The Foundation: SCP 504 - Critical Tomatoes
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Director: James Troici
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Assistant Cameraman: Michael Acciarino
Makeup: Veronica Toone
Original SCP by: BlastYoBoots
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Great work!
This was great! And ya'll should do 049 or 035 next! I think it'll be funny X3
I love the idea behind it, but it was a little too slow.
The atmosphere could have also been better but you'll make it better with every try, so cant blame you too much.
@@HorseandtheMiners Ohh that's a good idea
Thank you keep making
more and keep on keepin on !
I don't get it, some of those jokes were pretty good, they're just being rotten tomatoes
**several bones break**
*vegetable like whooshing*
The tomatoes wont throw them selves if some one laughs that why the second to last joke the guy didn't get pelted by a tomato cause the male scientist chuckles
natsudrag331 GG I hope someone steals your lunch money
Thats mean
Just An Edit the only thing that is rotten is that joke
*SKULL FRACTURE*
Basically, these tomatoes hit harder and harder with every consecutive bad joke, until they can literally break your bones or your skull.
I think it depends how bad it was
Yeah, if you look at the description, it says that corniness, length vs. funniness, and puns have an effect on the speed.
SCP-504 tomatoes seem to reach speeds relative to the inciting attempt at humor (see experiment log). Relevant variables seem to include corniness, humor-to-length ratio, and use of puns. Language appears irrelevant.
SCP-504 tomatoes seem to reach speeds relative to the inciting attempt at humor
So i guess you can say that Scp 504 is what's CRACK-alacken *Gets Hit by a 504* Well i guess that's fast-food for ya *gets hit again * welp i guess I need to Ketchup with the scp document *gets hit again a lot harder* I guess that's how *crumples up a sheet of paper * the cookie crumples *Gets my skull Destroyed by 504*
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
Tomatoes: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE 😂
Yes
I had this joke in science block lol
1:59 This security guard should be an SCP.
why the fuck does the guard look like jake peralta-
Or join the German army
You mean agent pervert? xd
SCP-8596 "Gerald The Security Guard"
What makes you think he isn't one?
1:59 oh dude forget about stupit tomatoes real anomaly is that guard
Nah, that's pretty normal
He is Baldi
@@espirireis8396 that game died
@@rynhex nahhh
He is cousin of mtf elevator buck
Dad jokes: *exists*
Scp 504: im bout to end this mans whole career
Uh-Oh
Dad: *doesnt exist anymore*
OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP
-epic rib cage noises breaking-
Da ga kotawaro (I refuse)
Critical tomatoes be like:
NOT FUNNY
DIDN’T LAUGH
I will throw tomato to u cuz bad joke
NOT FUNNY
DIE
Hehe
No not funny..did not laugh
Tomatoes: Damn bro u got the whole squad laughing *Proceeced to break bones*
Me: “Wanna hear a joke? Me...”
Tomato: **doesn’t move**
Me: *:)*
At least you are a funny joke.
Some of us ain't even funny.
@@lyl14ghost absolute legend
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
🍅三
*ded*😵😵😵😵😵
*NYOOOOOOOM*
yeah... you are on of the reasons why one of the speed info was redacted...
*scp 504 would like to know your location*
*VROOOM*
top 3 funniest things
3: the d class telling jokes
2: "where you put the cucumber"
1: the security guard's face
1 is the best xD
@@BakuhatsuFoxy a birth defect
Oh yes
SaUcE!!1!!!1!
see how class-d wants to go
see that he is about to leave
intimidate him
smile =D
D class being pelted with tomatoes : "What exactly are you learning from this?!"
SCP researcher : "Not much, its a slow day"
This was really realistic and all but that weird guard just kinda blew it.
Yeah
Agree but scp-1048 is a teddy bear
It's not really that unrealistic
Like do you know what happens in prisons
It’s supposed to be funny
I could not stop laughing
I'd take the beating from the tomatoes over that guard being anywhere near me any day of the week.
