Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant - Chappelle’s Show

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  • čas přidán 7. 01. 2020
  • Dave quits his job at Chappelle’s Show after Oprah informs him she’s pregnant with this child. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @annieyit1260
    @annieyit1260 Před 4 lety +16714

    That's exactly the way Travis Scott reacted when he found out he got Kylie Jenner pregnant.

    • @wowodoudinchengxurouroufen6939
      @wowodoudinchengxurouroufen6939 Před 4 lety +378

      Truth!

    • @ca8824
      @ca8824 Před 4 lety +758

      Scott should dedicate a shrine to Chapelle. With this sketch he put the intention to the universe so a decade later another young brother could manifest the fruits. This is how we rise as people.

    • @oglokz1664
      @oglokz1664 Před 4 lety +155

      More like her security guard

    • @khalidm5939
      @khalidm5939 Před 4 lety +205

      Kylie Jenner made him sign a prenuptial agreement.

    • @BmoreAce24
      @BmoreAce24 Před 4 lety +81

      They're not even married let alone dating anymore

  • @Los150
    @Los150 Před 4 lety +10318

    Only a sketch done by Dave Chappelle could be trending 15 years after it originally aired. He's the GOAT.

    • @LeneLeft
      @LeneLeft Před 4 lety +29

      Nah he's the Black Sheep

    • @Orangeflava
      @Orangeflava Před 4 lety +23

      @@LeneLeft nah, goat son!

    • @JaredOLantern
      @JaredOLantern Před 4 lety +27

      Yeah, no SNL sketches from the 70s are ever seen trending.
      And he just received the Mark Twain award and this specific sketch was mentioned. Hence it trending.

    • @Los150
      @Los150 Před 4 lety +13

      @@JaredOLantern I hear you, however SNL is an ensemble and has been on the air since the 70s. Dave was the only star and his show lasted 3 1/2 seasons. Apples and oranges.

    • @Orangeflava
      @Orangeflava Před 4 lety +24

      @NYC that's where you are mistaken

  • @atlas7027
    @atlas7027 Před rokem +491

    the shrug he does when he tells oprah he loves her on the phone is priceless

    • @MrFg1980
      @MrFg1980 Před rokem +13

      $240 million

    • @mouila
      @mouila Před 10 měsíci +7

      She is billionaire.

  • @ghostarmor87
    @ghostarmor87 Před 4 lety +4351

    Comedy Central is that ex that tells everyone that y’all use to date... we get it

  • @JohnChoidotOrg
    @JohnChoidotOrg Před 4 lety +7468

    When Dave struck it rich, he just started hanging out with Asian people.

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 Před 4 lety +628

      Why not, they part of "The Wu Tang Clan"!😂😂💚

    • @lukekilah6257
      @lukekilah6257 Před 4 lety +227

      They make him look BIG 🤣

    • @mmmk6322
      @mmmk6322 Před 4 lety +81

      Lol he's talking about Andrew Yang the presidential candidate who's a minority but the DNC doesn't think so apparently and like a white stage for the debate instead.

    • @blackAmericanExpat
      @blackAmericanExpat Před 4 lety +9

      @@lunalea1250 hahaha

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 Před 4 lety +4

      @@blackAmericanExpat Yes ma'am!😂

  • @kiddkong3494
    @kiddkong3494 Před 3 lety +655

    “Stedman Graham, if you fuck this up for me” 😂😂 priceless

  • @kris242
    @kris242 Před rokem +688

    I love how Chappelle frequently foreshadowed his quitting the show, and yet it still caught EVERYONE off-guard 🤣

  • @alec187
    @alec187 Před 4 lety +3989

    I love that he did this sketch and still made it to the Oprah show

    • @abelieverinabel6922
      @abelieverinabel6922 Před 2 lety +140

      Yea after he quit the chappele show in real life and went to Africa .I'm surprised he went on her show to talk about why he quit after that skit I would been nervous to face Oprah after making fun of her that brutally

    • @ianjones2731
      @ianjones2731 Před 2 lety +161

      @@abelieverinabel6922 DC isn't afraid of upsetting ANYONE that's why he's the GOAT

    • @zinknot
      @zinknot Před 2 lety +150

      @@abelieverinabel6922 I don't see how he made fun of her.

