Chappelle's Show - Black Bush (ft. Jamie Foxx)

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  • President Black Bush presents his case for invading Iraq.
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  • @AHeroAlmost
    @AHeroAlmost Před 5 lety +14999

    "Who said something about oil ? Bitch you cooking ?"
    His best line ever...

  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes Před 3 lety +11598

    The amount of killer lines crammed into these seven minutes is still legendary nearly two decades later

    • @kingleo8048
      @kingleo8048 Před 3 lety +131

      The most brilliant skit

    • @jakeboehm5267
      @jakeboehm5267 Před 3 lety +143

      Oil? Huh? Who said sum bout oil bitch you cookin?

    • @ImSimplyAHuman
      @ImSimplyAHuman Před 3 lety +67

      I can’t believe I never saw this 🤣🙌🏻🍿 this and all the Rick James skits = gold

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 Před 3 lety +76

      I regularly use his STFU gif.

    • @MaxPleaseBeAGoodBoi
      @MaxPleaseBeAGoodBoi Před 3 lety +62

      To this day, I quote lines from this skit! Even the way Chappell interrupts the reporters... This always makes me laugh!

  • @ryanbeat5828
    @ryanbeat5828 Před 4 měsíci +231

    Mos Def as “The Black Head of the CIA”…kills me!!! 😂

    • @BrianM-44041
      @BrianM-44041 Před 2 měsíci +6

      He's great in the dice skit too lol

  • @SsBrohan
    @SsBrohan Před 8 měsíci +905

    The sketch is timeless. Watching this as an educated adult made me realize how this is just a cycle that’s repeating itself

    • @Valueandtime
      @Valueandtime Před 7 měsíci +11

      Yup

    • @Mohagnito94
      @Mohagnito94 Před 6 měsíci +31

      This time, it's Palestine 🇵🇸

    • @superuser1729
      @superuser1729 Před 5 měsíci +8

      ​@@Mohagnito94who attacked first?

    • @simunator
      @simunator Před 4 měsíci +11

      ​@@superuser1729doesn't matter, both sides are undesirable in the name of humanity

    • @Paragonoflaziness
      @Paragonoflaziness Před 4 měsíci

      We are the creators sitcom show 😂

  • @nicoisbored6372
    @nicoisbored6372 Před 5 lety +6298

    i was not prepared for Jamie Foxx to come in with that accent

    • @idkmybffjv
      @idkmybffjv Před 5 lety +199

      NOBODY was!

    • @nicoisbored6372
      @nicoisbored6372 Před 5 lety +130

      @@XavierDeBascho that shit had me cracking up for days

    • @XavierDeBascho
      @XavierDeBascho Před 5 lety +16

      @@nicoisbored6372 Same here 😁😁😁

    • @nicoisbored6372
      @nicoisbored6372 Před 5 lety +17

      @@XavierDeBascho MY GUY YOU WERE ON THE VOICE TFFFFF

    • @XavierDeBascho
      @XavierDeBascho Před 5 lety +18

      @@nicoisbored6372 HAHAHA Yes I was :) Just a bit less than 2 years ago.

  • @seansmith416ss
    @seansmith416ss Před 3 lety +4798

    “Cradle of f*ckin civilization”
    Gets me every time.

    • @jesuschristislord7754
      @jesuschristislord7754 Před 3 lety +63

      😂👌Love that dude

    • @ALIKN1-1
      @ALIKN1-1 Před 2 lety +37

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly the F*cking civilization

    • @ericwashington6037
      @ericwashington6037 Před 2 lety +24

      A lot of people missed that one! 😅😂

    • @chriscastillo4275
      @chriscastillo4275 Před rokem +51

      Perfectly delivered. Didn’t even see him before that then “some black dude”

    • @gazy3508
      @gazy3508 Před rokem +24

      Who is that's guy that's plays some black dude seen him in a lot of sketches he's funny af

  • @user-zl7bm7bv7p
    @user-zl7bm7bv7p Před 9 měsíci +116

    "DONT DROP THAT ISH....N---A" til this day this skit has me in tears...

  • @catchbooker7257
    @catchbooker7257 Před 4 lety +4542

    “You might speak 16 languages but you gonna need’em when you in Times Square selling fake hats” 😂😂😂

    • @subman23
      @subman23 Před 4 lety +251

      I know Gucci when I see it; I'm rich 😁

    • @PaulGreen11
      @PaulGreen11 Před 4 lety +135

      "Japan's sending Play Stations!"

    • @cjuare123
      @cjuare123 Před 3 lety +35

      He should do a Black Trump

    • @gebrik184
      @gebrik184 Před 3 lety +12

      That will always be my favorite line of the sketch

    • @numberoath
      @numberoath Před 3 lety +7

      “Are you sure?”

  • @xShesTheGranddaughter
    @xShesTheGranddaughter Před 2 lety +2157

    "If I can be real about it...."
    "Be real son."
    "Real...."
    "Be real real, son."😂

    • @ycbig1
      @ycbig1 Před 2 lety +35

      that’s real hood lol

    • @okokokokokokokokkook
      @okokokokokokokokkook Před rokem +43

      Most underrated part of the sketch lol

    • @fragdude
      @fragdude Před rokem +25

      Red rocks
      Yeaaaa yeaauhhh!

