I don't know where you can BUY Takis powder, but you can make it pretty easily. It's basically just onion powder, hot chili powder, salt, and lime juice
Mark: * putting on an Irish accent * Mark: "Oh, he's Australian!" Mark * proceeds to speak in a thick British accent * Me, an Australian: "N-not quite mate. Keep trying."
25 years later... Breaking News: Mark Fishbach found in his backyard snorting Takis Powder, screaming about never getting his true massage. His 69 billion subscribers are confused and angry...
Werewolf anime chick: ”You’ll be the first male I welcome into my cave! It’s a bit humid inside but it’s also very warm and cozy....” Me: N O T H I N G S E X U A L A B O U T T H I S A T A L L
Jack vs mark: Jack: takes it seriously and never actually gets three stars on tuto Mark: Picks the stupidest answers and tries to save himself, wins fist try
mark sees werewolf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mark sees talking jar of mayo: *jumping up and down* YES YAY YES I LOVE IT
I was trying to figure out that bird's shirt so hard. Mark: Oh, he's Australian! ... BOOBIES. His shirt says "I ❤ Boobies" because a Booby is a type of bird commonly found in Australia. So clever.
Almost four years after this video was posted, I finally realized that the shirt is supposed to say “I love chicks” How has it taken this long, I’ve watched these videos so much
Need more episodes, your reactions to the "massages" made me laugh so hard! XD Seriously, it's early in the morning, and I'm afraid my laughs have woken up my roomies.. :P This shit is hillarious! XD
Basically people working for a site company for example: PornHub being staged and recorded frik fraking other people not knowing who each other are and then the site company puts it on their webpage where the whole entire world can see it. It's also basically sex being recorded and uploaded onto the Internet for the whole entire world to see. That's what porn is I would go into more details but I don't want to scar you for your whole entire lifespan. You're welcome :)
I've said this before and I'll say it again - the Australian "mate/wankah/g'day" accent we are familiar with originated from _British criminals sent to Australia as a prison_
21:38 first the punishment musical, then the FNAF musical, now a beautifully sung "i love you". there's no doubt about it, mark is a REALLY good singer!
I'm a Massage Therapist. When it comes to massaging Mayo, you want to make sure to keep proximal to the lid, or else any venus return from some deep eflourage could cause the Mayo to become runny. Also I find an Active Range of Motion technique with some deep cross fiber fiction with a knife onto a peice of toast really beneficial for any Mayo that is starting to become hard and or crusty. Mmm yes get some good thixotropy with that Mayo.
Taylor Roberts, you WHAT? how DARE you eat somebody else's mayo! You can't do that in PUBLIC! In front of your friends *family* like, do it in your meantime dude, but c'mon! So inappropriate!
ok but does anybody else notice the fact that the pink haired girl burned a body?! "I thought I got rid of that smell!" *burning smell* *smell disappears* SHE BURNED A ROTTING BODY
M.A.D Gaming Lol, you're funny, I guess.?....(Shut up! I'm trying to be nice to this poor soul!) I subscribed (Well, I don't care if its bad content! Cut this guy some slack!)
5:04 Looking back now, none of us should have been shocked when Mark made his video where he "eats" the different flavours of Takis in his...interesting way.
Mark sees hot girls: you look cool
Mark sees mayo : MAYO MAYO MAYO!!!
My Life : Ummm please kill me
Sees cheese : OK never fucking mind I wanna live
i feel attacked
Prioritization on point
Only Chads Like Mayo
@@mayomage5064 LMAO
On date
"What's a weird habit you have?"
Mark: *Talks about Takis and only licking the powder*
@Radley Rodriguez absolutely true
Is that Sulli as your profile picture? 💕
My friend likes doing that only licking the powder
Mark: "i got it down to a science"
Mark: *rambles about takis for another 30 seconds*
Bulk takis powder is only made in Mexico
I don't know where you can BUY Takis powder, but you can make it pretty easily. It's basically just onion powder, hot chili powder, salt, and lime juice
Aaron LePage What even are Takis?