    • @michaelbledsoe5315
      @michaelbledsoe5315 Před 2 lety +124

      She said that she loved the sketch!

    • @harrmonika4825
      @harrmonika4825 Před 2 lety +16

      @@abelieverinabel6922 he was too busy being nervous for his life that he forgot about it

  • @jerryg4534
    @jerryg4534 Před 4 lety +3643

    That mark twain award works wonders huh

    • @jerryg4534
      @jerryg4534 Před 4 lety +155

      @Mars King i meant to get in my youtube reccomendations. Lol relax

    • @Elboogie777
      @Elboogie777 Před 4 lety +30

      This is for people who didnt understand Neil when he said it during the Mark Twain speech

    • @EDMTMLFilms
      @EDMTMLFilms Před 4 lety +8

      @@jerryg4534 hahaha some people don't understand how the internet and algorithm works.

    • @operationhotshotinc.6887
      @operationhotshotinc.6887 Před 4 lety +8

      Jerry G seriously . Watched it yesterday and now I have this vid in my recommendation

    • @vidung1234
      @vidung1234 Před 4 lety +2

      This. Basically this!

  • @kpcsr415
    @kpcsr415 Před 2 lety +72

    ASAP Rocky is living this skit today.

  • @beccf.s.8012
    @beccf.s.8012 Před rokem +14

    ASAP Rocky when Rihanna told him

  • @pdubzpyro
    @pdubzpyro Před 4 lety +5510

    When Comedy Central capitalizes in spite

  • @rebeleazy9221
    @rebeleazy9221 Před 4 lety +663

    In the beginning “gotcha b!tc#” 😂😂. Priceless.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 4 lety +9

      Dave Chapelle inspired me to do my first Open Mic.(The 2nd ones better)Check it out!!

    • @LilHaitiworld
      @LilHaitiworld Před 4 lety

      Rebel Eazy that’s fav line

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 Před 2 lety +25

    *"Got ya, bit©h!"*
    🤣 My lungs 🤣 I can't he's too hilarious 🤣

  • @zacharymutter8432
    @zacharymutter8432 Před 2 lety +340

    I've seen this a million times and I still can't hold in the laughter when the camera pans to hit stick figure lady

    • @djones2170
      @djones2170 Před 2 lety +9

      The best part is it’s not even posing right, and he’s painting with that rose hanging out his mouth 😂😂

  • @bj1zzle3
    @bj1zzle3 Před 4 lety +9434

    Wish i could see oprah's reaction to her watching this skit.

    • @TheRAH1
      @TheRAH1 Před 4 lety +972

      brandon wilson she had him on her show after and she played a clip and died laughing.

    • @bj1zzle3
      @bj1zzle3 Před 4 lety +374

      @@TheRAH1 thanks i saw it it was worth it. Dave really tried to shoot his shot.

    • @neekcorleone1120
      @neekcorleone1120 Před 4 lety +419

      Gotcha Bitch

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 Před 4 lety +488

      She knows damn certain the truth to this skit. That's why she has no kids and no spouse. She does not want to part with half of that billi.

    • @tamiekaaugusta4058
      @tamiekaaugusta4058 Před 4 lety +135

      THAT was was more hilarious than this skit, especially when she called him out on it....😂😂😂

  • @thegrizzbear7593
    @thegrizzbear7593 Před 3 lety +1788

    "It not whats got into me it's what got into Oprah. Its my seed " 😂😂

  • @TheTones10
    @TheTones10 Před 3 lety +21

    Dave smashes wooden block and yells..."AHHHHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM OPRAH!! HAHAHA! Greatest comedian ever!!!

  • @Charlie_carz
    @Charlie_carz Před 2 lety +421

    “Dave it’s Oprah !” Gets me every time 😂

    • @LateNightCable
      @LateNightCable Před rokem +6

      “Oh, hey wassup girl?”

    • @Adennative
      @Adennative Před rokem +5

      I bet that what she said when she invited him on her show. Dave it’s Oprah!