    • @MarkKlingman
      @MarkKlingman Před rokem +13

      “Can I be real a second, for just a millisecond?” - George Washington in Hamilton
      Makes me think of this lol

    • @MrIncognito2020
      @MrIncognito2020 Před rokem +21

      Word to everything we love we coming to see y’all son

  • @pimpmetapod7906
    @pimpmetapod7906 Před rokem +358

    That “some black dude” moment sends me every time 🤣

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 Před rokem +3

      What random dude are you talking about? Can you be a little more specific

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@Mr.Robert1 right after Mos Def came in. Anthony... Something. The dude from the "holla holla" bit. The dialogue, and the outtakes, clear up that he was Black Jeb Bush, and Mos Def was Black John Ashcroft.

    • @XZIBIT256
      @XZIBIT256 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@wanderlustwarrior Anthony Berry is his name. Not sure if he is alive.

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@XZIBIT256 thank you! Came to the comments to find his name.

    • @jcmillzmusic8768
      @jcmillzmusic8768 Před měsícem

      Cradle of f ucking civilization!

  • @JustaCastle
    @JustaCastle Před rokem +82

    Knocking over a glass and running away from an uncomfortable conversation is now on my bucket list.

  • @MrJackblack7
    @MrJackblack7 Před 6 lety +6315

    The oil scene always gets me.

    • @Khalkara
      @Khalkara Před 6 lety +687

      Oil? What oil? Bitch you cooking?

    • @Meg_Lovegood
      @Meg_Lovegood Před 6 lety +369

      Great scene but I still love the CIA scene, pray to god that you don't drop that shit.

    • @koolkidcay
      @koolkidcay Před 6 lety +40

      Lmao every time

    • @ryanw7196
      @ryanw7196 Před 6 lety +124

      Man Mos Def rollin out with the yellow cake gets me, that whole scene. "Yes I'm sure, BITCH!" "CRADLE OF ****** CIVILIZATION!" omg so much classic in a single minute.

    • @Wickedthtz
      @Wickedthtz Před 6 lety +54

      Smarky Wolf Reviews everybody started to run.This skit always gets me. No matter how old it gets.

  • @raymobs3
    @raymobs3 Před 4 lety +4026

    I can’t tell which line is funnier: “Pray to God you don’t drop that shit” or “Trying to get that oil! AH-OHHH!!”

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- Před 3 lety +81

      The oil one for sure. 😂 But hey it was a simpler time. Ford Expeditions and GMC Denali Suburbans outsold everything in the luxury/suv/sedan market

    • @charlesjonesjr.864
      @charlesjonesjr.864 Před 3 lety +149

      "Cradle of fuckin civilization!"

    • @onEmEmbErstudios
      @onEmEmbErstudios Před 3 lety +59

      Oil? What's oil? Bitch, you're cooking?

    • @RWDtech
      @RWDtech Před 3 lety +43

      Cradle of fuckin CIVILIZATION!

    • @johnnybongwater420
      @johnnybongwater420 Před 3 lety +58

      that's why I got it wrapped up in this special cia napkin

  • @boob-tubbysanchez5859
    @boob-tubbysanchez5859 Před rokem +622

    “Do you know what the f**k you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM!!”😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Blaze92NL
      @Blaze92NL Před rokem +9

      My favorite line 😂

    • @Frosty98206
      @Frosty98206 Před 9 měsíci +26

      "Fine that don't scare you?!, Fine I Didn't want to Say this, The 🤬bought some Yellow Cake in Africa, He Went to Africa and bought Some Yellow Cake".

    • @cristianvulpe5372
      @cristianvulpe5372 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Aluminium

  • @rushguy1
    @rushguy1 Před 2 lety +546

    Donell's "Yay YAY!" at the end of the sketch sends me every time. What an appropriate exclamation point.

  • @HowieRaps
    @HowieRaps Před 8 měsíci +108

    3:16 when he says each word in a different microphone i lost it 🤣

    • @slayallday2361
      @slayallday2361 Před 2 měsíci

      The only way I say shut the fck up since this episode aired 😂😂😂

  • @TapePlayer
    @TapePlayer Před 4 lety +1401

    "Oil? Who said something about oil? bitch you cookin?!" - Kills me every time!

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV Před 2 lety +65

      The UN part was hilarious too. "UN, You know what you should do, sanctioning me with your army, Oh! Wait a minute. You don't have an army" 😂

    • @pierregibson6699
      @pierregibson6699 Před 2 lety

      @@DFandV very very underrated part 👍…then UN I guess you need to shut the duck UP….🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @fukcthepolice316
      @fukcthepolice316 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Time to get that OIILLLLUUHHOOOIIULLLL

  • @Gamesick-go9sr
    @Gamesick-go9sr Před 5 lety +2983

    This aged sooo well

    • @holypokey47
      @holypokey47 Před 5 lety +81

      Gamesick2077 this is timeless. It can’t age. Funniest shit on TV ever.

