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  • čas přidán 22. 11. 2021
  • SCP 504 is a Safe Class anomaly also known as Bad Joke Tomatoes.
    SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been "murdered by his lunch". The Foundation is currently working to identify and destroy loose strains of SCP504 in the surrounding commercial farming areas.
    When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour (approx. 160 kilometers per hour, 45 meters per second) in the direction of the sound's source. Only mature tomatoes, separated from their vines and less than 10% rotted or chemically compromised, exhibit this effect once each. Tomatoes do not have to be physically intact, though ingested tomatoes are usually insulated enough from sound to prevent their effects before neutralization by stomach acid.
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Komentáře • 1,2K

  • @SCP
    @SCP  Před 2 lety +196

    Have you ordered your SCP-999 Tickle Monster plush yet? Go to www.scpswag.com to get your own right now!

    • @211q1
      @211q1 Před 2 lety +2

      How about the real one cause the rreal one is more useful

    • @Kitt_-cj5is
      @Kitt_-cj5is Před 2 lety +2

      @@211q1 and be careful with it, it migjt slither away

    • @Zebrage
      @Zebrage Před 2 lety +1

      I need it

    • @Zebrage
      @Zebrage Před 2 lety +2

      @@211q1 give 999 the plushie it will make 999 happy lol

    • @Ciphers_girl_666
      @Ciphers_girl_666 Před 2 lety +2

      I might get it but can you make a questions about the bad joke tomato

  • @dougloremaster7413
    @dougloremaster7413 Před 2 lety +437

    Dr Bright is no longer allowed to challenge D-Class to a "Dad's Joke-Off" within auditory range of SCP-504.

  • @arcxnephysic3879
    @arcxnephysic3879 Před 2 lety +1174

    “I tried to walk into a target, but I missed.” This one got me, lmfao

    • @Helman114
      @Helman114 Před 2 lety +8

      Now that you say it, ffs xD

    • @sleha4106
      @sleha4106 Před 2 lety +16

      Explain please
      (Thnx I am idiot)

    • @arcxnephysic3879
      @arcxnephysic3879 Před 2 lety +32

      @@sleha4106 Target is a superstore. He saying that he tried to walk into the store, but missed. It’s basically just a really bad pun.

    • @gunk3407
      @gunk3407 Před 2 lety +20

      @@arcxnephysic3879 i went fire but it was actually water (259 miles per hour to the face)

    • @Bob-mz2wz
      @Bob-mz2wz Před 2 lety +20

      So that's why the tomato hit his eye
      "Bullseye"

  • @Oof-th5hz
    @Oof-th5hz Před 2 lety +857

    D-class: Damn, I miss Joe.. He was such a kind friend
    Critical Tomato: Who's Joe?
    D-class: *Joe Mama*
    Critical Tomato: **Flies at mach speed**

    • @pgtv12
      @pgtv12 Před 2 lety +8

      LOL

    • @blandbowl4297
      @blandbowl4297 Před 2 lety +41

      DrBright: Medic!
      Medic: What do you need?
      DrBright: medic fits nicely in-
      Medic: 🔪

    • @wulerhaufung9468
      @wulerhaufung9468 Před 2 lety +8

      honestly when I heard of Schumacher as a format driver I thought it was his nickname for reaching mach speed lol

    • @The_Solitary_Commentor
      @The_Solitary_Commentor Před 2 lety +13

      The tomato clocked in so fast we could not read the speed cause it was too fast

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt Před 2 lety +2

      Lmao

  • @AuRoaraAnimations
    @AuRoaraAnimations Před 2 lety +918

    they lost 4 test subjects before realizing that a recording of Dan Cook was sufficient
    i love this channel

    • @cristiantesu2493
      @cristiantesu2493 Před 2 lety +21

      Only one D-class died

    • @hubertrowan8470
      @hubertrowan8470 Před 2 lety +2

      omg guys some times i do not like thses vidos they are just well breaking the sound belly come on guys thats jsut not possble

    • @mr.rabbit9714
      @mr.rabbit9714 Před 2 lety +11

      @@hubertrowan8470 one I'll just assume English isn't your first language and two well yes nothing on this channel should be possible (maybe some once technology advances enough), so a tomato breaking the sound barrier isn't really anything compared to about everything on here.

