The Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

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  • Part 2/2 (sequel to 100 Greatest Movie Insults). List of films: www.pajiba.com/guides/the-othe...
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  • @brotherlylovestudios
    @brotherlylovestudios Před 4 lety +1373

    “Warning: contains strong language.”
    That’s... why I’m here.

    • @wildwesternaustralian4357
      @wildwesternaustralian4357 Před 4 lety +21

      now thats fuckin relatable

    • @inkdreams5113
      @inkdreams5113 Před 4 lety +8

      I don’t think the compiler understood the concept of being insulting.

    • @philmzbyphred
      @philmzbyphred Před 4 lety +1

      Hahahahahahahahaha same!

    • @natedawg3926
      @natedawg3926 Před 3 lety +8

      I just read that in Obi-Wan's voice

    • @uni-byte
      @uni-byte Před 2 lety

      Given the title, how ridiculous is it they needed that warning. Like the worse that might be expected would be like "Darlin' if you wuz a tree, you'd be a willow"

  • @Bristo777
    @Bristo777 Před 10 lety +637

    "Chin up... Both of them"
    That was genius.

  • @davidpallen7976
    @davidpallen7976 Před 4 lety +1317

    "5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high." Forever my favorite

    • @brentharlow3559
      @brentharlow3559 Před 4 lety +61

      "Private Pyle, you are so fuckin' ugly you look like a modern art masterpiece!" That's my favorite

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g Před 3 lety +17

      Fun fact: 5 foot 9 is exactly 69 inches. It's also the average height for men around the world.

    • @thetrickster199
      @thetrickster199 Před 3 lety +1

      Nice

    • @robertthomas5906
      @robertthomas5906 Před 2 lety +4

      @@soulassassin0g Bevis and Butthead would say - heh heh heh.. he said 69.

    • @limedickandrew6016
      @limedickandrew6016 Před 2 lety +11

      My favourite from that movie is "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass the day you were born and ended as a brown stain on the mattress". I remember that one from my own army days and a corporal using it on me. All done a longtime before Full Metal was made, which means it must have been a military insult from way back.

  • @DragonianDeity
    @DragonianDeity Před 5 lety +568

    "I don't give any servicemen discounts." "Too bad, your old lady does!" SAVAGE 😂

  • @Jodabomb24
    @Jodabomb24 Před 11 lety +79

    I like the vintage insults. They prove you don't always need an endless stream of profanity for an exceptional funny insult.
    "Chin up, dear."
    "That's right; both of them."

  • @greekfreak1980
    @greekfreak1980 Před 10 lety +188

    Let's be honest,when it comes down to insults,nobody beats the drill instructor from ''Full Metal Jacket.'' This guy turned insulting into a form of art.

    • @tpog1
      @tpog1 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Agreed, all 100 should be of him.

    • @jameshughes6355
      @jameshughes6355 Před 9 měsíci +12

      It helped that he was an actual drill instructor before he became an actor... though, sadly, we lost this magnificent bastard in 2018...

    • @vetterburns1048
      @vetterburns1048 Před 9 měsíci +9

      R. Lee Ermey(1944-2018) RIP Oohrah! Mail-CALL! 🤩

    • @martinhecimovic
      @martinhecimovic Před 6 měsíci +2

      You know how the movie continued, do you.

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet Před 3 měsíci +2

      Ya know, my coworker told me about an app that allows you to have R. Lee Emery be your ring tone for when you get a call or text. Always insulting you, of course.

  • @YuriBoyka23237
    @YuriBoyka23237 Před 2 lety +588

    Everything R Lee Ermey says in Full Metal Jacket could be on this list.

    • @PROFESSOR-I.C.
      @PROFESSOR-I.C. Před 2 lety +8

      Ya think? Classic movie. Now, back in line!

    • @carlodave9
      @carlodave9 Před 2 lety +8

      Correction: TOP of the list.

    • @e.normastitz6836
      @e.normastitz6836 Před 2 lety +6

      Clicked on this thinking that it was all ermey

    • @johnking1896
      @johnking1896 Před 2 lety +4

      Full Metal Jacket is in a class all by it's self, a classic that will be in history without any equal.

