Chappelle's Show - Black Bush (ft. Jamie Foxx)
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- President Black Bush presents his case for invading Iraq.
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"Who said something about oil ? Bitch you cooking ?"
His best line ever...
"Da nigga tried to kill my fatha", also so hilarious
I'm tryna get that oil, OhHo!
I'm tryna get that oil, OhHo!!!
@@volcryndarkstar3283 p
For sure! Plus Jamie Foxx saying random n***as in an English accent is too much!
The amount of killer lines crammed into these seven minutes is still legendary nearly two decades later
The most brilliant skit
Oil? Huh? Who said sum bout oil bitch you cookin?
I can’t believe I never saw this 🤣🙌🏻🍿 this and all the Rick James skits = gold
I regularly use his STFU gif.
To this day, I quote lines from this skit! Even the way Chappell interrupts the reporters... This always makes me laugh!
Mos Def as “The Black Head of the CIA”…kills me!!! 😂
He's great in the dice skit too lol
i was not prepared for Jamie Foxx to come in with that accent
NOBODY was!
@@XavierDeBascho that shit had me cracking up for days
@@nicoisbored6372 Same here 😁😁😁
@@XavierDeBascho MY GUY YOU WERE ON THE VOICE TFFFFF
@@nicoisbored6372 HAHAHA Yes I was :) Just a bit less than 2 years ago.
“You might speak 16 languages but you gonna need’em when you in Times Square selling fake hats” 😂😂😂
I know Gucci when I see it; I'm rich 😁
"Japan's sending Play Stations!"
He should do a Black Trump
That will always be my favorite line of the sketch
“Are you sure?”
“Do you know what the f**k you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM!!”😂😂😂💀💀💀
My favorite line 😂
"Fine that don't scare you?!, Fine I Didn't want to Say this, The 🤬bought some Yellow Cake in Africa, He Went to Africa and bought Some Yellow Cake".
Aluminium
That “some black dude” moment sends me every time 🤣
What random dude are you talking about? Can you be a little more specific
@@Mr.Robert1 right after Mos Def came in. Anthony... Something. The dude from the "holla holla" bit. The dialogue, and the outtakes, clear up that he was Black Jeb Bush, and Mos Def was Black John Ashcroft.
@@wanderlustwarrior Anthony Berry is his name. Not sure if he is alive.
@@XZIBIT256 thank you! Came to the comments to find his name.
Cradle of f ucking civilization!
The sketch is timeless. Watching this as an educated adult made me realize how this is just a cycle that’s repeating itself
Yup
This time, it's Palestine 🇵🇸
@@Mohagnito94who attacked first?
@@superuser1729doesn't matter, both sides are undesirable in the name of humanity
We are the creators sitcom show 😂
“Cradle of f*ckin civilization”
Gets me every time.
😂👌Love that dude
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly the F*cking civilization
A lot of people missed that one! 😅😂
Perfectly delivered. Didn’t even see him before that then “some black dude”
Who is that's guy that's plays some black dude seen him in a lot of sketches he's funny af
> gay marriage
> going to mars
> black president
its like chappelle knew the future
Now you are getting the picture. Just like The Simpsons cartoons they deliberately make fun of us by advertising the future in our face..
@@dorvonbaldwin3550 except that's literally impossible. They can't know the future!
@@MrGamelover23 they can't predict the future but they can dictate the future. Has everything to do with numbers Masonic numbers.
Of course he did, he had Negrodamus on the show.
I hope they send all those fuckers to Mars because it will be a one way trip
"DONT DROP THAT ISH....N---A" til this day this skit has me in tears...
Donell's "Yay YAY!" at the end of the sketch sends me every time. What an appropriate exclamation point.
Red Rocks!!!
Was just thinking the same exact thing.
While he's standing there eating the yellow cake 🎂 😂
"If I can be real about it...."
"Be real son."
"Real...."
"Be real real, son."😂
that’s real hood lol
Most underrated part of the sketch lol
Red rocks
Yeaaaa yeaauhhh!
“Can I be real a second, for just a millisecond?” - George Washington in Hamilton
Makes me think of this lol
Word to everything we love we coming to see y’all son
I can’t tell which line is funnier: “Pray to God you don’t drop that shit” or “Trying to get that oil! AH-OHHH!!”
The oil one for sure. 😂 But hey it was a simpler time. Ford Expeditions and GMC Denali Suburbans outsold everything in the luxury/suv/sedan market
"Cradle of fuckin civilization!"
