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  • čas přidán 20. 02. 2021
  • We all know that Satine and Obi where more then just close friends
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    This clip is about Obi-Wan and Satine beeing in love and absolutely having no connection to Satines "nephew" Korkie Kryze.
    It features most important scenes from Voyage of Temptation as well as some other scenes from the Mandalore story arc.
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    I own none of the shown epsiodes in the shown epsiodes in this fan theory analysis.
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  • @meaganwebb3554
    @meaganwebb3554 Před 2 lety +12053

    Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier
    Obi-Wan: The delusion of a dreamer
    Anakin: *The amusement of a bystander*

  • @hididdlyhodiddly6019
    @hididdlyhodiddly6019 Před 3 lety +14386

    Satine: 😠
    Obi-Wan: 😠
    Anakin: 😏

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +1369

      The security guards watchin the camera: 😲 😲

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV Před 2 lety +717

      Anakin: _"This is where the fun _*_should_*_ begin"_ ; ) ...

    • @yourboishitposts
      @yourboishitposts Před 2 lety +125

      @@TheRogueOneYT rule 34

    • @madmoblin
      @madmoblin Před 2 lety +119

      Fat Senator: 😕

    • @user-sm6gn3nl6o
      @user-sm6gn3nl6o Před 2 lety +219

      Anakin: and here I thought me and my wife had hard relationship.

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 Před 2 lety +3901

    Obi-Wan: "we're just friends"
    Anakin: "oh come on, I use that same lie when you ask me about Padme"
    Obi-Wan: "where do you think I learned it from?"
    Ashoka: "bruh"

  • @mathuraphael9196
    @mathuraphael9196 Před rokem +2005

    The fact we never got Satine and Padme in some together adventure and some girly talk between them about most "handsome" Jedi knight is a crime

    • @kevinallen5991
      @kevinallen5991 Před rokem +191

      Never say never. Especially with shows like Tales of the Jedi. A single adventure of these two is plausible even tho they're not Jedi.

    • @mathuraphael9196
      @mathuraphael9196 Před rokem +38

      @@kevinallen5991 A man can dream

    • @wkdxcrimex
      @wkdxcrimex Před rokem +89

      Imagine Anakin padme and satine obi wan on a collective mission 😂

    • @kevinallen5991
      @kevinallen5991 Před rokem +61

      @@wkdxcrimex It God damned better be called 'Dual of the Double-fate'.

    • @in.zclouds
      @in.zclouds Před 9 měsíci +42

      They do have an adventure together though! It is a shame they never talked girly talk thought

  • @ster950
    @ster950 Před 2 lety +10100

    "who will strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?"
    Anakin: Cowabunga it is

    • @thomaslavitola7789
      @thomaslavitola7789 Před 2 lety +281

      This is the best one

    • @ocal123
      @ocal123 Před 2 lety +42

      yeah

    • @target4all766
      @target4all766 Před 2 lety +304

      Anakin: you summoned me?

    • @Lilawere
      @Lilawere Před 2 lety +17

      Lol

    • @supern0va206
      @supern0va206 Před 2 lety +177

      He was going to blow up the ship. He did what was needed to be done.
      Just like how the galaxy needed a reborn society in a complete and utter imperial rule. He just did what needed to be done.
      For the Imperial Galactic Empire!!

  • @MyToastyToast
    @MyToastyToast Před 3 lety +7077

    Literally any Star Wars character: *exists*
    The Internet: “Obi-Wan is the father, isn’t he?”

  • @ethandevine6194
    @ethandevine6194 Před 2 lety +2995

    **After seeing Korkie**
    Obiwan: Ah, Anakin, how was the mission? I hope the cadets didn't give Ahsoka too much trouble.
    Anakin:... Hey Obiwan... ever meet Korkie?
    Obiwan:...
    Anakin:...
    Obiwan:... **Sips tea** And how is Senator Amidala?
    Anakin: Fair enough.

    • @MichaKasprzak
      @MichaKasprzak Před rokem +334

      Anaking: "Uhh, umm, PREGNANT!"
      Obi-Wan: "What?!"
      Anakin: "NOTHING!"

    • @ttry1152
      @ttry1152 Před rokem +16

      Ah

    • @DesignerShark44
      @DesignerShark44 Před rokem +38

      wait, isn't Korkie Satines nephew? If Obi-wan was his father... that would mean he hooked up with... Bo katan?

    • @bryanwegman7258
      @bryanwegman7258 Před rokem +66

      @@DesignerShark44 its a ruse! In my mind at least it is.

    • @ritikasingh2761
      @ritikasingh2761 Před rokem +28

      ​@@DesignerShark44 No No... Kenobi had never met Bo before the Satine death ep.

  • @Stuff59042
    @Stuff59042 Před 2 lety +1469

    "So who wants to kill me and brand themselves as a cold-blooded murderer?"
    Anakin: "I mean.. they can't actually send me to hell twice."

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +169

      Cant find a flaw in his logic

    • @Flaxxxen
      @Flaxxxen Před rokem +46

      *Winchesters enter the chat*

    • @L1z43vr
      @L1z43vr Před 11 měsíci +27

      Mustafar and the Vader suit enters the chat

    • @averywho6430
      @averywho6430 Před měsícem +3

      I still don't get why people use that scene to show the dark side in Anakin. Like, bro was literally holding the whole ship hostage, he had every intention of pressing that button the moment he was safely away. And cutting off his arm wouldn't have done anything cause unlike the droid from that one episode, he could just use his other hand and by then it would've been too late. It's like those scenes in cop shows where the sniper needs to take the shot, the dark side had nothing to do with it, the safety of everyone else on that ship was more important. Plus he was holding a detonator, what if it fell after his arm was cut off and went off anyway? The way I see it, there was no other way that scene could've gone in that context.

  • @vurrunna
    @vurrunna Před 2 lety +5630

    Obi-Wan: "I knew her."
    Anakin: "Ah, I see, like in the Biblical sense?"

    • @backgroundnpc9631
      @backgroundnpc9631 Před 2 lety +698

      Obi-Wan: "Like you know Padme."

    • @heroicaknight4735
      @heroicaknight4735 Před 2 lety +156

      @@backgroundnpc9631 oooohhhhh, nice comeback!

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 Před 2 lety +37

      I don't get that
      I think I know what you mean but I don't understand why its called "like in the Biblical sense"

    • @backgroundnpc9631
      @backgroundnpc9631 Před 2 lety +190

      @@fabi3790 It's a translation thing. There's a word in Hebrew that doesn't have an exact equivalent in English, with the closest approximation being 'know'. So you get sentences like "And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived."