    • @pw2031
      @pw2031 Před 2 lety +3

      ...where you about to call me an ass hole???

  • @nathanhetzer757
    @nathanhetzer757 Před 5 lety +215

    “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”

    • @martingardener90
      @martingardener90 Před 4 lety +11

      I blow my nose at you English types!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 Před 4 lety +13

      “Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change”

    • @BrizzleRizzle80
      @BrizzleRizzle80 Před 2 lety +4

      I saw a monty python one in here, didn’t see the “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

    • @govetter
      @govetter Před 2 lety

      That bit about 'elderberries'...

    • @watcherwraith007
      @watcherwraith007 Před 10 měsíci

      "You toad-spotted traitor"
      "You egg"
      XD

  • @unknownconundrum7488
    @unknownconundrum7488 Před 9 lety +334

    "From what i hear You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat"
    hot diggity damn that burn

  • @SueDNim
    @SueDNim Před 10 lety +402

    They've done two of these and still missed my favorite.
    "I wouldn't live with you if the world was flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."

    • @mzytryck
      @mzytryck Před 10 lety +10

      Brilliant. What film is it from?

    • @SueDNim
      @SueDNim Před 10 lety +21

      It's from Parenthood with Steve Martin. Hilarious movie.

    • @larrygarcia6356
      @larrygarcia6356 Před 5 lety +8

      Dude that’s classic 😂

    • @FragmentJack
      @FragmentJack Před 2 lety +3

      Sheesh.

  • @kittygrimm7301
    @kittygrimm7301 Před 7 lety +109

    "Nevermind, dear. Chin up."
    "That's right. Both of them."
    Classic comebacks are the best comebacks.

  • @pazza7
    @pazza7 Před 7 lety +307

    "a hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"

    • @andrewfenn3019
      @andrewfenn3019 Před 4 lety

      What movie was that from?

    • @andrewfenn3019
      @andrewfenn3019 Před 4 lety

      @@careypowell523 thank you

    • @lucasfilms3216
      @lucasfilms3216 Před 4 lety +2

      The actor that plays the guy who said this is a close relative of mine, cool guy

    • @andrewfenn3019
      @andrewfenn3019 Před 4 lety

      @@lucasfilms3216 you must be a very lucky man. Steve Le Marquand is a talented actor and has a few good lines up his sleeve.

    • @lucasfilms3216
      @lucasfilms3216 Před 4 lety

      @@andrewfenn3019 Yes i know we call him slem for short i slightly remember going to his wedding as well

  • @Croc21000
    @Croc21000 Před 10 lety +213

    "were you always this STUPID did you take lessons?" "I-TOOK-LESSONS!!!!!!"

    • @marcuswalker3409
      @marcuswalker3409 Před 5 lety +6

      Kwabena Amoateng Sam Jackson never fails to make me laugh!

    • @roykerr5121
      @roykerr5121 Před 4 lety +2

      Can someone please tell me that movie please with Sam Jackson

    • @tomatoisnotafruit5670
      @tomatoisnotafruit5670 Před 2 lety +2

      @@roykerr5121 The Long Kiss Goodnight

    • @govetter
      @govetter Před 2 lety

      I love, my man, Samuel 'Mutha Frakkin' Jackson!

  • @blackopman100
    @blackopman100 Před 9 lety +1016

    If Whiplash was out, Fletcher would make half the list.

  • @LateNightTableCo
    @LateNightTableCo Před 3 lety +70

    I love how varied the insults are. Some are super vulgar, some childish and some are just good old fashion wit and sarcasm

  • @laeldestan1536
    @laeldestan1536 Před 5 lety +85

    "Is it true that you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?" Want some ice for that burn?

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 Před 9 lety +391

    "Maybe you can tell us who first subjected the idea of reproduction without sex?"
    "Ummmmmmmm.......your wife?"
    DAAAAAAAaaaaaaammmmmn.......dat burn

  • @ianbeltran7948
    @ianbeltran7948 Před 10 lety +156

    "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
    "No, have you?"