    • @God-T
      @God-T Před 2 lety +1

      they should have gave the d class a headgear

    • @eunhogarcia5293
      @eunhogarcia5293 Před 2 lety

      @@hubertrowan8470English?

  • @Shidyk
    @Shidyk Před 2 lety +817

    Note to self: Do not release 504 on April Fool's Day.

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 Před 2 lety +95

      Rule 9171739: Dr bright can not have any instances of Scp 504 under any circumstances.

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 Před 2 lety +40

      @@thecluckster3908 ESPECIALLY slices.

    • @conner3626
      @conner3626 Před 2 lety +19

      @@thecluckster3908 damn we had the same thought

    • @hellbusterdragon
      @hellbusterdragon Před 2 lety +12

      Dr Bright energy

    • @ibraheemtemur3469
      @ibraheemtemur3469 Před 2 lety +9

      Do it! Puns are funny only when i do them, others suck and they probably even like a tomato to the face 200 mph!

  • @BlastYoBoots
    @BlastYoBoots Před 2 lety +1378

    Oh cool, someone animated the SCP I wrote! Fun! I guess "Critical Tomatoes" is an easy title to misunderstand. Really appreciate the work that went into this, although some of the story presentation paints the Foundation as... perhaps *slightly* more irresponsible than it actually is. XD Also, in the Monty Python sketch the Funniest Joke In The World is so funny that it makes people who hear it laugh themselves to death-- it's no surprise why the tomato "died" when it heard it. :) (It had enough of a sense of humor to go along with the joke!)

    • @lolicon453
      @lolicon453 Před 2 lety +40

      I think I read that when I clicked a link for a random page

    • @MimiteMarion
      @MimiteMarion Před 2 lety +36

      I loved it! Interesting and really well written

    • @ClockLock
      @ClockLock Před 2 lety +55

      Ah, I finally get to meet the guy that wrote my favorite SCP. Hope you're having a good one!

    • @doesbadart13
      @doesbadart13 Před 2 lety +13

      Wow I loved it!

    • @smolchungus9213
      @smolchungus9213 Před 2 lety +24

      it's cool to see authors in the comments section

  • @matthewthefunnyman2788
    @matthewthefunnyman2788 Před 2 lety +348

    Playing an Amy Schumer skit around these tomato's will result in an XK class scenario

    • @WONDERLAND6005
      @WONDERLAND6005 Před 2 lety +46

      Even blind people could see that joke coming

    • @matthewthefunnyman2788
      @matthewthefunnyman2788 Před 2 lety +15

      @@WONDERLAND6005 Well if I didn't make it someone else would

    • @Ishtarru
      @Ishtarru Před 2 lety +37

      Everybody stand back, I've got a Melissa McCarthy movie, and I'm crazy enough to use it!

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 Před 2 lety +1

      She might not be that good but at least she's funnier and more original than you

    • @XenroTunes
      @XenroTunes Před 2 lety +18

      @@magusperde365 are you sure?

  • @hchich2528
    @hchich2528 Před 2 lety +657

    This is a certified “hey apple” moment

  • @Tornado21221
    @Tornado21221 Před 2 lety +85

    The ethics committee is gonna have a field day with those researchers

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Před 2 lety +1136

    We need this SCP in every comedy club

    • @godemperorletoatreidesii7457
      @godemperorletoatreidesii7457 Před 2 lety +24

      I would say we need this SPC and a penile comedy club people who tried to cancel comedians give them a chance to do it better if they survive they're free to go 🤣

    • @Superbia_Anima
      @Superbia_Anima Před 2 lety +75

      "So, you guys ever heard about Ligma?"
      *Skull* *breaks*

    • @pnkicecreem459
      @pnkicecreem459 Před 2 lety +21

      Cut them into small pieces and then you have bullets

    • @redcr33perproductions
      @redcr33perproductions Před 2 lety +12

      We need it at stand up comedy show going on right now

    • @aidan.7836
      @aidan.7836 Před 2 lety +24

      @@Superbia_Anima "so do you guys know my good friend joe"
      A dozen of tomatoes fly at me

  • @tanookiness1994
    @tanookiness1994 Před 2 lety +157

    "Wood fired pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job n-"
    "SCP-504 clocked in at over 6,000 mph"

    • @rayzorduality2396
      @rayzorduality2396 Před 2 lety +6

      Glorious

    • @chrisgomez1262
      @chrisgomez1262 Před rokem

      What the joke

    • @mikeymikesh
      @mikeymikesh Před rokem +2

      @@chrisgomez1262 "Fired" is a term used for termination of employment. The joke is that someone named "Pizza" was supposedly "fired" by an employer named "Wood".