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 Před rokem +2

      ​@@Adennative Love how she calls him by his full name!🤣🤣

  • @IronCurtian1
    @IronCurtian1 Před 4 lety +4790

    I love how the guy training him is a white belt himself

    • @kenrichorton6863
      @kenrichorton6863 Před 4 lety +125

      Roshan Thomas 😂wasn’t even paying attention too that

    • @tochiRTA
      @tochiRTA Před 4 lety +19

      @@kenrichorton6863 LMAO me too

    • @bironjames9948
      @bironjames9948 Před 4 lety +12

      Lolol

    • @God-gy6po
      @God-gy6po Před 4 lety +2

      @Feathers and Arrows Fez and Turbans it's like not upvotes

    • @anajuhasz4029
      @anajuhasz4029 Před 3 lety +5

      @@God-gy6po Well, you're not God

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 Před 4 lety +9178

    Comedy Central, we get it.
    You lost a golden goose because of your greed, you have regrets and you just recently seen him pick up the Mark Twain award while his best friend and long-time partner Neil referenced this skecth in his speech.
    We get it.
    Y'all fucked up.

    • @mr.fantastic7756
      @mr.fantastic7756 Před 4 lety +26

      He gay?

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie Před 4 lety +156

      Ayy as long as they keep dishing out clips I'm here

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 Před 4 lety +260

      @@PaintedHoundie I mean, I ain't complaining
      But still, they need to quit acting like they ain't mad at his success

    • @Rogersensei93
      @Rogersensei93 Před 4 lety +87

      Who cares. I haven't seen these clips in years. Keep em coming

    • @mrbard1
      @mrbard1 Před 4 lety +31

      Yeah but he turned them down because of personal beliefs.

  • @baronedwards7617
    @baronedwards7617 Před 3 lety +73

    Oprah watching this: “Dave! You weren’t supposed to tell anyone!”

  • @onlynameMrBlank
    @onlynameMrBlank Před rokem +11

    The way he clutches the money had me rolling.

  • @roni-yah9342
    @roni-yah9342 Před 4 lety +3768

    Dave used all his in-laws for the skits.

  • @v0yager40
    @v0yager40 Před 4 lety +3800

    Comedy Central is the reason Chappelle's Show ended, they wouldn't give him a cut of the dvd sales for his own show which at the time were the highest gross sales for a tv show.

    • @therealmistahjay
      @therealmistahjay Před 4 lety +638

      voyager40 I’m pretty sure it was more to do with them trying to take some creative control over his show when it became a hit.
      When he first started it, CC let him do whatever he wanted since they didn’t really care. Once it became a HUGE hit, they started meddling and “suggesting” a few things here and there he should do on the show. Also things he shouldn’t. When they offered him the $50 million dollar deal it also came with the understanding that CC would be a little more hands on with their new “golden goose”.
      You really think he went all the way to Africa and disappeared from the scene for two years because of DVD sales?
      It was deeper than that.
      He didn’t want to be a puppet to the Hollywood system, so he bounced.

    • @asianconservativelawyer1531
      @asianconservativelawyer1531 Před 4 lety +205

      Dave chapelle admitted that he felt that they were telling him how to make jokes rather than allowing him. He said they offered him 50 million for season 3, he joked about it recently saying “you’d think my wife would be proud of me for doing what I wanted, but she was more angry that I turned down 50 million” (I’m paraphrasing)

    • @mvuto137
      @mvuto137 Před 4 lety +77

      Wait... so it WASN'T because Dave got Oprah pregnant??
      (um. just kidding internet)

    • @MrBRolls
      @MrBRolls Před 4 lety +83

      They also wanted Dave to do a bit in a dress which he wasnt about. Dave said their excuse for the dress bit was, "All the greats have done it". He said so its played out then lol

    • @stephanieSTJuste
      @stephanieSTJuste Před 4 lety +24

      @@MrBRolls That was not for comedy Central that was when he was doing a movie with martin Lawrence.

  • @anthonyrosado3215
    @anthonyrosado3215 Před 2 lety +72

    Dave: “I didn’t approve this. No one listens to me around here.”
    Summary of his feud with Comedy Central .