  • @NateMcCoy1194
    @NateMcCoy1194 Před 4 lety +52

    "She lived to be 102 and when she had been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now." The older movies were savage as shit

  • @mattroy9621
    @mattroy9621 Před 5 lety +162

    "This man may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." Groucho Marx best one man

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub Před rokem

      thats what idiots do. its just idiot in more words

    • @billmadison2032
      @billmadison2032 Před 11 měsíci +2

      That would be the current president of the United States Brandon

    • @santanalz
      @santanalz Před 6 měsíci

      @@billmadison2032 When Trump dies in prison, will you cry or furiously masturbate while crying?

  • @luislizard2626
    @luislizard2626 Před 8 lety +279

    Hey Vasquez....have you ever been mistaken for a Man?
    No!!!!!! Have you ????
    Epiiiiiiiiiic!!!!!!

    • @govetter
      @govetter Před 3 lety +1

      Private Vasquez! I love that bit from Aliens! Jenette Goldstein! www.imdb.com/name/nm0001280/?ref_=tt_cl_t8

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 Před 7 lety +267

    "My mommy says she wishes you were dead."
    -- Hippo kid, _Zootopia._

    • @emanuelrojas2
      @emanuelrojas2 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Honestly, it hurts more hearing from the kid.

  • @dwtdwtdwt
    @dwtdwtdwt Před 2 lety +70

    *Groucho:* "Not that I care, but where is your husband?"
    *Lady:* "My husband is dead."
    *Groucho:* "I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse."

    • @emmitmeyer1368
      @emmitmeyer1368 Před 2 lety

      Uh...Without trying to be political, Groucho's response sure reminds me of today's liberals.

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 Před rokem +1

      @@emmitmeyer1368”Without trying to be political, political.”

    • @emmitmeyer1368
      @emmitmeyer1368 Před rokem

      @@zeltzamer4010 I assume there is a point to your comment, though I find it difficult to understand what that point is.

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 Před rokem

      @@emmitmeyer1368 You said you weren’t trying to be political and then said something political.

    • @emmitmeyer1368
      @emmitmeyer1368 Před rokem

      @@zeltzamer4010 You seem to have missed the word "trying"....A simple statement of fact, based upon logical evidence, is not a "political" statement, It is just a statement pointing out undeniable facts...Please, before making comments disparaging someone else comment, you may want to try THINKING....(I know, "what a strange idea".

  • @RiversBliss
    @RiversBliss Před 8 lety +204

    "My bathmat means more to me than you" damn

    • @KingJori_
      @KingJori_ Před 5 lety +5

      Rivers Bliss lol I thought he said my back fat. Funny either way lol.

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker Před 4 lety +5

      Jori -
      “Back fat” is funnier

    • @originalname4972
      @originalname4972 Před 4 lety +6

      “If I saw you in my toilet bowl I wouldn’t flush it”.

    • @You_Got_Jinxed_
      @You_Got_Jinxed_ Před 2 lety

      I would've just said "I know" to see if it catches him off guard

  • @chriscarguy
    @chriscarguy Před 2 lety +23

    4:40. The way he delivers the line is PURE GOLD

  • @andynoel2214
    @andynoel2214 Před 4 lety +60

    “Were you always so stupid or did you take lessons?”
    “I took lessons”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 Před rokem +3

      my dad was asked "why did you join this mans army"
      his reply
      "options was this, jail or go to canada and i cant speak canadian"

  • @midwintersnight
    @midwintersnight Před 4 lety +39

    7:58
    This sassy little boy grew up to be Prince Zuko.
    Let that sink in.

    • @pythox2948
      @pythox2948 Před 3 lety +4

      Damn, I knew he sounded like Zuko.

  • @-CARTHAGO-
    @-CARTHAGO- Před 9 lety +192

    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?" hahahaha dude, I almost died from laughter

    • @govetter
      @govetter Před 2 lety +4

      That is one of my Faves! When McDonald hesitatingly says..., No... LOL

    • @jungwolf1987
      @jungwolf1987 Před rokem

      Juvenile

  • @theonlymuffin
    @theonlymuffin Před 10 lety +127

    "does this suit make me look fat?'
    "no, your face does."
    im dying

  • @chickenblood94
    @chickenblood94 Před 7 lety +449

    i like shrek the third's insult
    "that's a nice leotatd.
    oh, thank you.
    do they come in men's sizes?"