    • @davidmel2689
      @davidmel2689 Před 5 lety +80

      Last few seconds talking about mars lol "spaceforce"

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 5 lety +5

      Except the PlayStation part.
      They fukin up with the needless censorship after headquarters moved from Tokyo to California.

    • @bigjayabc
      @bigjayabc Před 5 lety +41

      I swear it feels like he foreshadowed Trump and space force. 😂

    • @zonefitzgerald
      @zonefitzgerald Před 5 lety +9

      Absolutely! This aged fucking perfect!

  • @D3X866
    @D3X866 Před 4 měsíci +30

    5:44 “That shyt is gross!” 😭😭😂

  • @jakehuang3545
    @jakehuang3545 Před rokem +99

    6:23 I just LOVE that Darnell is standing there eating and lickin' his fingers. Pure gold.

    • @FGOKURULES
      @FGOKURULES Před 3 měsíci +10

      He eating the CIA yellow cake😅

  • @gilbertwalker8046
    @gilbertwalker8046 Před 4 lety +3202

    “The cradle of f***ing civilization!”

  • @thegentlevan
    @thegentlevan Před 5 lety +7400

    To those who aren't familiar with the yellow cake joke, yellowcake is a name for uranium concentrate powder which is obtained from the processing of uranium ore, which is used to make nuclear bombs

    • @Bitter-Wounds
      @Bitter-Wounds Před 5 lety +766

      Can you hold it in any napkin or just special ones?

    • @thegentlevan
      @thegentlevan Před 5 lety +312

      @@Bitter-Wounds I guess... If you were really careful with it

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly Před 5 lety +637

      @@thegentlevan mos def has a special CIA napkin so im pretty sure he could

    • @hornyvora
      @hornyvora Před 5 lety +21

      Thanks!

    • @KeishannaMichele
      @KeishannaMichele Před 5 lety +126

      Chezzburger 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾I truly didn't know what that meant thanks!

  • @RRRusan
    @RRRusan Před rokem +111

    As someone who grew up in D.C., hearing someone say "we rocked them bamas!" on national television was a beautiful moment

  • @speeddemon21
    @speeddemon21 Před 11 měsíci +100

    2:45 “Who said sumn bout oil bich you cooking?..😭😭😭😭

  • @jonathanmcghee2901
    @jonathanmcghee2901 Před 4 lety +2360

    How did he keep a straight face when saying, “Stankonia says they’re willing to drop bombs over Baghdad”???
    🤣😂😂

    • @user-sl9pt6xm8r
      @user-sl9pt6xm8r Před 3 lety +112

      How did he keep a straight face when he was blowing on the nipples? 😂

    • @julioklj8
      @julioklj8 Před 3 lety +24

      Lol I know right?! and it's a great song too!

    • @giggles1219
      @giggles1219 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @LTCAproductions
      @LTCAproductions Před 3 lety +54

      @@user-sl9pt6xm8r I have the box set and i remember them talking about how he was extremely sleep deprived during the black bush sketch so that could be a reason, but this show had more than it’s fair share of bloopers

    • @pjIVprez
      @pjIVprez Před 3 lety +6

      To this day I dunno how he did it LOLL

  • @calviincalifornia4048
    @calviincalifornia4048 Před 5 lety +5715

    > gay marriage
    > going to mars
    > black president
    its like chappelle knew the future

    • @dorvonbaldwin3550
      @dorvonbaldwin3550 Před 5 lety +229

      Now you are getting the picture. Just like The Simpsons cartoons they deliberately make fun of us by advertising the future in our face..

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 Před 5 lety +20

      @@dorvonbaldwin3550 except that's literally impossible. They can't know the future!

    • @dorvonbaldwin3550
      @dorvonbaldwin3550 Před 5 lety +92

      @@MrGamelover23 they can't predict the future but they can dictate the future. Has everything to do with numbers Masonic numbers.

    • @craigh4691
      @craigh4691 Před 5 lety +204

      Of course he did, he had Negrodamus on the show.

    • @Donbass777
      @Donbass777 Před 5 lety +18

      I hope they send all those fuckers to Mars because it will be a one way trip

  • @lost_soul49
    @lost_soul49 Před 6 měsíci +50

    Thank you dave Chappell for making my childhood unforgettable

  • @michaelcucchiara
    @michaelcucchiara Před rokem +66

    Best part is Darnell eating the yellow cake later in the skit 😂😂

  • @kennyjohnson7116
    @kennyjohnson7116 Před 6 lety +4596

    "I got 40 nations ready to roll son"
    "Like Who"
    "Who TF Said That "😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dominus3197
      @dominus3197 Před 6 lety +104

      Kenny Johnson Best line. "Huh?"

    • @kennyjohnson7116
      @kennyjohnson7116 Před 6 lety +11

      Dominus 319 yes

    • @try2justbe
      @try2justbe Před 6 lety +171

      "Coalition of the willing" africa banbatta and zulu nation

    • @numberoath
      @numberoath Před 6 lety +173

      Japan’s sending PlayStations

    • @smdiddy
      @smdiddy Před 6 lety +86

      Stankonia got bombs over baghdad :D
      i always come back to this episode and glad its on youtube now shit is a classic.