Mikayla Jacobs similar to hot Cheetos but Mexican and I think they taste different (I'm not entirely sure because I never eat hot things)
Mikayla Jacobs they're like corn chips except they're rolled up and covered in chili-lime powder. heaven on earth honestly
Celi, takis are like hot cheetos, but rolled up in sort of a taco form with hot powder outside and lime juice inside
You don't know what Takis are!?!?!?
Mark: uses sexual innuendos in games that don’t have sexual innuendos
This Game: goes straight into sexual innuendos
Mark: NO THANK YOU
@AzureRavenZ the translation apparently of fr didw fr is fri dude ms
I need a second episode of this
AlterLynx Who doesn't?
AlterLynx yep
AlterLynx We need a second episode because TheLegend27...
Y e s
This Was The Funniest Shit Ever.
No one even noticed... Rial said everyone calls her Tuto. Tuto + Rial = TutoRial! Tutorial! She was used as a tutorial. (-_- )
holy shit
Savion Aiyana i realized that and just face palmed. then i explained it to my bf.
Savion Aiyana oh yeah
She looks like a remastered version of Frankie from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
minus well name her Toriel!
What if he did this with an eye tracker...
369 no scoper 𖨦𖧉𐤗
Screen: BOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOO-
Now this comment have 666 likes because of me :)
I need to see that!!!!!!
... Well shit
Mark: *talks about how the controller vibrates to massage your neck*
Me: *scared to look at comments*
Me: surprised there are not more of scary comments
Markiplier: "Ohhh GOD! My REPRESSED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!"
Me: "...annnnd I'm outta here."
If the controller vibrates on your neck while you’re getting a massage…
Could you use the vibrating controller somewhere else? 🥴😏
mark: makes duck noise
werewolf girl: *so you have chosen death*
Ur pfp is moving
It was literally a jumpscare.
That first girl is Rial, but everyone calls her Tuto. Tuto Rial.
*I LOVE IT*
The Great Majora u mean Rial Tuto
I DONT LIKE IT
fenikerntheawsome *tutorial
Or just Toriel
I just noticed that XD
That's rial-ly neat.
Imagine if someone walked in and saw you on a virtual date with mayonnaise
I'd ask if they want to join
And I’d say yes
"Mayonnaise" ;P
I'd love to put some mayonaise on that mayonaise 🤣🤣🤣
I’d slowly close the door
Mark: * putting on an Irish accent *
Mark: "Oh, he's Australian!"
Mark * proceeds to speak in a thick British accent *
Me, an Australian: "N-not quite mate. Keep trying."
I think a thicc British accent is putting it lightly, lmao. That was more of a distorted who knows. Ya know?
In one of his videos,he said “any British CZcamsr you could go ‘g'day mate'" so I think he thinks Australians are British and Brits are Australian-
@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 well, Australia was just a British penal colony until they weren't
Him trying to pronounce “wanker” 💀
I nearly cried.
“Oh, he’s Australian”
Please don’t start a-
“Noaw doont let meh down ya wanka”
*deep sigh*
I apologize for my CZcamsr
Breaks into cockney accent
On behalf of all Australians...*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*
As a fellow Australian, I sympathize.
*WANKA*
25 years later...
Breaking News: Mark Fishbach found in his backyard snorting Takis Powder, screaming about never getting his true massage. His 69 billion subscribers are confused and angry...
It was a start of a down spiral
That 69 was totally a coincidence, right?
@@lemonade8516 tOtALlY
69?
@@lemonade8516 Totally
Werewolf chick: * introducing herself *
Mark: HOLY CRAP A TAL-
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!*
Her name is nicole did you even read the text
@@jessiestrenke6041 WTF is that supposed to mean
@@jessiestrenke6041 you'd be one hell of a feminist
@@abithatsometimestrolls4080 Good one man 🙄
@@MashieMutt good one. Replying to a sarcastic comment with a sarcastic comment
Watching this after the UA sleepover it’s good to know he hasn’t changed his stance on Takis
And his more recent video pwahahaha
@@averytiredaunt4708 I couldn’t even finish that video I was too grossed out lol
oh that didn’t age well 😂😭😭
@@hannah831 too true !
Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
Werewolf anime chick: ”You’ll be the first male I welcome into my cave! It’s a bit humid inside but it’s also very warm and cozy....”