  • @mabell276
    @mabell276 Před 5 lety +68

    Batman:You still follow your Dad’s orders?
    Andrea:The way I see it, the only person in this room controlled by his parents is you.
    -Batman:Mask of the Phantasm

  • @DrPhilWoodchip
    @DrPhilWoodchip Před 10 lety +199

    "How tall are you private?"
    "Sir, 5'9 sir!"
    "5'9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

    • @imsokewl1184
      @imsokewl1184 Před 3 lety

      Wow you're hot!!

    • @Nwsthe2ndweatheeforecaster
      @Nwsthe2ndweatheeforecaster Před 3 lety +2

      @@imsokewl1184 wow.

    • @DK-gl3ih
      @DK-gl3ih Před 3 lety +1

      @@imsokewl1184 lol

    • @rickneal3916
      @rickneal3916 Před 2 lety +2

      That was a great line, but there are so many others from that movie that could've/should've been included. I guess they were trying to keep this video from looking like an extended FMJ trailer Lol

    • @SG-fm9wd
      @SG-fm9wd Před 2 lety

      Right as I scrolled pass this

  • @TheMimiSard
    @TheMimiSard Před 11 lety +16

    "You juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love!" - gotta love Shakespeare's grip on insults.

  • @thomascampbell350
    @thomascampbell350 Před 6 lety +47

    “He cheated”
    “Your mom cheated. That’s why you look like a plumber.”

    • @lazerunicorn7809
      @lazerunicorn7809 Před rokem +1

      Enders Game😂 i still dying over this one years ago

  • @echorhys1685
    @echorhys1685 Před 2 lety +23

    7:26
    Clint Eastwood, what a legend, he has never failed to deliver a good burn when its needed

    • @realtexxxmancosplay
      @realtexxxmancosplay Před rokem +1

      I watched that movie the other night and I was dying when he delivered that burn.😂😂😂

  • @MsAppassionata
    @MsAppassionata Před 11 lety +11

    "Hey Vasquez - have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" One of my favorites.

  • @kittygrimm7301
    @kittygrimm7301 Před 5 lety +50

    -"Never mind, dear, chin up."
    -(chin up)
    -"That's right, both of them!"

  • @HelloNewMoon
    @HelloNewMoon Před 2 lety +16

    Well I guess I’d forgotten Robin Williams calling a child a nearsighted gynecologist in the middle of a Disney movie 😂

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff Před 2 lety +3

      Not Disney, it was by Spielberg's Amblin Entertainment and distributed by TriStar. Amblin has collaborated with Disney on occasion though (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, BFG, etc.), which is probably why the confusion.

    • @drewscy
      @drewscy Před měsícem

      A kids movie. But one of RW’s best. I Believe in you Roger!

  • @veggiesaremurder
    @veggiesaremurder Před 3 lety +52

    "Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
    "No. Have you?" -- The one that probably hurt the most. Lol

    • @larry1393
      @larry1393 Před 2 lety +2

      Better then looking like a transvestite

    • @michaelkarnerfors9545
      @michaelkarnerfors9545 Před 2 lety

      Fun fact: she is Jeanelle - John's foster-mother - in T2: Judgement Day.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Před rokem

      @@michaelkarnerfors9545 and she was the maid in fear and loathing in las vegas...imagine my shock cuz i saw that a thousand times but DID NOT AT ALL know it was her lol but she did seem faniliar

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Před rokem

      @@michaelkarnerfors9545 oh and a underrated movie called NEAR DARK...which has alot of the alien cast in it

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 Před rokem

      read about her resume on IMDB was shocked when i saw she was in star trek genarations

  • @jq747
    @jq747 Před 9 lety +162

    "5-foot-9? I didnt know they stacked shit that high".. LOL! I gotta rent that movie out again.
    One thing. I can't count how many times I've watched "The Good, Bad and Ugly".. but I never make out the insult Tuco yells at the end. Someone please help me..

    • @arlind530d
      @arlind530d Před 9 lety +18

      He says " you know what you are !!! Just a dirty son of a bitch !!!"

    • @dmrrider1
      @dmrrider1 Před 9 lety +8

      "...just abvxdrronofabitch!"