  • @skylardelgado3634
    @skylardelgado3634 Před 2 lety +9

    2:00 "Oh it sprayed." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fupaface3321
    @fupaface3321 Před 4 lety +831

    “Oprah mutha f*cking Winfrey “ - the greatest ever

  • @dlxmarks
    @dlxmarks Před 4 lety +2782

    So Dave blaming Neal for "Half Baked" got edited out?

    • @uedomwonyi
      @uedomwonyi Před 4 lety +149

      I peeped that too :(

    • @Biggielz
      @Biggielz Před 4 lety +461

      Which was the reason most people are watching this after the Mark Twain award

    • @Fluer-de-Lis
      @Fluer-de-Lis Před 4 lety +158

      Justin Nappier that’s the only reason Comedy Central posted this. I was trying to look for that part too.

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 Před 4 lety +20

      What did he say about Neal and Half-Baked?

    • @jgreen4880
      @jgreen4880 Před 4 lety +22

      Who gives af about Comedy Central lol.. Dave is a beast.. mark twin well deserved Neal and Dave kilt half baked best stoner movie of all time.. Sumbody need to do they shirt Laundry

  • @ericajackson5978
    @ericajackson5978 Před 2 lety +57

    Just quit my job today and instantly thought about this sketch 😂😂😂😂

  • @thegreatgambeeno
    @thegreatgambeeno Před 3 lety +392

    Hey CC, do right by Dave Chappelle and give him royalties from streaming of his work.

    • @jonathanbryant5806
      @jonathanbryant5806 Před 3 lety

      A real hero^

    • @mrfivegold
      @mrfivegold Před 3 lety +6

      hey, he walked away from 50 million and negotiated syndication, when he left the show in the lurch he left those royalties behind. And I have a theory he just got high and forgot he had a show.

    • @LibertyFixxxer
      @LibertyFixxxer Před 3 lety +1

      Then today that news came out

    • @LibertyFixxxer
      @LibertyFixxxer Před 3 lety +2

      @@mrfivegold my theory is Hollywood killed him for telling the truth and he's been cloned.

    • @BigBossIvan
      @BigBossIvan Před 3 lety +1

      @@mrfivegold it’s great how if your famous that’s just forgotten and their side is automatically taken. He stole that money and ran to Africa for years doing who knows what with that money. He’s funny, but he’s a scumbag.

  • @coronavirus5738
    @coronavirus5738 Před 4 lety +674

    When the baby came out looking like dr. Phil tho😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jatilq
    @jatilq Před 4 lety +1490

    I wanted to see the scene where he dumps the trash on his friend and says "This is for Half Baked!"

    • @surge208
      @surge208 Před 4 lety +19

      I’m sure it’s cuz Comedy Central plays Half Baked all the time and is desperate for ad revenue.

    • @filmzen281
      @filmzen281 Před 4 lety

      I swear to God I watched this yesterday and that part was in it 🤔

    • @Daveed1984
      @Daveed1984 Před 4 lety +3

      We all came here for that.

    • @dariog36th
      @dariog36th Před 4 lety +5

      According to Dave the original script for Half Baked was 100x better. He said the final version was basically for kids.

    • @Mat0m
      @Mat0m Před 4 lety

      That reference... that joke... that delivery... that timing... priceless!! #marktwainaward

  • @TheOrangex88
    @TheOrangex88 Před 2 lety +22

    “It’s not what’s gotten into me! It’s what’s gotten into Oprah! MY SEED SON!”
    XD

  • @rolobonrostro2685
    @rolobonrostro2685 Před 2 lety +201

    You can't compare Dave's craft from other comedians because its different.. Incomparable, unique, hilarious and brilliant.

    • @thechampuru
      @thechampuru Před 2 lety +3

      Dave Chappelle is to comedy as Eminem is to rap. ✌🏼

    • @michelet1287
      @michelet1287 Před rokem

      Dave chapelle had an upbringing that ensured his greatness, his mother worked in Patrice lumumba administration in the Congo, his dad was also a professor, his grand dad was a president of a university he comes from excellence.

