The Fall of Rome: Unbiased History - Rome XIX

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  • @Dovahhatty
    @Dovahhatty  Před 3 lety +352

    You can watch it on other video platforms as well:
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    • @stalinsghost1090
      @stalinsghost1090 Před 3 lety +4

      Ave Roma

    • @stalinsghost1090
      @stalinsghost1090 Před 3 lety +10

      The ending of this video actually made me sad but happy that such great men once lived

    • @piuscalvinus
      @piuscalvinus Před 3 lety +2

      cannot wait for IVSTINIANVS

    • @ApeX-pj4mq
      @ApeX-pj4mq Před 3 lety +1

      What's the music in the background at 23:37

    • @justinian-the-great
      @justinian-the-great Před 3 lety +4

      You better go all the way to 1453 after you finish with my Justinianic dynasty! I too don't wanna watch Roman Empire falling apart......again, but I swear it, if we don't cover the entire history of the Eastern Roman Empire, PLEBS ARE GONNA REVOLT! I could always call Belisarius to "Nika" them, but they would have the right. ERE continuation series MUST HAPPEN!

  • @hexa3389
    @hexa3389 Před 3 lety +4125

    Barbarians: *spend 1000 years trying to destroy Rome*
    Also Barbarians after Rome is destroyed: "Lets spend another 1000 years trying to figure out who is the successor to the Roman empire"

    • @koatam
      @koatam Před 3 lety +1533

      Barbarians 5 seconds after destroying Rome: "I miss Rome"

    • @syntax2004
      @syntax2004 Před 3 lety +228

      Holy Roman Empire

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Před 3 lety +147

      Anyone that doesn't agree that the HRE was heir to the western empire is big gay

    • @hexa3389
      @hexa3389 Před 3 lety +604

      @@syntax2004 since when did the germs become Roman's?

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Před 3 lety +73

      @@hexa3389 since Theodoric was tamed by Deus

  • @Dovahhatty
    @Dovahhatty  Před 3 lety +3834

    Justinian eventually... ish. It's complicated.

    • @DaRealRessonance
      @DaRealRessonance Před 3 lety +24

      What platform is your MC Server on? Is it Java, Bedrock or combination. Plus what’s the IP address

    • @ShitAssGG
      @ShitAssGG Před 3 lety +197

      Take as much time as you want, this series was Amazing.

    • @Izual001
      @Izual001 Před 3 lety +218

      Based and purplepilled.

    • @mazarajr
      @mazarajr Před 3 lety +203

      We are glad to hear that
      C O N S T A N T I N O P O L I S A E T E R N A

    • @Spazticmonkey1000
      @Spazticmonkey1000 Před 3 lety +16

      But hes not a chad

  • @slagathorpimpmaster9787
    @slagathorpimpmaster9787 Před 3 lety +3684

    I enjoy how chad went from being genetic to a achievable trait

    • @FlyingAlfredoSaucer
      @FlyingAlfredoSaucer Před 3 lety +444

      Only a true epic gamer can ascend to chadhood.

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 Před 3 lety +44

      @@slagathorpimpmaster9787 pog

    • @judokick2117
      @judokick2117 Před 3 lety +181

      That was the whole point, to civilize the barbarians. And give all of us the chance to achieve, CHADHOOD

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography Před 3 lety +76

      There was enough latent Chad DNA in the gene pool that with effort it could awakened.

    • @saoirse4976
      @saoirse4976 Před 3 lety +89

      After some time it was discovered that chadness wasn't hereditary, but a trait of the true roman way

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude Před 3 lety +1116

    Atilla becoming a goofy bear and dying was hilariously appropriate.

    • @viviroar
      @viviroar Před rokem +26

      goofy ah

    • @goyimkiller69
      @goyimkiller69 Před rokem +2

      What really happen there?

    • @mmouse1886
      @mmouse1886 Před rokem

      @@goyimkiller69 More or less the exact same thing as what was said in the Video, the Pope (somehow) managed to convince Attila that attacking Rome wasn't a good idea, so the campaign was ended, then went he went back he had a brand new marriage, celebrated, got drunk, went to bed, then died of a nosebleed drowning him, then his Empire fell apart through the generals squabbling amongst each other for leftover territory.

    • @davidoneill7554
      @davidoneill7554 Před rokem +31

      Spurdo sparde :DDD

    • @3ndtkve449
      @3ndtkve449 Před rokem +6

      Dude just left lol

  • @acidnine3692
    @acidnine3692 Před 3 lety +2584

    “The content of that conversation was legendary...”
    Pope Leo: Wolololololololo

    • @technolung
      @technolung Před 3 lety +62

      Hoyo yoyo

    • @Alfred_Leonhart
      @Alfred_Leonhart Před 3 lety +29

      technolung lololololo lalalalala hohohoho

    • @everhall306
      @everhall306 Před 3 lety +34

      Narwini

    • @Duke_of_Lorraine
      @Duke_of_Lorraine Před 3 lety +72

      Doesn't work. Attila is a "hero" unit which include not being converted.
      If Leo only wololoed him, any 100 gold monk could have done it.

    • @bolnazmob9665
      @bolnazmob9665 Před 3 lety +32

      *Behold a white horse*

  • @basilaras80
    @basilaras80 Před 3 lety +2352

    Maybe the true Rome was the barbarians we slaughtered along the way.

    • @connorstephens4354
      @connorstephens4354 Před 3 lety +9

      No

    • @Senumunu
      @Senumunu Před 3 lety +29

      comment of gold.

    • @RLF1949
      @RLF1949 Před 3 lety +10

      Crusader sack of Constantinople lmao

    • @Sandderad
      @Sandderad Před 3 lety +31

      Maybe the true Rome is the advanced civilization we became today...

    • @spainball2288
      @spainball2288 Před 3 lety +21

      We aint advanced the tech is our civilization is just plain gross.

  • @Razgriz032
    @Razgriz032 Před 3 lety +1881

    When Aurelian showed in his true form and not meme, I'm cried

  • @MrAwsomenoob
    @MrAwsomenoob Před 3 lety +1293

    sad fact. The time from the Catalaunian Plains to the fall of Ravenna was only a period of twenty five years. So veterans who fought the last great battle in western roman history may have been alive to see the empire fall.

    • @shonewarrior2178
      @shonewarrior2178 Před 2 lety +101

      except they probably got killed soon after because not many capable man survived that time, but yeah maybe a handful

    • @KaiserFranzJosefI
      @KaiserFranzJosefI Před 2 lety +17

      Except half the Empire was still there

    • @thattotalwarguy7911
      @thattotalwarguy7911 Před 2 lety +32

      @@KaiserFranzJosefI another half, far away, with a people who speak a different language

    • @KaiserFranzJosefI
      @KaiserFranzJosefI Před 2 lety +46

      @@thattotalwarguy7911 Yet still the Roman Empire

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před 2 lety +21

      @@thattotalwarguy7911 Not that far, speaking a language which was already widely spoken in the eastern half and with a history in parts of the West, following the same religion with somewhat different traditions, and with an unbroken legal continuity with the empire as a whole.

  • @socialwetwork5643
    @socialwetwork5643 Před 3 lety +3388

    this series has unironically inspired me to be a greater person

    • @kingkefa7130
      @kingkefa7130 Před 3 lety +413

      Reading the history of great people should inspire us, instead of filling us with envy like those that tried to destroy Rome.

    • @MrSh4des
      @MrSh4des Před 3 lety +314

      In a world full of virgins be a chad. Or at the very least a wojak

    • @SwornInvictus
      @SwornInvictus Před 3 lety +189

      Rome has that effect on people.

    • @apothesiscannon1682
      @apothesiscannon1682 Před 3 lety +80

      Same here brother

    • @_ab69
      @_ab69 Před 3 lety +86

      AVE this series

  • @CsStoker
    @CsStoker Před 3 lety +2031

    And then people say that History is boring and has no soul... Shame on those weak minds and cold hearts

    • @nostradamusofgames5508
      @nostradamusofgames5508 Před 3 lety +84

      especially those who destroy history.