    • @chrisgomez1262
      @chrisgomez1262 Před rokem +1

      @@mikeymikesh k

    • @chrisgomez1262
      @chrisgomez1262 Před rokem +2

      No 6,000 mps
      Miles per second

  • @TheSignGuy1234
    @TheSignGuy1234 Před 2 lety +190

    Part of me wonders if they could still react to a bad joke after being eaten.
    That'd be a scene right out of Alien

    • @48917032
      @48917032 Před 2 lety +45

      You might even call it gut busting

    • @maxwell4508
      @maxwell4508 Před 2 lety +43

      @@48917032 ≡≡≡≡≡🍅

    • @pandorasangel2747
      @pandorasangel2747 Před 2 lety +24

      And it gets digested into the body would the guy get possesed by the tomato? So many questions

    • @wormiestwood682
      @wormiestwood682 Před 2 lety +15

      @@pandorasangel2747 its answered in the article itself, once ingested they lose their anomalous behavior

    • @landonpina3453
      @landonpina3453 Před 2 lety +8

      What if it's been turned into ketchup?

  • @nicktwolf
    @nicktwolf Před 2 lety +103

    I was laughing the entire time I was watching this. Whoever pulled he prank at the end was an evil genius.

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 Před 2 lety +6

      Imagine it on april fools day.

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf Před 2 lety +2

      @@thecluckster3908 That is my favorite day of the year.

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf Před 2 lety

      @Joseph Bleifus Are any of us truly innocent? That's why they need to use d class for those types of jobs.

  • @mr.leeleeleee7153
    @mr.leeleeleee7153 Před 2 lety +365

    I wonder where Hunter went this time, it seems like they got the usual Infographics Show narrator to fill in.

    • @Videoandme1
      @Videoandme1 Před 2 lety +98

      Clearly they got him. You can report on SCPs for so long until the foundation gets to you.

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 Před 2 lety +37

      @@Videoandme1 we need to save him!

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh Před 2 lety +17

      @@nathanjereb9944 it's too late

    • @wittingbike2893
      @wittingbike2893 Před 2 lety +8

      Nooooooo

    • @XERO7100
      @XERO7100 Před 2 lety +22

      I think he lost his voice. I know over on limenade he mentioned he was starting to lose it.

  • @professornova1236
    @professornova1236 Před 2 lety +50

    Imagine going on a date and trying to impress your crush, only for the tomato on your burger to slice the top of your head off

  • @EHH246
    @EHH246 Před 2 lety +157

    This SCP really showed the author's distaste for Dane Cook and SNL. LOL

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 Před 2 lety +5

      It’s a highly intelligent SCP interesting…

  • @dragonan3159
    @dragonan3159 Před 2 lety +155

    SCP 504 is and has always been my favorite scp, partly because it was the first one I learned of.

  • @The-Branch
    @The-Branch Před 2 lety +36

    4:11
    "1001 Tomato Jokes That Will Make You Pizza Your Pants"
    A classic

  • @ThrillSeeker3524
    @ThrillSeeker3524 Před 2 lety +302

    Why was the tomato so embarrassed? When he opened the fridge, he saw the salad dressing 🤡

  • @IX_4
    @IX_4 Před 2 lety +73

    Imagine you eat that SCP and now you're afraid of people saying bad jokes.

    • @lykosourliachto6185
      @lykosourliachto6185 Před 2 lety +28

      Imagine somebody makes a bad joke and you see somebody just ragdoll across the room at a hundred miles an hour

    • @IX_4
      @IX_4 Před 2 lety +8

      @@lykosourliachto6185 lol

    • @buildingblock1518
      @buildingblock1518 Před 2 lety +6

      They tested that possibility. Ingested 504 instances show no response to any jokes

    • @crazyfire9470
      @crazyfire9470 Před 2 lety

      @Lýkos Ourliachtó probably won’t be as funny as it would be in gmod

  • @newbiegamelover4767
    @newbiegamelover4767 Před 2 lety +85

    So, who's more dangerous? SCP-504 instances, or the researchers who keep using them for pranks?