But the highest recorded speed is over 2000 km/h (3500 km/h) depending on the corniness of your joke.
Especially Wednesday that is not a good day the way he licks his lips.
Licks lips*
Oh I like that guard
L for D-boi
Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the the cafeteria kitchen is getting terminated. Those tomato slices are like shurikens.
One tomato also broke the sound barrier, and one even caused a sonic blast
Lol
are you an ifunny nigga
God dammit Bright. I know it was you.
Talks into radio: This is Dr.[censored] letting researchers that Dr. Bright has been put on Keter Duty and are not to be afraid when he enter A dangerous scp contamination. Also for researchers who have been hurt by scp 504 during incident 67-C will get a small bonus at the end of the month. This is Dr. [censored] signing off.
@@oscartmtmtm1778
(REDACTED)
What did the vegetable family say when they were captured?
"Lettuce go!"
**braces self**
🍅🍅🍅
Result: Tomato clocked at [EXPUNGED]. Testing halted for two weeks while subject's remains were cleansed from surrounding surfaces.
I bet if you just say “What’s the deal with airline food!” the tomato just fricking explodes.
*fucking
@@_Iecii
Did you?...
@@atlasguytinyproductions55 Yes, i did.
"Tomato was launched with force equivalent to a 1-megaton bomb. D-class instantly pronounced dead."
Not gonna lie, half of those jokes were pretty good
Maybe the tomatoes just find them fruity.
...What? I'm out of range, I can make those jo-
*nuclear explosion*
*_g r o u n d b e e f_*
@@miscdnd 🍅target acquired
@@miscdnd *tomato throws i to him*
Yeah lmaoooo
"So what exactly are you learning from this" is basically a question for almost all of those experiments.
Akumu Ryuu why do you think we know how fast scp o96 runs
Literally me in school
Elite Play you wouldn’t be read this text rn is if it wasn’t from school homie
@Chepe Chepe The tomatoes only attack when the joke is actually bad - ie, it doesn't make anyone laugh at all.
Is the scp real in this vid
"I owe a lot to sidewalks".......
"they've been keeping me of the streets for years". Lol that was funny.
1:45
“you know what happens when you stop”
Dclass: uhhhh
I just think that guards can "play" with D classes.
I feel sorry for that D-class guy, to be honest
D class personnel also known as disposable class are people that have committed several crimes that have resulted in being on death row and have apparently died
like a punch to houdini
Me to-
*REMEMBERS THAT D-CLASS ARE SEVERAL COMMTTED CRIMES*
Not all D-class are criminals. If you piss off O5, you can be demoted to D-class.
Yep
2:02 The Scarlet King: I fear no man, but that thing...
*Looks at creepy guard that is currently licking his lips*
The Scarlet King: it scares me
Bernie the security guard is why SCP-682 stays in containment most of the time
Gavin MacDierney he is the seventh seal
Oh sorry, that was me
@@ricardomilos7754 hi
Kinda messed up the meme, but okay.
That guard looks like he wanna go to a kid’s party.
Lol
OH GOD
Either he’s incredibly sadistic or just horny
@@JoseVega-zd6fk WHY NOT BOTH?
TO THE FEMUR BREAKER WITH YOU
These tomatoes really hate "what do you call" jokes
CZcams comments: (exist)
SCP-504: (Vibrates intensely)
Just gonna borrow that real quick, don’t mind the moaning.
@@bbelugawhale8817 excuse me
*what the fuck*
I’m gonna add clef to the collection, just you wait.
@@bbelugawhale8817 _shit_
@@bbelugawhale8817 OH SHIT beluga whale, now its just matter of time when it becomes 682
Every logical person in the foundation: Ah this seems like a pretty harmless SCP
A couple of random scientists: I wonder... if I could increase its kill count
True xD
100th liker but nobody cares about this
You assume any worker in the foundation is sane?