    • @paulwreck6810
      @paulwreck6810 Před 11 měsíci +2

      And thats why we know the current Dave is an imposter - he ain't funny.

    • @wnnfrhrw4452
      @wnnfrhrw4452 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@thechampuru
      That is one of The Most ahistorical/backwards metaphor that I've ever heard.

  • @Dmasha28
    @Dmasha28 Před 4 lety +2893

    Literally every 'social media model' who gets pregnant by a rich bloke

  • @pacefka
    @pacefka Před 4 lety +236

    "Oprah? I love you baby..."
    "I love you too, David Chappelle"

  • @askdr.m3440
    @askdr.m3440 Před rokem +77

    Dave Chappelle is a nut! I can watch his skits over and over and it’s still as funny as the first time I saw it.

  • @justlulu9115
    @justlulu9115 Před 2 lety +10

    Asap rocky right now. 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @skyrock1759
    @skyrock1759 Před 4 lety +1190

    This is legit the best way to secure the bag 😂

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 Před 4 lety +453

    “Ahhh, get away from Oprah!!” 👊🏻 😂

    • @TheChimples
      @TheChimples Před 4 lety +9

      And that bow at the end 😂

    •  Před 4 lety

      I read tht this right when it happened

    • @zeebart7523
      @zeebart7523 Před 2 lety +3

      My favourite part 😂🤣

    • @tiffanyarrington9432
      @tiffanyarrington9432 Před rokem +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @shaepalmer8180
    @shaepalmer8180 Před rokem +13

    Asap Rocky when he got Rihanna pregnant

  • @haystak1
    @haystak1 Před 2 lety +26

    "Oprah what about our dreams" best line ever

  • @TheGaigeGore
    @TheGaigeGore Před 4 lety +98

    “What am I gonna do? I QUIT MY JOB SHIT” had me rolling at the end😂😂😂😂

  • @coolmoe3289
    @coolmoe3289 Před 4 lety +392

    "You Mind If I Get Ah Happy Ending? "
    "She Didn't Say No.."
    LLS 😂🤣😂👍🏿👍🏿

  • @T-Add
    @T-Add Před 2 lety +9

    A$AP Rocky is going through this right now.

  • @amarchhabra2175
    @amarchhabra2175 Před rokem +58

    Watched this skit a bunch of times and it never gets old. Hard to be in a bad mood or sad after watching Dave.

  • @phoxal
    @phoxal Před 4 lety +1925

    If anyone were to ever get a 65 yo woman pregnant, its Dave Chapelle

    • @lubbucs546
      @lubbucs546 Před 4 lety +225

      This sketch is 16 years old. She was 49.

    • @masondarden2423
      @masondarden2423 Před 4 lety +43

      This is when she was still kinda young

    • @phoxal
      @phoxal Před 4 lety +64

      @@lubbucs546 Oh my b. I stand by my statement tho

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix Před 4 lety +40

      @@phoxal You really thought Dave made this sketch just now? :\

    • @pinktaco646
      @pinktaco646 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Skitz0frenix lmao

  • @707zacbuster
    @707zacbuster Před 4 lety +429

    14 years later.......and it's still hilarious😂😂😂😂

  • @toddpinkstonisgod
    @toddpinkstonisgod Před 2 lety +38

    Wish this clip included the ending where Dave is laughing maniacally with Stedman and then punches Stedman in the face out of nowhere while still laughing 😂😂

  • @mossyoak1205
    @mossyoak1205 Před rokem +6

    Eating pizza in the delivery room 😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️

  • @tevinlandry1885
    @tevinlandry1885 Před 4 lety +637

    "I'M NOT DANGEROUS! hahaha...
    At least I wasn't dangerous, HAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
    (Drops bookshelf on random dude)
    😂😂😂😂

  • @exclusive2126
    @exclusive2126 Před 4 lety +2698

    Travis Scott after getting Kylie pregnant

  • @bubbylee5648
    @bubbylee5648 Před 3 lety +20

    “Oh Sally it’s not what’s gotten into me...” 😂

  • @EvostarSC
    @EvostarSC Před 3 lety +1283

    Pay Dave for his content you monsters.