    • @BernardBrunu1
      @BernardBrunu1 Před 9 lety +1

      maxwell9498 full metal jacket

    • @mondodimotori
      @mondodimotori Před 6 lety +9

      In italian is even better: "Bitch" is "Puttana", so when he scream "Son of a bitch", it becames "Figlio di puttana" with the A afgter the double T fading in the scream of the song.
      Here: czcams.com/video/f-tH9tuAq_s/video.html

  • @denisweimer8791
    @denisweimer8791 Před 5 lety +40

    I've always been partial to "There are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of them."

  • @jfan4reva
    @jfan4reva Před 2 lety +25

    "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." - "Billy Madison"
    Unfortunately this is way too true in the real world today.

  • @GuyGuysonHimself
    @GuyGuysonHimself Před 8 lety +62

    2:25 lmao that fucking guy's reaction

    • @dr.arielfinch4316
      @dr.arielfinch4316 Před 8 lety +5

      +Guy Guyson OWWHOOHOOHOO!
      I think that was what I replayed the most.

  • @christinadoxstader1787
    @christinadoxstader1787 Před 9 lety +105

    I love that they included more clips from older films this time. A lot of great insults back then.

    • @rigman031977
      @rigman031977 Před 2 lety

      I agree 100%. My favorites, Revenge of the Nerds, Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam & whoever the redhead was at the end of the video & the Exorcist

    • @janiyawest7023
      @janiyawest7023 Před 2 lety +2

      they missed some great insults from "It Happened One Night", "Arsenic and Old Lace", "Harvey", Cheech and Chong, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Mae West, Ruth Gordon, Don Rickles, Agnes Moorehead, Audrey Meadows and many others.

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub Před rokem

      those suck.

  • @Pleaseunderstand
    @Pleaseunderstand Před 9 lety +29

    "Tastes like burger. I don't like you anymore"
    Oh man, that totally reminds me of the first real kiss I had. We had just had a salty roast beef dinner and yeah... I think you get the picture. Not pleasant in the least.

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Před 9 lety +2

      Please understand.
      And that is whay you never, EVER kiss your significant someone just after dinner. :-)

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Před 9 lety

      Please understand.
      And that is whay you never, EVER kiss your significant someone just after dinner. :-)

    • @daneejo1992
      @daneejo1992 Před 9 lety

      I just saw the movie for the first time the other night xD

  • @Cacowninja
    @Cacowninja Před 3 lety +97

    0:05 - Dumb & Dumber, His Girl Friday, Harry Potter 3, One-Eyed Jacks, Coming to America
    0:33 - Happy Gilmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vertical Limit, Cool Runnings, Big Jake
    1:00 - Home Alone, The Hangover, Animal House, Duck Soup, Liar Liar
    1:30 - Matilda, It Happened One Night, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, The Nutty Professor
    2:02 - Rhinestone, The Nutty Professor, Bull Durham
    2:30 - War Games, Caddyshack, Aliens, Tommy Boy, Ace in the Hole
    3:00 - The Women, The Nutty Professor, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Scarface, The Breakfast Club
    3:27 - The Little Rascals, It’s a Wonderful Life, Aladdin, Network, She’s All That
    4:01 - Highlander, Of Human Bondage, Nine to Five, Erin Brockovich
    4:34 - Clueless, Dumb & Dumber, The Silence of the Lambs, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Sweet Smell of Success
    5:00 - Good Morning Vietnam, Biloxi Blues, A League of Their Own, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Monkey Business
    5:29 - Duck Soup, Home Alone, The Ref, Point Break
    5:59 - Repo Man, Revenge of the Nerds, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Hamlet 2, Heathers, Chasing Amy, Closer, Anchorman
    6:30 - Shaft, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Fried Green Tomatoes, Planet of the Apes, Stand By Me, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer
    7:01 - Bad Santa, Barfly, The Exorcist, White Men Can’t Jump, Horse Feathers, E.T., Heartbreak Ridge, The Blues Brothers
    7:32 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Training Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, White Men Can’t Jump
    7:57 - Hook, Flatliners, Hook,
    8:30 - Nine Months, Six Pack, Hook, The Maltese Falcon
    8:59 - Liar Liar, You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man, The Graduate
    9:33 - Swimming with Sharks, The Long Good Friday, Pink Flamingos
    10:06 - The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

    • @123afish
      @123afish Před 3 lety +6

      nice one

    • @harlankrissoff9966
      @harlankrissoff9966 Před 2 lety +4

      @@123afish gives me the impetous to watch more movies.