"One vowel saves another vowel's life, the vowel says, AEIOU"
[Snickers]
the captions are at its best
Hey wanna hear a joke about pizza
Never mind it's too cheesy
*Skull breaks*
@Dirnel Allen it’s called scp secure contain protect scary stories that involve weird and dangerous creatures
Here at 69 likes
Italian firing squads out here like
Underrated comment
Posso approvare
Come scusa?
Mi sembra giusto.
Ma io non ho capito che sta a succedere XD
Doctor: so how did you break your leg?
D-Class: Oh y'know, a tomato hit me.
Doctor: *laughs*
@@AbsoluteRatBastard Doctor Plague: that's lame
Doctor: I think we have a doctor for you...
*SCP 049 walks in*
Scp 049: do not be afraid. I am here to cure you of the pestilence.
Doctor:you are joking right......*whispers* this man is stupid
damn those tomatoes
So the summary of this video was basically: "Not funny, didn't laugh"
Alternative title: A man literally gets beaten up by tomatoes
Why waste a perfectly good cd player, when you have D Class personnel?
They are just recourses after all..
🍅------neoooww
Both is CD
D-class are expendable
And I still have no fucking clue why they don’t kill themselves as soon as they enter the chamber of an SCP that can kill.
That security guard is an scp in his own right, the way he creeped me out is absolutely anomalous and supernatural.
He's TheIronArmienian
His face though
he killed me omg 😂
@Matt Lesche Yes.
Racist cops when they see a black man doing literally nothing illegal
1:56
Security guard is scarier than most SCPs
This just goes to show you how evil the scp foundation really is.
all SCPs: We don't fear anything, but that thing
1:49
It scares us
OOF
096 starts to cry even more
096 making some random joke about the dead human in it's room
Scp 502:Wait that's illegal-
Why are skeleton so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
Scp 504:*throw self at me *
Corporal LawrenceSCP you’re a child
Person: Tells a bad joke
Tomatoes: *_y e e t_*
@some random guy in the comment section ive seen you in like half my videos
Oof
If there is ever a SCP movie or TV show, this guy should help make it.
2:01
The face you make when your pizza rolls are done cooking
CD: "NSFW"
**Tomato was launched, broke the sound barrier, subject terminated instantly**
Mmmmm yes rock slime
What does NSFW
Stapler if you don’t know you’re too young
Stapler NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK.
Kingco Very Epic
Bork bork
When he walked on stage with a cast on his leg I thought he was gonna say "because of these tomatoes my left leg is broken but don't worry I'm all right now" and then die.
But that is his right leg
@@pete6204 I know it was just a thought I had.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Galaxy Child
Haha 😂
took me solid 10 seconds to get this joke. i have no words.
1:55 this scene was extra funny to me because i used to make that face all the time after a dad joke to make my friends laugh in middle school.
Now i know how it feels like to be in the receiving end of that 🤣🤣
After seeing all those horrifying and terrible SCPs that haunt you, coming back to this one always makes me feel better.
Oh no IHE look out! Oh God he can't hear us he has airpods on!
Ahh i see u
Justin Y. s t o p a p p e a r i n g e v e r y w h e r e
even here?
@@goodmafiatr3530 dude it doesnt matter hes bound to be here
early u only got 7 likes
SCP 504 is the best when the talk is about *_katchup_* the joke.
*Get killed by a tomato at mach 20*
I like more the one that says "the tomato explotes"
*mark 20*
@@Apalmofgranite fuck
@@Apalmofgranite it's Mach, not Mark
@@landsharkyt4933 Op accidentally said Mark 20 instead of mach 20... I was correcting. Thanks anyway!
"Yeah Im Done"
Security Guard: ( ̀⌄ ́)
I’ve gotten into SCP now since quarantine and I’m enjoying this stuff so far. Neat
We need this SCP in every comedy club
No we need this security
No we need this prisoner
How to cause a mass murder with just tomatoes
That won't be my first fruit-based homicide.