    • @BigBoss7777777
      @BigBoss7777777 Před 3 lety +24

      Stop being a bitch for Hollywood millionaires. Way more important matters out there.

    • @TheRandompaint
      @TheRandompaint Před 3 lety +51

      @@BigBoss7777777 if there's so much more important out there, what are you doing here?

    • @BigBoss7777777
      @BigBoss7777777 Před 3 lety +24

      @@TheRandompaint i'm here for entertainment, not trying to make a millionaire even richer. When I crusade for people, it's for people who are genuinely suffering and have less than me.

    • @TheRandompaint
      @TheRandompaint Před 3 lety +62

      @@BigBoss7777777 because Chappelle must be horrible just because he's a millionaire? He worked hard and is entitled due compensation. If you're going to "crusade" do it elsewhere and at a time your not simultaneously entertaining yourself. To summarize, stop being a pretentious prick.

    • @BigBossIvan
      @BigBossIvan Před 3 lety +12

      @@TheRandompaint dude stole 50 million dollars and ran. He never finished the last season but took the money. Thought I’d toss that friendly reminder out. Have a great day.

  • @apmarin
    @apmarin Před 4 lety +887

    Still laughing after all these years. Chappelle Show skits will never get old. Love him!!

  • @Mr.NotYourPALGuy
    @Mr.NotYourPALGuy Před 4 lety +373

    The absolute best show ever made. They'll never be another one like it.

    • @DrineThePoet
      @DrineThePoet Před 2 lety +10

      You're right especially in a sensitive world like today

  • @Br0ok3lynn
    @Br0ok3lynn Před 2 lety +75

    Never gets old. Timeless
    Comedy!

  • @voltrondefenderoftheuniver8658

    This is how ASAP Rocky felt when he got Rihanna pregnant.

  • @Neoquaker1
    @Neoquaker1 Před 4 lety +504

    Omg Dave's sketch of the nude model, that killed me.

  • @f2a308
    @f2a308 Před 4 lety +380

    "It's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into oprah" dave why you gotta do oprah like that, I legit couldn't stop laughing

  • @bsherder
    @bsherder Před rokem +22

    This must have been the way Kevin Federline felt when he got Britney Spears pregnant. He hit the jackpot.

    • @bsherder
      @bsherder Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@JesusIsComingSoon316 You are talking about wives, which means marriage. I was talking about jackpot from getting someone famous and rich pregnant. Marriage comes later. That's different.

    • @Notturnoir
      @Notturnoir Před 4 měsíci +1

      And he still lives off her

  • @nkululekomfono4739
    @nkululekomfono4739 Před 3 lety +4

    That Stedman part😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @note2owns
    @note2owns Před 3 lety +94

    I like how the message therapist was named after a Street Fighter 2 character...lol!

  • @peterwilson1699
    @peterwilson1699 Před 4 lety +337

    This guy can always put a smile on my face even when I feeling down

  • @wovengem8957
    @wovengem8957 Před 3 lety +11

    1:33 Dave Chappelle after getting his name back:

  • @Highplainsdrifter44
    @Highplainsdrifter44 Před 2 lety +5

    ASAP Rocky when Rihanna called him 🤣

  • @Joeyblondewolf2
    @Joeyblondewolf2 Před 4 lety +1159

    Damn I quit my shitty job last year and I wish I quit like this!!! 😂🤣 (Except throwing the book shelf lol)

    • @aliyahcole7663
      @aliyahcole7663 Před 3 lety +24

      But that's the best part😥

    • @iamaze6218
      @iamaze6218 Před 3 lety +9

      U can still go back 🤣🤣

    • @anthonygordon9483
      @anthonygordon9483 Před 2 lety +5

      The person he threw the book shelf on was Neal Brennan. Watch his stand up . He has a whole segment on that scene.