    • @amitraam1270
      @amitraam1270 Před 2 lety +3

      Wow! from memory?? (even if not..)

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja Před 2 lety +3

      @@amitraam1270 There's a list of the movies I used to help with the timestamps.

    • @govetter
      @govetter Před 2 lety +2

      Great stuff BABY!

  • @Ducksoup67
    @Ducksoup67 Před 5 lety +48

    "You'd need three promotions to get to be an asshole!" Biloxi Blues - a great movie.

    • @drfunkfunk2637
      @drfunkfunk2637 Před 2 lety +1

      Harsh!!!!! Nothing else to say.......datum!!!!

    • @drfunkfunk2637
      @drfunkfunk2637 Před 2 lety +2

      Damned spellcheck.... Dayum!!!!!!

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před 2 lety

      Guys, HERE is The Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @jonathanlocke6404
    @jonathanlocke6404 Před 4 lety +28

    "He was so bad, the audience was still booing him during our set, that's how bad he was"...
    "This Is Spinal Tap"...

  • @nathanielcox4486
    @nathanielcox4486 Před 9 lety +103

    Robin Williams :'(

  • @bearshunnypot302
    @bearshunnypot302 Před 5 lety +23

    Don't forget,
    "Ugh, what is it? It's hideous!"
    "Well that's not very nice. It's just a Donkey"

  • @mandalorian1994
    @mandalorian1994 Před 6 lety +21

    5:16 That's truly one of the greatest insults I've ever heard!!

  • @phuckp.cummings5148
    @phuckp.cummings5148 Před 6 lety +8

    At 2:10 "Oh Reggie I've heard of dreadlocks, but SHITLOCKS!?"
    Just one of my favorite and hilarious insults!!!

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker Před 4 lety +15

    8:25
    “Nearsighted gynecologist!” Hahahahaha! Gotta love Robin Williams and his genius improv abilities.

    • @rigman031977
      @rigman031977 Před 2 lety

      And in my favorite top 5 on the list, from Good Morning Vietnam.
      Right up there with his insult from Good Morning Vietnam. "You are in more dire need of a BJ than any white man in history."

  • @bradleystopher3070
    @bradleystopher3070 Před 8 lety +33

    "I hearda dreadlocks but shitlocks" LMFAO

    • @danicawolfetp
      @danicawolfetp Před 4 lety +1

      "That's not your hair! Take that pile of shit off yo head, you crazy!"😂

  • @Sh0ru420
    @Sh0ru420 Před 7 lety +14

    if only eddie murphy knew these dreadlocks were gonna be popular 20 years later, that nigga was ahead of his time

  • @Gio-512
    @Gio-512 Před 10 lety +171

    "The toilet store" Best insult ever.

  • @MCFCRuss
    @MCFCRuss Před 10 lety +52

    " your breath is so stinky people look forward to your farts" LOL

  • @nomedreaper1430
    @nomedreaper1430 Před 2 lety +14

    The cowboys has to be one of the best movies ever made. Some of the best lines in movie history come from that movie. “Forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger and those I’m about to”

    • @rigman031977
      @rigman031977 Před 2 lety

      Now I think I have to find someplace to download "The Cowboys" and hear that line again when they come across the bad guys.

  • @Marioguy92
    @Marioguy92 Před 8 lety +55

    4:40 is a perfect response to the one before it.

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 Před 9 lety +200

    "I bet with this hat you get a big bowl of soup, huh?"
    "Oh, it looks good on YOU though."
    Lmao. That always made me laugh

    • @layicorn
      @layicorn Před 4 lety +1

      Rodney Dangerfield = Savage

    • @billmoran3219
      @billmoran3219 Před 2 lety +2

      Free bowl of soup...

    • @n.w.1803
      @n.w.1803 Před 2 lety +3

      "Hey baby, wanna make fourteen dollars? The hard way..?"