No we don't you know that could kill? Right?
this is how Rotten Tomato was created
Lol
Angry Murciélago I was thinking rotten tomatoes from the start lul
1:25
Cave Johnson: Science!! If these sentient tomatoes wanna hurl themselves and your gut for your terrible sense of humor, let them do it goddammit, frankly I like their gumption!
Tomato:**Breaks His bone**
Me: *Comedy*
1:59 that face should be scp-035
Realy?
Sour-Cream You mean Radical Larry?
@@cobracommander5611 look at 035 the mask
That would be cute
@@peanuttheclown5674 If I didn't know better, I would eat him.
Oh! It was SCP-504,
I bet you can get a good sauce out of them. I hope it has some taste, unlike those jokes...
Great performance, as always!
Tomato clocked at 146 miles per hour
But once they turn into tomato sauce will they still react the same way?
That one went subsonic
This guy just got PELTED in scp-504
You cant eat them according to scp wiki.
3:00
[D-class]:where you put the cucumber....😢
🍅:Goodbye cucumber 👋
Imagine being killed by a tomato...
Guy: **your not gonna throw that at me are you?**
**Throws tomato**
Guy: **dies**
I am in confusion... Not by what you made but by.... " **Example** " You just need " * Example *
extinction ray
The tomato threw itself
I understand how they work now...each time you read a bad joke the tomatoes throw themselves at you, the worse it is, the harder the impact they do.
Erik Daleký and if you try to tell a nsfw joke they just break the sound barrier
What ever you do, never, NEVER, tell a joke involving tomatoes around those things.
If you tell tomato jokes they’ll break the sound barrier...
Erik Daleký and the better the joke you say the better the hamburgers they give lol 😆
And _don't_ play Dane cook (I think that was his name)
That security guard's face had my ribs breaking so hard from the cackling I had to check myself for tomato bits
*further breaking of ribs ensues*
3:05 Now that hurted in me
3:47
I really think they would have terminated him at this point. It's not like there's a shortage of D-class personnel.
TB Tabby Might as well use them until they die.
I think they used him because it seems like the tomatoes get worse and worse the more bad jokes are told
TB Tabby they use them until they die,because why keep a hurt man and pay for his bills when you can just make him say bad jokes till he dies?
Well they ARE death-row inmates.
THERE ARE CHILDREN THERE THOUGH
Jesus is this professionally made or a snuff film
With the pain and anguish showing in the guy this feels actaully real
Good stuff man
It's actually a snuff film. Good eye
D-Class man. They’re all fucked.
ForlornFoundry holy shit
Not professional if you ask me
2:00
My friend when he figures out I ate his chicken nuggets:
Me: laughs
Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: nothing,
My brain: critical tomatoes 🍅
5:24
"You know the tomatoes react to CD players too"
Class-D = CD
*tomato comes flying at you at rates of 9001 miles per hour*
@@stepforward7491 IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Crafter Blox *_Another flies at twice the speed_*
I guess you really flew that joke away
@@communismisgreat1482 there is one for you to
I don’t know what’s more painful, the puns, or the tomatoes! *fruit-like thudding*
Me: *looks at damage* Well, shit, straight through the subject's heart. That was a heartbreaker.(Tomato flies right at the back of my head)
My teacher
The gaird
* Flying tomatoes hits you suddenly *
@@thisisfine.7826 haha, a person with a Hitler profile pic, guess I didn't Nazi that coming! *OOF*
God, this was so over the top lol. Great work!
1:52
Guard: I have waited my WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS.
Hmm, I wonder how they made those tomatoes fly off the table?
_They're real_
they told bad jokes
Either they used reversed footage or string.
@@shapeswitch_mood7221 It was a joke my guy, i'm the guy who did the tomatoes lol
STOP MOTION
Me: *tells bad joke*
Tomato: *comes barreling towards my groin at 666mph*
The captions make everything in this video so much better
4:34 add subtitles spoiler: it says snickers
I love how they took the time to cure his leg just to send him back on testing, instead of replacing him or feeding him to 173. They probably took the scientist joke too personally
I always wondered why our beloved D-class always kept going on those life ending experiments. Now i know...