  • @bighf24
    @bighf24 Před 5 lety +886

    “U might speak 16 languages but u gon need em when u in time square sellin fake hats” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jbellamy83
    @jbellamy83 Před rokem +37

    5:50 The journalists news reporter tone always gets me 😂 "Sadam Husseeeein"

  • @arsenalm16g
    @arsenalm16g Před 2 lety +41

    “I got a coalition of the willing!” LOL 😆😆😆🤣🤣

  • @glennhower9265
    @glennhower9265 Před 5 lety +4086

    15 years later and this sketch still makes me laugh myself silly.

  • @chrisgarcia9629
    @chrisgarcia9629 Před 4 lety +2931

    “Japan is sending PlayStations!” 😂

    • @sychosaint8936
      @sychosaint8936 Před 4 lety +4

      @@48956l I still don't get it

    • @48956l
      @48956l Před 4 lety +34

      sycho Saint it’s an OutKast reference

    • @AgeDrain
      @AgeDrain Před 4 lety +11

      Everyone thinks it was the Japanese but it was really the Alien Bibble. He made ps 1 and 2

    • @nileporter1553
      @nileporter1553 Před 4 lety +2

      sycho Saint fucking slow

    • @Lost_Yeti
      @Lost_Yeti Před 4 lety +15

      @@48956l its actually a fact. The usa were scared sadam was bulding a supercomputer out of playstations cause he comissioned so many

  • @anthonyharris1240
    @anthonyharris1240 Před 6 měsíci +19

    Donnell Rawlings as the hype man just sends Dave's humor over the top! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dmfamzo
    @dmfamzo Před rokem +38

    Been almost 20 yrs since this skit and to this day I still repeat 01:44 like everyday! It's part of me now!
    Are you sure?
    -Yes I'm sure b****!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelcastillo3231
    @michaelcastillo3231 Před 4 lety +4494

    This is top three best Chapelle sketches. Still holds up today.

    • @bongwater7908
      @bongwater7908 Před 4 lety +93

      1. this skit
      2. sam jackson beer
      3. rick james/ prince/

    • @pauliedibbs9028
      @pauliedibbs9028 Před 4 lety +40

      Agreed. Slightly disturbing though, how he was joking about going to Mars and people are serious about it today...

    • @vinegarpisser2992
      @vinegarpisser2992 Před 4 lety +72

      Agreed
      1. Black Bush
      2. Reparations
      3. Player Haters Ball

    • @skinnyminny2629
      @skinnyminny2629 Před 3 lety +1

      It is today

    • @antourte1
      @antourte1 Před 3 lety +35

      2. Tupac "Made This Song in '94"

  • @WeSoFew
    @WeSoFew Před 3 lety +1112

    Knocking the water jug over and running away was it for me 😂😂😂

    • @Dnizzle227
      @Dnizzle227 Před 2 lety +32

      Always was my fav part

    • @lilikaramirez1848
      @lilikaramirez1848 Před rokem +10

      mine too

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti Před 9 měsíci

      every single time LOLOLOL

    • @kouadiokouassi6958
      @kouadiokouassi6958 Před 9 měsíci

      he wasn't running away, he was chasing after the female reporter😂😂😂

    • @WeSoFew
      @WeSoFew Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@kouadiokouassi6958 no. He knocked the water over and ran to avoid answering the question about oil.

  • @miyahpatterson-brown7361
    @miyahpatterson-brown7361 Před 9 měsíci +29

    Next year and this skit will be 20 years old! 😮😮😂. The Chappelle show will never not be one of the funniest shows ever created

  • @Zohairmoosvi
    @Zohairmoosvi Před rokem +14

    I never realized it's Mos Def at 1:50. This skit was legendary lol

  • @tristinmckinstry6467
    @tristinmckinstry6467 Před 5 lety +2612

    "Stankonia said they're willing to drop bombs over Baghdad"
    Underrated joke right there

  • @BossaQueenie
    @BossaQueenie Před 4 lety +944

    -"I got 40 Nations ready to ROLL SON!!!"
    -"Like who?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch Před rokem +26

    Still one of the funniest sketches of all time, every scene still kills nearly 20 years later

  • @bluegoose03
    @bluegoose03 Před 7 měsíci +18

    Almost 20 years later and still brilliant

  • @MasterBone33
    @MasterBone33 Před 5 lety +1991

    “Special CIA napkin” this whole skit is timeless

    • @genshi7398
      @genshi7398 Před 5 lety +82

      "Just don't drop that sh*t, yeah."

    • @boulshyte8932
      @boulshyte8932 Před 5 lety +59

      every line killed me. no dead weight in this entire script

    • @EstebanDonJuanCarlos
      @EstebanDonJuanCarlos Před 5 lety +13

      Watch the outtakes and unused footage on the DVD. You'll NEVER stop laughing

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 5 lety +41

      Dont drop that shit here!
      ...Pray to god you dont drop that shit.