  • @babyharryable
    @babyharryable Před 11 lety +16

    "Never-mind dear,chin up..."
    "THATS RIGHT,BOTH OF THEM!...."
    joan crawford is a legend

  • @rickthomas4578
    @rickthomas4578 Před 2 lety +13

    " You know Myra...
    Some people think your cute, but I think your one very large baked potato".
    Sly Stallone- Death race 2000

  • @williambeutler9399
    @williambeutler9399 Před 2 lety +26

    The entire opening scene from "Full Metal Jacket" could have taken up a big chunk of this compilation. Also, props to the "Pink Flamingos" insult neat the end. Mink Stole's dry delivery made the insult even more irritating to her victim. Good job! 😎😄🙂😍😱

  • @verncooper1069
    @verncooper1069 Před 9 lety +8

    "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go trough life son" Best insult ever

  • @marcus_ohreallyus
    @marcus_ohreallyus Před 2 lety +28

    As tough as this guy seems, I always tell people my company commanders in boot camp were just as scary. One of them was a short, Filipino guy who didn't say a lot but could give you a stare that would make your soul piss in its pants and find a hole to crawl into.

    • @eugenesaint1231
      @eugenesaint1231 Před 2 lety +1

      Sr. Drill Sergeant Rodriguez? (Ft Polk?)

    • @brittanybutts4529
      @brittanybutts4529 Před 2 lety +3

      @@eugenesaint1231 Oh man, that's awesome! I hope that you you two are talking about the same guy. I went through bootcamp (Navy) in 1999. I had this RDC looked like Sargent Slaughter. Turned out he was the easiest to get along with and the one we were "saddest" to leave. When we headed for the busses at the end with our seabags in tow, my shoelace came untied. He kneeled down to tie it because I couldn't.

    • @daynonweaver292
      @daynonweaver292 Před 2 lety

      My soul would drop trou and AIM!🤣

    • @brittanybutts4529
      @brittanybutts4529 Před 2 lety

      @@daynonweaver292 I'm a girl. I just would have got my own pants wet and it would have been pretty embarrassing. Anyway, we liked him. I spent almost another year in Great Lakes for school. I lived in base housing because I had a family and we ended up being neighbors. So...yeah, that would have been really bad! X-D

  • @sheilap1477
    @sheilap1477 Před 6 lety +25

    'hey, where did you get those clothes...at the...toilet store...?"

  • @ryano6094
    @ryano6094 Před 6 lety +10

    7:32 I love how the insults go from Shakespeare to gangsta.

  • @cristofermonteflores690
    @cristofermonteflores690 Před 10 lety +25

    1:50 I'm going to use that on tall people

  • @phi_the_whingy
    @phi_the_whingy Před 10 lety +22

    9:14 SLLLLLLLLUUUT!!!!

  • @moviepeasantispeasanted
    @moviepeasantispeasanted Před 7 lety +9

    I loved The Departed's insult.
    Man: "Oh. Who the f*ck are you?"
    Sgt. Dignam: "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists Před 4 lety +7

    “Chin up!... that’s right, both of them” 😂

  • @Nocmin
    @Nocmin Před 11 lety +8

    "H-hey... I thought you were tied up."
    "This is because you are stupid."
    The Mask of Zorro (1998)
    Simple and hilarious the way they worded it out. :D

  • @chubbyknight7571
    @chubbyknight7571 Před 9 lety +58

    Sir, 5 ft. 9, sir! 5 ft 9!? I didn't know they stack shit that high! looooooool
    Gotta love Full Metal Jacket.

    • @michaelmckinnon7314
      @michaelmckinnon7314 Před 2 lety +1

      R Lee Ermey who plays Gunny Hartman actually was an actual Marine Corps Drill Instructor at the time

  • @awesomelittlechrissy
    @awesomelittlechrissy Před 8 lety +50

    "SLLLLLUT!" 😂😂😂😂😂 lol yooo that had me dyin

  • @allenrmontana
    @allenrmontana Před 2 lety +6

    "Remember, you are defending this womans honor, which is more than she ever did' Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont in Duck Soup

  • @RowanJColeman
    @RowanJColeman Před 9 lety +126

    What's the movie with Clive Owen shouting, "You writer!!"

