace at least once in my life