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 Před 2 lety +17

      @@backgroundnpc9631 ahh
      Thanks ^^

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 3 lety +13134

    "My shining Jedi knight to the rescue once again." A little flirting, a little fury. Just how Obi Wan likes it.

  • @almiraozek1587
    @almiraozek1587 Před 2 lety +1298

    I just love how Obi is the total jerk when normally the victim of his jokes is Anakin, but when it comes to Satine, he is the one that was defeated by her.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +193

      Satine was Obi Wans Waterloo. I like how she seems to be the only one Obi wan really cant say no to

  • @meegle.teedle
    @meegle.teedle Před 2 lety +3101

    1:39 i love how she just jumped into his arms like she could have kept running but was just like "carry me, Kenobi"

    • @theintrovert_227
      @theintrovert_227 Před rokem +217

      He also wrapped his arm around her as they left right after that. Me thinks they be flirting.

    • @raymondkunkel642
      @raymondkunkel642 Před rokem +192

      Listen, if Kenobi extended his arms to me, I'd jump in them, too.

    • @confusedredditor1660
      @confusedredditor1660 Před rokem +74

      _carry me, Kenobi_

    • @richardmoore609
      @richardmoore609 Před rokem +47

      The force allows them to survive high falls without injury.

    • @lobeliaowl2482
      @lobeliaowl2482 Před rokem +52

      I wonder how often something like that occurred between them during the time they spent together when they were younger for her to immediatly react like that hahaha

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 3 lety +7556

    Anakin and Obi Wan just have a weakness for action girls.

  • @soggywaffles8532
    @soggywaffles8532 Před 2 lety +4872

    Are we going to acknowledge the fact that Obi Wan almost became the ruler of Mandalore by besting the man in possession of the dark saber

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +937

      Bo-Katan wants to know your position

    • @zackboring3314
      @zackboring3314 Před 2 lety +538

      Well technically speaking he did at one point had rights to the dark saber by defeating maul. But then again sideus also has rights for defeating maul, then Vader defeated sideus, then Luke became heir to the dark saber once Vader died................meaning when Bo was looking at Din because HE had the saber, she should have looked at Luke instead.

    • @blackpowderkun
      @blackpowderkun Před 2 lety +235

      And add a potential marriage with Satine and he could have power of both traditional Mandalorians and Modern ones.

    • @ncl6822
      @ncl6822 Před 2 lety +240

      @@zackboring3314 well TECHNICALLY….. you could consider C-3PO as Anakin’s first born. Which means that C-3PO was the rightful ruler of Mandalore until Babu Frick deactivated C-3PO. This makes Babu Frick the Mandalore. Much more entertaining line of thought

    • @falloutgamer347
      @falloutgamer347 Před 2 lety +79

      @@ncl6822 that is a very fine line you are walking on... but ill allow it, all hail babu frik!

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho Před 2 lety +2209

    "Who will strike first and brand themself a cold-blooded killer?"
    I love Tal's face when he is abruptly and harshly reminded that there was, in fact, a second Jedi on the ship. One with absolutely no reservations about being branded a cold-blooded killer.
    And the way his body just drops like a sack of toasters.
    5:45

    • @chubbyroll233
      @chubbyroll233 Před 2 lety +148

      "a sack of toasters" that's great lol

    • @wolframvonstein4526
      @wolframvonstein4526 Před 2 lety +39

      @@chubbyroll233 It is indeed great, made me chuckle audibly.

    • @crusader2412
      @crusader2412 Před rokem +46

      Sack of toasters…strangely specific but ok

    • @falconflyer1237
      @falconflyer1237 Před rokem +91

      No one talks about how Vaders theme starts to play when he kills him

    • @startingfromlevelone9510
      @startingfromlevelone9510 Před rokem +60

      Anakin holding up his hand to shield his eyes from looking at Obi-wan and Satine afterwards is what gets me.

  • @bchimbbykeem
    @bchimbbykeem Před 2 lety +1292

    hahha satines face when ahsoka said “master obi-wan causes trouble? that’s a first” 2:22 GOT ME IN TEARS

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 Před rokem +123

      Satine: girl the stories I could tell
      Anakin: do tell hey kit wanna hear about obi wan causing trouble
      Kit: we a.... wait I'm not missing out on this

    • @AquReese24
      @AquReese24 Před rokem +72

      "Honey, you have no idea"

    • @ingridaguero6460
      @ingridaguero6460 Před rokem

      That is the face of a woman who was think about all the bs a man has put her through

    • @lillz3o951
      @lillz3o951 Před 11 měsíci +17

      “If only you knew” 😒

  • @Joshuagt34
    @Joshuagt34 Před 3 lety +5860

    "your highness is too kind"
    "Yes, I am"
    Yikes Kenobi

    • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
      @simon-peterwilliamson2412 Před 2 lety +11

      What was that supposed to mean?

    • @lordtwubs8665
      @lordtwubs8665 Před 2 lety +185

      @@simon-peterwilliamson2412 Kenobi was being gracious and saying she was too nice to him, but he didn’t really mean it. She took it literally and agreed, hence ‘Yikes’

    • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
      @simon-peterwilliamson2412 Před 2 lety +55

      @@lordtwubs8665 lmaooo I see. Tbat exchange always felt weird. But anakin's face sold it. Thanks man

    • @eintyphald4299
      @eintyphald4299 Před 2 lety +5

      @@simon-peterwilliamson2412 it was supposed to mean SIKE

    • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
      @simon-peterwilliamson2412 Před 2 lety +3

      @@eintyphald4299 lmao appreciated bro

  • @mossymeow9670
    @mossymeow9670 Před 3 lety +15789

    I’m not saying Korkie is Obi-Wan and Satine’s secret love child...I’m just saying that he totally is.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +1106

      No doubt. I wonder if Satine ever told Korkie...

    • @mossymeow9670
      @mossymeow9670 Před 3 lety +468

      ​@@TheRogueOneYT Funnily enough, about the same time I wrote this comment Star Wars Explained released a video about how this theory. Only he disagreed with it, but hey, at least this idea is getting more mainstream!

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +505

      @@mossymeow9670 idk if Filonis plan was to make him his son. I think they just made the opportunity and now wait what happens. If enough fans are willing to pay for this story then they do it...