    • @juliaemerald4602
      @juliaemerald4602 Před 2 lety +11

      I cant believe there aren’t more comments about this! That appalled me!

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Před 2 lety +2

      To be fair that wasn't on the site. The tomato shurikens was, but that might have been because of incompetence or oversight.

    • @michaelbrookman5863
      @michaelbrookman5863 Před 2 lety +1

      Both,both is good

  • @NexeL_NKC
    @NexeL_NKC Před 2 lety +234

    This is probably the funniest SCP out there. Loved that target joke lmao

    • @whooshdatjoosh6146
      @whooshdatjoosh6146 Před 2 lety +1

      What about the rock that makes you procrastinate

    • @Gummybear7koolaid
      @Gummybear7koolaid Před 2 lety +6

      Wait till you hear about the chocolate fountain that attacks anyone who eats it with ant like insects

    • @alexisbaz8746
      @alexisbaz8746 Před 2 lety +2

      There was a gun that draws d@$kcs in anything that fires right?, xd

    • @Zurround
      @Zurround Před rokem

      In my opinion CACTUS MAN is the funniest.

  • @hearts4rosalyne587
    @hearts4rosalyne587 Před 2 lety +180

    One of these tomatoes is definitely hitting me in the face someday

  • @Videoandme1
    @Videoandme1 Před 2 lety +93

    This might be the best SCP video yet. The bad jokes are part of the test logs and not part of the script.

  • @SheosMan117
    @SheosMan117 Před 2 lety +168

    Heh, can you imagine IF said Monty Python's Funniest Joke in the World was a real SCP? It'd be easy to contain.

    • @rafigross
      @rafigross Před 2 lety +6

      We just need to make sure that if people hear it, then it should be a different language

    • @carlitosbro
      @carlitosbro Před 2 lety +4

      @@rafigross and then one day if they ever learn that language, they remember that joke and die.

    • @rafigross
      @rafigross Před 2 lety

      @@carlitosbro yes

    • @rafigross
      @rafigross Před 2 lety

      @Parrie Jenkins lol

    • @jimmyh.7274
      @jimmyh.7274 Před 2 lety +1

      Monthy Pythons is maybe a part of 05 Council, faking history of this joke for save the world from the real deadly joke. Ask Terry Gilliam, he made "the fifth element" warning other researcher with a message in a movie.

  • @jacobfaircloth7328
    @jacobfaircloth7328 Před 2 lety +42

    I heard about this SCP, didn't believe it existed, and am now laughing my ass off knowing I was wrong.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 Před 2 lety +4

      Theirs thousands of scp nothing surprises me anymore

  • @AnimeFan9833
    @AnimeFan9833 Před 2 lety +111

    Isn't it kind of fucked up how the foundation decided to not give the D-class helmets, even though they were just testing the scps reaction and not the effects of high velocity tomato trauma?

    • @conner3626
      @conner3626 Před 2 lety +17

      but its so much work to get the helmets and then you have to write a report about where the helmets went

    • @ibraheemtemur3469
      @ibraheemtemur3469 Před 2 lety +11

      I actually think that they were testing also high velocity tomato trauma, they might need a species of tomato that reacts to slogans/chanting for example so it could be used against protestors or cultist. So they need to know that the impact isnt going to be lethal.

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 Před 2 lety +11

      8:51
      I, uh, I don't thi k a helmet would really help

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Před 2 lety +4

      @@dragonlord3376 Not in that case....

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 Před 2 lety

      Traumatoe*

  • @waynetastic1746
    @waynetastic1746 Před 2 lety +23

    _"Why can't you trust a nosey pepper?"_
    **[ SILENCE]**
    _"Because they'll all be j'alapeno business!"_
    *The Tomato: *[INSERT > "Running in the 90's" < MUSIC HERE]**

  • @thinkfighttalk2403
    @thinkfighttalk2403 Před 2 lety +21

    Addendum: All request use of SCP 504 in Amy Schumer’s live performances will automatically be denied

  • @cot1579
    @cot1579 Před 2 lety +4

    Tomato when tomato joke: tis a scratch.
    Tomato when engineering joke: *I am become death, destroyer of worlds*

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama Před 2 lety +17

    Considering how easily that could have lead to someone’s death, I wouldnt be surprised if d class got three new members

  • @sagurdofastora3245
    @sagurdofastora3245 Před 2 lety +26

    Special containment procedures: In the perimeter of Area *** telling Jokes is banned for personel without lvl 3 clearance. Any personel with suficient security level is allowed to tell Jokes, but have to recite Monthy Python's "funniest Joke in the world"
    BEFORE telling a Joke.