Me: N O T H I N G S E X U A L A B O U T T H I S A T A L L
Me when I got this game and she said that I just went I got laid by a wolf bitch fuck yeah
I NOW GET WHAT IT'S TALKING ABOUT OK THEN I SHOULD GET OFF OF THE INTERNET FOR TODAY
You have perfect amount of likes at the moment(69)
@@omkarlokhande3092 Not anymore. I cause destruction in the world.
And this is why you need context
Mark: Imma have an onion, just one, whole onion for dinner!
Me, watching him and Ethan choke down a days worth of onions 3 years later: 😕
Wdym
@@nottuu its unus annus
Well you won't see it again!
Oh yeah...
Momento Mori
This dudes body reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where squidward became beautiful.
You know the episode in talking about.😏
Bolu Lawal yes lol
Omg that's hilarious XDD
yep
XD the meme of him flinging across the room
Bolu Lawal And then he smacked his face against the frikin wall lol
Little did Mark know 4 years later his Taki obsession would provoke him to make a video about trying all taki flavors and slowly descending into hell
"You can massage me anytime Mark" said every fangirl in the world
Dalton Pinell "But he never will"- Reality
ReZisT Lust it's true tho
Ruben Gil i mean... thats why reality said it.
yassss! A message by a sexy man with a voice that makes my panties drop AND makes me laugh. *swoons*
YAAAAASSSSSSSSS
Jack vs mark:
Jack: takes it seriously and never actually gets three stars on tuto
Mark: Picks the stupidest answers and tries to save himself, wins fist try
true
Ikr
All that time playing Huniepop
lol
Mark is a natural massagey😏😏
(feels weird around other girls)
(sees mayo)
Mark: YES!!!
Mayo is the trans representation I was not expecting to see today but appreciated nonetheless. 😂
"Just a big, fat, onion for me!"
UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS.
whats an unus annus
Raziel The Goblin Slayer ya
Raziel The Goblin Slayer ya
@@ethanstinkus u rlly dont know?? It was a channal that after a year it would be deleted. The timer ended months ago.. i miss it
@@h0nkerbonker what timer? i have a faint memory of SOME channel, but it feels like it was sucked out of my mind
mark sees werewolf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mark sees talking jar of mayo: *jumping up and down* YES YAY YES I LOVE IT
Says the furry
So true XD
And says frik ya frik ya
killerkid1130 😂 lol so true
Oliver Brown legit was gonna say the same bro
*"I DONT KNOW ***_ANYTHING_***"*
Proceeds to talk about where takis powder is from
spilling the tea :LOGIC.. OK WHERE I PUT MY CLOROX?!
What-the-heck!!!!!!!
20:24 Why am I watching someone date a JAR OF MAYO!?!?
MAYONNAISE
is mayonnaise an instrument?
THUNDERCOOKIE 28 it's mayo the catfish(not the animal)
BOSSATRONIO XD
Did anyone catch the elephant trousers joke
I love how Mark is just so genuinely happy about dating Mayo, he jumps for joy while still recording. It gives me such intense dopamine and I love it
"SPONSER ME TAKIS! *SPONSOR ME!*"
~Markiplier
YOU LOVE SEXING MARKPLier
I don't get what happened with Marks intro!
What was he trying not to say?
Does anybody know?
Where are my Mexicans!!!!
Nathankefir Here!!! X3 God, he likes my favorite snack!!! :'3 (I don't like the licking part tho, but the powder is really good XD)
Nathankefir here
1.
Get bag of takis
2.
Get new meat tenderizer
3.
Smash the takis until it becomes powder
4.
Enjoy your full bag of taki powder
@Pe Lo *You're
Please dont hurt me
@Pe Lo Our battle will be legendary
I'm still waiting for the battle...
I always eat them like this
@@matthewuon2267 still waiting for the battle w-w
Imagine the fan edits that would've been made if Mark had actually read "I feel horny" out loud lmfao
jesus...
No no, I don’t wanna imagine it!
as an editor it makes me sad 💔
I hate u for mentioning this. The fact u did makes u scary. Respectfully.
I never thought I'd watch a man seduce a jar of mayonnaise but this is where quarantine has led me
The werewolf girl was honestly adorable. I like werewolves anyway though.