    • @kalebashdon
      @kalebashdon Před 3 lety +192

      @@TheRogueOneYT yeah. or at least they wanted to give us something to speculate about that isn't necessarily not true

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +128

      @@kalebashdon not neccessariy but possibly

  • @spencersonnefeld
    @spencersonnefeld Před 2 lety +870

    I love how smug Anakin is about Obi Wan and Satine. He knows what secret love as a Jedi is like.

  • @Jack-iu2gl
    @Jack-iu2gl Před 2 lety +838

    This just makes Anakin's betrayal in ROTS more tragic because Obi-wan was like an older brother who had experienced and understood all of what he had gone through

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před rokem +83

      if these two could just talk to each other 😭

    • @wkdxcrimex
      @wkdxcrimex Před rokem +23

      @@ayyylmao101 I honestly could think of a few ways kenobi could’ve talked to obi wan and maybe even convinced him to turn back to the light

    • @fegeleinherman8587
      @fegeleinherman8587 Před rokem +22

      ​@@wkdxcrimex Obi-Wan... Talking to himself?

    • @wkdxcrimex
      @wkdxcrimex Před rokem +25

      @@fegeleinherman8587 😂 I don’t have a clue why I said obi wan instead of Anakin

    • @MentalEdge
      @MentalEdge Před 11 měsíci +23

      Satine and Obi-Wan treated each other like equals, both acknowledging the other is their own person, with a complex life and motivations that require vast amounts of their attention. Neither able to justify taking time away from their convictions "just" to be together.
      Anakin with Padme, in comparison, was a possessive creep a lot of the time. Anakin straight up had some fascist ideals which Padme clearly was concerned by, but just ignored. Anakin seemed to think she was naive, when really she was a principled diplomatic genius, same as Satine. He never really took the whole concept of fair representative politics seriously.

  • @q-tip8536
    @q-tip8536 Před 3 lety +7698

    Merrik: "who wants to disguise themselves as a cold blooded killer?"
    Anakin: "I dont have such weaknesses"

    • @jonathangarcia5279
      @jonathangarcia5279 Před 3 lety +378

      That wasn't even cold-blooded given the situation.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Před 3 lety +415

      "Ooh, ooh, me! I call dibs!"

    • @as1rosnipps40
      @as1rosnipps40 Před 3 lety +390

      I like after he killed him, Vader's theme played

    • @bastik.3011
      @bastik.3011 Před 2 lety +74

      @@jonathangarcia5279 i mean he could have just chopped his arm off?

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +143

      @@bastik.3011 weeeeell... he could have but... not that funny?

  • @Rumbletheimp2
    @Rumbletheimp2 Před 2 lety +4972

    “Just because I’m a pacifist dosent mean I won’t defend myself!”
    Literally never defends herself again

  • @VespoLiveGaming
    @VespoLiveGaming Před rokem +356

    Merrick: Who wants to be branded a cold blooded killer?
    Anakin: Hold my beer.

    • @Pyrobyte_X
      @Pyrobyte_X Před 9 měsíci +1

      XD

    • @therealdannymullen
      @therealdannymullen Před 6 měsíci +2

      Anakin: Hold my blue milk

    • @notreallymyname3736
      @notreallymyname3736 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Anakin: force grabs lightsaber with malicious intent

    • @firstname8637
      @firstname8637 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Anakin: If i had a credit for everytime someone branded me a cold blooded killer, pretty soon I'd be able to afford my own star destroyer.

    • @hexagon2178
      @hexagon2178 Před 3 měsíci

      Anakin testing out the theoretical youngling massacre moves

  • @ANameToGoBy
    @ANameToGoBy Před rokem +361

    Nah but the fact that Obi-Wan basically said that this was hardly the time to talk about their feelings and she just gives him a look and he INSTANTLY he complies is just so pure to me. Like goddamn they’re so smitten on each other.

  • @francescapatti2934
    @francescapatti2934 Před 2 lety +3007

    Obi: "what MASTER Skywalker means..."
    Mace: hol up

  • @posermatt1293
    @posermatt1293 Před 2 lety +370

    this is definitely anakin if he stuck to the code rather than marry padme.
    also that line “if you had said the word i would have left the jedi order” is so romantic because unlike anakin who tries to have it both ways, obi recognized that a jedi cannot make connections…so he would stop being a jedi to make it work

    • @archeravalon2084
      @archeravalon2084 Před 9 měsíci +24

      The dedication and passion that this quiet man shows is indeed insane. Would give you a like, but you're at 66, so...

    • @user-ud6ru4gu4e
      @user-ud6ru4gu4e Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@archeravalon2084 he’s 109 now

  • @frenchtoastmafia1
    @frenchtoastmafia1 Před 2 lety +391

    Anakin’s line of “What he was gonna blow up the ship?” 🤨🤨 gets me every time 😂😂

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 3 lety +4390

    "I knew her a long time ago."
    Knew her, or... KNEW her?

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +360

      You know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Ankr_89
      @Ankr_89 Před 3 lety +138

      I knew her a long time ago.
      Anakin: :) so you’re telling me there’s a chance?

    • @austonhenson3069
      @austonhenson3069 Před 3 lety +100

      In the biblical sense

    • @Moons_haunted
      @Moons_haunted Před 2 lety +71

      Korkie had to come into existence somehow.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +45

      @@Moons_haunted obi-wan Show is calling...

  • @wisewolfds
    @wisewolfds Před 2 lety +5006

    "Who would strike first and brand themselves a cool-blooded killer?"
    *Anakin backstab*
    Me: "It's all coming together"

    • @Atoronz
      @Atoronz Před 2 lety +223

      There's a Skywalker in a hallway... cue the music.

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd Před 2 lety +23

      @@Atoronz sir yes sir or do you want roger roger or yes sir or sir!

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd Před 2 lety +8

      Laughs in my death

    • @inolynch7526
      @inolynch7526 Před 2 lety +46

      I kind of heard abit of creepy vader theme in the back at that moment.

    • @eintyphald4299
      @eintyphald4299 Před 2 lety +24

      @@Atoronz the forshadowing is insane

  • @reddlas413
    @reddlas413 Před 2 lety +224

    Ahsoka: "Master Obi-Wan caused a trouble? That's a first!"
    Satine: "Girl, you have NO idea"

  • @Kareszkoma
    @Kareszkoma Před 3 lety +6321

    The way she said "It hides too much of your handsome face." was so precious. I love it.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +327

      Probably one of the most Obitine moments

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma Před 3 lety +144

      @@TheRogueOneYT Yes, but still. That's so endaring. Like you see someone loving someone so much.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +107

      @@Kareszkoma they have also done it pretty well in the animation

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma Před 3 lety +56

      @@TheRogueOneYT Ohhh that is just so smooth. I love it. The way she pulls her hands.. ahh.. I totally agree! Master piece. Thank you for uploading it.