  • @ashurad_fox5991
    @ashurad_fox5991 Před 2 lety +5

    "Well that escalated from a 0 to 100 real quick!" :D
    Scp-504:

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 Před 2 lety +85

    Papyrus finally has the perfect weapon against his brother’s crappy puns.

    • @lykosourliachto6185
      @lykosourliachto6185 Před 2 lety +13

      Eh, I'm pretty sure Sans would know something's a-fruit

    • @shougozero259
      @shougozero259 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lykosourliachto6185 🍅🍅🍅

    • @ronshimo8386
      @ronshimo8386 Před 2 lety +6

      Bold of you to assume Sans Sans wouldn't be able to dodge it

    • @Kill_peter
      @Kill_peter Před 2 lety +2

      @@ronshimo8386 it might get to fast and he would die

    • @anatolyburgovski
      @anatolyburgovski Před 2 lety +2

      @@lykosourliachto6185 Yeah, papyrus would be caught RED-handed

  • @Nosretep
    @Nosretep Před 2 lety +60

    Telling any of Amy Schumer's jokes results in the tomatoes flying at the joke teller at the speed of light, immediately causing an atomic explosion.

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 Před 2 lety +5

      But what if it’s one of the good jokes?
      You know, the ones she stole from other people?

    • @TheFyy6y
      @TheFyy6y Před 2 lety +8

      @@thecluckster3908 it still flies because she can make a good joke sound like shit

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheFyy6y true

    • @freekraccbacc
      @freekraccbacc Před 2 lety +9

      Not true, the tomato does nothing, unable to detect a joke.

    • @izzulazrizal702
      @izzulazrizal702 Před 2 lety +2

      @@freekraccbacc DAMN nice

  • @SWISS-1337
    @SWISS-1337 Před 2 lety +20

    I honestly thought that the scientists who were uncontrollably giggling was caused by the SCP Specimen. I was waiting for that. Obviously they're just insane?

  • @hellbusterdragon
    @hellbusterdragon Před 2 lety +16

    Damn this time I feel bad for the D classes. Obviously they were acquitted of crimes that are not severe since the Tomato kills rarely

  • @Daniel-uc9ll
    @Daniel-uc9ll Před 2 lety +6

    d class: **tells a really complicated math joke**
    the tomato: *transcends reality and moves at lightspeed towards the d class obliterating the entire test chamber*

  • @cyberprime9355
    @cyberprime9355 Před 2 lety +19

    Basically, when you tell a joke to this SCP, it better be good...or you gonna get more than tomato on your face.

  • @mr.s3380
    @mr.s3380 Před 2 lety +12

    Hmm, hunter must be taking a break

  • @tegandumpleton3360
    @tegandumpleton3360 Před 2 lety +12

    "The Scp Foundation is cold, not cruel." Ba-dum-Tss 🥁

  • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
    @MisterEvvvSymphoenix Před 2 lety +17

    Rotten Tomatoes in a nutshell.
    3:38 Yyyikes! That tomato paused for the mount of time it takes to say 'omae wa mou shinderiu' and speed blitzed him! It probably took a second to process how staggeringly bad the joke was (in it's opinion) before unleashing its wrath.
    Also, the most consistent thing I hate about The Foundation is their use of D-Class personnel, but these researchers seem particularly reprehensible.

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Před 2 lety +3

      It depends on which canon you're using but the SCP actually started using genetically engineered clones to deal with this problem. They're genetically engineered to have just enough sapience/sentience to do D-class work and their organs will fail without Foundation-produced nutrients. Whether this is less unethical or an even worse atrocity depends on whether or not you think the clones are sapient enough to count as people.

    • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
      @MisterEvvvSymphoenix Před 2 lety +2

      @@Sorakeyblademaster37😐 ... Attempting to process moral implications ... attempt failed ... I _suppose_ that's better ... kinda ...