    • @braedenconti36
      @braedenconti36 Před 3 lety +8

      Only American history

    • @Luey_Luey
      @Luey_Luey Před 3 lety +54

      other people have made the compelling point that history can only be as entertaining and soulful as the person telling it
      history classes and the average teacher running them are largely dry, unenthusiastic and indiscriminate, which can be good for accuracy but works against making it interesting or inspiring people to read more of it

    • @TheTariqibnziyad
      @TheTariqibnziyad Před 3 lety

      @Magne M ah shit

    • @TheTariqibnziyad
      @TheTariqibnziyad Před 3 lety +11

      @Magne M that's the difference between the amateur and the real Chad, the former can't see from other perspectives, only through his own and makes hasty judgements, the latter can understand what happened during the studied period and why it happened and why people of that time did what they did, and has little concern of weither it is right or wrong in contrast with our own standards.

  • @danny_decheeto8300
    @danny_decheeto8300 Před 3 lety +2468

    Why am I legitimately pissed off at a betrayal that happened a thousand years ago?
    I am not crying you’re crying

    • @flaviusbelisariusthebasedl3116
      @flaviusbelisariusthebasedl3116 Před 3 lety +225

      “The worst thing about a betrayal is that it never comes from an enemy.”
      -Obi Wan Kenobi

    • @mycaleb8
      @mycaleb8 Před 3 lety +142

      Roman history (even when told dryly and accurately) is incredibly frustrating.

    • @roan2288
      @roan2288 Před 3 lety +138

      @In our doom we find resolve "Rome is an example of what happens when weak, petty, greedy and shortsighted men are allowed to persist."
      *looks at the west*
      How very topical.

    • @mycaleb8
      @mycaleb8 Před 3 lety +21

      @@roan2288 No it is not. Rome's fall was largely the fault of the Legions and warlords. The strong devoured the Empire. "Weakness" means nothing at all. The Eastern Empire continued to exist for centuries.

    • @jonsnow9659
      @jonsnow9659 Před 3 lety +10

      @In our doom we find resolve Now, without allegories to Rome, are you talking about immigrants and their supposed threat? Are you seriously comparing people fleeing from the exact weak men in Africa and the Middle East to a threat of barbarians over a thousand years ago?

  • @k4four615
    @k4four615 Před 3 lety +805

    Everybody talking about Aetius
    But nobody is talking about how Theodoric (A barbarian) repented of his ways and became sort of civilised.

    • @jeffreymeadowcroft4730
      @jeffreymeadowcroft4730 Před 3 lety +170

      Probably my favorite moment in the series. It also represents how those same barbarians would eventually pick up the mantle of civilization and grow to admire Rome.

    • @brycenlanager1216
      @brycenlanager1216 Před 3 lety +76

      Like how Charlemagne would attempt to recreate the glory of Rome.

    • @barrankobama4840
      @barrankobama4840 Před 3 lety +9

      @@brycenlanager1216 He remained a Barbarian.

    • @getass3290
      @getass3290 Před 3 lety +3

      @@barrankobama4840 No

    • @barrankobama4840
      @barrankobama4840 Před 3 lety +40

      @@getass3290 Yes, and proudly so. He always considered himself a Frank, never a Roman. He bothered to wore civilised cloths only during his visit to Rome.

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 Před 3 lety +4100

    I used to think this series was a comedy, but now I realize it's a tragedy

  • @spookyskelt2550
    @spookyskelt2550 Před 3 lety +659

    I love how Attila went from faceless avatar of death to Spurdo after his conversation with the Pope, I'm still laughing lmao

  • @NotACutie
    @NotACutie Před 3 lety +670

    First Arminius to Augustus, Finally Ricimer to Majorian - The empire died as it began - through betrayal. No wonder why the 9th circle of hell in Dante's inferno was dedicated to it.

    • @luckyincognito7096
      @luckyincognito7096 Před 3 lety +156

      The image of Ricimer being cooked in boiling oil and Majorian laughing at him made me fell better, thanks mate👍🏼

    • @AidanMartin
      @AidanMartin Před 3 lety +16

      or why the person who led dante through hell was virgil even though he hated augustus

    • @NotACutie
      @NotACutie Před 3 lety +107

      @@luckyincognito7096 more like frozen like a popsicle and mercilessly vored by Satan, along with Marcus Junius Brutus, Gaius Cassius Longinus, and every single pr*torian and leech who contributed to Rome's demise.

    • @ingold1470
      @ingold1470 Před 3 lety +14

      Something of which the Italian Dante was likely painfully aware of.

    • @CarlJohnson-uz8me
      @CarlJohnson-uz8me Před 3 lety +8

      How could non Romans betray Rome? If anything, they were loyal to their own people.

  • @linuxoperatingsystem6402
    @linuxoperatingsystem6402 Před 3 lety +805

    In the immortal words of Big Smoke: "Same things make us laugh, make us cry."

  • @MSF_Soldier_Alligator
    @MSF_Soldier_Alligator Před 3 lety +2592

    Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.

  • @ChristofCube
    @ChristofCube Před 3 lety +1267

    The worst has come. These are the darkest days in human history.
    Ave Roma aeterna.

    • @rafaelrodrigues7971
      @rafaelrodrigues7971 Před 3 lety +27

      The worst? The darkest days in Human History?
      But England wound only come to be officially in the 11th century.

    • @ChristofCube
      @ChristofCube Před 3 lety +16

      @@rafaelrodrigues7971 you're confusing the worst with the best. NORF

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 Před 3 lety +4

      We will get a Justinian eventually and all will be good again.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ReaperCH90 Ah justinian the great. The best bad emperor of Rome

    • @Scullex
      @Scullex Před 3 lety +1

      I mean the darkest days are really a reconcurrent thing actually, the fall of rome, the black death and countless moments minor and major happened.

  • @samschiller3813
    @samschiller3813 Před 2 lety +768

    Dovahhatty isn’t a “romeaboo” he’s an honorary Roman for making this history accessible to the youth of today

    • @riverman6462
      @riverman6462 Před 2 lety +53

      Brazil, the true Rome

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 Před rokem +20

      @@riverman6462 Nah, but, he made himself a Theodoric, luckily he'll lead his own to make eternal foederati

    • @Caligulashorse1453
      @Caligulashorse1453 Před rokem +19

      @@riverman6462 Brazil is the successor of Rome

    • @ardugaleen2231
      @ardugaleen2231 Před rokem +2

      @@riverman6462 one of the romans yup.

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@Caligulashorse1453Ohio is the successor of Rome. 😠

  • @glebraymond7108
    @glebraymond7108 Před 3 lety +1564

    Massive respect for wojaks like Theodoric I, Julius Nepos, Marcellinus, and Aegidius who all put efforts in trying to save the empire.

  • @DaRealRessonance
    @DaRealRessonance Před 3 lety +1191

    “Welp...here we are plebeian”
    “Where are we?”
    “The End of an Era”
    “What do you mean, what era ?”
    “An Era of a good channel that somehow taught us history through early 2010’s memes”

    • @iasonjacksongrace
      @iasonjacksongrace Před 3 lety +38

      This is the first chapter. The light of Rome is carried on westward. The Republic stands in a new continent out further west. And thankfully it's still in its Republican stage

    • @Aester
      @Aester Před 3 lety +89

      @@iasonjacksongrace US=/=rome

    • @georgeptolemy7260
      @georgeptolemy7260 Před 3 lety +36

      @@Aester Both are/were imperialist republics that have become degenerate oligarchies in decline and will end with everyone stupider and claiming they are it's inheritors.

    • @gustavfrye2736
      @gustavfrye2736 Před 3 lety +92

      @@iasonjacksongrace People who actually think the US is something near Rome 🤮🤢

    • @PolskiHetman
      @PolskiHetman Před 3 lety

      Yo hey Resso, good to see you

  • @th3highwayman
    @th3highwayman Před 3 lety +934

    The killing of Aetius and Majorian was a crime against humanity.

    • @lugiasreturn1247
      @lugiasreturn1247 Před 3 lety +53

      Majorianus failed to take north africa the first time, Leo the second, but the third would succeed, Belisarius and Justinainus I mean

    • @johnirish2969
      @johnirish2969 Před 3 lety +46

      Stilicho, Aurelian and Ceasar too

    • @Duke_of_Lorraine
      @Duke_of_Lorraine Před 3 lety +45

      @@lugiasreturn1247 Still too late to save the West. Africa's income and grain was required for the West to afford armies. Italy got depopulated by the wars of Justinian and was almost worthless at the point.
      At least the Franks saved civilization in Gaul by removing Syagrius then defeating the Alamanii, Burgundians and Wisigoths, also containing the Ostrogoths, instead of letting barbarians finish off the remnant of the West. Ave Clovis Chadus Maximus

    • @sib113
      @sib113 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Duke_of_Lorraine werent the franks also barbarians?