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven Před 2 lety +12

      And she was right. Long beards are not good.

  • @DonJuan911
    @DonJuan911 Před 3 lety +3815

    3:20 "lmao few months ago you slaughtered a whole tusken village"
    I am dying of laughter

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +269

      dying of slaughter - Tusken Village 19bby

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner Před 2 lety +286

      _Anakin puts the laughter in Manslaughter._

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +88

      @@kiwisinner brilliant, brilliant

    • @yourboishitposts
      @yourboishitposts Před 2 lety +44

      @@kiwisinner killing not just the men, but the women and the children too

    • @IsRickIV
      @IsRickIV Před 2 lety +52

      Good lord literally months ago...dang the clone wars was short haha.

  • @irgendeinerhald9658
    @irgendeinerhald9658 Před 2 lety +281

    "He usually leaves out the undercurrent of remorse" ~Obi is the Master of lyric one liners

  • @ev_rebound5774
    @ev_rebound5774 Před 11 měsíci +221

    3:54 Anakin watching with that smirk while drinking what’s totally not wine is a mood

    • @ooof4989
      @ooof4989 Před 7 měsíci +20

      he was like „oh they fuckin for sure“

    • @colleens1107
      @colleens1107 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Anakin is all AT LAST, AT LONG LAST, AMMUNITION. I’ve waited soo long for this

  • @seashons6563
    @seashons6563 Před 3 lety +6085

    I like the scene when Satine mentions her Sister Bo-Katan and Obi has never heard of any siblings. So that is very obviously indicating she has no siblings that could be a parent of Korkie.

    • @ryanbright6432
      @ryanbright6432 Před 3 lety +412

      Unless it's like Bo Katan's kid or something? But then again he's blonde, not that genes can't jump like that because both my nephews look more like me than their parents, but still it's not something I see often outside my own family.

    • @maddieisintrouble7641
      @maddieisintrouble7641 Před 3 lety +271

      @@ryanbright6432 does bo katan even canonically have children at some point?

    • @Storm_Bird456
      @Storm_Bird456 Před 2 lety +346

      I think it’s be said that Bo Katan is Korkie's other aunt.

    • @macewindu1
      @macewindu1 Před 2 lety +79

      @@ryanbright6432 Sorry but I’m pretty sure that point in time Bogota is like 13 to 16 range she have no kids

    • @thehighground3630
      @thehighground3630 Před 2 lety +93

      @@ryanbright6432 you didn't by chance pull a Jamie Lannister on your brother in law?

  • @sergioolvera7603
    @sergioolvera7603 Před 2 lety +992

    Remember y’all Jedi aren’t celibate they only can’t form attachments

    • @grimprime0158
      @grimprime0158 Před 2 lety +104

      Me : looks a mundi and his many “wives” lucked basterd.

    • @nuyabuisness7526
      @nuyabuisness7526 Před 2 lety +131

      @@grimprime0158 iirc that was more a special accommodation from the council. His species has very few males, but he took the 'don't form attachments' thing to the extreme. He did not give a shit about his kids or wives when a great number of them were killed.

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 Před 2 lety +31

      @@nuyabuisness7526
      I knew about most of that stuff, but you’re telling me that Ki-Adi-Mundi’s families died?!

    • @thechangamire3495
      @thechangamire3495 Před 2 lety +20

      @@steveishere8808 Order 66, probably. Palpatine took care of loose ends.

    • @Cometstarlight
      @Cometstarlight Před 2 lety +8

      @@steveishere8808 most, if not all of them, yes, and Mundi didn’t shed a tear

  • @ahsokatano5400
    @ahsokatano5400 Před rokem +176

    Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier
    Obi-Wan: The delusion of a dreamer
    Anakin: The smirk of a shipper

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před rokem +15

      Or of a killer🤔

    • @ahsokatano5400
      @ahsokatano5400 Před rokem +4

      @@TheRogueOneYT OMG ITS RLLY YOU

    • @cojosox8211
      @cojosox8211 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Tal: The annoyingness of their argument.
      Me: Their need to GET A ROOM ALREADY!

  • @shakeelali20
    @shakeelali20 Před rokem +133

    "Had you said the word, i would have left the Jedi Order" - Obi Wan Kenobi
    Words spoken by a man who lives with his greatest regret everyday. True love right there folks. He was willing to give up his religion essentially for love.

    • @JDog2656
      @JDog2656 Před 5 měsíci +14

      Of course that was part of the problem. Their belief that you could not be a Jedi who loves. Luke's order (Legends) had Jedi, including himself, who married. It didn't stop them from being Jedi. It's understandable why they felt this was important, especially after Anakin's fall, but Luke showed the way.

    • @elderliddle2733
      @elderliddle2733 Před 3 měsíci +7

      They had several instances where lovestruck Jedi harmed the galaxy. Prime example is Grandmaster Nomi Sunrider. She fell in love with her colleague, Ulic Qel-Droma who fell to the Dark Side and became the Sith apprentice of Exar Kun. Because of her feelings for him, she couldn’t kill him when they fought. It ultimately lead to the death of his brother and many others. I personally believe she was the one who instituted the “no attachment” rule.

    • @curriphacreator
      @curriphacreator Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@elderliddle2733 ah. I’ve been researching the no-attachments rule and the reasoning behind it, and that is a great piece of info. Thanks! :)

  • @UmarKhan-jf1cm
    @UmarKhan-jf1cm Před 2 lety +1064

    "I'll take care of this Obi wan , You ,go find your girlfriend"
    "Right"
    lmeoooo

  • @Lea-is-sleeping
    @Lea-is-sleeping Před 3 lety +2708

    Filoni, whenever he's asked about it: I won't say one way or another.
    Fans: you don't need to, we have proof

    • @vurrunna
      @vurrunna Před 2 lety +165

      "I won't say one way or another" is basically just "Oh yeah he's totally their secret love child" with extra steps.

    • @Lea-is-sleeping
      @Lea-is-sleeping Před 2 lety +76

      @@vurrunna I want to agree, but the last time I saw Filoni talk about it at a writer's table he kind of implied that Korkie could be Bo-Katan and Pre Visla's kid. Which kind of does work for Korkie's looks. I want Obi-Wan to be his father, but I could also see Bo-Katan not wanting her kid to grow up in Death Watch.