  • @timwest277
    @timwest277 Před 2 lety +6

    Those researchers need to be demoted into D class and used as test subjects for scp 504 as punishment

  • @mr.s3380
    @mr.s3380 Před 2 lety +42

    They should've gave the D class a deez nuts joke or a joe mama joke

    • @unaihmg9352
      @unaihmg9352 Před 2 lety +9

      You really want a d-class to die don't you

    • @pigman1470
      @pigman1470 Před 2 lety +10

      that would cause an XK class scenario

    • @Billy-bx3se
      @Billy-bx3se Před 2 lety +2

      The first one makes sense LOL CUZ CLASS-D AND D--- N---

    • @figuregaming3872
      @figuregaming3872 Před 2 lety

      @@Billy-bx3se class deez

  • @Zirkalaritz
    @Zirkalaritz Před 2 lety +3

    This is how you get demoted to D-Class from SCP staff.

  • @lipepsene
    @lipepsene Před 2 lety +3

    Lol, not only they adjust their strength to how bad the joke is but actually even get confused to how bad a joke is, now that’s quality control

  • @aarshir9500
    @aarshir9500 Před 2 lety +6

    "This is not a laughing matter."
    "Wait 4 more seconds."

    • @aviutle
      @aviutle Před měsícem

      🍅・・・?

  • @justanobody2660
    @justanobody2660 Před 2 lety +3

    Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do No.92567
    (Dr.Bright is not allowed to tell fellow researchers to make pranks by putting some scp-504 specimens in the cafeteria kitchen ever again) Dr. Bright is not allowed to do anything related to pranking someone by using scp-504 ever again, even if that was Clef your pranking which is kinda funny

  • @bensimpkins6581
    @bensimpkins6581 Před 2 lety +18

    Is it possible that the tomatoes have an anomalous effect to make those around them play practical jokes, considering jokes and comedy already being a prominent element part of the classification

  • @researchsire101
    @researchsire101 Před 2 lety +1

    Hey! I'm featured in this video! Nice!
    And not to mention, I had no idea my kind could move that fast!

  • @FeralSB2S351
    @FeralSB2S351 Před 2 lety +1

    These tomatoes are so dramatic. Imagine making a bad joke and a tomato straight up kills you for it.

  • @discworldfan
    @discworldfan Před 2 lety +24

    SCP 504 is actually deadly. it did kill and they just laugh? damn that cold. Dr Blast is right to wanting them to be fired.

    • @cybersquirrell1370
      @cybersquirrell1370 Před 2 lety +8

      This is the same foundation where D class are slaughtered on the daily. I think the idea of ethics doesn't really apply to any of the scientists.

    • @Kuro3k
      @Kuro3k Před 2 lety +6

      and people question the need for an Ethics Comittee on the Foundation. IMAGINE IF THERE WASN'T ONE.

    • @CM-hx5dp
      @CM-hx5dp Před 2 lety +4

      @@cybersquirrell1370 that is somewhat incorrect, they aren't fine with D-class dying when they know that didn't need to or have to happen

    • @dacianplayer8549
      @dacianplayer8549 Před 2 lety +3

      @Joseph Bleifus There is a good chance that they use D-class personnel as cooks

    • @agentk4281
      @agentk4281 Před 2 lety +1

      Or better yet, they might get that signature D-class promotion

  • @EzraBradford
    @EzraBradford Před 2 lety +6

    I think this is the most “But why?” SCP I've yet seen.

  • @xwsh7641
    @xwsh7641 Před 2 lety +1

    The words "What if we, cut up the tomatoes?" made me die.

  • @2ogres1cup50
    @2ogres1cup50 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm glad you covered this, because the actual read is honestly not very good, IMO. But the visuals just connect all the pieces, I feel

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ Před 2 lety +11

    he is my favorite streamer but he does make a lot of bad jokes

  • @tigeruntamed6036
    @tigeruntamed6036 Před 2 lety +9

    This is one of the most Hilarious SCPs I've come across. Also some of the bad jokes were actually funny

  • @sky-sx5gt
    @sky-sx5gt Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine your at a grocery store near a stack of tomatoes and someone tells a joke and the tomatoes start flying at people badly hurting them.