    • @johnrockwell5834
      @johnrockwell5834 Před 3 lety +3

      "Traitors" spits on ground*. Resentful losers need to be preemptively purged.

  • @NotACutie
    @NotACutie Před 3 lety +356

    Not once have I seen an "emperor" more worthy of disdain or disgust since Honorius.

    • @Secondkomnenian
      @Secondkomnenian Před 3 lety +44

      Just wait until Andronikos II in the East Rome series, atleast his successor tried to save the empire

    • @sebastianpijov8708
      @sebastianpijov8708 Před 2 lety +32

      The Angelos dynasty might top Honorius in sheer incompetency.

    • @sheikhalneri9883
      @sheikhalneri9883 Před 2 lety +16

      Phcas

    • @bradf0rdyt421
      @bradf0rdyt421 Před 2 lety +7

      What about phocas?

    • @madhurawat155
      @madhurawat155 Před rokem +1

      Honorius at least had the decency of not actively inviting the enemy to attack Rome. Same can't be said for Alexios the 4th though.

  • @greulich9635
    @greulich9635 Před 3 lety +356

    Goth: Never thought i'd die beside a roman
    Roman: How about beside a warrior?
    Goth: I can do that

  • @scutumfidelis1436
    @scutumfidelis1436 Před 3 lety +2545

    I like how Theodoric lost his evil eyes.
    A redeemed Germ.

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 Před 3 lety +264

      Though part of me imagined Theodoric also becoming a Chad, like the scene where Mulan was already on top of the pole surprising Li Shang.

    • @spainball2288
      @spainball2288 Před 3 lety +95

      The HRE got good under spain because their people still had a little bit of roman influence sadly their rulers were quite inbred

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 Před 3 lety +104

      @@spainball2288 They did that so they wouldnt lose claims and thus end up in a war or wars. On paper that's noble, but in practise God doesn't like incest. But I think incest only affected the Spanish branch of Hapsburgs.

    • @timvanrijn8239
      @timvanrijn8239 Před 3 lety +31

      A civilizing faith amen

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 Před 3 lety +30

      @@powerist209 Have the camera go dark only for the eyes to open, with nothing else seen except the eyes, and a protruding manly chin of a barbarian

  • @GrandTurnips
    @GrandTurnips Před 3 lety +424

    "A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within."
    -Ariel Durant

  • @yasser.r8350
    @yasser.r8350 Před 3 lety +681

    They were no brilliant tactician, no mighty warriors, no charismatic leader. The wojaks held the line, through sheer bravery they held desperately to a dream, they wanted it to be true they fought and fought 1000 times more than it was expected of them, they msy not be chads, but they are heroes.

    • @CarolusRexI
      @CarolusRexI Před 2 lety +82

      They may not be chads but still, they held the line.

    • @grimkahn3775
      @grimkahn3775 Před 2 lety +78

      They died standing.

    • @yasser.r8350
      @yasser.r8350 Před 2 lety +91

      @@CarolusRexI they were not born chads, but decided to die giggachads...

    • @peteland2919
      @peteland2919 Před 2 lety +12

      Holding the line

    • @theflyingeyeball
      @theflyingeyeball Před 2 lety +24

      Rome would break before their wills would.

  • @skullj2872
    @skullj2872 Před 3 lety +525

    Aetius reminds me of this quote:
    "I am not afraid of an army of lions led by sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion." - Alexander the great.

  • @EzraeL91
    @EzraeL91 Před 3 lety +1422

    Death: It is time.
    Rome: One last thing... Was I a good empire?
    Death: No. You were the best empire.

    • @deutschamerikaner
      @deutschamerikaner Před 3 lety +103

      The only true empire

    • @hunnichmm3129
      @hunnichmm3129 Před 3 lety +34

      Rome didn't fell it just moved stop being blinded by Pope Propaganda

    • @svon1
      @svon1 Před 3 lety +73

      when people ask i simply tell them,,
      Rome wasn't an Empire
      It was THE EMPIRE

    • @Mal69000
      @Mal69000 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hunnichmm3129 fucking true

    • @lasislasfilipinas114
      @lasislasfilipinas114 Před 3 lety +16

      @@hunnichmm3129 it didnt move Orthofag, the Capitals pf Rome literally changed depending on who was the Emperor, the Papacy is the last surviving Roman Institution, besides that if you say Rome "moved" where has it moved? To Istanbul? To Russia? Either ones are invalid Rome still lives in the Papacy

  • @MaxF-rn1vm
    @MaxF-rn1vm Před 3 lety +892

    This is the greatest telling of Roman history ever.

    • @JT-nd6qp
      @JT-nd6qp Před 3 lety +10

      it really is.

    • @Scullex
      @Scullex Před 3 lety +19

      The best somewhat inaccurate one but yes. It is the best one

    • @danielchequer5842
      @danielchequer5842 Před 3 lety +16

      It literally is. A perfect mix of accuracy and bias

    • @max547490
      @max547490 Před 3 lety +7

      I agree
      For videos using meme templates and videogame screenshots as its visuals this has far too good storytelling

    • @asepsisaficionado7376
      @asepsisaficionado7376 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Scullex I prefer honest inaccuracy rather than a subversive kind

  • @donglebit
    @donglebit Před 3 lety +494

    This was so horrifying Google had to age restrict it.

    • @donglebit
      @donglebit Před 3 lety +28

      Oh hey it's not age locked anymore, power, of a Roman variety.

  • @hyperchetnikmapping3401
    @hyperchetnikmapping3401 Před 3 lety +663

    V*lentinian III: kills Aëtius
    Also V*lentinian III: _we did it Patrick we saved the empire_

    • @reidf8506
      @reidf8506 Před 3 lety +54

      fug :DDD

    • @inquisition_5753
      @inquisition_5753 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 Před 3 lety +7

      Imagine what could have happened if we didn't make everyone watch us kill the monster

    • @alexandrejose8362
      @alexandrejose8362 Před 3 lety +8

      Patrick? This is a barbarian name! It wasn't enough to kill Chad Romans, V*lentinian III had to be pro-barbarian.

    • @jeck988
      @jeck988 Před 3 lety +19

      @@alexandrejose8362 not really it’s derivative of Patricius

  • @papazoulou9326
    @papazoulou9326 Před 3 lety +249

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
    Galleys on fire off the coast of Sicily.
    I watched Aurelian's mask glitter in the dark and Constantine's Chi Ro shine under the sun near the Milvian bridge.
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

    • @willxinnit7596
      @willxinnit7596 Před 3 lety +6

      roy the batty boy

    • @papazoulou9326
      @papazoulou9326 Před 3 lety

      @@willxinnit7596 Royus the batty boy, in a "gladius curre"

    • @tritonewt3344
      @tritonewt3344 Před 3 lety

      The fuck are C-beams?

    • @papazoulou9326
      @papazoulou9326 Před 3 lety +6

      @@tritonewt3344 Well obviously those are the holy beams from Constantine's eyes that were used to force the Franks into servitude

    • @papazoulou9326
      @papazoulou9326 Před 3 lety

      @Egg T Yes'nt

  • @hanzswan6498
    @hanzswan6498 Před 3 lety +239

    "As long as the Coliseum stands, Rome shall stand; when the Coliseum falls, Rome will fall; when Rome falls, the whole world will fall."- Venerable Bede

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 Před 3 lety +329

    "Diocletian's old palace, now a cathedral"
    Diocletian: *reeees from beyond the grave*
    St George: *laughs from heaven*

    • @Romaboo453
      @Romaboo453 Před 2 lety +33

      BASED

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před rokem +8

      Is it hot enough down there for you, Diocles?! Maybe you should have thought twice before killing all those Christians! You made so many martyrs, Egypt's church begins its calendar from your persecutions!

    • @hatebeing_sober
      @hatebeing_sober Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Nonamearistoare you Egyptian?

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před 2 měsíci

      @@hatebeing_sober No.

  • @metzyahrosenstein4827
    @metzyahrosenstein4827 Před 3 lety +245

    Might be the most appropriate use of "I'll Make a Man Out of You" in any media, cuz ya know they're actually preparing for Huns instead of Mongols.