    • @SidinSeattle
      @SidinSeattle Před 5 lety +12

      Yo was that Mos Def tho?😲

  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 Před 4 lety +2324

    Mos Def is a underrated artist and actor

  • @liban1277
    @liban1277 Před 7 měsíci +26

    “Japan is sending playstations” 😂

  • @DavidSelf3
    @DavidSelf3 Před rokem +20

    This clip is top 10 funniest skits in human history.

  • @fareed3764
    @fareed3764 Před 4 lety +1871

    That Yellow Cake bits just crack me up every time ..it never gets old.

    • @KingKhan-vo9og
      @KingKhan-vo9og Před 4 lety +262

      Don't drop that sh!t😂

    • @flapjack6495
      @flapjack6495 Před 4 lety +164

      @@KingKhan-vo9og pray to God he doesn't drop it

    • @crabtime2116
      @crabtime2116 Před 4 lety +35

      @@flapjack6495 are they literally talking about cake or is there some meaning I'm unaware of?

    • @flapjack6495
      @flapjack6495 Před 4 lety +199

      @@crabtime2116 yellow cake is a nickname for uranium cause how it looks after it's treated a certain way ,like a yellow cake and it's a reason went Into Iraq cause I guess it can be used to make a nuclear device, but I'm honestly not sure

    • @crabtime2116
      @crabtime2116 Před 4 lety +16

      @@flapjack6495 ty

  • @tonyrichengod9280
    @tonyrichengod9280 Před 4 lety +1480

    "I'm trying to get that oi...OH!! *cough* OH!"

  • @aminhoneycutt2383
    @aminhoneycutt2383 Před 7 měsíci +14

    The M.F YELLOW CAKE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @melissagarris1862
    @melissagarris1862 Před rokem +17

    This has got to be my top 3 favorite skits Dave did on his show. Loooooove Chappell!

  • @CollinFC
    @CollinFC Před 6 lety +1067

    “That’s why I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin” most underrated line

    • @TheSwagg97
      @TheSwagg97 Před 6 lety +6

      thats wat i said but i think so

    • @TheSwagg97
      @TheSwagg97 Před 6 lety +7

      @B.Epsilon i said the same thing but i think it is cuz him and dave tight

    • @NappyDiva
      @NappyDiva Před 6 lety +12

      B. Epsilon Yes, that's him!

    • @dacamel5366
      @dacamel5366 Před 6 lety +1

      So tru

    • @RChayes71788
      @RChayes71788 Před 6 lety +19

      I always thought it was crazy that Colin Powell brought those chemicals into the UN in like a little test tube like nbd

  • @ripgigimi2
    @ripgigimi2 Před 3 lety +3107

    I remember being a soldier in iraq during oif 1 and we were all watching this when it came out laughing with tears in our eyes.

    • @MrNickfuse007
      @MrNickfuse007 Před 2 lety +87

      😂😂that must’ve been hilarious

    • @Sumfinfunny777
      @Sumfinfunny777 Před 2 lety +15

      That’s must’ve been sas

    • @ripgigimi2
      @ripgigimi2 Před 2 lety +162

      @@Sumfinfunny777 the sad part doesn’t come till you get home and realize some of the folks you laughed with didn’t make it.

    • @user-zh1ct8xe9l
      @user-zh1ct8xe9l Před 2 lety +166

      @@tunnishalissmore What service is this,interfering in foreign countries?How is this a service to your country?

    • @williamrosenbloom215
      @williamrosenbloom215 Před 2 lety +135

      @@user-zh1ct8xe9l they sign up to give themselves to the service of their country. Unfortunately, those in power often abuse their commitment. But the commitment itself is still commendable.

  • @tylerbushong3452
    @tylerbushong3452 Před 9 měsíci +24

    To be fair, when I’m elected President, Mos Def will be head of the CIA.

  • @chuck8686
    @chuck8686 Před 2 lety +5

    ashy larry eating the yellow cake 🤣

  • @gerriserenity2726
    @gerriserenity2726 Před 5 lety +1503

    Trying to get that OIL, HA HOIL!!! 😂😂😂

    • @zeroxchild
      @zeroxchild Před 5 lety +12

      Kool Kendra lol for life

    • @rmarling12
      @rmarling12 Před 5 lety +78

      who said anything about oil? bitch you cookin?

    • @yourain67
      @yourain67 Před 5 lety +3

      Haha yes that's my son and i favorite part we always talking about that orr "clears throat" ol haha love dave

    • @donaldspencer1994
      @donaldspencer1994 Před 5 lety +6

      "Who said something bout oil ,bitch you cookin ?" 😂😂😂😭

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 5 lety +1

      Frying some chicken with that oil.

  • @notpulverman9660
    @notpulverman9660 Před 6 lety +531

    "That's why I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin!"
    Was too damn much.