Oil? What's oil? Bitch, you're cooking?
Cradle of fuckin CIVILIZATION!
that's why I got it wrapped up in this special cia napkin
3:16 when he says each word in a different microphone i lost it 🤣
The only way I say shut the fck up since this episode aired 😂😂😂
Knocking over a glass and running away from an uncomfortable conversation is now on my bucket list.
“The cradle of f***ing civilization!”
I love that guy 🤣 pray God you don't drop that cake!
I laugh my ass off every time he says "the motherland!"
Myyyy man
"some black dude"
@@matrixinterface Whatever you do, don't drop that shit.
“Japan is sending PlayStations!” 😂
@@48956l I still don't get it
sycho Saint it’s an OutKast reference
Everyone thinks it was the Japanese but it was really the Alien Bibble. He made ps 1 and 2
sycho Saint fucking slow
@@48956l its actually a fact. The usa were scared sadam was bulding a supercomputer out of playstations cause he comissioned so many
As someone who grew up in D.C., hearing someone say "we rocked them bamas!" on national television was a beautiful moment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Shoutout to DC.
2:45 “Who said sumn bout oil bich you cooking?..😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
"Stankonia said they're willing to drop bombs over Baghdad"
Underrated joke right there
Only for us old headz lol
🤣🤣🤣
I fuken died bro
B.O.B. already dropped~ time to remix?
Fart jokes
"I got 40 nations ready to roll son"
"Like Who"
"Who TF Said That "😂😂😂😂😂
Kenny Johnson Best line. "Huh?"
Dominus 319 yes
"Coalition of the willing" africa banbatta and zulu nation
Japan’s sending PlayStations
Stankonia got bombs over baghdad :D
i always come back to this episode and glad its on youtube now shit is a classic.
6:23 I just LOVE that Darnell is standing there eating and lickin' his fingers. Pure gold.
He eating the CIA yellow cake😅
5:44 “That shyt is gross!” 😭😭😂
The oil scene always gets me.
Oil? What oil? Bitch you cooking?
Great scene but I still love the CIA scene, pray to god that you don't drop that shit.
Lmao every time
Man Mos Def rollin out with the yellow cake gets me, that whole scene. "Yes I'm sure, BITCH!" "CRADLE OF ****** CIVILIZATION!" omg so much classic in a single minute.
Smarky Wolf Reviews everybody started to run.This skit always gets me. No matter how old it gets.
"Oil? Who said something about oil? bitch you cookin?!" - Kills me every time!
The UN part was hilarious too. "UN, You know what you should do, sanctioning me with your army, Oh! Wait a minute. You don't have an army" 😂
@@DFandV very very underrated part 👍…then UN I guess you need to shut the duck UP….🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
Time to get that OIILLLLUUHHOOOIIULLLL
5:50 The journalists news reporter tone always gets me 😂 "Sadam Husseeeein"
Best part is Darnell eating the yellow cake later in the skit 😂😂
To those who aren't familiar with the yellow cake joke, yellowcake is a name for uranium concentrate powder which is obtained from the processing of uranium ore, which is used to make nuclear bombs
Can you hold it in any napkin or just special ones?
@@Bitter-Wounds I guess... If you were really careful with it
@@thegentlevan mos def has a special CIA napkin so im pretty sure he could
Thanks!
Chezzburger 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾I truly didn't know what that meant thanks!
How did he keep a straight face when saying, “Stankonia says they’re willing to drop bombs over Baghdad”???
🤣😂😂
How did he keep a straight face when he was blowing on the nipples? 😂
Lol I know right?! and it's a great song too!
😂😂😂
@@user-sl9pt6xm8r I have the box set and i remember them talking about how he was extremely sleep deprived during the black bush sketch so that could be a reason, but this show had more than it’s fair share of bloopers
To this day I dunno how he did it LOLL
“I got a coalition of the willing!” LOL 😆😆😆🤣🤣
Thank you dave Chappell for making my childhood unforgettable
“Special CIA napkin” this whole skit is timeless
"Just don't drop that sh*t, yeah."
every line killed me. no dead weight in this entire script
Watch the outtakes and unused footage on the DVD. You'll NEVER stop laughing
Dont drop that shit here!
...Pray to god you dont drop that shit.