The guards are worse than any SCP
I think canon is that they're death row inmates who are offered freedom in exchange for being a test subject for a few months. So it's a choice between certain death vs. a small chance of making it out of the foundation alive for them. Plus, most of them have no idea what's going on during these experiments anyways so they don't realize they're going die grusomely before it happens.
This is one of the most creative scp I ever seen
Class-D: I’m out of here! MTF: Nope
That hit on the ankle looked and sounded like a real broken ankle 😋 Definitely one of the more humorous SCP tales. Good job folks👍
They should've added the femur breaker sounds
@@randomtown4569 satan would be proud
2:00 that guy looks WAY too eager to hit the d-class.
...
WAIT!!!
THE face of the class d XD
Kinda kinky ngl
(God forbid)
Never heard of this scp, I had to look it up before watching this video and I am thoroughly entertained.
WHAT ARE YOU LEARNING FROM THIS??!!
explains every SCP test ever
Me: Thinking this was going to be a serious SCP live action skit.
Also Me: Well, that guards rape face tells me otherwise...
Dude! Why was I think the same thing as you?!
Probably gonna *tuck you into bed at night.*
Cheyanne Preuitt bruh
basically every scp creator:
*makes tomatoes scary*
*makes coffee machine scary*
*makes computer scary*
The guard scares me with that smile.
I like how the guard is nowhere to be seen afterwards
He is a SCP
Still see him at 2:30
Scientist: “Sauce” [Bad Italian Accent]
_tomato hits scientist_
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, bash you,
Squish you, mash you
Chew you up for brunch
And finish you off for dinner or lunch!
1:54 D Class: And By Thats it I'm going to heaven!
Tomato
Purple Person I know this is a joke but scps don’t have to be scary
SCP aren't creepypastas - they don't aim to be scary
Their goal is presentation of everything, that breaks the laws of normalcy (which often turns to be scary, but not always).
Who said their supposed to be scary
@@vildevitus1550 Coward.
@@_Killkor SCPs are creepy pastas actually
however they still don't have to be scary (I mean... look at SCP-999, SCP-682-J, SCP-329-J, SCP-789-J, SCP-111, SCP-131- ok I should probably stop XD )
3:22 I never thought I'd see when a tomato breaks a guys ankle
4:58 He ded...
Sauce! (Bad Italian accent)
The new femur breaker
These bloody things can break the sound barrier. In the experiment log, one tomato vaporized a PC.
"..and then they say the Foundation is evil.."
-SCP Foundation
What do you call a meme without a joke
Tomatoes: *that's good already, ok we're done*
Meanwhile in a anime universe:
Guy: *tells bad joke*
Tomato: yee-
Guy: *catches tomato in midle air* you think you are strong, BUT I AM STRRRONGERR
looks at sans
@Jantube CZ i'm proud of you :')
Giornos theme plays
I like the spanish version of the joke of sr.pelo
@@ignaciocifuentes6785 but isn't he Spanish?
Is it okay that I laughed through majority of jokes?
А он нет
Not just me. Good
@@bobdabanana oof
Yea they were so bad they're good
I physically grinned
1:55 OMFG I ACTUALLY SNORTED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA HIS FACE BRO I CANT
This was well made
You : "Help I got stuck!"
Your uncle : 2:04
*_Perturbador_*
lmaoo
@@Agus450_xXproXx asi es mi pana
you mean "me"
Tomato flying towards you at the speed of light
*sees guy with baton* "Suddenly im less done..."
The way he was smiling
1:39 That one no life at the beginning of a BF1 match: I'm gonna cap everything by myself!!!
Me who yoinked the Trench Raider kit: 1:47
IDK which is funnier, the D-class getting hurt by high speed tomatos, the guard acting like a sadist, or the fact that the tomatoes attack taped/recorded jokes with no need for D-class subjects at all...