Accalia Ho-ho-hhoowwlllll ! I loved that! !
Accalia I'd smash lmao
Accalia i thought she was cute too tbh,,,
Geez you guys sound like furries to me...
I honestly would date her
I was trying to figure out that bird's shirt so hard.
Mark: Oh, he's Australian!
... BOOBIES.
His shirt says "I ❤ Boobies" because a Booby is a type of bird commonly found in Australia.
So clever.
So how u know that
Looool
That’s quite clever.
autumnsurvived7 smart person I..
Galapagos Islands
So basically this game is for girls who aren't old enough to buy vibrators. Got it
Sweet
S7Robin or guys
S7Robin lmfao
S7Robin oml
Yep. I've had a lot of....fun....with this game.
Almost four years after this video was posted, I finally realized that the shirt is supposed to say “I love chicks”
How has it taken this long, I’ve watched these videos so much
Need more episodes, your reactions to the "massages" made me laugh so hard! XD Seriously, it's early in the morning, and I'm afraid my laughs have woken up my roomies.. :P This shit is hillarious! XD
Best reaction so far: The warewolf.. :P "Mmm, that's nice, that's .. AAAAAARGGHH!!!!!" xD
***** How's that going for ya then? XD
Moar
Gitte Schultz more
Gitte Schultz yes there needs to be more
Is mayonaise an instrument?
No but she has some sexuality issues
Lol reference XD
Did you just assume Mayo's gender?
Also it said Johnny opened Mayo to himself.
*sigh* No, Patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument.
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Mark jumping up and down about Mayo made me happy
Rayna Marshall how could he not I mean it was MAYO from I my name is mayo
2017: Mark wants to be sponsored by takis
2020: Mark wants to be sponsored by whatever that corn brand was
Del Monte
And now, Green Giant
@@Quokka325 and now takis again
Don't forget about the time he threatened to sue Pop-Tarts out of existence-
Janein looks like a yandere... but that werewolf was adorable: 3
PLAY MORE!!!
Sasuke Girl ikr
FURRY ALERT! lol
Seen some thing with wolf girls werewolf...what...
"you can hear a bear fart" that part was funny
me as a kid watching this: oh cool! so you can use this game as a massager!
me as a teen: *it can be more than a massager...*
ur not funny
@@spammer2138 sorry if it took me awhile to reply, i'm trying to look for the person who asked
@@Ilovemycatloki I'm just saying you're not funny.
@@spammer2138 and i'm just saying who asked? you don't have to put me down like that, and i understand it's your opinion
@@Ilovemycatloki ok sorry, have a good day man. respect++
Oh no... Is this the next HunniePop?
James A Clouder I hope not...I think its BETTER >w>
nah, Huniepop 2 has a 2018 release confirmed.
"But HuniePop has great gameplay"
Not a quote from me it's some random guy on the internet.
James A Clouder oh god
James A Clouder
I'm at 0:44 going through the comments and that's not a good sign.
Mark: *goes to profile and clicks on a picture*
me: *OH SO WE GETTING JOJO POSES UP IN HERE*
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THE POSES 😭😭
SAME 😭😭😭
LMAO
the true pillar man
Did I just watch a handsome man flirting with a glass of mayonnaise and ended up loving it?
Lulu Brendlinson yes yes you did
Lulu Brendlinson ya I did to
Yes yes you did
Yup. U did, and so did I
I did too....dear god save me.
13:15 pretty sure my whole
family think I'm watching porn
Maja Sundqvist yaa me too😂
Maja Sundqvist I don't see the difference.
WTF IS PORN
Basically people working for a site company for example: PornHub being staged and recorded frik fraking other people not knowing who each other are and then the site company puts it on their webpage where the whole entire world can see it. It's also basically sex being recorded and uploaded onto the Internet for the whole entire world to see. That's what porn is I would go into more details but I don't want to scar you for your whole entire lifespan. You're welcome :)
+
heh, man, talking mayo
W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y
INSIDE JOKES
Neo Politan Inside jokes, or jokes about insides?
{cough, cough} 10:42 {cough, cough}
i never thought i would find this comment here, lol.