  • @lougaru2445
    @lougaru2445 Před 7 měsíci +30

    I'm so upset that we never got the sequel: "Black Trump"

    • @matthewhewitt4145
      @matthewhewitt4145 Před 4 měsíci +4

      When you grow up in the South, you learn Trump acts very similar to a lot of black boomers. Watch the Lavell Crawford Trump skit and he breaks it all down

    • @therealjcon
      @therealjcon Před 3 měsíci

      That's Uncle Ruckus

  • @strongbad8315
    @strongbad8315 Před měsícem +2

    This is the best sketch from Chappelle Show. The Best 😂

  • @AmkoVK
    @AmkoVK Před 5 lety +970

    I never noticed the guy at the end is eating the yellow cake lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sheltonbrown1991
    @sheltonbrown1991 Před 4 lety +3733

    He literally said “The United States of Space.” I hereby deem this skit a prophecy.

    • @TheEspill
      @TheEspill Před 4 lety +100

      It actually happened tho! Bush said we were going to land on mars in a state of the union. Then, they pretty much never talked about it again.

    • @MrWolfy08
      @MrWolfy08 Před 4 lety +64

      space force

    • @AgeDrain
      @AgeDrain Před 4 lety +29

      This was all already happening. he’s making a parody of the Bush administration.

    • @MrWolfy08
      @MrWolfy08 Před 4 lety +4

      @@AgeDrain Welcome to Internet era

    • @FundFreedom
      @FundFreedom Před 4 lety +8

      And talking about Mars to distract from real issues. Just happened July 4th 2020.

  • @weavarepfours
    @weavarepfours Před 11 měsíci +7

    Mos face after saying yellow cake 2:01 😂

  • @jmpopa
    @jmpopa Před 2 lety +11

    This seems insanely relevant in February of 2022

  • @aaron.c.burton
    @aaron.c.burton Před 5 lety +2503

    Dear Netflix . Give this man another sketch comedy show.

    • @myroomisdirty
      @myroomisdirty Před 4 lety +40

      not the same

    • @Adrian-xz3qt
      @Adrian-xz3qt Před 4 lety +2

      I wish they would

    • @dreday5880
      @dreday5880 Před 4 lety +96

      This can't be replicated. Even for all the money in the world.

    • @lucygoose6237
      @lucygoose6237 Před 4 lety +10

      But make it like BK and let him have it his way

    • @BRAVO2I4
      @BRAVO2I4 Před 4 lety +36

      He doesn't want one.

  • @TonyRios
    @TonyRios Před 6 lety +6626

    *Golden Era of television.*

    • @tonyomasel1595
      @tonyomasel1595 Před 6 lety +25

      Tony Rios most definitely

    • @gk_tv6378
      @gk_tv6378 Před 6 lety +77

      I'm glad my parents let me watch these shows when I was kid.

    • @rodbold7674
      @rodbold7674 Před 6 lety +44

      Tony Rios nah this was the last go around, the 80's and 90's was the best this was the last hurrah of it

    • @JMH912
      @JMH912 Před 6 lety +2

      Tony Rios me tel e(322/ILL) Vision. Moses became ILL Peor. I am in the bible. u just have to look. the Revelation days. 26. another clue coded message. My name says who I am. A&E look at my Ssn and my birth Certificate. u will see the a&e code

    • @toreytownsend3380
      @toreytownsend3380 Před 6 lety +1

      YES IT WAS!!!!!

  • @user-sj4xh8vq8r
    @user-sj4xh8vq8r Před 3 měsíci +2

    That Fool Hands was shaking holding that Yellow Cake !!! 🍰 🟡

  • @EmpureMedia
    @EmpureMedia Před měsícem +4

    I think about the oil line probably once a week

  • @vanmorgan1867
    @vanmorgan1867 Před 5 lety +376

    “PRAY TO GAWD YOU DONT DROP THAT SHIT!”

    • @andresesqueda1424
      @andresesqueda1424 Před 4 lety +14

      "Fuckin right"

    • @TylrTheDstryr
      @TylrTheDstryr Před 4 lety +7

      "DON'T. DROP. THAT. SHIT YEAA."

    • @thebull683
      @thebull683 Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao I say this all the time for no reason at all

    • @JustCalMeBozeman
      @JustCalMeBozeman Před 4 lety +1

      @@thebull683 Me too, for some reason those lines stuck with me all these years and I say them occasionally in real life.

    • @thebull683
      @thebull683 Před 4 lety

      Adam yea it’s either that or “This ain’t no picnic bitch!” from Malibu’s Most Wanted

  • @catchbooker7257
    @catchbooker7257 Před 4 lety +637

    “I got 40 nations, ready to roll son!” “Like who?” “Who the f**k said that!?” 😂😂

  • @StrongLuxa
    @StrongLuxa Před 8 měsíci +5

    It's the way he tips over the water for me 🤣🤣

  • @raymundamansec
    @raymundamansec Před rokem +3

    Donnell Rawlings chemistry with Dave is Gold!