  • @zigzagzipbag6561
    @zigzagzipbag6561 Před 2 lety +1

    It can't decide whether SNL is actually supposed to be funny or not, that's relatable

  • @tribal2199
    @tribal2199 Před 2 lety +20

    Why no face shields, or tempered glass for the D class/equipment? I'd want to know if the Tomato would change course.

    • @notnotalwen4891
      @notnotalwen4891 Před 2 lety +4

      They are called delightful class for a reason

    • @basicbacon5951
      @basicbacon5951 Před 2 lety +1

      I mean its clear that the tomatoes can so fast it can kill people and obliterate objects, really no point

    • @JM64
      @JM64 Před 2 lety +1

      That's just potential shrapnel, which would create more disfiguring/lethal results than just being clocked in the skull

  • @atmlbateman
    @atmlbateman Před 2 lety +5

    This anomaly is hilarious 😂

  • @toehairyum
    @toehairyum Před 2 lety +2

    A moment of silence for the poor D class who got erased from existence after asking the tomato if they like Imagine Dragon...

  • @jonas_the_lost
    @jonas_the_lost Před 2 lety +4

    Imagine going into a room full of scp 504 and telling the worst joke you know.

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate Před 2 lety +15

    They should bring in Rainier Wolfcastle to do a tight five. The mess would be catastrophic, but the battle would be legendary.

  • @javierguerrero953
    @javierguerrero953 Před 2 lety +4

    I guess these tomatoes now have 3 new test subjects, and they need to tell dad jokes to them.

  • @aakuk515
    @aakuk515 Před 2 lety +1

    Dr. Bright is not allowed to replace tomatoes used in catering with SCP-504 instances during the annual open-mic comedy club event

  • @nataliaentalia
    @nataliaentalia Před rokem

    8:09 "The tomato shows signs of confusion" is a sentence I never thought I would hear.

  • @shadowsa2b
    @shadowsa2b Před 2 lety +10

    The researchers who brought back in the 3 d-class actually proves that the target is the person who delivers the punchline, not the set up.
    I wonder what would happen if one was told a bad joke in its entirety via intercom. Would it destroy the speaker, or go after the actual person saying it?

    • @Jay-or5ex
      @Jay-or5ex Před 2 lety +4

      I theorize it would destroy the speaker not the individual where ever sound is being omitted. This is because of the Laptops and devices that were use to tell the jokes. The room is isolated, as long as the person who delivers in the punchline is in a separate room they will be fine.

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Před 2 lety +1

      They've played recordings of bad humor and the tomatoes destroy the physical medium. Neither the article or the author imply that they're biding their time to hit whoever told the joke, or that they even have the necessary intelligence for that.

  • @joffreybaratheon4904
    @joffreybaratheon4904 Před 2 lety +3

    I have a good idea to test SCP-504:
    Try Rickrolling

  • @lucas5530
    @lucas5530 Před 11 měsíci

    This has always been one of my favourites for its sheer ridiculousness

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench Před rokem +1

    I wonder how the tomatoes would react to anti humor like:
    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
    "Hey, where's my tractor"

  • @oilimenoruega7836
    @oilimenoruega7836 Před 2 lety +5

    I absolutely love this SCP, great stuff all-round. But wow, are those three researchers actual psychos.
    How have not all three of them not gotten kicked out yet?

  • @colettebrunel4124
    @colettebrunel4124 Před 2 lety +3

    Oh dear, I didn't realize tomatoes can be terrifying! 😰

  • @user-ps2sg8qr2k
    @user-ps2sg8qr2k Před 2 lety +1

    Before tik tok : Wow, those tomatoes are dangerous
    After Tik Tok : We need that tomatoes

  • @Gummybear7koolaid
    @Gummybear7koolaid Před 2 lety +1

    I used to work at an orange juice factory but I got fired because I could concentrate
    SCP-504
    : 🍅
    **Flies across room breaking nose**

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro Před 2 lety +3

    So basically from what I can understand
    The tomatoes do what people want to do when someone tells a bad joke?

  • @lumpy321
    @lumpy321 Před 2 lety +6

    A recording of gen z memes are played. A voice says,“Ay yo the pizza here.” The man then falls down the stairs as the Taco Bell ding, multiple fart noises, and the popular vine boom sound is played over top of it. An SCP 504 instance immediately flys forward and levitates in the air for 5 seconds. Then, it violently crashes down, tearing through the concrete floor and leaving an approximately 35 meter hole in ground. This hole appeared to be in the shape of a small, round-like astronaut.