  • @BloodylocksBathory
    @BloodylocksBathory Před 10 lety +9

    Whiteside's remark to the nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner is one of my all-time favorites.

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 Před rokem +21

    "My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked better than you do now."
    Everything about this is gold, but what makes it perfect is the great emphasis Woolley puts on the last word.

  • @INFAMOUSGHOST23
    @INFAMOUSGHOST23 Před 5 lety +2

    I'm glad you threw some of the classics in there. It's amazing how insults have evolved over the years

  • @getnaenaed99
    @getnaenaed99 Před 10 lety +22

    When I saw ET as a kid, penis breath became one of my favorite insults ever. I'm glad it made it on this list

    • @MichaelFitch
      @MichaelFitch Před 2 lety +1

      A dear relative of mine thought he said "peanut breath" and couldn't figure out why everyone in the theater was laughing so hard.

  • @conanharris3472
    @conanharris3472 Před 2 lety +12

    The best insult is what my daughter came up with. One kid was teasing another kid about his weight. My daughter said “At lest he is bigger than your future.”

  • @1rexman
    @1rexman Před 2 lety +1

    I am sooo glad this popped up in my feed.
    That was absolutely f'kin awesome!!!

  • @Kyeju
    @Kyeju Před 2 lety +4

    The Man Who Came To Dinner is one of my favorite classic movies now, and I entirely have this video to thank for making me aware of it.

  • @Lulu-ex7fc
    @Lulu-ex7fc Před 9 lety +66

    Rodney Dangerfield was the king of insults.

  • @ChefMattReviews
    @ChefMattReviews Před 9 lety +41

    "Bull shit it looks likethebestpartofyourandownthecrackofyourmomma'sassandwasleftasabrownstainonthematress!!! I think you've been cheated!

  • @roberthamrick3231
    @roberthamrick3231 Před 2 lety +8

    I like the one when Al Bundy told that little girl after she insulted Al about working in a shoe store and Al Bundy said if you want to see your future, just look in the seat next to you. Lmao

  • @ANativeWroteThis
    @ANativeWroteThis Před 2 lety +5

    One of my favorites: Christopher Walken, "You would need 3 promotions just to be an asshole" lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicholasbiebel513
    @nicholasbiebel513 Před 10 lety +46

    1:19 The father of insults

  • @themurph2000
    @themurph2000 Před 10 lety +16

    The one with Joan Cusack giving birth at 8:30 is from Nine Months.

  • @noah.11.11.
    @noah.11.11. Před 7 lety +46

    "Face it...you're a neo maxi-zoom dweebie" 😂😂

  • @tiernanmcgonigle3397
    @tiernanmcgonigle3397 Před 4 lety +8

    2:30 is definitely my favourite

  • @keller109
    @keller109 Před 8 lety +8

    5:13 "My great Aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she'd been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now."

  • @organi10
    @organi10 Před 11 lety +7

    "Poor thing"
    "Never mind dear, chin up"
    "Thats right, both of them"
    Seriously, that one gets me every single time I replay it xD

  • @bardthenascarfanaticdragon

    The French Taunter has some of the best insults ever.

  • @rachelsolomons3228
    @rachelsolomons3228 Před 6 lety +24

    That Hook feast scene is the ultimate insult scene

  • @JotheAnimator
    @JotheAnimator Před 9 lety +27

    9:00 what goes on in my mind at school

    • @shahab8838
      @shahab8838 Před 5 lety

      What is the name of the movie?

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy Před 4 lety +2

      @@shahab8838 Liar Liar

  • @VentusxBBSxSpero
    @VentusxBBSxSpero Před 10 lety +7

    5:12 is absolutely amazing

  • @williammason9789
    @williammason9789 Před 2 lety +8

    One of my favorites, from “Liar, Liar” :
    “I’ve had better.”

    • @drfunkfunk2637
      @drfunkfunk2637 Před 2 lety

      Classic!!!!! I know better than to day that though......lol

  • @xalat6277
    @xalat6277 Před 4 lety +12

    2:23 now thats a roast

  • @00011theman
    @00011theman Před 10 lety +5

    7:20 OHHHH SHOTS FIRED