Yo was that Mos Def tho?😲
This aged sooo well
Gamesick2077 this is timeless. It can’t age. Funniest shit on TV ever.
Last few seconds talking about mars lol "spaceforce"
Except the PlayStation part.
They fukin up with the needless censorship after headquarters moved from Tokyo to California.
I swear it feels like he foreshadowed Trump and space force. 😂
Absolutely! This aged fucking perfect!
“Japan is sending playstations” 😂
Been almost 20 yrs since this skit and to this day I still repeat 01:44 like everyday! It's part of me now!
Are you sure?
-Yes I'm sure b****!
😂😂😂😂
He literally said “The United States of Space.” I hereby deem this skit a prophecy.
It actually happened tho! Bush said we were going to land on mars in a state of the union. Then, they pretty much never talked about it again.
space force
This was all already happening. he’s making a parody of the Bush administration.
@@AgeDrain Welcome to Internet era
And talking about Mars to distract from real issues. Just happened July 4th 2020.
Dear Netflix . Give this man another sketch comedy show.
not the same
I wish they would
This can't be replicated. Even for all the money in the world.
But make it like BK and let him have it his way
He doesn't want one.
Donnell Rawlings as the hype man just sends Dave's humor over the top! 🤣🤣🤣
Next year and this skit will be 20 years old! 😮😮😂. The Chappelle show will never not be one of the funniest shows ever created
THA N*GGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA!!!
Say word he tried to kill your father son.
Be real son😅😅😅
Be real real son
This kills me every time! Lmafo
MY FATHAA! 😂
-"I got 40 Nations ready to ROLL SON!!!"
-"Like who?"
🤣🤣🤣
Who da fuck said that???? Lmao
😂😂
@@richardhodge4347 🤣🤣
@@richardhodge4347 Like who?? England. Japan sending 'em playstations.
@@richardhodge4347Like Trump now
I'm so upset that we never got the sequel: "Black Trump"
When you grow up in the South, you learn Trump acts very similar to a lot of black boomers. Watch the Lavell Crawford Trump skit and he breaks it all down
That's Uncle Ruckus
I never realized it's Mos Def at 1:50. This skit was legendary lol
This is top three best Chapelle sketches. Still holds up today.
1. this skit
2. sam jackson beer
3. rick james/ prince/
Agreed. Slightly disturbing though, how he was joking about going to Mars and people are serious about it today...
Agreed
1. Black Bush
2. Reparations
3. Player Haters Ball
It is today
2. Tupac "Made This Song in '94"
“U might speak 16 languages but u gon need em when u in time square sellin fake hats” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The M.F YELLOW CAKE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still one of the funniest sketches of all time, every scene still kills nearly 20 years later
"I'm trying to get that oi...OH!! *cough* OH!"
And, the eyes.
Favorite part of the skit
My fav
Is tht true?😂
@@SonOfSaturn500 Yes! I came here just that part. 😃
I do it every time I start cooking.
15 years later and this sketch still makes me laugh myself silly.
15 years later your living it under Trump. Space Force bitches!
@@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT Seriously! still relevant today Sadly!.
15 years?!! Damn time went out the window.
15 years later and we're still in Iraq too
@@kroganpopy9206 ikr??? 👶👧👵
This clip is top 10 funniest skits in human history.
Mos face after saying yellow cake 2:01 😂
Black Bush: “Japan’s sendin PlayStations.”
Everyone in the current year: “Are you sure about that?”
What color are they tho?👀
Deadass 😂 no one told Japan
I swear i I’ve been trying to get one since 2020
Blame the scalpers lol
*Anime*
"I got 40 nations ready to roll!!"
- Like who?
"Who the fuck said that?"
I died. Lmao
Absolute best part of the skit for sure
Stankonia is willing to drop bombs over Baghdad.
Japans sending PlayStations
I died too brother funniest line in this sketch
😂😂😂
Almost 20 years later and still brilliant
I got nations ready to roll son!
Interviewer: like who
Black bush: who TF said that!
Japan is sending play stations!😂😂😂😂
Knocking the water jug over and running away was it for me 😂😂😂
Always was my fav part
mine too
every single time LOLOLOL
he wasn't running away, he was chasing after the female reporter😂😂😂
@@kouadiokouassi6958 no. He knocked the water over and ran to avoid answering the question about oil.