W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y
Panicking Potato XD
Mark: doesn’t like his neck touched
Also mark: plays game about putting things on your neck
I'm already 6 mins in and I've already laughed more than any person irl has made me in a week
thegirlwarrior same here
Mark (and his friends, especially Tyler and Ethan) have the power to do that!!!
Omfg so many likes
thegirlwarrior skip to the mayo part if u wanna real "lmao"
"MAKE THIS LOOK LIKE I'M SPINNING IN A GOD DAMN CIRCLE"
I'm dying
ultimaT everything is a jojo reference
ultimaT i
Fuck
ultimaT l
ultim
Rial: Let's play a game!
Markiplier: Yeah!
Rial: It's about knowing things!
Markiplier: oh fuck... I don't know anything
Markiplier: im fucked
Rial: Yeah you're Fucked.
HYPNOTIST 39 uggh
seeing Mark so happy and childish brought me more happiness than anything ever
*Oliver says "mate" once*
Mark: OH HE'S AUSTRALIAN
Australians: *triggered*
Caktus Eggs I thought it was british because we say all them words-
He said crikey ;-;
I say 'mate' too
And I'm English...
Prue Bear yeah we dont always say gday to people all the time we mostly just say hello
Prue Bear not all Aussie say daaaaaat!!!!!!!! For example meeeeee!!!
Date: *says anything
Mark: ITS A EUPHEMISM!!!!!
Mark: did you know that onions have layers... just like my di-
CZcams:my finger is hovering RIGHT over the demonitize button.
That sounds about right
demonitized.
Im typing this with one hand...
While holding an apple pie in the other
@@Anxmaly666 interesting my dude
Sad but true.
There is something so strange about watching Mark talk while holding a controller up to his neck as the picture of a girl vibrates on screen
I've learned 2 things from this game
I ship Mark and nicole
And
Talkies should sponsor him
Do it, talkies!! Sponsor him!!!
Sheamika Kitty takis*
Sheamika Kitty ...... Takis...... It's spelled Takis. But I agree. 😁
Sheamika Kitty
Taki's*
Fuego Takis
Sheamika Kitty its spelled takis
Mark: oh he’s Australian?
Mark * British accent*
as an Englishman THAT WAS ANYTHING IF NOT A BRITISH ACCENT as with every accent mark does
Ha
@@catalyst455 lol
That bird reminded me of some australian sniper.
I've said this before and I'll say it again - the Australian "mate/wankah/g'day" accent we are familiar with originated from _British criminals sent to Australia as a prison_
Australians are just Texan Brits.
21:38 first the punishment musical, then the FNAF musical, now a beautifully sung "i love you". there's no doubt about it, mark is a REALLY good singer!
Interviewer: So Markiplier what did you do in the past 4 years
Markiplier: I added human Mayo to Mayo.
I think Mark cry/laugh/screaming about flirting with a jar of mayo was the best thing I've ever seen on this channel.
Looney Bird I agree that was hilarious
Looney Bird seeing this comment made me question why I subscribed to mark and I can to the conclusion that it was a good idea. Thank you
And even fucking lionel riche lyrics 😂😂 i can't believe it
Luige fan kid
That "heh" at 20:27 made me laugh really hard. there's something about Mark's facial expression that makes it hilarious.
Same!
"¡SPONSER ME TAKIS, SPONSER ME! " lmao aww
300th like!
Heyitsleaf whats a taki? Im not from America
Heyitsleaf I laughed so hard I could barely breath at that part
dragonlily shine lol i dont know what a cheeto is either 😂 British problems
good thing google exists :D
so he warned us about his strange takis habit...
The first girl said her name is rial but people call her tuto...
Tuto Rial
TUTORIAL!
UniVurse Oooooh. I thought "Oh, her nickname is Tuto as in Tutorial", but I didn't realize the "Tuto-Rial" part
oooooooooooooh, I didn't get it at first
UniVurse oooooooh that makes sense😂
UniVurse follow
UniVurse
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
"I'm trying to imagine a situation where this isn't a sexual innuendo"
A game that "vibrates to massage"
DaFint I'm I da only one that is Takin here?
Oh shit....
EXACTLY 😂
As I read that comment markiplier said it at the same time lol
DaFint WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAOIIOOAAAAAAAAAOOOOH
Mark is literally the buffest video gamer I've ever seen in my life.