    • @marer100
      @marer100 Před 2 lety

      You hit the jackpot?😀

    • @MichaelErnest666
      @MichaelErnest666 Před 2 lety

      Yeah because that's a lawsuit 👀

  • @hlagzakg6381
    @hlagzakg6381 Před 4 lety +161

    Dave always fantasized about quitting 😂

  • @michaelr3583
    @michaelr3583 Před 3 lety +34

    It's funny how many times he quit Chappelle show in his sketches before doing it for real

  • @nicolygolaotsweernestmogop8424

    Bruce Lee‘s brother with a white karate 🥋 belt 😂😂 2:44

  • @dominique2911
    @dominique2911 Před 4 lety +660

    Never seen anyone eating a pizza while someone's giving birth

    • @leftnao
      @leftnao Před 4 lety +7

      Just looking for the pleasures of life no?

    • @skpilot7
      @skpilot7 Před 3 lety +28

      How many people have you watched giving birth?

    • @dominique2911
      @dominique2911 Před 3 lety +5

      @@skpilot7 touché

    • @ravenstar5376
      @ravenstar5376 Před 3 lety +2

      pilot 😂😂😂 is rather be eating pizza than hittin Sarah huckabee 😶 or Kris Jenner

    • @maryonomario1891
      @maryonomario1891 Před 3 lety +2

      You'll see soon in your real life...😉

  • @yayo4478
    @yayo4478 Před 3 lety +49

    When he drops that bookshelf on that guy I swear I died and came back to life

  • @NoellaScott
    @NoellaScott Před rokem +4

    "I love you baby" *shrug* followed by the elated, "alllllrightttttt" has killed me for nearly 20 years

  • @4stringz.
    @4stringz. Před 2 lety +24

    0:49 gets me every time 🤣

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 Před 3 lety +74

    The part when he knocked over the bookcase is so funny cuz the guy moved over so much to have it fall on him 🤣

  • @novacaine_
    @novacaine_ Před 4 lety +23

    'MY SEED SON!!'... 'IM RICH BITCH' LMAO the delivery of these lines are too funny

  • @PaLes90
    @PaLes90 Před 2 lety +26

    this one gets never old 😂😂😂

  • @JL-uo1di
    @JL-uo1di Před rokem +8

    "Can you have a limousine pick me up because I have no cab money to get to your house." He has already started to profit from her before even making it to her house. Classic.

  • @michaeltolbert2536
    @michaeltolbert2536 Před 4 lety +69

    "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Get away from Oprahhhhhhh!" Lol....

  • @ryadh456
    @ryadh456 Před 4 lety +916

    No wonder she ain't got no kids!😂

    • @philtanics1082
      @philtanics1082 Před 4 lety +61

      She prob too busy using her fetuses for facial creams and snacks to stay young

    • @NaijaCINE
      @NaijaCINE Před 4 lety +1

      @@muaddib989 source?

    • @johnathanepic3790
      @johnathanepic3790 Před 4 lety +14

      @@muaddib989 lies her son was born premature and died. Not cool to spread false information.

    • @Zellkids
      @Zellkids Před 4 lety +4

      @@muaddib989 fat capper lmao ur prolly a feminist too

    • @muaddib989
      @muaddib989 Před 4 lety +3

      KharmaFPS
      I was wrong, but you’re probably gay faceless troll guy. Lol

  • @lm7692
    @lm7692 Před 2 lety +44

    Greatest Comedian that has ever lived. Phenomenal talent.

  • @MariaRincon22
    @MariaRincon22 Před 3 lety +34

    I just quit my job. I wish I could have quit it like this 😂😂😂

    • @AnarchyHorse
      @AnarchyHorse Před 2 lety +2

      you get Oprah pregnant, you could have.

  • @brianalbert7588
    @brianalbert7588 Před 4 lety +574

    Love how Comedy Central is releasing this while Dave is hot again

    • @perrygriffin2371
      @perrygriffin2371 Před 4 lety +44

      Dave always been hot

    • @brianalbert7588
      @brianalbert7588 Před 4 lety +22

      Perry Griffin so true. I meant now that he’s back in the spotlight :)

    • @thomas-rs1vb
      @thomas-rs1vb Před 4 lety +5

      Why wouldn't they? They own the rights to his show. Why wouldn't they continue to try to make money off of him. That's how the industry Works duh

    • @thc1859
      @thc1859 Před 4 lety +6

      @@thomas-rs1vb well to be fair. Dave is getting a bigger audience.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree Před 4 lety

      Right!!!