“That’s why I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin” most underrated line
thats wat i said but i think so
@B.Epsilon i said the same thing but i think it is cuz him and dave tight
B. Epsilon Yes, that's him!
So tru
I always thought it was crazy that Colin Powell brought those chemicals into the UN in like a little test tube like nbd
This has got to be my top 3 favorite skits Dave did on his show. Loooooove Chappell!
We need this kind of comedy back
You probably couldn't get away doing this with Black Biden and Ukraine even on CZcams. And all of today's "famous comedians" LOVE the war.
Absolutely
I never noticed the guy at the end is eating the yellow cake lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂😂
dont drop THAT SHYT! 😂
Donnell
LOL :)
D A pray to god he don’t drop that shyt😂😂
Growing up i thought it was chips or something lmfao!
*Golden Era of television.*
Tony Rios most definitely
I'm glad my parents let me watch these shows when I was kid.
Tony Rios nah this was the last go around, the 80's and 90's was the best this was the last hurrah of it
Tony Rios me tel e(322/ILL) Vision. Moses became ILL Peor. I am in the bible. u just have to look. the Revelation days. 26. another clue coded message. My name says who I am. A&E look at my Ssn and my birth Certificate. u will see the a&e code
YES IT WAS!!!!!
To be fair, when I’m elected President, Mos Def will be head of the CIA.
This seems insanely relevant in February of 2022
Trying to get that OIL, HA HOIL!!! 😂😂😂
Kool Kendra lol for life
who said anything about oil? bitch you cookin?
Haha yes that's my son and i favorite part we always talking about that orr "clears throat" ol haha love dave
"Who said something bout oil ,bitch you cookin ?" 😂😂😂😭
Frying some chicken with that oil.
Mos Def is a underrated artist and actor
for fucking sure
Black on Both Sides is a fucking all-time classic
Mos def.
I LOVE he yells HOOTY HOO before he walks up lmao
Facts
It's the way he tips over the water for me 🤣🤣
I really love that he always have his homies most of the time when he makes a speech or during an interview. Makes the skit even more funny
Afrika Bambataa and the Zulu nation 🤣
RIGGETIE RROOOWW!!!
Stankonia is dropping bombs over Baghdad 😂
could totally see Sadam and Isis shitting bricks as Soul Sonic Force, AFRIKA BAMBATA and the ZULU NATION arrive ' PARTY PEOPLE... PARTY PEOPLE.. Can't yall get FUnky'... marines in Jordans, air force up in smoke, but I don't see how the Navy is going to work..
CaptainObviousandtheSuperFriends - Lol I wasn’t the only one who got that then🤣🤣😂
I'm Kenyan and this cracked me up!😂😂😂
“I got 40 nations, ready to roll son!” “Like who?” “Who the f**k said that!?” 😂😂
England
Japan’s sending PlayStations
Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation
"Gay people are getting married" XD. It still gets me after all these years. I wish Dave still did these alongside the standup.
Gay people are getting married. 🎉😊
@@shawd_thompson Yup ❤️ And the water still turns frogs gay 🐸
@@JAXi9321 Greetings gullible. Did you know that staring at the moon makes your p3n1s bigger?
@@JAXi9321 where did you go?
Mos Def coming on stage as the “Black Head of the CIA” sent me 🤣🤣🤣
Tha Ni**a Tried To Kill My Fathaa!
Gabriel West II
Word to every thing we love,
we coming to see y’all son!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Say word he tried to kill yo father, son😂😂😂
I don't play that shit son😂
@@BigPimpin21 😂😂😂
Be real real son
“PRAY TO GAWD YOU DONT DROP THAT SHIT!”
"Fuckin right"
"DON'T. DROP. THAT. SHIT YEAA."
Lmao I say this all the time for no reason at all
@@thebull683 Me too, for some reason those lines stuck with me all these years and I say them occasionally in real life.
Adam yea it’s either that or “This ain’t no picnic bitch!” from Malibu’s Most Wanted
Every time in my life someone brings up Mars, I let out a quiet “yay yayyyy”. These men deserve constellations named after them.
One of the best pieces of political satire ever
“Pray to God he don’t drop that sh*t”
-Some Black Dude
- legendary black dude
That's Jeb 🤣
That’s why he had it in that special CIA napkin!!
"Yellow Cake"
"F**king right."
I remember being a soldier in iraq during oif 1 and we were all watching this when it came out laughing with tears in our eyes.
😂😂that must’ve been hilarious
That’s must’ve been sas
@@Sumfinfunny777 the sad part doesn’t come till you get home and realize some of the folks you laughed with didn’t make it.