  • @POPMaxsterGod
    @POPMaxsterGod Před 3 lety +4726

    "I got 40 nations ready to roll!!"
    - Like who?
    "Who the fuck said that?"
    I died. Lmao

    • @user-fi2qf5qp9z
      @user-fi2qf5qp9z Před 3 lety +61

      Absolute best part of the skit for sure

    • @MrYellowClyde
      @MrYellowClyde Před 3 lety +93

      Stankonia is willing to drop bombs over Baghdad.

    • @piemanlad
      @piemanlad Před 3 lety +142

      Japans sending PlayStations

    • @Canroc
      @Canroc Před 3 lety +13

      I died too brother funniest line in this sketch

    • @WillyMcFlyy
      @WillyMcFlyy Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

  • @stunningandbrave7475
    @stunningandbrave7475 Před 3 lety +659

    “Pray to God he don’t drop that sh*t”
    -Some Black Dude

  • @Gulag00
    @Gulag00 Před rokem +3

    4:06 "TRYNA GET THAT OIL-*COUGH*"

  • @roguenerd6858
    @roguenerd6858 Před 2 lety +5

    Mos Def coming on stage as the “Black Head of the CIA” sent me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sw4a
    @sw4a Před 3 lety +1775

    Black Bush: “Japan’s sendin PlayStations.”
    Everyone in the current year: “Are you sure about that?”

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 Před 6 lety +780

    This is my favorite Chappelle's Show sketch ever. Every fucking line is hilarious.

    • @victorsinclair188
      @victorsinclair188 Před 6 lety +1

      TheHehe1223 same here😂😂

    • @DB-yy3gp
      @DB-yy3gp Před 6 lety +1

      Glad I’m not the only one

    • @Loial731
      @Loial731 Před 6 lety +2

      Me too People never know what I’m talking about when I say that. Every line is funny

    • @rambojohnj.6117
      @rambojohnj.6117 Před 6 lety

      It was definitely underrated.
      But come on, Rick James is the funniest 30 minutes in television history.

    • @MeaghanTamara
      @MeaghanTamara Před 6 lety +7

      Alan Jankowski Rick James and Prince skit was great but this skit seems like this is how we really went to war with Iraq.

  • @exercisethemind
    @exercisethemind Před 5 měsíci +3

    "Tryna get that oil-COUGHCOUGH!"

  • @bikers_path
    @bikers_path Před 2 lety +4

    "Red rocks" "yayy yayyy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thediscount603
    @thediscount603 Před 5 lety +1366

    There aren't words to describe how amazing this skit is

    • @MrMuaythai84
      @MrMuaythai84 Před 4 lety +4

      what if it was bil burr doing a white obama?

    • @Stoneface_
      @Stoneface_ Před 4 lety +7

      Phon Xieng that’d be cool

    • @MrMuaythai84
      @MrMuaythai84 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Stoneface_ cnn and all liberal media channel wont like it. to them its a no no if a white man makes fun of a black man.

    • @johndough6225
      @johndough6225 Před 4 lety +8

      @@MrMuaythai84 Pretty sure Obama's been made fun of plenty of times... It just wouldn't be a funny sketch.

    • @MrMuaythai84
      @MrMuaythai84 Před 4 lety

      @@johndough6225 no he hasnt. trump was loved by the same idiot liberal holylwood shit head before he became president. now they hate him because he doesnt go along with their agenda. so he been the target since. you cant even say anything about obam without being called a racist. the word racist bigot started around his time and its being over use to point where a immigrant like me is annoy of it. stupid progressive sensitive cucks

  • @Golden27Boy
    @Golden27Boy Před 5 lety +383

    Black Head of the CIA entrance was the best one ever hahaha

  • @benbascheable
    @benbascheable Před 8 měsíci +16

    One of the best pieces of political satire ever

  • @mjfedup6853
    @mjfedup6853 Před 6 lety +666

    ‘Don’t drop dat shit!!’

  • @markeishapope944
    @markeishapope944 Před 5 lety +1855

    So we gonna ignore Jamie Foxx as Tony Blair?? 😂 And Mos Def cameo was hilarious

    • @mikebibby20101
      @mikebibby20101 Před 5 lety +34

      One of the best parts!😂😂😂

    • @soulblade9639
      @soulblade9639 Před 5 lety +1

      XD

    • @ultiplayer1
      @ultiplayer1 Před 5 lety +21

      Mos Def was great.

    • @JoeHynes284
      @JoeHynes284 Před 5 lety +33

      what is the name of the random black guy, "let me holla"

    • @JONNOG88
      @JONNOG88 Před 5 lety +1

      Too right. Being British. I can't see in anyway. That was funny. Was it *suppose* to be comically inaccurate??? But credit to Chappelle. For doing some research. 🤣

  • @e.paradigm7415
    @e.paradigm7415 Před 4 měsíci +4

    The freudian slip is my favorite 😂

  • @HolisticMarz
    @HolisticMarz Před 8 měsíci +8

    Knowing what we know now, this skit is even crazier.