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Před 4 lety +139

    "Look Dave I'm pregnant"
    "Are you sure it's mine?"
    No hesitation at all lol

  • @markaym3735
    @markaym3735 Před 2 lety +6

    A$AP Rocky and Rhianna

  • @r4bb1t5
    @r4bb1t5 Před 2 lety +3

    Asap rocky right now lol

  • @jenniferdolson8148
    @jenniferdolson8148 Před 4 lety +371

    I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂😂

  • @imwatchinberniemac
    @imwatchinberniemac Před 4 lety +358

    Neals speech was pretty powerful I guess

    • @toddjordan2376
      @toddjordan2376 Před 4 lety +2

      hell yeah it was!

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 Před 4 lety +1

      He’s no Kevin Brennan.

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 Před 4 lety +1

      This is old.

    • @IvyNV50
      @IvyNV50 Před 4 lety

      El Rey Del Mundo you obviously didn’t see the speech; none of these comments mention this is new, we’re all aware this is a classic “Chappelle Show” skit

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 Před 4 lety +1

      @@IvyNV50 no, I saw the speech. But his speech wasn't powerful at all, Comedy Central just decided to capitalize on the moment by re-releasing a skit to youtube that was already on youtube. Nothing special here.

  • @HR-re6mr
    @HR-re6mr Před 2 lety +5

    ASAP Rocky getting Riri preggers!

  • @mthandenimagwaza1879
    @mthandenimagwaza1879 Před 2 lety +5

    The baby came out looking like Dr Phil, I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @garyrichards21
    @garyrichards21 Před 4 lety +931

    this is how the woman who won the lottery acted on tv then she realize it was only 5K she won so she had to beg for her job back

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe Před 4 lety +17

      Lol I remember that

    • @hamziioG
      @hamziioG Před 4 lety +18

      Fill me in? Yall have a link or something?

    • @whatisthishandlegarbage
      @whatisthishandlegarbage Před 4 lety +53

      Yeah, it was in Office Booty Vol. 7 from Brazzers.

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe Před 4 lety +4

      @@hamziioG I found it thru FB

    • @hamziioG
      @hamziioG Před 4 lety +4

      @@marcoAKAjoe if you find it again, please hook me up

  • @blueheartarmory
    @blueheartarmory Před 4 lety +94

    Swear I can watch Chappelle show reruns anyday never gets old

  • @Frostflame15
    @Frostflame15 Před 2 lety +5

    A$AP Rocky right now

  • @albishmas4450
    @albishmas4450 Před 2 lety +8

    At least he lived like a king for 6 months 😂

  • @getyobaglikedis1075
    @getyobaglikedis1075 Před 4 lety +41

    “My seed son!”😂😂

  • @ThaFlyingDutchMen
    @ThaFlyingDutchMen Před 4 lety +120

    "Get away from Oprah "💀💀💀💀

  • @chellotaravella1651
    @chellotaravella1651 Před 3 lety +15

    This is missing the ending where Dave is laughing maniacally before shouting "OPRAH".

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 Před 4 lety +416

    “Bruce Lee’s brother!” but he’s Japanese instead of Chinese 😂🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @tiabowen2168
      @tiabowen2168 Před 4 lety +18

      Bruh u can tell the difference

    • @Fotosynthesis858
      @Fotosynthesis858 Před 4 lety +7

      Tia Bowen Bruh, I’m Asian. So yes.

    • @Fotosynthesis858
      @Fotosynthesis858 Před 4 lety

      Chuck Nourrizzz Chuck Norris? Never heard of her.

    • @bIgJmAc6066
      @bIgJmAc6066 Před 4 lety +2

      Wu-Tang!🙌🏼

    • @zackwyvern2582
      @zackwyvern2582 Před 4 lety +3

      @@tiabowen2168 I can sure tell the difference. But I couldnt tell the difference between all the variants of white people in America, that's for sure. What part of Europe did white people come from anyway?

  • @gravityawsome
    @gravityawsome Před 4 lety +344

    Saw Dave Chappelle winning and award and you just had to capitalize huh.