    • @hunterhorsehelmsley7315
      @hunterhorsehelmsley7315 Před 2 lety +41

      @@Lea-is-sleeping If that's true, it makes a ton of sense as to why Bo-Katan didn't accept Maul's rule. She let her feelings for Visla overrule the Mandalorian way.

    • @kalebramirez7327
      @kalebramirez7327 Před 2 lety +23

      @@Lea-is-sleeping wouldn't make much sense for him to be Bo's son since Bo appears to be (no concrete proof, but the general consensus) in her mid 20s during the Clone Wars, meaning that, when Korkie was born, she would have been a child or teen.

    • @colbyuetake130
      @colbyuetake130 Před 2 lety +7

      Him not saying only confirms it

  • @settratheimperishable7800
    @settratheimperishable7800 Před 4 měsíci +79

    6:00 The way that Anakin covered his eyes as Satine and Obi-Wan walked towards each other after he killed Tal says it all. I love the little details like that in this show.

  • @GingerDoesGaming
    @GingerDoesGaming Před 2 lety +322

    "Senators, I presume you are acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole, known as Obi-Wan Kenobi"
    Yep, that's pretty much him in a nutshell

    • @DarthVader-6637
      @DarthVader-6637 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I want to like but there are 212th likes just like his legion

    • @curriphacreator
      @curriphacreator Před 3 měsíci

      @@DarthVader-6637 might as well now. 61 uncivilized people have ruined that perfect number. 😒

    • @victoriaanne6332
      @victoriaanne6332 Před 3 měsíci

      That’s true from a certain point of view 😏

  • @johnguy5122
    @johnguy5122 Před 3 lety +2665

    Imagine a universe where Obi Wan and Satine could go on a double date with Anakin and Padme.
    Maybe even have Ahsoka and Lux tag along.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +383

      Fan fictions strike back... i mean with the room between worlds from rebels its possible...

    • @astaroth_sasazaki_yt
      @astaroth_sasazaki_yt Před 3 lety +264

      Rex and Cody being the chaperones XD

    • @mrcreepersubscribe5385
      @mrcreepersubscribe5385 Před 2 lety +234

      Rex: Bruh half these people here are politicians. F*ck I'll go be gettin' my own senator
      *The Clone Army has started hitting on the Republic Senate*

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus Před 2 lety +98

      *Wrecker stares at Padme from around a corner.*

    • @mirasalen6450
      @mirasalen6450 Před 2 lety +53

      "Why is Lux Bonteri here?"

  • @lightasthesun
    @lightasthesun Před 3 lety +3100

    I love how this shows all of their best moments without the sad ones. Basically Obitine for 9 minutes straight and I'm here for it.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +108

      And theres even more material that can be used. Maybe i make a second one...

    • @oogadaboogle
      @oogadaboogle Před 2 lety +16

      Wait, that was already 9 minutes? It felt like such a short time

    • @billclark5055
      @billclark5055 Před 2 lety +9

      @@TheRogueOneYT dew it

    • @theangryMD
      @theangryMD Před 2 lety +2

      same

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 Před 2 lety

      Obitine is delicious like Ovaltine!
      🤣👍

  • @mzfreddie
    @mzfreddie Před 2 lety +64

    Obi-Wann: "Korkie?! You named out son Korkie?"
    Satine: "What, it's not like I could have named him after his father."

    • @chubbyroll233
      @chubbyroll233 Před 2 lety +13

      please let it just be a nickname...

    • @victoriaanne6332
      @victoriaanne6332 Před 3 měsíci +14

      “Knight skywalker, padawan Tano I’d like you to meet my nephew, Obi-Too. Any relation to real life individuals is purely coincidental.”

    • @nemesiscrysis4955
      @nemesiscrysis4955 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@victoriaanne6332 that play on words killed me ngl xD

  • @TheJabbate1
    @TheJabbate1 Před 2 lety +596

    Korkie Kryze is a bit of a mystery. The wiki listed both Satine and Bo-Katan as his aunts yet neither sister has ever mentioned a third sibling. I wonder if the Kenobi show will address this.

    • @kimberlyterasaki4843
      @kimberlyterasaki4843 Před 2 lety +50

      I imagine his mom/dad probably died in the civil war since it would’ve happened around the time he was born

    • @Good_Boy_3000
      @Good_Boy_3000 Před rokem +32

      The wiki also didn't explicitly say he died, just that Bo Katan suspects she's the last of her line in 9 ABY.

    • @danielgiovanniello7217
      @danielgiovanniello7217 Před rokem +52

      Nah, we had to focus on Reva for the entirety of that show and her nonsensical backstory. Ben Kenobi was an afterthought in his own show.

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 Před rokem +48

      Bruh. You actually had faith Disney would deliver something sound for a white male lead? This is 2023 after all!

    • @n1c3s43
      @n1c3s43 Před rokem +3

      lol the kenobi show xD

  • @joelbibeault1169
    @joelbibeault1169 Před 2 lety +1621

    Out of everyone who deserved a romance arc, Obi-Wan is at the top of the list. Yoda deserves one too

  • @Lordsevan
    @Lordsevan Před 2 lety +1002

    I like how they make the scene not too dark when Anakin kills him but you still hear the Imperial March rhythm in the background a little

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +99

      Music forshadowing... brilliant

    • @DianaSanchez-oi5kb
      @DianaSanchez-oi5kb Před rokem +13

      It’s a Oh Hi Vader moment

    • @_rex_productions_
      @_rex_productions_ Před rokem +2

      im glad i wasn't the only one who noticed that lol

    • @andresv.9365
      @andresv.9365 Před rokem +13

      Gotta love how TCW goes a long way showing how the morals and emotions of Anakin that led to his downfall were always there. It makes his transition in RotS way better, instead of just going from "the Sith Lord deserves a fair trial" to "lets murder younglings yolo" in 5 minutes.

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 Před rokem

      Then obi wan with the hidden sarcastic I can't take you anywhere

  • @Chisszaru
    @Chisszaru Před 2 lety +99

    I love how Obi-Wan and Satine acts like they've never met each other and somehow ended up marrying each other. They're like your local married couple who loves each other a lot but somehow still gets on each others nerves

  • @user-bh2nq7yo3g
    @user-bh2nq7yo3g Před 2 lety +81

    I LOVE HOW ANAKIN DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT WHEN HE STABS MERREK AND LITERALLY SMILES 😭😭

  • @marcoandrade4872
    @marcoandrade4872 Před 2 lety +1061

    dude i just love how the guy said who would brand themselves a cold blooded killer, and Anakin straight offs him.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +54

      easy answer if you ask me

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian Před 2 lety +70

      Anakin gave no fucks nor goddamns.