    • @aeterna8757
      @aeterna8757 Před 3 lety +44

      Technically Mulan was actually preparing for the Huns but the steppes tribes weren’t called the Huns until they migrated west

    • @metzyahrosenstein4827
      @metzyahrosenstein4827 Před 3 lety +34

      @@aeterna8757 the godddamn Xiongnu!

    • @JGrimm52
      @JGrimm52 Před 3 lety +15

      @@aeterna8757 No they were Mongols bro, she fought the Khanate. Historians are not sure were Huns came from.

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před rokem +4

      @@JGrimm52 No, they were the Xiongnu, a different group. The Mongols were much, much worse. Mind you, it's a bit hard to tell the group apart. Only 3 ever seriously menaced Europe (the Huns, Mongols, and the Magyars, who were settled and became today's Hungarians), with the Avars being more of a minor threat, and others like the Pechenegs were little more than an annoyance. The Seljuk Turks never got Europe, and the Ottomans were a settled group by then, not from a steppe. Honestly, 9 times out of 10, those groups aren't really dangerous, but when they get organized at the same time civilization is losing its organization, they become a threat.

  • @gyarurespecter3386
    @gyarurespecter3386 Před 3 lety +222

    Do you think men die when they take their last breath? No... Men die when they are *forgotten.*
    *Roma Æterna.*

  • @RaGotGlassd
    @RaGotGlassd Před 3 lety +1200

    I have to say, this whole series was something you don't see quite often. The time required for research, scripting and animation, to make the roman history as entertaining and funny as this series has done it. It really opens up the door for more people to check out the history and see for themselves "wow, is this guy for real?" and see for themselves what really happened. Truly, this whole series was amazing, in content, in interest, and I'm glad we got to this point, that the whole series has come from the foundation of Rome to now this, the fall. And the way we witnessed the quality of the videos increasing every time. This was an amazing work.
    Ave Dovahhatty!

    • @daniela.9357
      @daniela.9357 Před 3 lety +23

      Ave Dovahhatty!
      Felicior Augusto, Melior Traiano!

    • @dariobarboni9276
      @dariobarboni9276 Před 3 lety +10

      Ave

    • @brozephstalin5007
      @brozephstalin5007 Před 3 lety +2

      Ave

    • @danielchequer5842
      @danielchequer5842 Před 3 lety +9

      Indeed. It still amazes me the fact that Titus (or Domitian) really had a rumour going on that he would stay in his room "ocasionally" pinning flies and that it wasn't something Dovah made up. Like even the jokes the guy makes are backed up by sources

    • @VAWM.
      @VAWM. Před 3 lety +4

      Literally what happened to me when I started watching his videos.

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 Před 3 lety +1085

    Who else wants this series to continue, if only to see the Doge of Venice literally depicted as Doge?

    • @spainball2288
      @spainball2288 Před 3 lety +163

      Venice is cool its like a miniature roman republic but with weird elections, lots of money and doge.

    • @benjolicious
      @benjolicious Před 3 lety +183

      the chad doges depicted as swole dog, the eh doges depicted as normal doge and the virgin doges depicted as cheems

    • @freddovich7925
      @freddovich7925 Před 3 lety +1

      Ah, yes.

    • @alexandrejose8362
      @alexandrejose8362 Před 3 lety +66

      Remember, the Doge of Venice ordered the Sack of Constantinople

    • @bigbadseed7665
      @bigbadseed7665 Před 3 lety +69

      @@alexandrejose8362 That one will have to be depicted as an angry Cheemz.

  • @gableprescott7405
    @gableprescott7405 Před 3 lety +779

    Marcellinus and Aegidius may be the two most chad Wojaks in this entire series.
    Even as Rome burned down around them, they still resisted. The last of a dying breed.

    • @peteland2919
      @peteland2919 Před 2 lety +56

      True heroes of Rome

    • @Ockhamsbarber2392
      @Ockhamsbarber2392 Před 2 lety +60

      Despite being isolated from Italy, the kingdom of Soissons under Aegidius managed to hold on against the Burgundians and Visigoths, and Aegidius managed to win a couple of major battles against the Visigoths, including the battle of Orleans. Aegidius however lacked the resources to try to push south to take the Visigothic-held lands in Aquitaine.
      Aegidius would eventually die in 465, some say he was poisoned or he died naturally. The Kingdom was succeeded by his son Syagrius, but in the 480s, the Franks under Clovis finally took the Kingdom, ending the "Kingdom of the Romans"

    • @getass3290
      @getass3290 Před 2 lety +17

      Can't forget Julius Nepos.

    • @Ockhamsbarber2392
      @Ockhamsbarber2392 Před 2 lety +26

      @@getass3290 Another tragic figure in the final years of the Western Roman Empire

    • @getass3290
      @getass3290 Před 2 lety +24

      @@Ockhamsbarber2392 It makes it even worst that he was among the last of the Julian clan.

  • @nathansteckle8
    @nathansteckle8 Před 3 lety +198

    Funniest plot twist in history was Atilla changing into a Benis😂 literally laughed my ass off

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 Před 3 lety +288

    Who else actually felt genuine hope in their cold hearts when they saw Aetius' army of Chads?

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 3 lety +15

      My first thought was: *ROMA VICTRIX!*

    • @cromusician6153
      @cromusician6153 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Deridus ROMA EST AETERNA

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 3 lety +5

      @@cromusician6153 (dabs in Roman)

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 Před 3 lety +264

    "Even if we fall, a new Aurelianum will rise."
    I see what you did there.

  • @Secondkomnenian
    @Secondkomnenian Před 3 lety +378

    I failed Rome, should have lived longer, should have fought harder...

  • @hannibalburgers477
    @hannibalburgers477 Před 3 lety +667

    Me: Huns are going to be demonic chads
    Dovahhatty: How about Spurdo, lmao

    • @bellofrus
      @bellofrus Před 3 lety +165

      Yeah, I laughed my ass off when he revealed that Attila was a Spurdo after all of that suspense

    • @emptank
      @emptank Před 3 lety +54

      Actually liked the Witch King look he had going at first, the true end to the age of men only reverted to a lesser form by one of the best popes to ever live.

    • @dust1077
      @dust1077 Před 3 lety +57

      Tbh Attila reminded me of Sauron from LoTR, the siege of Orleans was the siege of Minas Tirith, and the battle of the Catalunian Plains was the battle of the Pellennor fields.
      All of that suspense, all of that terror....
      And then fucking Spurdo lmfao.

    • @dragonbones3885
      @dragonbones3885 Před 3 lety +5

      Pope Leo man

    • @justcallmejoe9270
      @justcallmejoe9270 Před 3 lety +9

      Vapauta meidät kuolevainen!

  • @massimoe.nicolin6067
    @massimoe.nicolin6067 Před 3 lety +378

    Step 1: Lie Down
    Step 2: Try not to Cry
    Step 3: Cry buckets of tears
    Edit: Holy shit this many likes? you guys are awesome. AETERNA VICTRIX

  • @Deuslovult1990
    @Deuslovult1990 Před 3 lety +898

    It is interesting how a history of a great collapse is not just because of the economic downfall, environmental pressures and migrations, as you can read in history books, but also because of all these thousand little betrayals, treachery, disloyalty and corruption. What if that fleet wasn't burnt? What if good generals weren't killed by their own? How should the world become so that great greed and lack of ideals would cause this wave of bertayals that would end Rome?

    • @Fridaey13txhOktober
      @Fridaey13txhOktober Před 3 lety +97

      Really interesting how those parts are left out, isn't it?

    • @jeck988
      @jeck988 Před 3 lety +143

      @@Fridaey13txhOktober *Especially because those parasites are the ones who survive,thrive, and persist in their malignity*

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 Před 3 lety +17

      ah, if, truly there is no crueler word in all the human tongues

    • @ingold1470
      @ingold1470 Před 3 lety +52

      It's possible that this endemic treachery was caused by a rapid shrinkage of the wealth of the Empire, causing a sort of Malthusian catastrophe among the elite which made the rule of the day "Stab or be stabbed" . At the same time the continual decline of life in the Empire weakened people's faith in it, whether high or low.