@@tunnishalissmore What service is this,interfering in foreign countries?How is this a service to your country?
@@user-zh1ct8xe9l they sign up to give themselves to the service of their country. Unfortunately, those in power often abuse their commitment. But the commitment itself is still commendable.
Japan's sending some play stations 😂😂😂😂
The freudian slip is my favorite 😂
"That's why I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin!"
Was too damn much.
"What?.....Huh? Oil? Who said something about oil, bitch? You cooking? Oil? *mutters to colleagues before knocking over pitcher* Come on ya'll, let's get outta here!" XD First time I saw this skit I forgot he ran away. So when I watched it again a while later, it was even more hilarious.
SCATTA!!!
Jess Maron omg me too. Totally forgot he ran. Even more funny
Best part evah!!!
Jess Maron this shit is my favorite for that exact reason
The fact he knocked over the Water had me dead! 😂😂😂
Some Random Black Guy Cradle of fkin Civilization best delivery
"But you going to need them when you in Time Square selling fake hats" lolol Dave is on fireee
Jamie Foxx as black Tony Blair was hilarious af😂
japan sent more than playstations, right takeda/shire? #grangergloryhole
*We DON'T KNOW what he has....*
Lest we forget this was peak Jamie Foxx because this was like 2003 or 2004 so this is the same timeframe where he wins the Oscar for Ray and is on Gold Digger with Kanye West. So them getting him to do a little 20 second cameo in this sketch is even funnier in that context.
I mean it wasn't that funny. You just like Jamie Foxx
Mos Def as the CIA Director was too funny
Ajay Pasricha every cameo he made was hilarious
Special CIA napkin 😂😂😂
I pray to God you don't drop that shit
HOOTY HOO!!!
Nik Z the funniest line period!
The UN joke is legendary 😂😂😂😂😂.
Thw whole "Sanction me with your army" bit is hilarious 🤣
That Yellow Cake bits just crack me up every time ..it never gets old.
Don't drop that sh!t😂
@@KingKhan-vo9og pray to God he doesn't drop it
@@flapjack6495 are they literally talking about cake or is there some meaning I'm unaware of?
@@crabtime2116 yellow cake is a nickname for uranium cause how it looks after it's treated a certain way ,like a yellow cake and it's a reason went Into Iraq cause I guess it can be used to make a nuclear device, but I'm honestly not sure
@@flapjack6495 ty
"Japan is... sending Playstations."
GIR177 😀
"Stankonia is willing to drop bombs over Baghdad...."
It's got 666 likes I didn't wanna ruin it
Real life Terminator lol
I died when he said that
ashy larry eating the yellow cake 🤣
This aged so well 😂😂
Japan is sending PlayStations. Epic
And Nintendos
Not anymore
Careful, the boomers are going to claim video ganes will cause colonists violence IN SPACE
@@Vatniks_are_clowns ... That is fact! When you beat Martian00noob25... There are consequences..
@@claudewinters2091 do you think swatting will still be called that in space? haha
Black Head of the CIA entrance was the best one ever hahaha
"are you sure, I can't believe this shit" 😂
The doo rag is what kills me especially
Easily
Services industry
"are you sure? I can't believe this shit."
When he imitates the planes at the end. I'm dying.
So we gonna ignore Jamie Foxx as Tony Blair?? 😂 And Mos Def cameo was hilarious
One of the best parts!😂😂😂
XD
Mos Def was great.
what is the name of the random black guy, "let me holla"
Too right. Being British. I can't see in anyway. That was funny. Was it *suppose* to be comically inaccurate??? But credit to Chappelle. For doing some research. 🤣
One skit sums up a whole presidency with precision accuracy.
Infinite Hologram you
Stupid
bhillis99 he’s right though.
I wish we had bush compared to this
@@josh-sp9dd so true 🤣🤣😤😤😱😱
"Red rocks" "yayy yayyy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely brilliant comedy and satire, every sentence is gold, Dave Chappelle is the greatest comedian of all time.
“I got it wrapped up in a special CIA napkin...” whaaaat?🤣🤣🤣
tanjabmoon Don't drop that shit
Pray to God that you don't drop that shit
13th Evergreen “yellow cake, got damn right”
tanjabmoon english is the universal language spoken of in the bible. the code is in english
Brandon Matthews i am gona b rich bitch