    • @tetravega567
      @tetravega567 Před 2 lety +32

      Anakin *That's my cue! :D

    • @arcticwolf2742
      @arcticwolf2742 Před 2 lety +42

      Hardly cold blood when the guy is holding a detonator for a bomb that will literally kill everyone on board. That's called "doing the right thing and then getting chastised for it." No wonder this guy turned into Darth Vader if this is the thanks he gets.

    • @MasquedJustice
      @MasquedJustice Před 2 lety +12

      @@arcticwolf2742 Hell yeah bro, I've been saying that about the younglings for years

  • @lastprimaris7914
    @lastprimaris7914 Před 3 lety +1567

    Bo-Katan having kids? That funnier than anakin slaying younglings during operation nightfall

    • @joshfrew3628
      @joshfrew3628 Před 2 lety +79

      What nooooo he didn't kill them he died protecting them from rouge Jedi traitors

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 Před 2 lety +66

      Bo Katan is totally mommy material.

    • @lastprimaris7914
      @lastprimaris7914 Před 2 lety +21

      @@rc59191 HA no

    • @arafat9828
      @arafat9828 Před 2 lety +39

      fr... They never answered who Korkie's parents are. If not Bo Katan, then who?? I hope it's answered in Bad Batch somehow

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader Před 2 lety +6

      @@rc59191 NO! Ain’t nobody likin her enough for that.

  • @myself3209
    @myself3209 Před 2 lety +102

    Can we all agree that clone wars is an extraordinarely good spin off series?

  • @soccersinger101
    @soccersinger101 Před rokem +32

    I love Anakin's amusement as he watches Obi-Wan struggling with the woman he clearly loves 😂

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 Před 3 lety +831

    2:27 Meanwhile Rex off to the side thinking, "I don't get paid for this" for neither the first nor the last time in his career.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +78

      Anakin gets also paid way to less for this...

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 Před 3 lety +36

      @@TheRogueOneYT He is clearly enjoying himself, tho.

    • @501sttrooperbmc2
      @501sttrooperbmc2 Před 3 lety +24

      Do the clones even get paid?

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 Před 3 lety +30

      @@501sttrooperbmc2 Probably not, though since leave is apparently a thing they probably get a small stipend or something to spend at 79's.

    • @j.a.b.nijenhuis8124
      @j.a.b.nijenhuis8124 Před 2 lety +43

      Seeing as the clones are property of Kamino, bought by the republic, and thus an army of literal enslaved child-soldiers, no Rex does not get paid enough for any of this shit

  • @eleanorread3881
    @eleanorread3881 Před 2 lety +939

    He seemed so genuinely concerned when she said she wasn’t sure about his beard 😭

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před rokem +91

      New insecurity: Unlocked LMAO

    • @lillz3o951
      @lillz3o951 Před 11 měsíci +28

      But his beard is fabulous ✨✨

    • @nerolia_gaming8030
      @nerolia_gaming8030 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@lillz3o951 and that's why Satine is unsure 😚

  • @romanwagner8709
    @romanwagner8709 Před rokem +17

    In the case of Korkie Kryze…
    ObI-Wan Kenobi, you are the father!
    *SATINE RUNS OFF THE SET*

  • @KategariYami
    @KategariYami Před rokem +117

    This is why when the end happens, I was genuinely sad about it. That's how you know this relationship was done well - you actually care about the two of them and you want them to be together.

  • @ladyazari2785
    @ladyazari2785 Před 2 lety +874

    "That would have been "Problematic"."
    Anakin: Oh. I completely understand.😐
    (Anakin in my mind: So you just confessed you like her.😏.)

  • @eintyphald4299
    @eintyphald4299 Před 3 lety +711

    The punching sounds. Im dying lmao

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +74

      Had a hard time cutting this without laughing my ass off

    • @evantgm1055
      @evantgm1055 Před 2 lety +8

      For real. It makes it sound harder than it actually was! 😂

    • @sarlacc66
      @sarlacc66 Před 2 lety +3

      When ?

  • @micahburney6661
    @micahburney6661 Před 2 lety +45

    I love how when Obi-Wan shows up to rescue Satine from Maul and the Death Watch and says “I do my own bidding” he’s got the same look on his face like Anakin would have when he would always save Padme.

  • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
    @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 Před 2 lety +51

    You missed out on the part where Satine is meditating like a Jedi... as if a certain Jedi taught her. I only wonder who that Jedi could be

  • @ncrxghost8075
    @ncrxghost8075 Před 2 lety +808

    Anakin says casually “what? He was going to blow up the ship”

    • @thomaslavitola7789
      @thomaslavitola7789 Před 2 lety +58

      I mean he is not wrong

    • @luispalao7418
      @luispalao7418 Před 2 lety +3

      @@thomaslavitola7789 couldn’t he have just cut the guys arm off?

    • @quentinbrown9300
      @quentinbrown9300 Před 2 lety +40

      By ship, he's not talking about the spaceship ;)

    • @swisschris6480
      @swisschris6480 Před 2 lety +11

      Anakin oddly enough has the only head on straight during this series

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause Před rokem +9

      @@swisschris6480 so true. and yet, because the jedi ways are so zealous and harshly against the dark side, they pushed the ( seemingly ) most sensible person into the clutches of the Sith.
      What fantastic storytelling!

  • @George-um2vc
    @George-um2vc Před 2 lety +765

    My conclusion after watching this video, he’s definitely his father.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +43

      no doubt bout that

    • @rectangle6111
      @rectangle6111 Před 2 lety +5

      Isn’t korkie Satines nephew?

    • @themilkman993
      @themilkman993 Před 2 lety +17

      @@rectangle6111 did you know that the word “nepotism” has its roots in the practice of renaissance popes/priests passing off their illegitimate sons as nephews? Just a fun fact I thought was fun.

    • @nicholasszabo5954
      @nicholasszabo5954 Před 2 lety +3

      @@themilkman993 that is a fun fact that is fun.

    • @rectangle6111
      @rectangle6111 Před 2 lety +2

      @@themilkman993 very fun fact☺️

  • @commander__cody
    @commander__cody Před 2 lety +32

    "Who will strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?"
    Anakin: *Dibs*

    • @cojosox8211
      @cojosox8211 Před 3 měsíci

      Me: ANAKIN NUUU!! YOU ALREADY HAVE SO MANY MURDERS!!