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis Před 3 lety +46

      There is nothing really shocking about it of you study the economic history of Rome. The annual cost of living in the capital at the height of the empire was around 20.000 sesterces, or about four times the average wage, a problem compounded by the over 150 holidays, during which working was frowned upon. During the time of the Caesars the Roman population on the grain dole tripled due to mass unemployment of farm labourers displaced by slaves, and much of the middle class were totally dependent on handouts from their patrons to survive. All of this contributed to a bewildering labyrinth of hidden loyalties and debts backed up by people desperate for money to the shame of falling down to rely on the often irregular and regularly attempted abolished grain dole. In other imperial cities, a grain dole often didn’t exist at all.
      And all this was _before_ the Roman economy collapsed in the 3rd century and Diocletian forced the plebs into proto-serfdom.

  • @BVBrocks927
    @BVBrocks927 Před 3 lety +309

    Theres something touching about a bunch of depressed plebs coming together in the end times to become Chad's for the empire

    • @CptTexas1
      @CptTexas1 Před 3 lety +22

      Doomer uprising when?

    • @sillyname6808
      @sillyname6808 Před 3 lety +38

      It’s where we are at today brother

    • @BVBrocks927
      @BVBrocks927 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sillyname6808 chill dude

    • @jeck988
      @jeck988 Před 3 lety +14

      @@BVBrocks927 I mean he kinda right tho

    • @jabronisauce6833
      @jabronisauce6833 Před rokem

      @@BVBrocks927 Nope he is right if we where comparable to any time in history it is that of western Rome in the mid 400s lol

  • @dorionite1378
    @dorionite1378 Před 3 lety +532

    Dude that Arthur bit got me so hyped, imagine a series on Britannia and Wessex's struggle to unite the island, that would be based af

    • @saupiquet7516
      @saupiquet7516 Před 3 lety +34

      And then the Norman's invasion would be cool

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 Před 3 lety +56

      Technically it was a mix of the Arthurian legend and the real life Riothamus.

    • @roryjenkins665
      @roryjenkins665 Před 3 lety +11

      There is. Check out The Last Kingdom

    • @erickrasniewski567
      @erickrasniewski567 Před 3 lety +18

      I'm waiting for the brtish grenadiers fire and drum during the 7 year war

    • @taxfraud5673
      @taxfraud5673 Před 3 lety +13

      I'm just imagining the absolute chat Alfred the great battling the degenerate pegan ubba at eforwic for the soal of England

  • @odin6276
    @odin6276 Před 3 lety +2737

    Probably the saddest ending I have witnessed. I came to this channel out of boredom and left with a passion. Would have never expected to find a hobby by watching chad characters and the history of Rome. Thank you Dovah. This series was fantastic.

    • @morgo5000
      @morgo5000 Před 3 lety +22

      👏👏👏🤴

    • @joe_chill1060
      @joe_chill1060 Před 2 lety +42

      Ave. This series inspired me to study rome more than before. Thank you Dovah

    • @rafaelgonzalez2837
      @rafaelgonzalez2837 Před 2 lety +6

      Same

    • @samschiller3813
      @samschiller3813 Před 2 lety +17

      This series took me fascination with the Byzantines and molded it into a hard-on for Roma that’s persisted for years. Thank you friend, for letting me understand the ancient cultural heritage of my ancestors

    • @HenryMidfields
      @HenryMidfields Před rokem +5

      It's really telling when Rome especially didn't reattain their Imperial peak population levels until around the 1920s!

  • @JasonDoe1000
    @JasonDoe1000 Před 3 lety +210

    That Aurelian was appearing at the climax of the crescendo in the final recap was simply brilliant!

    • @dylanjones7485
      @dylanjones7485 Před 3 měsíci

      Majorian exists and he was better if he had succeeded

  • @Chudea
    @Chudea Před 3 lety +241

    Charon the ferryman: Come with me Roma, it is time
    Roma: Did I play my part well?
    The entire underworld: _applauds_

    • @jarekwrzosek2048
      @jarekwrzosek2048 Před 2 lety +8

      Nice play on both the meme AND Augustus' last words.

  • @davedavey6863
    @davedavey6863 Před 3 lety +1999

    As someone who’s followed this series since you shilled it on /his/, I’m absolutely astounded at how you turned a comedic, pro-Roman account of the city’s history told through meme avatars of historical figures into one of the most moving stories I’ve ever had the pleasure of sitting through. As far as I’m concerned, this is THE most compelling documentary on Roman history out there, in spite of all the jokes and intentional inaccuracies. Thank you so much based Dovah. Roma aeterna ☦️

    • @gravygraves5112
      @gravygraves5112 Před 3 lety +37

      Can you fill me in on the intentional inaccuracies, I only know a brief overview of Roman history, not up to snuff on the details, but I am also wary of picking up any modern printed history books since I am aware of the efforts of certain members in academia to push an agenda that involves rewriting European history.

    • @Ladifour
      @Ladifour Před 3 lety +66

      @@gravygraves5112 what makes you assume that earlier books were written without an agenda in mind?

    • @gravygraves5112
      @gravygraves5112 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Ladifour I don't doubt there being ones that are, but I also believe that there was a point in the past in academia where presenting an as unbiased view as possible with what information was available was more important than trying to push ones moral or political agenda.
      Basically, I'd like to read something that is devoid or as devoid as possible of the authors opinion or modern moral beliefs.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 Před 3 lety +16

      @@gravygraves5112 Not necessarily wrong, but try not to assume polemicism outright. there may be specific currents, but if you are looking for them you will find them regardless if they are there are not. if something doesnt make logical sense or they are overly focusing on something maybe, but try not to disregard out of hand.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Ladifour Maybe not without agenda, but I can understand there is a certain non cynicism that can often be found in older books. TBH i usually like to read a modern and victorian/ old source for a sense of relitivity. Some older sources can be blatantly narritve, but sometime those narratives can honestly bring some perceptual insight into history. Also, sometimes more modern works can feel a bit like they have too much of a nominally modern bias, or utilize a rather particular paradigm of analysis (not that older sources dont do this either, but I think those are easier to pick up on due to societal difference). Of course the more academic the source the less likely it is but still.

  • @manband20
    @manband20 Před 3 lety +696

    Meanwhile on Extra History:
    "Caesar was killed on the Senate Floor because the Senators feared Cleopatra's influence in Rome due to her getting Caesar to act like a Pharaoh, adopt the Egyptian calendar, and install his son Caesarion as the heir to both Rome and Egypt."
    My heart weeps for the Empire. How far have we fallen to let such lies and deceit corrupt our minds?

    • @Kastor774
      @Kastor774 Před 3 lety +231

      Wow that is straight up making up shit.
      Not even HC who dislikes Caesar a lot goes with "they were just trying to save the Republic from a tyrant" angle.

    • @thechannel8850
      @thechannel8850 Před 3 lety +161

      How the hell does one end up with that conclusion? Roman through and through, already had made it clear he was interested in more power, and Octavian was already Caesar’s heir. I don’t understand.

    • @gustavfrye2736
      @gustavfrye2736 Před 3 lety +39

      @@Kastor774 I saw the vid yesterday, everything this guy said was their words.

    • @wancrit2317
      @wancrit2317 Před 3 lety +57

      @@gustavfrye2736 damn i didn't watch the new one after they simped so hard in the first video but that's ridiculous.

    • @jacob8633
      @jacob8633 Před 3 lety +133

      Extra History gave in to bullshit and outright lies years ago.

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 Před 2 lety +80

    Can we just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Aetius did the one thing that Caesar couldn't -- civilizing a G*rm?

  • @eduardogutierrez4698
    @eduardogutierrez4698 Před 3 lety +268

    Imagine what Dovahhatty would do if he had the same budget as the most famous CZcams Channels

    • @Fridaey13txhOktober
      @Fridaey13txhOktober Před 3 lety +70

      CZcams is worst than barbarians, they are controlled by the virgins.

    • @getass3290
      @getass3290 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Fridaey13txhOktober ya atleast the barbarians are ruled by evil looking wojaks

  • @inakimartinez1328
    @inakimartinez1328 Před 3 lety +712

    This series developed from an elaborated meme into a 40 min hearth-touching masterpiece.
    Sol bless you dovahatty.

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 Před 3 lety +429

    The use of black gryphons “I’ll make a man out of you” was appreciated

    • @buddys6840
      @buddys6840 Před 3 lety +8

      whats the music at 18:40 and 40:30?