ALL HAIL QUEEN V 방탄소년단 vanoss is pretty built
ALL HAIL QUEEN V 방탄소년단 Well, doesn't Tyler have a channel too?...
A.R.M.Y ayeee
ALL HAIL QUEEN V 방탄소년단 you forgot the muscle dude that plays cod
I suggest you to search for Birgilpall
4 years later Taki has not responded to Mark's Sponsorship...
Wait.... the Bird calls him johnny,
The girl said blonde hair
Markiplier says johnny bravo...
THE CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY JOHNNY BRAVO
oh my god you're right!!!!!
That's an interesting twist, to be honest.
holy crap your right
oh shit
Random Wild Pusheen Approaches for u food :3 oh shit what
"A Musclar body"
"I don't know what to do with my life,I need a hug"
I think he's playing as the handsome version of squidward
Is it just me or what i love the werewolf girl she was so cute
αιя тнє вєαя same
αιя тнє вєαя I'm with you on that one
I know right :D I literally squeed when I saw her tail
αιя тнє вєαя no I don't have a furry fetish
αιя тнє вєαя you are right
20:08 The fact that Markiplier Rizzed a Jar of Mayonnaise. 💀
"Oh he's Australian!" this shouldn't have made me laugh.
How does Mark manage to find these kinds of games? :/
Ethan played this first so maybe he suggested it lol
peanuteriffic how does Ethan find these games?
This one from Ethan
I know that Steam suggests games based on what you've played, so I'm sure that's a factor.
Jayla Abraham Well he DID play HuniePop...and I hate to say this, but I'be seen this game before...
i feel girls use the ruble funtion differently than you mark
lol
Girls, Guys, Sentient Jars of Mayo. I think we all know the intended purpose.
"I can only imagine that's a goose or a duck"
The way he said goose made my brain go STRAIGHT to The Untitled Goose Game that he played
"Don't panic squidward just imagine him in his underwear.... OH NO HE'S HOT!"
Gidrah XD
Squidward! I never knew you were such a big success!
Gidrah 😂
Gidrah cdoc
"tuto-rial"
I t ' s " T u - T o r i e l " A l l O v e r A g a i n
ZmeX Destroyer Stop. its time to stop. where are your parents!? who are your parents!? I'm calling child protection services, its time to stop!!
i dont have reason to do that, besides, why demand it
i was saying that to be funny, if you dont like it, dont say anything
@ZmeX Destroyer boiiiiiii
Stop being immature.
stuChris OHHHHHHHHH
Mark has the body, the charming good looks, and the intelligence.......... *HOW DARE YOU SAY HE DOESN'T*
Booper Dooper, or should I say mark!
I love my mark you don't you DARE touch him
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Right!
...... Wtf
3:48
The way he said it!!! 🤣😂
I'm dead!!! 🤣
I NEED ANOTHER EPISODE OF THIS.
Luciel Choi saaame
Luciel Choi saeyoung wut r u doing here
Luciel Choi Saeyoung XD
-ayy i dont wanna spoil it for people who havent played his route-
+Luciel Choi. Hey 707
"Not the intelligence." You could have been an engineer Mark.
WE GOTTA HOLD DIS POINT!
*builds teleporter to intel, gets in corner, buildS dispenser and sentry right next to each other, and wrangle 24/7*
And he could have gotten play of the game
Same Markiplier I love takis ;_;
but he turnt into a youtube star
what an idiot
Hi
I'm a Massage Therapist. When it comes to massaging Mayo, you want to make sure to keep proximal to the lid, or else any venus return from some deep eflourage could cause the Mayo to become runny. Also I find an Active Range of Motion technique with some deep cross fiber fiction with a knife onto a peice of toast really beneficial for any Mayo that is starting to become hard and or crusty. Mmm yes get some good thixotropy with that Mayo.
lol
Cat the Ripper you used big words so now i think you're smart
Skabarflix lol naaa, it's just part of the training to learn those words.
Cat the Ripper Ok. You talk English?