  • @oneisarangj
    @oneisarangj Před 3 lety +555

    Jamie Foxx as black Tony Blair was hilarious af😂

    • @alexludavertigo6926
      @alexludavertigo6926 Před rokem +2

      japan sent more than playstations, right takeda/shire? #grangergloryhole

    • @zachariahlloyd6043
      @zachariahlloyd6043 Před rokem +16

      *We DON'T KNOW what he has....*

    • @Icemann383
      @Icemann383 Před rokem +6

      Lest we forget this was peak Jamie Foxx because this was like 2003 or 2004 so this is the same timeframe where he wins the Oscar for Ray and is on Gold Digger with Kanye West. So them getting him to do a little 20 second cameo in this sketch is even funnier in that context.

    • @aaronfalzerano9432
      @aaronfalzerano9432 Před rokem

      I mean it wasn't that funny. You just like Jamie Foxx

  • @xenon333
    @xenon333 Před 4 lety +598

    That guy who yelled "YAY-YAY" at the very end, deserves all the awards in the world!

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 Před 4 lety +26

      Stranger *RED ROCKS*

    • @bangbangallday1390
      @bangbangallday1390 Před 4 lety +44

      That's the I'm rich biaatch guy too.

    • @BRAVO2I4
      @BRAVO2I4 Před 4 lety +54

      Donnell Rawlings. He's a great stand up comedian too.

    • @evilsWa
      @evilsWa Před 4 lety +30

      Fun fact he also witnessed Spider Man stealing that dudes pizza.

    • @piper1727
      @piper1727 Před 4 lety +41

      who, Ashy Larry?

  • @mfanakithi2002
    @mfanakithi2002 Před 6 měsíci +10

    This aged so well 😂😂

  • @doccavs723
    @doccavs723 Před rokem +14

    I really love that he always have his homies most of the time when he makes a speech or during an interview. Makes the skit even more funny

  • @Infinitehologram
    @Infinitehologram Před 4 lety +801

    One skit sums up a whole presidency with precision accuracy.

    • @bhillis99
      @bhillis99 Před 4 lety +1

      Infinite Hologram you
      Stupid

    • @gregjones3693
      @gregjones3693 Před 4 lety +32

      bhillis99 he’s right though.

    • @benharris8078
      @benharris8078 Před 4 lety +11

      I wish we had bush compared to this

    • @Endubis
      @Endubis Před 4 lety +1

      @@josh-sp9dd so true 🤣🤣😤😤😱😱

  • @junebuggy34
    @junebuggy34 Před 4 lety +561

    All these years later and me and my guys in the know, still yell "DON'T DROP THAT SHIT!" When passing something between us

    • @purgatory1813
      @purgatory1813 Před 4 lety +87

      “I pray to God you don’t drop that shit”😂🤣

    • @EvanSchatz
      @EvanSchatz Před 4 lety +35

      I know, I know what to do with it! That's why I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin!

  • @legendarymj9270
    @legendarymj9270 Před rokem +17

    I got nations ready to roll son!
    Interviewer: like who
    Black bush: who TF said that!
    Japan is sending play stations!😂😂😂😂

  • @wellDankGod
    @wellDankGod Před rokem +33

    We need this kind of comedy back

    • @mmmbbq
      @mmmbbq Před rokem +2

      You probably couldn't get away doing this with Black Biden and Ukraine even on CZcams. And all of today's "famous comedians" LOVE the war.

    • @thomasvarley380
      @thomasvarley380 Před 24 dny +1

      Absolutely

  • @trapp998
    @trapp998 Před 3 lety +587

    “Oh! Wait a minute, YOU DON’T HAVE AN ARMY”

    • @rovfrmdao
      @rovfrmdao Před 3 lety +72

      "i guess that means you need to shut the fuck up!"

    • @b-head6961
      @b-head6961 Před 3 lety +51

      @@rovfrmdao “That’s what I’d do if I didn’t have an army. I’d shut the fuck up”

    • @agcodaf1450
      @agcodaf1450 Před 3 lety +37

      “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

    • @jadeimingan184
      @jadeimingan184 Před 3 lety +4

      THAT'S RIGHT

    • @Cooljohn760
      @Cooljohn760 Před 3 lety +1

      😂

  • @akp167
    @akp167 Před 6 lety +518

    Mos Def as the CIA Director was too funny

    • @royortega3721
      @royortega3721 Před 6 lety +18

      Ajay Pasricha every cameo he made was hilarious

    • @johnnyblingg
      @johnnyblingg Před 6 lety +17

      Special CIA napkin 😂😂😂

    • @nik_2323
      @nik_2323 Před 6 lety +17

      I pray to God you don't drop that shit

    • @gman3440
      @gman3440 Před 6 lety +6

      HOOTY HOO!!!

    • @gifted14sho
      @gifted14sho Před 6 lety +2

      Nik Z the funniest line period!

  • @justinbannister5131
    @justinbannister5131 Před 2 měsíci +2

    For the younger generation these types of sketches are why your elders consider Dave Chappelle the goat

  • @nicolithepoet7777
    @nicolithepoet7777 Před 2 lety +5

    Im tryna get that OIL! OWWWAAA HAAAAAAAH!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tharealnytro69
    @tharealnytro69 Před 4 lety +169

    "We don't know what he haaas!"
    Tears. 😭😭😭😭😭