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah it really was one of those i know that song moments.

    • @Comred1
      @Comred1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@buddys6840 I think the 40:30 is something from Halo Wars. But I'm not sure.

    • @12345678900987659101
      @12345678900987659101 Před 3 lety

      @@buddys6840 40:30 is either from Skyrim or Oblivion. It was used in the Mad Emperor's episode.

    • @danilopetrovic5697
      @danilopetrovic5697 Před 3 lety +3

      @@buddys6840 Don't know about the first one, but the second one is Auriel's Ascension from Oblivion.

  • @1sadora
    @1sadora Před 3 lety +235

    This whole project is peak of youtube - original,offensive,high quality and personally driven, bravo mate

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd Před 2 lety +84

    “One by one, the free cities of the Western Empire fell to the power of the Huns. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Romans and barbarians marched against the armies of Attila, and on the Catalaunian Plains of Gaul, they fought for the freedom of the West.”

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 Před 2 lety +26

      Kinda hidden genius since there were implications that Theoden was based on Theodoric, which is kinda in line since Tolkien studied Germanic history.

  • @Th3Kingism
    @Th3Kingism Před 3 lety +403

    They say a man never truly dies until his memory is forgotten forever, so too did Rome never die, the city may have been sacked and it's emperor deposed the legacy of Rome echoes still to this very day. Men like Gaius Julius Caesar or Augustus will never truly be forgotten even now centuries and centuries after their deaths; so many books and games and videos have been made on these historical legends that their deeds will ring true to us for centuries to come, their writings and philosophical ideas still get taught and modern military leaders still marvel at how the Romans could be so tactically brilliant given the more primitive era they lived in. You need not cry because Rome as we knew it is gone because Rome is indeed eternal.

    • @jimmyvonvitti5204
      @jimmyvonvitti5204 Před 3 lety +15

      What we do in life . . . Echoes in eternity.

    • @Dycewyfe
      @Dycewyfe Před 3 lety +13

      Caesar is even mentioned in the Bible, their legacies will live on for centuries my brother...

    • @seancampbell6292
      @seancampbell6292 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Dycewyfe the ceasar mentioned in the bible is Tiberius.

    • @Dycewyfe
      @Dycewyfe Před 3 lety +12

      @@seancampbell6292 I was referring to the term “Caesar” as it clearly refers to Roman Emperors

    • @YoungOddo
      @YoungOddo Před 3 lety +3

      Dycewyfe The Bible was in Latin only for the longest time too.

  • @gayusschwulius8490
    @gayusschwulius8490 Před 3 lety +460

    The intro music to Justinian HAS TO BE "Revive" from Code Geass: Lelouch of the Resurrection!

    • @nayas1885
      @nayas1885 Před 3 lety +15

      I subscribe to this

    • @yunleung2631
      @yunleung2631 Před 3 lety +12

      Glooory! Augustus and Agrippa part 2

    • @Barnyee
      @Barnyee Před 3 lety +7

      YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!

    • @cpom5075
      @cpom5075 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Barnyee Yes!!! finally someone makes the comparison between agrippa and belisarius. In my headcannon, Agrippa reincarnated himself as Belisarius just like Dido to Cleopatra to serve Rome once again.

    • @KraNisOG
      @KraNisOG Před 3 lety +3

      Agreed

  • @jorgemanuel7959
    @jorgemanuel7959 Před 3 lety +367

    It is interesting, because while these series are obviously a distorted and biased telling of history (which is the bloody joke), the main historical facts are there, and I'm sure that many people like me have started researching roman history after watching these videos. If something is making history interesting and entertaining, then It's very valuable, as It ultimately promotes the viewers to culturally enrich themselves. For all this, thank you, Dovahhatty. Looking forward for your take on other historical periods.

    • @Fridaey13txhOktober
      @Fridaey13txhOktober Před 3 lety +15

      This is what cultural enrichment _actually_ looks like! -)

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 Před 3 lety +20

      Yeah, while I REALLY enjoy this series, I really irks me how many LARPers and sexists hide in the comments treating EVERYTHING as gospel. It seems many of these people haven’t looked at Rome through anything except CZcams videos :/

    • @mosesbrown4126
      @mosesbrown4126 Před 3 lety +13

      @@lemmonboy6459 Mudhut apologists gonna mudhut.

    • @midrovar5811
      @midrovar5811 Před 6 měsíci

      what you mean? this is clearly an unbiased history video

  • @Nobythulhu
    @Nobythulhu Před 3 lety +187

    I keep coming back because it’s still unbelievable to me how much that ending sequence makes me FEEL. Somehow, you made me fall in love with people long dead, with an empire that no longer exists, and seeing them like this, at the final curtain call... it hurts. It’s bittersweet. It’s magnificent. You did something special with this project, Dovah. Thank you.

    • @daniellinanmolina1044
      @daniellinanmolina1044 Před 2 lety +2

      literally, my respect for stilicho and aetius (lil bit less for majorian) is on trajan levels, and trajan was born like 5 km away from my city

    • @madhurawat155
      @madhurawat155 Před rokem +4

      @@daniellinanmolina1044 Why less for Majorian?

  • @usernamesareoverrated2505
    @usernamesareoverrated2505 Před 3 lety +533

    When you realize that the son of a man who sacked Rome helped Aetius defend it from the greatest threat in its history and died for civilization. Rest in peace Theodoric I., King of the Visigoths, you have partially redeemed yourself and your people from your father´s crimes...

    • @alexanderthegreat1356
      @alexanderthegreat1356 Před 3 lety +25

      RIP

    • @lugiasreturn1247
      @lugiasreturn1247 Před 3 lety +26

      Theodoric was only gonna temporarily do it, the way his visgothic kingdom went, back to ransacking the west after the battle. The only germ anyone good can trust was Stilicho

    • @theprancingrat
      @theprancingrat Před 3 lety +49

      Perhaps he was not given enough time to change the germs. He may have redeemed his lineage only in this small fragment of history. But alas. The germs were not changed entirely.

    • @lugiasreturn1247
      @lugiasreturn1247 Před 3 lety +2

      @@theprancingrat exactly was I was trying to say

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 Před 3 lety +31

      @@lugiasreturn1247 Meh.....he did more damage to the germs than to the romans. Hell funny enough the visigoths were the most reliable roman allies.....isnt that depressing.

  • @ThomasOfTheWarband
    @ThomasOfTheWarband Před 3 lety +2596

    Abandon Nihilism. Embrace Rome.
    I will start saying this IRL.

  • @Skibbi198
    @Skibbi198 Před 3 lety +102

    "In time that traitor's name will be remembered as Mordred and that King, Arthur" well done sir, well done.

  • @blancobardio8756
    @blancobardio8756 Před 3 lety +83

    Did anyone notice that he started the series with “There once was a dream a dream called Rome” and ended it with it.

    • @theemissary1433
      @theemissary1433 Před 3 lety +9

      As Rome started as a city ,it would end as a city

  • @Solomon.R
    @Solomon.R Před 3 lety +233

    This series is much like Rome itself.
    From an unknown, upstart shitpost to a grand legacy of memery. That it's ending is sad, is only due to how great it was.
    But I'm pretty sure you're gonna do England next, what with that whole Arthur reference.

    • @sib113
      @sib113 Před 3 lety +27

      Or Venice. With that other thing

    • @dust1077
      @dust1077 Před 3 lety +30

      He's probably going to cover Justinian and the Byzantine Empire next

    • @dorionite1378
      @dorionite1378 Před 3 lety +23

      England would be pretty based tho, Wessex chads uniting the island and continuing the roman legacy of mopping the floor with barbarian raiders would be glorious

    • @felps1917
      @felps1917 Před 3 lety +12

      If Dovah makes an unbiased history of England with Arthurian legend as their begin, he's should include the Roman-Briton Aurelius Ambrosius as well for reference started (year 410)

    • @ashgames417
      @ashgames417 Před 3 lety +11

      Panzer Of The Lake he’s already said he probably won’t do the byzantines because he would be shitting on Muslims the entire time and CZcams would demonetize him

  • @OferRaid
    @OferRaid Před 3 lety +835

    That moment when the music drops at 45:13 and it's a whole panel just for Aurelian with Sol Invictus shining as his halo.
    Beautiful.

  • @frankyg1118
    @frankyg1118 Před 3 lety +240

    Why is this age restricted? It's probably his least offensive video.

    • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
      @henrykkeszenowicz4664 Před 3 lety +23

      @Funny Corn And now it's age restricted again

    • @fjooyou
      @fjooyou Před 3 lety +16

      It's because there's "cartoons" in the video and if some kids watch it you could get in trouble with youtube/the law because of COPPA.
      In the guidelines of "Determining if your content is "made for kids"" it reads:
      "Whether the video includes characters, celebrities, or toys that appeal to children, including animated characters or cartoon figures."
      Very vague... So one option to protect yourself from bullshit take downs is to set an age restriction.

    • @auraguard0212
      @auraguard0212 Před 3 lety +6

      The disembowelment scene.

    • @anonymousmcanonymous3055
      @anonymousmcanonymous3055 Před 3 lety +3

      Impaled Romans at the end, I guess.

    • @sunset-inn
      @sunset-inn Před 3 lety +6

      This is better than most of the filth they teach children in school.

  • @OuterRimPride
    @OuterRimPride Před 3 lety +260

    This is the saddest shit ever, and that's a historical fact

    • @g.colvin2211
      @g.colvin2211 Před 3 lety +21

      Scott Glennon 1453 is sadder.

    • @lasidatul7725
      @lasidatul7725 Před 3 lety +25

      @@g.colvin2211 dont remind me of that damned year

    • @sanaddaoud6541
      @sanaddaoud6541 Před 3 lety +4

      1204 is also a good contender

    • @jeck988
      @jeck988 Před 3 lety +10

      @@seniornmaestro6662 you don’t sound like a “herakles” at all

    • @hokuspokus387
      @hokuspokus387 Před 3 lety +4

      @@seniornmaestro6662 cringe

  • @fordfokas9230
    @fordfokas9230 Před 3 lety +217

    Oh boy, I could not have asked for a better birthday gift than this.

    • @hihello8771
      @hihello8771 Před 3 lety +1

      He doesnt care about your birthday. He just uploaded this on his own terms, kid. Dont think youre special lol.

    • @BungheeGumHxH
      @BungheeGumHxH Před 3 lety +30

      Happy birthday bro.

    • @fordfokas9230
      @fordfokas9230 Před 3 lety +15

      BungeeGumHxH Thanks man!

    • @yardy1422
      @yardy1422 Před 3 lety +14

      Happy birthday fellow pleb

    • @alexanderkorol677
      @alexanderkorol677 Před 3 lety +5

      Happy Birthday!

  • @bhpurerange1
    @bhpurerange1 Před 3 lety +155

    CRUCIFY THE HUNS WHO DISLIKED THIS 100% PURE PATRICIAN VIDEO!

  • @isaacsorrels4077
    @isaacsorrels4077 Před 3 lety +623

    To be completely serious, the growth in how "roman" different characters are throughout the series is beautiful.
    It starts as a tongue in cheek almost nazi-like level of adherence to roman genetic superiority, but as the empire grows and the times it experiences become more troubled the idea of a "civilized roman" is less a genetic identity and more a shared ideal.
    It's almost touching that here, in the ultimate episode, an enemy barbarian visigothic king can become "civilized" in a way not yet seen in the entire series by fighting for the preservation of civilization. It morphs from standard roman eugenic superiority to a meritocratic, pragmatic way of applying the honor of true roman chad. It kind of accurately represents the same struggle with identity that Rome itself went through during all these periods.

    • @oscardelafuente8649
      @oscardelafuente8649 Před 3 lety +92

      You did it , you archieved illumination . You are one of the few who ever will , AVE

    • @landrat5217
      @landrat5217 Před 3 lety +30

      After all America is just an idea ...

    • @TheReaper569
      @TheReaper569 Před 2 lety +5

      You ruined the joke

    • @corneliuscapitalinus845
      @corneliuscapitalinus845 Před 2 lety +17

      Crazy how that correlates with its Fall though, huh?
      Weird that that's an attitude that's been ascendant for a wee while now too

    • @romanscum5678
      @romanscum5678 Před 2 lety +45

      @@corneliuscapitalinus845 It only emerged from the fall because the worsening conditions served as a crucible for better ideas to emerge, such as the meritocratic idea of chadhood. If that attitude had been ascendant to begin with, Rome would likely have never fallen until that idea fell out of favor. Cope and seethe eugenicist.

  • @jackthomason9976
    @jackthomason9976 Před 3 lety +59

    39:34 is the most heartbreaking and infuriating moment. Rome didn’t fall in battle, and it’s rulers had not met the invader at the gates ready to fight as so many had done before. Instead, their capital was taken without a fight, and the “emperor” cowered in fear as the empire was stolen from him.

    • @johnrichardson7310
      @johnrichardson7310 Před 3 lety +12

      He was a mere boy and his father whom was the real power behind the throne died in battle.

    • @jabronisauce6833
      @jabronisauce6833 Před rokem +2

      Can't blame a boy emperor lol

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 Před 3 lety +299

    "A dream... called Rome."
    it's now all full circle. the series is done.

    • @Crawedfish
      @Crawedfish Před 3 lety +20

      hardly, we have 1000 more years to go

    • @ryguy5436
      @ryguy5436 Před 3 lety +6

      Egg T
      The Byzantine Empire carried the traditions and culture of Rome through the Middle Ages for a thousand years.

    • @Crawedfish
      @Crawedfish Před 3 lety +6

      @Egg T a "failure" that was the beacon of the world for a thousand years, defeating multiple foes, standing as a true roman empire

    • @Crawedfish
      @Crawedfish Před 3 lety +2

      @@ryguy5436 chad

    • @CcReap3r
      @CcReap3r Před 3 lety +1

      @@Crawedfish I don't think he is doing Byzantines because calling Muslims bad would get him finished from youtube

  • @Mortebianca
    @Mortebianca Před 3 lety +1054

    Yaaas...my favourite Anime.

  • @adumbassroomba367
    @adumbassroomba367 Před 3 lety +97

    "Father!
    Is it... over?"
    "At long last... No King rules for ever my son..."
    "I see... only darkness... before...me..."
    Oh mighty Rome, may you be carried in the hearts of all your successors... for eons and eons... to come.

  • @kallekulmala1876
    @kallekulmala1876 Před rokem +52

    This video is unironically one of the best ever made. This series is the best there is. Literally nothing comes before this. Every show, every anime and every movie pales in comparison to this. This video deserves 10 million views at the least.

  • @marto8044
    @marto8044 Před 3 lety +218

    I nearly cried.
    Not jocking, nearly cried.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Před 3 lety +24

      I shed a tear during the ending montage

    • @emil6502
      @emil6502 Před 3 lety

      Me too. Whats the song in the end called i need to cry for real

    • @JT-nd6qp
      @JT-nd6qp Před 3 lety +4

      @@emil6502 it's called Time to Say Goodbye by Andrea Bocelli. one of the most famous operatic duets.

    • @genericalfishtycoon3853
      @genericalfishtycoon3853 Před 3 lety +2

      I was pretty choked up @42:00

    • @rethall2308
      @rethall2308 Před 3 lety +5

      You and me, brother. You and me. For to remain impassive in the face of such tragedy you would have to be the coldest of men.

  • @user-rr6jj5mr6f
    @user-rr6jj5mr6f Před 3 lety +356

    All of Rome's enemies: increasingly beast like monsters
    Attila: a black void, because nothing UH could draw was scarier than the real thing
    Also: 15:45 I should have seen this coming a mile away

  • @chainsawninjalcemist
    @chainsawninjalcemist Před 3 lety +74

    "The worth of a culture is not measured by its accomplishments, but in how those accomplishments last, and how they are remembered. The beauty that you have inspired our people to create will ensure that our culture stands for all time"
    -end game screen for the Roman Empire

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před rokem +7

      "Your culture accomplished nothing and your name is a curse for future generations. The world is better off for your not being there."
      - End game screen for the Vandals.

  • @frederickthegreatpodcast382
    @frederickthegreatpodcast382 Před 6 měsíci +11

    This was the peak of CZcams

  • @DISTurbedwaffle918
    @DISTurbedwaffle918 Před 3 lety +222

    God personally reduced the entire Hunnic army to spurds.
    God is truly a master of comedy.