  • @em7382
    @em7382 Před rokem +55

    7:49 “as always, my dear”
    my heart 😭

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat Před 2 lety +567

    Gotta love anakin simply enjoying the show in this one.
    Not to mention being the voice of experience.

  • @angelofsarcasm4924
    @angelofsarcasm4924 Před 2 lety +813

    Are we not gonna talk about how Satine's throne lights up when she sits on it? That thing was cool.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +88

      its the small details that make the clone wars show so enjoyable

    • @enderwill_2084
      @enderwill_2084 Před 2 lety +30

      prob same as obi wan back in the days >;)

    • @faby_baby
      @faby_baby Před rokem +7

      @@enderwill_2084 LMAO

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 Před rokem +3

      @@enderwill_2084 Satine rode that saber

    • @SunnyStarzz
      @SunnyStarzz Před rokem +2

      @@johngancarcik5682 i am going to delete myself LMAO

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 Před rokem +10

    Yeah, her “nephew” totally looks like a mix of her and Obi-Wan.

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho Před 2 lety +46

    That zoom-in at 0:18
    Not even half a minute in, I can tell this is gonna be good

  • @That_0ne_Dev
    @That_0ne_Dev Před 2 lety +583

    "who would strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?"
    Anakin: Everything I have done in my life has led up to this moment

  • @Bionicokura
    @Bionicokura Před 3 lety +720

    I like how in another timeline obi wan and satine end up like padme and anakin, just without the vader thing

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +64

      We can dream...

    • @mirasalen6450
      @mirasalen6450 Před 2 lety +25

      "We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it all ended in tragedy."
      -Milhouse, The Simpsons

    • @codychambers6017
      @codychambers6017 Před 2 lety +28

      I feel like in this story it shows obi Wan and how he succeeded in being the faithful jedi that didn't fall to the dark over his love while anakin just straight went for it like my love might die well murder everybody and hope the new guy gives yeah the answer

    • @captainhufflepuff501
      @captainhufflepuff501 Před 2 lety +8

      WE NEEED A STAR WARS WHAT IF!!!

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 Před 2 lety +6

      Or imagine a timeline were Obi-wan fell to the Dark Side and killed Maul to save Satine.

  • @JustAnotherDudeHeree
    @JustAnotherDudeHeree Před rokem +22

    2:27
    Can we talk about how this scene is exactly like the one in the beginning of AOTC where Anakin is on his way to meet Padme except the roles are reversed - they're both in an elevator, they both comment on how the other is anxious and then reaffirm that they're more than capable bodyguards, hence why you can tell Anakin immediately knows what's up when you see his face at 2:36
    I love these two so much

  • @3dpyromaniac560
    @3dpyromaniac560 Před rokem +39

    4:51 is still one of the best moments between Anakin and Obi

    • @CrazyBrosCael
      @CrazyBrosCael Před rokem +9

      Step 1: denial.
      Step 2: anger.
      Step 3: acceptance.

  • @nikolesn275
    @nikolesn275 Před 3 lety +434

    2:28 Y'all realize that Rex and Cody are hearing this entire conversation!!

    • @anonymousaccount4483
      @anonymousaccount4483 Před 2 lety +108

      Rex knew about Anakin and Padme too, so it’s only fair. Not to mention Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Rex knew about Ahsoka and Lux

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue Před 2 lety +42

      The Rumor Mill of the GAR keeps turning

    • @CandiiCake
      @CandiiCake Před 2 lety +102

      Rex knows all the Jedi who are banging

    • @chubbyroll233
      @chubbyroll233 Před 2 lety +4

      @@CandiiCake yes lol

    • @davidvasquez08
      @davidvasquez08 Před 2 lety +66

      Cody: So Rex, looks like a new rumor for the boys huh?
      Rex: Yep, seems like it

  • @azrealarkanius4955
    @azrealarkanius4955 Před 2 lety +321

    I never realized until now that Korkie has a mix of Obi’s and Satine’s hair in his early years, brown with blonde streaks. Kenobi something you want to tell us?

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +36

      As I have already dealt with in the Kenobi Show Video: YES

    • @LabyrinthLostProductions
      @LabyrinthLostProductions Před 2 lety +24

      Star Wars fans: wow doesn’t korkie look a lot like a mix between satins and obi wan?
      Obi-wan: I really wish you hadn’t noticed that sir…

  • @jadeblade127
    @jadeblade127 Před 2 lety +26

    4:49
    Anakin: "I'll take care of this, you go find your girlfriend!"
    Obi-Wan: "Right."
    Also Obi-Wan: 😐😲 "Wait... ANAKIN!"

    • @cojosox8211
      @cojosox8211 Před 3 měsíci

      Anakin: *Snickers to himself* Man, I'm good. ^^

  • @kalen1702
    @kalen1702 Před 7 měsíci +7

    The Satine theme that plays when she dies and Obi-Wan is holding her was really the only time I ever teared up in Clone Wars. That whole episode is insane

  • @baconjimmy557
    @baconjimmy557 Před 3 lety +219

    This video: exists
    R/prequelmemes: because of obi-wan?

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +30

      He became the very thing he swore to destroy

    • @gadiesandlentlemen
      @gadiesandlentlemen Před 2 lety +5

      Because of what Filoni's done! Because of what he plans to do.

  • @matthewlabbe8395
    @matthewlabbe8395 Před 3 lety +547

    I’m still shook that Pre Vizla is voiced by Jon Favreau

  • @Brandon-vd3ls
    @Brandon-vd3ls Před 6 měsíci +10

    I love satine’s complete 180 when obi wan says that he was sent on this mission by the Jedi council lol

  • @theProtectress
    @theProtectress Před rokem +7

    “Had you said the word, i would have left the Jedi Order” is the most romantic shit I’ve ever heard

  • @grimmjowdoug5031
    @grimmjowdoug5031 Před 2 lety +254

    Bruh when he said who'll be a murderer first Ani: "Meeeeee"🤣🤣

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +24

      thats why they didnt let him train the younglings...

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 Před 2 lety +7

      @@TheRogueOneYT
      If he did, Anakin would have walked into the classroom and taught them a lesson on ‘how to die.’ “First, I ignite my lightsaber. Second, I slice you in half! Any questions?”

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheRogueOneYT well of course but I think he killed one youngling that found his holo-history

  • @wardy6224
    @wardy6224 Před 2 lety +823

    I feel if Korkie WAS the child of Obi-wan and Satine, she would of hidden Korkies true parentage from both Obi-wan and everyone else in order to save both their careers, afterall Satine is a senator and Obi-wan is a Jedi, the scandal would be massive..
    So in the end the only person who would know of Korkies true lineage would be Satine (not even Korkie would know)

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +145

      Scandal would be even bigger once they find out satine is a Duchess...