Jose Martinez ok wtaf
5:04-5:11
Mark: "I don't eat the Takies, I just lick the powder off them"
Me after Unus Annus died: ......Yes Mark, we know
Markiplier PLAY. MORE. NOW
team valor for life! ...do you still even play pokemon go, I don't
Levy bump no, but this game makes me concerned about eating mayonnaise at my friend's house.
Taylor Roberts, you WHAT? how DARE you eat somebody else's mayo! You can't do that in PUBLIC! In front of your friends *family*
like, do it in your meantime dude, but c'mon! So inappropriate!
Levy bump um
Layla Adair I'll eat your mayonnaise AND HIS!!!
"I want you to be the first guy I welcome into my cave!" ;)
"It can be a bit humid at first, but you'll find it very warm inside!" ;)
Nicole 2017.
Axel Jäger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As an australian i can guarantee.... That is a 100% accurate.
-if you have a British accent-
Ian
@@valiswenparker5276 You saw it too?
Yes I did.
Hhxuegsgdg.! 29142
Stress is my Middle name Because clearly Australia is and always has been, Britain. (Also, did I just meet a fellow Australian ARMY? 😂)
‘Nothing sexual about this’ hmmm reminds me of a certain lady dimitrescu, I sense a theme going on here Mark
Honestly, his best relationship in the game was..... a talking...jar of ....mayonnaise... okay...
*SPONSOR THIS MAN!!!!!!*
i love how your username is "Booper Dooper" and you have a markiplier profile pic. something gives me septiplier vibes...
ShadeBeastify58 shhhhhh don't tell Mark or Jack 😂😂😂
ah, fuck!
Lol
Booper Dooper At first I thought this said sensor this man!!!!! 😂😂
7:54
*OH GOD ITS A FURRY, EVERYBODY CALL UP DAN HOWELL*
- CastielsHoneybeeTit - OMG HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU FOR THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH LOL 😂
i thought he hated nekos, dogma's are similar to them, correct? if so, than it should weird him out
So in a certain now-deleted channel it was revealed how Mark eats takis. Turns out he wasn't joking in this video, go figure...
3:12 HE IS THE ONE CALLED SAILOR MOON
Rebel-chan Nightcore lol
Rebel-chan Nightcore
INTENSE ANIME FACE
HE IS THE ONE CALLED SAILOR MAYO~!
HES THE ONE NAMED SAILOR NUDE!!!
The way he sang "I love you" made me feel some kind of way
i know right same I was just like I don't know how to explain it but I know what u mean lol
Same
Btw im your 100 like
7:10
Mark: I’ll just put my massager down... FOR LATER
Me: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
That's what Steve Carell said
That’s the joke...
(R/wooosh)
Ooh
bitch, you stole my Discord profile. YOU THEIFFFFF
Or that's what I said
The takis thing hits different after his takis sponsorship attempt being so recent and this being 4 years ago
yo mark just crush the Takis in the bag until it's dust
I once gt a bag of "takis" and it was like only 3 taki chips and the rest was powder
amber flaaffy bruh. THATS MARKIMOO'S DREAM
its my worst nightmare
B L E N D E R T I M E
That's the same thing I was thinking
ok but does anybody else notice the fact that the pink haired girl burned a body?!
"I thought I got rid of that smell!"
*burning smell*
*smell disappears*
SHE BURNED A ROTTING BODY
Ty, Jish, Beebo 'n Gee omg I thought that too that was a little scary
Ty, Jish, Beebo 'n Gee +
Ty, Jish, Beebo 'n Gee STOP CALLING HER THAT HER NAME IS JANEIN
Janein looks like a little bit like Yuno Gasai
Obviously. That's what makes her hot.
wowee I'd love to have a mind half as weird as the developer of this game. Props for the Mayo easter egg though lol!
M.A.D Gaming yeahh!! Even with half it'd be really weird.
Tom Dixon yes it would :)
M.A.D Gaming I have a mind twice as weird as the developer. Oh wait.......
violent blue13 ;)
M.A.D Gaming Lol, you're funny, I guess.?....(Shut up! I'm trying to be nice to this poor soul!) I subscribed (Well, I don't care if its bad content! Cut this guy some slack!)
5:04 Looking back now, none of us should have been shocked when Mark made his video where he "eats" the different flavours of Takis in his...interesting way.