  • @hyperchetnikmapping3401
    @hyperchetnikmapping3401 Před 3 lety +333

    “ROMA AETERNA”
    *oh God that hasn’t aged well*

  • @nstvrt9572
    @nstvrt9572 Před 3 lety +127

    I think the INGENIUS thing about this guys videos is how he portrays pretty much anyone who isnt apart of Rome. These of course being people like the Sassanids, The Huns, The Celts and literally all the barbarian hordes invading Rome at the time. He portrays them as evil monsters who use black magic and crave destruction, while portraying the Roman's as just regular people. And since this is a parody it's obvious he doesnt really see those people as how he portrays them as or the events regarding magic being used in place for how they went down historically. But the Ingenius thing is that this is probably what the ROMANS saw them as at the time, and in turn is giving a story off a Roman perspective. Which I just find very nice attention to detail and hope to see that more going forward.

    • @v4enthusiast541
      @v4enthusiast541 Před 3 lety +25

      Yeah, Sassanids may be the only exception because they and Rome had basically recognized each other as the only places that were civilized (although the Sassanids still maintained their weird Eastern sandy ways).

  • @Nonamearisto
    @Nonamearisto Před 3 lety +66

    Majorian hit on the one possible solution for a loyal, Roman army in the last days of the Western Empire: arm the serfs. Rome had the manpower to overcome all of the barbarians tribes in its borders, just not the willingness to use it. Serfs were an asset to the landowners, after all. If only breaking up big estates and training the peasants had come several decades earlier, things might have been different. As it was, Majorian couldn't do any of that and it was too little too late by then in any event. Money was an issue too by the 450s, especially after the loss of the reasonably rich province of Africa. Not that Italy wasn't rich (for the time), but by that point, Italy alone wasn't enough.

  • @GloGlo315
    @GloGlo315 Před 3 lety +359

    Words can't describe how much I've enjoyed this series.
    Unironically a masterpiece.

  • @daplanehuntermanpilot
    @daplanehuntermanpilot Před 3 lety +656

    “Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”

    • @fisstaschek
      @fisstaschek Před 3 lety +4

      it's still over tho

    • @fisstaschek
      @fisstaschek Před 3 lety +13

      @C.J MacDairmant did you feel the pain of watching the history of rome since 3rd century onwards? Byzantine Empire is just a millenium of that. I fear my heart'll fall apart

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před 3 lety +3

      Try telling that to Justinian. He actually retook Rome and the empire held it again until the mid-700s AD. 476 was only the fall of the Western Empire.

    • @tiagoback
      @tiagoback Před 3 lety

      Came here just looking for this comment, lol

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 Před 3 lety +4

      @@fisstaschek True. But despite having to deal with even more shit they somehow managed not only to hold on but to at times flourish. The Macedonian dynasty was basically a family of fuck yous to world around them.

  • @Nonamearisto
    @Nonamearisto Před 3 lety +35

    That's it. We need to reload the game from the late 100s AD, before the Crisis of the 3rd Century and before the Severans took power. Commodus can't take power, the Praetorian Guard must be disbanded earlier, Rome needs to get off its dependency on latifundia, serfdom must not take root, barbarians must not be let in and hired to defend Rome under their own kings, and the currency must not be debased any more. If absolutely nothing else, we have to handle the Aurelian and Crispus event chains much better, as both ended with their early demise. At least the Constantine event chain went as well as possible, apart from Crispus.
    That's what I would say if this was a Let's Play. Damn.

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před 3 lety +10

      @@TonyFontaine1988 Not a chance. They supported those sort of corrupt emperors and killed many of the good ones.

  • @The_Bastard_Of_Anjou
    @The_Bastard_Of_Anjou Před 3 lety +144

    Mulan stole Aetius' training song. This is unforgivable
    Let's go over there and civilized the comment section
    AVE DOVAH

    • @timvanrijn8239
      @timvanrijn8239 Před 3 lety +17

      Lets be respectfull. Only old china can rival grandfather rome in his wisedom and migjt

    • @mahdimehdi445
      @mahdimehdi445 Před 2 lety +1

      @@timvanrijn8239 don't forget medieval arabia too ,for me those 3 were the makers of the world that we live in

  • @gregshekelstein544
    @gregshekelstein544 Před 3 lety +2757

    The Virgin Armchair Historian .Vs. The Chad Unbiased History

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Před 3 lety +102

      The armchair historian was better when they focused on more obscure conflicts. The real enemy is:

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Před 3 lety +422

      the virgin, fake and homossexual extra credits x *THE ABSOLUTE CHAD UNBIASED HISTORY OF ROME*

    • @8jijjoo126
      @8jijjoo126 Před 3 lety +21

      Hey man dont bully armchair historian

    • @wancrit2317
      @wancrit2317 Před 3 lety +124

      @@emprahsfinest7092 Kings and generals is also very good IMO

    • @wirelessbluestone5983
      @wirelessbluestone5983 Před 3 lety +91

      @@emprahsfinest7092 Alternate history hub, HistoryMarche and Historia civilis are great as well

  • @scott_hunts
    @scott_hunts Před 3 lety +325

    “Shall not be infringed”. Based

    • @gregdaweson4657
      @gregdaweson4657 Před 3 lety +12

      Romans with tanks... yes.

    • @adrianshephard378
      @adrianshephard378 Před 3 lety +44

      @@gregdaweson4657 All roman citizens have the right to drop McNukes onto barbarian hordes

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Před 3 lety +27

      Imagine this:
      Roman cavalry
      With Fals
      We can make this dream happen guys

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před 3 lety

      Dovahatty is from Brazil. I don't think they have the same right to bear arms as they do in the USA.

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 Před 3 lety +3

      Also I think that was quite older than Majorian.
      I remember a skit from Horrible History where a traveler was allowed to let in despite carrying tons of weapons but arrested once he bring sausage that is outlawed due to association with Germans.
      But it might have brought down Roman central authority, due to citizens with homesteads or manors feeling that government can’t protect them while taking what is theirs, even up to siding with Germanic tribes who were romanized ironically enough.

  • @nesciussigillum1985
    @nesciussigillum1985 Před 3 lety +40

    39:21 Fun coincidence. Odoacer was killed on March 15th. The same day Julius Caesar was assassinated.

  • @noname-dp3gn
    @noname-dp3gn Před 3 lety +42

    Damn can't believe Atilla was 4'11"

  • @squaregrouuper7284
    @squaregrouuper7284 Před 3 lety +299

    Rome didn’t fall, it was dropped. Rest easy in Elysium, Aeneas, Romulus, Remus, Lucius Brutus, Cincinnatus, Scipio, Sula, Caesar, Antony, Pomply, Cato, Augustus, Caligula, Germanicvs, Vespasian, Trajan, Hadrian, Thrax Antonius Antonio’s Pius, Marcus Aurelius, Aurélien, Diocletian, and Julian. May Jupiter once more give us the strength he gave you.

    • @AlexA-fj7ki
      @AlexA-fj7ki Před 3 lety +1

      Missed a few

    • @squaregrouuper7284
      @squaregrouuper7284 Před 3 lety +20

      I missed the tragic heroes of the late Empire as not to disrespect those whom did not ask “Jupiter” for strength and hoped to go to Heaven and not Elysium. Out of respect for their Galilean faith

    • @antoniovivero4263
      @antoniovivero4263 Před 3 lety +4

      @@squaregrouuper7284 Perfect retort

  • @shef7074
    @shef7074 Před 3 lety +1838

    Honestly wojaks held the empire together and defended it many times alongside the chads. Ave Wojakivs

    • @johnrockwell5834
      @johnrockwell5834 Před 3 lety +506

      The may not be as great as the Chads. But they remained their true comrades.

    • @emperorofwends8875
      @emperorofwends8875 Před 3 lety +135

      AVE

    • @johnrockwell5834
      @johnrockwell5834 Před 3 lety +115

      @E Fig
      Why can't the meat shields be all those traitors and "virgins". Plenty in Rome at the time allowed to destroy Rome from within.

    • @johnrockwell5834
      @johnrockwell5834 Před 3 lety +60

      @E Fig
      Yep. Military service for those soft men should be mandatory to be a nobility.

    • @lorefox201
      @lorefox201 Před 3 lety +55

      their feels moved mountains...

  • @PatienceKiss
    @PatienceKiss Před 3 lety +34

    Everyone's always talking about Justinian and I'm just like, that King Arthur tease tho