  • @Unknown-br1uf
    @Unknown-br1uf Před 2 lety +1

    It's about Time ya showed up Original Narrator Guy 🤟.

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw Před 2 lety +1

    So a tomato who hates bad jokes. Quite the “pun”ishment

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar Před 2 lety +3

    What if they cook it would cooking the tomato "kill" it or effect it's speed?.... it would probably at the very least be less destructive as cooked tomato is mushy

  • @keksidy
    @keksidy Před 2 lety +9

    If you brought in MatPat, he wouldn't even have to say anything to get hit by one of these tomatoes

  • @justinwhite915
    @justinwhite915 Před rokem

    Okay, C.O.R.G.Y is awesome. His very concept gets my imagination running.

  • @ETOILEPHANTOME
    @ETOILEPHANTOME Před 2 lety +1

    I like how the scientists laugh while D personnel get wrecked.

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 Před 2 lety +16

    My favorite narrator! Long live infographics!

  • @BlackSunCompany
    @BlackSunCompany Před 2 lety +5

    What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
    Hailing taxis.

  • @yhtomit627GU
    @yhtomit627GU Před 2 lety +2

    Fired? That's getting off easy. A demotion to D-Class seems more appropriate.

    • @if7723
      @if7723 Před 2 lety +1

      @Joseph Bleifus They both A: could not have known it wouldn't cause a loss of personnel and B: objectively wasted Foundation resources if any medical aid was required to be rendered. And not even for a scientific reason, the foundation is fine with losses if it serves a purpose.

  • @killeing
    @killeing Před 2 lety

    Yaaay I love infographics Voice Actor ^^!!!

  • @daliaam1110
    @daliaam1110 Před 2 lety +4

    alt+f4

  • @heheheeh2781
    @heheheeh2781 Před 2 lety +4

    I like how the story is shaped like a joke, as in the repetitive use of ‘x enters the room’. Probably unintentional but a nice touch nonetheless

  • @globekca6190
    @globekca6190 Před 2 lety +2

    Yes! Finally they do this SCP. It's so good!

  • @W1nds
    @W1nds Před 2 lety +1

    I bet that one D class that got hit it the eye didn't SEE that coming :D

  • @speeder1526
    @speeder1526 Před 2 lety

    I like to think the twitching is the tomato thinking the joke not worth smashing itself at the joketeller, and it not responding just simply not caring.

  • @JM64
    @JM64 Před 2 lety +1

    Just for anyone curious 2174 mph is Mach 2.83 (at sea level)
    Also I love the implication that there's jokes out there bad enough to get these tomatoes to undergo fusion and thus can be used as discrete weapons of mass destruction.

  • @drhamzt1837
    @drhamzt1837 Před 2 lety

    Imagine having PTSD from tomatoes, poor class D, just listen to it make me shiver from my head _TOMATOES_

  • @KeniclesTheEpic
    @KeniclesTheEpic Před 2 lety +1

    whatever they do, never say “amogus” or “sussy” to it or else the tomato will go faster than the speed of light, so fast that it creates a wormhole

  • @user-fw7gf6ht9d
    @user-fw7gf6ht9d Před 2 lety

    my friend : starts telling shitty jokes
    me : places a strange looking tomato and laughing

  • @Rwtheking
    @Rwtheking Před 2 lety +1

    I bet the probability that the ringleader of the researchers was brought in to test SCP-504 after being demoted to d class was high.

  • @KlaxontheImpailr
    @KlaxontheImpailr Před 2 lety

    Dr Blast with an MTF: (points to researchers) alright you chuckleheads, guess who’s the next test subjects!

  • @frankydman
    @frankydman Před 2 lety +1

    *clears throat*
    A burglar robbed an art museum, and ended up getting caught very easily. When asked why he was caught, the burglar said "I did not have the Monet to buy De Gas to make the Van Gogh"

    • @crystalyue5701
      @crystalyue5701 Před 2 lety +1

      And I guess it didn't take the police long to *ketchup*
      _This joke resulted in a tomato flying in from the speed of light, causing a nuclear explosion and ending all life as we know it_