    • @chubbyroll233
      @chubbyroll233 Před 2 lety +8

      @@TheRogueOneYT lol

    • @eekkal5507
      @eekkal5507 Před 2 lety +70

      Korkie spinoff series? Escapes the empire on mandalore, winds up on tatooine working for the hutts to hurt the empire, is manipulated by darth maul into being his apprentice in the hope of avenging his mother, is turned by obiwan back to the light, and dies protecting his friends from darth vader

    • @chubbyroll233
      @chubbyroll233 Před 2 lety +8

      @@eekkal5507 :')

    • @themorrigan7224
      @themorrigan7224 Před 2 lety +26

      @@eekkal5507 I’d read the shit out of that fanfic

  • @m0rtez713
    @m0rtez713 Před rokem +8

    Satine really is Mandalorian.
    Also probably the only person the the galaxy who can match his sass.

  • @Aliens420
    @Aliens420 Před 2 lety +23

    Well, in Mandalorian Bo says she's the last one of her line, so either Korki is dead or he really is Satine's and Obi-Wan's love child

  • @limphau9996
    @limphau9996 Před 2 lety +330

    Obi-wan: “What MASTER skywalker means”
    Mace windu: “About that”

  • @dylanfoster7138
    @dylanfoster7138 Před 2 lety +435

    The Jedi are arguably some of the laziest people, can’t be bothered to move a chair so he just uses the force to move it

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +107

      I mean... who wouldnt?😅

    • @VPDrizzt
      @VPDrizzt Před 2 lety +13

      It's ok, we all jelly with you

    • @arafat9828
      @arafat9828 Před 2 lety +46

      I mean if I was Force sensitive, I'd be doing that kind of stuff always. Use the Force to feed myself and stuff

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 Před 2 lety +4

      He's just streamlining and practicing TK nothing lazy about it

    • @jonsnow947
      @jonsnow947 Před 2 lety +1

      Jedi got to abuse their power somehow to not be sith.

  • @masturch33f66
    @masturch33f66 Před 2 lety +8

    Obi wan is the father isn’t he

  • @PhoenixAngel429
    @PhoenixAngel429 Před 2 lety +4

    5:50 "A cold blooded killer" You need me?- Anakin

  • @Lyze
    @Lyze Před 2 lety +185

    "Who would strike first and brand themselves a cool-blooded killer?"
    Anakin: "You rang?"

  • @dimitrilongbottom7471
    @dimitrilongbottom7471 Před 2 lety +323

    Never noticed the subtle undertones of earth Vader’s theme when snaking kills that guy

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +51

      Star Wars loves foreshadowing with music...

    • @Sleeper800
      @Sleeper800 Před 2 lety +59

      Does not the existence of an earth Vader imply the existence of a water, air, and fire Vader?

    • @tetravega567
      @tetravega567 Před 2 lety +40

      @@Sleeper800 And the Avadar: The Last Earth Vader

    • @mariastephens1827
      @mariastephens1827 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Sleeper800 IM DEAD LOL

    • @StelarVA
      @StelarVA Před 2 lety +6

      About as subtle as a brick

  • @leonidasashwood135
    @leonidasashwood135 Před 2 lety +13

    Imagine an alternate universe where obi Wan and anakin just bro out over their love for their partners

  • @popculturemike3054
    @popculturemike3054 Před 2 lety +20

    I just love Anakin's knowing look through their whole conversation.

  • @eugeniawong249
    @eugeniawong249 Před 3 lety +281

    6:02 awww anakin was gonna give them some privacy

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 3 lety +83

      I mean obi wan gave padme and him enough too...

    • @starwarsorsomething5703
      @starwarsorsomething5703 Před 2 lety +57

      until Commander Cockblock ruined the moment...

    • @bullettime8760
      @bullettime8760 Před 2 lety +14

      @@starwarsorsomething5703 until commander co- ahhh dammit I'm late!!

    • @kaciew.6202
      @kaciew.6202 Před 2 lety +7

      @@starwarsorsomething5703 oh my goodness commander what LOL that’s hilarious

    • @alonsolupercio9108
      @alonsolupercio9108 Před 2 lety +6

      He was a good friend

  • @joannaellis7890
    @joannaellis7890 Před 2 lety +186

    How am I JUST now realizing that Rex is literally standing RIGHT THERE during Obi Wan and Anakin's talk in the elevator

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  Před 2 lety +38

      He knows Anis and Obis secretes but how about Ahsokas?🤔

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 Před 2 lety +33

      @@TheRogueOneYT wasn’t Rex with Ahsoka in Onderon for a while, training Lux Bonteri and Saw Gerrera? If his skills at reading the room is as good as we believed, he would have realized the love triangle situation between Ahsoka, Lux, and Steela Gerrera, just like how Anakin realized it.

    • @3dpyromaniac560
      @3dpyromaniac560 Před rokem +30

      ​@@alexanderchristopher6237 thankfully for all 3 Jedi, rex is a total bro...

    • @SmileyXY
      @SmileyXY Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@TheRogueOneYTregarding the fact that Rex and Ahsoka are very close friends, he probably knows.

    • @ultimatey2656
      @ultimatey2656 Před 2 měsíci

      Did Obi-Wan already know about padme at this point or did Anakin just sit there and act like that wasn't a thing

  • @laborer_of_rivia76
    @laborer_of_rivia76 Před 2 lety +26

    Anakin is like a friend who came with you on your first date, even if you didn't asked him.

  • @jorgegfigueroa9755
    @jorgegfigueroa9755 Před 2 lety +38

    4:23
    This is the funniest thing I've seen in the whole series 🤣🤣

  • @Wolf6119
    @Wolf6119 Před 2 lety +275

    I love how Merrik and Almec are always just awkwardly standing around in these scenes like "Master Jedi... Duchess... Please, for fuck's sake, Mandalore is basically on fire right now could you maybe do this later?"
    Especially Merrik later on lol, he's just there going "Guys, I'm literally trying to carry out a coup here, could you please stop eye-fucking for like three minutes"

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 Před rokem +9

      Also almec: oh will you two just go do it already the tension here can be cut with a lightsaber

  • @katiehelms8903
    @katiehelms8903 Před 2 lety +150

    Anakin, sarcastically: and Jedi must not form attachments
    Obi-Wan: exactly
    Anakin: *rolls his eyes*